💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

Abi is a little more effective at it it seems.

[granite coral]

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[viral egret]

oh hey im in the mid 200s

[short cove]

Chat

Do we know what weapons 1.0 will bring?

Or is it like ggs already

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[soft coral]

wtf

[short cove]

Nikita maxing

Btw 1.0

Less then a month away!

@keen sparrow What's the diff from spt 4.01 and 4.00

[viral egret]

they're gonna ad weapons?

[short cove]

I think and heard here so atleast

Also i pray they add more options for many calibers

Like making ar15/10 uppers for almost all calibers

Like there are 9x39 uppers and I am sure also 4.6 uppers, iirc the ar57 is also a 5.7 ar15 platform gun, abi got that as example

God the amb 17 looks so good

[cyan garnet]

Its going to be so busted its going be hilarious

I cant wait to see new players reaction to this abysmal dogshit

Some shit tacked on cutscenes, guns nobody will use and some shit pve mission at terminal with ultra cracked black division

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

SSH Helmet Killa

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[short cove]

@ancient marsh I think there soon will be a vsk 94 added to abi since abm got one

However it seems mid as of now, only 30ish acc and 650rpm

[ancient marsh]

"typical loot"

[short cove]

Recoil isent great either

[ancient marsh]

also what is the point in a boss

if their gear sucks ass?

[short cove]

Killing newbies

[ancient marsh]

why would i be scared of killa if he has HP bullets and class 3 armorr

[short cove]

Big guy w like t4 armour that rushes you w a sledgehammer

Like me as a new person scares that

[stark torrent]

XP i guess

[short cove]

But now I know its shoot leg and then its whatever

[stark torrent]

• they will still have better gear than your average scav i guess

idk

[short cove]

Or bait his swings out

[ancient marsh]

legit a change nobody asked for

cant wait to hunt shturman when he has a mosin

[short cove]

I think he attempts to learn off the last wipe early game

With 100% boss spawn

Where turbo sweats hunted killa and so on down to get faceshields which nobody could pen really

[ancient marsh]

yeah the issue was having them at 100%

if they were like 20-30%

it's low enough to not be exploitable

and high enough to get them semi consistnetly

[short cove]

Like he attempts to learn atleast

[ancient marsh]

no the fuck they dont

[short cove]

He tries

[ancient marsh]

[short cove]

Maybe

[ancient marsh]

they made hc wipe after the wipe with fir hideout

[short cove]

Also how is abi going?

[ancient marsh]

idk i havent played it in a bit

ive been leaguemaxxing

[short cove]

I think i could hop on sometime next week again

[short cove]

Daeg bro is a little retarded

[stark torrent]

taking the ragebait

[fast garden]

Holy shit finally

So much better to have them on maps significantly more often with worse gear in the early wipe then to have them at fucking 5% for the first week and 10% for the next two

I’ve been wanting them to make the change for ages

Though it makes me wonder what kollontay and kaban will have

Kaban with drum mag pp19

[stark torrent]

they could give them the same guns but with flesh ammo

PKP with fmj

[fast garden]

arguably harder to fight early on

i guess we will see but i have really been hoping this was what they did

wonder if we get a new boss with terminal or if the russian faction will be present

[fast garden]

back to leveling up my bf6 vector

[fast garden]

"hes using a thermal so i doubt hes cheating" comment on an acc ss with a 650hr lvl 59 using thermal altyn raid bag

standard btw

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

tarkov reddit wasn't it

[fast garden]

yep

[cyan garnet]

actual retards on there

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/bJKu0zZxiHk?si=jhN-3uJqDYsuZWQ4

@ancient marsh Istg, the m110 legit is the goat

Also if you ever want to run something unreasonably good, the mk14 is what you want.

Thing is basically a full auto mk14 or a fal w no recoil and crazy accuracy and range

Possibly the best weapon in the game, only being contested by the h4 and short barrel fal

[short cove]

Tf are abi players doing

[soft coral]

notice how he didnt answer yes or no

[next temple]

Mindjot guard from ready or not looking ass

[viral egret]

oh yeah btw ivan fire stream

💪

had to go

though

[soft coral]

glad you enjoyed it mate

[viral egret]

good luck on what youre doing next time u stream

i might join if i can

[soft coral]

well that will either be tomorrow or the day after since tomorrow parents return from trip

idk

[viral egret]

ok

[short cove]

Why do shotguns feel bad in every single videogame

[keen sparrow]

Good morning! Yet another day of Nikita smelling like hookers and taco meat!

how is everybody

[hollow patrol]

healmaxxing with the retard fit

[wintry ridge]

Because if they're good then people whine until they get nerfed

[short cove]

Dreadful

[wintry ridge]

Frag-12 usas and bf6 beta test's shotgun for example

[short cove]

I have to do coredrilling today (maybe)

[wintry ridge]

Bf1 also had the hunter shotgun or whatever it was too

[short cove]

Like 155mm

In 75cm depth

Vertical

(Its worse then lighthouse w a shotgun)

[wintry ridge]

Dirt muncher

[short cove]

I dont want to anymore

Its 7:30pm

[wintry ridge]

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

I can relate

Thats my work

[keen sparrow]

Looks fun

This used to be my job

Fuck those little tube in a tube appliances though, I used the good old butterfly needle

[soft coral]

i need that for skier quest

[keen sparrow]

'Bloodset'

i think bloodset is actually an IV kit, but i'd have to look

[soft coral]

alo rex we did cnpp raid today

u missed it

[keen sparrow]

It's hilarious that LedX is the end all be all of med items, because there's way more efficient, way cooler tools for vein finding

[soft coral]

lots of head clicking (im that good)

[keen sparrow]

Sorry, had to sleep. your stream time is like 5am for me

[soft coral]

ah

stupid timezones

late night shower

Ooooooo

feels so good

[arctic quartz]

damn looks like stresing

[keen sparrow]

It probably only looks bad until you know what all that stuff is

I will say, in all my time in ICU/Ortho/MedSurg, i've never seen someone with 7 different IV pumps going like in that picture, lol

Whatever happened to that patient, they're hanging on by a thread

[short cove]

Btw is blood clotting time a medically relevant characteristic of blood and how is it tested if so?

