💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

if you watch one of the streams in full thats about 2.3 hours of watch time

mlg?

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/buff-tf2-engineer-buff-engineer-pyroland-dog-gif-15564964581618726511

these

[soft coral]

ok lets not

today we gotta grind way more to farm 7.62x51 AP and do x8 and then pripyat blyaa

well it fits
its saturday so its gonna be chill

[native crypt]

ill have to make a alt anyway since you moved to yt so i don't dox myself

[soft coral]

oh crap I forgot I made a custom main menu for myself

got jumpscared

[soft coral]

not officially moving to youtube but gradually

dude shorts lives get like 8 viwers at times

[short cove]

i also dont even have it as a winraw file nor 7.zip, it just reads "compressed archive folder"

[soft coral]

theres an inflow of so many people

one of my shorts streams does like triple the watch time

its op

[keen sparrow]

that matters... how?

[short cove]

guess its time to search spts site

[native crypt]

win 11 moment

[short cove]

i thought "file type isent same = problem"

[native crypt]

also dont matter they still unpack with 7zip/winrar

[soft coral]

this goal is so inaccurate wtf

I'm on 146 subs and it says 143

ye ok mate

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/landing-touch-down-cockpit-airplane-gif-16998670

looking ahh

[keen sparrow]

yeeeah

OBS makes me violently ill sometimes

way more complicated than it has to be

[soft coral]

it is open source for a reason

streamlabs makes it easy for babies to use

I could switch to that but idk if they have such a goated plugin

[short cove]

what does the top right fire

[keen sparrow]

I just closed the game

[short cove]

holy fuckin shit

[keen sparrow]

If i know stalker modders at all, probably .308

[short cove]

like iirc the dvl w the shorter internal sup fires 338

[keen sparrow]

I'm sorry bro but there's no way you're putting a gun into Tarkov before 2030 if unzipping files into a folder had you that stonewalled.

[short cove]

real

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

prapor carries

[keen sparrow]

you ever get curious look up what a 'Unity animatorController' looks like

and yes, you have to use them for tarkov.

[fast garden]

I was asleep at this point gg

[soft coral]

off i go boys

[keen sparrow]

How mfkers stash be lookin at the end of wipe https://youtube.com/shorts/jQC-Ac5TPQk?si=xc4tPUsf2DvrS-nn

[soft coral]

??????????????????

[viral egret]

found ur stream on my fyp @soft coral

[short cove]

what do i have to know when i want to go to interchange

[soft coral]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@short cove ayo we're on fellas @keen sparrow

[short cove]

on tarkov?

[soft coral]

gamma retard

I will not be streaming tarkov

fuck no

[viral egret]

i want to get hybrid armoured and do radar today

[short cove]

this one one hand looks really bad, on the other it dosent look that bad

[keen sparrow]

says you'reoffline on my end

[viral egret]

youtube stream

[native crypt]

ive dug up an old alt so ill be tuning in shortly

[soft coral]

youatuba

[native crypt]

hes expanding

[soft coral]

xd

LISTEN MAN

it brings hella views

and watch time

anythign to makeit

[native crypt]

im in

[cyan garnet]

Prepare for speedhacking competitive chinese cheaters

And unemployment final bosses

[short cove]

spt

[cyan garnet]

Idk then

Interchange loot is shit

Unless its different in spt

[short cove]

i am rn at the shop w construction material w a green lettering for its russian name

how to get to kiba

[native crypt]

be ready for a lot of walking from point a to b for 3 rubles and a can of spoiled meat

register keys should be pretty good now tho

[cyan garnet]

Its across from brutal

In the middle

Bros about to get his shit pushed in by killa

[short cove]

dude i dident saw one signle fucking scav nor anything in 10 misn now

@cyan garnet ground, first or second floor?

[native crypt]

intershit moment

[cyan garnet]

Ground

First floor of the mall there are only 2 floors + parking

[cyan garnet]

actual dogshit map

Intershit attracts a special type of mentally ill

[native crypt]

wouldn't be as bad if the majority of the map wasn't unused wasteland that takes forever to walk through

and if it had real loot

[arctic quartz]

this u tarkov people?

[native crypt]

its the "realism" crowd in general

[short cove]

where electricity

[native crypt]

this would be way better

[cyan garnet]

Yeah it would be

[native crypt]

could also fix shartline with this method

[cyan garnet]

If you spawn on the railway side good luck getting across the road into the mall

[cyan garnet]

I dont mind shoreline that much tbh

I only hate intershit and lighthouse

[native crypt]

for me its all the walking and horrid spawns

[cyan garnet]

super easy to spawn rush on shartline very true

All tarkov maps are kinda like that though

Like if you spawn at emercom on ground zero ggs someone is already in the parking garage waiting

[short cove]

15 mins left and i dident saw ANYONE

[native crypt]

for questing i usually recommend night raids

[cyan garnet]

Night raids are either just people avoiding each other questing or absolute sweatlords

[cyan garnet]

