💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

yeah

but unlikely for me to keep my shit

gn now

I go watch youtube on laptop

[ancient marsh]

why not

[keen sparrow]

Fine. Stay bricked retard.

Nice paperweight

Really brings the desk together

[soft coral]

ty

I'll look into stuff tomorrow

its w/e I didn't have important files

my movies and music are on the HDD thankfully

only gamma and isaac on the ssd

its w/e I'm not mad about the files and shit

I'm curious on what could have caused it

[stark torrent]

to be fair , same

[soft coral]

I stay hard frfr

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

Was waiting for some to do that

[soft coral]

who else but quagmi me

[soft coral]

it spit out a couple of weird krnl.exe errors and one driver error or something
if anyone knows what those mean be my guest
as I'm not that tech literate when it comes to windows crap

get bloodofsniper on the line he might know

anyway

gn

[stark torrent]

thats usually windows related

[wintry ridge]

Samorost 3 is free on epic games @soft coral

[soft coral]

YEAH OMW TO INSTALL BRO

I'm hurling myself at the epic games launcher AS WE SPEAK

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

most likely botched windows then

SOMEHOW

one moment windows exists the next its like hiroshima

[wintry ridge]

I was gonna say something but I'll hold my tongue

[soft coral]

restrain yourself

[keen sparrow]

Back before SSDs were a thing i gamer-punched my pc tower so many times playing cod4 that the read/write needles in my HD scratched the part of windows that checks if you typed the correct password off the disk

Source: my mom’s boyfriend at the time diagnosed the issue. His 9-5 job was writing the software that’s used to monitor the entire powergrid in the state of new york.

If anyone was going to translate the errors i was getting thrown up, it was him, lol

[soft coral]

scariest thing btw

on the 14th or 15th I dont remember
there was a windows update that my pc automatically did

while I slept

anyway

gn

gypsies turned up the music outside oh god I wish [redacted]

[wintry ridge]

Okay twink

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TJ4V0q59QI

Big aids

My favourite windows thing right now is how they keep trying to slide ‘co-pilot’ across the table at us and we keep pushing it back

[soft coral]

turbo clickbait

[keen sparrow]

I disabled gamebar in my registry so RIP, but oh boy

I’m so happy we got more emojis, wow thanks windows

They keep doing this shit i’m going to make my system a closed shell, fuck this

I give it a year before co-pilot is recording everything a PC does. It’s bad enough every update turns telemetry/diag-listener back on

[native crypt]

im just counting the days until steam os personally

[keen sparrow]

Can’t push updates to me if i have no internet connection.

https://tenor.com/view/soph-does-nails-soph-sunglasses-sophx-gif-14133528

[native crypt]

Michael Shaft himself will break into your house to install the newest bloatware and system breaking updates to your computer

[keen sparrow]

They’re going to find my corpse in a giant Faraday cage in front of a PC with Gothic 2 still running

Ayo, there is 1 problem though

[native crypt]

generate your own electricity

[keen sparrow]

Microsoft suddenly starts buying huge shares in utility companies lol

Might have to

[fast garden]

huge

literally all game in the mobile aa

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

last short did bad

we lost

time to end it all

[keen sparrow]

Short?

[soft coral]

youtube short mang

[keen sparrow]

Oh are you uploading clips now?

[soft coral]

eeeehhhh

trying to find interesting moments during stream

and upload them

idk

no idea what I'm doing

[keen sparrow]

I tried for like a week. 1 clip a day to tiktok, youtube, and X

Just to throw shit into the ether, hope it gets someone’s attention

[soft coral]

last 2 did okay kind of

considering my channel is small

[keen sparrow]

Better than mine probably

Lol

[soft coral]

my youtube isn't nowhere as developed

I only recently started due to gamma

my twitch is ancient

I started it when I was 17

had to open a debit card with my moms permission to recieve my first payment from twitch

[keen sparrow]

I hate to tell you this but if you had stayed consistent over the whole 4 years your channel would be a lot bigger by now

[soft coral]

yeah no shit

discovering warm water over here

I could be as big as venoxium rn

its so over

AND NOW I CANT STREAM BECAUSE WINDOWS deleted itself

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

@keen sparrow

wtf

gamma = north korea

not the youtube shorts tv watchers man

[keen sparrow]

North Korean troops trying to learn how to operate an AK from GAMMA streams

[fast garden]

he aint talk after that

[cyan garnet]

Nk special forces training is probably playing tarkov lmfao

[keen sparrow]

It's all a joke till we recount where Arma came from

[cyan garnet]

To complete north korean special forces training you must complete farming the tracksuit

[keen sparrow]

well, special forces is usually all about suffering and pushing people to their limits so

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-shrug-i-dunno-shrugs-shrugging-gif-13056194

why not

[cyan garnet]

Interchange attracts a special kind of mentally ill

[keen sparrow]

you know what else this means

it means @stark torrent is KPASOF

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[fast garden]

ive been in large map conquest stationary AA for hours man

i want to be free

[keen sparrow]

oh we doin it chat

[keen sparrow]

Labs background camera, lmao

Can't wait for Nikita's 'this is stolen product' twitter storm bullshit

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Oh look the Tarkov Voicechat key

[wintry ridge]

Chinese game
Basically 1:1 ripoff of tarkov but stylized
Is this ABI

[keen sparrow]

it's entirely PVE so....

no

[wintry ridge]

Tarkov PvE mode

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sneer-awkward-smile-chewing-laugh-gif-16918258

Duckov isn't even a First Person Shooter

It's Isometric

[short cove]

That is subsonic at 90 meters, supersonic is usable up to 300 meters iirc

[keen sparrow]

holy fucking shit

[short cove]

Horrible difficulty scaling

We're both wired?

