💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

yes, they are missing the wheelchair guy

GOD WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT GAME

[glacial haven]

what

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

Bloodborne?

[glacial haven]

The fuck is his job? Sweep the minefield?

[stark torrent]

ah nvm it was from Rainbow 6

its an operator form R6 yeah

its a guy in a wheelchair

[compact knoll]

what is he gonna do

[fast garden]

Yeah R6 siege has a woman in a wheelchair

[compact knoll]

drive bys?

[fast garden]

Was it a woman?

[ancient marsh]

He sits in wheelchair and controls two robots

[stark torrent]

yes

[fast garden]

Idk I think they are non binary and in a wheelchair gg

[keen sparrow]

diversity, inclusion

extreme retardation

[ancient marsh]

They had to add ramps and elevators to every map ggs

Or the local government shuts them down

[glacial haven]

His biggest enemy is a staircase, I still remember them announcing it but I thought it's ragebait

[tame dawn]

Was this before or after legally distinct dora dropped?

[fast garden]

After

Wheelchair isn’t actually on the map it just some stupid way to be inclusive for the operator that controls two robots instead of one person

All 3 people playing siege in wheelchairs rejoiced

[glacial haven]

I just don't get why they didn't make it just a robot to begin with, why add a dude in a wheelchair just to have him not be important in the slightest

[fast garden]

[tame dawn]

DEI, muh inclusion

[fast garden]

This is the same company that was gonna make Kkk assassins creed btw

[glacial haven]

I hope they pull the fire alarm in the building he is in when controlling the robots

[tame dawn]

At what point do people start to feel like its just empty pandering and people treating them like a metric

[glacial haven]

[compact knoll]

oh yeah they were gonna

but they heard black ninja feedback and stopped

they wanted to do civil war one

[tame dawn]

Next operator, we need a downs syndrome guy called bulldozer that rams walls.

[fast garden]

Erm actually black samurai

With his hip hop combat theme

[glacial haven]

His special ability is pissing himself

[fast garden]

A downie called bulldozer is hysterical

[compact knoll]

it would be so kino

[glacial haven]

Very simple, when it stops generating numbers and they just stop being inclusive altogether

[fast garden]

When do we get the arbiter from the halo series in siege

[tame dawn]

Noxious Accident(30s): Bulldozer has a tactical accident, and emits a stream of area denial liquid on the floor that blurs all vision in a 3 room radius.

[glacial haven]

Then they will probably realise that they were nothing but a soulless addition

[stark torrent]

How about we get him in a new Halo game first

may god smite 343 for what they did to halo

[glacial haven]

Quick Heal (1 minute cooldown): Bulldozer is equipped with a grilled cheese sandwich, which allows him to regenerate 30 Health Points at any time in the match.

[tame dawn]

I don't get how people think it's empowering or representation. It feels insulting that you're reduced to buzzwords on a product review meeting to make cash.

[glacial haven]

It just gets the word out there, they believe it's a win - win situation

[tame dawn]

Note: If bulldozer interrupts this action, he enters Downy Storm, gaining +40% damage reduction for 5 seconds

[glacial haven]

But in reality, they will get exchanged with the next minority group as soon as the hype dies down

It's literally a slot that gets exchanged with the newest thing every couple of iterations

[tame dawn]

Exactly. It just feels pretty stupid that people willingly eat that shit up

[glacial haven]

I mean, at the moment it alienates more players than it attracts, not because of the inclusion but because it's mostly just shoved in after the fact

[compact knoll]

yep

time to get 100 gigs of mods

@stark torrent YOU PLAY TARKOV

SHUT

THE

FUCK

UP

[glacial haven]

Arma 3, it's like an unstable girlfriend with a bop it looking ass challenge when you try to open her bra

Holy shit that game has a ton of different keybinds

It literally pretty much uses your entire keyboard lmao

But even though the game mode was not very good when looking back at it, I still miss Altis Life

[stark torrent]

im good man , i press 3 , click and get 5 million points with my recon drone in battlefield

[glacial haven]

Another thing I have to give them credit for tho, you were able to use all of the DLC Content for free, you just got some annoying popup animation every 10 - 15 minutes

[tame dawn]

Recon drone is goated. Did you see they nerfed c4 drones?

[stark torrent]

thats how u know the game is old af , when they gave smth like this for free

[tame dawn]

Now if you have c4 on a drone, the battery span is much shorter.

