💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

the voicelines idea isn't half bad, i am a bit tired of hearing "priviet" over and over again

fucking aids reticles

Even the Leupold Hamr is not immune

[stark torrent]

you should see the battlefield 6 ones

it slike they decided to pick the most unpopular sights in the world for a reason

they suck big cock

[keen sparrow]

yeah that Sig Tango

unfortunately it's like the best bang for your buck LPVO on the IRL market

i am having illegal amounts of fun in newbies chat

[native crypt]

my ms paint illustration was made with nothing but hate in my heart for sig

[keen sparrow]

I just

I don't understand putting a fucking CQB style 'donut of death' reticle into an optic that is 4x magnification only

why

[flat breach]

Calling oflin on you

[soft coral]

on the part whre the character smokes the joint

should I put master wu saying "mmm green"

[native crypt]

i hate all the stupid fucking donut reticles just give me a dot, crosshair, or a small and fine chevron

[glacial haven]

best i can do is the target logo but remade with paint.net

[native crypt]

already beat you to it

[glacial haven]

perfection

[native crypt]

did mine in regular paint tho

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

[native crypt]

the humble file name

[glacial haven]

you should make a donation page on boosty and ask for 5$ to offer support on the installation

[hollow patrol]

you see this one is like maybe fine https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1434930555773911150/image.png?ex=690a1eb8&is=6908cd38&hm=cd11c1a5faab9d3ce4192d6d05bdc73b8f2346a2706d13c34f83077e189b3806& sometimes
but that other one is hot ass

[ancient marsh]

i think you should be shocked 10x the voltage of hasans dog forr saying "the humble (X)"

[hollow patrol]

the humble

[native crypt]

i hope you get reincarnated as an Indian

[ancient marsh]

just tell me to kill myself

same result

[glacial haven]

attach his shock collar to this mf

[ancient marsh]

another league game lost with 0 chance of winning from champ select THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU

[native crypt]

trolled

[ancient marsh]

3 losing lanes from champ select

[native crypt]

owned

[native crypt]

made me remember this video

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

that's me but every squat is -18 lp

[glacial haven]

only -18, osaka already got a hold of him

[ancient marsh]

-12

just checked

+38 -12

[keen sparrow]

what in the goddamn

[ancient marsh]

i love how it's not even a BP bullet

[native crypt]

from the fuel wars iirc

[keen sparrow]

lmfao

[fast garden]

it literally is

[fast garden]

what is that xal

[ancient marsh]

it's pp no?

[fast garden]

pp is blue tip

bp is black

[ancient marsh]

yeah i guess

i thought bp casing is darker than it is

[fast garden]

its pretty dark in game tbf but its harder to notice when you dont have another bullet next to it

[stark torrent]

its just the lighting of that bullet image

that is the BP bullet it has tungsten thingie

[fast garden]

its the image ripped from the wiki

the in game model

rather than the inv icon

[keen sparrow]

now we all takin screenshots of a man's ass, nice

[fast garden]

first time?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-flip-table-flipping-on-table-ishowspeed-flip-on-table-gif-18163381394730926503

Prestige 5 emote

[fast garden]

we already got elon salute how do we get anything better

[glacial haven]

we should add a prestige level to the gamma discord server level system

but you need to do side quests like tell people to kill themselves

[fast garden]

we should get xp in the server for talking in the social channels

we would all be max rank

[keen sparrow]

oh is that how it works?

[glacial haven]

requires prestige 2

[fast garden]

damnit

[glacial haven]

would be funny because i could just mark someone specific and everyone would tell that person to kill themselves

good system

but the person in question doesn't get the same quest, so they're clueless

[native crypt]

at prestige 5 they let you turn off the bot that stops the stretcher once a week for 30 minutes

[glacial haven]

that'd be a bad concept

[soft coral]

BP black PP blue

[glacial haven]

instead, you get to choose a few people i think that are annoying and you can mute them for 4 hours

[soft coral]

US was blue or green something of that sort

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[soft coral]

ok halfway done with putting each image on the timeline

6 out of 12 minutes

[native crypt]

robert when blood announces the aforementioned prestige 5 abilities

he aint skipping a week

[glacial haven]

the only user i can essentially just hardcode the user id of

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/yeah-that-fits-yeah-that-fits-gif-22103625

[glacial haven]

but they also get all the permissions revoked to see the server channels, that way it looks like discord has a server maintenance issue

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

based

[glacial haven]

the user mute selection is basically the equivalent of the concord hero selector

[fast garden]

dude i havent played this in so long

tower defense game market is rough man

we gotta make do

[native crypt]

actually restrict them to a single channel with this image and no perms

[glacial haven]

create a web rpg that requires them to look at seizure inducing 67 edits for 5 minutes straight

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/aniki-billy-herrington-i-love-you-guys-gachi-gachimuchi-gif-26441223

[tame dawn]

Worse, they have to gamble enough points to escape.

