💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

rangfinder says 300

set scope to 300

LOL SORRY BRO YOU'RE USING M993

[keen sparrow]

BETTER HOLD UNDER THEIR HEAD

[fast garden]

alternatively

just dont zero and be good at aiming

[surreal stirrup]

tru

[fast garden]

dont rely on broken system ggez

[surreal stirrup]

i did that all of the time when i sniped

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[native crypt]

use the power of faith to hit them

[keen sparrow]

that's called kentucky windage

[fast garden]

go ahead and post the ff14 motorboat sticker you freak i know what you are

[keen sparrow]

Looks good

[native crypt]

@fast garden you will prob like this video https://youtu.be/rFPe0Hg65Vc

[keen sparrow]

Fucking based

okay, Elcan testing

[fast garden]

kaban doesnt know whats coming

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

Jarvis, explode the closest spawn to me

[native crypt]

drones on woods would be horrifying

[keen sparrow]

yeah, no dice

I don't think it took

gonna take more than a .json edit and bundle wizardry to res that mod

but hey, who needs BSG acog when you have 30 more

[soft coral]

hes lowkey right

[stark torrent]

zeroing is useless

[soft coral]

fax

[keen sparrow]

yeah, they broke it

There is a mod that will read the velocity data of the ammo assigned to the patron_in_weapon bone and change zeroing to that

but you know

it's a mod

[native crypt]

yeah i figured, i appreciate the attempt anyway

[keen sparrow]

GAMMA Kemper way cooler

[soft coral]

it never worked properly for them to "break it"

[soft coral]

ah yes 65 inch 4k tv aah sight

[keen sparrow]

I love putting it on the vector

[native crypt]

i think when/if spt cracks into 1.0 and stops doing major updates ill see about getting somebody to resurrect these ancient but great mods

[keen sparrow]

how about the Elcan she told you not to worry about

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Reticle on it is way better

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/FfonoS0VImw?si=Oo_2rUnpfig4SG_H
@keen sparrow @native crypt i pull up on that chimera like im king von

[native crypt]

i actually like the illumination of the vanilla elcan

[keen sparrow]

Next time you DM me a youtube link i'm sending you this emote

[soft coral]

???

bro acting like im the devil

[native crypt]

rex will bomb you with edna mode r34

[keen sparrow]

I thought the reload blur was a bug, is that a feature?

[native crypt]

atp make a game of sneaking it into mods

[soft coral]

yes

dof

[keen sparrow]

Shit drove me nuts a couple years back when it wouldn't go away after the reload

[soft coral]

its a bit extreme ngl

[soft coral]

still does this sometimes

but rarely

[keen sparrow]

I mean... wouldn't be the first time

[native crypt]

yeah who was the guy who snuck it into his mods again

funny mf

[keen sparrow]

aight homies, imma blow myself up, brb

[keen sparrow]

snuck what

[native crypt]

the edna mode r34

[keen sparrow]

uhhhhh

noone? lol

[native crypt]

thought someone did

[keen sparrow]

I leave it open as tabs on my browser to fuck with people

[native crypt]

kino

[keen sparrow]

I like the way you think though

k, taking the drone to streets

I should re-read the controls documentation

[native crypt]

skier quest to steal the "documents" from prapor

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

next time I'm not dming you youtube links

[keen sparrow]

lmao, Prapor would be the one that's into Pixar Short-stacks wouldn't he

[soft coral]

I'm dming you feet

[native crypt]

cinema

[soft coral]

opaa....

[keen sparrow]

it's so tall

our pudding cups are short af

[soft coral]

no it just looks tall

[keen sparrow]

goddamnit, i hate 4.0

I forgot how good scopes look without all the eye relief shadow

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-jonkler-tooth-teeth-baby-gif-5600005109081482885

[soft coral]

there should be at least SOME eye relief

this is too clean

[keen sparrow]

bro's never looked through a 2000$ Vortex IRL

[soft coral]

I haven't

I'm not american

[keen sparrow]

Good glass is spooky

[native crypt]

fr and also the mod to reduce the excessive muzzle flash and heat mirage is so good

[soft coral]

here we have arsenal SAM aks

[keen sparrow]

like it's not even there, it's a fuckin trip

putting this here so i can read instruction manual while y'all talk shit

okay

I can see why the author wants to add controller support

these controls are complete cheeks

[native crypt]

ammands controller support mod resurrected from the grave

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, someone mentioned that in his channel.

and then the uthor messed up the bundles on his end, lol

[native crypt]

trolled

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1434584645093167104/20251102_184628.mp4?ex=6908dc90&is=69078b10&hm=739521d6c09fc544dc39cac7e97dba165e68b6e0faea605a2ee3efcdca7c1e9a&

@native crypt @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

just raw dogs the cream lol

don't you mix it?

[hallow stream]

he had a taste

[soft coral]

"lets have a taste"

this mf blind and deaf

you old unc wrap it up

[hallow stream]

"kind of like sponge cum a little bit"

how do you know

[soft coral]

I mean

so I've heard

also I said spongy not sponge

different words

[native crypt]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2086/smokerework this mod is also very good try it if you haven't already

[keen sparrow]

yeah i suck at these controls

immediately botched the little bastard onto an unreachable balcony

jfc

supposedly it does explode if you arm it and collide with a bot

just uh.. good fucking luck not flipping it over

If this gets made and pushed to FIKA, maybe people can recreate some Battlefield drone memes

[keen sparrow]

oh bro just grabbed whatever the fucking muzzlefume and muzzlesmoke shit is and gave it sliders, nice

[native crypt]

its so good

[keen sparrow]

I hated having to add those to muzzle attachments, fml

OR, could be like Epicrangetime, make the cookie cutter muzzle brake and add like 20 muzzlefumes

The Cookie Cutter.