[keen sparrow]

yes because hemophilia sucks

how is it tested, idk, i'm not a doctor

[short cove]

Its only so fun till your boots are soaked and its 2°C air temp

Also horizontal core drilling is fun

Vertical is cbt

Like i am now required to extract this 150mm core

Thing is mostly rock and cement

I now need tk shattered it or put a drill through and pull it up and pray the drill stays stuck

[keen sparrow]

hemophilia is a condition in which someone's blood does not clot. imagine if you get a really deep cut and it just bled. and bled. and bled. a

[short cove]

And that's only a 50cm hole w the core being about 25 cm long

[ancient marsh]

@short cove are you at work right now

[short cove]

Yeah I know that, I just wanted to know if there's a way to test it other then w a cut of a set length and depth, like testing blood on a parameter

[short cove]

Kinda

Il probably hop on only next week and forwards

Like maybe monday

Maybe

[keen sparrow]

They'd probably take your blood and test for 'clot factor'. the presence or lack therof of certain proteins in your blood necessary for clotting

detecting actual IV blood clots is a whole nother story

That's blood stain injections and ultrasounds and shit

[short cove]

And the clot factor states "it should clot this well" or is it a actual "it will clot this well"

[keen sparrow]

I'd say should because medical practice is still 'practice'

nothing is ever 100%, never let a medical professional tell you otherwise

I mean, they shouldn't if they never want to get sued, lol

[short cove]

So background for why i am asking this is, i am hosting a dnd like campaign and there is infact a god, and his favour influences how your life basically plays out and other framework things affect you

And the most prominent way to tell it is how well you blood clots among other things, which as of now is just a "cut yourself and count with a clock how long it takes" in the setting, and I wanted to see how it is done in a medical setting to maybe add another mechanic to analyse such

[keen sparrow]

If your DnD setting is in the dark ages and not some weird modernised GERPs game, you'd have to get creative to get something better than what you already have

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1429177207875440640/m2-res_480p-1.mp4?ex=68f5307f&is=68f3deff&hm=189f033218254f55d1b9be24f12fda15f62761dff1d21d830d86c3a6da31639c& @short cove @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @arctic quartz @vivid dawn @stark torrent @hollow patrol @viral egret

RONG RONG TIME AGO ahh reel

[ancient marsh]

genuinely a mentall ill person made this and also shared this

[keen sparrow]

I was down until 'make her straight again'

[soft coral]

Man I love peach tea

[keen sparrow]

homie, that's incest with excuses, lmao

[lyric cairn]

White Monster for breakfast, peach tea for lunch

[keen sparrow]

Conversion therapy with dick? ✅

Incest?

[soft coral]

I have a big 1 litre thermos I just make peach tea in that

drank multiple

I sneeze peach tea comes out of my nose

[short cove]

Its basically kind of gamma mixed w alt history and a little in the future to the point that you got stuff like the tarkov anti bleed injector but not to the point that we got like the fucking flash artifact coilgun

[lyric cairn]

Aight see you all in another 4 months or whatever bye

[keen sparrow]

lol, how about Bloodsuckers are drawn to the people that can't clot,

[short cove]

Because all my mfs know atleast of stalker i had to replace like all of the monsters

[soft coral]

blow up

[keen sparrow]

MY MANGO

https://tenor.com/view/officialdeltalive-gif-24100688

[soft coral]

you need to be shot

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[keen sparrow]

I ly2 homie

[soft coral]

real recognizes real

[short cove]

So there is a alternative version of burrers as example with multiple underspecies in different areas with different capabilities and such because if I said "being w tentacles at maw" one bro of me would ask what the Charisma roll is

[keen sparrow]

Classic, lol

[short cove]

Also there are finally new mods coming that are good

Like

The Pause raids mod

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

And atlesdt one other i forgot

[keen sparrow]

check the comments on pause raid mod

see if they fixed the whole "stopping time in tarkov for too long crashes the game" bug

Surprise surprise, the game with weird time scaling doesn't like you having the remote from 'Click'

[short cove]

Also another mod got this

Which is think is good

[short cove]

The aforementioned core

[vivid dawn]

tarkov looks weird today

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/1BPLXepRC8E?si=4A7eOCHG_blWj4tV

[keen sparrow]

oh shit it is a butterfly needle, lol

[keen sparrow]

It looks like you tried to spell the word 'Fun'

[vivid dawn]

it really is fun

despite me having hughe skill issues sometimes

"hides behind a fence and wonders why shots go through"

[keen sparrow]

It is a little rough until you can farm Pato

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, even after the 2 minutes after release patch

that is still misspelled

[vivid dawn]

Strom is Electricity in German

Kinda funny

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-dwayne-johnson-raised-eyebrow-gif-6506694932635492760

[vivid dawn]

now they wont let me go outside for 10 minutes

[keen sparrow]

Just use that nature's time machine

go sleep

[vivid dawn]

didnt fast forward my gym progress but the Storm has itself outstormed

yay

[vivid dawn]

3 hours in til i figured i can dodge roll with spacebar xD

despite me having played the demo

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/eTpE2pWXQDg?si=_QVqsQ5yhkXKOGLQ

@fast garden real?