[native crypt]

as far as sweats go if the thermal man wants you he will get you

[cyan garnet]

Very true

[short cove]

i am questing rn

however like

i just saw one singular scav that was running a mp18 in the power area

and now i am exing

so yeah

dogshit game

not even one pmc

[cyan garnet]

Do you have sains or questing bots installed

[short cove]

all my loot except sicc and the 300blk ammo

[short cove]

i have sain yes

still i dident saw shit

yep sain 4.2.0

[cyan garnet]

Do you have questing bots

[short cove]

no

[native crypt]

used to do night raids all the time, it was fun to go in with suppressed pistols and see what i could get away with

[cyan garnet]

Probabky why its dead

[short cove]

do they make bots also do random shit?

like rn the only mf i saw was that singular sad scav

also

does killa always spawn?

or is it sometimes yes sometimes no

[fast garden]

Everything has a chance

The only guaranteed spawns anywhere are SOME rogues in lighthouse and zyraichy

God damnit is the tarkov channel above helldivers again

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-wolfenstein-the-new-order-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-punch-punch-in-the-face-gif-2326909709379957973

[native crypt]

Yeah spt 4.x seems to me at least to be struggling with spawning ai correctly

It's also why I always wait for spt to update fully before I bother with playthroughs

Also gives you more mod options

[stark torrent]

like why would the first guy wear fluoroscent colours on a stealth / camouflaged suit

who made this really has a hard on for the GEN Z shit

[glacial haven]

the dude in the green could at least have a chance hiding in tall grass, the second dude tho

idk why they need to wear osha certified gear but i guess it could be worse

[stark torrent]

that one apparently is a skin referencing the cover

of BF 3 or whatever they all have this scheme

but it looks dogshit

[glacial haven]

you'd need to pop a fuck ton of benadryl to see even a slight resemblance

[stark torrent]

well yes because its not a fucking unofrm , the soldier has a light effect on him lmao

i have no idea how the creative guy behind that skin decided to make this

but then i look at all the skins and i realise they lost the ball

[glacial haven]

i mean, the skins are alright, just because a dude is orange, doesn't mean the game is slop but it's the same ladder that call of duty climbed

First the skins were alright, then they added white / red skins with females as the characters, then they started adding celebrities and now they have completely lost the plot with 2d characters

Just wait until Battlefield does the exact same

[stark torrent]

some skins look cool like the last two on the first row

but some look bad

bad for the setting of the game

[fast garden]

yeah im like

theres only a couple i dont like

i actually didnt recognize that with the orange one but it shouldnt be so bright either way

the third from the bottom right is a mastery skin anyway

the ones with the skulls are kinda goofy but fine

the viper mask is stupid

the assassins creed one is like an engineer skin and not a recon which is weird

so theres some identity issues there

at the end of the day im still not mad at them

they are mostly fine

dude

fucking quests that dont tell you they have multiple parts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[fast garden]

considering they already toned down a skin or two, or maybe removed that one blue one, i dont think they are entirely losing it

hopefully anyway

sidebar

i fucking hate that all 3 nato support characters are female

[glacial haven]

it'll only ramp up, never has this shit once decelerated whenever a company introduced something

[fast garden]

this is true

yeah i was having a good time on arc raiders

thought i was getting away from stupid shit

genuinely ruined my morning im gonna play bf6 till i get mad at that now

[stark torrent]

why

what happeend

[fast garden]

.

wanted that bullshit to stay in tarkov

[stark torrent]

Yeah im not gonna lie, i have no clue how or when im gonna unlock new shit

as i really cant be fucked to grind a quest that much for specific stuff

[fast garden]

for arc raiders?

[stark torrent]

oh you meant arc radiers has multiple parts

i thought bf6

[fast garden]

thats uh

what i said in my message

anyway

[next temple]

Battlefield 6 sufferring from

[stark torrent]

i thought it was bf6 idk

[fast garden]

i havent played bf6 in a little while so

[stark torrent]

the challenges

[next temple]

battlepass syndrome

[stark torrent]

cause bf6 has kinda shit challenges as well

[fast garden]

yeah the fuckass challenges are not any better here

and you get like

4 rerolls

[stark torrent]

ye i was talking about bf6 idk if im gonna grind for any new shit unless they really change them or give them for free

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

i cant be fucekd to play one way for the sake of a camo or whatever

i just dont care, i 100% unlocked everything in bad company 2 and most shit in 3

and 1

there was no issues there but here we are here

[fast garden]

the gun levels are going to take AGES here

not that they really matter

[stark torrent]

like the BR ones should just dissapear

the gamemodes one in general

[fast garden]

beyond like lvl 30 or something

[stark torrent]

just make it WIN EVERYTHING

win 10 times in any gamemode

[fast garden]

yeah fuck the br i dont want to do that shit

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden leapers are so cool

[fast garden]

ive killed a couple

and a couple rocketeers

wolfpack my beloved

[wintry ridge]