[native crypt]

oh shit apbs is updated

[ancient marsh]

looks and works like dogshit

[keen sparrow]

the 1# way to get fucking punched at any gun-range

[fast garden]

pve smile

this shit is so funny

[keen sparrow]

15M

for that

I haven't seen its stats in a while, isn't it barely meta?

[fast garden]

"in a while"

the gun that just came out?

[native crypt]

its statistically better in ergo

thats about it

[keen sparrow]

idk like a week ago

[fast garden]

it has much better recoil as well

its like

4 or so better vert recoil better

[native crypt]

yeah that to

[fast garden]

its like

a marginally better m4 that costs nothing once you unlock it

[keen sparrow]

5.56 though

[native crypt]

yeah 43gp is cheap

[fast garden]

yep.

43 gp and comes with damn near bis everything

[native crypt]

also the parts it comes with are pretty good

[keen sparrow]

so what i'm hearing is

43gp is worth 15M roubles

atleast until the flea price comes down

[fast garden]

pve

gun is lvl 100 battlepass arena

[keen sparrow]

oooh

pffff

[soft coral]

mfs hate to see a playa succeed

always tryna bring a playa down

[ancient marsh]

post the video

i want to dislike too

[cyan garnet]

same

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Jfc

[soft coral]

holy losers

[ancient marsh]

@keen sparrow what's ivan's yt

i am disliking every yt short

[soft coral]

not gonn say anything this time because if I do iedy will have to ban me

[keen sparrow]

I like it’s assumed i know off the top of my head

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[stark torrent]

TARKIN's youtube account got taken down

"After additional review, we have confirmed that your channel was terminated because it was linked to another channel that was terminated for having three or more copyright strikes."

He's currently waiting to get in contact with human support.

Youtube cocksuckers at it

[ancient marsh]

nikita buyanov did this

@soft coral i disliked the 6 latest shorts

disliked 4 videos too

[soft coral]

wow

[ancient marsh]

you should have thought about ragequitting after dying to partizan in the literal first raid of the day like 5 months ago ivan

[soft coral]

I genuinely hope-

nvm

your ragebait wont work

w/e you say dude

if it helps you sleep at night

[keen sparrow]

Aids

If he posts stuff in his channel i can notify here if i remember

[fast garden]

my bad went night customs

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1434620938166599680/156030d2590f415c8e4e59cb98ac521e.mov?ex=6908fe5d&is=6907acdd&hm=2bd3a48492958a03120fa964959cb0acc5b6df0217dfdf2631a5bb03ffa381e5&

the archetype of people who liked hardcore wipe

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

went reserve

did 320 dmg

4 headshots with p ammo

sometimes i want to play an enjoy tarkov

sometimes i think about playing enough that i actually go and play for a while

usually i just get sodomized by the nefarious laoganma legionaries

[fast garden]

respectfully,

[next temple]

Tarkov streamer being a sweaty retard #26381_2

Also stankrat is like the most unfun pvp player too, he doesnt even make it engaging.

[fast garden]

literally

fucking stankrat complainging about that

[short cove]

mechanic should consider selfharm

[hollow patrol]

people are being friendly.. in the extraction looter shooter game?

death.

once people start jumping eachother their screams will not be heard

they will be slimed just like the rest

[short cove]

rat sounds like he is fucking misserable in his life holy unemployment

[fast garden]

in the extraction looter shooter game that doesnt really reward you for pvping yes

[hollow patrol]

i woujldt know i didnt care to read up on arc raiders

if theres nothing too worthwhile in popping a cap in the guy next to you i guess theyre not gonna be so inclined to do so

[fast garden]

its rarely ever worth it unless you see a gun you like or something

[short cove]

the neo nazi makes a return

also like frfr

there is NOT A SINGLE APPLICATION

where you have to sight your akm over like 300m

[fast garden]

arc raiders woulda been way more interesting to me as the pve game it was originally intended to be

[short cove]

god forbid 800

[short cove]

maybe they pull a tarkob someday and make pve

but actually good

[cyan garnet]

Pve tards cannot fathom the mildest bit of skill

[fast garden]

i actually think stankrat saying this is peak irony

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[short cove]

ik theres like 24 more

[cyan garnet]

There is 25

In total

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

I felt that pula in my soul

[fast garden]

labs

like 3 cheaters already

[compact knoll]

what is that name

[short cove]

real asf 🙏

[glacial haven]

"PuppyGirlPawJ0b", we need to bring lobotomies back

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[fast garden]

died to lapua ap lvl 17 who lobby wiped

[soft coral]

"sloppypawjobuwu"

[cyan garnet]

Labs is exclusively for competitive chinese cheaters

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

"Rex i think you're a bit too mean to people in the SPT Community"

The people in the SPT Community

[native crypt]

"people"

[keen sparrow]

nasty disgusting degenerate animal-fetishists

[native crypt]

its a running theme for people like this to be absolute heathens but if you speak out against them they try to use the values of the Bible like a cudgel against you

actual serpent behavior

[keen sparrow]

Joke's on them, I actually read the Bible.