[fast garden]

yeah i was doing that the first like 4 days

so was iedy

[keen sparrow]

I know i'm a bit of a tool for doing it, but i think it looks alright

[vivid dawn]

Yay

[keen sparrow]

Walin like one of those fat bitches in Wal-Mart

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[fast garden]

i was on it for a SECOND

lmfao

[stark torrent]

one second too much you are already speaking russian

your first words will be rush B your mother bitch in russian

Gamble simulator with a bit of shooter on the side

[short cove]

Its a good day when grok is feeding the gammatards

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

look at tarkov on widget

"roleplaying"

what am i roleplaying

the action of kurt kobaining because i lost 3 ledxs?

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1429077471604641843/1429420583090786334/20251019_134640.jpg?ex=68f61328&is=68f4c1a8&hm=3c19be8cd4c3439a391f56cddb8f89438a0e28182a46be87a9cab9043a40f07f&

new t-shirt from turkey oorah

family bought it for me

[short cove]

@keen sparrow There's atleast 1 more hype mod, skills extended

[keen sparrow]

I know

[short cove]

Spt is starting to be looking good

[keen sparrow]

Cj told me he's updating it

Skills extended is from like.. 3.7.6

[short cove]

Did any of the 9x39, 300blk or 8.6blk related stuff do so too?

[keen sparrow]

okay

[short cove]

I am down bad for the goofy silent ammo

[keen sparrow]

I'm going to say this one time and one time only

If i hear about something like that, i will let you know.

do not ask me every single fucking day

[short cove]

The 3.11 -> 4.0.0 update was ong the death of me

[keen sparrow]

you didn't even play 3.11

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

what

[keen sparrow]

you're like 20 years old or something aren't you

[soft coral]

CAM I PUT MY BALLS IN YO JAWSSSSS

im losing it

[dapper grotto]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-harvey-praise-gif-8670793

[short cove]

18¾

[keen sparrow]

you're not the first person under the age of 21 to annoy the fuck out of me, don't worry

[short cove]

Check out my raccoon container

[keen sparrow]

but Sweet Jesus do i hate furries

[short cove]

Big guy got a lil overhang

Look at this goober

[keen sparrow]

Since when were there cursed moose screams on Woods

[soft coral]

cute retard

[short cove]

He is now like 6 years old, he is very well aging

[soft coral]

is he your pet or what

[short cove]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

shiiit this is a good one

[soft coral]

as if my analepsy one isn't good

I spit on you

[stark torrent]

idk who that band is

[soft coral]

he's cute

omg why are there liek 6 of them

[short cove]

8 total

[soft coral]

lord jesus

[stark torrent]

ivan stinks

[soft coral]

[short cove]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3978820/Rules_of_Engagement_The_Grey_State/

Could this go hard?

Steam

Rules of Engagement: The Grey State

…

Release Date

To be announced

▶ Play video

Horror extraction looter shooters how it seems

Yes there is a rose gold vudu

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/W8x4m-qpmJ8?si=qx0l0kl-jAlys8IP

me the moment i step into labs

https://open.spotify.com/track/1nW4lz9Hzio3QHCsHhpvE3?si=84210287b3204715
@short cove@stark torrent @keen sparrow

the more I listen to these artists grandmas listen to

the more I realize they know ball

insane songs

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/svFWX2amoUo?si=d974t84Y_8hon204

Is this still doable w enough autism?

[stark torrent]

not the first jump

but you can do mostly the rest now without inertia and maybe with max strength

the recoil aint the same tho

[cyan garnet]

Is there a mod to eat killas ass from the back

[cyan garnet]

Extraction shooters are never good

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet @stark torrent

we know those tiles

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

Young man

Is that a lidl?

[soft coral]

ofc

[short cove]

Vigor?

[stark torrent]

i said in brainfart, chinese company owned by tencent studio

f2p game, very high risk of being dissapointing

[short cove]

But it xould go gas

Maybe

Like at worst we installed smth for a few hours at best we replace tarkov

[short cove]

Also tencent is legit abi

However tencent is also lost light

[stark torrent]

Tencent is 90% of chinese games iirc

[viral egret]

yeah

[cyan garnet]

they're all dogshit

[fast garden]

isnt it deer

or are you one of those people that dont know how wretched the screams deer make are

but to answer your question that ambience is for the fall weather

[short cove]

How many hours do you have

[cyan garnet]

in what

[short cove]

Tark

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[cyan garnet]

3000ish on the account my gf plays on now and 600 on this one

Havent even cracked 5000 newbie tier hours for this dogshit game

[short cove]

I think you unironicallt suffer from Stockholm syndrome

[stark torrent]

cute

[cyan garnet]

So true

[cyan garnet]

Yeah she just does pve

Killed this prestige 3 in provide viewership building on customs check this mfs profile

14000 hours

[stark torrent]

He simply played during holidays

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[soft coral]

do you have the clip of me dying from the scav on customs @stark torrent

tell me you do

[compact knoll]

he posted it like 200 times

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1395884972182863944/ivaninvc.mp4?ex=68f6056f&is=68f4b3ef&hm=882e260598fd648d25996c42ad0db7e8d92ffd11d66a7d89caba9ad74abda009&

