💣tarkov-released

[torpid sparrow]

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[stark torrent]

!iedy

[safe summit]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1246239877402722344/streeemin_1080p_30fps_H264-128kbit_AAC.mp4 @stark torrent

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[fast garden]

ah

i see

!iedy4

dammnit

whats the goon alarm

[stark torrent]

there is no 4th yet

[fast garden]

the iedy alarm

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

What fucks me up the most is that she was probably the darkest black girl I ever tried dating

[keen sparrow]

OUT OF LEFT FIELD

LMAOOOO

[soft coral]

@fast garden here's the OG audio I gave soundtrack to make the clip

[hollow patrol]

hi tarktards

heads or tails

[fast garden]

instant download

[native crypt]

Tail

[fast garden]

tails

[stark torrent]

snakes everywhere

[hollow patrol]

ok tails i play darkwood

[stark torrent]

motherfuckers

[granite coral]

Heads

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-off-airpods-richoffairpods-stack-band-bandforband-gif-4351078540525453133

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bonne-nuit-bisous-gif-23798629

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kanye-west-vultures-freakye-freak-freaky-gif-12289898487040468175

[keen sparrow]

Awwww i was too sl

[keen sparrow]

What on gods green earth

[stark torrent]

p!eww

[torpid sparrow]

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[stark torrent]

p!wormy

!wormy

[native crypt]

He's his top guy

[safe summit]

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789624196615372815/1243674002824630332/wormy.mp4

[stark torrent]

p!ehehehe

p!ehehe

[torpid sparrow]

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[ancient marsh]

what are we doing man

[safe summit]

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[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[stark torrent]

this is !xal

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/269582203929755658/1433906361103548416/RDT_20241006_223601.mov?ex=690664dd&is=6905135d&hm=4475e59ab6c8516e3f3fb03e25c053dd41b292c422dcdf430c124d9fd36ba2c3&

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

[keen sparrow]

God i wish she would

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/mayonnaise-drink-food-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-gif-27660619

[hollow patrol]

hello tarktards
as a direct result of the previous coin flip imma need yall to pick a little something

[fast garden]

nioghtmare

[keen sparrow]

Insane

[hollow patrol]

which one

[keen sparrow]

Go bigdick or go home

Insane

[granite coral]

Tails

[hollow patrol]

we're doing insane

[fast garden]

based

[soft coral]

mom when you didn't take the chicken out the freezer

[hollow patrol]

nevermind im not ready to hardcore this game

we're doing nightmare

[hollow patrol]

ive never played outlast 1 before dude i cant just 1st try it

[fast garden]

what is this ff14 slop

i know that games dogshit visual style anywhere

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

sir

[keen sparrow]

WHOA

[compact knoll]

i saw that

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[soft coral]

what?

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[keen sparrow]

MISSED INPUT YOU CALM DOWN

[soft coral]

WOAH WOAH

[stark torrent]

what the fuck happened

[soft coral]

MOOOTS

[fast garden]

iedy goon alarm

[stark torrent]

JARVIS, GO TO #🔍logs-delete

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

it wasnt really that bad

[fast garden]

just fucking goofy

[keen sparrow]

It was a catgirl spamming the ‘shake head no’ emote while clipping into someone’s bosom

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-441666516964176409

[fast garden]

dont even want to know what kind of freak ass shit rex has in stickers and gifs

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

i know what you are

[keen sparrow]

My stickers are fine

My gifs are…

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[soft coral]

I have a guy in pitch blank sitting on a phosphorous dildo

[fast garden]

oh thats a guy

[soft coral]

now wait a minute

[native crypt]

That's ok if I misclick on my gifs it's a hate crime in multiple countries

[fast garden]

i know the gif

[soft coral]

ofc he goes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-james-doakes-dexter-resurrection-grin-paramount-plus-gif-9823698108831650422

careful

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1271955222385659944/1317224653432815738/convert.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tywin-lannister-game-of-thrones-gif-21408443

[keen sparrow]

https://gyazo.com/11d48603a79f4dcda95fd8eadecc7bbf.gif

[native crypt]

I got the version of that gif with a speech bubble on it

[fast garden]

isnt that one like sped up too

[stark torrent]

[native crypt]

Yes

[stark torrent]

what the fuck

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-flip-table-flipping-on-table-ishowspeed-flip-on-table-gif-18163381394730926503

[fast garden]

i wish i could remember things that mattered

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1151598137773920317/1270598747398606960/attachment-1-1.gif?=&width=640&height=645

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1167486108842598471/speed.gif?ex=654e4d2b&is=653bd82b&hm=fec7d926477f778931e66b9126eda6b63f759c2b41fd3c161dfc039ecb6fc628&

OMG

THROWBACK THURSDAY

[keen sparrow]

Oh maya rudolph

[stark torrent]

yoooooooooo

[keen sparrow]

She can fart on my eyelids

[soft coral]

I cant stop laughing

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13939729783032931857

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-team-fortress-heavy-heavy-tf2-gif-24947362

[soft coral]

yeah nah we have to put you down

I thought me and iedy were weird

boy was I wrong

[fast garden]

https://fixupx.com/shitpost_2077/status/1983292707251294355

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[soft coral]

[fast garden]

man

bf6 battlepass too grindy

arena battle pass too grindy

bl4 has no endgame

another rt playthrough will be 100+hrs

tarkov is dead for another 2 weeks

hades 2 kinda blows

rip hd2

dying light the beast was pretty good tbh

[soft coral]

🗣️

[short cove]

For background check

[fast garden]

arc raiders is solid but i dont want to overdo it

[short cove]

Are there any static spawns for the key?