❤️

[fast garden]

infantry conquest

sure why not

god bless man

[fast garden]

these new guns are so funny to me

the new 300blk scar carbine is utter dogshit

only gun thats worse is the m417

the glock is a downgrade of the starting pistol

i want to try the sniper but i dont have high hopes since it has lower damage than the rest of them

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/yByG0HV01yA?si=6zQ-c9mROzTVmTRL

[viral egret]

bro

i cant escape jams even in people playground

how does this happen

IT HAPPENED TWICE

wrong button gg

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/XnfgoHWREJo?si=6WLt4PYOQJ0Q7vR_
223 hit his engine cut the car off 🗣️

[fast garden]

nikita can we please get a glock 40

[stark torrent]

best we can do is a light green skeleton shirt for 30 hours of Arena gameplay

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

why am i playing this game

[hallow stream]

Cause you are fucking retarded

Also why did the channel change name

No way its actually dropping

[fast garden]

can you believe it guys

1.0

just a (2) weeks away

[fast garden]

hello???

[native crypt]

yeah those are fun

[fast garden]

fence sold like 14

i guess they are spawning more often for the event

"event"

and judging by the abundance of them on flea market

[native crypt]

yes

[compact knoll]

what game is that

arc raiders?

[fast garden]

yeah

[short cove]

@stark torrent iedy I need confirmation on two things if theyre allowed or if theyre a perma

[fast garden]

what in gods name are you planning

[short cove]

One meme and one word that's used for someone that's ungenerous with money

[short cove]

The Biden blast

[fast garden]

if its a slur for said person then dont

[stark torrent]

Jew

?

[short cove]

It is basically like "king gg"

[stark torrent]

No

Do not

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

i had a ping here

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/fr-lie-gif-9063740662564569899

[stark torrent]

dont worry about it kitten

my pills didnt work

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430848076601622530/1407574713131204669/IMG_2077.gif

[short cove]

Unlucky

[short cove]

Why is bro running the bad 300 gun

[fast garden]

bad?

fuck outta here

bomb you

bomb you

[short cove]

I mean imo the mcx is better

In rpm, recoil too and accuracy iirc

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

cooking frfr

[viral egret]

witnessing ivan become a good youtuber

in real time

[soft coral]

good is a stretch

[soft coral]

ew tarkov

I'd rather eat a pile of gypsy shit

[viral egret]

why tf is eoc so retarded on master death calamity

i have optimal setup and shit for it following class guide

and im getting folded like a omelette

[compact knoll]

You already do

[viral egret]

oh god bless now its going light speed

[stark torrent]

this is good drip

[fast garden]

terraria?

[viral egret]

yeah

[fast garden]

been like 2 years since i played calamity

[viral egret]

i swear i had less pain doing eternity mode eoc than this retard clusterfuck

fab is so special

EOC goes at light speed

[flat breach]

https://stupidpenisx.com/ARCRaidersNews/status/1984538538365333952

ARC Radar (@ARCRaidersNews)

In ARC Raiders, if you encounter cheaters or unfair play, Embark will refund your items to your inventory.

🔗 u/Jfourmes https://t.co/MpZG4tRXJu

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 1, 2025, 8:30 AM

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

[viral egret]

king slime releases 3 gems now instead of 1

cant outrun the slime also

ok bro 240 dmg in 1 hit

youre just taking the piss now

[fast garden]

never change calamity never change

[viral egret]

fabsol doesnt grasp the concept of a balanced boss

im prepared enough to kill skeletron and i cant kill king slime

i have 40 fucking defense

never change fab never change

get hit by something i dont even see completely frozen

so many projectiles that im dodging them by pure coincidence

arena externded again i surely can win this time

yeah bro wtf is this cacne rim not playing death

first boss and its made so cancerous its unbeatable

did i mention EoC can spawn eyes that spit blood at you like he does too

never change fabsol never change

and apparently now revengeance is death mode copied over

except slight speed tweaks on each and all bosses

calamity has become slop so bad tarkov looks like a good job

[cyan garnet]

I'm in sawmill rn straight strokin my shit

[viral egret]

naw bruh im going back to sloppixel atleast they put in minimal effort to their updates

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

thoughts?

[keen sparrow]

based, keep going

[soft coral]

its for my thumbnail

on price differences between traders

[keen sparrow]

oooh

i like that

i've definitely noticed that certain dudes should never be sold jewelry boxes and decks of cards, lol

[soft coral]

its low effort video

the editing is kinda ass but eh

going over every item would make the video 30+ minutes long

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

should I put anything else on the Thumbnail? @keen sparrow

or is this simple enough

there we go

added more colors for the neurodivergant kids

now we're cooking

[fast garden]

add like

add more clickbait

not enough

[soft coral]

ok but how

[compact knoll]

make the word "proper" like double the size

and do 999999999 instead of 300k

[soft coral]

XD

[fast garden]

the 3mil is fine lowkey

well

nah

make the value go off where we cant see it anymore

[soft coral]

brother

[fast garden]

can make like a little explosion on that side of the image too

could add some like

shocked strelock picture or something

just have to get a screenshot of strelok from some animation or something ez

[compact knoll]

do this

add a strelok showered in gold

you know the ending

[fast garden]

literally

[soft coral]

?