You tried getting the win 10 or 11 iso data on a USB?

[short cove]

Dident you call nikita a retard for just the same fucking thing?

[short cove]

I mean ofc 300blk wont do shit as subs at that range

Its basically just like .45 ammo in that regard when subsonic and gets closer to 762 39 performance when supersonic

[cyan garnet]

Nikita is a fat balding retard

[short cove]

In tarkov all 300blks are supersonic btw, not even one that's subsonic

[cyan garnet]

Anyone else play arena in chat

This movement update yesterday is dogshit

dogshit game is more dogshit idk how they manage it

[stark torrent]

Nah but i saw only complaints which is nothing new

[keen sparrow]

Juiced Birb

[keen sparrow]

Bro with the bird as their pfp, why are you not playing this yet

[soft coral]

I tried with the windows 11 creation tool but allegedly thats broken atm

someone suggested rufus and an iso to do it that way

[short cove]

My recommendation is a iso

However i only done install of windows 10 isos

[soft coral]

wtf is the difference between the creation and an iso

[short cove]

Idfk what a creation is

[soft coral]

CREATION TOOL

FOR WINDOWS MAN

[short cove]

I just know that the iso version is loaded onto a usb and when your PC uses that to boot it asks if you want to install that as your operating system

[short cove]

Dawg ik that you refer to that, just still no clue what it is

[soft coral]

Right

[short cove]

You just need a 16gb or bigger usb iirc

[soft coral]

????

[short cove]

And you have to get in your bios to check the boot order

[soft coral]

I have a usb but its only 16

[short cove]

Then it probably works

[soft coral]

Right

[short cove]

Seems right

Still i only know the win 10 process

But there's like countless tutorials out there how to do it w isos

[soft coral]

which one

[short cove]

That already seems diff from like the path I knew.

I would say rufus 4.11 exe

But not sure tho

[soft coral]

I dont have anything to lose anyway

with repairing windows or re-installing it

[cyan garnet]

Have you tried turning it off then on again

[soft coral]

arent you the funniest mf ever

[cyan garnet]

thanks

[soft coral]

@short cove

nearly there

[short cove]

Sounds alright

Aint no mc fucking way

[keen sparrow]

@short cove

[soft coral]

@short cove

fk it i reinstall man

[short cove]

But sadly not my artstyle 😔

Also i am already zero sievert maxing

@keen sparrow There still are like no mods out that do 9x39 stuff

Except one that adds a cat boy trader that sells every ammotype

[keen sparrow]

jesus fucking christ

[short cove]

ALL AMMO TRADER - UPDATED BY TILTUSHKIN - Mod Details - The Forge https://share.google/VLM2GwHYJJNIpgorz

[keen sparrow]

You're worse than the people asking me where the Barrett mod is

[short cove]

Where is it tho

[short cove]

The scrlungy big round

[keen sparrow]

Okay so this guy is this game's Jaeger. Noted.

[native crypt]

@soft coral I'm not going to be able to make it for the stream today, if there will be one, but good luck with the computer stuff

[soft coral]

@native crypt @keen sparrow @short cove

LORD ALMIGHTY

THIS PIECE OF SHIT WINDOWS

[keen sparrow]

lol, he's back

[soft coral]

WE CANT HAVE

NICE THINGS

WE CANT

well fellas

IT APPEARS

to work

however

yes my shit is here

however obviously

[compact knoll]

Ew win 11

[soft coral]

windows 11 by default is missing ALL the c++ repositories and whatever

every single one of them

peak

we appear to be ok on gpu front too

I go get monster brb

[ancient marsh]

you are missing a suppository

[soft coral]

im aware

i am glad i have a firefox account

all my bookmarks and website logins are here

fan control is ok

7zip is ok

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@ancient marsh

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[soft coral]

stfu

and explode

you motherfucker ape

[hollow patrol]

mi pene

[soft coral]

ok good news so far the minor apps such as EAC VLC , 7zip fan control appear to work ok

even steam launched

[short cove]

Chat we should have the ability to glass someone in tark

Imagine you see a pmc and you just toss 12 vodkas at him

He would never recover from that

[soft coral]

nobody expects the glass granade

[cyan garnet]

molotov cocktail would be fun

[soft coral]

@short cove @compact knoll @keen sparrow @native crypt

Good news

isaac launches too

maybe there is hope in the world

THIS IS WHY YOU DO TWO PARTITIONS ON YOUR MAIN DRIVE CHAT

THIS

[short cove]

Like imagine your pushing somewhere in gz

And the sniper scav just tosses a vodka at you which fractures like your arm or some shit

[soft coral]

nah I'm pushing a bullet in my brain because of this windows

JEBEM MU PICKU

[keen sparrow]

My son painted this.

[soft coral]

he might be on the spectrum

respectfully ofc

[compact knoll]

fucking what

you have a son

[soft coral]

hes ancient

[stark torrent]

he is like 35

i think

he said here

[stark torrent]

abstract paintings

[soft coral]

I hate that microsoft removes these by default form the dekstop

like mate I WANNA USE THIS PC not FILE EXPLORER

THATS GEY

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

[soft coral]

complete dogshit https://tenor.com/view/smile-gif-14340216892866210978

disable DPI shift
disable the side crap button on the mouse

FUCK THOSE

and keep the mouse on 1500 dpi and thats it

[keen sparrow]

He's 2

@soft coral

[soft coral]

Nah you need to be shot for that one mate

[soft coral]

show him how to play tarkov

[ancient marsh]

ive never heard this gluhar voice line

[cyan garnet]

Nikita voiceline leaks

[short cove]

You got a son??