[fast garden]

yes

[native crypt]

Tarkov wiki dot com

[fast garden]

dorms 3 story building on the second story on the entrance of the building facing fortress

some knocked over bullshit in front of a room, several jackets inside that room you must climb onto the rubble and crouch to get in

but yeah

just wiki

[soft coral]

unpopular opinion
x-16 is better than x-19

[native crypt]

That's Kamala Harris

[stark torrent]

nobody cares stfu

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

im jk jk

[soft coral]

no harm done

[stark torrent]

zesty ass emoji

[fast garden]

dude

its from this shitty ass mobile game

that i used to play

that got rebooted

[stark torrent]

i drank half a coffee , 250ml of protein shake and a monster

i think im gonna go piss acid

[fast garden]

you will be missed

[stark torrent]

thee how car

[fast garden]

oh

yeah my 4 and a half hour drive both ways went great

was in kentucky for like 5 days was great

[stark torrent]

god bless

[fast garden]

car was finally sanctified enough to function

[stark torrent]

been to bucharest as well , horrible to drive there holy shit i found myself in the middle of a crossroads between a tram , a bus and 15 angry cockscukers going to work

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-no-maya-rudolph-snl-kamala-harris-gif-16229154

[stark torrent]

i just put my music slightly higher to stop hearing the horns

[fast garden]

lmao

i was so exhausted in the final stretch i was singing very loudly along to red hot chili peppers to stay awake

[stark torrent]

i mvoed around with uber from hospital to hotel etc

it was cheap af

oh yeah that dizzines when u are tired

while on the road

dangerous shit

[fast garden]

i had to lock tf in

nashville traffic is suicide watch

some dudes tire blew out or something and he crashed into the shoulder like 2 cars in front of me

managed to not cause a pile up somehow

[stark torrent]

bruh u guys have 3 way highways on each side and still crash how tf

holy murica

[native crypt]

My only question is before or after they drew her as a hyena

[fast garden]

well i mean

his tire blew out or something so

the road it was on is actually 5 lanes

and we were still stuck moving at like 3 mph for 20 minutes

[stark torrent]

sir we have 5 total highways in whole Romania

[native crypt]

Barret parkway in Georgia is also fucking awful

[fast garden]

its weird because roads everywhere are different

literally every state

[native crypt]

Yes

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/kisses-kiss-mwah-muah-heart-gif-16741109532233188083

[stark torrent]

i love the US and i love Donald Trump

[keen sparrow]

Maya rudolph’s so hot

[fast garden]

tn roads are like, not horrible curves and reasonable speed limits

[native crypt]

Alabama has the worst roads I've ever driven on

[keen sparrow]

She could blow up my 4skin like a balloon.

[fast garden]

kentucky roads are 35mph school zones.

fuck them kids

[native crypt]

Looks like Drake in drag

[fast garden]

thats actually funny as fuck

[fast garden]

georgetown is fucking rainbow road

[native crypt]

Horrid

[fast garden]

so apparently that fucking town has like 2x the amount of cops as they "need"

[native crypt]

Atlanta traffic is also dogshit

[fast garden]

got onto the main road where the speed limit is 55 and i shit you not EVERYONE goes 80

[fast garden]

a friend lives there and has said that too lmao

[native crypt]

It's so bad that Atlanta traffic radiates for miles out of it

[keen sparrow]

Pretty much both coasts have ass traffic

There’s the tl;dr

Oh and texas

Fuck texas roads

[fast garden]

texas traffic is

something.

something else entirely.

[keen sparrow]

Texas is where i learned how to drive

[native crypt]

Chattanooga traffic can also get bad

[fast garden]

no wonder you are so strange

[keen sparrow]

Dallas/Fort Worth

[fast garden]

is there more than one chatt or are you speaking from experience in TN

[fast garden]

YEEEAAAH BAYBE

[native crypt]

Tn

[fast garden]

LOVE MY DALLAS TRAFFIC

yeah chatt traffic is a coin toss

[stark torrent]

texas is ford f150

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Where i live now though? 5 cars on the road is busy

[soft coral]

I had forgotten to add the second layer on the original OGG that I gave to soundtrack

this one has all 3

[stark torrent]

3 hours ago

[native crypt]

I can't say what my family calls Chattanooga big trouble

[fast garden]

i cant tell but are those georgia plates

[native crypt]

Georgia drivers blow ass

[keen sparrow]

I’m somewhere in this circle

It’s grand.

[fast garden]

the two i saw on my trip were assholes

[native crypt]

It got even worse when they imported a shitload of Indians

[fast garden]

bro genuinely lives in the middle of fuckall on the corner of nothing

[keen sparrow]

YES

[fast garden]

i cannot imagine how much worse texas is nowadays

[keen sparrow]

And i still have fibre internet

Lmaooo

[stark torrent]

Montana is nice

[native crypt]

I forget Wyoming exists

[keen sparrow]

AAAAAAA

[fast garden]

i knew a guy from washington state

[keen sparrow]

Gross.

Did he kill himself?

