💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

it was not this slow when they first patched it

and the no inertia feels dogshit because im used to carrying momentum into peeks

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean there was a single guy doing AD strafes

with an HK

but it felt like ass

BSG devs impossible generational challenge

If any of you want to get the rare items from crates, you have to open them in one go , if you RESTART your game, IT RESETS YOUR ODDS AGAIN

SCAMMERS BEFORE OUR EYES

[keen sparrow]

Jesuuuuuus

How long until incompetence is ruled out and it is actually malice

[dapper grotto]

YOU FUCKING WHAT

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

Fr fr fuck this

@soft coral

Say it with me

[short cove]

So statistically its 1400€ for one legendary

[soft coral]

say what?

[short cove]

Fourteen hundred

Euro

[glacial haven]

I have heard about a lot of design choices in gaming already but that has to be the most retarded one up until now

That would mean it assigns a completely new seed based on game sessions rather than just the case, that is utterly retarded

It would be a one (1) additional database entry field to not have it do that

[short cove]

Tarkov players when bsg does a bullshit decision

[keen sparrow]

BSG singlehandedly proving Hanlon’s Razor wrong

~Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity~

[compact knoll]

touched a hobo to make sure he isnt dead

gonna contract aids

@stark torrent arena?

[stark torrent]

but sir it sucks

[compact knoll]

everything is better with friends

[keen sparrow]

So wdym by ‘resets your odds’ exactly

[stark torrent]

sure i guess

hop on @ancient marsh stop suffering like apig alone

[keen sparrow]

Is there some kind of tracker displayed and it resets when you start the game again?

[short cove]

How bro is gonna look like 12 seconds into a match:

[short cove]

I wonder if it is kinda like a predictable cycle like old CR chest drops

Where its like

bad bad bad good bad good bad bad great

And so on or if its the fucking lottery and the whole thing resets with it being restarted

Like there being no cycle but just pure luck

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent is there a pity system that resets if you restart the game?

[wintry ridge]

It's gacha

Guaranteed rares within X opened crates

But the tracking is per session of crates opened, not total amount opened

[fast garden]

obvious bug

i hope

[wintry ridge]

Most games with that system have it be total opened crates

I think stalcraft has that too?

[fast garden]

fake game

[wintry ridge]

Is assume it's a bug since bsg fucks up implementation of everything

I don't think they're gonna retroactively give rares to people that already opened past the limit in multiple sessions tho

Since they're shit at reimbursing players for game breaking issues

[fast garden]

how can you be shit at something you dontr do

[wintry ridge]

I'm shit at painting because I don't paint

They're shit at reimbursement because the only time they do it is for reporting cheaters

And it's literally pennies

At least give us XP for it

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent are you alive

should i buy?

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-25519944

[pallid bolt]

what even is this tactical map?

it initially sounded like a new map for arena, or maybe a walk-through of the important spots, but what's up with all the skins and shit?

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[ancient marsh]

customs tactical map sounds like wwhat people were asking for, as in the places from tarkov to practice pvp in

[compact knoll]

i really want the hawaian shirt

[ancient marsh]

just buy one irl

[compact knoll]

prob will be cheaper too

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cerebro-explosion-mind-blown-gif-8141811

[compact knoll]

@next temple

[next temple]

hmmm

[pallid bolt]

i always thought having RPK mags like that would lead to a lot of accidental drops

unless those pockets are super tight

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-back-dog-golden-retriever-back-golden-retriever-scared-golden-retriever-disgusted-gif-26048691

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191536597523496961/1336541775996915753/headshot.gif

im not playing arena

how do you fuck it up this bad

NO SOUND

NO MOVEMENT

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/stay-in-the-box-get-gif-233802832500378753

[fast garden]

dude atp

just spend 50 dollas on all the tiers

[stark torrent]

just go buy yourself a meal at Hooters or whatever man

[compact knoll]

bro

[stark torrent]

u dont need whatever shirt that much

[compact knoll]

teammate running in front of me

like

1 meter in front

and i cant hear him

[glacial haven]

I can't comment on the sound design of tarkov, the last time I played, it was alright

It was a bit fucked because it felt like it has 0 respect for walls

[stark torrent]

in arena they changed stuff and naturally

[glacial haven]

Either you hear footsteps or you don't

[stark torrent]

its fuckewd

[glacial haven]

But it was alright

[stark torrent]

like its not even ....fucked its just buggy

as in soudns do not play at all

[glacial haven]

ah

[stark torrent]

or enemy sounds muffled while you are outside for some reason

eh its whatever im burnt out of tarkov anyway hard to enjoy anything rn

just gonna wait for release atp

[fast garden]

arena was fine

then they touched it

[compact knoll]

when was last time

[stark torrent]

yeah like it was actually ok

[glacial haven]

That's what I am doing but then again, I didn't play the game for like 2 years by now

[compact knoll]

yeah it was GOOD before

but now its doshit

[glacial haven]

Like actually play it, I tested it sometime in between but not for a full wipe

[compact knoll]

they are quote on quote improving sound

and it just gets worse and worse everytime

[stark torrent]

meanwhile bf6 releases this after 18 days of grounded realistic skins

[compact knoll]

12.12 and 12.9 sound was PEAK

[glacial haven]

That was good already considered to now?

Damn, I might not test that game on 1.0

[glacial haven]

I would honestly just rage if the sound is that fucked

[compact knoll]

fucking blueberries LOL

[compact knoll]

i think its better in the normal game

but its still very dogshit

[stark torrent]

90s generation vs GEnZ uniform

[compact knoll]

in arena its genuanly shit

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

i can not hear

ANYTHING

[glacial haven]

How tho

[compact knoll]

its muffled

[glacial haven]

Isn't it the literal same game, just with different modes?

