💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

right here

is where the picture was taken from

What the fuck

[pallid bolt]

bros offroading in artillery park

[soft coral]

it has a cool helicopter and a few legit artillery pieces for display

[fast garden]

mi-24

[short cove]

Dawg where tf are you living like country wise

[soft coral]

bulgaria mate

this thing happened in my home town

fucking retarded driver

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

how jesus

[soft coral]

ah yes

the army shooting ranges

I check this on google maps the fbi isknockign on my door in 5 minutes

[short cove]

Imagine nikita brings us ts

But he wont cuz that seems actually goofy

[keen sparrow]

So

A magazine for your magazines

It’s a long box with a spring applying tension to a follower. It’s literally a magazine for magazines

[short cove]

The mag bag

The mag mag

[cyan garnet]

Acid green flares on flea

Its boss farming cheese time

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400196251034849404/1431012335463694397/Screenshot_20251023_231127_Instagram.jpg?ex=68fbdd97&is=68fa8c17&hm=c2470b0b0fb79f6ebd1d335bf165762c4a6e7fe5a9fba1c107cf922bbc24bb27&

[viral egret]

@soft coral

@stark torrent @hollow patrol

what was the other guy

[soft coral]

me , @stark torrent @viral egret and @keen sparrow

[hollow patrol]

I DON DRINK MONSTER BRAH

caps.. damn..

[viral egret]

@compact knoll

[viral egret]

mb king

what do u drink

[hollow patrol]

like

water

i dont even drink coffee i rawdog every single day

[viral egret]

damn so do i

[viral egret]

how do you live

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/searching-looking-powder-gif-13782714

[viral egret]

tbf i be up at 4 55

[hollow patrol]

nap

[viral egret]

foe school

this shit killing me slowly

[hollow patrol]

maybe sleep earlier idk

(nothappening)

[viral egret]

beo id have to slwep at

[keen sparrow]

You’re sweet

[viral egret]

9 pm

thats like stubbing ur toes

only happens when ur tired

[soft coral]

dont be getting the wrong ideas dickhead

(love you too)

[viral egret]

another monster edit

but its ai mixed with the leper king

[keen sparrow]

I only wish that my ‘i should’ve been alseep 4 hours ago’ time wasn’t your stream time

[soft coral]

well....

can't win em all

[keen sparrow]

This weekend should be better

[cyan garnet]

Im in chek 15 rn straight strokin my shit

@fast garden

[soft coral]

They started building the house about 4 minutes ago

@keen sparrow @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Idk about swinging a hatchet towards your own face

But mad-respect for all the people that can drive a nail in 2 swings

It’s so funny because houses in Mexico are like mud-huts compared to the stuff they move to the states to build

Usually with a concrete wall around the complex with spikes and broken glass along the top of the wall

[soft coral]

he moves it next to his face

[glacial haven]

I’d manage to do that twice, think I am in some sort of flow and then consistently obliterate my thumb

[keen sparrow]

Oh it ends as soon as you acknowledge it, every time

Happens when playing music too

“Holy shit i’m fucking killing it playing this riff, this felt impossible a week ag-“ accidental pinch harmonic

[glacial haven]

I am jealous of his knee cushion tho

Shit looks comfortable as hell

[keen sparrow]

Open cell foam ain’t cheap

[glacial haven]

I had to use one that was water resistent, expensive as shit and does not cushion for shit

Made with foam that doesn’t soak up water

That shit was not comfortable

[soft coral]

@glacial haven

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

This technique looks and sounds so cool, but good lord it causes so many problems.

[soft coral]

@glacial haven (song is bulgarian btw)
@stark torrent @keen sparrow @cyan garnet @native crypt @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-crying-music-gif-12955947

[soft coral]

EM

EM 🗣️

[glacial haven]

Motor blows up after the second wash 🔥

[soft coral]

TRUE

[keen sparrow]

He disappe-

Yup

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

this fucking clip never gets old

[pseudo storm]

aw yep

[keen sparrow]

Passed the helmet check, lmao

Imagine doing dandies and that happened

https://tenor.com/view/demetözdemir-crying-sad-tear-up-pretty-gif-16621494

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1284935081705603072/hhh.mp4?ex=68fbbd0c&is=68fa6b8c&hm=2bb038b5f57586f56fc39ba8b98aeff4b2a43dae7700742ea19a9d948a2f8137&

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral Talk me out of posting a pic of a fat dump i took in the fanart section of the eft official discord, go.

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1289088239608795198/GX7WJO_WAAAToXr.webp?ex=68fbafba&is=68fa5e3a&hm=dfc5aeb051a3d53c9bbca6c074e36ecfcb097e172712639381ec6598b98af593&

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1202076798264025148/IMG_8829.jpg?ex=68fb8c02&is=68fa3a82&hm=6503d8ca1024192f0036e497fe7e52aa349e6d6f4321552571268a2dfaf31805&

https://x.com/yungnoodle_/status/1749792911959507146?s=46&t=q50KQx-jqGfbpQb9Q08WJA

YungNoodle_ (@YungNoodle_)

When you finish Setup & now you gotta go to Lighthouse

X · Jan 23, 2024, 1:55 PM

almost 2 year old post

[viral egret]

he'd encourage you not stop you

[keen sparrow]

Held the door open for me, what a sweetheart

[viral egret]

for that gesturr

shoot him more

make sure hes dead

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1398736572660318270/1431099404898533397/image.png?ex=68fc2eae&is=68fadd2e&hm=a24edba227598b1cea2ad0e48404c283d0766cf626de5511f13eaa0b6faca77a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=1046

He saw my player model

who says chivalry is dead

[pseudo storm]

still kinda cute

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mw2-cod-valeria-valeria-mw-gif-11449186407536593536

[compact knoll]

Oh is it that bitch from xod

Cod

Is that who you are playing

[keen sparrow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/SfwbnzP9Th0?si=0CHiqoIcVvvEZqo0

She's one of those 'bro-coded' voice actresses that knows the internet is thirsty for the character she played and she's happy about it.