[hollow patrol]

he's ready for tarkov

send him to the trenches

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/g97La0u55_g?si=vtqET7uHtQQLIhZg

AHAHAHAHAHA

kys bsg

[fast garden]

Arc raiders for this weekend

Time to see if I like the game

[cyan garnet]

i watched a stream of it

idk kinda looked ass

[fast garden]

People on tarkov subs randomly getting fraud bans?

Don’t we have a sale right now?

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

@native crypt @keen sparrow we're on

[fast garden]

@keen sparrow im seeing people talk about duckov saying its better than zero sievert lol

[surreal stirrup]

hmmmmm

hmmm

[fast garden]

hmmm

[surreal stirrup]

i wonder

[ancient marsh]

just put a pk-06 on an m4 with a carry handle on

[scarlet rock]

Would anyone be willing to give me stock footage of going into an inventory to eat beans?

[fast garden]

aint no beans in tarkov

at least not for eating

https://tenor.com/view/tarkfood-escape-from-tarkov-tarkov-can-of-green-peas-gif-18251285

we got peas tho

[stark torrent]

it does have a lot of positive reviews

[ancient marsh]

guys hardcore wipe was such a good idea

into softcore where no one cares anymore

right before 1.0

whoever thought of this needs to be euthanized

unironically

[wintry ridge]

Probably true

I like zero sievert but also dobt

Don't

Its fun for a while but there's not really gear risk and theres no real feasible way to farm enough money to actually play it like an extraction shooter even with the right settings

Also randomized maps and boring endgame don't help

[stark torrent]

@fast garden https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1o8w4ov/battlefield_6_community_update_player_progression/

[wintry ridge]

What's the clueless about

Streamers trend chasing?

Arc raiders is popular because it's new and fresh

Give it a couple months for the honeymoon phase to end and people will whine about it being unbalanced or trash or whatever

[stark torrent]

All those are mostly Tarkov streamers and were always Tarkov streamers

[wintry ridge]

Hd2 had the same thing

[stark torrent]

the fact that none of them is playing tarkov to take advantage of the arc raiders thing proves a point

back a few years ago , when Lvndmark was switching games for some whatever , his viewership halved , this time it stays the same as with Tarkov

and evne with ABI

[wintry ridge]

What point? They'd rather try out the limited time test of a hyped up game instead of a game they've played for 4 years straight?

[stark torrent]

so it shows Tarkov is just in a bad state rn

[wintry ridge]

No shit man

[stark torrent]

they will try whatever its better for money man , it will always be like this

for them, few games had the same impact as tarkov had in the past

but now it's the opposite

some get a bit more viewers now than when they played tarkov which are known for

thats what im saying

the only reason is trend chasing is because it's worth it more than Tarkov

which proves a point, that Tarkov rn is in a bad state nobody wants to even watch anymore

streamer doesnt care they follow the numbers, if tarkov kept numbers higher they would play it

[short cove]

I think that the endgame feels mostly stale due to there being like not a lot of good weapons

Like all aks and ar15s feel the same to me atleast

[wintry ridge]

Ehhh

Yeah ur not wrong

Also it has weapon modding but there's no reason to use anything other than the same couple attachments

[short cove]

So then the endgame equipment is just the vss, rem 700 modern w 10rnd mag and also like maybe the shak 12

[wintry ridge]

Yep

And whatever cyclops armors you can get

Personally I just kill the swamp guys

[short cove]

The only reason to use zoom in scopes is if you got like that perk which does

Make you have some pros w it

I genuinely think the game has a good soul

But iirc they said it'll never be mp

I just hope the workshop actually does great stuff for the game

[wintry ridge]

It's got soup but everything past a certain progression level feels unfinished almost

It's missing something and idk what

[short cove]

Like imo

Its like

[wintry ridge]

Soul*

[short cove]

Starter mosin

Go to lazar

Kill

Now you got like a endgame weapon forever

[wintry ridge]

Every time I get to mall I feel like the games kinda over

[short cove]

The repairing also dosent really make sense

[short cove]

I get it the ultra mall

But like also killa feels weird there

Like you can onetap him a m700 modern

And m61

But like

There really isent any backfire to doing so

[wintry ridge]

Just because everyone has endgame weapons but none of them are good really? They're okay to grab parts from now with the new change but before they were just extra weight while you look for barter items to sell

[short cove]

As if you carry thr vss and 30rnders iirc w u you never die

[short cove]

Rel

Scavs like

Still rock 762 25 smgs

And cheap aks n shit

Which makes them only a xp farm

I think the skills are great

But there's not enough meat on those bones

Like I really feel like I am just tearing attachments from chests and weapons at some point

Like the m700 modern mag is so unreasonably hard to find

[soft coral]

woah who is this great streamer

[wintry ridge]

Also there's not enough interesting skills

Perks I guess?