[compact knoll]

you know how you hear people inside building from outside

its just constantly muffled

[fast garden]

i regret to inform you

no

[glacial haven]

How do you fuck something in different branches of your game

[stark torrent]

its not anymore no

[compact knoll]

and youre running

[glacial haven]

Ah

[compact knoll]

and you just cant hear anything because its so muffled

[glacial haven]

Alright, makes no sense but alright

[compact knoll]

there is a map called bay 5

and tehre are metal containers

and there is a line of sight to it from 3 meters

teammate was running on metal

i had to stop and listen to hear him

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

before you run on escalators on interchange

and i would hear you from fucking rassmussen

[glacial haven]

The only reason for playing Arena is to get the GP for base, right?

[compact knoll]

skins

[glacial haven]

To buy equipment and so on

[compact knoll]

GP, Money Legas

[glacial haven]

Ah

[stark torrent]

there is a new battlepass rn

so ppl are farming points for it

but its just

painful

[compact knoll]

the new paid battlepass has a very good skill i like

but like

with this movement

[stark torrent]

game is working against you

[compact knoll]

i cant play

im genuanly getting mad when playing

multiple times my headshots didnt reg

[fast garden]

it never was

[glacial haven]

I mean, it was a branch of the game at some point, they probably ported over the majority, that's what I was getting at

[stark torrent]

the same

[glacial haven]

But it's possible that they are vastly different now

[stark torrent]

it was it used the same movement

[compact knoll]

ok have you seen the map size difference

between normal tarkov and arena

well the fps is the fucking same

[glacial haven]

I haven't played Arena, even when it came out I didn't touch it

[fast garden]

theres always been differences

on release it had old recoil

[short cove]

14000€ for a legendary btw

[compact knoll]

most maps are like the size of factory

[fast garden]

sound has like been the same for less than half of its lifespan

[short cove]

My previous calculation was wrong w 1400

[stark torrent]

1.4 mil Euros for legendary

[glacial haven]

That doesn't sound too bad

[short cove]

Thats 14 x 100 with 1% drop rate

[fast garden]

there are unique balancing aspects to arena

[compact knoll]

yeah but for me i dont go above like 90 fps

[short cove]

Its however .1

[compact knoll]

meanwhile there is CS 2

which has

better reg

better graphics

better sound

better fps

[glacial haven]

How tho lmao

[compact knoll]

dogshit optimisation thats how

[glacial haven]

Alright, so they ported over the dogshit of tarkov, got it

[compact knoll]

it was even worse before

like when it first came out

i had 30 fps on one of the maps

[stark torrent]

[glacial haven]

If the game is that shit, both base and Arena, why do you guys even still play it?

Out of sheer boredom or?

[compact knoll]

well im not playing arena

the gameplay loop is fun

the pvp is fun

the high stakes is fun

its like crack

[stark torrent]

Tarkov is still fun at least early or when the game doesnt just go on a bug streak that ruin everything

Arena purely for early advantages in EFT

cause u get money, xp , skills etc

from doing your dailies

thats it

[compact knoll]

honestly even when we were farming killa twice

[glacial haven]

I'll be honest, the only reason why I enjoyed the game, as stupid as it sounds, was the main menu music.

I was happy when I started the game and I was happy then I came back from a raid and heard it again

[compact knoll]

i wasnt really bored

[compact knoll]

tired maybe, but never bored

[glacial haven]

Just not as happy when I got aimed at through walls

[stark torrent]

yeah i agree the grind was frustrating but i cant say i hated it

that much

the matching times were the biggest issue

[glacial haven]

I mean, with boredom I didn't mean specifically tarkov, you don't play a game if it bores you, I meant boredom as in "Nothing else to do, no other game, might as well"

[stark torrent]

Pretty much, not many games were out at that point iirc

[compact knoll]

there isnt really something thats better than tarkov

[glacial haven]

Tarkov is the only game that I know that can set you back to a point where you actually need to fight for gear, so the loop is pretty good

[fast garden]

i like tarkov simple as

[compact knoll]

there are better games than tarkov but nothing really scratches that itch

[stark torrent]

thats what other games didnt master well and why they fail

too bad the tarkov devs are also its biggest issue

[compact knoll]

its like a perfect amount of punishment for dying

its not invictus gamma when you spend 40 hours to get back the progress

but its not like bg3 where you just reload a save

the stakes are high but its not frustrating

[glacial haven]

I mean, there is Arena Breakout Infinite but it's just not tarkov, I played it once to test something, had to play a couple of rounds, it wasn't bad but it didn't feel like tarkov in terms of gameplay

It looked like Tarkov tho, I mean, damn they really ripped out a lot of models lmao

[stark torrent]

its not , its clunky in all aspects

BUT it has like a ton of convenient stuff that is working

like matching times are like 30 seconds , all the menus work in 1 click , all gun building and shit works in 1 click

it feels nice coming from tarkov not to shit your game when u open a menu two times

[glacial haven]

Did they at least improve the hideout loading times without having to keep it preloaded in memory?