[deft sparrow]

Stalker reference

Fuck wait

This is the gamma server

Mb

[soft coral]

wrap it up lil vro

[deft sparrow]

Sorry 🥺

[fast garden]

you got rid of the dollar signs

maybe actually replace them with ruble signs yeah

[soft coral]

wait

[compact knoll]

lose the exclaimation mark

[soft coral]

little details little details

[keen sparrow]

I love how in his stream Ivan is super soft spoken, pretty chill, pleasant, and then in here an absolute menace to society.

Never change dude

[soft coral]

blame youtube

eeeeh

@keen sparrow @compact knoll @fast garden

maybe

jokes aside though I'm not putting strelok bathing in gold or naked women or blah blah blah

[compact knoll]

you should

it would add a loit

[soft coral]

time to record yapping part where I talk numbers and shiet

@keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Godspeed

[soft coral]

and yes theres production value here I made a numbers table

[keen sparrow]

everyone ping ivan

damn nvm

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

tried to use a smoke to cover our transit
smoke falls through the map

[soft coral]

bsg use interactive dots from stalker

item spawns and falls through map gg

[compact knoll]

do you have that clip of my m4 going under the map on factory

[viral egret]

gamma is pulling the hair in my nose wtf do you mean i go to 4 artifact fields and find only 2 souls

[stark torrent]

Nah shitty recording didnt work

[soft coral]

the soul curse is legit a thing

fire anomaly
soul
electrical
soul
gravi
soul
YOUR MOMS ASSHOLE
SOUL FUCKING ARTIFACT

[viral egret]

go into CNPP next to wish granter
SOUL ARTIFACT

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I mean

I didn't cook as well as I hoped but considering its stalker it will have to do

[viral egret]

@soft coral

holy find

7.62 variant

[soft coral]

goated

@viral egret @stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-white-meme-breaking-bad-cooking-jesse-we-need-to-cook-gif-25990838

ultimate guide
9 mins

[keen sparrow]

gross

[soft coral]

@short cove he dropped the prices guide

[cyan garnet]

I hate doing the guide so much

[keen sparrow]

I finally found something that'll make me put SPT down

Something fucked up prestige. you just can't.

the next and back buttons do nothing

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[keen sparrow]

yeah you and me both buddy

ugh and now they're saying that there's no point in releasing gun mods for 4.0 when 1.0 is just around the corner

but whatever the 1.0 patch for SPT is going to be is probably like 4 months out

aids, back to 3.9 i guess

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

hello

@stark torrent instead of fridge i just placed my monsters on the balcony so they keep cool
@hallow stream @fast garden

@viral egret

[hallow stream]

method

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

KILL YOURSELF

[soft coral]

ok ivan

[keen sparrow]

jfc

ask newbies chat about an old gun mod

"you did it wrong"

i take the time to test and fix it, without reinstalling

"hey guys i got it to wo-"

"you installed it wrong"

just say i don't know challenge level impossible

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Absolutely insane that GAMMA got the KS1 before SPT

[winged mica]

God damn

[fast garden]

https://fixvx.com/EPAKIM1/status/1977772285915439347?t=CIYbTIyaOtgAv6GsbxzOtA&s=19

EPAKim (@EPAKIM1)

#EscapefromTarkov

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 13, 2025, 4:23 PM

[winged mica]

https://x.com/EPAKIM1/status/1887624682092044763

EPAKim (@EPAKIM1)

BEAR #EscapefromTarkov

X · Feb 6, 2025, 10:09 PM

[golden thicket]

buried city in arc raiders has me torn
great map, gorgeous like all of the maps in game
but my dogshit ass can't keep up with the sheer amount of pvp and the fact people can rat around any angle

I like pvp
I'm not a pve demanding shitter, just regular shitter
but every loot spot becoming a cod map at certain times in the raid wears on the brain

I have zero arc powercells to my name fuck this planet

[short cove]

There was just a massive car crash on our property

I love infrastructure

[keen sparrow]

what does that have to do with your power grid or municipal water supply

[fast garden]

hes german, if its not that he is mad at it would be something else

[frosty basalt]

why is tarkov chat gooning

[keen sparrow]

We always gooning, year round

https://youtu.be/1gMkcIibCKM?si=4rmeTrJeeydbQkpI

[fast garden]

we are bored

[flat breach]

They're spending their last moments happy

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[ancient marsh]

blow your head off

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

bro said fuck this PC and went and bought another one

[ancient marsh]

400 fps in ABI

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-cat-chinese-tole-tole-cat-chinese-tole-cat-china-cat-cat-gif-18130320169200006773

CHINA #1

[brittle sinew]

Marlboro vs Chungwha

[brittle sinew]

Cevapi ❤️

[brittle sinew]

Peak product 🔥

[stark torrent]

7 IN 1 MANCATI-AS @hollow patrol @viral egret

Wash hands , teeth , the car

everything

[cyan garnet]

Escaping from tarkov was promised to me 3000 years ago

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

how i look at my gifs knowing if i misclick i get banned

[brittle sinew]

From the reserve to the shoreline 🇵🇸

[brittle sinew]

It works 💯

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @brittle sinew @cyan garnet

[brittle sinew]

[soft coral]

phone makes such high res photos whenever I copy the photo discord lags

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew @cyan garnet @stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow @short cove

[cyan garnet]

Be careful stalker area is highly irradiated

[viral egret]

@soft coral

muahahaha

[soft coral]

?

