💣tarkov-released

[wintry ridge]

Some obscene number

[ancient marsh]

legit everyone associated with EA deserves homelessness

[fast garden]

i hope the next game is vietnam

[ancient marsh]

and i am not exaggerating

[fast garden]

want another vietnam bf

[wintry ridge]

The buyout didn't fully cover their costs so now they're gonna have to cut all the devs that had any experience

No more partially finished games for launch only uncooked slop

[wintry ridge]

I think xal has funny double standard

[ancient marsh]

wdym

[soft coral]

lil bro fell off so hard

[fast garden]

fuck you klean

stub ur toe

[soft coral]

happy to see his downfall

[native crypt]

what did he do again

[soft coral]

exist

[native crypt]

alright

[keen sparrow]

Battlefield hasn’t been good since bad company 2, change my mind

And that’s me being generous

If i had my way everyone would still be playing battlefield 2 with Project Reality installed.

[fast garden]

we know man

we know

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-fire-hell-gif-19107349

[soft coral]

its ok pops

lets get you to bed

[cyan garnet]

I liked bf1

the operations were kino

Also fuck this dogshit game

[keen sparrow]

The real one? Or the one that has 1 in the title

[cyan garnet]

The ww1 one

[keen sparrow]

The latter

[fast garden]

the one people actually care about

[keen sparrow]

Bandwagon fallacy cool

People also care about cs knife skins

‘WE ARE LOSING OBJECTIVE APPL-WE ARE LOSING OBJECTIVE BUTTAH’

ugh

[cyan garnet]

Bought a blue motar flare off flea ran into wtp and set it off earlier

total lighthouse rock camper death

[fast garden]

oh nvm inspect on I

i

[wintry ridge]

We get it bro your bone spurs prevented you from seeing any actual combat so you gotta larp in-game

We already got arma 2 project reality and that's called squad

[fast garden]

snipers have horrid accuracy if you arent on recon

199m headshot

gunhead

uuuuhhhh

fucking kill me

[keen sparrow]

my dumbass saw a 40 inch barrel for a second, ngl

My old battlelog account, lol

[fast garden]

man battlelog

lol

[keen sparrow]

I used to play the mobile Commander shit while transiting to and from work too

That shit was fun af

jfc, that KD is embarrassing

[hollow patrol]

so that isnt a 40 inch barrel? shit sniper tbh

[keen sparrow]

Looks like the M98B. thing won a bunch of JSOC contracts but... lol so did Sig.

[tame dawn]

But who do you main?

[keen sparrow]

oh shit core memory unlocked. I remember battlelog had like.. stats for where you lived, and i did this to have the most SMG kills in my entire state, lol

[fast garden]

evil

i can do 30 more

its just 30

smile

i hate this shit

[tame dawn]

I'm not looking forward to the challenge grind

[keen sparrow]

bro just do conquest for the next 12 hours

you know, the game's OG but also weakest game-mode

[fast garden]

thats kinda the problem

only map this is viable on is firestorm

maps are too small in this game

[keen sparrow]

oh jfc did they really recycle what i think they recycled

is that the garbage oil field map from 4

[fast garden]

yep

shrunk even more

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bay-yanlis-mr-wrong-dizi-cemre-gumeli-deniz-koparan-gif-19273979

[fast garden]

the map that was also pulled from bf3 iirc

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

oh is the red bf4/3

[tame dawn]

If they wanted to pull nostalgia maps, damavand peak is right there

[fast garden]

goated fucking map

[keen sparrow]

I thought rogue transmission was okay

one of the few maps i could brrrt brrrrt on with the A10

I had to hella clear my desk for mouse real estate though, lmao

fucker turns slower than a dodge challenger

[tame dawn]

It was perfect for rush

[hollow patrol]

turn sensitivit up 4 bilion

nnnyyooom

[fast garden]

uuuhhh

what was noshair canals

or whatever

[tame dawn]

Unfortunately, it kinda feels like they have butchered rush with every newer entry

[fast garden]

rush is the worst its ever ben

[keen sparrow]

had to to do mid-air objectives. you remember that shit?

[fast garden]

i had fun with it in 4

[keen sparrow]

where you had to lopp-ty loop around a blimp or whatever tf?

[fast garden]

goated map

[tame dawn]

3/4 was the peak, its been downhill from there.

From 32v32 to fucking 12v12

[fast garden]

like

[hollow patrol]

lol no i dont know shit about that the only battlefield ive touched was 1 and only as infantry

[fast garden]

bitch if i wanted 12v12 id play tdm

[hollow patrol]

my medic game crazy on bf1 tho

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[tame dawn]

Its like they used data from 2048, thought "no one likes big maps and player counts" and we ended up with 6.

[hollow patrol]

not an expert but big maps with like trenches and shit and a ton of players are fun as all hell

[tame dawn]

Im still huffing hopium, most bf games on launch needed to grow into their shoes. The bones of it are solid.

Just need to let it stew

[fast garden]

yeah i have very little to complain about

[wintry ridge]

Are people really whining that they removed the 2 hills people spawn camped on all round

[fast garden]

the air borders are even worse

you have much less area to maneuver and flank

that image you are looking at is disingenuous

[keen sparrow]

you'd fly towards a blimp in the air and pull up.. indefinitely. so that you would stay close to the blimp. they had you just fly circles around a blimp to cap.

There was a camo unlock or some shit for aircraft if you capped in aircraft enough times, and iirc the only way was those dogfight maps

it was mega aids

[hollow patrol]

interesting

[fast garden]

that camo was cool as fuck

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qTZO05yBjU

https://tenor.com/view/that70s-show-kitty-drinks-drinking-day-chill-gif-16669162

[fast garden]

man that mode was ass

blimp of death

[keen sparrow]

anyways

yeah fuck that, like generation specific pokemon mechanics, that mode can stay in the memory-hole

I will say though, i think the aircraft in BF have always been underrated. probably because the skill-gap is so high

[fast garden]

skill floor is also high as shit

[keen sparrow]

yes, lol.