[native crypt]

nah gambling is awesome

force them to do your taxes

[glacial haven]

damn, that would actually be a good idea, make a gambling system that uses your xp

just like clover pit

if you hit 666, you lose like 30k xp

[native crypt]

like the old cod mod menus where you could perma derank people

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zIl39HdaXD0

Doesn't help that the song is an actual classic/bop

Tabbed out of GAMMA without pausing, came back to this

[tame dawn]

Oooh, xp poverty

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-anguish-venom-snake-scream-big-boss-gif-16644725

[hollow patrol]

the zone gets a bit quirky

[keen sparrow]

time to pick up the 8 Scar artifacts laying around

LMAO https://www.youtube.com/shorts/X9HUovK5bbU

[glacial haven]

I mean, I don't like doing something cheap, so it would most likely be an actual web casino

[keen sparrow]

Nevermind, AI won't take over, we'll be okay

[glacial haven]

With slots and all that shit

Just connected to your discord id

And xp as the assset

[tame dawn]

It'd be funny. Give them the choice of mute or casino gulag

[glacial haven]

Just a matter of time till I get the first message about someone being addicted to gambling because of me then lmao

[native crypt]

good to bring in some new blood

[tame dawn]

So send them rehab chat

[glacial haven]

Not like it'd be my fault either way

[soft coral]

aww man I'm so tempted to put a transparent version of andrew tate on the "sparkling water" animation

https://youtu.be/Ugqf1Ux1EPQ?si=qlJ1V8rlqkpl8P1a @fast garden that melody

is honestly so good

you posted this the other day

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

I have an idea to drive all stalker modders insane

[cyan garnet]

immersive shitting mod

[keen sparrow]

make the throw lever move

[cyan garnet]

this kills the stalker modder

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet @keen sparrow @fast garden @glacial haven @stark torrent

[native crypt]

make them code a mechanic for shitting yourself at low psy hp

[keen sparrow]

SO now ontop of every gun attachment being the gun with the attachment, the vortex is also the gun with the scope, 20 different times for every throw lever position

[keen sparrow]

what if Psy hallucinations was also just echoing fart sounds

[soft coral]

you guys like andrew tate floating amongst the clouds?

[native crypt]

varying levels of negative effects based on how hard it would be to clean and how embarrassing the incidents are

[keen sparrow]

modern day Picasso right here

[soft coral]

now

[keen sparrow]

" i wonder what the dudes in tarkov channel are up to"

opens tarkov channel

[soft coral]

time to put master WU saying "green" next to the cannabis joint

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jschlatt-pooping-toilet-gif-14921631

This recoil feels weird

[fast garden]

wow

thats pretty terrible

gun throwing it back

[keen sparrow]

yeah, dancing is the word i'd have used

it's so bizarre

[native crypt]

i love eye relief 😋

[keen sparrow]

This gun also has two -10% recoil upgrades btw

so those are fucking useless i guess

[native crypt]

thats what you get for going tan

[keen sparrow]

Joke's on you all the guns in RWAP feel like this

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/GNZ-sX_5-bY?si=LU8JdOY_3Rd-Rx1o

[native crypt]

everyone knows the green army men were the real heroes

[fast garden]

yeah i dont use bad gun mods so

[keen sparrow]

aren't you so special!

https://tenor.com/view/pinch-cheeks-ben-face-hands-benjamin-kirby-tennyson-gif-27372000

[native crypt]

tacticool more like tactipoop

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/2Q-_ohl-6Vg?si=TLt09c42sNSTkKpP

can't remember what was the original purpose for this channel tbh

something about a game or somnething maybe

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1000626536573063308/1001659890042949682/togif.gif

[keen sparrow]

What will the recoil on this 7.62x39 gun be like i wonder

[native crypt]

shit

[keen sparrow]

It kicks exclusively to the right

[native crypt]

owned

[keen sparrow]

Fuck this, i'm going back to Juan's lever actions

[native crypt]

scope illumination is also too bright

[fast garden]

gilboa mxt

[native crypt]

did you just cast a death hex on the channel

[ancient marsh]

another israeli jg on my team

[fast garden]

just end it bro

[ancient marsh]

literally every single objective

[keen sparrow]

gross

[ancient marsh]

rope on table next to me

[keen sparrow]

I had someone ask me to add that to tarkov once

[keen sparrow]

If uttering the name of Israeli guns is a death hex, yes.

[native crypt]

i mean if they can do it with a pager...

[keen sparrow]

It's that retarded gun that is 2 ar15's duct taped together

[native crypt]

https://youtu.be/iSEMz3iaSxo add this instead

[cyan garnet]

That cracker broke with no hustle but he blames it on the jews

[keen sparrow]

oh, here we go, more tan guns in a green game

[native crypt]

my favorite is when everything is a different shade of tan

[keen sparrow]

fuckin HK G28

[native crypt]

the vertical pixel destroyer

[keen sparrow]

like noone was talking to each other in production

[native crypt]

tan once again being fuck ugly

[native crypt]

firing sounds sound good at least

[keen sparrow]

What's fucking wild about the modding scene is everyone that does guns does all of it. the textures, sounds, code, balancing, animator controller

and then in a studio there'd probably be 1 person for each of those, lol

[soft coral]

Holy shit

its done

i edited all of it

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/stalkercallofpripyat-stlaker-monolith-monolith-gif-23787052