They're made in the image of God, they should act like it, stop engaging in idolatry by dressing up as animals.

[keen sparrow]

@surreal stirrup I am not helping them

[surreal stirrup]

i know

i just told them how to fix it

that's all

their problem now

lord it's 4 am

[keen sparrow]

Amazing game

[surreal stirrup]

sv_gravity 0

[wintry ridge]

Bro put no effort into the tail 😿

[keen sparrow]

it's probably going to be a solid stick too

[surreal stirrup]

womp womp tbh

[tame dawn]

Make them put a ticket in at this point with a template

[keen sparrow]

What got me so heated is i'd bet money they never went to the SPT discord first.

[tame dawn]

Reported problem:

Intended outcome:

Description of error:

Troubleshooting steps performed:

[keen sparrow]

nope. probably came here to GAMMA, Tarkov immediately

[tame dawn]

People always bitch about the gamma install guide being massive and pedantic

[keen sparrow]

It's as idiot proof as reality will allow

[tame dawn]

Thats why, gotta prep for the lowest possible outcome

[winged mica]

Why they nuked Tarkin

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

[cyan garnet]

total furry death

[flat breach]

There goes your internet

[fast garden]

and the planes iirc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[ancient marsh]

this guy needs to be beaten with bricks

like a heathen

that he is

there needs to be more mocking of furries

[cyan garnet]

Furries arent people

[short cove]

How do I get red flares? Or the flare gun version?

Are airdropsneven worth it to loot?

[tame dawn]

No, ignore them

Its all junk loot

[ancient marsh]

red flares you get by spawning in as scav, red gun flares are ref

and no the loot is dogshit

but ur playing spt

so mod them to be good

[short cove]

Dang it

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll and me

neighbour is drilling again

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[wintry ridge]

you're one to talk

[ancient marsh]

i am divinely protected shut up

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral can you use your evil romanian witchcraft to hex this moron

[ancient marsh]

he's not romanian

also it would get deflected

[wintry ridge]

[ancient marsh]

like the reddit witches trying to curse trump after he got shot

i have a shield

[tame dawn]

Delayed ricochet?

[cyan garnet]

Whats your yt channel called @soft coral

I will subscribe

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

wow that curse worked fast

[cyan garnet]

What

[soft coral]

what why , so you can leave hate comments and constant dislikes too?

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I'm not pointing to any names iedy

I haven't said anything about anyone or any names

[keen sparrow]

"not much back here, don't know why the devs block it o- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST"

[cyan garnet]

No ill like your stuff and sub to help

[tame dawn]

Why would they bother with so much free space?

[keen sparrow]

Just gonna gloss over Sid doing owl stuff huh?

[tame dawn]

i had to watch it twice

Thats creepy as fuck

[keen sparrow]

I could feel my adrenal glands flood my body with adrenaline as soon as i saw it

[keen sparrow]

probably for immersion

[soft coral]

its on my profile

[cyan garnet]

New video liked and subbed

Good luck

[soft coral]

ty men

funnily enough youre the 150th sub

[cyan garnet]

I just killed the mf doing the water barrels in dorms task 13 days before wipe

Bless him

[flat breach]

You gotta send him a prize

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

feet pics

[tame dawn]

Send shawarma and fries

[short cove]

Send him a pipebomb

@keen sparrow I know i am likr 2 weeks late or smth but 4.0.3 fixes zombie spawns

Time to update to 4.0.3

[cyan garnet]

Why not just stay on the old version that has heaps of mods

[keen sparrow]

he never got it

bro sat on his hands installing SPT until the last minute of 3.11 support

3.11 got nuked and they moved to 4.0 as this kid was double-clicking the installer, lmao

[soft coral]

Next playthrough

I'll do monolith tbh

enough loner

at least monolith is a type of faction where whatever you see you shoot

[keen sparrow]

My ‘wallet’

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

bros wallet is a redditor pencil case

[keen sparrow]

you're stupid, lol

https://www.511tactical.com/flex-admin-pouch.html?utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=G_Brand_Bags_EX&utm_audience=zmp&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=143294071&gclid=CjwKCAiAwqHIBhAEEiwAx9cTef-aSUxwRuYsimQ-M_GqFuaQRJ1_cyr33MfmdWEzgcGd_9lS0xSDdhoCzEsQAvD_BwE

[ancient marsh]

is this supposed to prove me wrong?

all you did was sound even more like a loser

[keen sparrow]

it's an "ADMIN POUCH"

pencil case.. holy shit lol

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[keen sparrow]

So i suppose an AFAK is a 'booboo purse'

[ancient marsh]

you know you can just stop embarassing yourself, right?