[fast garden]

wouldnt be suprised

[keen sparrow]

You said knew which is past tense

I lived in ‘portland oregon for 17 years so we had washington drivers from the ‘couv all the time

Good god fuck seattle

Fuck tacoma

FUCK SPOKANE

[native crypt]

Truth nuke

Seattle is probably one of the worst major cities I've been in including central America

[stark torrent]

I love how you guys hate every other state , you remind me of East Europe @soft coral

[fast garden]

i knew a guy in uh

north virginia

had a road by his house that people regularly crashed and died on

like every couple months on avg

[keen sparrow]

Hold up hold up, lemme think of a state i like, that i’ve never been to

That isn;t hawai’i

[stark torrent]

You are from Bulgaira? Hello broo come take a seat, you must be tired.

You are from another county in the same country? Get this out of here , go back to your trash inbred county

[native crypt]

I mean yeah you got 48 different groups of people who hate each other

[keen sparrow]

Montana

I envy every resident of Montana

And i’ve never been there

[native crypt]

We bomb Oregon

[keen sparrow]

Fuck oregon

[fast garden]

we bomb oregon

[keen sparrow]

Let idaho have the eastern half, they cool

[fast garden]

hank hill

[keen sparrow]

But yeah everything west of I-5 can just chunk off into the ocean

Let juan de fuca plate fuckin

Turn portland into roaring springs waterpark

[native crypt]

True

[keen sparrow]

Den of iniquity

[stark torrent]

Denver

[fast garden]

iowa is literally just like

a massive farming plot

[fast garden]

its like one big clash of clans elixir collector

except instead of elixir its corn

[keen sparrow]

‘Why’d rex leave flee portland’

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1432085192612380813/aa8icw.gif

[native crypt]

Portland is where God shitposts

[keen sparrow]

Anyways, enough of my portland schizo-posting

[soft coral]

similar to the main menu ingamma

[fast garden]

man i forgot that portland was just on fire for several months

[soft coral]

this script just tells the game look for this file and play looped if switch 1 is active and so on

[fast garden]

literally and figuratively

[keen sparrow]

Let me find you that ups truck photo from the capital of oregon

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

also theres a ON timer for some reason for 500 seconds

[fast garden]

you ever hear about that bomb that blew up in nashville like a year ago or something

some dude in a van i think

[keen sparrow]

Across from an at&t building?

[fast garden]

detonated a massive van bomb that destroyed a bunch of buildings

that sounds right

[keen sparrow]

Real picture btw

[fast garden]

why are you in hell

thats insane

[keen sparrow]

In 2017 it was raining ash

Silent hill remake

[fast garden]

oh man this bomb was december 2020

holy shit

i dont like how fast time goes by

[keen sparrow]

Lol

[native crypt]

Get cover the emission is here

[keen sparrow]

TRUE

never thought of that

[keen sparrow]

That is a fun rabbit-hole right now

[keen sparrow]

So you know how people collectively agree times goes by faster the older you get?

[fast garden]

this bomb genuinely shut down so many businesses

yeah

[keen sparrow]

There’s a group of schizos online that um.. thats not enough for them

They’re convinced that CERN is being used to make time speed up somehow lmao

[fast garden]

god bless

i love people on the internet

[native crypt]

They got the beach that makes you old

[keen sparrow]

YOOOO they got the nordic alien-bro

[fast garden]

i love this shit man

i live for this

[keen sparrow]

Waitwait wait

Forreal

This is a thing, lol

Tell them

[fast garden]

ive only seen him like 3 times i dont know the schitzo lore behind him

[native crypt]

Tell them that the ice wall can counter time speeding up

[keen sparrow]

My favourite crackpot theory of all time

Isn’t even the most wild one

[keen sparrow]

Y’all ever heard of amillenialism?

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mb7UCI_tZ_0

dude please watch this

[keen sparrow]

Jfc lmao

How to remove all your fillings in 2 seconds

[native crypt]

JFC man

[fast garden]

oh my

[pallid bolt]

Oops wrong channel

Thought this was b fart

[native crypt]

Goon flashbang

[keen sparrow]

Hunting laws in Ohio being weird gave us Annie Oakley

[native crypt]

I bet she was a wild one

[short cove]

I am legit stuck in a shower room in dorms

This is the biggest shit ever

3rd floor behind the trash bsgs

I cant crawl

I cant crouch deep enough

[native crypt]

Trolled

[fast garden]

reshala is gonna touch you now kiddo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHN-ceEbonI

[short cove]

Dude how do I get out

[native crypt]

Reshala is gonna do his silence of the lambs bit

Naked towel dancing scene and everything

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/soap-drop-shower-soap-dropped-gross-gif-14549762

[native crypt]

It's over for you youngin

[keen sparrow]

We don’t waste no muhfuckin soap round here

Look at dis body, all clean and glistenin an shit

[short cove]

Unironically worse then the landmine room on gz

[native crypt]

Now you get to wait for partizan to spawn to kill you

He's gonna make you do the rump shaker

[fast garden]

what the hell is this shit

it doesnt clip through the thumb

why are we here

[pseudo storm]

An "improvement" on their part ig

[stark torrent]

Yep , this is a secret 1% animation that can happen when u equip the deagle, obviously a reference to cs 1.6

[pseudo storm]

Actually it always happens if you have 1 in the chamber and 1 in the mag

[stark torrent]

why

[pseudo storm]

idk

BSG moment

[fast garden]

wait that isnt spt

[pseudo storm]

nope

vanilla

[native crypt]

Looks like the golden tt draw anim

[short cove]

For labs

The black key card

Is it worth smth?