Shoreline keeping me fed.

[stark torrent]

the FE GPU skin

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1398736572660318270/1431155146850832465/image.png?ex=68fc6298&is=68fb1118&hm=854b3846c9cec07e00578aa6c86bde42be20b5b9c9e88a38f0e042ebd09c91fa&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=772

[short cove]

I was in 🇨🇿 once and legit like 3 embassies were rocking ts in Prague

[keen sparrow]

Absolute fucking unit.

This shit's hilarious to use with the 3rd person camera

[short cove]

How is the rocket launcher lookin

[keen sparrow]

This?

[short cove]

Yes

[keen sparrow]

IDK if it's not supposed to work in the hideout firing range but usually that's not a good sign with guns

[short cove]

I mean it is a rocket launcher

[keen sparrow]

lame

It fires once but doesn't reload

I got busy hands when pressing reload and had to use dev tools to leave the raid

couldn't even open a fucking door

[keen sparrow]

According to an SPT Dev/Staff member, it's a BSG issue, not an SPT issue.

HMMM WONDER WHY THE LAUNCHER ISN'T BACK

[short cove]

https://youtu.be/grcGx9LhiiI?si=AbhwuwH64TsAqqbc

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh @keen sparrow

It seems like it is a under the helmet headset, so these helmets dont block them

So yeah

New meta

[viral egret]

coaie

[wintry ridge]

makes sense

[viral egret]

a girl passes bt me

holding a iphone, stanley cup in the other hand

and 6 inch long nails

probably more

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1052737336946982912/1283188043628417034/rabid__betl.gif

[stark torrent]

better skins than bf6 ngl

[viral egret]

coaie iedy

de unde pl mea fac fetele astea ghiare de urs

[stark torrent]

stai departe de ele ba

[viral egret]

o vad pe una in tranvai

[stark torrent]

sunt d-alea cu basini in cap

[viral egret]

are gharele cat mana mea

mai tinea si un stanley cup

[viral egret]

nu suport unghi false dalea de un metru

ba un pic p-afara da

da nu sa ma atingi de la un metru distanta cu ele

[stark torrent]

Yo is this the AK5C or what

fuck this retard for filming like this

CGNL 545

@granite coral what is CGNL 545 gun

[granite coral]

The CGNL 545 is a fictional firearm from the game "Escape from Tarkov." It's designed for use in the game's setting and resembles an assault rifle. Its in-game performance and specifications can vary, but it's typically used by players looking for a versatile weapon. If you want detailed stats or info about its attachments, just let me know!

[stark torrent]

oh damn this thign was teased like almost a year ago

[cyan garnet]

arena enjoyers eating so good rn

those ear buds are now the only ones you can wear with ushankas now

gotta grind arena or pay for battlepass to do setup lmfao

[short cove]

Its in the free battlepass

And if I see it right

well if I heard it

The rifle atleast is too

And you can buy it off flea

For like 6m or some shit

[native crypt]

the new radian gets stupid ergo even with a beta-c mag

[cyan garnet]

yes

[short cove]

Giga said "its a slightly better m4" however I do not think it is "slightly" better

[wintry ridge]

honestly

fuck bsg for their stupid "clipping fix" patch

[stark torrent]

wanted to check the radian but imma just fuck myself

[wintry ridge]

all they did was just made them not work with the clipping headsets, laziest fix

and its all fucking manual from them so they have to update it every single time they add new headsets or helmets

i dont get how they dont just have it done before an update rolls out

[wintry ridge]

maybe not? but like its still crazy how every time they add a new helmet it's bugged out and works with tagilla's mask

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

one thing romania should be proud of

[stark torrent]

Yeah it seems the stats on this thing is crazy

[soft coral]

Yeah it seems this game is shit

[fast garden]

Can you post the same build on an m4 so I can see

[stark torrent]

When i get home

[fast garden]

My 4 and a half hour road trip begins soon

[stark torrent]

alll my exes livin texas

[fast garden]

[brittle sinew]

Macedonians?

[stark torrent]

@fast garden MUR

AX 15 Reciever

[stark torrent]

RADIAN

[fast garden]

Different gas block on radian

And can the mur use the bad handle?

[stark torrent]

balls

[stark torrent]

Nope

[stark torrent]

Ok so thats -1 recoil

[fast garden]

You also have the +1 ergo rails on one build but not the other

[stark torrent]

Yeah the radian seems like the best one

[fast garden]

Radian has a good bit less recoil

[stark torrent]

ye it already has 53+ ergo without the thingies so its a good gun

[fast garden]

But not as much ergo as the ax15

[stark torrent]

with a 60 rounder

lemme make another

[fast garden]

Yeah it’s Gucci m4

[stark torrent]

MUR - 50 vertical
141 horizontal
50 ergo
4.46 kg

AX 15 -51 vertical
-141 horizontal
-60 ergo
4.6kg

RADIAN - 46 vertical
-137 horizontal
-56.5 ergo
-4.681 kg

So yeah overall Radian is the best because it has almost the same ergo as AX 15 but with much better recoil than both

[fast garden]

How many GP is it

[stark torrent]

43 gp for base one that comes with ARE and MOE stock , and the 16 inch Benson barrel

cheap

[fast garden]

What the fuck

Can you change uppers or is the one it comes with the best

[stark torrent]

the upper is the Radian

[fast garden]

So it’s the best one statistically?