Whatever the pick 3 of each tier ones are

[fast garden]

Nice

Man I hope they don’t go too overboard with the bloom changes

There are some weapons were it’s too much but with the small size of the maps, less bloom is not a wonderful thing imo. I don’t want to just be getting lasered by rifles from 100 meters, especially when the solution is controlled rapid bursts

You can still totally kill people from decently far away with most weapons but everyone just wants to hold left click and make squads go bye bye

Lmgs on bipods and in general are far too inaccurate however

I think lmgs need to be a bit clunkier so people arent just running m249 on every class, but more accurate when stationary

And damage falloff is nonsensical and all over the place for weapons

Spear is a carbine with no dmg falloff

The sg553 has 33 damage that nearly instantly falls off to 25, 20 then 17 all within like 25m

The scar and L85 are worthless

Those guns are the ones that SHOULD be accurate

The slower ttk weapons are the ones that should be better suited for accuracy at long range but that just doesn’t play out like that

And they have just as much dogshit dmg falloff

Just use spear GG

[fast garden]

yeah

its novel

but theres not a lot there

[fast garden]

i hate it here

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[short cove]

What

[fast garden]

the american job market

[short cove]

I mean those probably are the best friends

But like

What position for what

[fast garden]

this is for people that come in your home btw

[short cove]

That dosent sound too hype then

[fast garden]

alright arc raiders

you guys forgot to make female faces

tf is this

we got 2 grandmas, 2 12 year old boys, and an asian woman

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

closest thing to a black woman too

built like uh

https://tenor.com/view/william-knight-tik-tok-guy-tik-tok-grand-rising-app-there-is-no-such-thing-as-a-coincidence-gif-22190856

[keen sparrow]

I’ve never played zero zeivert so i wouldn’t know

[keen sparrow]

Yeah i’m old as dirt remember?

I’ve actually been teaching him new words using tarkov inspect screens

He’s already learned scope and helmet

He called the water bottle ‘milk’ though

Usually he says ‘bottle’

[keen sparrow]

And they’re starting to make asian women in games ugly too

Like bro, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP

[cyan garnet]

arc raiders looks dogshit

third person = into the trash it goes

[soft coral]

OK BUT YOU DESERVE JAIL

child abuse

CPS get on his ass

[cyan garnet]

Subjected a child to tarkov is heinous

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

[cyan garnet]

Ive always thought third person shooters are ass

[fast garden]

idk this shit is cool

[viral egret]

not long before he starts cussing in russian

[keen sparrow]

We’re listening to tarkov menu music while he eats eggs and orange slices

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh Tigz playing ARC raiders

Gets hit by lightning strike

Chatter : Kaya POV

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[viral egret]

whos kaya

is it hasans dog

[keen sparrow]

yes.

All the 'Hasan's dog' jokes have such great

Shock Value

[native crypt]

Yeah things were getting pretty stale it's good that we had such an electrifying occurrence

[soft coral]

choco pudding

@native crypt @keen sparrow @viral egret @stark torrent 500 grams of pure delicious Lidl pudding

OOOOOOOOOOOO

[keen sparrow]

Bro’s getting all his probiotics

[brittle sinew]

@soft coral

[keen sparrow]

You mean to tell me remotes get the asian couch treatment??

Lmao

As a parent, this is smart though

[soft coral]

one day you'll do it too

[soft coral]

based on real events?

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

So funny thing

[soft coral]

that was a good one

[keen sparrow]

Missus and i are 99% sure the umm.. event that concieved our son was the one when i wore a michael meyers mask during.

[soft coral]

MATE

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/halloween-michael-myers-hammock-chilling-gif-15437464

[soft coral]

not even batman is getting such information out of me

[native crypt]

Badass

[keen sparrow]

Yes, that is what we did.

[soft coral]

WE DONT NEED TO KNOW

WHAT YOU DID

OR WHEN YOU DID IT

or how

theres one retards too many with me being in this channel

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/2b-dance-gif-25443696

Super not-excited for the dreaded ‘warehouse’ section of Duckov

[viral egret]

the united states could not waterboard that information out of me.

there is no amount of money that would make me say this

especially in a server with 600k people

[keen sparrow]

You’re only as sick as the secrets you keep

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-clear-sky-clear-sky-monolith-monolith-exo-gif-13594799489985857333

[viral egret]

i must be dying then

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/wolfenstein-wolfenstein-the-new-order-wolfenstein-the-old-blood-punch-punch-in-the-face-gif-2326909709379957973

[viral egret]

actually in a few seconds

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

heres me thinking tarkov channel is full of apes

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

ok nvm the dude was legit lost

somehow he didn't know what anomaly is

but ended up here cuz our server pops up first

he genuinely wanted to install gunslinger to CoP

which is kinda sad in a way

cuz we were agressive to him

[keen sparrow]

Classic GAMMA discord

[soft coral]

listen dude

he joined in june

wtf u expect us to think

ok I go make peach tea

[keen sparrow]

Watch this. #╟🔰☢newbies-chat message

Oh goddamnit. Someone was useful. Motherfucker.

[soft coral]

its chill its chill

[keen sparrow]

I was waiting for like, 3 people to say skill issue and atleast 1 mpreg react

[keen sparrow]

expecting GAMMA discord to think

[soft coral]

made peach tea

ooo

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow tomorrow x8

outskirts + corridors full of monolith
surely we'll be fine

[soft coral]

I just realized
I haven't died since before brain scorcher

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-gif-21974886

[soft coral]

HOW is this not bannable

that probably violates some OSHA rule somewhere

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/n-PqsOV_o4g?si=ua9HZytLj8dt_n36&t=198
@stark torrent @native crypt @keen sparrow @fast garden @viral egret @brittle sinew @cyan garnet

what a voice

and shes like 70 or so when she records this

my grandma loved Lili a lot
now I'm following in her footsteps even getting her cds
grandma knew her shit she was a real one

[wintry ridge]

Idk I think ur just goonwashed into only liking perfectly smooth ai generated anime faces

[keen sparrow]