[stark torrent]

nah

[glacial haven]

That shit froze the game for a solid 5 seconds each time lmao

[stark torrent]

if anything its more clunkier the more you build it as they expanded it

[glacial haven]

First time around I thought the game crashed

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1276707840169611294/Escape_From_Tarkov_2024.08.23_-_02.18.38.05.DVR_Trim_2.mp4?ex=68fa2715&is=68f8d595&hm=f48cba95d311c62107129c313d3303f4725ab2720dee2aac2d5508d6befc5a5e&

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lie-detector-gif-9388384639890532829

[glacial haven]

I think I said it before but I don't hate Tarkov, I like everything that the game does but I hate it's leadership, the developers, I hate the bullshit decisions and I hate the greed

I hate the fact that they are constantly lying about doing something about cheaters but never actually doing anything

[stark torrent]

shut up gandon

you went and played PvE for whole wipe

[glacial haven]

I mean, is PvE at least somewhat fun?

[stark torrent]

opinion varies , maybe with friends that do not know the game and u wanna walk them through without having to deal with cheaters and campers and shit

yeah

i could see it fun

solo? nah just go play GAMMA or some better story driven game idk

[glacial haven]

SPT is alright but even with the AI improvements of CAIN, it never really felt like I was actually fighting someone, always just felt like I am battling what it is, an AI

[stark torrent]

the AI is primitve af in tarkov compared to evne stalker lol

[glacial haven]

Alright, guess I won't be playing that instead then

If it's the normal AI, then you're actually better off with CAIN and SPT lmao

[stark torrent]

i saw comparisons , SAIN and other AI mods for SPT are much better 10/10 times

[glacial haven]

Ah it's SAIN

I always call it CAIN, I couldn't even tell you why, it's the same with SIRCAA being called SIIRCA lmao

[soft coral]

fk this game

[stark torrent]

yeah i think i always used both for SIIRCA or whatever

semantics

[glacial haven]

It's SIRCAA, the name is retarded as shit, even as an acronym it's shit

[stark torrent]

Scientific Institute for Research of the Chornobyl Anomalous Area

Jeez

[glacial haven]

Yeah I won't be remembering that

And in Ukranian it looks like a typo

НДІЧАЗ

The logo goes hard tho

[stark torrent]

the mission as well was fun imo

too bad the game immediately broke after that point

it was really the last well crafted thing in STALKER 2

[glacial haven]

Because you could finally use the weapons that you were carrying around

[stark torrent]

cause then u had only bugs and boring quests

[glacial haven]

The mission was basically a shooting range

[stark torrent]

yeah i loved walking from SIRCAA all the way to Cordon while being overweight because Wild Island traders are basically gone so ggs

that was a lot of energy drinks and water

to be fair they are improving the game , they added realistic NVGs and shit and stuff but

A- Life thingie is still broken

Here's to next year i guess

[glacial haven]

No worries, on the way there, you probably found some cool secret stashes with bread and vodka

Maybe some sausage and bandages

I always loved finding some yellow planks or something, finding a stash and then it's just the most basic items

As if I didn't already have 50 of each

[glacial haven]

As long as the game now actually functions (you can finish optional objectives without it breaking) then I don't really care as much, I treat Stalker 2 the same way I would treat Far Cry

Play the story, finish it and then move on

Or well, I would, I didn't actually finish Stalker 2

[keen sparrow]

Ick, i never compared those two myself but holy shit is it apt

[glacial haven]

apt?

[keen sparrow]

"appropriate"

[glacial haven]

ah

[keen sparrow]

there we go, new 'word' for the day

yeah you just blew my mind comparing stalker 2 and far cry but considering how arcadey stalker 2 is... yeah. ick

and i've played every far cry that's ever come out

[glacial haven]

I did as well

[glacial haven]

I mean, if anything, the takedowns of far cry at least make the combat fun I guess

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

LMAO

angela merkel you were supposed to be against this

[glacial haven]

i hope the "rpg" is loaded with a dummy rocket

[soft coral]

blood

hai

[glacial haven]

sup

[soft coral]

did you see my custom ryan gosling main menu and logo

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/clarkson-jeremy-clarkson-grand-tour-top-gear-jumping-out-the-car-gif-24283901

[soft coral]

what?

[glacial haven]

wdym ryan gosling main menu and logo

[soft coral]

in gamma

[glacial haven]

nah, i haven't

[soft coral]

#╟🎮stalker-videos📹 message

[glacial haven]

looks good

[soft coral]

thanks

[glacial haven]

main menu logo is a bit too big

but it looks good otherwise

[soft coral]

yeah I know

I took the og one from SoC

in steam library cache

[glacial haven]

fair enough

[soft coral]

I'm not a modder or have any experience in paint.net and other image editing apps so I did what I could

it turned out okay-ish

[glacial haven]

Could be worse

Could've ended up completely fucked, you made it work somehow

Good job

[soft coral]

felt proud enough to share

was going to ping grok

but then I would't be part of this server anymore

[glacial haven]

Nah, he doesn't ban people for something like that

Just don't ping him for extremely stupid shit or no reason at all

[soft coral]

yeah that's obvious

I do have common sense

(mostly)

[glacial haven]

Then you're fine

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[ancient marsh]

as i said, not a single thought ahead

zero understanding of cause and effect

[fast garden]

god bless

[stark torrent]

battlepassing my shit

they are lvl 20 so not that far

[fast garden]

man aint realize they were that soon

[keen sparrow]

Yeah all one and a half pounds of them

Really really good

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/AwmyLz19ldo?si=ewr_pcIvx7iEcMgL

[keen sparrow]

OUT OF LEFT FUCKING FIELD

Anything. ANYTHING

To not talk about tapkob

[keen sparrow]

Love you homie, lol

[soft coral]

ok this time

I have a reason

it's not "to not talk about tarbob"
its actually a peak show @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

new reason to invent a new slur

[keen sparrow]

Ngl, i will run those earbuds every raid the minute they get ported to spt

I play with WAAC and big ass chonky monitor looking earpro tends to clip through female hairstyles

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/DcDeVcTf88Y?si=tL7DE_-Xby43kJ6A @keen sparrow

fuck it

let the unc arc begin

I'm watching tv documentaries

about fucking TRUCKING

I joke but these shows legit are bangers

[keen sparrow]

They're hilarious without the super intense background music/sound fx

[soft coral]

well

[keen sparrow]

just looks like a bunch of blue collar goobers having a series of unfortunate events/bad days

[soft coral]

hell yeah!