[soft coral]

however

a thumbnail has to be created

[native crypt]

use this

[soft coral]

mate

[native crypt]

you cant deny that it would be a attention grabbing thumbnail

[soft coral]

something simple man

[native crypt]

ok

[fast garden]

jesus

it looks better in tarkov than that barely

granted i love that rifle

[native crypt]

yeah thats why im not surprised when modders get burnt out

like choccy iirc

[fast garden]

sounds awesome but the fps perspective and the reload animation are jarring in tarkov

[soft coral]

@fast garden @keen sparrow

I think it works

ah shit there is no drink

clickbait

[fast garden]

hmm

[keen sparrow]

That poor bastard

[fast garden]

F.ood D.rug (and) D.rink A.nimations - FDDA

imo do that

[keen sparrow]

He was king of animations but his sounds and textures .. mid

[fast garden]

and make ur text a bold large and colorful font

[native crypt]

yeah the textures stand out way too much

[fast garden]

aka exactly why in studios you delegate instead of modder solo work

[native crypt]

feels too "moddy"

[keen sparrow]

it's not 'stockalike' yeah

[soft coral]

I'd have to expand the canvas and put the name on top in that case thee

[keen sparrow]

I think WTT has done a good job of making a texturing pipeline that mimics BSG's style

[soft coral]

could do that

[keen sparrow]

I'd love to have a single gun mod with different modders working on all the sections they're best at. like, Choccy does animations, Moxopixel or Tron does textures, Wireman does sounds

[fast garden]

yea i would tbh

[keen sparrow]

that'd be fucking based

[soft coral]

what color though

[native crypt]

yeah wtt stuff is mostly what i would consider gold standard

[fast garden]

a green/blue like my rank name color

something soft

tho depends on what color header

[soft coral]

?

[fast garden]

A.nimations

and add the FDDA acronym so people know that its commonly refered to as the acronym

[soft coral]

done

[fast garden]

ell yea

[soft coral]

ok good

Now.

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow what ever happened to that pluto guy

[soft coral]

The title

Do i put stalker gamma right at the beginning? and then the topic?

[native crypt]

i really liked his echoes of tarkov mod

[soft coral]

so that someone might search "stalker gamma"

and hit enter

and my video pops up

"stalker gamma - Food Drug and Drink Animations - FDDA Showcase

sm like that

[fast garden]

yeah

[soft coral]

ok good

I think this video turned out well

[keen sparrow]

got banned from fucking everything

his first strike was celebrating the assassination of the health insurance guy, changed his discord pfp and banner to pictures of Luigi

then he went over the moon over charlie kirk getting his neck ventilated.

so he got banned from 3 different servers in one day

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

retards can't help from dragging politics into everything it seems

its a shame he was a retard i did really like the requisition mod

[keen sparrow]

I bullied the fuck out of that dude, lol

[fast garden]

i made the mistake of bringing neck ventilation up in one server and it caused a nuclear fallout

never again

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/rip-bozo-ripus-bozus-nik0321-unlive2774-potato-chip-smoker-bozo-gif-21079712

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure he went by bozo at one point lmao

[native crypt]

hololive server tag to

[keen sparrow]

classic.

[native crypt]

[soft coral]

we upload

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

It didn't work

[native crypt]

i really cant speak

i would be arrested for hate crimes in multiple countries

[native crypt]

did he run with the dono money?

[keen sparrow]

highly highly doubt he got any

I made guns and only ever saw 6$

and it was a dude asking for the P320 of all things

[native crypt]

new throwable man

[keen sparrow]

There was one made

There were jokes that someone should make a client mod that makes it black out your leg randomly while sprinting

[native crypt]

yeah there is a p320 in plutos mod

[native crypt]

on plutos page

[keen sparrow]

yeah, you know who that is

little fuck still stalks me around on the WTT discord to :mpreg: react everything i say

[native crypt]

mpreg react is funny

[keen sparrow]

bro needs a fucking job

[native crypt]

@soft coral i got you

[soft coral]

Pin of fame

[soft coral]

Now now lets not make any rash decisions

[native crypt]

nah the lion says no take backs

[keen sparrow]

you're getting a job?

[soft coral]

I dont even follow the topic mate

[keen sparrow]

i'm lost too

i have like 4 people messaging me. aids

[soft coral]

I see mpreg I click it out of habit

[little flame]

im addicted to arc raiders

[keen sparrow]

WAIT A MINUTE

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/j9PX4Rf3L0w

if this is the original

[native crypt]

yeah

i think

[keen sparrow]

is this supposed to be airwingmarine??!!

LMAO

[native crypt]

yes

[keen sparrow]

my dumb ass just put 2 and 2 together

[native crypt]

it is from the fuel wars

[keen sparrow]

lmfao

[short cove]

The humble scav

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/lightning-strikes-sweet-dreams-good-night-weather-gif-11890366

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[short cove]

@soft coral new comment

[soft coral]

did you watch until the end for the funny?

also ty for comment I appreciate it

[short cove]

Nuh sadly not

[soft coral]

:(

[keen sparrow]

Oh fuck yes

https://youtu.be/Zgk5HJjVE0s?si=poxv4l_z-zK6Z9k0

Imagine having your laser centered over the bore, wow couldn’t be every other LAM in existence

[soft coral]

check him pc

BRR BRR PATAPIM BRR BRR PATAPIM CHIMPANZINI BANANINI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR @keen sparrow @short cove @native crypt @fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

i dont even know

[stark torrent]

autism time

[soft coral]

18 views in less than 4 hours

[short cove]

more due to shorts?

or more due to all of us chiming in?

