💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

While I was downloading

[keen sparrow]

the only way to play tapkob is to buy standard and immediately install SPT

pay 40$, get all the features of the 250$ version and more

minus the pvp and cheaters

[short cove]

Kinda what I did

[soft coral]

the best way to play tarkov is to NOT buy the game

and go play something elde

else*

[short cove]

@soft coral my comment and like is sent

[soft coral]

i appreciate it sir

it helps me grow

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @short cove @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @native crypt

[keen sparrow]

bro isn't just huffing copium

he's drinking Nikita's farts through a straw

[short cove]

the humble cuetime

[soft coral]

said lion fell off hard and is no longer interesting to watch because all he does is cry instead of being actually good at the same like smittystone and the likes

respectfully ofc

[ancient marsh]

imagine he played abi after

[stark torrent]

sir smittystone is being held hostage by the yakuza or whatever he doesnt stream at all

[soft coral]

oh he doesn't?

[stark torrent]

he viewbotted a lot , got caught, moved to kick and then idk some shady shit happened bro is gone

[ancient marsh]

smittystone literally viewbots

[soft coral]

doesn't make him a worse player

this has nothing to do with viewers

maybe read retard

[ancient marsh]

makes him a worse streamer apriori

[soft coral]

or eat a nade and pull the pin

[ancient marsh]

and your strategy doesn't work

[soft coral]

2thy was fun to watch

but he stopped too

[soft coral]

xblazed lowkey one of the best players tarkov has seen but he only averages 50 viewers

[stark torrent]

same with NoGenerals , that guy is on some coke or shit idk

if i played like him for 1 raid i would have brain fatigue

so sweaty i would die of dehydration at the end of the raid

irl

[keen sparrow]

what's the verdict on that labs main with the Brendan frasier haircut

[soft coral]

my personal favourite cry baby has to be desmond

[keen sparrow]

lemme check my yt shorts recomms i always get him in there

[flat breach]

Damn, they got you with the Beyblade teammate

[keen sparrow]

this guy, what do y'all think of this guy

[soft coral]

bro didn't evolve much

[keen sparrow]

Cro Magnon Tarkov Streamer

he didn't go back to the stash, he went back to the stone age, lmfao

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H-RIY3Qvttc

oh sweet jesus, he got murked too

[stark torrent]

BAHAHAHA

I CANT

CAVEMAN STYLE

he looks like he is about to eat raw meat from the bone

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wheeze-wheeze-laugh-nikkal-kundhal-nikkalkundhal-gif-23223780

[soft coral]

oh lord

oh rex , what do you think of my edit that i made?

[keen sparrow]

welp, time for me to get called retarded for not knowing wtf you're talking about

[soft coral]

you will not be called that

[keen sparrow]

what edit, link?

[soft coral]

#╟🎮stalker-videos📹 message

[keen sparrow]

sweet Jesus in a candy shop, k lemme watch it

FOV is a bit wide for my liking but it does look like it could be a movie trailer

TY for not choosing a cringe backing track too

[soft coral]

kino - pachka cigaret or something

no I chose radwind

like a chad

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/thug-shaker-thug-hunter-you-got-some-money-face-bruh-gif-25439921

[keen sparrow]

oh no

I've seen his situational awareness in BF6, this is going to be rough

[soft coral]

?

[flat breach]

He should stick to being political

[keen sparrow]

and WoW

and even then.. he was a floor-tank in raids A LOT

as a 6,800 hour FF14 player, watching him do savage Alexander made my skeleton want to crawl out of my body.

[soft coral]

ok

I kinda wanna learn how to make the chimera appear behind the stalker

[keen sparrow]

chimera layer under the stalker layer

[soft coral]

ok but

first I need to make the chimera transparent and everything

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

have fun

[soft coral]

is that a threat?

[keen sparrow]

nope

just seeing all the space between his fingers gives me dread

[soft coral]

ok

I can remove it

I did a rough thingy man

chill

[keen sparrow]

i'm chill

[short cove]

the humble rouge shooting me over 300 meters w a mcx that has a travel time of half a hour

like bruh

[ancient marsh]

fitting pmc name on your char

[keen sparrow]

JEEEEEEEEEZ

lol

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Based

https://tenor.com/view/morpheus-believe-neo-beginning-to-believe-gif-5399492

[soft coral]

TOLD YOU

[keen sparrow]

it wasn't doubt

I just hate doing that stuff myself

[short cove]

i took a lot of pride in typing that

u up for abi today?

[soft coral]

my respect for editors increased 2000%

this shit

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/g14AynLw090

[soft coral]

is annoying

to perfect

and its slow

ok lemme delete this pixel

aah too much it looks ass

go back

Listening to nailbomb to motivate me

[keen sparrow]

SPT Raiders btw

[soft coral]

actually

that cover image is big trouble

[short cove]

Dude how

What mods do you run that modify what they drop or is the rng for me just cancer

[cyan garnet]

it probably didn't even have a sight on it too

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

and they doubted him

[keen sparrow]

noone dou

okay

[soft coral]

working on it

retard

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

I think it looks good

now

to figure out how to makeit appear behind the stalker

[pallid bolt]

Send back one layer

Bring stalker forward one layer

[soft coral]

then what

[fast garden]

well

[pallid bolt]

Stalker is his own layer

[soft coral]

he literally is in his own layer and image

[pallid bolt]

No you need to have him separate from the background

[soft coral]

omg

[pallid bolt]

Or else it completely covers both

[soft coral]

thats gonna take years

with the grass and shit

[pallid bolt]

Just use snip

Or lasso

[short cove]

It might be the progressive mod system

[soft coral]

tbh its a bit easier cuz part of him is at the sky

[short cove]

Also i rn am running 4.0.0 however I got 4.0.2 mods which I realise are not working, do I have to update spt to 4.0.2 for that to work or did I do a bad with adding them to the root of the spt folder?