@compact knoll @cyan garnet @stark torrent @short cove @fast garden @viral egret @keen sparrow @dapper grotto

these 2 clips have the same energy

[compact knoll]

they didnt even agro

why reload

[dapper grotto]

the fuckin sigh at the end realy makes the clip

[soft coral]

because I killed fanatic

on accident

HE agroed on some karlik

and ran straight into it because hes that much of a madman

I aim at said karlik press left click and see fanatic run past me like in the tarkov clip

[soft coral]

its going straight into youtube shorts

fanatic , here?
no way man

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swiGWilMqeQ

Rare Mao Zedong cameo in the tarkov channel

[soft coral]

load in raid
iedy and ivan scrolling insta reels

[low iris]

anything to make the Chinese cheaters avoid you

[soft coral]

artyoms name back in theday was "maozedong"

[fast garden]

Duality of man

[hallow stream]

[wintry ridge]

It's only similarity is third person 😭

[soft coral]

why is it

wait no nvm

actually big trouble if i say it

[keen sparrow]

y'all ever just

[short cove]

I infact do not role play the saw razorwire maze on a regular

[vocal wadi]

Levelling pain resistance type shit

[cyan garnet]

Third person pvp = into the trash it goes

[stark torrent]

it has other quirks, not everything has to be like Tarkov

i think it looks promising but idk if imma jump into it

[wintry ridge]

It's pretty good but I'm hesitant for now just because I haven't seen what other changes they've made since last test

[cyan garnet]

Idk i watched a stream and thought it looks ass

I hate third person shooters though

[keen sparrow]

They're always too easy

[cyan garnet]

Third person pvp always turns into retards sitting in a room/behind a wall using the camera to peak

Like dayz

Utter dogshit

[cyan garnet]

bros stuck inside one of jigsaws traps

[keen sparrow]

The continuous healing mod is hilarious

where it plays the animation to heal all limbs until you're 100% healed

BUT

you move your fuckin arms to do that

so you end up in an endless healing loop

[viral egret]

ger off tram
40 crows just screeching

i think a emission is coming

theres literally like 500 crows in the sky

@stark torrent emission coming

seek shelter immediately

[keen sparrow]

Crows, assuming we're talking about crows and not something else, will swarm other birds if they feel other birds are entering their territory

I've seen whole murders of crows go after bald eagles, hawks, and falcons

but then, lol, when there's a squirrel in my parking lot going after the peanuts i threw for the crows, the crows act more scared of the squirrels than they are of me.

[keen sparrow]

Could be something pissed them off, or a member of their brood died recently

[viral egret]

theres like 200 over there

i think its a emission rather than a family death

[keen sparrow]

I've also hear rumours that birds freak tf out before an earthquake too.

[viral egret]

would make sense

[keen sparrow]

I've just never seen it for myself, so i couldn't say

[viral egret]

we had a few earthquakes

[keen sparrow]

But i have seen Crows harass a stray cat because it ripped another crow's head off, and they mourned the death of the crow for the rest of the day. I'm not an Ornithologist. I just love Corvids.

[viral egret]

every time i see this many crows my mind goes to "Emission incoming. Seek shelter immediately"

or psy storm

[keen sparrow]

GAMMA has conditioned us all

[viral egret]

too much gamma fr

[keen sparrow]

now imagine that + you've got your phone notification sounds set to GAMMA PDA sounds like Ivan

[viral egret]

i have like 3k total hours in gamma i awear

[viral egret]

i had that too

i might do it again tbh

its on my old phone which is now my grandpas so

he'll find oit

[keen sparrow]

My ringtone used to be the 56K modem handshake

freaked people tf out whenever my phone would ring

right, forgot. i'm the only person here over 30.

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-spongebob-patrick-gif-25732603

[tame dawn]

Nothing more spooky than going outside and hearing absolutely nothing

We get that alot with tornados/hurricanes

When its dead quiet, the humidity is gone when its usually swampass central, and the animals have ran off, its too late to leave.

[cyan garnet]

Emission soon fellow stalker

[short cove]

I wonder how hard it is to mod spt

(I never modded nor coded)

[keen sparrow]

You'd be learning C#

[short cove]

((I am oblivious to the torment ahead of me))

[keen sparrow]

so put the weird ammo shit to rest

[tame dawn]

Save yourself

[short cove]

Isent learning C# like

Not that bad?

Some reddit threads just say "yeah man its just the principles you learn and C# is just the language you write it in, the principles are the important thing to learn"

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[short cove]

I am fucking oblivious

I do not know

[keen sparrow]

just put it out of your fucking mind

god, why are they always like this

Last time SPT had a really young person, it was "when UMP9?"

every. goddamn. day.

[tame dawn]

I think it was cuppy asking me about spt and comp sci stuff a while back

Either way, expect tons of work to get something functional, or misery without the background knowledge.

If you really want to go about it, grab an existing mod that is simple. Mess around with stuff, see how it works.