[native crypt]

Yeah stims and ledx

O scopes

[short cove]

I got one from the scav case after tossing them a moonshine

(Crazy profit, its 3m on flea rn)

[stark torrent]

@fast garden damn the BF 6 honeymoon phase is over it seems

fuck are they doing

[fast garden]

the battlepass progression rate put me over the edge

takes fucking ages

the BR sucks

[stark torrent]

they released that new map with oil rigs that is worse than all the maps we already have lul

[fast garden]

but im also just not gonna play a BR

i actually liked the map mostly

[stark torrent]

yeah they said they will change the tasks

but still what a great idea to make ppl have to play BR to level up lmao

fucking end yourselves

[short cove]

holy arcraiders promo

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/f6P87CvjCDo

[short cove]

god i hate tarkov

knight just pushed me again

no warnin g

dident knew where he came from

then behind me he fucking dropped down and took me

his name is probably randy

[soft coral]

ok ivan

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818488990889017354/1127786898279104593/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[fast garden]

ok schleppa

[soft coral]

truth

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818488990889017354/1127786898279104593/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[short cove]

reading mission text is actually beyond crazy from time to time

sometimes its just prapor saying "yeah i need wine"

[fast garden]

like skier calling that one guy a retard

but cant say retard in eft sub or discord or you get banned

how retarded is that

[short cove]

then its mechanic basically saying that a guy with a SS in his face is asking for a 870

[fast garden]

dude

[short cove]

like i dont think harrypotter just pulled up

[fast garden]

i TYPED GUNSMITH 5 SO FUCKING FAST

INTO MY SEARCH

I NEVER NOTICED THAT

[short cove]

well- it infact is mechanic selling weapons to neo nazis

the more you know

[fast garden]

wonder if its a reference to some movie or something

a lot of things in these quests i think are probably references

[short cove]

dude

i dont think harry potter pulled up to tarkov

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Btr driver calls you a moron if u mark the wrong wheels

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-right-now-are-you-serious-gif-27236996

[short cove]

god i hate tarkov so much

Doing quests is actually kinda enjoyable when you dont get randomly sniped

Also like now I gotta kill 40 zombies on shoreline and 55 on lighthouse

However i today legit dident saw even one zombie

Someone that still plays the game tell me where they are

@cyan garnet arent you still grinding kappa?

[cyan garnet]

Yes because i started halfway through the wipe

[short cove]

How to find zombies 🙏

Like i hear them yes

[cyan garnet]

They just spawn on you dont they

[short cove]

I dident saw any the last like 10 raids

Not one

[cyan garnet]

Mental illness

[short cove]

Dident even see one

[cyan garnet]

Are you playing with a zombie mod for spt

[short cove]

I am playing regular spt in that regard

Its just the general event that appears to spawn them

I've seen like 3-4 but not more in total over the last 2 days

[cyan garnet]

I hope theres no zombies in live

I can kiss kappa goodbye

[keen sparrow]

they're broken

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1398736572660318270/1432953835336499210/image.png?ex=69063981&is=6904e801&hm=3fedbefe2353044aac02f63ce6f860335c415172c2d1a4bb21792c857a3ed005&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=610

you literally have to cheat them into the map with dev tools

the only ones that hurt are the pistol boys

[fast garden]

you realize they arent in live

they were an event

and in spt

spawns are fucking weird

so they arent gonna be the same

and you will have to figure that out

or use the quest skipper tool

or just fucking turn them off

[short cove]

God I fucking hate tarkov

[fast garden]

you are complaining about the most complex event they ever ran

thats also like a year old

that prob wont work properly in the modern game build

at what point can we just blame the user

[cyan garnet]

bros playing spt and complaining

just mod it so it's good

[fast garden]

thats the best part

HES ON 4.0

HE CANT

BAHAHAHAHAA

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[fast garden]

literally zero reason to play that shit

or spt rn in general

(or spt ever but thats just me)

[short cove]

No wipes

[fast garden]

anyone who says wipes are the reason they dont play tarkov would never reach the point where it would matter anyway

calling it

ur gonna put maybe 20 more hours into spt on the high end

and then either get rid of it

or by some magic some half decent mods come to the game by that point

so you play for another 20 before getting rid of it again

in any case

spt is so far behind

and 1.0 is right around the corner

im damn near willing to bet that when or shortly after 1.0 comes out nikita decides to blow up spt

[cyan garnet]

so true

[fast garden]

wipes are the thing that is, maybe accidentally, integral to long term enjoyment of tarkov

[cyan garnet]

i agree

without wipes it would suck and it would only be unemployment final bosses

[keen sparrow]

k, while y'all dogpile on the retard

[fast garden]

mfw try to play tarkov but the lvl 79 caves my head in with an lmg

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/patrickbateman-pointing-at-dance-gif-12362561

[keen sparrow]

imma shoot this over Kaban's place

and spawn 50 zombies

[fast garden]

ok that sounds kinda funny

[keen sparrow]

I wonder how him and his buddies will do

[cyan garnet]

Not kabussy

do it somewhere else

Im im tarbank rn straight strokin my shit

[keen sparrow]

no other bosses have henchman with emplacements, lol

[fast garden]

iirc zombies fucking obliterate the average bosses

even kaban

[keen sparrow]

sriracha would probably still shoot me the whole time anyways

[keen sparrow]

I bet sex with Christian Bale sucks

[fast garden]

yeah

[keen sparrow]

bro probably just does batman voice

AYO?