[pallid bolt]

I use gimp for all my imaging needs

Lasso or scissors work well

[short cove]

Make the stalker a layer

[pallid bolt]

Doesn't have to be perfect

[short cove]

Make the background a layer

[keen sparrow]

could fudge it like i do

[short cove]

Make the chimera a layer

[soft coral]

chimera is a lyer

[keen sparrow]

find a brush that is like hair and use it for the eraser

[short cove]

Put background then chimera then stalker

[soft coral]

OK LET ME DO IT

CHILL

[keen sparrow]

i am so chill rn

[short cove]

Stop the stress

We aight

[soft coral]

how do i put him

on a new layer

idk how

:/

help

[pallid bolt]

Make a new blank layer and paste him on it

[ancient marsh]

it having no feet visible makesi t look weird

[soft coral]

I cant because if I copy paste him and then go back it undoes the changes i made

damn it

[cyan garnet]

why the fuck was there a mf in dorms trying to do setup 2 weeks before wipe

[soft coral]

OK I DID IT

[pallid bolt]

You can leave the original stalker on the background

[soft coral]

success

[pallid bolt]

Now switch 2 and 3

[soft coral]

now I need to erase around him

[stark torrent]

what is this man

fucking tarkov chat

https://tenor.com/view/no-victory-to-be-had-when-these-troublemakers-are-involved-dumbledore-harry-potter-cant-win-gif-11757095885427238301

[soft coral]

do youreally carethat much?

with the current state of tarkov?

are you REALLY going to lecture us

about this?

[keen sparrow]

The tarkov chat that is named Tarkov release suicide watch

[cyan garnet]

i'm going to escape tarkov then immediately kill myself

[pallid bolt]

If you want the real answer on how to escape tarkov, go to shoreline, steal rowboat, paddle

Or make a copycat key of one of the yachts, acquire fuel, drive

Better yet, hot wire it

[keen sparrow]

really says something about the devs of a game called "Escape from Tarkov" when their solution to boundary breaking is invisible landmines and invisible snipers.

[pallid bolt]

Tarkov is treated like an open air zoo

Any route out has snipers and mines

[keen sparrow]

btw, whatever eft patch SPT 4.0 is on, the BTR gun is still a shotgun scav

if i use a kill command on the scav that's hidden in there, you can hear him audibly make a death sound, lol

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @pallid bolt @cyan garnet @short cove

made the black thing on purpose

for contrast

turns out having a stalker armor thatis green/baige on a green grass makes it hard to delete stuff

[cyan garnet]

bros the next operatordrewski

[keen sparrow]

never realized i used suppressors that much

[soft coral]

ok now chat

which layer

do I start deleting from

[pallid bolt]

It'll do, you only really needed to crop out whatever the mutant would cover

[soft coral]

to make the chimera appear

[cyan garnet]

i bet prapor eats slickers upside down so he can feel the veiny texture on his tongue

[keen sparrow]

why is your background ontop of everything

[keen sparrow]

prapor Nikita

[cyan garnet]

nikita has to pay hookers with true believer edition money to pretend they like him

[pallid bolt]

Move the stalker in front of the chimera, and chimera in front of background

[keen sparrow]

bro i wish i was still into all that StableDiffusion crap, i could make some evil Nikita Bukkake bullshit

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

like so?

[keen sparrow]

chimera under stalker

[soft coral]

ah

[pallid bolt]

I'm an image editing wizard because I made a scav meme on the reddit and got 140 likes

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

I used to paint porn

[soft coral]

WHAAA

ALO

I cropped the chimera well tho

[cyan garnet]

the game that DOESN'T fake survial!

[soft coral]

I'm rpoud of myself

this editing shit ez get me a job in disney

[pallid bolt]

Editing is easy, making from scratch is hard

[soft coral]

I actually cropepd the stalker well too

damn

ok ok

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[soft coral]

I'm feeling it

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

mechanic is a fucking maggot

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

one wrong letter and big trouble

[short cove]

i looked at "maggot" and went "damn kinda close call"

[soft coral]

dear auto correct
at no point in my sentence did i mean to type "bigger"

[keen sparrow]

me everytime i hear someone say the word 'vinegar'

[soft coral]

I kinda wanna try and make him do the ✌️ @keen sparrow @pallid bolt

with his fingers

and then have a bubble that says "snap a pic of me with this cute dog"

or something

idk just to learn how to do it

[pallid bolt]

You'd have to make the cover up by hand and then place it over the image

[soft coral]

a?