[viral egret]

same artifact

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

yessir

[soft coral]

we're expanding

[cyan garnet]

Ivan will become the bulgarian operatordrewski

[native crypt]

He will steal drewskis copper wire

God bless really

[stark torrent]

Bro shot him in the suicide vest

[stark torrent]

i use the same thing in my gas tank to keep the fuel from freezing

[soft coral]

unironically not a bad energy drink from lidl

me typing on keyboard
its a razor with Blue switches
mom and dad: woahhh wtf is this ak47 keyboard aloo @stark torrent @native crypt @cyan garnet @viral egret @brittle sinew @keen sparrow @fast garden

[viral egret]

average parents

[soft coral]

this mf is testing me

its ok though it boosts engagement

[cyan garnet]

Sitting in relaxation room rn straight strokin my shit

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/artist/4ll6WzlJX5DGQJm2J1ZRvl?si=y4Za2Oa1TYanEzG0fLS7hQ

@stark torrent does the guide look good btw?

cryon liked it I wanna hear your opinion

??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[stark torrent]

God is a weapon

NBA

hahahawtf

[stark torrent]

yeah the guide is nice that mic of yours is good

very clear voice

[soft coral]

shoutout to Trust

honestly

I'll just switch to streamlabs

much more user friendly

OBS at times feels like a fucking plane cock pit

[ancient marsh]

filtered by stream software

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

[soft coral]

?

wtf is this retard on about

reason for switching is honestly it does the same shit as OBS but is easier to use because I use streamlabs anyway for my chat alerts and goals

obs has some hella weird and niche settings that aren't used by your average person

[wintry ridge]

@ancient marsh dumbass

[ancient marsh]

wwtf

[soft coral]

frota is so random

comes in a random chat

calls someone dumbass

or "oil up"

and doesn't elaborate

@cyan garnet @viral egret honestly way easier with streamlabs

connect account
click go live and it automatically does a setup for the vertical and horizontal

[wintry ridge]

i hope some random UMG group music company copyrights ur videos for no reason

[soft coral]

they can't I have music disabled

keep dreaming retard

[ancient marsh]

league streamers play wwith music off because some company does illegal copy strikes for the draft stage music in the league launcher

[soft coral]

on twitch you can have even the kanye funny hitler song
but on youtube you get shafted for a second of a song

got a copyright on one of my lives because gamma uses some author music and youtube detected that shit instantly

[viral egret]

atleast gamma has a mod for that

to remove the copyrighted music

[soft coral]

fax

need to enable that

[viral egret]

this is the mod

under alternative js search music

[soft coral]

I'm aware mate

I just never enabled it because guess what twitch dont care

they even have overlays

nice

[viral egret]

dam

[soft coral]

oh theyre paid

shiet

[compact knoll]

@soft coral up the quality of the shorts if you can

[soft coral]

shorts come directly from the shorts stream which is 1080

youtube automatically handles the quality

I stream in 1440 mate

not much I can do there I'm afraid

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

i have to hold so much bullshit in this game man

[soft coral]

@fast garden @native crypt @cyan garnet we're on stream

[fast garden]

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

Highways and roads are also infrastructure you retard

[stark torrent]

we have none in Romania

[short cove]

Youre Romanian?

God bless

[stark torrent]

no, i was not Blessed

but i was also not born in India , God Bless

[compact knoll]

its hardcore wipe all over again

[fast garden]

yeah fucking arc raiders sucks so much ass i cant

walk out of my spawn and killed instantly by a rocketeer

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHA

[fast garden]

the amount of bullshit insta deaths i have had off spawn in this game is absurd

[compact knoll]

so much hype for it

[fast garden]

run solo walk for 20 seconds gunned down by a full squad

rekit

go night raid walk out of spawn insta aggro from rocketeer

gg

get out with loot one time and stash is full

spend all my resources and money upgrading stash

still full 24/7

[brittle sinew]

The goat 🐐

[brittle sinew]

My keyboard fr

[fast garden]

try to load into another raid just now

[brittle sinew]

Motherfucker is loud as hell

[fast garden]

game crashes

HOLY FUCK

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov doesn't want you to play, take a hint

It's trying to save you

[fast garden]