[keen sparrow]

you're annoying af

[soft coral]

he is

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

yet he is still here

so we must endure

[keen sparrow]

ivan you should be at 151 subs btw, if youtube knows how to count

[ancient marsh]

sir this is a tarkov channel

not a "victims of xalrider" support group

[keen sparrow]

oh here we fucking go

[stark torrent]

Do not take the ragebait

[tame dawn]

Hasan, tell kira to get back in their place

[keen sparrow]

holy yellow stash

[stark torrent]

Kaya

[tame dawn]

Close enough

[stark torrent]

Wrf are those clash of clans gems

[short cove]

I legit just got unlucky

[keen sparrow]

lmao it's for this

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[short cove]

Not really, sin also can be your ally

[soft coral]

they're practically non existant compared to the other factions

[short cove]

The autism case

[ancient marsh]

actually it's an "admin pouch"

[short cove]

They're in the red forest and also in the north too to a fair degree

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[soft coral]

eh

[keen sparrow]

i'd accept that

[tame dawn]

Friend ran it down and afkd

[ancient marsh]

if your friend afk's

stop playing with him

genuinely

that's so disrespectful

[tame dawn]

Already have. He used to have a bad habit of getting too drunk and afking

This was the first case of him actually running it down

[short cove]

@ancient marsh abi tn?

[ancient marsh]

ok the default answer is no, if im gonna play abi ill invite you

[short cove]

Aight

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh dog

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[stark torrent]

@soft coral yoooooooo random ivan short popped up

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

my dislikes didn't help

[stark torrent]

because the universe does not acknowledge you

you simply exist because we allow to

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818488990889017354/1127786898279104593/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[ancient marsh]

imagine trying to roast and posting this after

https://tenor.com/view/fumble-lebron-gif-5670510750227485112

[soft coral]

did you leave a like though? @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

Favouriting that gif

[stark torrent]

oof missing like that and he is black , the community will not appreaciate it

[ancient marsh]

??????????????

[stark torrent]

you know he got called names after that miss

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[stark torrent]

and a comment

[soft coral]

forgot to check recording

it was in 30fps all this time

[ancient marsh]

banned for slurs ggs

[soft coral]

the fact that its on the short where fanatic bitchslaps a psysucker

[keen sparrow]

we made it boys

lmao

[soft coral]

this guy has never visited TC or AW in his life

[keen sparrow]

I region-locked myself to cordon, swamp, and garbage until i got the basic tools needed to make advanced, just for fun

[soft coral]

interesting

[short cove]

I left a couple comments n likes a few hours back

[soft coral]

I saw

and I appreciate it

[short cove]

151 subs

Bro is grow maxing

[soft coral]

frfr

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-morgan-dexter-flashlight-gif-10593574466888155064

that emoji

[soft coral]

gonna make a showcase video on all the food and drug animations purely as low effort content @short cove @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

uhhhh, it's not meru so

here,

better?

[soft coral]

ive seen porn of this character

[keen sparrow]

haven't we all

[soft coral]

now wait a minute

[granite coral]

📚 Meru

A [beautiful] [name] 😤😤😤 Deserves more [recognition] smh.

"[Hey man], Meru is a [really cool person] who Cheeze shoul stop [exposing]."

[short cove]

How tarkov got me

[stark torrent]

Xal after his first 20 minutes of LoL

[soft coral]

I'm gonna make it professional I'll have cutout of the items during the video

[ancient marsh]

you have homo-cidal thoughts 1 raid in

[flat breach]

[keen sparrow]

oh

[tame dawn]

King of vaseline market

[keen sparrow]

he plays League

that explains it

[tame dawn]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/game-feeding-attack-on-titan-suicide-gun-to-the-mouth-gif-5378934

[soft coral]

xal goes to the homosexual competition and they tell him no professionals

[ancient marsh]

pull something out of your pencil case and explain on paper what that means

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/amen-gif-23345354

[ancient marsh]

go on, i think i saw some colored markers

[stark torrent]

ngl a cool gimmick of the RPG would ahve been to make the enemy gear break if you kill him with it

even the guns , liek lose durability and armor zeroed

that shit would cook anyone inside a room

[soft coral]

ok nice done with recording all the medical and drug related items

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105942014232633438/1434189684069630066/Heg_ZTvG.mp4?ex=690966fa&is=6908157a&hm=16b1fb8132267f30e07a3ba587faaed6dfbfaaca4472ddd0f0a99ea09b2d3ca1&
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @tame dawn @short cove

[keen sparrow]

extra funny because my GF listens to those 'binaural beats' audio tones to fall alseep at night

[soft coral]

gonna shove a binaural bullet in my brain soon

https://youtu.be/U3v-gVNFJSU?si=MRP3wqKMmJ_0MjtE

The whole song

Bulgarian wedding or something

peak culture

[stark torrent]

@short cove fucking retard

he got scammed

@fast garden @ancient marsh @soft coral @keen sparrow

[granite coral]

@short cove (icefire_) has been banned for reason: Got his account breached by scammers

[keen sparrow]

jfc

I pray that that kid finds his way

[stark torrent]

nvm he did it on purpose

i thought he was scammed

double the retard

[soft coral]

ayyyyyyyyy

[granite coral]

icefire_ (icefire_) has been unbanned for reason: NVM he forwarded the message by mistake , silly kitten

[soft coral]

OH LORD

[short cove]

I will never grow out the tism

[soft coral]

we can tell

[short cove]

Cant even share a Abi event w/o getting banned

All paid off by nikita 😔

[short cove]

Bro is tryna loose the permanent one like + comment combo he has going

[soft coral]

ok ok sorry

5.7k views in last 48 hours

@short cove @keen sparrow would that be considered good?

[short cove]

The yt partner is getting closer

[short cove]

Total?