[keen sparrow]

oh no, a minor setback

[soft coral]

proper MAN stuff

[keen sparrow]

violin getting fucked noise

[soft coral]

and this is in canada

if it was in america it would be peak patriotism

bro BUILT like a truck

Love it

[keen sparrow]

something super fucked up. because my desktop background shuffles through ~30+ pictures of Tulsi Gabbard, my 2 year old son can say Tulsi, but he still never calls his mom 'mom'

[soft coral]

who the fuck is tulsi gabbard

is this some inside joke I'm too bulgarian to understand?

[glacial haven]

That's a wild background image choice lmao

[keen sparrow]

Both my monitors cycle through them

[soft coral]

if her hand was twisted about 30 degrees downwards it would be huge trouble

[fast garden]

who is this

[soft coral]

some person

[glacial haven]

Arm isn't stretched out, we good

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

fed sympathizer

[soft coral]

idfk I'm bulgarian all I care about is if my cevapi cook well and if there's rakija on the table

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[soft coral]

[glacial haven]

This is my current desktop background image, literally just whatever I found on unsplash that looked alright

[keen sparrow]

i'd eat her toenails, tf you mean

[soft coral]

blood can we euthanize him?

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

Our parents walk to school

[glacial haven]

There's 4 hills missing

[soft coral]

every day they had to go through brain scorcher and cnpp to get to school

[stark torrent]

go a bit to the left die from dogs , go a bit to the right, get mugged

ggs

[soft coral]

games on top browsers and system shit on left
and media players and tools for ripping shit on the bottom

[keen sparrow]

I cannot for the life of me understand those people that have >50% of their desktop covered in shit

[glacial haven]

This isn't an anomaly, this is the thermite going off that the gypsy planted to extract the copper wiring out of the road

[stark torrent]

gypsy barrels melting cables and shit in broad daylight , poisoning the neighbours

yeah we have them

[soft coral]

I have inside info actually they dont steal ground cables its harder
they prefer to steal cables from those electrical boxes on the sides of houses or alternatively tap into the telegraph pole to steal electricity

[stark torrent]

im pretty sure tehre is a 150 euro tool that literally cuts the cables to extarct the copper but they do not care man

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

K, looking up gypsy on encyclopedia dramatica

[stark torrent]

A friend of another friend got busted last year for poaching fish

[glacial haven]

Just steal the excavator from the closest construction site before dismantling it

Easy

[stark torrent]

They would gut the fish , take the insides or whatever, then fill them with lead balls and send them back in the water or shit

Idk exactly what was the deal , basically the fish had to stay the same weight or idk

[glacial haven]

It's to occupy the local fisherman, that way they have more time overpowering him and stealing his bait

[stark torrent]

Me: searches Poaching laws in romania

EMAG : You looking for Poaching? Here are some things that can help and shows me literal poaching tools

@soft coral

cant make this shit up

[soft coral]

emag is goated man

do not throw shade on it

single handedly keeping romania alive

[stark torrent]

LOOOOOOOOOOKA

[soft coral]

same with Lutenica factories in Bulgaria

[soft coral]

MATE

[stark torrent]

Average Gypsy mansion

[soft coral]

thats...not far fetched from the ones I've seen here

[glacial haven]

The dish is to steal their neighbours wifi

[keen sparrow]

[glacial haven]

Wait, that is edited

They would not have solar panels

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

would you fellas believe me if I told you the gypsies were stealing my grandads wifi because the ISP didn't setup a password for him?

I wish I was lying

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[glacial haven]

I would believe you if you told me that they moved in above the ceiling tiles of your grandfathers home

[soft coral]

no

they stood outside the fence

[stark torrent]

gypsies stole flowerpots form the porch once

this is why ppl in balkans have higher walls than concentration camps man

[wintry ridge]

IRL???

[glacial haven]

When I was in Romania, a gypsy tried to scam someone in a club with a fake 100€ bill, it was quite literally just printed on a piece of paper

[wintry ridge]

Or is it the hideout fee to open one

[keen sparrow]

Jfc….

[soft coral]

popular jobs for gypsies are garbage disposal men

for women
cleaning ladies

[keen sparrow]

I literally cannot share anything else from this page. The other 90% would get me banned

[soft coral]

[glacial haven]

Racist wikipedia

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-17729711691959966457

[keen sparrow]

Encyclopedia dramatica, yeah

They called romania “the mexico of europe”

I thought that was croatia?