[keen sparrow]

They'll be back here in 3 minutes asking what program they should use to open a .dll

[tame dawn]

If they want to learn, go for it. But its going to be a nightmare without any background

[cyan garnet]

when ump9

[keen sparrow]

It's in WTT Armory for 3.11. Because Tron finally caved

[short cove]

Nah il at best be back in 10-12 hours, rn employment maxing

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Vt4J7X_mo5k

[wintry ridge]

gross

[short cove]

I am sorry

Chat

[wintry ridge]

what if instead

[short cove]

I have to work in the lab w a colleague of mine rn

[wintry ridge]

u skipped work and played tarkov

[short cove]

And he gave me the aux

However he said dont play shit

[wintry ridge]

Renard time

[short cove]

https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0u84wcu3padm1SkbkwIfS8?si=nnfL32KLTCiyYyqQGc7WDg

Is the autism playlist off the table or nah?

[wintry ridge]

i think only yhe femtanyl stuff stays on the aux

[short cove]

I think that'll kill him so I just put on the https://open.spotify.com/album/7BD7GUC2SLrEbmhnNQfoO8?si=R7W85dvXTsOOp12sX9bIPw

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1177111856813449250/1300542822977634324/togif-5.gif

[little flame]

Ryan’s 7 9800x3d 😭😭

[stark torrent]

[clever siren]

Hows the perf on 4.0.1?

planning to reinstall spt again

[short cove]

Iirc even a 9060 xt is equivalent to a 4060 but the price is better and 16gb ram

[keen sparrow]

very good, do it

[cyan garnet]

these mfs took the barrel and upper receiver just to spite me

peacekeeping mission such a dogshit task

[keen sparrow]

yes

[short cove]

Thats thr goofiest shit I've ever seen

[cyan garnet]

he must of been mad i killed his boyfriend

[short cove]

You must be mad he took your upper

[cyan garnet]

not really idc about gear

it's all going to be wiped eventually anyways

it's a crazy move to strip the gun and not just take the whole thing lmfao

[keen sparrow]

My favourite is getting the SVT/AVT back, but just the front sight is gone

[short cove]

I think it is just spite

[stark torrent]

You cant leave just the reciever

[cyan garnet]

i either take the whole gun or just take their sight and suppressor i for the life of me have never just stripped the barrel and receiver

[short cove]

Like they took the things they stripped, for some reason

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/wq9deTUvcy0?si=8-PVHvlo9J0j-kmj
at least the only good thing we have left is the OST

pulling up with this playing on dorms

[stark torrent]

1.0 soon ivan, time to stream

[soft coral]

stfu

[stark torrent]

Thats a ban

[soft coral]

AYO

[keen sparrow]

WHAT

again?

[stark torrent]

No gay love making in chat

[keen sparrow]

oh

I mean shit disney does it all the time

[soft coral]

we already had enough of that with you and artyom in vc

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

oh shit he gonan stream GAMMA or osme shit

[soft coral]

watch the video moron

or I put the nade in your ass

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/992216054627577878/1087914983498711101/CEEC1E4E-C988-4D8F-A6DA-437F7BF79784.gif

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

Man I wanna post Kronen from hellboy so bad

but if I do...

[keen sparrow]

what's wrong with this picture, lol

besides the part where i'm playing this pos game

[soft coral]

tarkov and piece of shit go hand in hand

its like telling a mathmatician that 2+2 is 4

https://youtu.be/6LInbzgVJbg?si=JWUFODq8qDCZU2KL lowkey a banger considering its from 1 year ago

but its wayne and 2 chainz they make vibey songs

[keen sparrow]

Y'all ever seen what sriracha does when you get too close?

[soft coral]

read a comment that said NLE Choppa the type of dude to shoot a mirror for copying his drip

[clever siren]

He do be reloadin

[viral egret]

beneficial gain? no. fun? yes

i think he likes the rattling of mags or smth

[keen sparrow]

What gets me is the reload speed they gave him

Like he's ever going to miss the first shot

[viral egret]

i cant wait to play gamba this aftermoon

[wintry ridge]

[cyan garnet]

Shadow of tagilla is my favourite for that

Mf reloads his drum mag saiga in like .2 of a second

[short cove]

Chat i am sitting in the lab, i have to be at work for another 5 hours, can I learn C# in this timeframe?

[cyan garnet]

Do can do anything you set your mind to lil bro

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-head-stressed-i-cant-think-straight-let-me-think-wait-a-sec-gif-14639941

[keen sparrow]

k, figure out what this does

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @cyan garnet @short cove @wintry ridge @viral egret @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

the boy-kisser cat emote

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/think-bro-gif-22403438

[wintry ridge]

Is that your anomaly?

[soft coral]

yeah

you can make any icon you want as long as you know how to

its not hard

I cna put a custom portrait of my character in game too

[short cove]

My optimism cant be beaten

[short cove]

I start to understand why the game is like it is

[keen sparrow]

that's not BSG's code....

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

I pray

I fucking pray

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/jheaton416-simpsons-homer-burns-monkey-gif-16804730170474087268

actual footage of bsg coders

[hollow patrol]

resurrection of genghis khan

[short cove]

That if I would add a gun

Its somehow making the animations work and tearing the framework of another gun and tweaking the stats

[keen sparrow]

nope

[short cove]

Like i got no clue what I am even looking at

[short cove]

Ggs

[keen sparrow]

lol

I've seen what happens when someone has an obsession like you

You spend a month teaching them unity, blender, substance painter, help them code their shit in

they make 1 gun and it was so much work for them that they peace out after their first one

IF they ever finish

Source: I made 20 guns for SPT

[short cove]

Thing is I did also try to learn blender for film making

However then I got a job

[keen sparrow]

and i was making nsfw body models for ff14. not the same

[short cove]