[keen sparrow]

I have no frame of reference. idk

[soft coral]

ok rex

[short cove]

I mean is that just shorts or what?

[soft coral]

mr doesn't know

[keen sparrow]

you want me to make shit up?

give some dumbass clanker response? or shit on you and say skill issue?

i don't know.

[soft coral]

bro chill

[keen sparrow]

I know youtube's reqs for monetization is fucking aids

it's like 4,000 hours watched or some dogshit

[soft coral]

and 1k subs

affiliate is uhh 500 and 3k

@short cove

[keen sparrow]

Here's the numbers someone else told me

[short cove]

Or you are a gurl and put a ass cam on your streams, game is game.

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/game-is-game-life-and-scars-gif-15696328291977021191

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Iedy likes that ban button

Mr. Yesi'dliketobanyou

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-scared-gif-4340760138270198728

[short cove]

Thing is I dmed him like directly after about "hey can you remove the timeout? Dident knew i couldent forward shit"

And he went straight for the ban 20 mins after rather then reading the dm prior

[keen sparrow]

uh oh, bro's pfp is emo

[short cove]

10/10 mod

Would get banned from again

[keen sparrow]

was weightpainting to the tarkov rig that bad?

[surreal stirrup]

nah i just didnt have any other pfp on my pc

[short cove]

Get a walter white pfp

Trust

@soft coral upload BB clips to get free views

Trust

And BCS

[soft coral]

?

big boobs?

[short cove]

That is where the views are burried

[short cove]

Breaking bad

[soft coral]

ooh

[short cove]

Kill yourself

[soft coral]

[short cove]

Ingame

[keen sparrow]

my dumbass thought BloodBorne tbh

[soft coral]

aah ofc

[keen sparrow]

bro's trigger finger is

SO ITCHY

rn

[fast garden]

man this is so sad can we ban shifty

[short cove]

He years for discord raiders

[soft coral]

me when I have to talk to a woman but I already told her my favourite color and my favourite game

[glacial haven]

That could be true, yes

If your content doesn't appeal to anyone other than the people that watch you to support you, then yeah, could take 1.5 years or even longer

[keen sparrow]

cool chimera hunter

Shame mercs drop shit like this

[hollow patrol]

gg EZ

[native crypt]

i too just found the treasure

[soft coral]

anything but to have to talk about tarkov

anything.

[native crypt]

ye

[short cove]

@soft coral couldent you just get like a phone or iPad or smth without you logged in on yt to play your videos in loop to farm hours?

Like

2 devices

[soft coral]

no

[short cove]

48 hours a day

Free

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

Rate the ported Tarkov gun

[soft coral]

pretty sure thats what "unique viewers" analytic is for

[native crypt]

c-clamp 🤮 🤮

[soft coral]

it would be extremely weird to have 3 views on a video yet have 50 watch hours on it

[glacial haven]

1. The views would not count after the first watch
2. The views are not unique, meaning that the statistic only updates 1 time
3. If youtube catches you trying to do something like that, they can ban you permanently from ever becoming a partner

[keen sparrow]

oh you'd have loved my Remington R5 mod

sorry ivan

[soft coral]

YOU RUINED IT

[keen sparrow]

Just remember any shortcut you think of, everyone would already be doing if it worked

[soft coral]

I'll just upload whatever videos I can think of

maybe repair guide in the future

maybe a lets play

guides on specific cancer tasks and so on

[keen sparrow]

Dead night guide

[soft coral]

mirage guide

[native crypt]

mirage sucks

[fast garden]

whats the one snitch task

the long ass one

[soft coral]

toppers

[glacial haven]

I mean, there are shortcuts but not for the average dude

[fast garden]

that you basically have to have a guide for because the text descroptions arent accurate

[glacial haven]

You'd need gmail accounts, a pretty expensive proxy setup and a way to automate the management of the accounts

[soft coral]

snitch gives you toppers to kill the top 10 stalkers

[fast garden]

not that

[keen sparrow]

We gonna pretend that Dead Night being a task from Sid at the start of the game isn't an insane noob-trap?

[fast garden]

the addons task

not a noob trap

[glacial haven]

It's easier to just do it fr instead of trying to take a shortcut

[soft coral]

ah idk

[fast garden]

a chad money solution

[glacial haven]

If your content doesn't suck, it'll be faster anyways

[fast garden]

granted spawning at rookie village is the noob trap

[soft coral]

well my content does kinda suck

[native crypt]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA0svtSeG0I this song is so good for walking through darkscape

[glacial haven]

2 options

embrace it or get better

[soft coral]

trying to

[flat breach]

Option 3. Dr. Disrespect it

[soft coral]

option 4:kms

[keen sparrow]

why's this charging handle have a fingernail clipping hanging off of it

wtf

[stark torrent]

sex toy

[soft coral]

tell us something your mum doesn't know

[stark torrent]

Jarvis, convert all likes to dislieks on Woodskov's videos

[fast garden]

i already told you

ivan

big tiddy vtuber avatar

[soft coral]

nearly done with recording all the material for the fdda animations

[fast garden]

pretend to be mute

[stark torrent]

he's got the voice...