[pallid bolt]

Huh

[soft coral]

idk what you said

@keen sparrow translate

[pallid bolt]

Make the hand, peace sign or whatever, in a paint program, then add it to the image, and place it where you want

[keen sparrow]

so like

[pallid bolt]

If needed, make a portion of the original hand transparent

[soft coral]

ok but I have his hand can't I do something with that

[short cove]

mechanic why are you like this

[keen sparrow]

with the chimera layer selected, use your lasso select tool to cut out some fingers, then copy the new fingers to a new layer

[soft coral]

instead of making a fucking piece sign from scratch

[short cove]

like i explicitly DIDENT want to look up a guide

[keen sparrow]

and move those finger layers around

then erase the old hand underneath

bro's stressing over gunsmith part 2

wait till he finds out there's like 30 of them

[soft coral]

if I select the chimera layer

theres nothing there

its transparent

wdym chimera layer selected what?

[short cove]

i do know but like

why dosent he want it

fr

do i HAVE to use ALL FIR items?

or is it like "eh make it work"

[ancient marsh]

ergo over 58
yours is 56

[short cove]

because i am fucking clueless rn

[ancient marsh]

genuinely get yourself diagnosed

[keen sparrow]

so that when you're using the select tool, you're not selecting shit that isn't there

[short cove]

dawg i dident see that like frfr

[ancient marsh]

so you checked everything but that before you started complaining

[short cove]

i thought it was 56

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-facepalm-lmao-gif-15446474421410342464

[soft coral]

rexana can you hop on vc

[keen sparrow]

i'm waiting for my son to wake up

[soft coral]

shame

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1430478280791822468/MonolithSpawn.gif

[keen sparrow]

i know, having kids. fucking lame right?

[soft coral]

I thought you mean have the stalker layer selected

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

this is chimera layer
the stalker sits slightly under the chimera

the fk am I selecting

transparent pixels

[keen sparrow]

draw a squiggly around a finger with select tool

[fast garden]

dude i love you

[keen sparrow]

and then figure out how to copy selection to a new layer

[fast garden]

i want you to know you are loved

[short cove]

nah i am fucking retarded

[soft coral]

we can tell

[fast garden]

i know thats why i said that

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256698230637461655/1340483202136932372/lightcube.gif

bro reading a task description

What i love about this channel

none of us have yet bothered to ask Ivan why tf he's using paint to do all of this

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow like so?

this is on chimera layer

[keen sparrow]

HOW

wait why

[short cove]

when do they stop 😭

[keen sparrow]

did you merge your layers already?

[soft coral]

no

theyre still seperate

[keen sparrow]

27

[fast garden]

sir

[short cove]

idk broke balkan boy, cant effort adobe creative cloud or smth

or even to pirate it

[soft coral]

I am using paint.net

not paint

[keen sparrow]

OH you wanted to make stalkers hand a peace sign

[soft coral]

????????????

[short cove]

be a man and pirate adobe

[soft coral]

THATS WHAT I SAID YOU FUCKIN-

[keen sparrow]

i thought you meant the chimera lmao

[soft coral]

NO

I WANT TO MAKE THE STALKER

DO A

PEACE

SIGN

[short cove]

btw i am redownloading my spotify songs (about 600-700) in lossless since like 6 hours

[soft coral]

DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMING OUTTA MY MOUTH!?

[pallid bolt]

Use gimp. Gimp is free and peak

[short cove]

my internet is so cancer

[soft coral]

can't I do this in paintnet tho

[keen sparrow]

i'm too retarded for Gimp

i'll stick with smoothbrain Procreate

[fast garden]

i used gimp to paint my nails in gamma

[pallid bolt]

You probably can, but gimp is a nice image editing suite that isn't too difficult

[keen sparrow]

i hate Gimp because it has like 8 different ways to do the same thing

[soft coral]

still not answering my damn question

[fast garden]

enjoy your goyslop, zogslave

[keen sparrow]

can you call people goy if you're not even jewish?

idk how that works

[cyan garnet]

there is 25

[fast garden]

that would require me to have any amount of respect for

nvm

[ancient marsh]

???

[arctic quartz]

there he goes saying tthese "???" and in a sec that guy will get banned

[fast garden]

SHAME ON THE GOYIM PTTTUUUYYYY

[cyan garnet]

[arctic quartz]

shalom my felow jew

[keen sparrow]

don't y'all have like.. pre-shabbat cooking to do

[fast garden]

thankfully im not retarded enough for that

[keen sparrow]

clocks a ticking

[fast garden]

those guys in brainfart prob deserved it

[arctic quartz]

just be carful that xal guy is snitch

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3h7hIvXv-cM

[fast garden]

i think ill be alright man

[arctic quartz]

just watch out thats all im saying

[soft coral]

no fuckign idea how to make him do a peace sign

I'll continue with polishing the chimera

[short cove]

now i can do gunsmith 4

the torment

[keen sparrow]

wait till he gets to test drive in an SPT that doesn't spawn more than 5 PMCs per map

[flat breach]

Damn he doing work

[stark torrent]

i pressed by mistake

[soft coral]

ty

[soft coral]

yeah....mistake

[stark torrent]

i am playing smth worse

my childhood mmo

[keen sparrow]

tf is that, guild wars?

[stark torrent]

Metin 2

[keen sparrow]

can't be as bad as FF14

[stark torrent]

Well the original official servers are full of p2w shit but this is a private server

so it has slightly less p2w

[keen sparrow]

i miss my bitchy catgirl character

fuck

Private servers are based

ff14 could never

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

right back at you buddy

[keen sparrow]

i don't see a dps meter

why

are you a shitter?

or is that not a thing in that game

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow what about a bit of blur?