[soft coral]

this is on the latest video

not overall views

[short cove]

i mean ik

still asking

[soft coral]

@short cove

this is in the last 48 hours

[short cove]

like if you can see if the trafic comes from shorts

[soft coral]

more or less

[short cove]

or if you cant determine where its from

[soft coral]

I can

my shorts get about 1k on average

some recieved 3k others less than 1k

[short cove]

like you can see if someone came from shorts and then went to your longform content?

[soft coral]

but 1 to 1.5k on average

[short cove]

i do not really know how the mfs name is

but theres this whiteguy that makes geopolitical content like why there actually is the palestina x israel situation and similar things

and he does shorts as a way of conveying a part of the video

with the full video being linked that if you think "damn i wanna know why this happens in its entirety" you can just hit the link

wendigoon does it kind of similar

but he just takes a chunk out of a normal video

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

while the other guy makes iirc a short based on the video which then is intended to bring trafic to the long form content

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1064891977184858162/image0.gif

[keen sparrow]

ONE OF US, ONE OF US

[keen sparrow]

That's easy, lol

I can sum it up here in 5 seconds

[short cove]

i mean not that

its more like the concept

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/russell-westbrook-yawn-yawns-yawning-sleepy-gif-12642036

[short cove]

like "hey heres the main video that is interesting

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-dreams-good-night-sloth-yawn-sleepy-gif-15429452

[short cove]

but heres a thing which may catch your attention while scrolling

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/yawn-yawning-sleepy-tired-gif-2534042767085308809

[short cove]

consider selfharm

[short cove]

rex, how long do you think i need to update to 4.0.3 and to get 1 (one) mod to work?

[keen sparrow]

wait

wtf are you even saying

[keen sparrow]

actually you know what?

@fast garden ask this retard

Since he wants to run defense for you, you're his problem now

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

help him

[fast garden]

with spt

the thing ive played like

[keen sparrow]

how much dedotated wam does he need for a server

[fast garden]

3 times

before 4.0

ice you are gonna be so much happier playing anything else man

pls

[short cove]

theres not much of a choice rn

[fast garden]

im straight empfangen it

[short cove]

da fuck

why is my internet actually not dogshit rn

i am having a hank schrader sitting on the shitter moment realising how retarded i am

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

@keen sparrow forgive me

I am playing on 4.0.3 w mods now

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/732404014615887933/1054836885811380235/2AD207C0-AB39-4D31-8DA5-0B40DB266772_1.gif

[keen sparrow]

you

you thought you needed an internet connection for SPT

didn't you.

[short cove]

I dident, I was just too slow to actually comprehend how to get sjit to work

[fast garden]

from now on i forbid anyone from helping you with anything until you have given it at least 4 hours to yourself to figure it out

[golden thicket]

I wish one of the servers I'm in that's about this size had an arc raiders chat
the official discord has way too many fucking people

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/ShitpostRock/status/1985410704371802480

@stark torrent

[glacial haven]

It'd just be another dead chat, just like the poe one

[fast garden]

goes back to an arc raiders post of a guy dying inside the exfil

in such a way that the people that killed him cant loot him

even more sinister and evil

but yeah all 3 people here that play arc raiders are just gonna be in tarkovgenchat anyway

[compact knoll]

I would have killed him too

[glacial haven]

I am quite sure it would have a quite a bit of use

The issue is just, idk if the game dies in a month and then we'd get just get rid of a channel that was unnecessary to begin with

if enough people care, sure but other than that, probably not

[fast garden]

it would likely just turn into what this chat is

the 3-6 stooges playing tarkov, the 4 or so people playing spt, the occasional person asking about the game, and ivan shenanigans

which is great, love my little corner of gammacord

[glacial haven]

This channel is rarely about Tarkov, so might as well keep the Arc Raiders stuff in here as well then

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

there is a 2 ergo and 2 recoil difference between the two

wait

fuck

ok nvm

lmfao

m1 is cheaper and better

[cyan garnet]

This game is dogshit

[keen sparrow]

I love Ivan shenanigans

anything but Tarkov. Tom Platz was a legend. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wYUKuWU2i8I

[wintry ridge]

k

[cyan garnet]

I hope nikita has a heart attack

Greasy fat cunt

[keen sparrow]

Maybe he will watch the Tom Platz video while spying on us and it'll happen

Perhaps that is why every PMC cannot sprint more then 10 meters at the start of wipe. it's a self-insert.