Idk, i’m not from the area

[glacial haven]

I am still logged into the home security system of the apartment it rented out

The main station loses power every 7 - 14 days

I can only imagine a gypsy is trying to steal the wiring from the electrical box in the basement

[keen sparrow]

All of this described is just how we describe tweakers in the states

People addicted to methamphetamine

They swindle and steal copper/catalytic converters

[soft coral]

highway through hell show lowkey interesting

[glacial haven]

I am not even kidding

Also interesting that I am still logged in, must mean that no one else rented that apartment out lmao

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

What in the everliving fuck

[glacial haven]

you got it all

[keen sparrow]

Swag labs armband though

[glacial haven]

the face cover

the helmet

[fast garden]

every sime a new headgear comes out

[glacial haven]

the buttplug

[fast garden]

they forget to add the tagilla mask exclusion

[soft coral]

@glacial haven @keen sparrow

[ancient marsh]

no comment

[soft coral]

cinema show

[fast garden]

the person with that helmet spent real money

dont forget that

[soft coral]

this game is absolute dogshit

dont forget that

[stark torrent]

yeah tigz and hyperrat just purchased all levels

insane marketing strat

make game shit so people actually buy the levels instead of playing

[soft coral]

no brain left in their headsd

even if its for content

[stark torrent]

fucking genius

[soft coral]

legit brainlessape

[keen sparrow]

Conflictingitems:
‘MongoID of tagilla helmet’,
‘MongoID of tagilla helmet’,
‘MongoID of tagilla helmet’,

K, gimme 250$

Because it is really that easy

[glacial haven]

I am still at awe that they are using MongoDb, at least the item id's make it seem like it

[keen sparrow]

Called it

[glacial haven]

Makes sense that they'd choose a database called Mongo

But like

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1062140718791004301/1366892278815133736/VID_20240323_114343_269.gif

[fast garden]

bet the new ulachs work with it too

maybe even the new uh

[pallid bolt]

anyone who wears a Ulach is a poser

[fast garden]

was it a vulkan or an lshz

[pallid bolt]

NeoSteel gang

[glacial haven]

Mongo is the equivalent of retard in German

[stark torrent]

everytime you die from headshot with altyn you get the tinnitus noise until fade to black

in arena

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[stark torrent]

every

single

time

[fast garden]

they still havent fixed tha

[fast garden]

or they brought that bug back

[keen sparrow]

Everytime i see the term “MongoID” my stupid brain reads “Mongoloid”

[glacial haven]

Yeah, it's a wild choice for a company name

But now we have the Mongo Atlas

[pallid bolt]

every database application is required to have a stupid name

or a name based on a fruit

I need to just create CitrineDB and get it out of the way

stupid little lemon as the icon

[fast garden]

they can slurp my pear of nuts

[glacial haven]

MariaDb and PostgreSql sitting in the corner straight up drooling

Good databases but holy shit do they require a lot of maintenance

[pallid bolt]

Sql being the shorthand for sequel makes me want to kill whoever made it

[glacial haven]

I don't vacuum my house as often as I do dead entries

[fast garden]

was pissing me off when i was taking a data analytics course

[glacial haven]

Ah, always thought it means sequential

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bullet-gun-gif-26799569

[glacial haven]

Well, "Structured query language"

Makes sense, somewhat

It's just the language, the syntax it runs on

[keen sparrow]

Knew a guy that made every function his first goddamn name

In ‘enterprise level software’

[glacial haven]

I would do a replace with the gamer word

[pallid bolt]

boss level narcissist

[keen sparrow]

Job security i guess

ifJeff

WhenJeff

ElseJeff

Fucking stupid

[glacial haven]

How to make sure that you will never get a job after the first one

KillJeff

Ra

Alright, let's switch topics

[pallid bolt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1413696441268047884/1425523571471679580/memex.gif

cheese stock market

does one exist

who is betting on the mozarella futures

[keen sparrow]

[pallid bolt]

check silver

[keen sparrow]

Its over 50

Calling it now

[pallid bolt]

there's no way

[soft coral]

the fuckign dramatic music of the show mate I love it

[keen sparrow]

Holy i was wrong

[pallid bolt]

WHAT

[keen sparrow]

Was a few days ago tbf

[pallid bolt]

I sold all my silver 2 years ago when it was fuckin $25 an oz

holy hell

[keen sparrow]

Don’t worry, USD is hot garbage, metals have nowhere to go but up

Gold was 4400 a few days ago too

[keen sparrow]

Reminds me of kitchen nightmares

[pallid bolt]

I gotta wait for the crash before I can invest again

[soft coral]

yeah but trucking is manly

big machines and shiet

jokes aside show is fun

[keen sparrow]

Or go full unc mode and become a prospector on the weekends

[pallid bolt]

I would do that if I knew where a silver rich area was

[keen sparrow]

Both the 60 something year olds i know are just sitting on 40,000$ in dust they pulled out of the ground with a dredge and a pan

Gold bro. Gold.

[pallid bolt]

I'm on the opposite side of the gold rush. doubt there's any here

I'm in the coal belt

[keen sparrow]

Aids

I was very surprised to find out that the dakotas have any gold at all

I’m from the pacific northwest and that corner is fucking packed with it

[pallid bolt]

find a good slow moving downhill stream, and you might find some

[short cove]

If you buy them for 14 euro each and the chance to get a legendary is .1%.

14€ ÷ 0,1% = 14000€

Also yes irl, that's the required amount of cash to get a legendary when you just buy them and aim for a statistical 100% chance

[keen sparrow]

Good news @short cove it’s not your favourite weirdchamp caliber but it is an odd one

My cheytac is getting remade

[pallid bolt]

what cal is a cheytac

[keen sparrow]

.408 Cheytac

[pallid bolt]

weird

[keen sparrow]

It’s essentially a .50 that’s been stuck in a lathe that costs as much as a house to shave it down to mathematically perfect angles

[pallid bolt]

10.36x77?? damn that would hit like a truck

[short cove]

Intervening the humble scav from scratching his balls over 1200m distance

[keen sparrow]

So that it has an unreal ballistic coefficient in flight

[short cove]

What's the coefficient

[keen sparrow]

Its not real, i just said

[pallid bolt]

hold on let me pull out my pocket lathe, accidentally dropped this round

[keen sparrow]