[cyan garnet]

I'm in goshan rn straight strokin my shit

[soft coral]

to make it look like its moving

[keen sparrow]

now he's cooking

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/the-matrix-laurence-fishburne-morpheus-trinity-he's-beginning-to-believe-gif-18413151103009905935

[stark torrent]

a what

[keen sparrow]

realtime meter showing who is doing the most to least damage

[soft coral]

45 or 40 motion blur

[keen sparrow]

If you didn't go that deep, good.

[stark torrent]

oh i dont think you have this or at least im not in a group so idk

there are on some servers

but idk i havent played with groups no idea

[keen sparrow]

I was always the asshole that would autolog

so even if you were in a party of randoms with me, your shit was getting logged, lol

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @short cove

looks good?

upwards angle

[keen sparrow]

better, yes

[soft coral]

because its falling down at the player

I didnt add too much

cuz otherwise it looks ass

WAIT

crop part of the hand

then give it a higher value blur because its more forwards and it has more motion @keen sparrow

waitt I we might be onto something

[keen sparrow]

my favourite DPS meter instance was people using it for Monster Hunter

absolute warcrime to use such tools in such a good franchise with such a chill playerbase

like, actual PoS move

[short cove]

@keen sparrow is it fr so that some mods are just drop in the spt folder and it aight and some are legit "you have to unpack this first via 7.zip"?

[keen sparrow]

wdym

[flat breach]

This doesn't play like Destiny

[keen sparrow]

like zip vs rar or

[short cove]

i yesterday installed like 10 mods or such on a laptop, pulled them on a usb, put that into my pc and now tried to put those into my spt folder to work

however it dosent

i am now on edge over why this is

i run spt 4.0.0

[short cove]

all of those are 4.0.2

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

just going to assume you shoved a pile of bepinex into the spt/user/mods folder

[soft coral]

bepis?

[keen sparrow]

you are overtly fucking retarded

[short cove]

the spt people on their website say "if its a 0.0.X upate its a bugfix"

[keen sparrow]

update your shit

[short cove]

and i thought bugfix might actually still not require a update- well how to

just a reinstall or what?

[keen sparrow]

jesus fucking christ

just update

SPT to 4.0.2

even skills extended won't work on 4.0

it has to be on 4.0.2

[short cove]

where? like i dont find a option to do so in the launcher

[keen sparrow]

AAAAAAAAA

[short cove]

my man

i legit never ran custom programs like this before

i am so sorry

steam treated me too good 🙏 😭

[keen sparrow]

https://spt-releases.modd.in/SPT-4.0.2-40087-0df4ae7.7z

want me to wipe your ass too retard?

[keen sparrow]

install that like it's a mod

[short cove]

ah yes

[short cove]

dawg, sorry if i tilt you but i just asked how to and where to get the file from

thats it

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow

look at this its as if the chimera is jumping over the bubble

[short cove]

the humble not nice looking scenery

[soft coral]

SHUT UP

@short cove BETTER!?

[short cove]

better

bruh tf is knight up to

the mf headeared me like instantly while i was pushing a dead raider

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow @fast garden

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[short cove]

i knew he was a boss

but like

i wasent familiar with his game

[ancient marsh]

his game? whatever list of crimes epstein is responsible for

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-the-agents-know-dont-gif-18536773

[ancient marsh]

knight was on the island for sure

https://tenor.com/view/epsteinstrump-trump-epstein-gif-16738740347382122092

that's tagilla in the back

[cyan garnet]

timmys first interaction with the goons:

[short cove]

dawg

why is tarkov like

either way too easy

or just fucking you up completely

like i can go and fucking kill all rouges without issues, not even get shot at

and now i went into gz and died to a planted mine in some area infront of a safe

like ???

it feels like theres no real learning curve, its just learning certain random bullshit and living w it

[short cove]

like once i somehow got like 30 meters close to him as scav, but ithought he was a scav too and he missed some shots before then blacking all my limbs and then the torso

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/fridgeguy-happy-yay-gif-1665518787236659788

me when i check the perma cry channel

bountiful harvest this night

[short cove]

@ancient marsh u up for abi?

[ancient marsh]

no

[short cove]

cuh

[cyan garnet]

he didnt know about the claymore room

Ggs king

[cyan garnet]

Its a big learning curve if you have the brain cells for it

[short cove]

Like learning ballistics thats a learning curve

Learning firefights is

Learning bot mechanics is too

That shit is a fucking step

I died to it and now I know

[cyan garnet]

3700 hours and i still struggle with rotations and positioning especially against good players

[short cove]

There's fr no reason to put it there

Like ong no fucking reason

[cyan garnet]

Ive accepted i'm like mid to slightly above mid player ill never be a master of ultra

[short cove]

I pray nikita gets a stroke

[cyan garnet]

same everyday

[short cove]

For that mine alone

[cyan garnet]

Its there unironically to crush your balls

[short cove]

Thing is like

[cyan garnet]

"Game is not meant to be fun"

[short cove]

I can deal with enemies like scavs and pmcs in most cases

[ancient marsh]

literally says "landmines" before the room

[short cove]

Hoeever then there's dhit like Knight pushing me which he NEVER DID in like 30 raids

[ancient marsh]

get filtered

[short cove]

Dude

I am European not russian

[ancient marsh]

knight always pushes

[cyan garnet]

It is in russian to be fair

[short cove]

For me its the tarkov language

[cyan garnet]

Knight will push your shit in

[short cove]