IM PLAYING ASSRAIDERS

NOT TARKOV

the only ass getting raided is mine

then the only thing i have to look forward to in a match is dogshit quests that are literally worse than tarkovs

try to boot the game back up and its frozen

i chose a free kit.

it gave me nothing

[keen sparrow]

What do the roads have to do with people's ability or lack thereof to drive

[fast garden]

says the american who was just complaining about other states roads the other day

god bless

[keen sparrow]

holy fuck, this dipshit pinged me for this

[keen sparrow]

pretty sure it was just Texas roads, but okay

did i complain about the driving abilities of people from the east and west coast? yes.

the bullet nerd could've just said, 'people are stupid and can't drive' but instead chose to throw around the word 'infrastructure' like it has anything to do with a large car crash

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/aizen-plan-coping-kid-the-kid-is-coping-gif-26280717

[stark torrent]

arc is not a solo game sadly

it doesnt look like that to me

it has the same issue as ABI

squads have full info on teammates and comms

• revives

[fast garden]

the game kinda tries to matchmake on squad size i think

[fast garden]

we are assuming german roads are not even more retarded

[keen sparrow]

I just assume all of europe is turnabouts

[fast garden]

this game has dumbass cutscenes for some quests

[keen sparrow]

oops, you were right

[fast garden]

im fairly sure they use ai voices for the npcs like they do with the finals

what the fuck is that

LMFAO

[keen sparrow]

That is Frankfurt, Germany

[fast garden]

jesus christ

[keen sparrow]

someone booted up Cities Skylines and handed a 4 year old the controller

[fast garden]

must be a nice hotel

surely

[stark torrent]

jesus

200 a day wt

[keen sparrow]

That's good for a '4-star' hotel actually, lol

[fast garden]

yeah uh that room looks like shit my shitty motel 6 i stayed in had larger beds

but yes, it technically is

[keen sparrow]

Here's one i stayed at for an amine convention in Seattle, WA

so 200 ain't bad imo

[fast garden]

my entire 4 night stay at motel 6 was like 260

[keen sparrow]

We got a good rate on our 2 nights in that Sheraton just for having pre-ordered our Convention passes

[fast garden]

ill take black mold bathroom and hallway that smells like pot anyday for that price

[keen sparrow]

you're describing an apartment that costs 1300$ a month in Portland rn

1 bed 1 bath

no washer or dryer included

Anyone know wtf this bitch is saying

[fast garden]

theres a reason that lass doesnt use those taunts anymore

oh man you are on old lass thats why

[keen sparrow]

Without them LASS just feels like a first-person arms replacer imo

[keen sparrow]

nope, 2.0

[fast garden]

they added short nails to 2.0?

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

idk why tf there was a LASS WPO

OH

probably female voices for the gun-jam bullshit

[fast garden]

yes

[keen sparrow]

I love that these gooners goobers ported in the hands from Cyberpunk

probably more verts right there than whatever map you're standing in, lmao

[fast garden]

@surreal stirrup

[keen sparrow]

How many discord profiles do they have

[stark torrent]

Cringe

[keen sparrow]

oh just 1 i'm retarded

their name is different in our DMs duh

[keen sparrow]

Hawai'ian T-shirts.

Rock-paper-scissors emotes

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

SPT 4.0 might get this soon https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/0qhtqwV4UF56qJ4awETR44-siVQRU8Q1jJhOTY6KNe4/https/i.imgur.com/aAj8pWF.png?format=webp&quality=lossless

fucking pog

imo it's a crime we never get Shturman's jacket

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-gif-3397568161154480277

[keen sparrow]

shit looks based af

[stark torrent]

dont let the Cultist catch you alone at night

[keen sparrow]

Just clone the killa farm task

100 shturman kills, bougie jacket unlocked

....and the player version has the fucking hood down.

Fucking BSG, 'oh this clips? better conflictingitems it instead of just fixing the models'

[stark torrent]

if its ever coming out it will be 40 bucks limited skin

we are already down that road

[stark torrent]

i would have done this one in 1 month lol

i breathe Woods

[keen sparrow]

I like Shturman, i think he's a cool boss.

[stark torrent]

player touches a bush i know his Name, Age and IP Adress

[fast garden]

yeah id kill for that coat

[keen sparrow]

no cringe adidas stripes, no cringe baseball cap/welder mask/boxing gloves

[surreal stirrup]

what

[fast garden]

[surreal stirrup]

i just woke up from my death nap

[surreal stirrup]

[insert emoji here]

[stark torrent]

Trackusit is nice

[surreal stirrup]

i forgot to pay for my ntiro

[fast garden]

did you guys actually add short nails to lass or is rex a retard

[keen sparrow]

ugh

[surreal stirrup]

yeah uhh

i did long ones

kili did short

[keen sparrow]

eat all the dicks

[fast garden]

i was really hoping for the second option

[keen sparrow]

we know

[fast garden]

hey you have been quite the ass to little german boy

karma will get you

[keen sparrow]

was it kili that did short nails, or merc that did the nails, and kili added all the preview photos to the fomod shit