"oh you wanna practice transport helo? get ready to get deleted right after you spin up atleast 50% of the time"

It's like trying to get into comp street fighter. or Starting EFT for the first time 2 weeks before wipe

https://tenor.com/view/smile-tom-cruise-sunglasses-laughing-happy-gif-15244921

[fast garden]

wuh

[keen sparrow]

Is metro still in the map lineup? seeing as how they're recycling maps

you could get that in less than a day going prone on a staircase in metro

People use LMG tracer-fire as a crosswalk signal in that map, i stg

[tame dawn]

Nah

[wintry ridge]

metro should be in there though

whats the uhh

other bf3 map that was like in the area right outside metro

tanks and shit fighting and the buildings that u could blow the facades off

[fast garden]

lmfao

from 56 to 58

bot farming for my challenges

love it

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral My friend getting abosuletly dis-respected by a poltergeist. https://www.twitch.tv/mercgabem/clip/ProductiveGlutenFreeLatteCharlietheUnicorn-yVroufm4l3tISG37

[void rampart]

lol, lmao

and that is why i have the longshot tag equipped

[keen sparrow]

where is longest headshot under?

[void rampart]

stats>details>extra

[keen sparrow]

damn

[fast garden]

bulldog mentioned

[keen sparrow]

My longest shot in Tarkov is even further than that, lol

[void rampart]

i was working on getting all attachments for all guns, still have 6 left.

might clean it up if i complete the bf6 s1 stuff quickly

[fast garden]

im trying to figure out how to log out of battlelog to change accounts

got it

lie nuke

Had to get it on my phone lol

[void rampart]

i surprisingly have not gotten a better shot in tarkov than in bf4, my record is 1335 from the lighthouse to the roof of water treatment building 2

[keen sparrow]

that's close

[void rampart]

did you get the railyard sniper scav or something?

[keen sparrow]

nah, just a sektant

[fast garden]

can you say cultist like a normal person

where would you get a zyr guard from tho

top of some crates in the back of railyard?

[keen sparrow]

That's the Vortex Golden Eagle HD btw. that's a 15-60x52 optic.

I had the zero topped out at like 800 meter zero and the holdover was still massive

[void rampart]

mine was with the vanilla nightforce atacr 7-35x56, but i used extended zero so i could crank it up to 1300

[fast garden]

both shots in spt

[keen sparrow]

and Amand's hitmarkers, that's an old shot, lol

[void rampart]

yea, 3.10.5

[keen sparrow]

imagine having fun

[fast garden]

im gonna boot the game and see what my listed stat is

[fast garden]

and thats why i havent been playing much tarkov

ugh these stats reset with wipes dont they

grumble

[keen sparrow]

i'd boot my game up to see what the listed distance is. it's like 1436.5 or something

but uhhh.. 3.11 takes like 5 minutes to even start

[fast garden]

in a wipe i had LK i went sniping on the lighthouse itself and hit/killed SOMETHING in railyard iirc

oh that number 100% wipes

i used to go 3-5 stack lighthouse and be sniper support with mjolnirs

before the recoil rework that made every gun feel great and made the mjolnir horrid

[void rampart]

you can have fun again if you use SPT, or fika with friends

[fast garden]

1.0 soon and theres other games to play till then

ive done fika on 2 seperate occasions for about 2 game sessions each

and a tiny amount of spt

its not enjoyable without the pvp aspect personally

and yet i will complain endlessly about the sheer volume of players in live tarkov

meanwhile im level 60 in bf6 already

very convenient timing for me to be jobless

[void rampart]

spt/fika with SAIN & looting/questing bots does a good job of replicating pvp, you can even enable cheater bots in sain if you want

[fast garden]

get new material spt salesman

and not really because at the end of the day its still AI

the unpredictability and profound mental retardation of a real human opponent cannot be replicated by a robot

when the ai does it it doesnt feel the same as when a player does it

[void rampart]

there's a third person mod now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azT2Y2Dzl4I

[keen sparrow]

I use it actually

[fast garden]

friend was playing with that and having quite a bit of fun

[keen sparrow]

it makes the game way harder imo

usually i'll lose a limb or 2 in a raid

my first streets raid with 3rd person i lost 6

[void rampart]

you can make death in SPT physically painful

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2350/tarkov-shocker-openshock

[keen sparrow]

You could also play SPT in VR

[fast garden]

wheres the butt plug integration

asking the real questions

[keen sparrow]

laying back on a couch with a VR Headset playing SPT with a sucking machine and it's lightkeeper throatin ya meat

[void rampart]

it exists via the BPGE extension of overwolf

and that means it technically works with normal tarkov too

[cyan garnet]

[void rampart]

real question is when will grok add the anomaly buttplug interface mod to gamma so you can really feel the zone fucking you over

[keen sparrow]

again, slobbing machine that slobs your meat everytime a bloodsucker grabs you and does the eat stalker animation

"oh noooo, i died in bloodsucker village again"

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

The genuine Freedomer experience

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[keen sparrow]

I love this stupid little game

[void rampart]

is that surroundead?

[keen sparrow]

Yessir

[void rampart]

i havent really heard much about it but what i have heard isnt positive

[keen sparrow]

how long ago?

[void rampart]

few months ago

[ancient marsh]

unturned

[void rampart]

heard a lot of it is premade assets

[keen sparrow]

I don't know, i'm having a great time

it's a little bullshit how hard it is when you first start out but once you get a good backpack and a place to sleep, it's not bad imo

I think at 9$ or whatever it was it was a steal

[runic ruin]

👀

[fast garden]

Hammer time

[void rampart]

i also already have unturned supporter pack which is pretty similar, low poly zombie survival game but unturned has workshop support and makes popular high quality community maps official

[keen sparrow]

oh is this like a rip-off clone of that?