First streets raid i pull? there's aKaban spawn?

[fast garden]

bro is saying that like he doesnt decide the spawn rates

[keen sparrow]

k, this shit lasts all raid right? unless i fuck up and graze theb oss?

[fast garden]

uh

idk ab all raid

but like

20 min or something iirc

and only in a certain raidus around it

[keen sparrow]

it's working. Game's already chugging.

I want my money back

underwhelming as fuck

[fast garden]

figures

green flare prob cooks their ai with the zombies

[keen sparrow]

Even with mods

this game is as disappointing as fucking a black woman with your tiny asian dick.

just feels. lame.

Me rn as i go boot up Gothic 2 to rinse out my mouth of Tarkov.

WAIT it's spooky weekend i can play GAMMA

ayooo let's gooo

Man, you know BSG is cooked when SPT's patch notes are "We spelled something correctly and it broke shit, so to make it work we used the typo that BSG did"

btw multiple guns have their parts in the backend spelled "reciever" and "receiver" interchangably

you can't even make this shit up

You HAVE TO misspell receiver to make guns work properly

[fast garden]

im not playing arena

[wintry ridge]

@short cove hi

duckov

[cyan garnet]

Diabolical

Did you grind it or pay

I unlocked the ear buds and ref isnt even fucking selling them

And hes max level in main game

Fucking dogshit game

[fast garden]

"did i grind it"

fuck arena bro

swiped

[fast garden]

yeah i think they like removed them from eft shortly after the pass came out while they rebalance them or something

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

dunno then

lvl 3

weird bug i guess

[cyan garnet]

Idk its just not there for me

[fast garden]

death shadow for 9 gp on lvl 1

gg

i got on and a bunch of shit was in sorting table?

dude

i fucking

go to shooting range

get soft locked

cant interact with anything and cant use esc key or anything

ok so you can interact with stash inside hideout to then close game

brilliant

[cyan garnet]

Release ready

[fast garden]

wanted to play with the outfits i spent money on

instead got that situation

decided

oh ill just run a pve raid or two

new outfits arent in pve

🥀

i hate this place man

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nail-file-cathy-evans-married-at-first-sight-bored-fed-up-gif-16639920

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden hop on arc

[stark torrent]

Aww mate ggs

Sadly the cool pants are like at the end of the bp

Also how about we get mpre uniforms nikita can we stop with the zesty t shirts

And weird jackets and shit

Also atp they should have added separate gloves slot

DogshetDedGame

[keen sparrow]

with the way they have tops (shits/jackets) and the first person arms set up

glvoes would actually be a massive amount of work

inb4 Lazy bsg is lazy

umm more work means more opportunity for them to royally fuck shit up and break things.

i am scared to see what they would do if the yadded seperate gloves, ngl

agreed though, the T-shirts are fucking stupid

if i wanted to dress like a newly-divorced dad, i'd do so IRL

[cyan garnet]

But nikitas paypiggies need their hawaiian shirts

[wintry ridge]

nah

boots/shin slot

noise reduction from walking on stuff, maybe less stamina drain while running since ur not sprinting 400m in broken in converse

let us wear the steamer item shoes for extra style

[stark torrent]

They are vause they could have sold cool gloves for 50 bucks and ppl would buy

[keen sparrow]

welp

[keen sparrow]

and destroy leg meta

[stark torrent]

Like some t shirts looked ok but they dont blend in the enviroment at all

Like the blue and yellow hawaiian shirt pls

[runic ruin]

))))

[stark torrent]

Yeah ready for release

BTR driver is a gypsy

Strips for parts

Now really, idk how tf they broke this like that lmao its the first time i see it happen , it must have bugged from last patch

[runic ruin]

2 weeks release

[cyan garnet]

noooo

[cyan garnet]

9 years beta

[runic ruin]

15.11.2025 release?

more bugs

XDD

[stark torrent]

Surely the servers will not die

[pseudo storm]

At $50,000 a month you'd hope not

[glacial haven]

Was that an insurance return from the raid?

I remember using that exploit to remove all weapon parts

I always laughed my ass off when I imagined their reaction

[stark torrent]

From.the BTR yeah

[glacial haven]

Ah, well then it's boring

There was an exploit that allowed you to strip weapons in raid

And I tested it with a mate, he really just got back the base internals

[stark torrent]

It seems to have bugged from last patch or whatever and bro brings out half.guns

You can buy the gun parts but you cant buy the inserts from the armor so ggs

[glacial haven]

Everything else was just gone

[stark torrent]

Yeah streamer LVNDMARK got streamsniped a few wipes ago by a guy that had a gun with only the barrel in front, the whole tube, grip and handguard were missing

I also saw a guy get his scope stolen mid raid by a cheater

Back 3 or so years ago

[glacial haven]

The game is such a mess but that makes it funny when you find an exploit

[stark torrent]

It got fixed but i laughed so hard the guy was so confused

He was looking through the scope then only the reticle remained while the housing just gone

[glacial haven]

With Tarkov, it's not a matter of if those exploits return, it's a matter of when

They somehow manage to fix something and 3 patches later, it's back

[stark torrent]

Ouuskha

Power

[soft coral]

POWAAAAAAA

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

ahh yes , bulgaria

I know this neighbourhood

[keen sparrow]

Could be worse

Could be

Croatia

[soft coral]

nice photoshop skills retard

@stark torrent wtf is kaufland even about

also kaufland sell tvs

small tvs but still

smart with android tv xd

[short cove]

@keen sparrow do i have to unpack the 4.0.2 file or smth? like i dropped it in the folders root like you told me.