This guy exists to disagree with people

[compact knoll]

is this a man or a woman

[stark torrent]

you have to do a bharv

[soft coral]

pull down its pants and find out

https://open.spotify.com/track/7nEZnpwjdAw2vCRJg2Q2xG?si=5b0e4a44d6c14da9

https://open.spotify.com/track/2FSWaVneLMnzMbyfaBXWvV?si=028e8142f2954509

@stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow @native crypt

https://tenor.com/view/sad-gif-15574091040572480755

[compact knoll]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2WfaOiMkCvy7F5fcp2zZ8L?si=1421f905abad4f02

[soft coral]

the cutscene of them burning her on the pyre and the final one of them spreading the ashes

[compact knoll]

TA TA TA TA TATATA

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

TATATATATATATATATA

[soft coral]

stfu its sad time hours

[compact knoll]

TALKING AWAY

I DONT KNOW WHAT

WHAT TO SAY

ILL SAY IT ANYAWY

[soft coral]

I go ping offtopic they at least care

moron

[native roost]

Fellas

What is Tarkov gameplay about

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @keen sparrow @native crypt @fast garden GO
have at him

FEAST FELLAS FEAST

[native roost]

[soft coral]

dw aboutit

[native roost]

[keen sparrow]

Have you ever scooped up half-smoked cigarettes from the gutter, crushed them into a ceramic bowl, poured milk over it and eaten it with a spoon?

[native crypt]

Polish breakfast

[native roost]

No, but my friend mixed milk with cola and then drank it

Actually two of my friends did it

[keen sparrow]

Have you ever seen a child dig shit out of their diaper and touch everything in sight?

[native roost]

Most certainly I did

[keen sparrow]

K, riddle me this

If the game you asked about was any good

[soft coral]

tarkov gameplay is extremely repetitive

[keen sparrow]

Why do we try our damndest in here to talk about LITERALLY ANYTHING but that game

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[native crypt]

Just don't buy it spare yourself the wasted time and money

[native roost]

I don't know lol, never opened this channel before

[stark torrent]

i mean i cant really say as i only played for a bit

[soft coral]

yeah dont buy it

Just dont

[native roost]

So is it like a battleroyale?

[soft coral]

no

its not

[stark torrent]

sir that shit died years ago

[keen sparrow]

It only takes ‘a little bit’ to get a degree too

[soft coral]

that means I have a masters degree in gamma

gg

[keen sparrow]

If you REALLY MUST

Get Escape from Duckov

[native roost]

Hell nah

[stark torrent]

i am really gonna end myself

[keen sparrow]

According to @wintry ridge it’s the same thing

[soft coral]

tarkov is an extraction shooter
its not the same as a battle royale

[stark torrent]

dont fucking call him here again

[soft coral]

tarkov simply has a timer
other than that you can do whatever the fuck you want in raid

omg WHY DO YOU PING FROTA

[native roost]

OH

[soft coral]

hes so annoying

[wintry ridge]

Hi whore

[native roost]

Thanks

[stark torrent]

son of a bitch

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[soft coral]

you ruined it

kys

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hmmm-suspicious-squint-angry-cat-gif-2451493690881178522

[fast garden]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[soft coral]

almost big trouble

[keen sparrow]

Okay but serious answer. You go into a map with crap gear, go around murking dudes, stealing shit, and try to leave the map with it alive. Because if you die someone else gets all of it

[keen sparrow]

Bro, be nice to the gæs

[native roost]

Thanks for the explanation

[hollow patrol]

what about the gaes

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

It sounds great on paper right?

WRONG

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-drumpf-trump-stupid-gif-6220235

[soft coral]

I wont intervene I'm chilling listening to kung fu panda soundtrack

inner peace

[hollow patrol]

because therre's this FUCKERR CALLED NIKITA BURYANOV

[native roost]

I'm not really into online competitive games

[fast garden]

professional opinion, you would not like this game

[soft coral]

you really wont like tarkov

pick another game

[hollow patrol]

just play abiotic factor for a casual version

[keen sparrow]

HACKERS BAD AIMBOT AI GET STUCK ON LABS ELEVATOR SHIT OPTI UNITY ENGINE SLUUUURP SLOP BARFVOMIT NIKITA ARENA’S NOT A DLC LIGHTLEEPER INFINITE SEXGLITCH

[hollow patrol]

wait not abi

umm

abiotic factor worng name umm uhh

arena breakout

infinite

[fast garden]

nice one

mixing dogshit game names up

[soft coral]

LOOK AT ME AND IEDY AND THEE
IT DOES IRREVERSABLE DAMAGE TO YOU

take our advice

and run the fuck away

[hollow patrol]

they have the same acronym

abiotic factor is good though fuck you

[soft coral]

because of tarkov I got a job
iedy is romanian
and worst of all
thee became american

[keen sparrow]

Sitting on a glass jar would have more long-term health benefits than playing Tarkov.

[fast garden]

im not spending like 40 bucks on a survival game lmfao

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/858843200100892703/1085503412596129813/image0.gif

fitgirl my goat

[short cove]

Aint no way there's lidl in east europe

[soft coral]

???????

[keen sparrow]

Oh here comes russian caliber fetishist, lol

[soft coral]

theres lidl EVERYWHERE HERE

we love lidl

LIDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://tenor.com/view/lidl-nallepuh-happy-winnie-the-pooh-gif-14783117

[short cove]

You ingame deserve a public execution

Just give the damn mini human a bottle, or a nerf scope or a bicycle helmet

Its just that I am baffled by a tarkov player finding a partner which actually says "good enough"

[short cove]

Nahah 300blk is fully American and that shit goes nuclear

[keen sparrow]

See that’s where you’re retarded

Gotta be slick about it see?