[keen sparrow]

oh sweet Jesus, i didn't know Surroundead was made by 1 guy

lmao, holy fuck

[soft coral]

thats mine

[keen sparrow]

bro smashed it out of the fucking park getting kills with the F35, nice

[soft coral]

I loved jets

:D

so much

[wintry ridge]

Tarkov secure container buttplug compatibility mod, letcha really feel the Ledx you cram in there

Why does Landmark keep putting sausages in his secure container

[wintry ridge]

Is that the only negatives?

[void rampart]

also like

unturned is the same thing but free and no premade assets

and has workshop support

[soft coral]

unturned back in the day was the shit

it was legit fun to survive

but sadly nelson doesn't know what the fuck he wants to do

bro takes ages developing the new one so people just fucking quit playing the current one

[keen sparrow]

Let me put it this way

SPT i go out and smoke a cigarette after every raid

[wintry ridge]

Ehhh kinda kinda not

[keen sparrow]

Play surroundead i’ve legit gone 3 hours without a ciggie

[wintry ridge]

Unturned plays like new age rust while surroundead is more like stalker esque

Gamma actually

Not og stalker

[soft coral]

all games suck hello kitty island adventure is the best one

[keen sparrow]

I unironically have a hello kitty themed cooking mama clone installed on my 3DS

That game fucking barks

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mikeohearn-gif-9467924472242763968

[soft coral]

LMAO

I love it

the real shit is those old flash games where you need to click the screen to discover the mystery of who hid the buttplug of ramses the 3rd or something

I KNOW IT SOUNDS SPECIFIC

[keen sparrow]

YOOOOO

like Torin’s passage

That shit had me pulling my hair out as a kid

Sweet Jesus a full playthrough is 3 hours

https://youtu.be/DoUHNq0KF5U?si=IT15VydAJNihU1Wb

[soft coral]

sure

there were a lot of these

[keen sparrow]

Nah, the music note puzzle had 8 year old me stuck for 4 hours

[soft coral]

find all the hidden rbbk keys and uncover the mystery of hot sex glukhar sex

[keen sparrow]

Give therapist labs access key so she’ll give you feet pics, which you give the feet pics to jaeger for one of the rbbk keys

[short cove]

Bro got SS as his nick too 😭

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tasty-yum-delicious-food-emma-stone-gif-5645574

[stark torrent]

I got it fam gimme 5

[vocal wadi]

i apologise, therapist. my milf addiction is behind me now.

[cyan garnet]

glukhar avatar for stream when

[soft coral]

I dont play tarkov man fk that shit

[cyan garnet]

you vill consoom ze dogshit

[soft coral]

no.

[stark torrent]

ggs 1.0 delayed for 100 months

[soft coral]

???????

[glacial haven]

I make a ton of jokes about Nikita and his dog shit game but the dude must be worried senseless that the game will just not have the audience they are betting on for 1.0

[soft coral]

he knows

[stark torrent]

on one hand, maybe , at the end he put his whole life in this project and everything on it

on another, he - personally , got so much money from it , even if it flops he is all set

[soft coral]

I sincerely hope it fails

[stark torrent]

i guess his ego couldnt take an L but the game will shat on regardless

there are ppl like Ivan everywhere

[glacial haven]

That's the thing though, many people don't go back to a normal lifestyle if their project died, they still live like there is a gigantic stream of income

They just burn themselves slowly but surely until there's nothing left in the bank

[soft coral]

oh and you defend his crapshoot?

[stark torrent]

if the game was that terrible i wouldnt have played it for 9200 hours

i cant be that hypocritical

however , i do not expect 1.0 to be that great everyone hypes it up about

[soft coral]

fair but still

[stark torrent]

i do expect issues

that will take months to fix

[soft coral]

years*

[stark torrent]

try to*

nobody said they will

[glacial haven]

That has been said several times now, those "months to fix" usually end up in never getting fixed

Or they fix it and introduce a ton of new issues

[soft coral]

you know damn well 1.0 will be shit iedy dont kid yourself
they remove the watermark
maybe add a gun or two
and fix a bug nobody knew about while keeping the old ones in

its gonna be like that and its been like that for years to come

have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[stark torrent]

but indeed i think after 1.0 , the game will decay over time especially if they dont keep the game interesting with events and shit regularly

[glacial haven]

The game could actually live up to it's potential but the developers need actual training

[stark torrent]

just a wipe every 6 months will not save this game

game will have 2 months of gameplay, 4 of dead servers then repeat

[glacial haven]

This "try it and if it doesn't work, just remove it" way of thinking isn't sustainable for a game of that size

[soft coral]

the devs need actually good devs

[glacial haven]

They have tens of thousands of dollars per month that they spend on Servers

[stark torrent]

until even the the ones that play everywipe will start skipping wipes, there are other games coming out as well

[soft coral]

expecting it to be like battlebit

after some more time

or unturned

[glacial haven]

That 21 - 30ms ping is not achievable if you don't own a fuck ton of servers in every region

[glacial haven]

The reason why I started playing Tarkov was because of a YouTuber / Streamer called Moondye7 or something like that, I watched his streams and thought the game had a great atmopshere

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc?si=OxhjHWC0rgghnTFI

[glacial haven]

Stopped watching him for like 2 years and then bought the game myself

And asked myself who would play this dog shit game, it was riddled with weird shit, like I ran down a slope and the velocity of my character somehow got multiplied by the speed of light and immediately died

[soft coral]

butt the gun customizations the quests and bosses you dont understand its a good game they just need time to fix it
meanwhile theres bugs present since the fucking alpha days
yeah right bro fucking get a grip mate

[glacial haven]

Or the bushes for example, there was a time in which you couldn’t touch those, they’d earrape you and everyone around you