Fuckin. Ugh

Was made on the m700 container, hence the tiny mag. Because we weren’t confident on folding stocks

It’s being remastered on the sako container rn

[keen sparrow]

Fr though

[short cove]

So it seems the 408 got some rounds w a ballistic coefficient of like .949

[keen sparrow]

It flies stupid flat

Cheat-code rifle

The 1436 meter shot i made on lighthouse on a cultist was with my Cheytac.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400640355073785916/1419092584768213094/Escape_From_Tarkov_2025.09.03_-_17.22.00.02.mp4?ex=68fa07b5&is=68f8b635&hm=a0c0fffebf6f93bff62b9702f13135b88f7b395879f8a61fbd803aa67c01c253&

Scope is 15x-60x magnification, zeroed to 800 meters, still had to hold-over

[pallid bolt]

wonderful framerate

next slide

nice splatter on target

[wintry ridge]

He says as they're dropping 😭

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/6-x4ng9HcL8?si=osT8NLI-vjddSTzN @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Because the US Treasury makes so many good decisions.

[soft coral]

do you have ibuprofen?
I have a headache

[keen sparrow]

I get disagreeing with everything someone says, but eventually it’ll make you look retarded

[wintry ridge]

Idk I think gold and silver is a shit investment, nfts are where it's at

[keen sparrow]

Here’s gold trending upwards for the entire year. Dipshit.

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

I made it

[wintry ridge]

I wonder what could have changed this year to make people lose faith in the value of the USD

[soft coral]

hall of fucking fame

[wintry ridge]

Slop

[soft coral]

stfu

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, our president is retarded. Just like the last one. Amazing.

We’re gonna make peace between russia and ukraine, btw we’re also giving ukraine tomahawk missiles capable of carrying a nuclear payload.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256698230637461655/1340483202136932372/lightcube.gif

[wintry ridge]

"just like" is massively underselling it

[wintry ridge]

With what warheads lmao

[keen sparrow]

Not the point.

Russia gets to guess.

That’s the problem.

Either A. One of those missiles is an airborne chernobyl, or B. None of them are but Russia gets to posture and respond as if they are

No part of giving ukraine tomahawks is a good idea

[wintry ridge]

It's a dissuasion to prevent more strikes against civilian areas

It's retarded to make a call saying you'll send them over and have a guy blackmail you into reversing that decision

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow holy peak

[wintry ridge]

Meh

[keen sparrow]

Contrarians gonna be contrary

Just ask him "why do you argue all the time"

what's he gonna do? argue?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/breakfast-at-tiffanys-audrey-hepburn-excuse-me-huh-what-gif-5056130

[short cove]

What are you tryna do? Autism max?

[short cove]

I got like 500 euro in nfts but like- I dont think its fr where its at

And those 500 are in bitcoin miners which daily pay out about 40 cents

[short cove]

Or neither since Ukraine dosent have nuclear weaponry nor would the usa give them even tactical nuclear weaponry.

At worst its gonna get used to strike the kremel at best its used to strike munitions factories and similar

Dawg what the fuck

[keen sparrow]

'Kremel'

https://tenor.com/view/die-hard-bruce-willis-john-mc-clane-smoke-smoking-gif-5000698

[short cove]

I am sorry, its just how german taught it to me, I think its called kremlin or some shit in baldeagle burger mile

[pallid bolt]

Kremlin in American

[soft coral]

so anyway guys did you watch the game last night?

[soft coral]

political much?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/incredibles-edna-no-politics-gif-25375116

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

no fun either.

in spirit with the name of the channel

[soft coral]

no

spirit of this channel is to not talk about tarkov

[keen sparrow]

about what?

[soft coral]

because PoS game

exactly

[keen sparrow]

huh

[keen sparrow]

bro is Romania okay?

I've seen shit like that in Cuba but goddamn

[short cove]

Dawg ts is actually crazy

[keen sparrow]

cool.

The end to the SPT 4.0 Mod drought is already on the horizon.

[cyan garnet]

Stream was dope last night

Spt looks fun to fuck around in

killed in front of brutal by pro quickscoper 500 hours prestige 3 account

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[clever siren]

Yeah this too lol

[fast garden]

alright nikita when do we get the omen nitemare

[short cove]

Elite ball knowledge

[keen sparrow]

Glad you enjoyed it

[keen sparrow]

[pseudo storm]

stylin

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/QQ2Txl5l-SQ?si=FcI3d2GmfoIncc_R

@keen sparrow Can you identify if this is spt somehow?

[keen sparrow]

doesn't look like it

hard to tell without being able to see the watermarks in the bottom left corner, but even then those can be spoofed too

[short cove]

Radian Weapons Model 1 FA 5.56x45 assault rifle - The Official Escape from Tarkov Wiki https://share.google/Fux41DapdT7WGicEq

Nvm

So idfk how to read stats in eft

But that seems about good to me

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1430708520613056602/image.png?ex=68fac2a4&is=68f97124&hm=8a90cd119d745cdeb2357fdf066ab892d2a1882021cc86ff96773723efe255d3&

75 Ergo, 62 vert, .99 MOA

[short cove]

Moa seems really really good to me

I mean it seems good to me

However no clue bc I cant read the stats

[keen sparrow]

here's a comparable build with vanilla parts

[keen sparrow]

also what in the fuck do you mean you can't read stats

how tf have you been playing the game

sounds alright

nevermind

[stark torrent]

low recoil already for a gun that has no supressor and grip

[cyan garnet]

laser beam

[stark torrent]

and prob no meta stock tube

yeah i that gun will fuck probably

[keen sparrow]

yeah i added the ARE, lol

[stark torrent]

just pay

and it has 800rpm so it should have the same dps as the HK right?

but the HK has a single viable build in this game

for years

thanks bsg

[keen sparrow]

their itemization is world-class garbage

Red anodization = better

https://tenor.com/view/confusion-huh-gif-22987897

It's like Asmongold's purple=win

K, booting up 3.11 to see how much of a broken build i can make

[short cove]

50 hours

Like i know abi/m stats really well but tarkov dident got to me yet

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-headache-sick-tom-gif-13161057

I gave it 4 Tetriz...

is 7 offers the max, am i missing something here?