I started playing tapkob years after we met

[short cove]

Ahhhh

[keen sparrow]

So it’s more like “ah shit, i fucked up”

[short cove]

So you done the whole "look what I can do" phase and as you already went down the glowdown route you just added tarkov to it

[soft coral]

I mean I'm dating the girl but I never told her I have 3k hours in a dogshit shooter

Instead I did one better and told her I play a stalker modpack with 500 mods than runs on an engine from 20 years ago

[fast garden]

but did you hit

[soft coral]

no

BUT

[short cove]

I am just german

And lidl comes from here

So its kinda sureal seeing it somewhere else

[soft coral]

stay with me now

[fast garden]

but

[soft coral]

I got to pet her pet cat

not all is lost

[fast garden]

sigh

[short cove]

So you told her you're acoustic

[soft coral]

she was the one that pointed it out yes

I did not have to mention it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-25975446

you are situationshiped to shit

[fast garden]

i feel bad

for ivan

a little bit

[soft coral]

I couldn't care less

[stark torrent]

well he is happy so let it be

be happy man

be yourself

[soft coral]

pc works okay my files aren't corrupt

fuck the rest

[keen sparrow]

The tarkov part might as well have been like me falling down and shattering a hip

Look honey, i’m handicapped

[soft coral]

damn , forgot how much of a banger the kung fu panda ost is https://open.spotify.com/track/6G4xifszrVtjetdVniBzQD?si=2b906176c28945d0

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1256698230637461655/1340483202136932372/lightcube.gif

[short cove]

Good that you give your little human consumable goods

But like

[keen sparrow]

Okay okay

Ho;d on for a fucking second

[short cove]

You know you're turning him even by pure exposure into a retard?

[keen sparrow]

It’s chug metal from russia, OR

His mom making him watch kpop demon hunters

Who is the real villain here

[short cove]

Like that whole nikitaism is gonna seep into him

[short cove]

Not every couple should be allowed to have kids

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/504RlgOZqNp027bsOinMmz?si=8870c513d65645a7

[short cove]

Youre rotting his brain extra throughly

[keen sparrow]

I’d rather my son hear someone tuned to drop D playing 0-0-0-0-0-0-0-0 for 5 minutes

[short cove]

Blending it at this point

[keen sparrow]

Than whatever tf kpop dh is

[short cove]

Give him something actually good to do 😭 🙏

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/album/1BykQV2nA2F8zXzsUJ6DQ2?si=47EBnBisQwyGQAbXM2fknw

[short cove]

Give him a electrical drumkit and let him be the drummer everyone needs

[soft coral]

what a fucking album

[keen sparrow]

Nah that’s his cousin that watches garry’s mod horror mod youtube shorts all day

[short cove]

The humble skibidy toilet

[keen sparrow]

He plays any of my 4 guitars on a daily basis

[short cove]

Isent skibidi now 2 years old or so?

[short cove]

Lil being has to learn wonderwall

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/my-head-stressed-i-cant-think-straight-let-me-think-wait-a-sec-gif-14639941

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

We love isaac

[keen sparrow]

The first song he ever danced to was Twist by Korn so

I’m in trouble

[hollow patrol]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1002966020190908526/1031691679083802664/image0-3-1-1.gif

its over

[keen sparrow]

Lmao wtf

[soft coral]

I found a way to get infinite pills gg

omg they are duplicating

[short cove]

I never listened to korn, but one of my fellas listens to korn and he looks like this

So you better fucking stop that

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1199437774982484080/1428833253816795217/a6Z3PX9_700b.png?ex=68f3f02a&is=68f29eaa&hm=8546ab3b28142cf059b54e5a30826fd7ba464dedec71ee29191e943cb0bec7b8&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=875&height=878

[keen sparrow]

I know this guy gets more pussy than you

[keen sparrow]

I have had 2 people send this to me in the past 24 hours

[short cove]

He plays bass

[keen sparrow]

ALL THE PUSSY

[short cove]

I dont know how he does it

#clueless

[keen sparrow]

yo, i play bass too. Was my first instrument

[short cove]

Legit through like 5 gfs now and he isent even 18

[soft coral]

I just realized

[short cove]

Like how

Bro is getting all the girls, leave some for the rest

[soft coral]

inna's song tu manera was included in need for speed heat's soundtrack

[keen sparrow]

I hope someone else DMs me streamer eustace so i can keep this image going

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/7Kq00R4JbR4?si=0VkbOGqmK_TTPjFI hooooly shit
@keen sparrow @short cove @hollow patrol @fast garden @native crypt

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-trash-beats-blaireisa-gif-26580084

yeah nah considering the shit I listen to I dont need a doctor to know I'm turbo autistic

[keen sparrow]

The instrumentation on these is always too good

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

Bros blowin up

[short cove]

Consider maybe reposting a batch of gamma memes

[keen sparrow]

He’s doing what some in Florida would call, “nyumbuhs”

[short cove]

That shit is always juicing

[soft coral]

I've played tarkov i know all about blowing up on men's faces

[ancient marsh]

this image looks like a conservative christian anti-ad about korn

[keen sparrow]

Hilarious considering half that band converted to Christianity

[short cove]

Tbh it kinda does

[keen sparrow]

Wait was korn 4 people or 5? My math might not be mathing

[short cove]

But I am having like so many godless pictures w this mf, like I got a video where I baptised him over the pond of a sewage treatment plant

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/-yE986s2mfM?si=MfATo6QlPFIy8qBP

when you and the fellowship stop at the inn to look at some wench ankles

these comments

[keen sparrow]

My son was bobbing his head to this

And when i paused it he said ‘oh no’

[soft coral]

YOU PLAY THAT KID THE SONG

let him know peak

https://youtu.be/bYoZg3-3gVk?si=Ma_sz0fXCMHuiu5h

I forgot how good these are

[keen sparrow]