[stark torrent]

and they quadrupled down by making the game harder and harder to grind

bugs were there since forever but since you didnt need 5 days to grind for some shit , you didnt mind, you cursed, geared up and went again

now a death can set you back massively with how dogshit the grind is

especially a death to cheater / bug

[glacial haven]

You’d literally be spotted immediately if you touched one

[soft coral]

Iedy defends the good parts which fair I respect that decision I (barely) like the game myself only for the atmopshere and guns and dopamine quest completion
but everything else is shit
and then theres the other part of the spectrum with people who sit on nikitas cock all day (mostly russians) defending the game until their last dying breath

[stark torrent]

• time moved on and other games are simply out there now

[glacial haven]

I would never defend eft, the game has an interesting weapon system and I love the environments, they really feel empty and forgotten but that’s about it

[soft coral]

Thankfully I saved myself and clicked uninstall

[glacial haven]

The rest feels weird and the newest changes like giving a fucking keycard uses is stupid

[soft coral]

then I moved on and played rdr2 witcher 3 the 2 god of war
MGR metro exodus
and I had an insanely fun time
what did tarkov give me? not an ounce of fun

[glacial haven]

If they want to make it harder, that is fair but they constantly juggle between “We want realism” and “We want a hardcore experience”

You can make a game hard to master without completely making it ass

[soft coral]

literally isaac

[glacial haven]

I’ll play Tarkov again for 1.0 and give it a try but I don’t expect much

[soft coral]

do not

and keep it that way

better to be pessimistic than optimistic and be sad if it flops(it will)

[glacial haven]

I want to see which “Not available in Beta” features are now either removed or rushed into the game

Because there were a ton of them

[soft coral]

gamma players getting all future dlcs btw

[glacial haven]

The game has been surviving for 7 or 8 years now, gotta give them that, they somehow did something right

[soft coral]

gunplay and atmosphere

[glacial haven]

And the scavs are still weird, they still pre-aim you through the wall if you accidentally look at them lmao

[soft coral]

yes

[keen sparrow]

Just ask any OSRS player, WoW player, or FF14 player.

any of them that has 6000+ hours

they'll be the ones to have a mile long laundry list of why the game they spent more time playing than it takes to get a PhD, sucks ass

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent i had a dream that tarkov devs had like 4 more dates in the game files after the game releases

So they would postpone the game

[keen sparrow]

You can love a game and have a million things that piss you the fuck off. Just means you love the game

and want to see it be/do better

[compact knoll]

And they were labeled "do not say"

[granite coral]

🎂 Artem

🗓️ 15. October (today!!1 🎉)

[keen sparrow]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

fucker

[cyan garnet]

i can't wait to be insta headtapped by black division

[soft coral]

Happy birthday retard

[keen sparrow]

I'm very curious why one of the black division rigs has an Izlid strapped to it

One of the rigs had one of these in its webbing

[soft coral]

Wtf is this dildo looking thing

[keen sparrow]

Laser designator for calling in fucking gun runs with aircraft

[soft coral]

bro about to call an airstrike on glukhar

[keen sparrow]

I've done that, lol

[viral egret]

retard excuse from nikita

who tf has autoupdate on

[soft coral]

@native crypt @keen sparrow we're on time for stalker sex

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Smile

[short cove]

The mf in human resources had plans for u

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[soft coral]

and we're doing jupiter underground something actually engaging

[cyan garnet]

you streaming big dog

[soft coral]

I am mate

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

@stark torrent if you havent done it already you can uninstall the story and some hd texture pack for the bf6 story for like 16gb

theres some cosmetics for doing it so like, maybe you want to do it

but the story is shit

[stark torrent]

i might want to play it at least once for the unlocks but the story i heard is like ass

yeah

[fast garden]

its like, pretty bad even for battlefield

easily the worst actually

[stark torrent]

low effort and prob AI written

and it was definetely a lot of cut content

[fast garden]

theres like one funny section with the president and thats it

[stark torrent]

apparently the egypt mission has a lot of context missing it was prob like 4-5 missions that led to it but nah, you just spawn in egypt for some reason

once

[keen sparrow]

Ivan's "Grok please fix" counter

https://tenor.com/view/number1-gif-26010546

[fast garden]

bf game comes out and has shit story

we are so back

so fucking mad this isnt available

espada and vedmak are cringe

kahina unite on top

i was happy to get the espada support because that woman as the default support is annoying as shit

i think they genuinely set the voice actor on fire for the buring voice lines

[short cove]

For how long do you have the game now?

[stark torrent]

im starting to understand why ppl are kidna mad of the women voices in this game, they scream a fucking lot

like the majority of soldier screams and shit are the women lol

[keen sparrow]

BRO

[fast garden]

i like female characters but these ones are so annoying lmfao

[keen sparrow]

as someone that plays with LASS in GAMMA and WAAC in SPT, it is thee absolute fucking worst

[stark torrent]

Tarkov 12.12 was a major update in December 2021

this was my first wipe

[keen sparrow]

I thought i wanted women in my FPS

[stark torrent]

so 4 years

[keen sparrow]

nah, big regrets, lol

[fast garden]

back to chorefield 6 for me

need to get those mastery skins

and gadgets

[short cove]

I really like the guns but it feels like so much is underused, like 9x39 yes is a non common caliber but there's even 9x39 uppers irl on the ar 15 platform

[keen sparrow]

this fucking guy

[short cove]

Also like so many cals arent getting the love they deserve

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/richard-attenborough-whip-whipped-whiplash-whiplashed-gif-16890874512241116786

this specific color is a story unlock

sadly

and its the collectables too

so i didnt do it

[short cove]

How about you have to reload your boltactions and shotguns that arent semi by yourself w a keybind? That sounds like a great idea dosent it?