[cyan garnet]

Elite operator cant go 5 minutes without eating

Can't hold his gun steady for more then 90 seconds

Bro trying to do those early wipe bolt action tasks fucks me off so much

Just hold it steady you spastic

Imagine going to a marked room and there is a mf there claiming to work for bsg asks you to drop all your shit and complying

This level is an advanced level of retardation

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden lmfao did you see that uhh

you can transition from streets to labs as a scav

[fast garden]

they removed the requirements for the card but it should basically tell the scav no

can you do it from factory transit i wonder

[wintry ridge]

idk you should go check

[cyan garnet]

Same with labrys

But theres no scav extracts

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1435047365001216082/image.png?ex=690a8b81&is=69093a01&hm=020a1cb0e3f50054d6b90dab1efe752ecbe50c97bd8e3dbb26809f308645571d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[short cove]

Some fresh spt mod added just that

Truly one of the things of our lifetime

Also even when tarkov utterly shits itself on release, my spt build is like a little bunker that can not be harmed by whatever dogshit nikillyourself does

[short cove]

Bro fell for one of the oldest tricks in the book

[ancient marsh]

this is kevin hart

[short cove]

No that is knouckoutski

[short cove]

However i too saw the resemblance

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov-arena/clips/lrdkLvGSDTRKJOJSV?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=8wOJTM2ei6rzCG

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-albert-wesker-albertwesker-wesker-gif-10928963888818015769

7 minutes

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil-vendetta-resident-evil-vendetta-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-chris-redfield-gunfight-chris-redfield-vs-glenn-arias-gif-4983116247939541975

[cyan garnet]

i'm in tarbank rn

straight strokin my shit

[fast garden]

How many times do we have to keep telling you old man

No clash Royale in tarkov

https://tenor.com/view/how-many-times-do-we-have-to-teach-you-this-lesson-old-man-hi-there-young-people-spongebob-old-man-old-man-spongebob-gif-5749776374374436142

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1351944930721009774/attachment-1-1.gif

(It’s not actually that big of a deal)

But also you will get more positive feedback from brain fart or off topic or something

[compact knoll]

40 bucks ain't even that bad

[fast garden]

I hate the average new game being $70

[ancient marsh]

unemployed man:

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1435155529227046922/raiken-cat.mp4?ex=690af03e&is=69099ebe&hm=4413a1b107d74eba1da14a4bc989eb13bf3d0eafcfc9d5fe84d1b41e622288bc&

[golden thicket]

wouldn't have to be here
just wish one of the servers I'm in had one
and the game's going to be fine for quite awhile with the numbers it pulled

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Gta 6 120 usd starter pack

[glacial haven]

Poe also pulled stupid numbers in the first month, really but it died down extremely quick and just jumping the gun over and over again on games will keep the cycle going of channels getting created and deleted

[stark torrent]

We are mortgaging ourselves for that one

[glacial haven]

But yeah, I get what you mean

[golden thicket]

I'd just rather have a chat with like 10-20 active people actually talking about the game than the like 17 fucktillion in the official server

half of which is either PVE focused players malding about PVP or PVP focused players malding about friendly PVE players as if the existence of both in the same raid isn't like the entire appeal of the fucking game

but who knows
the live service model and the fact that there's very little that's this accessible on console more or less ensures it's going to continue to be somewhat popular, but impossible to tell if the 3 people in this chat playing it now will still be playing it then at least

I mean I probably will but a one person conversation in discord is just mental illness

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[golden thicket]

Not my fault you weren't here to read them as I typed

Official server sucks ass is the moral of the story

[stark torrent]

Yes it does

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=eChui_113cqaq6bk&v=ifo0WIdOTMg&feature=youtu.be

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

funniest shit

cryin about game pricing and then when a peak game comes out under 70$ they refuse to buy it

[golden thicket]

Especially when they're all but copying helldivers 2's live service model which has been ridiculously successful and mostly praised barring the occasional fuckup

Like

Brother

Everything is live service now take whatever wins we get

[wintry ridge]

live service is peak when it is treated as live service

and not just a normal game with a battlepass

[golden thicket]

On god

[wintry ridge]

like uhh

battlefield 6 has a higher price tag than older ones but

the seasonal maps and stuff are dripfed for cheaper than buying the expansions like 4

like its all free

[golden thicket]

Ye
And most of the skins are kinda whatever so I feel no urge to buy

I might cop the one they did that's 1:1 with the actual 75th Ranger Regiment cause that's dope

But most are a big whatever

And unironically I thought what they tried to do with bfv was neat

Going through ww2 somewhat chronologically
If they hadn't fumbled the marketing in like biblically terrible ways maybe we would have gotten the Eastern front too lol

[wintry ridge]

yeah bf6 shouldvbe been more like uhh

crossovers with actual military groups

like it doesnt need to be 1:1 caglarp but having more inspiration from real camos and kits is appreciated

[short cove]

Hollow Knight 2

Kms, silksong

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hcwrtbkr-rabbit-bunny-bnuuy-bunny-run-gif-14415546737828225565

[viral egret]

fututi mortii mati

a zburat un porumbel in mime

mine

in statia de metro

[soft coral]

good morning to you too

[viral egret]

good morning ivan

such a lovely day today only 3 classes out of 6 got cancelled

[soft coral]

lmao

when I was in uni if teacher was 10 minutes late I was celebrating like I won lottery

[viral egret]

my teachers r always late

big ass building

[soft coral]

21 likes on my fanatic short

damn

[short cove]

I think its crazy how abi does this and eft does nuthin

[stark torrent]

see , they are preparing for 1.0 man

they are busy glazing themselves at TwitchCons selling overpriced t-shirts and shit