Bro saw the bag and went for it

[keen sparrow]

the only community more retarded than this one

[short cove]

I generally just like the whole concept of "gun go pew but silent however it still does realistic damage"

Thats why quiet 300blk 9x39 and 8.6 scratch a slot in my upstairs department

They can be quiet and effective

[keen sparrow]

There's more than enough .300 in base tarkov

[short cove]

But they can also be suppers and punch holes through plates which their sub counterparts cant

[short cove]

But all of them are sups

Not one sub

All are like 400-700 iirc

[keen sparrow]

"I KNOW BRO, LET'S ADD EVEN WORSE AMMO TO TARKOV"

[short cove]

Also like 2 300blk guns kinda sucks

Like you got one ak and one ar

And that's it

While there are dmrs, snipers, sbrs and other full length rifles

Which kinda passes me off

Like the cbj shouldent be confined to the prison of assault rifles

[keen sparrow]

the most you might get is the B&T SPR 300

but that's it

[short cove]

Off the basegame? Maybe

[keen sparrow]

no idiot

[short cove]

But like I want goofy shit like a fucking 300 canebreak

[keen sparrow]

That gun is actually cool, no way BSG is adding it

[short cove]

That shit looks lit

[short cove]

I mean the mcx also imo looks good

[keen sparrow]

no, there's a modder for WTT working on the SPR 300

k you have actual brainworms

[short cove]

They just dident fucking add longer barrels which is utterly ass

[short cove]

Hear me out

[keen sparrow]

I have

you have chirped about exotic ammo-types every fucking day

[short cove]

Those look good imo

[short cove]

Can a goober not have a unhealthy obsession?

[keen sparrow]

i mean you just called it unhealthy

[short cove]

We all here play tarkov

Like we all are sick in the head

[cyan garnet]

Sorry no we can only add meme ak50

[native crypt]

They need to add epic guns like the American 180

[tame dawn]

Saar, the client has requested another niche ak clone edit

[keen sparrow]

lol, they gonna add an american classic, the marlin leve- AAAAND IT'S .308

[short cove]

@keen sparrow Fr question, what am I trying to learn w C#

Like what's the focus

[keen sparrow]

you're not

[tame dawn]

That is.....a really fucking broad question

[keen sparrow]

holy fuck bro

[cyan garnet]

Watch a video or some shit

[native crypt]

Adderall

[short cove]

Most welcome community moment

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent how mean am i allowed to be until i get banned

[short cove]

Like should I just go down the suicidal route and learn all or nah

[tame dawn]

Thats like asking a mechanic how to build an engine from scratch, you walk in, tell him you have work gloves, ezpz

[tame dawn]

Sniper would be a better ping for this imo

[keen sparrow]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/doc/entry/89-client-modding-quick-start-guide

Enjoy figuring out how to inject custom items into the game

[tame dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[cyan garnet]

Custom buttplug slot for spt when

[tame dawn]

Gamers might be a worse client base than hospitals or fintech

[native crypt]

What do you think the special slots are

[keen sparrow]

If i was going to add a bunch of custom ammunition, i'd learn how to reverse engineer this https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2318/tarkov-rare-collectibles

it's a simple mod that adds a bunch of static objects with bloated price tags

you use their codebase to itemtpltoclone in your own ammunition, fuck aroudn with the values

[short cove]

I got no clue but it looks like Reduction of uses on a key after use (maybe)

I see key, i think maybe key

Gilded key sounds like a eft item in my books

[keen sparrow]

wait, why can i do that

LMFAO

so it's possible to post a wall of text 116 lines high, good to know

[short cove]

Isent there on the plus on the bottom left the option to post it as a text file?

[keen sparrow]

I just wanted to show all the 'props' you'd be fucking with for ammo

[short cove]

So basically

Id mostly be doing thievery and changing of code values?

Like stealing parts of a mod w injection of new items

Adding (god knows how) spawn locations

And changing value

[keen sparrow]

If it hasn't changed at all, you'd mostly declare container types that hte item can cpawn in, and setting the probability

[short cove]

By idk, turning a 9x39 round like sp5 into the thing that spawns instead of the 15 rare collec4able items

Or in this case my modified unique item

[keen sparrow]

worry about that when you know how tf to open the mod to even see what's inside

[keen sparrow]

Here, go bug people that make mods for SPT

ughhhhh

aids

[short cove]

Wuh

[keen sparrow]

sent you a discord invite

[viral egret]

gun head

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1429785160542453870/2025-10-20_13-54-45.mp4?ex=68f766b2&is=68f61532&hm=6ced94c83f006fd679e817c8a9e01e8d26a2e560743617a93936dbdf04039723&

now I'm gonna choose a custom song to put as a main menu theme

[cyan garnet]

[short cove]

The "i drive" theme

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/MV_3Dpw-BRY?si=1hCCwUYSDs8xbhYP

should I?