[short cove]

Idk, I got cut off from 3.11 by like 3 minutes

[viral egret]

@stark torrent baaaa

nu fac primele 3 ore

ce am dormit frate prima zi in 2 luni in care m-a trezesc la 8 inloc de 5 pt scoala

[native crypt]

it goes higher but you need an obscene amount of flea rep

[short cove]

Tarkov players

How do I find joy in this suffering we call existence

[native crypt]

gambling

and drinking

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

Shit has 90 ergo with a D60, lmfao

[soft coral]

turn 23
unlock dad sneeze

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Dc te mai ducj

[viral egret]

testu la romana

sa-m bag pl ca ma lasa fara nota pe modul

nu am terminat eseu la test

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/Mlx544pFw_o?si=XCTQjGtEhY1puFgC @compact knoll

growing up is realizing isaac is a fucking goated game

https://youtu.be/42IDlO_qAfA?si=Uzb3R7A-_FyAvx99

[keen sparrow]

okay, this kinda fucks

[soft coral]

you said this game kinda sucks?

wow so true

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

smallest isaac void map

its so peak

@keen sparrow @viral egret ITS KUROMI

[keen sparrow]

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOO

such a baddie

[soft coral]

its so good

[viral egret]

@soft coral @stark torrent

i forgor to crop it but thas aleight

alright

cant send the reel causs of the song

[hollow patrol]

[soft coral]

see bus driver drive by
bro is talking on phone

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

baaa

am dat testu vietii la romana

sa-m bag pl 65 puncte doar la eseu

scrie 40/100 pe mine

ca nu sunt prieten cu chestia asta numita exprimare

am bagat acolo ce am adua aminte din tablourile luceafarului

[soft coral]

we get haircut today

[viral egret]

peak

[soft coral]

cant wait to start balding and get the strelok fade

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[viral egret]

my friends brother has it

[keen sparrow]

The McDonald's arch hairline

https://tenor.com/view/jakob-sutton-jakob-jewkob-hairline-chopped-hairline-gif-6654087761932972853

[viral egret]

hes mcloving it

[soft coral]

once that happens

im taking an ak and going you know where

[keen sparrow]

To mcdonalds!

[soft coral]

and getting amnesia for good measure

[keen sparrow]

oh

[soft coral]

such are the vibes today

listening to soviet post punk is cool during cloudy or rainy weather
but where its really peak is in sunny weather
it reminds you that even though we live in a shithole(iedy cryon and me)
not all is bad
@keen sparrow @viral egret

[viral egret]

true

[keen sparrow]

You say this like i didn't live in Portland for 17 years

[soft coral]

youre american

not the same

[keen sparrow]

jfc

your gypsies and our tweakers are literally the same

[soft coral]

we happen to live in the zone minus the radiation

[viral egret]

ur american

ur tweakers are not gypsies like ours

your tweakres fall down when they get up

our gypsies chase us for 1 penny

the actual tweakers are in body bags

[keen sparrow]

retard, the people that fall over are heroine addicts

tweakers are hopped up on methamphetamine

[soft coral]

our gypsies have offered me blowjobs for money

[viral egret]

my gypsies offered me 6 punches and 2 hammer hits for my bike

[keen sparrow]

I've caught a female tweaker giving a homeless man a blowie in public

[soft coral]

oh yeah theyve wanted to buy my bike as a kid too

[viral egret]

my mom and dad saw 2 tweakers sword fighting with knives and theire dicxks

in old centre

old town

god bless

[soft coral]

"yo can i get on and make 2 circles with it"

yeah right

[keen sparrow]

right here

LMAO, google saying Bulgaria gets less rain than Portland

[soft coral]

we get wind

at least in my hometown

[next temple]

I mean, its almost smack dab balkan mediterrenean area.

Southern areas of Ukraine already got dry areas.

[ancient marsh]

even rain doesn't want to be in portland bro 😭

they'll find a way to burn that as well

[short cove]

East europeans

What's your take on albanians?

[short cove]

My father has it, the strelok fade is generational

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[ancient marsh]

bait to get users permad

[stark torrent]

Where?

[short cove]

Aight

[stark torrent]

Bro assumes your average East European even knows what Albania is

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-know-i-dont-care-idgaf-dexter-so-what-gif-21380784

[short cove]

They dont?

[stark torrent]

No we donut care

[soft coral]

we actively choose to eliminate albania from our memory

[short cove]

Welcome back north america

[soft coral]

we supress it

[short cove]

Because my father convinced me "real albanians are actually really civilized" and tried to sell me that idea.

But idk if he is possessed by a albanian ghost or if he is fr

[soft coral]

@short cove @stark torrent @next temple @keen sparrow @viral egret @hollow patrol got haircut

[viral egret]

ggs

[hollow patrol]

[short cove]

Youre a king gg

[next temple]

GG

[little flame]

good job, what do you expect, a fucking reward or some shit?

[fast garden]

Did you get pinged for it? No?