Like i dident saw heard nor smelt him

[short cove]

He just appeared and shot me in the head w a ak

[ancient marsh]

says "don't go"

[short cove]

DAWG I CANT READ THAT

[ancient marsh]

filtered\

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowspeed-agree-ishowspeed-yes-yes-gif-1530966591254236128

as expected

[cyan garnet]

Typical goons encounter

[short cove]

THERE COULDVE BEEN WRITTEN "free ap ammo" AND I WOULDVE WENT REGARDLESS

[ancient marsh]

knight doesnt run ak

[short cove]

I just got shot in the head w 762 39

[ancient marsh]

mutant

[short cove]

Cuh

Thing is

Pmc and bot loot is ass

Rouges arent really better

[cyan garnet]

Are you playing pvp or what

[short cove]

And so I cant really pen armour reliably

But also the game isent really difficult from a skill perspective for me rn

[ancient marsh]

there's a thing called shootinng people in the head

[short cove]

Spt

[ancient marsh]

they have less hp there

[short cove]

There's a thing called ammo above 30 pen

[ancient marsh]

why do you need ammo above 30 pen if theres like a handful of enemies with face armor?

???

[keen sparrow]

I’ve seen stat tracking for a lot of people playing spt

[short cove]

Like i want to try labs but I know that I spawn and die like 12 nanoseconds in

[keen sparrow]

Everyone shoots the chest

[cyan garnet]

he doesnt just leg meta them

[short cove]

????

Who tf

[soft coral]

why is this retard playing tarkov

[short cove]

Legmatas

[short cove]

Real

[cyan garnet]

The tier 6 plates chad fears the glock 18c with rip

[short cove]

Unless I am sniping and theyre stationary then its headshots

[short cove]

Because its the only game I got rn that dosent require internet

Like not even steam

[pallid bolt]

Always prioritize face shots if at all possible

[keen sparrow]

Bro that magnum shotgun shell, holy fuck

[cyan garnet]

Magnum buckshot vs your kneecaps

Setup gamer moment

[keen sparrow]

My stomach will black in one shot and all my other spots are red

In one shot, lol

[cyan garnet]

I ran into some mf camping in dorms tonight tryna do setup

2 weeks before wipe

[short cove]

Maybe 4.0.2 is downloaded now

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

Btw is there like

Anything actually different in labs

To like all other maps

[cyan garnet]

[pallid bolt]

Higher tier loot

No scavs

[cyan garnet]

Labs is where the pvp wizards go to kill each other, it restores their mana

[pallid bolt]

Labs is where all the Chinese names do competitive cheating

[short cove]

However spt and the goofy mod thing that makes bots and pmcs diffdrent

[cyan garnet]

This unironically

[short cove]

What do i need to go there?

[pallid bolt]

A labs keycard

[short cove]

Like do I need to run the mc fucking knee eager saiga 12 w the 20rnd drums and magnum?

[short cove]

Isent that disabled for now?

[pallid bolt]

No idea

[cyan garnet]

@keen sparrow I should of clipped it i had this rage hacker trying to shoot me and my friend through a rock on dome from train station

Bro was new to cheating

[keen sparrow]

For SPT labs, you’ll get swatted by all 6 PMCs on the map, then if you survive that, you’llchave all the loot to yourself, then you’ll get fucked up by raiders on the way out because you didn’t bring weight and stamina stims and/or you didn;t know thst it would behoove you do doubletap z to drop your 34 kg backpack before a gunfight

[keen sparrow]

Imagine being bad even with hax

[short cove]

Is that legit how it goes

[keen sparrow]

Yes.

[short cove]

I thought raiders only were on lighthouse

[keen sparrow]

There is a raider wave mid-way throught the maps timer

God help you if you use the garage extracts

[cyan garnet]

Bros about to get his shit pushed in

[keen sparrow]

Fr fr

And no, SSA AP is not good ammo for labs

You better just take an sa58 with m61 or m993

[cyan garnet]

Ssa ap and memegolik arent good ammo

[short cove]

I got like

50 rounds of 300blk ap
20 rounds of pab9
And like- 40 rounds of m80

[keen sparrow]

Sa58 is the only full auto .308 gun that isn’t dogshit no matter the attachments

[short cove]

Thats all above 30 pen i got

[cyan garnet]

Mxc with 60 rounders of ap would be the patricans choice

[fast garden]

[short cove]

I do not. Got that much

[cyan garnet]

Use cbj

[keen sparrow]

The dude is a center-mass player though

[short cove]

Like that's why I asked where to get ap ammo from in spt

[cyan garnet]

Its already over for him

[short cove]

Because shit is not going well for me on the high pen ammo front

[short cove]

I try to go for chest-head area most of the time

[cyan garnet]

Shoot them in the legs

[keen sparrow]

Yes

[short cove]

When I dont get shot at I shoot head, If I feel the ads on me I just hold down fire

[fast garden]

see the great thing about being intelligent is that i look at a big ass red arrow and big ass red text with an exclamation point and i get an idea of what is happening

[keen sparrow]

Pick any vector, load it with it’s respective flavour of rip ammo,

[cyan garnet]

Play arena to get better at shooting people

Unironically

[short cove]

How long do you think i survive?

20 seconds?