[stark torrent]

Yeah pretty much

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

p!repost

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

yeah well blow up

[stark torrent]

Jarvis, pull up Ivan_5kov's audit

[soft coral]

life is a dangerous game iedy knowing if I missclick on the wrong gif I get banned

@stark torrent

Best item in the game

[stark torrent]

sir i do not play isaac i have no clue

[soft coral]

READ

JEBEM TI

IT SAYS BAR OF SOAP

[stark torrent]

ah

lol

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-25975446

[ancient marsh]

ivan you need to find the coat hanger item, travel back in time and tell your mother to use it

for the sake of all of us

[soft coral]

and then iedy says I'm the devil when xal says shit like this

ye ok

[ancient marsh]

i wonder why we say this

[clever siren]

Still no decent progression mod for SPT 4 : (

[compact knoll]

At least youre using it somewhere

[soft coral]

true true thats pretty true

[keen sparrow]

He’s waiting until 4.0.2

Assuming you’re talking sbout abps

[fast garden]

The European mind would never be able to comprehend Buc-ee’s

Its like playing invictus with life granter and finally getting another life after playing for a day with no extras

[stark torrent]

We have free healthcare man

Put the fries in the bag

[fast garden]

I just got 8 gallons of gas for $16

Went inside the super restroom with like

20 stalls and 20 urinals

Came out and got some bomb ass fudge

Back to it

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif

i put 16 bucks of gas in my car , the empty light is still on

son of a fucking bitch

[fast garden]

The first like 170 miles is over time for the last 155

Cheers

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/2omb-pray-prayge-gif-24836268

safe travels

[viral egret]

romania

where you pay less for one night stands than one full tank of gas

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pPbwimQqAqo?si=zgc7sEMF9wo1DkRz
@stark torrent

reminded me of when that scav threw a nade at us like an artillery piece

[stark torrent]

jesus

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

You talking about

https://tenor.com/view/buccees-my-beloved-gif-2213603715744264789

https://youtu.be/GF6VnTSxTxA?si=t_9gfFABAkQ-VJt0

[soft coral]

guys

does anyone have glorywide? @keen sparrow @stark torrent @viral egret @fast garden @compact knoll @brittle sinew @native crypt ?

I need it for...something

[keen sparrow]

No idea what that is

[soft coral]

uncultured swine

nvm found it

[viral egret]

@soft coral

gamma can look good without additional shaders

too

[soft coral]

I dont use shaders

@viral egret @keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll @ancient marsh @brittle sinew @native crypt

i cba to center it his fuckign thumb gets in the way idc

scarier thing is this can be put as a player portrait image

[keen sparrow]

I’m here for LASS updates, 🖕

[soft coral]

oh lord

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/K3Min4WnQPw?si=S0GnbtXlD4enGCU7

[short cove]

That is like 12l of gas here in Germany-> 3-4 gallons

[wintry ridge]

U fellas should just lean into nuclear power and electric cars already damn

[compact knoll]

Never forget who you are fighting for

[native crypt]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQBnTwGiGml/ @soft coral

[keen sparrow]

I won't get banned from GAMMA if i get banned from here right?

I really wanna post a picture of a fat shit in their fan-art section

[compact knoll]

Nah you wont

I think most of us here are banned from there

I think xal and ivan is

Dont remember if iedy is

[keen sparrow]

I had one interaction/exchange in their IRL weapons section

absolute fucking philistines

[compact knoll]

Remember who you are fighting for

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/cDcTlFPq4Pk

Official tarkov channel btw

[compact knoll]

Yeah im the only one here that's not banned from tarkov server

I did get banned before on a different account

[keen sparrow]

k

Watch their fan-art channel if you want a laugh

LMAO

k time of posting is 10:31 PM, 10/24/2025, let's see how long it stays there

[clever siren]

no the other one by Dewardian Dev

[keen sparrow]

awwww, lame

[wintry ridge]

whats ur retarded obsession with posting shit in there

[keen sparrow]

i've mentioned it 2 times

[compact knoll]

10 minutes

Pretty good

Its only a warning

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-looking-hurt-omning-it-invincible-meme-gif-14293632645678660766

[stark torrent]

Sir half of us are banned from there

I got banned for telling @ancient marsh to paracord himself

[keen sparrow]

Apparently posting a pic of a massive ass dragon in your toilet is only enough to get embed banned

[stark torrent]

the mods there are dogshit personally

[soft coral]

YOU THINK?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Thee got banned from OEFT and on Reddit for some reason

[keen sparrow]

I thought it'd be a full temp or perma

[stark torrent]

hahaha

good one

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

Ok sir

Cambridge exam is starting soon

May god help me

[soft coral]

how about you jump off the cambridge

jk

[soft coral]

hope you pass

[keen sparrow]

Me when i made it to 28.

usually the cool people die at 27. so am not cool.