Mind your own business pocket watcher

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[fast garden]

Are you now a dapper young man

[soft coral]

7 pings I hope you all get smited

[fast garden]

Alright

Fuck you man

[soft coral]

fuck you too I love you

[stark torrent]

life of ivan in one screenshot

[wintry ridge]

@short cove did you get any of the femtanyl merch

[viral egret]

BAAAAAAAAAAA

[fast garden]

man i should get some

[viral egret]

@hollow patrol @stark torrent

COAAAIEEE

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/991802276593270995/1306519135911673907/brandbird.gif

[viral egret]

primu 10 in viata mea la romana

[little flame]

america

raah

hows ur government

also why tf is trump just destroying part of the white house

so goofy

[hollow patrol]

(și ultimul)

[fast garden]

sir i hate it here

[little flame]

😭

[viral egret]

true true

[little flame]

cryon deez nuts

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fridgeguy-happy-yay-gif-1665518787236659788

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/napsuvane-shta-napsuvam-gif-1034974944480941754

[soft coral]

time to play hello kitty island adventure

[little flame]

@stark torrent what does this mean

i just wrote romanian in gifs

wtf

it came like this

[soft coral]

[short cove]

I wanted to but I fucking forgot

However i expect in like the next close to 5 months when they arrive

That femtanyl puts something else out prior

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1430942715239202876/2025-10-23_18-34-06.mp4?ex=68fb9cc0&is=68fa4b40&hm=3607385b0716bfc9457cd1b0f991c8ebcdba9e18896d3e1f5bba443e5ff125ac&
@stark torrent @short cove @little flame @viral egret @fast garden

I made a pie

with hello kitty

another game that is infinitely times better than tarkov

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

new scope from the battlepass

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[fast garden]

its him

too bad i had to play enforcer

[soft coral]

are you surprised?

@viral egret vc?

[ancient marsh]

despite taking up 10% of tarkov playerbase

nevermind

all jokes ofc

[ancient marsh]

the what

fentanyl has a merch department?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/femtanyl-heart-locket-my-beloved-gif-2674639667270365125

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is this

i gif searched it and wish i did not

[short cove]

Holy token

[fast garden]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7kvQptbfqq5b4MWRQOMrZC?si=a76db43fa9454324

https://open.spotify.com/track/5uMqAjMDuOvz49JYNG8m8a?si=eece9d26c66c4cc3

i rest my case

[ancient marsh]

so do i

[fast garden]

thats fucking hilarious actually

its a breakcore artist

and unironically most breakcore is made by trans people

gg

[viral egret]

what is breakcores purpose

it sounds like botched music , atleast the one i listened to

[fast garden]

the first song i sent is a feature with a rapper so theres that

high bpm distorted electronic kinda music

[viral egret]

idk i dont shit on peoples music preferences i listen to nirvana

[fast garden]

usually has really aggressive percussion

a good portion of the ultrakill OST is breakcore

albeit with more metal influence

https://open.spotify.com/track/3TcArgDnTVihS8I1FHF0ns?si=3c463ac39b504281

[short cove]

Sewerslut
Itsbrokie
Femtanyl

Legit first 3 artists that come to mind

Legit all trans

Trans fems at that

[fast garden]

sewerslvt

frown

[short cove]

I might be cooked for listening to her, but i stand by it

[fast garden]

brokie is more of a rapper than anything

[ancient marsh]

i could tell from looking at the gif search

[soft coral]

@viral egret pula dimentea matii

[wintry ridge]

The FSB doesn't want xalrider becoming radical

One song and he will be sleeper activated to blow up the Kremlin with his mind

[wintry ridge]

First two are mid ngl

Trans furry breakcore is where it's at

Honestly the artist I be referencing isn't even solely breakcore they have like a billion different albums

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-you-gif-9203462059918813942

[wintry ridge]

Do you

[fast garden]

brokie kinda grew on me but its still like

75% ass to mid

no frota dont play russelbuck on the aux you are gonna scare the hoes

[wintry ridge]

I don't really like russelbuck

[fast garden]

me neither lmfao

[wintry ridge]

Lapfox Trax is where it's at

[fast garden]

there are some artists that make me scowl when i see them

[wintry ridge]

The uhh

[fast garden]

like russelbuck and mailpup

[wintry ridge]

B-side albums are great

[fast garden]

never heard of

[wintry ridge]

I kept getting russelbuck recommended in my SoundCloud radio thingy and I kept having to skip

It's just not good music

[fast garden]

not on spotify?

[wintry ridge]

I moved to Spotify after SoundCloud forced ads

Dogshit decision

Why would they do that

[wintry ridge]

It's all Bandcamp stuff but like

They have their own site for archives albums I guess I'd call em

Archived

[fast garden]

mate

why is it every time

[wintry ridge]

Not in defence of them but like, 2014 tumblr had a lot of finger pointing with baseless claims

[fast garden]

regardless

[wintry ridge]

Still not good to hear

[fast garden]

its so hard to be involved with these artists because its literally every other one

[wintry ridge]

Creativity doesn't come free I guess, gotta be some fucked up facet to them

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

is this chat trying to get me banned

[wintry ridge]

Regardless there's some bangers from em I can recommend when I'm at my PC later

[fast garden]

if its on soundcloud it can stay on soundcloud

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

My ass ain't linking SoundCloud music

40 seconds of Toyota ads per song

It's about as bad as the actual radio

[short cove]

One line of femtanyl screaming about wires over head, AND HE'S GONE.

[inland briar]

clean backflip

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[viral egret]

tarkov scavs

[soft coral]

car ended up going offroad slightly and into one of our local parks here in town

[fast garden]

How Did We Get Here