[ancient marsh]

another CCP W

[wintry ridge]

idk this is like

generic chinese game shit

[ancient marsh]

as if it was any different in the last 8 years

[wintry ridge]

random loot events

[stark torrent]

perfect

[wintry ridge]

delta force has it

[stark torrent]

sign me in

[wintry ridge]

pubg has it

[stark torrent]

good

i want to play and get loot

[wintry ridge]

eft has it but not on purpose

[stark torrent]

eft has nothing

eft has 70% locked rooms empty

there is better loot in a random stash on woods than some locked rooms on reserve or shit

there is more money in the cash registers on streets than labs

[ancient marsh]

tarkov random loot event is vacuum cheaters

the randomness = lack of loot

[wintry ridge]

loot randomness is them fucking up spawn rates on newly added areas

[soft coral]

they dont fuck them up

what bsg have been doing for years now

is make a new map for example or new area

and SHOVE as many spawns in there
rare spawns lions , chains , teapots all the good money maker items
and then 1 month later they nerf it because its a new area and everyone wants to explore it and people go "guys this place is bonkers it spawns so many items"
and it breaks the economy

they just genuinely don't know what the fuck they're doing when it comes to balancing

[tame dawn]

They did that exact shit when Reserve dropped

[ancient marsh]

with every map*

[soft coral]

yeah

with EVERY MAP

[keen sparrow]

Pray for me.

[tame dawn]

I genuinely don't get how BSG can fumble so hard so often

[soft coral]

with customs , with reserve with interchange with streets with ligthhouse (probably the worst one of the bunch) ALL OF THEM

[soft coral]

they just suck at making games

the fk else is there man

[tame dawn]

True, its just impressive how shit they can be when people have been screaming for YEARS

Same shit, different day

My only cope is better competition comes in and crushes BSG. They've gotten so lazy without proper competition

Kinda reminds me of when BR games first got big and everyone was playing PUBG

[short cove]

They're doing that on mobile all yhe time

[short cove]

I mean better then the tarkov nothing burger

[keen sparrow]

There's no way they do the traders on map thing without royally fucking it up

[wintry ridge]

Hop on duckov

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

Fuck the people on reddit

[tame dawn]

1.0 being a wipe would make sense, right?

Especially if its the same time as steam release.

[ancient marsh]

i let it crust personally, is this option included?

[flat breach]

Wipes away hours too
So you don't have the shame displayed any more

[short cove]

I mean why shouldent there be one

[soft coral]

ok that looks good

[soft coral]

who the fk be watching my shorts on tv 😭

10% on top of all that

[cyan garnet]

I left all your shorts playing muted the other day to support

[soft coral]

I appreciate that however I dont think they count past the first view

cuz youtube counts individual views as well

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-hmmm-thinking-one-second-let-me-think-gif-15838250914742163450

When i get home and on my computer i'll go through your shorts and like them all to help bro

[soft coral]

that helps me more in the long run is watch time in general
if a person watches a full short thats good
if they watch the first second and skip thats bad
same for videos
its better to watch a video in its entirety

[tame dawn]

sometimes i will watch youtube on tv during my lunch

[soft coral]

I appreciate leaving views and likes though

helps the algorithm and all too

[ancient marsh]

just disliked 5 more videos bro don't mention it

[flat breach]

Just say when, Ivan, we'll string him up

[ancient marsh]

for what

what is the charge

[soft coral]

and you have the fucking audacity to ask

[flat breach]

Civil unrest

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349802978999013476/1375312451456860190/IMG_4419.gif

how about civil urine test bud

[viral egret]

is this not the fucking death shadow mask in tarkob

[hollow patrol]

uumm... no...

[viral egret]

too many similarities

[ancient marsh]

no

[viral egret]

dude it looks so close like it

i wonder if i can find one closer looking

[ancient marsh]

not it doesn't

[fast garden]

Not even close pal

[keen sparrow]

Fun part, who did it first

Did BSG copy some cringe Airsoft supplier?

Or is Temu selling a death shadow mask rip off because Tarkov is moderately popular

[soft coral]

150+

[fast garden]

the lion does not concern itself with the last hero lobby

[soft coral]

in the last 7 days I went from 141 to 156

[wintry ridge]

J

[soft coral]

gaining a bit of traction nice

[wintry ridge]

Ur mom's giving me traction

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Have you done any waiting screens yet?

[fast garden]

mpx baybee

the beamer

[soft coral]

huh?

[soft coral]

no I just have a BRB screen

and my starting soon or w/e

[keen sparrow]

ez money

[soft coral]

I have my starting soon its just not a video

I cba to make a video on it if I had 300+ viewers daily sure

[keen sparrow]

Might be time to get some video editing software if you want to be fancy

I use Davinci Resolve, but that shit's hella expensive so i can't really recommend it

[soft coral]

you cant catch me buying a editing software

[stark torrent]

zesty aaah writing

[keen sparrow]

I made all the slides in procreate, then dropped them over the backing track. EZ

[soft coral]

that I can do in clipchamp

;d

though sadly no 1440p exporting

[keen sparrow]

I wish i knew how to animate the photos so the guns are like.. slowly gliding across the screen

just too lazy to learn

omg that Arisaka was peak

[stark torrent]

another emoji

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

named the monolith character skif

SKIIFA

[keen sparrow]

oh fuck, i changed resolution and now my inventory isn't auto-sorting

[ancient marsh]

bro why do you have a fucking skyrim regeneration potion

[keen sparrow]

here comes the peanut gallery

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-stone-gif-18663989

go

back in your hole

[ancient marsh]

speaking of nuts

3 playboy magazine items

[keen sparrow]

hell yeah brother

[keen sparrow]

holy shit

'has anyone noticed muzzle climb exists'

yes.