[compact knoll]

now post THE gif

[surreal stirrup]

kili did it

merc did previews

[keen sparrow]

WHOA

[keen sparrow]

how'd i get those two mixed up

[surreal stirrup]

idfk

but hey we need the cyberpunk stuff in tarkov

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

something pinged me

[keen sparrow]

anything but that fucking protogen mod

[surreal stirrup]

true

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-amy-and-rosa-secret-handshake-handshake-bffs-gif-21715334

[keen sparrow]

alright, outta here before you catch whatever tf it is we got

[surreal stirrup]

ok

time to be autistic and play bf6

[keen sparrow]

imma go make coffee

[fast garden]

what lvl are you

[surreal stirrup]

like 22

im doing it mostly for a friend

he asked it cuz he can't get near pc

and he wants me to boost it for money

[fast garden]

theres no way bf accounts sell

[surreal stirrup]

he aint selling it

he just wants me to boost

and give me uhh
123 usd :tr:

[fast garden]

ahhh

sounds like fun lmao

the challenges. they took a part of me.

a part i will never get back

have fun though

[keen sparrow]

autistic people just make me unfathomably angry

[surreal stirrup]

yeah thanks

tbh doing it on a new rig with 2k monitor feels very weird

didnt try tarkov since i didnt get it with me

[keen sparrow]

speaking of, you asked me a month ago about ported hands and clothing to tapkob

what ever came of that

[surreal stirrup]

..nothing

i didn't touch it at all

i was working on mpx that dude asked me

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/maya-fey-skeptical-really-sweat-ace-attorney-gif-18547011

[surreal stirrup]

i aint in no fucking way will do that without someone's help

i almost died trying to understand how to port stuff from cyberpunk

[keen sparrow]

bro just write a script for Blender to rig it

[surreal stirrup]

the only person that can make it for me is kili
i did learn a bit of code but i didnt use it

i'm a lazy ahh mf

[stark torrent]

is this porn

[keen sparrow]

well if you ever wanna give it a whack, WTT just released their commonlib

[short cove]

That some retard was mentally degenerated enough to not build anything solid to prevent this

[surreal stirrup]

hooray

[keen sparrow]

never played phoenix wright ace attorney?

[surreal stirrup]

something that can slightly save me from autism

[surreal stirrup]

cool game

it also had an anime

[stark torrent]

No but i heard of it

[keen sparrow]

really good framework

[surreal stirrup]

..or was it based around it..

i forgot

still good stuff

[keen sparrow]

https://github.com/WelcomeToTarkov/WTT-CommonLib/blob/main/README.md

cha-ching

[surreal stirrup]

smart stuff :wojakpointing:

ok i really need to get nitro

this will kill me

[keen sparrow]

just lets you easily inject clothes directly into a trader

lol, his example was WAAC, nice

[surreal stirrup]

the only thing that makes me angry about tarkov is the way that stuff does normal and rest

basically normal is red

and there's gloss that i don't want to touch

even though anomaly uses the same

plus,
why all of the normals just have pure blue channel

[keen sparrow]

because assetstudio fucks them up on export

you have to fix them with gameimageutil or similar program

Tarkov, because the game is fucking old, uses PBR

[surreal stirrup]

i fix em myself

it's not that hard

[keen sparrow]

gameimageutil is set the output then drag and drop

if you found a method faster than 2 seconds please let me know

[surreal stirrup]

i just export it using assetstudio
go into photoshop and run an operation that fixes it with correct data in blue channel

easy

[keen sparrow]

same thing pretty much, alright then

[surreal stirrup]

but faster

[keen sparrow]

Speaking of i need to fix my fucking Unity

[surreal stirrup]

i can probably do something even faster using xNormal

or well the libraries

[keen sparrow]

or assetstudio could not be an asshole

[surreal stirrup]

eh

[keen sparrow]

yeah drag and drop

useless garbage if you forget what mode to set it to though

I had to use like 3 different modes when converting CoD MW22 textures

[surreal stirrup]

i love

[keen sparrow]

fuck activision

[surreal stirrup]

idk it's

very easy

ima would move it in dms tbh

since we just trash this rn

[keen sparrow]

yeah easy, but tedious when they have fuckin.. 35 materials for 1 character

fair i guess

okay guys hear me out

Airdrop crates right??

but it's a mufuckin

[soft coral]

maka in tarkov channel

[surreal stirrup]

amazing

[surreal stirrup]

do not

[keen sparrow]

but why

[keen sparrow]

you're saying 'do not' to the guy that put a pink moaning hentai Glock into Tarkov

it was too late a year and a half ago

[surreal stirrup]

but what about the sounds for character

[keen sparrow]

WAAC uses AI generated female voices

I didn't make that though

[surreal stirrup]

mid!

[fast garden]

thats fucking brilliant

so theres like a rougelike mod yeah?