[cyan garnet]

Theres mfs in that discord that post "nikita is russian kojima" everyday

[soft coral]

this friend group is peak
im 23 iedy is 27 or something
this grandpa is 30 or whatever
artyom is fucking 17 little kid

rexanas kid will play with us someday probably

[keen sparrow]

Probably, no way this little dude doesn't wind up a gamer

[soft coral]

anything but tarkov

otherwise im calling cps

[keen sparrow]

Oh i'm sure Tarkov will crash and burn 3 months after 1.0 is out

Okay, yo

so

hear me out

[cyan garnet]

1.0 is going to be shit

[keen sparrow]

oh the new guns will probably be all that holds people's attention

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[keen sparrow]

I'm so BOOOORED

[stark torrent]

good luck sir

[stark torrent]

play russian rulette with full mag

[keen sparrow]

Sir

☝️ 🤓 It's called a Cyclinder

[stark torrent]

not if u use an AR

[soft coral]

cock

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/please-give-me-cock-korean-english-gif-14448929

[soft coral]

typical eft player

[short cove]

Tf u mean nuclear

[wintry ridge]

the actually good green energy

wind and solar and hydro is nice and good but its not really scalable into the future like nuclear is

[soft coral]

ok vault tec

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

[stark torrent]

GEW AWEEEEEEEEEYYYY

[short cove]

I mean it kinda is, otherwise my state wouldent be able to cover its entire energy consume with those exclusively and finnland iirc can too

Like it is scalable, the government's just dont really wish to do so and simple storage solutions like "pumpspeicher kraftwerke" aren't used at all for some reason.

[wintry ridge]

GIVE ME COLD FUSION RAAAHHH

[keen sparrow]

isn't Thorium salt the hip new thing?

[keen sparrow]

WDY MEAN it was funny, lol

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @brittle sinew @short cove

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

i remember failing to wipe myself

so the ladies had to come

[keen sparrow]

Mine was i'd eaten bad eggs

went to kick a soccer ball too hard, sharted my undies

[soft coral]

HAHAHA

[keen sparrow]

It was that pre-mixed yellow slop from a carton

fuckin poor people eggs, lol

[soft coral]

ayy

[short cove]

@soft coral Bulgaria could neva

[soft coral]

?

a pack of 10?

we have packs of 12 in kaufland or metro man

[native crypt]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

aha

[compact knoll]

Got speaking left

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

Pretty sure i fumbled on audio

Did writing in like 30 min

I think reading like the same

Was first in both

[short cove]

Wait you got metro there?

Blue text
Yellow background?

[soft coral]

yes motherfucker

[short cove]

Bruh

All your stores are german

Kaufland is german

Metro is

Lidl is

Dont tell me you got penny, aldi or rewe there too

Or edeka

[soft coral]

we don't have penny anymore

no aldi or rewe

[stark torrent]

we do have penny here

my town has 3 ffs

there is one in Silistra as well

[soft coral]

SILISTRA

anything but silistra

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral We love lidl

[soft coral]

we do

[fast garden]

Was worried I was gonna spend all my money here

Rest of my PTO just paid out

https://tenor.com/view/d9luxe-wolf-gif-8308069160251473616

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent speaking was easy

The girl in my pair fumbled tho

Hope she passes

I studied with her before

Long afo

I know her face, ive seen it before

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gjaddCUANxg?si=Un481b4MCS3rHeA2 @compact knoll @fast garden @brittle sinew @stark torrent @native crypt @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

bro i live next to 2 pennys and 2 lidls, and a kaufland in a 5km radius

might be a third penny i havent found yet

[soft coral]

kaufland lidl and penny market single handedly running Bulgarian and Romanian economy

AND keeping it alive

rook: I can make england flag with my movements
bishop: I can make scottish one
queen: and I can make UK flag with mine
knight:

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

[short cove]

King makes crafting table

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/live/0Q-NBIsxcDQ?si=yRCxwV7vXPUG-_fl

trying out a youtube stream for testing

[short cove]

Dosent yt give you a WAY better cut?

[soft coral]

not streaming for moni

[short cove]

What then?

[soft coral]

for fun

and to grow my channel mate

[short cove]

To rot kid brains?

[soft coral]

no

this is gamma not skibidi toilet

[short cove]

One causes autism the other is targetting autists

[soft coral]

drop a like will you?

please

[short cove]

Why arent in your dc connections your twitch and yt

[soft coral]

what?

I had a stroke reading that

[short cove]

Just dropped a like and sub

[short cove]

Add your yt and your twitch

[soft coral]

aah

got bullied for those in the past

[compact knoll]

Deserved

[soft coral]

wow

well fuck you too

dickhead

[compact knoll]

Im up for whenever

[soft coral]

??????????????????

[short cove]

God tier response

[soft coral]

more like gey tier response

[cyan garnet]

bros a vtuber

[soft coral]

just put the like and sub in the bag lil vro 🥀

no seriously it helps my channel a lot

<3

[short cove]

@soft coral when stalker gumba clip montage?

Like you juking a random faction like you're playing labs

[soft coral]

bruh

[fast garden]

In my hotel room watching ice road truckers

[soft coral]

ooshka

[soft coral]

ICE ROAD TRUCKETS MENTIONED

RAHHHHHHHH

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

the narrator on those shows is always spot on with the dramatic music

"TONIGHT!!! explosion WILL JOHNATHAN SURVIVE ONE OF THE HARDEST ROADS HE HAS EVER FACED?? more explosions"

[fast garden]

One of the guys intros was nirvana lol

[soft coral]

peak levels through the roof

[fast garden]

And then it like cut to a woman who’s heat in the truck ran out and she was blowtorching the windshield to see

She goes like “I have to maintain what little heat I have left in these gloves and blowtorch or the cold will kill me”

Camera cutaway explosion

[soft coral]

highway through hell is also nice @fast garden

but they're in canada

time to adventure with friends

[ancient marsh]

used #╟❓general-offtopic for like 3 weeks and this is the result

[short cove]

Can someone give me a "i am tired hitler"?