[short cove]

Whad I do

[keen sparrow]

multiple games already do this

[short cove]

I mean ik so it seems like eft is gonna be even more cancer

[keen sparrow]

it's annoying as fuck

[fast garden]

yeah i hate that shit

[keen sparrow]

imagine you're sniping with the dvl, you miss the first shot, line up a headshot, click LMB on his head, and your PMC cycles the bolt

[short cove]

Nah reloading is like y or some shit

[fast garden]

the psr is evil

its one shot torso range is like 100-150 or something

[keen sparrow]

the what?

[fast garden]

legally distinct gun names pal

[keen sparrow]

jfc they didn't..

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

they did

[fast garden]

blame gun companies not battlefield

this has been a thing in many games for some time now

[keen sparrow]

yet CoD can have the Remington logo plastered all over their shit back in 2011

[fast garden]

after i think the humvee lawsuit?

[short cove]

Tbh real asf, but i can do that w arena breakout

[fast garden]

yeah dipshit 2011

back in the day everyone was cool with guns in battlefield

in games in general

i forget what it was but they started demanding royalties

so the bridge is burned p much

[stark torrent]

yeah and they also sued BF for the Huey helicopter

[short cove]

@compact knoll happi existence day

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

AMERIKAN LAW SYSTEM

[compact knoll]

How do you know

[stark torrent]

jobless behaviour

[compact knoll]

Thanks tho

Appreciate it

[short cove]

Dont we have the white or smth flare for that?

[fast garden]

all of these are ass btw

except the fucking sig

[keen sparrow]

red calls airdrop

[short cove]

@compact knoll

[fast garden]

im only missing the last smg and the saiga 12

[short cove]

I wrote white

[fast garden]

the shotgun challenges are annoying

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent can i punch him yet

[fast garden]

the support incendiary is strong as shit i want it

[fast garden]

i really want the 50rd loose belt for the m60 but its lvl 24 on the gun man

smgs have a unique grip

and its on the vector

gg

[wintry ridge]

[fast garden]

sprint grip on everything but p90 at lvl 33-39 ump and mp7 get at lvl4

i dont have a single gun above 20

and the ones that are at 20 are like

the kord

this challenge is ass because engineer doesnt have a way to designate targets

and zero people use laser designators

literally need coop partner

[short cove]

9300 hours of playtime ÷ 4 years = 2325 hoursof playtime a year

2325 hours of playtime a year ÷ 365 days in a year = 6,37 -> 6 hours and 20 minutes per day

Iedy you're fucking sick in the head

[fast garden]

back then leaving the game open racked up hours

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[short cove]

Dosent it only count in raid time?

[stark torrent]

No

[short cove]

Dang it

Youre maybe a little less sick in the head

[stark torrent]

but i also had days where i played for more than 12 hours a day

[short cove]

Still cooked

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Do you smell pmcs through your screen now?

[stark torrent]

Yes

[ancient marsh]

I think its time we put him down

[short cove]

I honestly kind of expect you to game while teaching

[stark torrent]

bro thinks 500k wishlists = purchases

[ancient marsh]

Could have ended it at "do you smell" and the answer wouldn't change

[keen sparrow]

Do you smell Nikita through your screen?

[ancient marsh]

500k purchases into negative review into refund full combo deluxe

[short cove]

Like "hello class, please do work on page 29-32" and he hops on and yells at xal and artyom via dc

[ancient marsh]

It reeks of sulfur

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent did you do long distance classes thru zoom

And did you play tarkov mid class

[stark torrent]

nah by the time i got my first actual job , i was already past the honeymoon phase with tarkov

as i said i had over 4k hours by then

[ancient marsh]

The silent misery phase started

[short cove]

I remember my first time playing w iirc you and artyom

And as one of you went down there was just mild silence before saying "shit game i got sniped"

[stark torrent]

No, but i did college online

And yes , i was scav running non stop while in class

I had max endurance on my scav man

[ancient marsh]

Genuinely sad to hear you graduated

[stark torrent]

Only a retard would have failed the covid online classes it was free real estate

[short cove]

I fr think that pmc and scav isent on the same skill tree is misery

[ancient marsh]

I was playing Isaac and homm3

I remember I was the only kid to attend an IT class once

Had a personal lecture while sipping coffee from a giant mug

While wrapped in a blanket

[short cove]

We need another world ending pandemic

It was hella chill

[glacial haven]

That shit would be the next single handed way to halve their player base

[wintry ridge]

Tbf tho this is the also the same metric indie games use to predict how many people will play their game on release

And we all know bsg is only a sad poor indie studio and that's why they can't fix anything in a timely manner unless it's beneficial to the player

[fast garden]

final gun

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/52kKegmJEZg?si=jU1LTtHTg5RTY855

Istg if tarkov dosent give training ammo high pen like ab does

[fast garden]

training ammo?

[short cove]

Then once nato goes in the middle east again il be able to identify every single round that I come across

[short cove]

Yes

Iirc ss190 or ss198 one of them is training ammo

Non ap, no fancy features

Just shoot at paper or steel target and it plings

[fast garden]

again, training ammo?

[short cove]

Nvm fuck me its simple 5.7

[short cove]

Kinda

[short cove]

Still here it says ss198 isent ap but in ab its t5 ammo which means it kind of is really good at penning

[viral egret]

only a retard wouldnt be cheating in the covid online classes

(i didnt)

[soft coral]

unfortunate

had hopes for this tone

[fast garden]

me too

sad

[soft coral]

cuz it does have kinda cool weapon mods and you can mod your ammo and stuff

maps were really nicely modeled and the game did look nice

107 in 24 hour peak is so low

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent apparently bf6 drone can explode mine

[fast garden]

i got two quad kills in a row with it yes

[soft coral]

idea for dnipro mine farming

[stark torrent]

Yeah it can kill all gadgets

[viral egret]

iedy

sunt bos frate

8 la franceza

am scapat

pt un modul

[fast garden]

all but the fucking nade deleters

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[soft coral]

.....