We gotta work on lil bro’s technique

[soft coral]

listen man hes confused but he has the spirit

[keen sparrow]

He’s already better than 99% of guitarists

He has never lost this pick

New handguard from Russia

Inb4 ‘surely rex is being hyperbolic’

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-88w7mXtvo

[sleek heron]

Do these count as Tarkov stuff

[keen sparrow]

I keep 2 or 3 tins of Golden Star in my purse

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[short cove]

If you're like wanting to do something special and he actually wants to get into playing bass or guitar

I gifted the same friend of mine a stainless steel plectron, you can be sure ts, will never break or wear down, however you can only play on metal strings w it

[daring torrent]

its peak

[keen sparrow]

Lets fucking goooo

Please educate me, who is this

[wintry ridge]

the palm-grater

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[glacial haven]

can't wait to change the offsets and nothing else happening

https://tenor.com/view/abysmal-dogshit-absolute-cinema-a-guy-gif-7719966734167801090

[keen sparrow]

oh my..

Even the shit parts of Tarkov are peeking through in Duckov

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1394465565011345509/speed.gif

[stark torrent]

Intrusive Anticheat that bricks your PC just like Helldivers

you get naded ingame your CPU explodes irl

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

LOL

ok but I've legit heard him say this on multiple of their different streams

[glacial haven]

I bet he's talking about VAC anti cheat or some retarded shit

[stark torrent]

how would that even work , cause Steam is technically just a publisher or shit , you still install the BSG launcher and open it from there

i think he is just coping and going all in for 1.0

[glacial haven]

Maybe some license check, idk what kinda meth pipe they use to ingest their crack

[stark torrent]

i dont hold any hopes for any anticheat lul

or whatever

[glacial haven]

Possible that they use some sort of plastic, which would explain the stupid shit

[stark torrent]

we'll see i guess but he is most likely just lying his fat ass off

or he has no clue

[soft coral]

I wanna remind you all
1.0 will not be as good as people think
it will just remove beta version from the bottom and thats it
maybe add a change or two
and change some maps

[glacial haven]

He won't win against DMA boards, none of the others managed to do so, he won't be the first to win

[soft coral]

make sure you dont forget this
just because it says woahhh 1.0 big release
that doesn't mean shit

[glacial haven]

If tarkov wouldn't have worked out, I bet he would now shill some crypto shitcoin on pump.fun

[stark torrent]

yeah like other ppl said , if it doesnt have a full two pages or so only with bugfixes and shit , it doesnt even matter

[soft coral]

it wont have that many bug fixes bro

maybe 10

and implement double that amount of bugs

[stark torrent]

he 100% has his own shenanigans , he is russian after all , he is already doing some sort of fraud with the whole company being UK based in papers

[soft coral]

after 1.0 they'll continue to develop it but even slower because in their mind "ooh we released 1.0 its fine now"

[stark torrent]

but every employee is in St.Petersburg

[viral egret]

99 little bugs in the system
fixes one
117 little bugs in the system

[stark torrent]

i saw the linkedin page

[glacial haven]

Imagine he implements cases and keys just like CS

[stark torrent]

it says they are in UK but every single employee is from St. Petersburg

[soft coral]

ohnepixel about to open cases to get tagilla tracksuit

[glacial haven]

"You will buy ze cockkey, it allows you to get the super special cock ring skin for your boyfriend"

[viral egret]

die to a guy who has a fucking asiimov ak47

[soft coral]

thats the least of the problems

[stark torrent]

he said the arena skins wont come with 1.0

[glacial haven]

He is still working on perfecting the foreskin texture for 1.1

[stark torrent]

Tagilla cock texture

[glacial haven]

He's chewing on them daily to perfect the consistency

[stark torrent]

The real hammer

[soft coral]

my ex co-worker who is a flat earther continues to post stuff

god bless him

[keen sparrow]

I mean....

[glacial haven]

He's doing a 3d scan with his mouth to perfect the veins

[soft coral]

blood

its 9:58

sir please.

I haven't even finished my coffee

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

good god

[soft coral]

and we're starting

[stark torrent]

hahahahaha

that guy is still posting shit

i cant

[soft coral]

he's not hurting anyone

also

[stark torrent]

he is hurting every normal being's neurons man

[soft coral]

he used to be a super chill coworker

[stark torrent]

groovy type shit

oh well

some people are like that i guess

[keen sparrow]

I agree with him

[glacial haven]

Iedy already starts playing Tarkov around these hours, if that is permitted, then my jokes are as well

[viral egret]

is he idiotmaxxing

[soft coral]

always said hi to me

he gets the pass

[stark torrent]

extremely true, if this was a good tarkov week i would already be balls deep into the game

but imma go play bf6 a bit before gym now , tarkov is probably the most dead i've seen in all my 9200 hours

[soft coral]

iedy
can you pull up the level leaderboarn

[stark torrent]

i've never had such high matching times even on popular maps

8-10 minutes

streets 12 minutes

lighthouse infinite matching

Nikita - thank you for 500k wishlists

[soft coral]

ah

[stark torrent]

idk bro i want his crack seems good

[soft coral]

How does one show the damn leaderboard of this server damn it

[granite coral]

🏆 Current rank leaderboard

24th natemw1 / Level 56 (378,576 XP)
25th greyhound9695 / Level 56 (374,263 XP)
26th juanter75 / Level 56 (372,172 XP)
27th gakhai / Level 55 (363,795 XP)
➡️ 28th bloodofsniper / Level 55 (362,625 XP)
29th skom / Level 54 (339,210 XP)
30th serrvin / Level 54 (337,231 XP)
31st prxpxne / Level 53 (331,678 XP)
32nd welwen / Level 53 (327,520 XP)