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1238615665921884270/1345754588539519059/caption.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413829973193654272/1414036153950011512/im_coming_hitler.gif

[soft coral]

💪

[ancient marsh]

tarkov so dead most posts are about the hello kitty game in the tarkov channel

[soft coral]

but its so cute

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G0uXtoeawAAIqiR.gif

[short cove]

I am so tired

[soft coral]

game actually has a lot of content

• worth if for the extremely cute and cosy vibes

[short cove]

If you ever see a manual labourer that's sub 20 which struggles hard asf, idk kill him or smth, the mfs dont get paid enough to do the job

[soft coral]

I'm over here collecting APPLES man I'm gathering STICKS

[runic ruin]

how???👀

[stark torrent]

btr is bugged rn

its been bugged for a month actually

[keen sparrow]

let's start a polymarket bet

that it's still busted in 1.0

[pallid bolt]

Scavs stole my top and nape, but that's the price for a tan ULACH

[soft coral]

what isn't bugged in this game

[stark torrent]

what is this

[soft coral]

it's cock

[keen sparrow]

Joke

screenshotted it posted here to fuck with some people

People are going to gripe though. 4.0 has literally 0 gun mods right now

[short cove]

https://youtu.be/olQh39MoJsQ?si=WNbHhwA0GyJbRi8C

Tf is Russian up to

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[keen sparrow]

you're in the WTT discord you could go bug them

[short cove]

Just because I could dosent mean I should

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1431743072923943024/VID_20251025_132448_547.mp4?ex=68fe8625&is=68fd34a5&hm=a21715ec59fc108f03861ffcba6e16506c6ef37878188f9b72b91a354c3dfdd2&

oh yeah

I almost forgot to share this with you guys

https://youtu.be/8mz7ZbVIuMo?si=uN4geMUOw8XeDF58 @keen sparrow @fast garden

one of the collest things I've ever found

was tractor pulling competitions

[keen sparrow]

Lord america does some weird shit..

[soft coral]

maybe but its so fucking cool

[keen sparrow]

Being an american is like having a friend that you've known since you were 6. a best friend that you'd die for.

but he's fucking retarded and does dumb shit constantly

[soft coral]

hell yeah

[fast garden]

I didn’t go to the tractor pull in town

[keen sparrow]

and is really really hard to defend, lol

[fast garden]

Ivan are you familiar with demolition derby’s

I think I asked about this

[soft coral]

the shit where they nearly kill each other in cars?

[short cove]

Dont these tractors put out enough co² to drive a regular car like 50km over a highway in a single pull?

[keen sparrow]

oh here we fucking go

[soft coral]

yes.

[fast garden]

Awww man I remember an air show I went to as a kit where they had like a Boeing engine strapped to a truck cab

[soft coral]

literally they do

[keen sparrow]

You know those gas leaf blowers?

https://tenor.com/view/blower-leaf-blower-rook-hydra-bridge-gif-10929936754578570064

[short cove]

The humble American when the neffarious European brings up the climate

[short cove]

Goofy shit but yeah

[keen sparrow]

you climate retards make me want to say gamer words

[soft coral]

honestly the only reason I'd visit america is to visit either the apalachia or go to dragster/tractor pulling show

[fast garden]

Man I love hot rods and rat rods

[keen sparrow]

yeah, gas leaf blowers put out more CO2 in 30 minutes than a ford F150 would driving from anchorage alaska to houston texas

Ford accidentally discovered that when doing an emission study to boast about their F150's efficiency

they proved their truck is clean, but accidentally DECIMATED leaf blower industry

[soft coral]

the humble european when they live in a house NOT made from spit and 2 pieces of paper

[fast garden]

And they were like “oh shit these are horrible lmfao”

[keen sparrow]

well, Japan came up with them

[fast garden]

“Oh well fuck those guys”

[keen sparrow]

They were shitty 2 cycle pesticide sprayers

and someone decided to take the spray tank off one day

boom. leaf blower

[short cove]

Dude that sounds fucking awesome

I have like 4 or such of those pump versions that go up to like 4 bar (idk like 60psi?)

[keen sparrow]

I fucking despise leaf blowers

[short cove]

They're legit a novelty item

[keen sparrow]

Only California legislation i agree with is their ban on gas leaf blowers

[short cove]

Like close tk utterly useless

[keen sparrow]

well in Portland Oregon, where i lived i heard atleast 6 a week

[short cove]

I would partly challenge that due to the sheer difference in fuel consumption

Like aint no way the truck consumes less fuel then that leafblower in 30 mins

That sounds like a actual commercially made up statistic

[keen sparrow]

nope

you're thinking about it all wrong

it's the way the leaf blower engine works that makes it shit

[short cove]

Like that's what? More then 4000km?