[keen sparrow]

Depends

[short cove]

Dude, I got 150kB Internet rn

[cyan garnet]

Its good advice

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

If you spawn on the exposition floor, 20 seconds

[cyan garnet]

Bros got a dial up connection from 2002

[fast garden]

you dont need arena you are already on spt

[keen sparrow]

If you spawn in the service tunnels a minute

[fast garden]

please just

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/walkershot-gif-19520154

[fast garden]

learn to aim

do not sween arena

i cant do that a second time

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit cmf fa

cum e viata

[keen sparrow]

WAIT

[fast garden]

havent seen taht little guy in a while

[keen sparrow]

@short cove

Can you get an AVT

[short cove]

I mean i done my raid where I got fucked by Knight all jeadshots on the rouges

[stark torrent]

college stuff i think

[short cove]

Like I can aim

[keen sparrow]

Take the AVT with 15-round mags

[short cove]

I just cant flick

[short cove]

What ammo? BT?

[keen sparrow]

Any ammo will do

[fast garden]

have you seen clips ive seent ?

like anyone here

i move my mouse around like an 80 year old man

[keen sparrow]

Bro, i’m busy sending a timmy to labs with an avt

[fast garden]

i believe in you

[short cove]

I will do my best to not get my skull stomped

[keen sparrow]

It’ll bump his odds up from 10% to 40%

[short cove]

Btw

[cyan garnet]

Why cant i have people like @short cove in my raids and not unemployment final bosses

[keen sparrow]

Just barrelstuff-magdump any fucker that moves

[short cove]

Do I need to know rn smth about extracts?

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/nWr38v

like dude

[keen sparrow]

Uhhh, turn on the elevator

[fast garden]

watch this unfathomable dogshit

avg early wipe kd at 13 btw

this is what 13 kd looks like

there is no magic switch that works eventually you will get used to the game better

[short cove]

Like the second i hear something near me i push likr a cloaker and usually just magdump

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Dude, these peaks are fucking nasty

[stark torrent]

the wall does not appreciate the magdump

[keen sparrow]

That was like watching two geriatrics fistfight while sitting in wheelchairs

[short cove]

I should check my kd on spt

[fast garden]

was genuinely so mad i had rr here and not a real melee

[stark torrent]

9200 hour gameplay btw

[fast garden]

god i love tarkov

[keen sparrow]

Yeah you’re cooked

[short cove]

@keen sparrow Where to get good ammo without cheating🙏

[fast garden]

dude please

[short cove]

Like woods aint doing it for me rn

[keen sparrow]

My venmo

Uhhhh

[fast garden]

how to get good ammo?

level up traders do tasks

SPT flea market

idk

[keen sparrow]

I mean, let’s be real here this is also an issue on live is it not?

[short cove]

I other then some in this chat, have employment

[keen sparrow]

Outside of tasking into crafts and purchasables

[fast garden]

you are playing spt saying that

[stark torrent]

its SPT dude

[fast garden]

please consider chair rope fan

[stark torrent]

what the fuck are you talking about

are u high

[short cove]

I mean on life for some reason I ran into like 300 times more ammo that's good

[fast garden]

not really

[short cove]

Like actually pulling about 4-6 ammo packs from one woods or lighthouse raid

Now I get like

[fast garden]

ammo is kinda fucking everywhere in live has been for a couple wupes now

[keen sparrow]

There is ‘bosses use meta ammo’ mod

[short cove]

A 100pack of sost

[keen sparrow]

But then, lol

[fast garden]

but spt devs are either retarded or idk what

[keen sparrow]

You’d have to kill 1 boss

[short cove]

Dont rouges count as bosses?

Like if so

[keen sparrow]

Jfc

[fast garden]

because theres so, so many discrepancies between whatever spt client is live and the actual live vers of the game it was based on

[keen sparrow]

Chek 15 is still trash in spt rn

[stark torrent]

iirc SPT itself hasnt updated in a while to current version and it wont since 1.0 is 2 weeks away

[short cove]

Like last post raid screen w 8 rouge kills it said 8 boss kills

[keen sparrow]

It is barren

[stark torrent]

i assume SPT will update in a year from now to 1.0

[cyan garnet]

Its still trash

[stark torrent]

maybe

[keen sparrow]

Chek 15 in SPT used to shit bitcoins and tetriz

[cyan garnet]

Ive been smashing reserve and streets marked to find my last figurine to prestige

Doing my head in

[keen sparrow]

Maybe uh…. Play the rest of the fucking game before trying to do an endgame map like labs

[fast garden]

he could do that if he was good

first raid spt

get labs card

second raid

[keen sparrow]

I bet you don’t even have a task to kill 100 rogues yet

[fast garden]

+4mil stash value

delete spt bc its piss easy

[stark torrent]

i got all my figurines from cultist circle

just put maximum stuff in it also scav case

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

PVE tapkob is way easier than SPT though, i have to say

[fast garden]

why reserve marked?

[stark torrent]

Dorms Marked has a llot of figurines

[fast garden]

the loot is diluted with things like grenades

[stark torrent]

Yeah or go yellow / violet on Labs

[cyan garnet]

Im running the 3 keys down to 1 before i trade for dorms

[fast garden]

can you call it tarkov like a normal person

[keen sparrow]

Tapkob

[stark torrent]

duckass on a grenade

[keen sparrow]

Hey russian people of chat

What is Tarkov in cyrillic moon runes

[fast garden]

sir

[cyan garnet]

Labs

[keen sparrow]

Ma’am

[stark torrent]

@granite coral how do you spell Tarkov in Russian

[granite coral]

Tarkov in Russian is spelled "Тарков."