[soft coral]

bought 2 strawberry donuts from lidl @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

i hate you

[stark torrent]

What did bro do

[keen sparrow]

This is like fucking up unlocking your front door with the key to your front door

[stark torrent]

I love those things

[soft coral]

with the filling inside

DAMN

[short cove]

Downloading tarkov was a mistake

[keen sparrow]

It is literally this easy

how do you fuck that up

[soft coral]

WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[soft coral]

HOLD THE PHONE

[short cove]

I realise I am so retarded I forgot to unpack it in 7 zip

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/annoyed-i-ain't-reading-all-that-cringe-face-gif-4476838750115641192

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-gif-15621651280587926124

[short cove]

I think its the best I dident gone down the route of anything digital

[keen sparrow]

yeah, i'm on banned.video

Maybe Ivan's never heard of alex jones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDKUKqeLIVU

[soft coral]

I have

[short cove]

Issnt that the one mf that guy info wars?

Damn

[keen sparrow]

you just dropped the .rar into the tarkov folder

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

like this

didn't you

[short cove]

Yes.

[stark torrent]

What the

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/shiideraii-gif-3312903941915865885

[keen sparrow]

so believe it or not

[glacial haven]

nah, he's just baiting

[keen sparrow]

still not the dumbest thing i 've seen an SPT user do

there was a guy right? lemme cook for a sec

[short cove]

kind of like

[keen sparrow]

he somehow installed Tarkov here

right?

so.

stfu

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

he installed loose files to C

and then went to install SPT

comes into SPT discord asking "GUYS WHY IS SPT 800 GBS"

v

just let that sink in

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1434126096143749184/20251101_122420.jpg?ex=69073182&is=6905e002&hm=1c07709d171cf3759a887da04885c51d0066ec0eae862fcfdc03ce239f1aff0c&=&format=webp&width=2083&height=1173

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[short cove]

youre talking to a console gamer for like 8 years going to play on pc and after like 4 years of that slowly trying manual install games and complete overhaul mods

[keen sparrow]

atleast you didn't RAID your entire C drive with the SPT installer

[glacial haven]

You know, it can always get worse, that much I have learned as well

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

But like, just putting a .rar archive in the folder and hoping it works is definitely up there

[short cove]

Imma be fr, gamma was the first game that i got that wasent from a online vendor like steam or a playstore

[keen sparrow]

it'd be neat if it worked like that, but it doesn't

[short cove]

Thats like tossing a infant Into -6°C water and expecting them to make it

Like i was stuck in the gamma install for like 4 days

[keen sparrow]

WHOA

[soft coral]

mine had extra parts

that dont go anywhere XD

[glacial haven]

Damn, I am sorry to the helper that went through the installation process with you

[flat breach]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-leaving-gif-24551619

[short cove]

Because every retard in the server hit me with the:

[keen sparrow]

yeah sounds about right

[soft coral]

idk why but that shit made me giggle so much

[keen sparrow]

You are unironically going to get more help from ChatGPT for GAMMA installation than here

that is assuming you didn't read the goddamn installation instructions

[short cove]

I did

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

Just ask the helpers, they are ready to help you, no matter how retarded you are

[short cove]

But then there was at some point the realisation that as example i looked at the game

Started it

It worked

I made a char

Then shot my pistol

Reloaded

[keen sparrow]

My first interatction with a helper was one in here asking if Misery was Tarkov.

[short cove]

And thr fucking game crashed because I dident had mags redux

[glacial haven]

But the prerequisite is always, don't do retarded shit first and hope they can somehow fix it

[short cove]

Thats the thing, if you arent installing such games all the time you dont know how fucking retarded your shit is

[flat breach]

Jump his ass for trying to get Mags before ensuring the game works

[glacial haven]

Another prerequisite is, don't be these people

[keen sparrow]

or call people in tarkov channel slurs like i did

[glacial haven]

that's just limited to certain roles

i insult people in any channel if it's deserved

[keen sparrow]

in my paper thin defense, i was drunk at the time. like 2 years ago

1 year ago? idk

[glacial haven]

or scratch that, they don't need to deserve it to be insulted

[keen sparrow]

true actually

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920016996752564286/1434128038747967488/20251101_123229.jpg?ex=69073351&is=6905e1d1&hm=6e8ee9acc6b46e4c885edb717b3ec8d1f0e3e085af528286392c217ab2f78d6a&=&format=webp&width=733&height=1301

[keen sparrow]

mags is like an IQ test

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

[glacial haven]

thought he is raising his right arm for a sec

[keen sparrow]

installation was checking to see if you can turn the doorknob

[soft coral]

WOAH WOAH AY AY

[flat breach]

https://tenor.com/view/f-bi-raid-swat-gif-11500735

[soft coral]

this font gives me a headache

[glacial haven]

The font selection fucking sucks

[compact knoll]

Blood has come to visit us

https://tenor.com/view/генри-приветствует-gif-6865666288905759439

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[short cove]

Whad they do

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif?ex=69070aed&is=6905b96d&hm=d862cfe9a55c2d9f4b0f3c133600e8dda9d5fb4b39b59564317964df5b8f5672&

[glacial haven]

post scam ads

[soft coral]

HELLO I NOTICED YOU DO CONTENT I CONNECTWITH SMALL STREAMERS DO YOU WANT CUSTOM EMOJIS AND TEMPLATES?!