[short cove]

A two stroke yes is bad

[short cove]

But not "30 mins of this is worse then 4k km+" worse

[keen sparrow]

https://www.edmunds.com/about/press/leaf-blowers-emissions-dirtier-than-high-performance-pick-up-trucks-says-edmunds-insidelinecom.html

oh okay the same as

my bad

lmfao i can see it now

beer gut chud dad hooking a fucking clothing dryer exhaust tube to his truck's exhaust

to leaf blow his front yard

that'd be such a retarded american thing to do

[short cove]

If that is true

Then i think the closed garage car on forever sleep dosent work anymore

As long as you got a cat atleast

[keen sparrow]

I just don't buy the climate shit

In Portland, one of the bluest, most leftoid cities in america

everyone around me had a leafblower, and used it twice a week

and they were not electric, lol

[keen sparrow]

nah

no chart is going to change my

[short cove]

Average air temperature differentiation from the average in °C

[keen sparrow]

bruh you're retarded if you think you're changing minds on the internet

[short cove]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[keen sparrow]

There's too many climate activists with seaside property, i ain't buyin it

When i was like.. 14 years old, i watched Al Gore's an inconvenient truth, totally bought into it

but uhhh

[keen sparrow]

you should watch that movie actually, lol

according to that stupid film Florida should've been underwater years ago

[keen sparrow]

I'm sorry if that seemed harsh. I'm just saving you a lot of time, and from heightened Cortisol levels.

[short cove]

Well its just that basically germany is adapting to the climate change and we along with Europe are actually doing a ton

And to be honest

It would not make any sense for the car nation of the world to suddenly shoot themselves in the knee by just saying "aight no co2 from 2050 onwards"

And killing Europe's full combustion engine market*

While like almost all big car brands come from Germany:
Audi
Skoda
Volkswagsn
Mercedes
BMW
Porsche
Seat
Cupra
And so many more which each give off hundreds of millions if not billions yearly and with that such a godless amount of tax revenue

[keen sparrow]

oh you think politicians have your best interests in mind

i'm sorry.

[short cove]

Like it makes no sense from a "yeah its big company selling you this"

Even the manufacturers hate making electric cars

And theyre actively not investing it in or when they do they do the bare minimum without someone just going around and gluing leasing cars shut from the company

[short cove]

I dont belive that tbh, I am the "politicians shouldent feel safe anymore and lobbyists should be hung" type of person

Its just that even here you get warmer and warmer summers w this year i think it spiking up to like close to 40°C

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@ancient marsh

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

oh jfc, this guy

[short cove]

Which is 102 fahrenheit

And i am living in a rural area where hot spots arent as much of a topic as in bigger cities

[keen sparrow]

k, i'm !topic'ing you when you come here to tell us you had your first child or a relative died

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/814594334606753822/1431744044542984222/45a105aa4d059f6f5fb0b3ec946af4fb.mp4?ex=68fe870c&is=68fd358c&hm=f7b9da7aef67cd28297096e60ceb4016eb409be7e18f7c42041a4ad8a437bb70&

[keen sparrow]

'subtle foreshadowing'

oh here comes the peanut gallery

[wintry ridge]

Yeah, it should've, but we kept our greenhouse gas emissions under control for a while, remember that hole in the ozone layer thing

[keen sparrow]

The one that everyone was freaking out about when you were still a swimmer in your dad's ballsack?

YEARS AGO

Retard equating ozone depletion with CO2 emissions

it was because we were using freon as a refrigerant

And the ozone hasn't recovered and likely won't till like 2060

[short cove]

I mean I've heard countless times that it actually did heal a lot

In germany atleast we now use propane or ammonium a lot for cooling applications

[keen sparrow]

because of the Montreal treaty or whatever tf its called

[short cove]

Which are 1 a lot more climate friendly

And 2 also a lot more available in general

[short cove]

In germany a lot of FckW was used which is like really fucking bad

Like 1kg of that stuff is doing like the damage of iirc 12 tons or smth of co2

Could also be 2 tons, I just remember it being a fuck ton

[wintry ridge]

both affect global warming lol

[keen sparrow]

We should find a way to turn off the sun

pesky sun, making the earth warm and shit

bro, 4.0 is fucked. we have the guaranteed boss skull marker, but it is literally on every map

[wintry ridge]

epic life hack: just erupt some supervolcano in hawaii to cool down the earth via ash

[keen sparrow]

536 AD, what a year to be alive

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volcanic_winter_of_536

[keen sparrow]

Hopefully i don't fuck this up, lol

I haven't read any tutorials on how to change GAMMA Icons

i mean shit, i have the fucking file open in visual studio somehow, lol

[calm pollen]

Nyet, image files are fine

No need to change

[keen sparrow]

holy shit this might work, lmao

[keen sparrow]

based.

a little crusty, but it's never being released so idgaf

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[keen sparrow]

it's...

This

Christ, it keeps going up

Glad i got mine when i did, shit

Cigarettes and Guitar, 10/10 GOTY

[keen sparrow]

oh you know this shit's gonna go hard

[pseudo storm]

That is some wacky main menu visuals

[wintry ridge]

this game is ass solo

its just tarkov hideout upgrade sim but its balanced around having 3 buddies to carry loot too

not enough time to do stuff solo

[thorny loom]

is it tarkov ?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/glasses-moist-gif-7240710

[keen sparrow]

Yes.

[calm pollen]

1.0 my guy, get with the program

[thorny loom]

okey

joe_handshake

[keen sparrow]

i didn't know piss role people talked here

[keen sparrow]

yeah, i could feel that after an hour

[wintry ridge]

thats the only glaring issue though tbh, the rest is easily balanced by getting better jackets and backpacks or bugfixes

anomalies are also just kinda boring? idk

[keen sparrow]

It's definitely going to need some time to fill the boots it's trying to fill.

[wintry ridge]

i mean

it had that time

this is the "1.0" release

[keen sparrow]

yeeeeah....