[stark torrent]

Tapkob

[keen sparrow]

Whooooa

Look, it’s tapkob

[stark torrent]

@granite coral imi bag pula in mortii matii

[granite coral]

Ce dracu' vorbești? Ești gata să te duci să te plimbi cu capra? Poate te ajută să-ți dai seama de aberațiile pe care le scoți pe gură.

[stark torrent]

@granite coral who is Nikita Buyanov and what is he known for

[granite coral]

Nikita Buyanov is a game developer known for his work on the survival shooter game Escape from Tarkov, developed by Battlestate Games. He's primarily involved in the game's design and development, contributing to its realistic mechanics, immersive world, and engaging gameplay. Tarkov has garnered a significant following for its hardcore realism and deep mechanics, making Buyanov a notable figure in the gaming community.

[stark torrent]

is he an asshole on twitter?

[granite coral]

Yeah, he can be a bit of a prick on Twitter sometimes, just like any outspoken developer. He often responds to criticism or player feedback in a way that rubs people the wrong way. If you dig into the replies, you’ll see a mix of passion and, well, not-so-great manners. It’s all part of the gaming drama, really.

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[cyan garnet]

Ask the ai if 1.0 will be dogshit

[stark torrent]

do you think 1.0 release of Tarkov will be dogshit given the current state of the game ?

[granite coral]

Hell yeah, it could easily be a complete shitshow! With all the bugs, server issues, and balancing nightmares right now, the 1.0 release might just end up being a dumpster fire of epic proportions. If they don’t get their act together, it’ll be a slap in the face to everyone who’s been sticking around. Fingers crossed they pull their heads out of their asses before that happens!

[keen sparrow]

Niiice

[stark torrent]

We lost

The clanker speaks truth

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

JESUS

[short cove]

Never even heard when it comes

[keen sparrow]

wait, can anyone use this shit or just mods

[stark torrent]

just mods

[cyan garnet]

Bros still got level 1 traders

[stark torrent]

peopel would crash it probably asking how to get rid of a 75kg chicken or shit

[keen sparrow]

Laaaaame

[short cove]

Iirc you don't even need one rn

[fast garden]

in live i dont think so

[cyan garnet]

On live

[fast garden]

but WE ARE TALKING ABOUT SPT

WHY ARE YOU CONFUSING

[stark torrent]

right now LABS and Labyrinth are free cause event

on live

but in SPT you set the rules i guess

Rexana is running around with a 30km scope

[short cove]

Iirc chat will be able to write erotica sometime soon for premium members or smth

[keen sparrow]

SPT has the halloween shit by default rn

It reads your PCs clock or some shit i guess

[cyan garnet]

labrys was actually dead im annoyed people have come to bother me farming tagussy and all the dungeon goop

[stark torrent]

Buyanov Miner never sleeps

my RAM directly funds his gas for the SLS

[keen sparrow]

If that’s what i’m known for, so be it

[short cove]

I coukd

Try to play interchange

[keen sparrow]

Ass map is ass

[stark torrent]

sir go woods

[keen sparrow]

Cheeks map.

[stark torrent]

and do the fucking quest

and go loot stashes

and go to train depot and chill

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/tnrAmSV9Ulw?si=DbfcgRG7xwczj2Kz&t=78 @stark torrent @keen sparrow @short cove @fast garden
wayne legit snapped on that verse

[fast garden]

modern wayne

[soft coral]

mf said got a bunch of zero's like a bag of new funions

[keen sparrow]

Was never a fan of lil wayne tbh

[stark torrent]

i dont listen rap

[fast garden]

i lowkey do

but uh

[soft coral]

you haven't heard still trappin by lil dirk iedy thats why

[fast garden]

wayne goofy

[stark torrent]

is lil a rank or what the fuck is going on

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

everyone is a lil in rap world

lil thomas

lil wayne

[keen sparrow]

SPEAKING OF

https://youtu.be/h6sZ3TZc8Io?si=a75XhY2-yceXilR2

[stark torrent]

LIL B

[soft coral]

nah nah

I was gonna say something but

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-b-based-based-god-happy-dance-gif-17323025

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

dude can we listen to snowdablizzard

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/FymSfXH63QU?si=GBLhvVwvTDS7X4IO @fast garden

the piano on this one

[stark torrent]

i listen to romanian old rap tho

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/leandrotwt-gif-24953810

[stark torrent]

YES YOUTUBE I LIKE THE PHILIPS VACUUM CLEANER NOW LET ME LISTEN TO THE FUCKING SONG

[soft coral]

nah romanian wedding songs is where its at

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZcN_78bW8s

this is my favorite piece of bad rap music

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/IlZ-Lclu54E?si=RqFy-WtAtP98JRsE&t=109 @fast garden @stark torrent @keen sparrow

I cannot post the lyricsto this one

[keen sparrow]

https://youtu.be/nfH98Cqetbg?si=h85c63c20w9vilsk

[soft coral]

legally

I cannot

"and your car catch on fire from the fluid from the power steering"

wtf did the opps do

[keen sparrow]

I mean, Flex 36 has two words in it that’d get you banned here

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

ok thee actually listened to it

props

[fast garden]

i know that song that shit is hilarious

[soft coral]

get it all the time on insta

dudes hating for the love of the game

[fast garden]

i love the white bm in that video getting way more hype than everyone else

[stark torrent]