🏆 Current rank leaderboard

➡️ 1st iedy / Level 86 (1,251,637 XP)
2nd ivan_5kov / Level 81 (1,069,345 XP)
3rd oflin / Level 78 (943,136 XP)
4th grokitach / Level 77 (915,601 XP)
5th momopate / Level 75 (845,966 XP)

[soft coral]

riiight

[stark torrent]

ok my question is how is momopate number 5

[soft coral]

how is momo5th

hahaha

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

1 braincell

They type like 2 messages per day

[glacial haven]

You'd be surprised

[stark torrent]

eh he's been active in newbies and modder chat

but he's also been muted before

for baiting people into rage

[soft coral]

deserved

[viral egret]

isnt this xal's passive ability

[glacial haven]

We should make that a weekly occurrence

[stark torrent]

it is but then i pulled up his infractions and realised he is like ivan

[soft coral]

typical modder know it all

[stark torrent]

basically hanging by an invisible thread

[soft coral]

ok what did I do

[viral egret]

damn

[keen sparrow]

YO THAT'S ME IN WTT

[viral egret]

i have 1 infraction

[soft coral]

I'm catching strays

[granite coral]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 1 entrie(s)

ID:          522011
Action:      BAN
User:        913517123396071525
Responsible: 239631525350604801
Reason:      Iedy#3845: Yes, i do want to ban you actually.
Expires:     Never
Timestamp:   06 June 2023, 11:24 (UTC)

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

who

[keen sparrow]

me

[glacial haven]

the upside of having a mod rank

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-happened-there-gif-18240822558998438526

[viral egret]

insane

i have 1 warn i think

and thats it

[soft coral]

we do not talk about my infractions

[keen sparrow]

you really want me to rehearse all of what happened?

[glacial haven]

i can insult as many people as i want and nothing happens

[soft coral]

those were dark times

[viral egret]

how many pages

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

very short actually

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

[glacial haven]

i can even continue baiting them in the tickets

[viral egret]

i dont really insult people here

other than calling josta a retard once

i think

[soft coral]

yeah but thats a given

its josta

[viral egret]

he gave me a warn for it

[glacial haven]

i don't insult people that often

[viral egret]

i don't know if its either i called josta a retard or because i kept calling npcs retarded

[glacial haven]

gotta get those numbers up ngl

[stark torrent]

i mean calling josta i get it , but the NPCs? you should watch your mouth

[keen sparrow]

I actually used this recently. not yours but

[viral egret]

truth

i need to get them up aswell

[soft coral]

I'm afraid to search mine

[glacial haven]

[keen sparrow]

Because i was telling a staff in another server that people are just.. rude on the internet

[soft coral]

oh

[keen sparrow]

what a fucking revelation, i know

[viral egret]

537

[glacial haven]

it says nice, no worries

[soft coral]

that guy is speaking fax damn

[glacial haven]

let's expose iedy

[keen sparrow]

sadgies

[soft coral]

lame

noob

[glacial haven]

damn

[soft coral]

WOAH

[viral egret]

new competitor

[glacial haven]

iedy needs to be nicer and call people nice

[keen sparrow]

shut up, you ain't even been banned yet

get on my level noob

[glacial haven]

I overtook him by 2

[viral egret]

are we counting all the words from xela @glacial haven

[soft coral]

are you sure about that?

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[glacial haven]

nah, just direct from user

[soft coral]

bro thinks I haven't been banned

[glacial haven]

getting banned is for pussies

real men get their discord accounts terminated

[keen sparrow]

I had to ask Grok directly to get mine cleared

[viral egret]

7 + 7 = 14

he said it 5 more times than you if we count xela

searches

[soft coral]

my ban was because of skom
due to him being butthurt

[viral egret]

from him

[keen sparrow]

at first he said no, "too toxic"

[glacial haven]

I meant the gamer word

[viral egret]

yes

the gamer word

[soft coral]

job?

[glacial haven]

how do you get 7 + 7

[viral egret]

7 from iedy
7 from xela searches BY iedy

[stark torrent]

bf6 makes me play as a woman medic but says man down when i die

[soft coral]

chat my air freshner smells nice

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

Femboi iedy

[glacial haven]

ah, yeah i just mean him saying it directly, i don't do searches so it wouldn't count for me either way

[viral egret]

ah ok

you beat him then

still

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

you got an emergency glow stick

[soft coral]

blood you were backend dev right?

like server crap and stuff

[glacial haven]

yes

[soft coral]

ok nvm then

[glacial haven]

why

[viral egret]

can you give tarkov better networking

[glacial haven]

sure, just delete everything and do it from scratch

[soft coral]

I asked yesterday in newbie chat
why was the stalker movie song called "meditation" removed from the gamma main menu
but obv newbie chat didn't have an answer

I'm guessing copyright

[viral egret]

copyright prob

[glacial haven]

Ah yeah, even as the launcher dev I wouldn't have any clue about that

Gotta ask grok

[soft coral]

the actual tracks from the movie are amazing and weirdly fit gamma's atmosphere
but I suppose copyright is a bitch

[cyan garnet]

I unironically wish there was a shitting mod for gamma

Big fat dump in sids bunker would be kino

[soft coral]

.....

yeah youre retarded

[cyan garnet]

Yeah i play tarkov

[soft coral]

it shows

[cyan garnet]

Of course

[viral egret]

[cyan garnet]

Is there a mod that lets you eat sids ass from the back