[stark torrent]

fucking tigz chat man

i cant post the rest of the pic

[keen sparrow]

send it to my DMs

[ancient marsh]

this happens when a dev kills you

[keen sparrow]

K guys, i'm getting banned again

[ancient marsh]

???????

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814962912665141358/1435029491591155764/rapidsave.com_vmr0mqg0zwyf1.gif

[ancient marsh]

smash pro players:

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow what is the official da vinci resolve website?

I wanna try it out

cuz at times editing is lowkey fun

[keen sparrow]

https://www.blackmagicdesign.com/products/davinciresolve

It's supposedly 'industry standard'

[soft coral]

?

which one

[keen sparrow]

what on god's green earth...

Idk, try ARM

[fast garden]

gg

[keen sparrow]

I bought it for my 13 inch IPad, i didn't have to put up with any of this shit

[soft coral]

me when I'm blind and ignore the "download only" button

ALO

7.5 GIGS

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

god bless I have a harddrive to save my videos to

[keen sparrow]

Just wait till this dude wants to try Visual Studio

[soft coral]

cuz I recorded 3/4 short clips of me walking through pripyat and wanted ot edit them into a short for those "aesthetic gloomy edits"

but clipchamp as easy as it is to use

only imports in 1080

and I record in 1440p with 10k bitrate

Also shoutout to the 4070 TI Super btw

mf encodes BOTH of my horizontal and vertical stream at the same time with 10k bitrate and doesn't break a sweat

[soft coral]

whats that

another video editor?

[keen sparrow]

nah, Code stuff

but when you install it there's a couple dozen fuckin libraries to choose to install, a few of them are like 20 GBs

it's fucking stupid

[soft coral]

ok but

I dont code

I'm not gey

[keen sparrow]

No programmer thigh highs?

[soft coral]

no.

[keen sparrow]

Unfortunate.

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Disappointed even.

[soft coral]

I know truly heartbreaking

[keen sparrow]

it's okay bby

all of us in tapkob channel still love you

[soft coral]

Ngl

an edit with Megadeth's Dogs of Chernobyl would go so hard

[keen sparrow]

Probably copyrighted though right?

[soft coral]

ofc

doesnt mean much though when I'm not making money off ads

[keen sparrow]

yeah, at that point it's a matter of, do you want your vods to have muted sections or not

[soft coral]

I mean

if da vinci is free

and it does allow me to edit somewhat

it could be good

also werent the 10 or so different adobe products industry standards? @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

photoshop after effects and premier?

[stark torrent]

i am crying

bro cant post anything

[soft coral]

deserved

absolutely deserved

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[soft coral]

Horse manure

fax tho

in fact he doesn't get shit on enough in my opinion

[keen sparrow]

i don't know about that

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[ancient marsh]

zip it up after ur done man

jesus christ

[keen sparrow]

Nikita doesn't deserve half of the drooling fans he has

[stark torrent]

bro posted his whole account data

[soft coral]

unpacked anomaly is 39 gigs

what the hell

[keen sparrow]

yeah shit's huge you didn't know?

every gamma install is like a 100+ GB commitment

[soft coral]

I said anomaly

unpacked

not gamma

[keen sparrow]

I'm going to need a lot of tylenol today

[soft coral]

regular anomaly packed is much less than 39

gamma is the big chunk of the gigs not anomaly

[ancient marsh]

your mom took some in advance

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1349802978999013476/1375312451456860190/IMG_4419.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-laugh-gif-14359545

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1372099490495860736/1381251444354715719/speed.gif

[soft coral]

full of lunatics this chat

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-flip-table-flipping-on-table-ishowspeed-flip-on-table-gif-18163381394730926503

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dracflow-absolute-screamer-flow-dracula-lit-dracflow-gif-17560527475143101046

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

based

I pray your shit isn't x86 and you have to start over, that would be aids

[soft coral]

?why

[keen sparrow]

because i guessed, lol

[soft coral]

aand its asking me to pay

cool?

so much for being free

[keen sparrow]

already? jesus

[soft coral]

WDYM ALREADY

I JUST ISNTALLED IT

wtf happened w

with it being free

[keen sparrow]

can a native english speaker explain what asking already means please

I thought it'd atleast let you start and then ask for money once you tried to export

[ancient marsh]

they added the green skeleton glitch

[hollow patrol]

fuck you @neon glacier

[soft coral]

studio is paid

[neon glacier]

no u

[hollow patrol]

i hate my shitbox car

atleast i got my own personal radio going on

[soft coral]

ok resolve is the regular one @keen sparrow

not fucking studio

at least we know its morally correct to pirate adobe products

[keen sparrow]

oh of course

especially when they claim ownership of any and all things you make with their products

[short cove]

we could test that

you could make a short, which i play on repeat and so you get crazy watchtime

which should boost the reach of it

[ancient marsh]

so we're breaking TOS

[soft coral]

oh lord @keen sparrow

plane cockpit

[short cove]

theres a fucking loop option on yt

like

if i loop a 3 minute one frame song is that breaking the tos?