[fast garden]

so you dont even have to talk

[native crypt]

do dislikes do anything anymore

[soft coral]

they make analytics look bad :(

[glacial haven]

jarvis, report the 48 hour black screen video as Sexual Content

[soft coral]

this many Fdda animations to record

left

not as if there aren't 300 such videos out there

[native crypt]

sidrovich vtuber avatar would be funny

[soft coral]

but we do not care

[stark torrent]

well thats one reason why its performing poorly

[soft coral]

?????

I haven't even uploaded it

what areyou on about

[stark torrent]

we do not care mentality

[soft coral]

bagamies

mortii matii yellow

[stark torrent]

its ok man just do it anyway

we ball

imma like it anyway

[soft coral]

I do also have fun doing it dont get me wrong

[ancient marsh]

cheapo ambidextrous design

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-stalker-worship-wish-granter-gif-4163859184604151540

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-desk-slam-kiryu-yakuza-angry-leaving-gif-14587684

[soft coral]

done

everything recorded

[tame dawn]

Option 5

[tame dawn]

Even further, big tiddy smoking goth vtuber, but he plays the character of a talking bulgarian cigarette, not the chick

[short cove]

The humble music video w one frame

[short cove]

Just give me some uncut streams cuh

[soft coral]

tomorrow today we edit

[short cove]

Tonight's the night

[fast garden]

holy shit you are brilliant

IVAN

IVAN UNRIONICALLY

HERES YOUR NICHE

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

in other news

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERmILnpJ0Io

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

Even worse.

It's british

[ancient marsh]

yeah i know this video

[fast garden]

ell yeah

[keen sparrow]

I completely missed the L119, i've only seen the brits KS1

[fast garden]

a2 because the first ones always incredibly dogshit

[keen sparrow]

The KS1 looks so fucking good in Tarkov graphics

GAMMA.. eh

[fast garden]

i love guns that are just m4s

look up l119a2

m4

look up ks

m4

see new gun in tarkov

radian m1

just an m4

[keen sparrow]

70 year old design being adopted by literally fucking everyone not named Russia

[fast garden]

i do like the canadian one ngl

forget what its called

[keen sparrow]

C8 or some shit?

[fast garden]

c7 i think

[keen sparrow]

Ugh, that ugly ass potato can by HUXWRX

[fast garden]

yeah that shit is, shit

[keen sparrow]

it's because after 40 years people finally decided to make flow-through suppressors to mitigate overgassing

[tame dawn]

It'd be funny enough, and he doesn't have to play a character. Solid bait and switch

[soft coral]

overgassing my shit rn

[tame dawn]

Doomscrollers see goth tiddy, stay, laugh at talking Bulgarian cig, stay some more

Same idea as peanut and other similar peeps

[fast garden]

next upcoming peanut

literally

except its even better

because of the bait and switch

canadian gun is tan

in canada

where theres green and snow

are they retarded

they just thought the spear had a nice color i guess

[compact knoll]

Canadian gun is tan?

[keen sparrow]

i have no fucking clue why everyone and their mother is making guns peanut-butter coloured

[fast garden]

its fucking stupid

[compact knoll]

Not a single speck of sand in that country

[keen sparrow]

I like the way it looks, don't get me wrong, but it's kinda dumb when your next theatre of operations is probably going to be the pacific

[fast garden]

missed opportunity for a navy blue gun

would have stuck out less at least

[keen sparrow]

How much footage have we seen of dudes in ukraine running guns that are this colour

[fast garden]

since clearly we dont care about the gun being a sore thumb

"shoot me please"

[keen sparrow]

that footage is probably snuff footage

I about fell out of my chair when i learned BSG was adding the SPEAR to tapkob

[fast garden]

only for it to be hilariously impractical

gun is unobtanium

ammo is unobtanium

thank you bsg for being semi realistic there i guess

[keen sparrow]

the hybrid case ammo? IRL? you should read the success rate of its manufacture

it's such a sad joke

[fast garden]

lmfao

honestly

the gun is a little TOO accurate in tarkov

[keen sparrow]

we are unbelievably retarded for trusting SIG again

[fast garden]

the good ammo only coming from final LK task

people at least used to do that before prestige happened

gg now though

lightkeeper is going to be the easiest money in the world in live tarkov for 1.0

i think ill for real rush LK for 1.0

granted

[keen sparrow]

'prestige only for pvp, not pve' >PVP has forced wipe and pve doesn't

[fast garden]

one of the endings is prob with him

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-what-the-what-the-hell-wtf-gif-8562994133044611418

[fast garden]

pve has to wipe for 1.0 content

and pvp prestiges apply to pve

[keen sparrow]

i'm aware

[fast garden]

im prestige 1 in pvp and therefore prestige 1 in pve

if you want presige in pve do it in pvp

[keen sparrow]

but can't do it the other way around

[fast garden]

kek

why should you be allowed to do that

[keen sparrow]

i mean i kinda get it but like, who tf cares

[fast garden]

pve is piss baby retard mode

and prestige has tangible benefits

[keen sparrow]

oh

[fast garden]

that being said

it should just be seperate anyway

[keen sparrow]

I mean if you get prestige in pve, it should stay in pve

yeah, agreed.