[short cove]

Look at this sleepy boy

Adorable

[soft coral]

Nice pussy sir

[short cove]

Consider selfharm

[glacial haven]

[native crypt]

i like using the modding of games as a reading comprehension test

[soft coral]

15 steps ahead of you I already have 3k hours in tarbob

[soft coral]

2 such creatures have dmed me being part of this server and iedy had to ban them

dont act surprised mr green name

[native crypt]

@keen sparrow look its your favorite chat members on stream

[glacial haven]

i have reached the maximum of my message inbox already, to the point where discord deletes old ones to give me new ones

[soft coral]

I got one of those the other day

[glacial haven]

i don't even read the normal ones, do you think i read the scam ones?

[soft coral]

ivan: considering I have about 370 followers now I dont get scam art bots
30 minutes later: HELLO MATE I NOTICED YOUR STREAM BIG FAN LIT WANNA CONNECT AND BECOME FAMOUS!?

[glacial haven]

ch-charlie shuffler 🗣️

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

??????

this guy in my comments doesn't know how the internet works

nobody has the time to read 5 sentences

you say "kys retard" or ask "what is the game?!" and move on

[glacial haven]

or "first" before you jump off a bridge

[soft coral]

real

oh nvm theres mroe

[glacial haven]

i'd use ai to summarize if i really cared enough to even copy & paste

[keen sparrow]

oh jesus fucking christ

Did i tell y'all about the guy that came to my stream offering to sell me art

[native crypt]

there were many

[keen sparrow]

and then i told him in no uncertain terms get lost, but instead of him leaving, my friend Tron in chat goaded the indian art salesman int oarguements about whose mother was more of a whore?

Tron kept that guy there for like an hour and a half

just wasted an hour of that dude's life, rage baiting him

such a bro

[native crypt]

yeah i think you talked about it on your last stream i watched

[keen sparrow]

Apologies for my dementia

[native crypt]

it is 6am so expected

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1811/clean-face-shields i also miss this mod

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[keen sparrow]

based mod, lol, even more based thumbnail

[native crypt]

not having shit smeared glass was so nice

[stark torrent]

BSG could never

Another adamant feature they will die on that hill

Refusing to make the faceshields be faceshields not shitshields

[keen sparrow]

I like the glass cracks but not the smudges

[glacial haven]

I will never get over the shit lighting in so many buildings with broken windows

[native crypt]

also i liked the day time cultists mod

[glacial haven]

Shit is basically just a smudge above being completely dark, even with a window right behind me

[stark torrent]

like they made so many changes yet they completely refused to adress that

i also love how cheaters can just remove the faceshield UI anyway

+1 to the cheater

[glacial haven]

The dev I am talking to rn is planning on removing shit from Streets

Like literally from the map to make it run better

[native crypt]

good

[keen sparrow]

have him scriptkiddy some code from uhhh

de-clutterer or whatever

[glacial haven]

Won't work, he exclusively has external ware

[native crypt]

de clutter is also nice

[glacial haven]

Meaning that he needs to modify memory from outside of the game

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/meonly-gif-19710542

[glacial haven]

That's how DMA and Kernel works

[keen sparrow]

bless you

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

dumb inside joke from IRL

if i don't understand something i say bless you as if they sneezed

[glacial haven]

I know, that joke is used over here constantly lmao

[keen sparrow]

nice

I know Nikita wants streets to have like, all the clutter because battlefield, arma, and pubg maps are all empty boxes

but like.. goddamn

Labs too

[native crypt]

im gonna do evil things to gloogy on reserve

[keen sparrow]

seen someone load all of Labs into blender once, shit was 80 gigs som-

[glacial haven]

The main issue isn't the clutter, it never was, it's the actual objects

[keen sparrow]

is that shit mod back?

[native crypt]

no

[glacial haven]

You can have clutter but it doesn't need to be as highly detailed as Tarkov has it

[keen sparrow]

too many vertices being stored all at once?

or are you talking VRAM issue

like textures that could've been dropped from 2k to 512 before they were bundled

[glacial haven]

One shelf in an apartment in streets probably has a few tens of thousands of polgyons and they aren't even lootable

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[glacial haven]

And that's without the textures, just the models itself

[keen sparrow]

and old Unity is all CPU cache right?

[glacial haven]

It's just a waste of processing power

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean just look at the floor

it has junk everywhere

textures and shit

like every single spot

[glacial haven]

Your CPU would fucking explode if it were to store all of that in it's cache

[keen sparrow]

that Quixel megascans logo on startup wa actually the bigges tself-report all along

[stark torrent]

i know its very immersive and enviromental and shit but fuck me it runs so bad

[viral egret]

hello tarkshit

[glacial haven]

You don't need immersion if the corner is pitch black

[viral egret]

nikita should hang himself

[glacial haven]

The trash on the ground is not visible but hey, at least it's 4k textured

[stark torrent]

yes but that corner has textures and shit in it anyway thats the thing haha

stuff people dont even go or notice as there is no loot there or anything but its still fully rendered and detailed