[soft coral]

omg how do I use this thing

wtf

[short cove]

so why shouldent i be allowed to listen to a bulgarian tryna get a bag

[soft coral]

AAA

OMG

ah hell naw wtf isthis

[hollow patrol]

quirk spotted already @neon glacier

when the wipers are on the gas goes full

BUT THE GAME WONT LET ME FIX IT YET

FUUCK

[neon glacier]

I had a really annoying one where if I turned the wheel too quickly, the parking brake would engage

[hollow patrol]

why doesnt the game let me fix it yet

is it a fabrication upgrade or whgat

something like this wouldnt be a fabrication upgrade im probably not far enough into the story yet?

[neon glacier]

It's a garage upgrade I think. Also, why are we in this chat

[hollow patrol]

why are we in this chat

good question

its brainfart 2

[ancient marsh]

anything but tarkov related posts here

[hollow patrol]

but i cant see a related upgrade for the uncarshitiffication machine

[ancient marsh]

thats how u know the game is in a good state

[hollow patrol]

no i found it

nvm its only extra upgrades for the tinker station not the station itself

its a story thing

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow I need help how do I use this shit

[hollow patrol]

ig its time to do storyline then

because i dont want my car to shitten itself even more

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[hollow patrol]

prove me wrong

[keen sparrow]

bro opened the software that requires a college degree

these three tabs at the bottom are your 'bread and butter'

import media, cut it to length, and edit the tracks

[short cove]

i suggest you to do the blender approach

[keen sparrow]

ngl, the shit was overwhelming af the first time i opened it too

[short cove]

and just to look at someone doing a tutorial w it

and try to learn it

[keen sparrow]

pffff fuck that

press every button once, see what it does

[short cove]

that sounds like youre balling w your balls out and pray it works

(the square has not been moved yet)

[soft coral]

with a bit of googling

I made a new timeline

set it to vertical

and framerate to 60

I'm ready
get me a job at disney

[short cove]

@keen sparrow does sain get listed in the mod area like any other mod?

[soft coral]

I found the transitions

[short cove]

i mean in the mod launcher

not on forge

[keen sparrow]

wtf do you mean mod launcher

wtf did you install

[short cove]

ughhh

ts

[short cove]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

wtf is that

[soft coral]

which video transition to choose?

[short cove]

bruh

its like

[soft coral]

I think the circle that becomes bigger and the next clip plays is best

[keen sparrow]

i like all the dissolves. they're not too flashy

[short cove]

spt launcher on 4.0.3

i think

[keen sparrow]

you're gonna make me close gamma

because 'you think'

[short cove]

dude nah

wait

i am gon ball

[soft coral]

wait

[keen sparrow]

@fast garden come get ya boy

he's being fucking retarded again

[soft coral]

how do I make it so that the video is visible inside the circle
the next clip I mean

[short cove]

kill yourself

[soft coral]

OH MY FUCK

[keen sparrow]

you installed something extra that has nothing to do with 4.0.3

clearly

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHAT IS THIS

ok how do I make it

so that the next clip

is showing inside the circle

[keen sparrow]

do you have the transition overlapping the two seperate clips where they meet on the timeline?

[soft coral]

:/

idk

[keen sparrow]

nope

[soft coral]

I dont then

[short cove]

it might be bc of fika ig

bc fika logo

[soft coral]

how do I make it that way rex

[keen sparrow]

yeah i don't use fika

[short cove]

still point is

[keen sparrow]

hence the singleplayer in SPT

[ancient marsh]

sir what is thatt wallpaper

[short cove]

does sain show up in the mod menu

nvm i am gon try to install it a second time

if its there windows will tell me

if it isent it will push it

#trust

[keen sparrow]

Tulsi Gabbard

[keen sparrow]

anti-foreign war DNI

based af

[short cove]

why do u like her so much

u a glowie?

[keen sparrow]

She used to be a democrat

roasted Kamala Harris

then switched to Republican side after being put on a no-fly list

[soft coral]

O

wait did itwork

[keen sparrow]

he figured it out, nice

[soft coral]

AHA

BINGO

TELLING YOU

too ez

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bingo-tarantino-thats-a-bingo-gif-16052246

[short cove]

bros production quality is going through the roof

[soft coral]

but its kinda fun to do this

jokes aside

[short cove]

i indentify a monolith weapon in the ss, i should install gamma again

[short cove]

wait till its pissing you off sb that you hire a editor

[glacial haven]

in the ss huh

[short cove]

kill yourself for finding that loophole

[glacial haven]

you're german, you should know better

[short cove]

I DID

I LOOKED AT IT AND WENT "nah this should go fine"

[keen sparrow]

HOLY SHIT true lmao

[ancient marsh]

in the what now

[short cove]

AND THEN YOUR ASS PULLED UP FROM THE VOID

[soft coral]

[short cove]

all of you, you deserve everything that comes to yall

[ancient marsh]

sybau

[soft coral]

the german mentioning ss

well well well

[ancient marsh]

as a german that's crazy to say

[soft coral]

history repeats itself huh

[ancient marsh]

to a chat full of eastern europeans

[soft coral]

I'm already bulgarian how much worse can it get