"You can run, you can run , imma catch you anyway

when i do , i catch you , i break your cheeks"

Man i love Romanian Rap

[soft coral]

ah yes , assault

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/NANTfF7IOoU?si=0mopsk4jl-LOFW38&t=70

@stark torrent @fast garden

[fast garden]

dude i fucking love rio

[soft coral]

lyric befor this one I cannot post

[fast garden]

literally every fuckin rio song has at least one outlandish ass bar

[soft coral]

love it

and they say rap is dead

[keen sparrow]

I mean…

It’s mostly cheesy metaphors, mumble rap, and white kids pretending to be depressed now

[soft coral]

nah this is on a different level

[keen sparrow]

It is a far cry from where it started

[fast garden]

we call that dark trap and we ignore that shit grandpa

[keen sparrow]

You know what genre i am so happy is in the fucking grave

Goddamn dubstep

[fast garden]

yeah uh

thats just phonk

[keen sparrow]

Wrong

[fast garden]

now

[keen sparrow]

Phonk is the same sound made into 1,000 songs

[fast garden]

if we are being specific yes its wrong

[keen sparrow]

Dubstep was random fucking noises

[fast garden]

but its the same obnoxious nonsense

[keen sparrow]

That’s like saying rally house = house

[fast garden]

i hate liking do not resurrect because it means spotify thinks i want to listen to the rest of the bullshit dark trap

i can only block so many artists

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/XnfgoHWREJo?si=HfdHgJp0mhAQhI7W&t=129 @fast garden @keen sparrow

[fast garden]

yep

[soft coral]

Mumble rap cannot replicate this type of art

[keen sparrow]

@short cove Releases Today:

APBS 2.0.1 https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1594/apbs-acids-progressive-bot-system
ABPS 2.0.3 https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2097/abps-acids-bot-placement-system
StatTrack 2.0.0 https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1853/stattrack

[soft coral]

this guy

[keen sparrow]

Waaaah

Cry more, then keep music posting

[soft coral]

"my bitch got a 40 with a dick on it"

😭

[keen sparrow]

What does that

[soft coral]

way past that point

[fast garden]

unc doesnt understand lingo ivan

[keen sparrow]

Do they mean a glock or the drink

A 40 is two different things

https://tenor.com/view/pour-one-out-for-the-homies-olde-english800-pour-gif-6926426395663552346

Or

https://tenor.com/view/problem-solver-glock-40-glock40-gif-10936048

Which is it

[fast garden]

let me answer your question with a question

which one could you put a "dick" on

[keen sparrow]

I’m trying to figure out why you would to either

[soft coral]

it doesn't have to make sense

[keen sparrow]

Ah

So we’re retarded now. Got it.

[fast garden]

no ivan dont tell me you dont know either

a dick is a supressor

drum mags are balls

[keen sparrow]

That’s fucking stupid and you know it

[soft coral]

nah it does make sense

my bitch will hit you with a "dick" (supressor) she is a trans woman

damn

insane bar

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

what im saying

[stark torrent]

"The world changed, take it easy
City boys hunt Pokemons at the stoplight
Bad guys check in to the hairdresser
Under armour they wear thongs with dildo smell"

[soft coral]

ok now that I know

holy shit

[keen sparrow]

What

[soft coral]

its even more

@fast garden the fact that he thought to connect those 2

because trans chicks have dicks

INSANE

[fast garden]

theres layers to this shit

[soft coral]

modern shakespeare

[keen sparrow]

Don’t say layers, you’ll give ivan paint.net flashbacks

[soft coral]

all the layers

the horror

deleting something on the wrong layer so it deletes something else

ayyy mama mia

[fast garden]

damn let me link the yt vid

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugqf1Ux1EPQ

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[ancient marsh]

he's russophobic ggs

[fast garden]

literally everything i sent

gg

1:04 in the song

[native crypt]

I'm gonna be honest I don't think most rappers could point Russia out on a map

[ancient marsh]

a concerning amount of people thought ukraine is in south america

bordering the US

[native crypt]

I remember in my last year of school this girl I was chatting up asked me if Russia was a continent

[stark torrent]

get fucked cockie

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuhCNy84LL2f6hVQokjSWEi5Gz5RvbCLf&si=wqkRpwND53HiXNhR

[keen sparrow]

Oh hey look, it’s mosquito bites

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tole-tole-humble-cat-humble-fish-glo-glo-gif-5213219921735092029

get bathed

idiot

[fast garden]

tole tole

[native crypt]

@compact knoll your going to Brazil

[fast garden]

hell yeah

[keen sparrow]

There are only two continents that are also singular countries, how does someone fuck that up

[safe summit]

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[keen sparrow]

Moskvich lookin aa

[native crypt]

She also thought Africa was a country

[stark torrent]

!yaris

p!yaris

[torpid sparrow]

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[keen sparrow]

So in 1937 the us supreme court upheld forceful sterilization in the state of Virginia

[native crypt]

Baste

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/aussierolling-gif-21256240

[keen sparrow]

And the other one has the coolest flag on earth

[fast garden]

this is peak

[keen sparrow]

No pun intended

[fast garden]

dude how many p! comands are there

[native crypt]

They took away the good ones

[fast garden]

p!iedy2

uh

p!iedy

[stark torrent]

p!yaris2