[keen sparrow]

oh god is the Trophy system in BF6?

lol yup

Thanks Israel

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @soft coral

check my main server with most friends
first thing i see

[keen sparrow]

Here, send them this.

[compact knoll]

yeah saw it

the executed a bunch of people

[ancient marsh]

surely israel collaborators

[soft coral]

sky news fuck that company FUCK SKYYYY

[ancient marsh]

when hamas agreed to ceasefire, they said "we didn't say anything about a ceasefire against our population "

[ancient marsh]

why

[soft coral]

I worked for them

[ancient marsh]

but you left, why are they bad then

[soft coral]

theyre brittish

[keen sparrow]

fair

[ancient marsh]

i can tell, a foreigner worked for them

[keen sparrow]

This is the IDF Caterpillar D9, specifically retrofitted to make it suitable for bulldozing the homes of palestinians.

Looks really cool but also fucking terrifying at the same time

thay call it the דוב

or Teddy Bear

👀

[fast garden]

comically evil folks at it again

[short cove]

Ukraine moment

[ancient marsh]

let's not start

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-james-doakes-dexter-morgan-dexter-flashlight-gif-10593574466888155064

because if we start

it will never end

much like the region being discussed

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

fair

[short cove]

I for a moment thought it was the killdozer

[fast garden]

never seen that skin

[short cove]

The unemployed yearn for the colored pixels

[keen sparrow]

close. But this one probably cares less about human collateral.

[ancient marsh]

a what

[surreal stirrup]

oops

[soft coral]

me who has not only done scav raids on factory during lectures but fixed my giant 100 chest auto sorter in minecraft during lectures @keen sparrow @fast garden @compact knoll

[soft coral]

this one for @ancient marsh

[keen sparrow]

Mfs when they’ve done all mechanic’s dumbass gunsmithing quests

[keen sparrow]

https://vxtwitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1978375219023577285?t=Laq__iT_5cdoJtaohfJGqA&s=19

Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2)

They are getting out of hand with these Isekai's

QRT: OpticXxo
A Japanese guy larping as Hamas was arrested in Japan

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 15, 2025, 8:19 AM

[short cove]

I am praying nikita will add ts

[fast garden]

random ass bf6 crash

only 2nd one ever

[stark torrent]

hello sir

time to battlefield it

[fast garden]

on the last challenge

for assault

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/job-job-application-jobless-gif-2757097081210871087

[cyan garnet]

mechanic would look at this dogshit and be like "she's a beauty"

[wintry ridge]

Doritos dust skin

[brittle sinew]

Cigan activities

[ancient marsh]

bro ran into the lebron of theft

[brittle sinew]

Nooo that's just average cigan activity

[wintry ridge]

Settlers

[ancient marsh]

?

[wintry ridge]

They're the Lebrons of land theft

[soft coral]

stolen from john stalker

[compact knoll]

ai slop

[fast garden]

usually ai is terrible with guns but those are prob the best ive seen

low bar

[keen sparrow]

Yeah true though

There isn’t a barrel coming out of the buttstocks, or 10 acogs melted into each other

[hollow patrol]

the cag dream

[fast garden]

im guessing the question that prompted that was "why are they all anime women"

[short cove]

Dident they like completely scrapped rhe fucking house and resold the property and after were like "must've been the wind"

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent out of left field, have you had anyone DM you regarding my behaviour in this channel?

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fall-cat-bite-fall-cat-falling-cat-cat-bed-fall-gif-9157680254592124187

[cyan garnet]

Headshot from fuck knows where by some level 53

check profile

56 HOURS 38 KD

KILL YOURSELF MR WIZARD

[fast garden]

the bf mortar is so shit lmfao

the fucking recon drone emp destroies the mortar and kills the user

[keen sparrow]

Got my last warning in another server i'm in for saying "burn furries"

[cyan garnet]

total furry death

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-lebowski-jeff-bridges-jeffrey-lebowski-the-dude-stir-gif-4685331

Meanwhile furries can say shit like "from the river to the sea"

[keen sparrow]

My first factory raid ever was that mfker laughing and then my lobby screen lighting up

[cyan garnet]

tagussy the bane of timmies

[keen sparrow]

Considering the way the game is sold to you, having a guy wearing boxing gloves sprinting at you with a sledgehammer is truly, out of left field

[fast garden]

i remember the time before the goons, before tagilla, before cultists, before partizan, before streets and kaban, before lighthouse, ground zero, and streets.

now timmies boot the game up and get bhopped by streamers if the avengers bosses dont get them first

[pallid bolt]

I remember a time before the first shoreline expansion

[tame dawn]

I remember pre inertia, fast nades, prenerf loot, pre woods expansion, prehideout. The game has changed so much

[keen sparrow]

I remember when Tarkov didn't exist

damn those were some good times

[tame dawn]

Same, back then it was sporadic hype. Then one friend sold the group on it, and it was gg

I don't regret it, but the tarkov shine has dulled a fuck ton.

I swear the game lives on the hope of what could be

[keen sparrow]

Only thing that keeps me in it anymore is the tactical barbie weapon customization.hence being in the modding scene

[pallid bolt]

the first wipe I played of Tarkov, a standard account only got like, 3 PM pistols, a couple days of rations, and a PACA or two, with a couple diff types of fabric

[keen sparrow]

It’s unmatched, still.

[tame dawn]

Seriously. Games love to mimic it, but nothing scratches the guntism more than tarkov

[brave aspen]

1.0 ready

[brave aspen]

why does your discord look familiar

are you the one who was streaming SPT when all the live servers went down for the last patch and people flocked to your stream ?

[cyan garnet]

He's a wizard

[cyan garnet]

I havent got 1 ban report back this wipe lmfao

Neither have either of the two people i play with

[runic ruin]

Art in 2023

[brave aspen]

the first ban report i got was literally the first person who killed me this wipe

ground zero. starched through the saving the mole office wall

i saw this on twitter earlier - isn’t that the zombie sound?

is this some little clue a zombies event is coming ?