[keen sparrow]

sorry we didn't pay a woman like 300 dollars for voicelines

[surreal stirrup]

i know

but what if you take voicelines from cyberpunk

lol

[keen sparrow]

how much did LASS voicelines cost only for half of them to be ripped out

[keen sparrow]

Female V sounds like ass, fight me

[surreal stirrup]

idk

shit ton

[surreal stirrup]

use russian one

[fast garden]

theres no saving you

[keen sparrow]

I end up installing the mod that uses her Japanese VA, everytime

[surreal stirrup]

i wonder where is it

[fast garden]

wasnt uh

that one guy trying to do jap va for lass

[surreal stirrup]

yes yes

[fast garden]

why shouldnt he just do that

[fast garden]

jap va v

[surreal stirrup]

he ended up doing animated ones

[surreal stirrup]

oh hell yea

[surreal stirrup]

we did plan on doing so

[soft coral]

2 more to 150

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

@soft coral managed to catch the tail end of the stream with you scrapping with fractures, good stuff

[soft coral]

ty men

today wasn't that interesting just me going around questiing for money because 308 is expensive

but there were some interesting moments I'll upload as shorts

[keen sparrow]

holy

we don't hate BSG enough

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1147767905082159144/1434545588103286826/20230716-1513-53.2399716-3.mp4?ex=6908b830&is=690766b0&hm=2cc128c11492660b141cfd1848195ca166caa6f02b7c0bbda3550a3a22b89c46&

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

version 3.5

[compact knoll]

youre not even supposed to map dev

fuck em spters

[keen sparrow]

I wish i had that footage of SamSWAT's port of lab x-18

dude had a working elevator in Tarkov

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

sam swat

[keen sparrow]

yeah pretty sure that guy's dead

Rumour is the last anyone heard of him was a picture from inside a pillbox

[native crypt]

dude made so many bangers

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????????????

[native crypt]

i really liked his edits to the vanilla sights

[keen sparrow]

The anime rear sights??

They have permanent residence on my SSD

bro, imagine City 17 in Tarkov

[native crypt]

those were funny but im talking about his edits to most of the dot sights

[keen sparrow]

oooooh

[native crypt]

they were so clean

and to my knowledge nobody ported them to 3.11 or 4

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2138/samswat-optics-port ??

[native crypt]

nah those are new ones

[keen sparrow]

oh sight rework?

https://i.imgur.com/qXN0jjR.gif

[native crypt]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

i've tried pulling some of his old shit into 3.11

the bundles aren't the problem

his code framework is just aids sometimes

yeah, lol

I wonder why noone ported it, hmmm

[surreal stirrup]

i wonder

[fast garden]

mandatory mod

sight deshitifier

[keen sparrow]

if you're feeling brave you could chuck all of these into your streaming_assets folder, let windows overwrite the originals and hope for the best lel

Like boofing your friend's homemade moonshine

[native crypt]

also this mod getting a update for 4 would be cinema to me https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/305/eft-scope-and-red-dot-sight-overhaul-by-geff-hannigan#description

although i got zero hope outside of just comming it

[keen sparrow]

lol, bro added the RMR to the top of the Elcan

[native crypt]

yeah it was awesome

[keen sparrow]

the one change that BSG is fucking terrified to make for some reason

[native crypt]

made the acog even better

[native crypt]

because they would have to fix the trijcon dot floating so damn much

[soft coral]

WHAAA

[keen sparrow]

having a dot on the Elcan also forces you to cycle past the irons on the Elcan

it's super fucking annoying in a firefight

[native crypt]

think he fixed it in his mod

dont remember because its been 10000 years

[keen sparrow]

i'll give it a try but no promises

can guarantee that all the receivers are going to be chowdered

the addition of the BAD lever fucked everyone's ar15 weapon containers

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

the price of slightly faster reloads

[fast garden]

are they actually any faster

[native crypt]

from empty yes

because the anim with the bad is slightly faster

[fast garden]

reloads from empty are usually an indication of being in a bad situation

m4 already has an absurdly fast reload

too fast

more reload speed sir

[native crypt]

nah its badass to use 10 rounders

[fast garden]

bsg add speedpull mags and switches for the pistols

30 round mag automatic five seven

[fast garden]

pov tried to use hk416

[keen sparrow]

bruh

[native crypt]

my buddy keeps asking for five seven thirties

[fast garden]

they showed them off so

[keen sparrow]

so the fastest way to see if this worked is probably to check if the Elcan reticle is different, no?

[native crypt]

yeah even when the reupload of the mod was up to date it was kind of a pain to get it work

or acog

[keen sparrow]

I had to change it from AkiVersion to sptversion

i forgot that the akiversion string was even a thing

[native crypt]

10000 years

[keen sparrow]

now to wait that long just for my shit to load

[native crypt]

kino

[keen sparrow]

OH YEAH

I still have to try that out

[native crypt]

this is what bsg denies us

acog chevron that doesn't blow ass

[keen sparrow]

But is it actually zeroed to greentip or whatever tf?

[native crypt]

almost certainly not this is tarkov we are talking about

[keen sparrow]

That is one thing that drives me up the wall