[fast garden]

i think bc of how its tied to accounts bsg doesnt want to

they would have to seperate whatever the fuck they did and would prob wipe peoples pvp prestige to do it

[keen sparrow]

Oh i think it's much more petty

I really think Nikita just has resentment and disdain for anyone that prefers a solo experience

[fast garden]

but also fuck pve players yeah

i still think

the game would be significantly better if they just reduced the amount of pmcs on maps

so i dont spawn reserve coop

walk 10 feet

and have spawns on my left on a hill, on my right on a hill, and in front of me in a dark window

[keen sparrow]

I think base SPT without oodles of spawning mods is like 2-4 PMCS per map with double that for scavs.

[fast garden]

pve and base spt has like

nothing on the map

its sad

[keen sparrow]

oh god what was that joke i made, one sec

[fast garden]

but im more refering to pvp here

idgaf about pve i get on that to goof off

[keen sparrow]

everyone keeps simping hard for 4.0 performance but..

[fast garden]

4.0 runs better?

spt always ran like hot dog ass

[keen sparrow]

it's actually amazing how much better it runs, lol

[fast garden]

every clip anyone has ever sent of spt has been a slideshow

[keen sparrow]

my 3050 gets 45 frames on streets, and my framerate doesn't halve when i look down a vortex

"45 isn't good rex"

my PC is also running the server and bot-logic on the backend

something a PVE/PVP player's PC never has to do

compare that to 3.11 where i got maybe 25-30 frames on streets

[viral egret]

i get 40 at most on streets with a 4060

[fast garden]

i get like 80-100 fps on streets on live

in spt

[glacial haven]

The Power of C# as the Server

[keen sparrow]

whoa whoawhoa hey heyhey

yeah yeah yeah NodeJS is a memory hog, we get it

[glacial haven]

I would wager the Server is written better than the game itself

[fast garden]

the numerous typos in code:

[glacial haven]

That isn't the issue, nodejs is just slower than asp.net

[keen sparrow]

you have to spell it "reciever" or your shit won't work

[fast garden]

tagilll

or whatever it is

[glacial haven]

C# is also a memory hog, it uses a garbage collector, if you fuck up the lifetime of your objects, it can be a fuck ton worse than nodejs

[stark torrent]

Nah the Borbet wheels go hard

[fast garden]

looking at what to play
click on bsg launcher out of instinct
smile fades

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/raiken-cat-hang-die-bitya-gif-26309780

[soft coral]

QUality shitbox right thre

[ancient marsh]

tying noose on autopilot is crazy

[glacial haven]

This is the first time I checked out the Steam page for Tarkov

64 gb of ram recommended is crazy lmao

[fast garden]

better than the new games coming out that say "yeah itll run on a 1080 with 4 gb ram"

[keen sparrow]

You don't have 64 GB of RAM?

[stark torrent]

they just gave up optimising shit , they just ask for triple the required ram

funny enough , memory leaks will make that 64 full anyway after 2 Streets raids

[keen sparrow]

so

[stark torrent]

No, i have 32

[glacial haven]

It's not about the fact that if I have it or not, just recommending that you have 64gb of ram is wild

[stark torrent]

my mobo is from the 2nd generation Ryzen mini ATX from 2019 or shit

[fast garden]

the future is now old man

[stark torrent]

it doenst even support 64gb i think

[keen sparrow]

Correct.

[glacial haven]

Going from the one extreme to the next extreme is not a good comparison lmao

[stark torrent]

when your in and out of raid stuff takes longer than you think, check ur ram

you will see the game uses 25gb in menu

which prompts a restart

[keen sparrow]

The menu is a map btw

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151598137773920317/1270598747398606960/attachment-1-1.gif?width=640&height=645

wdym

oh shit its the hideout isnt it

[fast garden]

i mean

tarkov will use it

[keen sparrow]

the labs camera, the woods pine branch

it's a map shaped like a tube with lights in it

[fast garden]

its not disingenuous

[stark torrent]

sir what ARE YOU SAYING MAN

holyyyy

BurgerStateGames

[keen sparrow]

The main menu

of the game

is a map

[stark torrent]

they should let us disable that shit and have a plain menu then idk lol

just give me a fucking PNG menu backgroudn

[glacial haven]

I mean, I would understand if that'd mean quicker loading times of maps, items etc. but like, that is not the case I would imagine

[keen sparrow]

let's fucking go dude @soft coral

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[fast garden]

more ram just means more time until the memory leak takes you out back

[stark torrent]

This

[compact knoll]

this guy

[stark torrent]

With 64gb versus 32 means you can do 1 or 2 more raids on a big map

before the menu lags anyway

[fast garden]

and your fps drops by 50%

[stark torrent]

i know cause me and artyom were doing Interchange back to back when farming Killa and the game ran like ass after like 5-6 quick raids

[keen sparrow]

yes because youtube always 100% of the time recommends what you actually want to watch and are interested in

[soft coral]

that's my vod

[glacial haven]

You see, if this game was coded in C++ or something, I would completely understand that they can't do much without manually checking every single thing, there's not a lot of tools that can actually tell you what hogs the memory

But C# has a memory visualizer

You can see what objects stay alive

You can even take snapshots and compare them

They have all the tools to fix the memory leaking issues

You even see where the objects get created, there is a whole stack trace

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/appurajosh-gif-21504421

[keen sparrow]

Noone at BSG will know what any of what you are saying is

[glacial haven]

Time to create an SPT mod that cleans the memory just to have BSG steal the entirety of it and make it worse when they implement it

[tame dawn]

Nikita can't hear you over his true believer edition lambo

[keen sparrow]

Man, wish i was that far in GAMMA

[keen sparrow]

There's already 2

kinda

one that clears VRAM of unused shit at the start of a raid, and another that takes the ESC menu ram cleaner and makes it do its thing at regular intervals

the second one is kinda snake oil though

[glacial haven]

I mean, it theoretically should be possible but that'd probably be a pain in the ass to implement as a 3rd party extension

[soft coral]

yo who is this guy his videos are pretty good

[short cove]

@soft coral you have to pull it

T r u s t

[soft coral]

so a talking cigarette?