[wintry ridge]

and it plays the same as the playtest versions

hell it even has the same multiplayer connection issues where some players just cannot join and the map doesnt load right

[keen sparrow]

glad i only paid like 9$

[wintry ridge]

yeah

i feel like having a dev roadmap that adds like 2x the current content as postlaunch stuff is silly

abiotic is probably my favorite game in terms of how well they delivered on the roadmap

it was all a bunch of accurately laid out goals leading up to 1.0

and so far the post 1.0 updates have been fixes or slightly tuned changes to existing thingies

[wintry ridge]

even the new roadmap is just like uhh

generic live service stuff like holiday events

[wintry ridge]

"i know its 1.0 but just hold steady guys, we'll have an endgame goal soon"

[keen sparrow]

Here's hoping Beta Decay doesn't flop too

[wintry ridge]

im not very optimistic about it ngl

its very very very ambitious and there hasnt been a gameplay showcase since like a year ago

the early access teaser has gameplay in it but its so edited together its not really a good way to judge whether you'd enjoy it or not

[cyan garnet]

I hope the big surprise for 1.0 is nikita killing himself

[wintry ridge]

i hope he gets brainrippered and turned into an artificial construct

so he can develop tarkov for another 300 years

[soft coral]

ok but we all know 1.0 will be a disappointment

[stark torrent]

yeah it will probably not work as inteded on launch , including the servers

which will lead to a lot of circlejerk on reddit and shit i cant wait to read comments

Nikita : we are aware of issues pls have pacience

Random guy on twitter : wishes his whole bloodline vaporises

[cyan garnet]

Yeah neither

I cant wait to see these steam players seethe after getting a 180 head eyes spell casted on them by a 30kd wizard

game is not meant to be fun

[soft coral]

we've had patience for 8 years now

idk man my patience personally ran out

like im not saying this out of hate
but from pure experience in those 3k hours ive wasted

it will simply flop

fix 3 bugs introduce 30 more because the new intern simply looked at the code

[cyan garnet]

Itll be the exact same sbit except with some new guns, some cutscenes and a shitty terminal pve mission against ultra cracked but still somehow still retarded black division ai

2 weeks til release with 0 content previews other then some guns on nikita twitter lmfao never change bsg

[soft coral]

wipe will survive avout 3 weeks and 99% of content creators will go back to watching youtube on stream

gm fellas cheers with coffee

[ancient marsh]

IT'S THE CUCKOLD MAN

[native crypt]

Gm

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1431901757646045214/VTpPcU.gif

[native crypt]

I got that and eggs with sausage

[keen sparrow]

I wonder what his pistons look like after that

are they blued like a heat treat? lol

[viral egret]

hello guys and gals

[native crypt]

Gm

[viral egret]

99 minor bugs in the system
fix one
117 minor bugs in the system

[viral egret]

morning mortgage

@soft coral

[native crypt]

[viral egret]

its time

[glacial haven]

With the girlfriend that failed at creating a successful blog and went back to OF

[viral egret]

to

farm

[glacial haven]

[viral egret]

hello sniper

[glacial haven]

sup cryon

[viral egret]

how are you man

[glacial haven]

Pretty good, what about you?

[ancient marsh]

the guy that put himself crying in a therapy session at the end of a takedown video, and then later called himself stoic

[compact knoll]

Hey snipuh

[viral egret]

i'm alright, waiting for my cat to come back home to feed her

she goes outside often and chills with the dog

[glacial haven]

sup artyom

[glacial haven]

Damn nice

[viral egret]

will prob js play gamma since i wanna finish invictus for the first time

[glacial haven]

Cats + Dogs are a pretty nice combo when they get along

[keen sparrow]

My favourite is when sam hyde mind-broke him for like a week

[viral egret]

yeah my cat gets along with my dog really well

they play sometimes

[glacial haven]

I mean, I get him but like, he should really just cut ties with that toxic shit and finally live his life again

He has really become a joke lmao

[ancient marsh]

idk if he can since he like doubled, tripled, quadrupled down

he said he wants to keep streaming because he wants to be white Hasan Piker and give him competition

idubbbz streams to like 100-200 people btw

[glacial haven]

It works because the Internet forgets easily, remember the safe the kids token? Not a lot of content creators from back then get shit on for it anymore nowadays

[ancient marsh]

the creator of modern youtube commentary gets less live viewers than tigz @compact knoll

and tigz @ everyone's with a picture of an emoji spreading its asshole

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

ggs man

i think it's rope angle for idubbbz

[glacial haven]

That's nice

Idubbbz just needs to go back to being a joking retard that basically just ragebaits people, then he will probably be fine

[viral egret]

my gamma just shat itself

tried to go to menu crash

[glacial haven]

Or he should've exited when FilthyFrank did

That would've probably been better than his career suicide attempts

[daring torrent]

i liked when frank came back for plummpcorp

[soft coral]

fuck this shit

[viral egret]

hello ivan

[soft coral]

Salut

[glacial haven]

Yeah but wasn't that under his new handle, joji?

[viral egret]

hows the run going

[glacial haven]

Idk, didn't even know he came back in general lmao

[soft coral]

bro its 9:19

chill

i dont play all day

[viral egret]

damn me neither i just play 2 or 3 hours and i go play smth else

[soft coral]

So why ask retard

[keen sparrow]

Ivan woke up and chose violence

wakes up

[soft coral]

WOULD YOU NOT

[keen sparrow]

"I'm mad now."