[keen sparrow]

yup

What a 5d chess move that was

[stark torrent]

Yooooo

[stark torrent]

Could be

[fast garden]

oh fuck hold on

yeah i love this gam

[cyan garnet]

I need to finish lighthouse test drive

But i'd rather go head first into a woodchipper

[short cove]

Istg I only died twice to players w sub 3 digit playtime

All other times its like 2-4k hours by some megasweats

[fast garden]

[short cove]

Its still mostly the same, just now you gkt like 3 mp5s and 2 m4s iirc too

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-cigurh-no-country-for-old-men-eating-peanuts-eating-gif-27499113

[native crypt]

just wait till you find out about heavy bolter builds and pyromancer executioner builds

[fast garden]

yeah uh

the only heavy bolter ive even seen is the final reward for like

fellowship of the void

or at least lvl 37 idk about final

final it shows me for now

ive been grabbing things to prep her for heavy bolter

[keen sparrow]

That was my best ever stream. At one point I had ~50 people there

can't wait to do it again just before 1.0 releases

Damn guys, i think i'm famous

[cyan garnet]

zamn doin numbers

@soft coral will hit 50+ a stream when he adds the benjamian netanyahu avatar

[keen sparrow]

LFG

lmfao

I hope that super niche inside joke never dies

[cyan garnet]

Me when its time to go to lighthouse

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2Q9985ngKqELwcLrHj31LS?si=2zoEn0QhSbi4x33EVhvO3Q

analepsy dropped

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/pills-headache-sick-tom-gif-13161057

[soft coral]

TOM NO

those are xanax pills tom NOOO

[ancient marsh]

Juice WRLD getting off a plane:

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

which is this tarkov killer clone?

[keen sparrow]

Surroundead

I just yoinked this absolute chungus from an airdrop

[short cove]

What weapon skill gets leveled when I shoot w a marksman rifle like a sr25?

[short cove]

It aight or nah?

It also sp or mp?

[keen sparrow]

I love this shit. I'm playing singleplayer but it has like, server settings that suggest it'll be multiplayer at some point

[short cove]

Moddable?

[keen sparrow]

probably not

sorry, no 9x39

[short cove]

But 6.8

[keen sparrow]

the weirdest caliber i've seen is this so far is .300 win mag

[hollow patrol]

im waiting for the next major update in that game before i actually play it

[short cove]

Dosent the m250 shoot 6.8fury?

Also 300 win mag isent that weird

Just 762 51

[keen sparrow]

This game it's made to shoot 5.56

[short cove]

Nvm I was wrong

Its a bit longer

[short cove]

That is so fucked up

Just make it a m249

[soft coral]

But how shit is tarkov

[keen sparrow]

that's in the game too.

[keen sparrow]

unfathomably

[short cove]

Kinda a lot unmodded

[soft coral]

reminds me of unturned

[hollow patrol]

its like unturned with 4x polygons

[viral egret]

4x polygons 4x less nelson sexton

(he gets no sex still)

[soft coral]

OMG I just thought of a song

https://youtu.be/HF2mTSeXmAA?si=rk6zMrUJzE0jD8wX

@viral egret @keen sparrow @hollow patrol

poetry

[ancient marsh]

@short cove https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1428323936348667985/image.png?ex=68f215d3&is=68f0c453&hm=661a082788dd5ea16f6048673ade232057ae968db6bf5d1706b415bbec17f6fd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[short cove]

Tbh great changes

Any more?

[ancient marsh]

check steam page

idk

i posted what someone else posted

[short cove]

Just did thats mostly it

Also the average compensation a player got is 832k

[ancient marsh]

eft its 10x less

[short cove]

I just wanted to say in eft t4 ammo isent 2k a shot

But it kinda is

[ancient marsh]

it is

either it is, or it's craft only

[stark torrent]

it is yeah but in eft its 10 times easier to make money

[short cove]

In eft i struggle to even get out alive

In abi i got a 60% ex rate and you KNOW the worth of the items

You very realistically can pull a 1 mil plus item

In even normal

[stark torrent]

well if you know the items and loot int arkov you can pull more than 1 mil

• hideout and flea flipping now that you can

[short cove]

Like I pulled a gold and a laser targeter in one normal farm

Whole run was 2m profit

[short cove]

I mean you can kinda do that in abi too, sell ammo from workbench and deke flipping

[short cove]

Sure I just think the two games are a lot alike, and one got issues the other dosent and vice versa

Like in abi it feels like once you got actually good ammo you can only use it due to the resale only being able to go to traders and traders paying shit

In tarkov high ammo can still be sold for quite acceptable cash iirc to traders

In tarkov you are really luck dependant and on what drops

In abi it feels a lot more mode based due to that regulating also what you come across to a broad part

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @native crypt

[uncut coral]

imagine tarkov had this back in the day lmfao

[stark torrent]

yooooooo rely

sup

[fast garden]

damn near 2 mil is nuts

[stark torrent]

2 mil that is crazy

that would 100% make people feel better lmao

[fast garden]

tarkov be like damn you died to a cheater heres a salewa

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/wasa-gif-8961344057750780633

yooooooo

[stark torrent]

in hardcore that would be a full heal from therapist

for 1 raid

thank you thank you

[compact knoll]

Just spam labs on SEA servers

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

In the week you collect like a billion

[stark torrent]

insane money strat $$$

[compact knoll]

And the worst part is that it would work

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/druski-rage-angry-annoyed-whatever-gif-5126333390325209476

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[compact knoll]

Every tarkov update

[stark torrent]

100%

8 hour patch , patchnotes smaller than the Epstein Files

[compact knoll]