[short cove]

It looks so retarded, like it reduces good looking attachment options so bad

[short cove]

Beo forgot that he was born too early, too late and also just in time to go to the middle east

[tame dawn]

Close. Talking cigarette, but being held by big tiddy goth vtuber.

[soft coral]

is rex lowkey watching my vod?

[keen sparrow]

all my bullshit

[fast garden]

mags reduc

kill this user

[soft coral]

I love this sfx SO much

[short cove]

I unironically thought it is a trader only thing

[fast garden]

the animated portraits of slow menus

gg

[tame dawn]

You keep the persona, bait the doomscrollers, people stick around for the joke. Gets your foot in the door

[fast garden]

and the broken ass skills mod

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

[short cove]

Interesting statement coming from the unemployed

[cyan garnet]

Standard pve cope

[fast garden]

what does that make you retard

[short cove]

It feels like spawns are a lot too static, like if I am at gz, solid 50% chance that the area i push post spawn has a guaranteed spawn there and that its now a guaranteed 1v1

If there were like general spawn areas like "someone spawns in gz emmercon all the way till the garage entrance" and "someone spawns somewhere inside of the south part of the map" and one guaranteed in the basement parking area and one in terra, then that be a lot more chill, since id also be less pvp and more "i loot and keep watch"

[cyan garnet]

Spawns that encourage pvp in a pvp game

Diabolical

Nah some spawns are just straight ass

my personal favourites are spawning on the beach on lighthouse and spawning at emercom on ground zero

[fast garden]

theres a shit ton of spawns in the maps that go unused because of how many people have to get put in them

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-scared-gif-4340760138270198728

[fast garden]

so some spawns are mutually exclusive

not enough of them

[keen sparrow]

Oh sweet Jesus why

why would they do that

[fast garden]

the menu lagger

[keen sparrow]

here i was thinking, 'oh animated portraits are jsut a gif or something'

nah

these mfs are probably cycling through 300 pictures

[fast garden]

yeah i dont think that worked

[surreal stirrup]

it never was

[keen sparrow]

There's really no other way?

[fast garden]

go ask merc idk

[surreal stirrup]

yeah

[fast garden]

thats who did it iirc

p sure tho

[keen sparrow]

it has to be #301.dds, #302.dds, #303.dds?

[short cove]

Someone with a job

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @fast garden @short cove

[fast garden]

i somehow doubt that

[soft coral]

weirdly enough clipchamp does the job

[fast garden]

i didnt ask to be fired

and the american job market is fucked so ill likely be without a job at least another month

gg

[keen sparrow]

oh no, you told this channel personal IRL information?

get fucked

[soft coral]

very easy and simple to use

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-wolf-gif-8308069160251473616

wedonotcare

[short cove]

Thing is then its not a real pvp thing, then its just a spawn in and run 3 seconds to your left while the poor slav with a 100€ school desktop that has a 2080 in it is still loading in

[fast garden]

this channel is for like

the 8 stooges

and the flavor of the month

[keen sparrow]

on all levels except physical, i am employed a wolf

[fast garden]

the lion does not concern itself with concealing its personal information on the internet

[keen sparrow]

oh so you're a furry now

got it

[fast garden]

i do miss that one retard that came in here and i said his clips were mid and he genuinely lost his shit

i have never seen someone be that much of a hater

[keen sparrow]

were they mid?

[fast garden]

did not last long before he was banned

it was like

yt shorts

[keen sparrow]

oh, RIP

[fast garden]

of him using a bravo scope on labs

it was like if i clipped my average pvp encounter

its usually never that interesting

[keen sparrow]

is the bravo the 4x that has like, 1 ergo over all the others?

[cyan garnet]

Everyone spawns at the same time

[fast garden]

late spawns died years ago

i didnt even see that message

that retard on the laptop is why it takes another 5 minutes to play the game

school desktop

2080

saudi arabian school

[cyan garnet]

So real

Waiting an extra 5 minutes for some spastics laptop to load

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-lc-sign-led-guy-gif-6267603258902077477

[fast garden]

th14 three starring the th15 story bases

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[keen sparrow]

When is Grok going to add rapturously loud fart sounds to GAMMA

wait

[fast garden]

i do not like you

[keen sparrow]

Call it "brappers in the zone"

[glacial haven]

@stark torrent your zoo animals are misbehaving

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-reacts-scared-gif-4340760138270198728

[keen sparrow]

Bro, you've seen the 'food' in this game

[native crypt]

"the tac 30 and the sig reticles are so good!" the reticle in question:

[keen sparrow]

their diet is fucked, it'd be awful

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-affleck-regret-patience-smoke-done-gif-17760059373837577749

[keen sparrow]

lit.

[soft coral]

I really like the slide from right to left transition