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @hollow patrol @soft coral bus almost hit a car on my way home gg kings

romania core

dude cut off the bus

and we braked so hard like 4 ppl almost fell

[soft coral]

once I was gonna get hit by a bus

because bro is driving through the small narrow inner city streets with 50

I go to cross and that mf had to slam on the breaks

moron

[stark torrent]

aye that is peak

[soft coral]

thanks

[stark torrent]

100% lunea viitoare ma duc la Bucuresti si eu

GGs sa vezi cum conduc pe acolo

[viral egret]

nu mai conduci

mai bine mergi pe jos

aici la mine avem un semafor nesimtit

in fiecare saptamana

un acident

[soft coral]

MORTI MATII DIMENTEA SUGI PULA IN PULA CU SATELITU ROMANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[viral egret]

garantat

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

o sa las masina la hotel si dp ce treaba am prin oras ma duc cu bolt sau autobuz vad eu pe tlf

dar pana la hotel 😭

[viral egret]

ba sa nu-ti fure masina

sau catalizatoru

[stark torrent]

cum sa fure ceva ce nu mai am

[viral egret]

atunci ia masina direct

tu crezi ca ii pasa ca sunt camere de securitate

[stark torrent]

M-au intrebat aai de la service

4500 lei catalizator nou sau 800 lei teava goala si soft sa nu dea eroare

[viral egret]

pana vezi ca ti a furat masina

e deja in germania

[viral egret]

mai bine faci acasa

poate nu o avea paladiu si iridiu si asa si asa da e acolo de design

[soft coral]

ok i'll deal with converting the song in a bit

but first we take a shit

[keen sparrow]

hell yeah

i had one so big today i picked up the plunger before i even flushed it

[soft coral]

bro was strapped

[viral egret]

ivan arent u in bulgaria

[soft coral]

i am mate

where else would i be

[viral egret]

tf going on there my friend got jumped by a special ed kid

just randomly

[soft coral]

LMAO

[keen sparrow]

WTF

[soft coral]

idk about special ed kids but ive gotten offered blowjobs by gey gypsies
i wouldnt wish it on my worst enemy

[viral egret]

gypsy moment

[soft coral]

such is life in Bulgaria

[viral egret]

anything for 20 dolla

[soft coral]

it may be a shithole , but its home

[viral egret]

i went to bulgaria before

it was nice

i almost got lost

[soft coral]

soundtrack also visited bulgaria recently

nesebar

he loved it

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[ancient marsh]

Not even torture would get this out of me @stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

i didnt accept for the record

[stark torrent]

it looks the same as Romania only the streets are called шибаняк

or some weird shit

[soft coral]

no wrong

[viral egret]

the us could not waterboard that information out of me

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[soft coral]

thats what you call your neighbour

or pede- nah nvm

[viral egret]

green goblin mask moment

[soft coral]

nah nah big trouble

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

it was speaking to you

[soft coral]

NOOOO

@viral egret @cyan garnet @stark torrent @ancient marsh @keen sparrow @short cove @compact knoll @fast garden @native crypt

[dapper grotto]

ping me when you post peak next time

[soft coral]

@dapper grotto

he said ping so I ping

[dapper grotto]

bitch

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

BUT I"M THE DEVIL?!

this mf

THIS GUY

[dapper grotto]

when did i say that

you are still the lord of kys

[stark torrent]

I will not be harassed in my own private domicile

Bitch!

[soft coral]

I'm literally driving

also , yes its the entire 4 minute song

now for the final touch

I put ryan gosling portrait in game

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

THE MAIN MAN HIMSELF

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[dapper grotto]

pardon

you what

[soft coral]

nothing nothing

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muVudFMszDs

[fast garden]

the fucking shoes lmfao

[stark torrent]

BattlePass Season 1: 70+ rewards including Radian Model 1, unique active headsets, Ref’s Drop, Lega medals and many other rewards. As well as the Tactical Customs map with 30+ unique rewards including Announcer's voiceover by Nikita Buyanov.

[fast garden]

prob usec tho

i cant get over these cosmetics

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

that i kinda fuck with

gives me slight stalker army helmet vibes

[stark torrent]

Ooh that is nice

[fast garden]

ok so

[stark torrent]

Ye its a soviet gas mask

[fast garden]

prob usec

[stark torrent]

Lol a tank top

[fast garden]

but holy shit the tekpants

sleevless hoodie

even better lmao

i fw it

also this one is free too?

[stark torrent]

No idea

[fast garden]

it said it was

im surprised

[stark torrent]

On 23rd

It comes

[wintry ridge]

Tactical customs map? Is that an in-game paper map or an arena map

[stark torrent]

No idea

[fast garden]

i think itll be customs refitted for arena

[wintry ridge]

Imagine it's 2v2's in fortress

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Bro is doing the CoD run with teh M4

[fast garden]

prob just for the trailer

i hope

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

that animation is obtrusive as hell

[stark torrent]

Yeah imagine doing that with teh Scar

[fast garden]

rocking them under armor shoes

wait this shit is in 2 days

what the fuck

[stark torrent]

Yeah

[fast garden]

i see a lot of arena in my future

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[wintry ridge]

Same

Tarkov should do the cool thing and just make a knockoff Spartan gas mask from metro

[short cove]

The 3.6 unemployed cycle goes so damn hard

[keen sparrow]

Helmet that says b-pos bloodtype no matter who’s wearing it

Smart

So what’s new, a Radian arms lower and some airsoft looking collimator sight?

[stark torrent]

i dont even know what that is ngl

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

listen man id rather have porn in here than clash royale

no rex you cant post porn

[keen sparrow]

Catchin strays i am

[keen sparrow]

What if it’s porn of this chick

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-pepe-the-frog-disappointed-disappointed-pepe-tired-gif-1482602579291311529

[keen sparrow]

K, firing up stablediffusion

Bro’s posting coffee meme, needs a lil pickmeup, i gotchu

i am a master of my craft.

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/sneaky-golem-clash-royale-clash-of-clans-deck-gif-15376946106704274290

[stark torrent]

hmm lets not

[granite coral]

📚 Meru

A [beautiful] [name] 😤😤😤 Deserves more [recognition] smh.