[viral egret]

i dont blame him

[soft coral]

with these apes

lord give me strenght

in reality its because im still sleepy

[daring torrent]

he was somewhat anonymous about it

channel hasnt uploaded in a year which makes me sad

genuinely some of the funniest stuff ive seen

[soft coral]

@viral egret @keen sparrow @glacial haven

[viral egret]

Shooter born in heaven

[stark torrent]

Poltergeist doing more damage than an AP bullet with a cardbox

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret @fast garden @glacial haven @keen sparrow

LOOOOOORD ALMIGHTYYYY

the fucking smell of this

AUUUUU

[viral egret]

god bless

best burgers are made at home

[soft coral]

not burgers retard

[keen sparrow]

That onion sear is peak

[soft coral]

im not american

IM BALKAN JEBEM TI PICKU MATERINY

[keen sparrow]

oh no, he's retarded

[soft coral]

that too

but thats besides the point

these are kufteta

not a fucking burger

[viral egret]

ohh

even better

[short cove]

Can you shoot me a invite to the server tag you have?

[keen sparrow]

k

[stark torrent]

top are community made edits - bottom is season 1 battlepass skins

[glacial haven]

Wasn't it a big selling point that battlefield 6 will have grounded and tactical skins, if any?

[stark torrent]

yeah that was 19 days ago

unfortunately , they lied

https://tenor.com/view/ea-sports-e-ea-meme-gif-14922519

[glacial haven]

In what universe is the mountain dew themed skin and a UN sex doll looking ass skin grounded

[glacial haven]

Bro I haven't even played the game yet and they are already planning to add dog shit skins

[viral egret]

i cant even buy the game lmfao

i dont have 300 ron laying around freely or whatever price it is

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

The community edits are lit. The actual Season 1 skins looks like a cooler full of children's sugary drinks.

[viral egret]

i hate modern games tbh, pricing is insane foor what u dont get sometimes

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

insane find

pretty sure he has the massive 55mm buckshot too

or w/e it was called

0.55 i think

[keen sparrow]

GRAB IT, QUICK

[vivid dawn]

Thats not silicone

[little flame]

who's a good clanker

[ancient marsh]

ggs

[little flame]

hello xalrider

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent so we get this emote but not ishowspeed holding back laughter?

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[stark torrent]

You didnt give me a good cropped one

Useless shit

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-ishowmeat-funny-laugh-gif-3834932356741800396

nice anims

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

lowkey clipchamp makes it way easier to edit my shorts and other shit

[gritty python]

pain

[soft coral]

pff

weak

[keen sparrow]

Boy-o (EpicRangeTime) made spooky masks for halloween

[keen sparrow]

When you wear your nods during daylight hours

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

Tarkov talk?
In tarkov channel?

[exotic vector]

how else are they gonna poach players from COD

[ancient marsh]

i died 1 second left on car with it

ggs

[keen sparrow]

My 2-year-old son is grunting trying to open a Golden Star

'Art imitates reality'

[pallid bolt]

Maybe they should make it openable for more creatures than just rats

[keen sparrow]

we had some 'helper' role guy in here asking if a game i was posting pics of was Tarkov

[soft coral]

yeah cool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/391568553696034830/1432069153547882506/image.png?ex=68ffb5d4&is=68fe6454&hm=a6cc374cad001ef8253a60efa0496348d7ebcbfcdae1b877b861a7e8b8171c5c&

I met pompompurin

tarkov can't give you that

[keen sparrow]

*without mods

[soft coral]

even with

[keen sparrow]

I have hello kitty backpacks in my stash, right now

they're not pompom, but

[soft coral]

then its not the same

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1398736572660318270/1432080847040942303/image.png?ex=68ffc0b8&is=68fe6f38&hm=1a72acb0cc4afc2ae22f771c36c147d20bc230635dfba18c09b9433a7c52757b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=314

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

Live btw

[soft coral]

get me on scav with low cooldown I can make this money in no time

this is ez right here

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

Drudge Report stealing my jokes

[soft coral]

chat

these comments

are sending me

[keen sparrow]

WHOOOA

[soft coral]

?

[keen sparrow]

i read them

[soft coral]

I dont think any of them are ban worthy

[keen sparrow]

not at all

[soft coral]

@stark torrent are they?

[keen sparrow]

just wild af

[soft coral]

gotta check with the clan boss

[soft coral]

I CANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

GOD BLESS INSTAGRAm

oh lord

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[soft coral]

you laughed

I know you did

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[next temple]

I didnt laugh but cringed at both the video and comments

Genuinely considering neck rope after seeing this.

[soft coral]

then it worked

[keen sparrow]

yup

Battlebit remastered has more sensible skins

[soft coral]

jokes on them I can do this in tarkov already

[fast garden]

If that skin didn’t have the stupid ass mask it would be fine

[short cove]

That is probably hd pe instead of silicone

Also Holy tarktard, you pulled ts up in sub 2 mins

[short cove]

Is vro speaking stalker gamma?

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1431901757646045214/VTpPcU.gif

[soft coral]

@stark torrent we answer the call..

[wintry ridge]

@short cove wake up oomf, time to grind the customs tactical map

[keen sparrow]

I got gyp'd

[golden thicket]

i'm sure I'm not the first person to post this
but playing duckov
and these cheeky fuckers

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, bronze watch, mechanical key, a gas tanker

I know they wanted to make references but goddamn

I like duckov but i feel like the game only starts by the third map, and that takes like 6 hours to get to for some reason

[wintry ridge]

is 3rd map the huge one where you cant see the enemies half the time because you dont have maxxed perception or whatever