[native crypt]

sacrifice him for the corn harvest

[viral egret]

everything in tarkov has 4k textures, even the roaches

[stark torrent]

and then you have the PiP Scopes

[keen sparrow]

oh goood

[viral egret]

pip scopes are whatever

[keen sparrow]

no

[keen sparrow]

very not whatever

[native crypt]

i wish it was just jpeg scopes

[viral egret]

causes alot of lag but not as much as the 4000 ceramic tiles with 8k textures

[keen sparrow]

it does all the awful bullshit that the game was already doing and does it twice

[stark torrent]

cant be whatever when i lose 60% of my FPS aiming in with a 4070 on a 2016 Unity game

[viral egret]

in tarkov they're shit but in other games theyre better cause unlike tarkov other games know what the fuck optimization is

[glacial haven]

70% if it's raining

[keen sparrow]

lmao watch this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=619RW4fW_e4

[stark torrent]

70% fps loss and 90% hearing loss ( irl as well )

[viral egret]

85% if its streets

[stark torrent]

i loved snow ngl , the fact that you had no wind ambient sound and no rain was so peak

[keen sparrow]

Squad slamming their dick on the table by saying "just disable the outside of the scope view"

[stark torrent]

• everything was crystal clear

you had no shit fog

and snowing was actually chill af and cinematic

[glacial haven]

That's the weirdest part, you'd expect there to be some sort of fog

[keen sparrow]

and everyone was easy af to see because there was no alpine gear yet

[native crypt]

it is my hope that we go back to scopes in games just being jpeg overlays that lower fov to simulate zoom

[stark torrent]

you can still spot people anyway as there are no bushes + pmc and scav textures somewhat glow or have a weird outline

an animal like me with 9200 hours can spot a retard next to a tree on woods in seconds cause i know that specific tree has no other texture near it

i should end myself

[keen sparrow]

imma slob Grok's knob for a sec

if there is a line with CoD jpeg scope overlay at one end

and Tarkov Pip scope at the other

I think GAMMA really hit that sweetspot with shaderscopes

[viral egret]

wtf kinda argument do you make when you have to start it off with "slob groks knob"

[stark torrent]

i agree , its good because PiP were unusuable overall

shit was just ASS

[glacial haven]

He's weird, he thought it's peak funny when posting his literal shit in a toilet into the Tarkov Discord Server

[stark torrent]

im glad modders managed to not let stuff be like that

[keen sparrow]

shaderscopes doesn't pip, it does the FoV, but it has the eye relief shadow which gives it depth

and first and second focal planes

holy shit GAMMA's scopes fucking bark now

[keen sparrow]

it was their fan-art channel. context is key

[glacial haven]

No, no the context really does not make much of a difference here

[keen sparrow]

My Tarkov Fan art was literally just a 2 foot long steamer in the toilet

here is me praising your game!

[native crypt]

fov scopes are also just easier for me because my eyesight is terrible

[short cove]

Dude the fact that sometimes you got gaps due to non updated guides is so unbelievably cancer

[soft coral]

@short cove

[viral egret]

wtf is a tchotchke

[keen sparrow]

Just wait till you use SPT's mod examples

[soft coral]

peakest of the peak comments

[keen sparrow]

like a trinket

think of useless garbage a girl clips onto her purse

[viral egret]

useless garbage

sounds a bit like flop

[keen sparrow]

like ummmm

https://tenor.com/view/labubu-gif-13383061498825842392

[native crypt]

i remember when people didn't package mods correctly and you had to make your own folders and edit some of the code

[keen sparrow]

i mean, kinda?

[viral egret]

not this cancer

[soft coral]

soon 150 chat!?

[keen sparrow]

those could be considered a tchotchke

[viral egret]

no those are the reason my eyes bleed

[glacial haven]

they're expensive retard markers

[viral egret]

abhorrendous trash

[keen sparrow]

it is also a Yiddish word

[viral egret]

agreed

[glacial haven]

just avoid the people that have them around and you're good

[keen sparrow]

hollllyy fuck

we scraping the deep lore boys

[viral egret]

clanker used opinion invalidated

[keen sparrow]

okay, lemme look up a peer reviewed emtymology journal

[native crypt]

whatever happened to the BUMA mod guy

[keen sparrow]

BUMA?

[native crypt]

bosses use meta ammo

the only one up is the re do by someone else

i get a page not found for the original

[stark torrent]

@granite coral shake it

[granite coral]

What the fuck are you even talking about? "Shake it"? This ain't a dance floor, you cringy piece of shit. Come back with something worth my time or get the hell outta here.

[native crypt]

spt hub did the stalin photo bit

[viral egret]

hoooly

[stark torrent]

OUUUSKHA

[keen sparrow]

here you go you luddite https://slovnik.juls.savba.sk/?w=čačka

Enjoy

[native crypt]

and a rsh

[viral egret]

i would ragebait by saying thats a ip grabber but im too lazy to open it

[keen sparrow]

then stfu

[short cove]

I am singlehandedly pushing you into the algorithm

[native crypt]

kino

[short cove]

Since when is there a rsh

[viral egret]

0.9.4

[soft coral]

jokes or not the comments do help

and any kind of watch time on the streams

I need to do maybe a short video on who pays the most for mutant parts

could be good

[native crypt]

i should make an alt for youtube just for a funny bit for ivan's streams

[soft coral]

"THE SECRET GUIDE TO MONEY MAKING NOBODY TOLD YOU ABOUT( nearly butt 🍇 ed) (NOT CLICKBAIT)"

[soft coral]

a view is a view

[native crypt]

you should do mge edits for your thumbnails