"[Hey man], Meru is a [really cool person] who Cheeze shoul stop [exposing]."

[stark torrent]

fucking goon emoji

[compact knoll]

i know that you know

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/makarov-gif-2864900060345131894

[keen sparrow]

Everyone knows Meru

[hollow patrol]

its like the porn

[fast garden]

[hollow patrol]

of course everyone knows it

[short cove]

I am on the regular pulling the sneaky clone

(I am about 5k trophies, ik its so low)

[viral egret]

me when 1700

[short cove]

U r 1700 trophies?

[short cove]

USSR looking drink

[soft coral]

its literally from lidl

[viral egret]

ye

not even 1700

1300

[short cove]

U need help or smth?

[short cove]

But not from the German market

Thats some Russian import product

[soft coral]

kys

[short cove]

German car btw

[brittle sinew]

Of course, german car is the only car in eastern europe/balkan

My serbian friend just bought a ford, last I heard he got excommunicated and disowned by his family

[short cove]

So

People cried about movement getting inertia

Then they cry about it being removed

What should he do? (Real)

[stark torrent]

Tarkov comments are also full of ragebaiters so many people are saying the opposite for the ragebait

[fast garden]

Yeah

Is inertia back in arena or is it still removed

Fully removed inertia is dogshit

[stark torrent]

they changed it a while ago

some ppl say its shit again

idk

didnt update arena in a month

[short cove]

@ancient marsh would you want to hop on today or nah?

[ancient marsh]

uuh if i rank up today on league then sure

[short cove]

Nvm let's do it tmrw

[stark torrent]

you are never playing abi again

[ancient marsh]

i'll have you know i am on a winstreak

my last game i went 15-2-11

[stark torrent]

what champs do u play

just play darius top

[ancient marsh]

uuh i tried playing tf in rranked but my team arre pigs

[stark torrent]

blame team if u lose

[ancient marsh]

sooo playing champ that helps team is useless

i switched back to yone and well

midlane kingdom established

last game i played shen

i wanted to pick sett but enemy picked him first

[stark torrent]

I remember when Yasuo was a peice of shit noob broken champion

Then they decided to add his brother Yone or whatever

GGS

also Master Yi for the OGs

[ancient marsh]

so i just put him in the dirt

[ancient marsh]

yone is like easier yasuo

yasuo deals way more damage but you need to be a better playe

[stark torrent]

Listen man

darius top

5 bleedings

R

if they die , ggs , if they dont, blame jungler or whatever

[ancient marsh]

darior is my usual ban

super obnoxious

every fight with darius is basically 1 mistake = death

super oppresive a

and late game super useless if they have good adc or mage

[stark torrent]

yeah its very noob friendly as well all you have to do is basically hit your enemy with everything , you cant trade hits with him

you always lose on lane

he gets bleeds on you then he jerks and u die

ggs

[ancient marsh]

yeah

i like shen generally, he's turbo op

especially now

he always dealt crazy damage but it's crazier now

i killed sett at lvl 3

just kick his teeth in

[viral egret]

@stark torrent missing child alert

[stark torrent]

pfff unfortuante

[viral egret]

9 years old child

💔

[fast garden]

What is bro blabbering about

[stark torrent]

missing kid in bucharest

they gave phone alerts to keep a lookout

[fast garden]

God man I’m in the waiting room in the dealership for another at least 3 hours and the tv is just playing Fox News

[fast garden]

Aw damn

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/samogon-tarkov-escape-from-tarkov-drink-eft-gif-27660618

cant wait for them to tell you they didnt find the issue and for your car to turn off at the first stoplight after you leave

[fast garden]

Oh this time it’s uh

Some trim piece that they didn’t replace when it didn’t get detailed

It’s been driving fine so far

[stark torrent]

then why wait 3 hours

for what

[fast garden]

They set my appt right before their fucking lunch

So they were just like “too bad you have to wait our lunch is in 30 minutes and is an hour long”

I’ve already been here one hour

I love this shit

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[short cove]

Why dont you just hold a mechanic at gunpoint to repair your shit?

Cant be that bad

[viral egret]

peak vc with ivan

[soft coral]

until the others joined

[viral egret]

they ruined it more so

bro i have to do a word project on some place s in madrid

but i cant find word

and its apparently paid now entirely

ill just grab some fakeoff

[viral egret]

way better i was able to talk instead of type and wait for the ~8 second delay

[soft coral]

well sorrey about delay

not muchi can do there

[viral egret]

yeah its on twitch's part

advanced tools copium worked though

broooo what the fuck is this freemium shit

[compact knoll]

someone is coping they got killed by a better player

[viral egret]

why is this doc editor lagging

bro

[soft coral]

eating potato salad @compact knoll

[viral egret]

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

kys

either way I'm glad youre having fun @viral egret

[viral egret]

yeah its nice to see how others play gamma compared to my strangely unique playstyle

[soft coral]

mine isn't ordinary either

time to enjoy chai

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

hope you're good man

(legit this time)

[viral egret]

@soft coral project done ggs

just gotta add photos

[soft coral]

?

what is bro on about

[viral egret]

i was saying id have to go to do a project

[soft coral]

aaaaah

pula

[viral egret]

i just have to document stuff on 3 places in madrid

which is really easy

has 2 stadiums and a easy cultural centre once used as barracks

time to print

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@viral egret @stark torrent