Woke up at 8 am today

And i wanted a yogurt so bad

Ate one ice cold from the fridge

Above the sink

And just went back to bed

[stark torrent]

yeah we need a fix for half the gadgets in the game and shit

[fast garden]

and meanwhile i cant progress support bc of this

idk i guess i do engineer

recon would be easy

but i want the laser guided rocket

instantly get cairo

got bless

[compact knoll]

yeah good luck doing the second one

[fast garden]

need a teamate yeah

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

iluveft

[stark torrent]

#eftrulz - LVNDMARK

[fast garden]

man the saiga is disgusting in this game

most accurate shotgun in a video game ever

[soft coral]

#eftfuckingblows

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[fast garden]

game cooked rn not worth playing

nikita should sell damirka's soul to the devil for a perfect anticheat

back to conquest with me

sigh

[stark torrent]

@fast garden https://www.reddit.com/r/Battlefield/comments/1o83uar/friends_reaction_to_the_drone_exploit_is_priceless/

this explains a lot

[fast garden]

holy shit

i had a nightmare game where recons were just all over every roof on sobek

i knew about laddering to the ones on C flag

but ih

yeah

that explains it

[fast garden]

man

they made the fucking aircraft in this game annoyingly strong

but now i just need laser des shit

[surreal stirrup]

so i wanted to find a new gun for my scav
accidentally found death ray

[soft coral]

jesus christ I haven't seen a tarkov SS in a while it looks so shit
fucking gamma looks better

[stray token]

@stark torrent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdD3KD4Fxc

go play your new favorite game

[short cove]

Dont you need some item to enter labs?

[daring torrent]

looks like a better zero sievert

might check it out

[compact knoll]

card is 200k

but if you get 2 mil back

[stark torrent]

yeah the mortar shows on map at all times @fast garden

[fast garden]

yeah i saw it earlier

its nut

[short cove]

Gambling

Is the big blindness ammo shotgun good? Like I consider maybe running it in spt if it actually blinds someone for a while

[stark torrent]

the adrenaline injector blinding me outside cause of the light being sharepened made me tilt

[fast garden]

@stark torrent i need you to lase targets for me

[stark torrent]

bro i hate these challenges man they are so boring

[fast garden]

kill me

some are fine

and then you get hit with this shit

when do you get to the recon challenge to lase things lol

[stark torrent]

yeah like it need so many pre requisite challenges

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggh

it should have been tied to a class level separately and the challenges should have just helped you level them faster

not unlock shit

[fast garden]

but sir resupply 300 teamates

get 100 GL kills

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

https://www.reddit.com/r/stalker/comments/1o8azwe/getting_robbed_in_gamma_try_this/ @soft coral

[stark torrent]

Pula

[keen sparrow]

Video for anyone curious what .300 BLK does at range https://youtu.be/s3W7kcLVDag?si=6rOU188MEexrGDzi

Tl;dr it’s useless past 100 yards, lol

[fast garden]

with subsonic rounds

god bless

[granite coral]

You're welcome, brother.
-# Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[dapper grotto]

how the fuck does steam suggest these 2 on the tarkov page for me

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

How the fuck is eft similar to payday 2, what

[fast garden]

https://www.twitch.tv/raydensyx

[keen sparrow]

Oh no an ff14 player

Why paladin.

🤮

[fast garden]

already balding

[keen sparrow]

I know it’s square enix’s fault with balancing or lack therof, but picking paladin to do group content with… ugh

The eft equivalent would be like.. your friend wears the THOR IC to a raid but also brings the worst ammo

[ancient marsh]

this emoji is blowing shrek

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[glacial haven]

both rob your wallet

[viral egret]

why is the scope bigger than the handguard

[keen sparrow]

Here, just for you

[viral egret]

why in gods name

is the SCOPE

so BIG

what ranges is this mf hunting

10 kilometers?

[keen sparrow]

He’s shooting shitty ammo at 300 yards

Of course he needs a 5-25x optic

[viral egret]

rex

thats not 5-25x

thats 5-250x

he can see a guys face in detail from 1 kilometer away

[keen sparrow]

5-25 beimg the magnification and 56mm being the diameter of the forward objective lense

5-25X56

If you watched the video he actually tops out the elevation turret adjustment because subsonic .300BLK is so ass at range

[viral egret]

5.6cm diameter

bro

lemme find the scope

im tryna talk about

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[viral egret]

he needs this scope

sagitarius 10x40

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent is there a rule about being proficient in simple geometry

[viral egret]

no

[keen sparrow]

Just add a Tarac Charlie to it

800$ pic-rail mounted periscope that gives you up to another 300moa to play with

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1199436735470383187/1428457135771226223/20251016_215820.jpg?ex=68f291e0&is=68f14060&hm=34fc8141a1aa5b121068db3009c10ce74499eb54b7694185ffec1fd56f06bc59&

well gg

no going past this screen

keyboard and mouse are completely turned off for some reason

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

bro bricked his windows

[soft coral]

eh

such is life

[keen sparrow]

Wait, no joke? Your PC is bricked?

Fuck, do i have to stream GAMMA now?

[soft coral]

would I be posting that image otherwise retard

[stark torrent]

you broke your own pc by pressing a random setting in bios for some reason

and u calling us retards

https://tenor.com/view/knee-slapper-laughing-laughing-and-crying-laughing-hysterically-gif-21595278

[compact knoll]

gg

reset cmos?

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but yeah idk what u can do , do you have any important files or u just gonna flash install quick

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nah it looks like his windows just died he doesnt boot at all

into desktop and he had issues with the whole system

programs didnt work etc

[compact knoll]

should try it anyway

since it came after he touched bios

[soft coral]

I'll try tomorrow

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yeah i mean nothing to lose at this point

if it doesnt work, u gotta reinstall windows i guess

idk if u can even save files or the shit got corrupted

[soft coral]

I cant reinstall windows

:)

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[soft coral]

I am not joking

google it yourself

[compact knoll]

LOL

is the win 10 one still available?

[soft coral]

might be

it is