[stark torrent]

yeah and c4 in general , you need 4x c4 now on a vehicle to blow it up lmao , and u only get 3 when u spawn in

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

so you cant c4 a vehicle urself

ggs

[tame dawn]

NAH WTF

[compact knoll]

nah you cant

at least for vehicles

wont let you go in

[tame dawn]

But you can spawn engi, suicide drop 4 AT mines that oneshot

Balance

[glacial haven]

I worked just fine for me back then

[compact knoll]

on KOTH it didnt for me

[glacial haven]

I mean, I am talking about weapon attachments and so on

Back then vehicles weren't dlc bound, so idk about that

[fast garden]

Fucking true

[surreal stirrup]

where

[fast garden]

4 5 and infinite are all kinda ass

[fast garden]

Head empty no thoughts

[fast garden]

wheres the bipod knife

[surreal stirrup]

gone

[keen sparrow]

k i'm feeling called out, lol

I feel like i am weirdly good with the Deagle, sights only, lol

[short cove]

U fr

[glacial haven]

nah

But it's not impossible

[short cove]

Btw what are sniper scavs dropping

[stark torrent]

dogshit

[short cove]

Like what guns do they run

[short cove]

So only shoot to neutralise threat?

[keen sparrow]

they still always have a wallet?

[stark torrent]

Yes, best gun they can have is SVD with a scope or rarely a VUDU on some shit gun like gonrostay or idk

but like mega rare

usually they have mosin or sks with the pso scope

[short cove]

Not really hype

@keen sparrow Do you have heard of any mods that ad more 9x39 guns?

I am feining for the silent strong round

(12,7x55 is a lil ass)

[keen sparrow]

that has worse ballistic coefficient than .177 air pellets from a crosman

[fast garden]

god i love 9x39

but theres not that many guns that use the bullet

kinda a byproduct of its nature

[keen sparrow]

no, there are no mods that i know of that add more 9x39 guns

[fast garden]

so many 5.56 and 7.62x39 guns exist because of free ammo from nato and the mass presense of the kalash

[keen sparrow]

If we were on 3.11 you could make a 9x39 MP5 using notepad++ and copy+paste

lol

[stark torrent]

yeah + 9x39 had issues at first

i read that by the time they made the BP bullet not exploding the barrel prematurely, the USSR was in collapse and they pulled funding

[fast garden]

it is a kind of specialized caliber for a specialized gun

[stark torrent]

AK works comrade

here is the 18th generation of the AK74

[little flame]

went 39-3 godddaaaamn

[keen sparrow]

I think it's funny that there's even modded guns for 4.6 and 5.7

but these mfs want 9x39

I can't entirely blame them though when slop like .300 BLK exists, lol

[fast garden]

4.6 and 5.7 are rounds for twinks

[little flame]

[fast garden]

so is 300blk tho

soon

[little flame]

fucking nerd bruh

jesus

[keen sparrow]

Am i the only person that enjoys running SVT/AVT with one 15 round mag and pockets full of loose ammo?

Just top load all raid like a grandpa?

[cyan garnet]

Mmmm blackoutslop

My favourite

[tame dawn]

I hope the vector is as op as it should be

[fast garden]

it looks like it should be

theres a lot of very strong looking smgs

[cyan garnet]

Based bs 762x54 enjoyer

[keen sparrow]

also, based OKP on a vector? ayo?

Shit kinda barks, ngl

[cyan garnet]

I got shredded by a dude with bs in svd earlier on customs

[tame dawn]

https://youtu.be/xz0udpp18v0?si=j-aRFbqotBebCnjM

Wonder if this is real or clickbait

Seems too good to be true

[cyan garnet]

Shame .45 ap is kinda ass

[keen sparrow]

yeah...

[fast garden]

"so im gonna not control the recoil"

changes things "so im gonna control it a little bit"

kys

[cyan garnet]

I used all my .45 ap earlier tonight on factory i got from staying light task (gives you loads of ammo and shit) was like bro i forgot how dogwater this is

Tagussy tanked like 3 whole mags

[keen sparrow]

yeah it's fucking ridiculous

[tame dawn]

1st tip: use attachments

[keen sparrow]

gotta like.. stage your bullets. AP-Hydrashock-AP-Hydrashock-AP-Hydrashock-

[cyan garnet]

Dogshit ammo

Dogshit game

[fast garden]

takes a while to get the good attachments and like fair enough but man

[keen sparrow]

I miss BF4 where it was potato grip on everything

[cyan garnet]

Plus with this softcore dogshit everyones got at least tier 5 on

[fast garden]

there arent very many guns with crazy recoil but its nothing foregrip and muzzle cant fix

[keen sparrow]

lmao, Ivan stream "grok fix this please" counter:

[tame dawn]

It doesnt help that weapon stats are vague, like control/precision and bloom between weapons being wild

[short cove]

Tbh the mcx feels a lil too much like a m4 but slow and the ak one feels despite being snappier also kinda bad

[keen sparrow]

i don't think i've played a single FPS where .300 BLK feels good

it is somehow ass in every game it's in

[little flame]

bro what are u doing for xp tho

real talk

[little flame]

are you alone?

[short cove]

I am not alone

[tame dawn]

Shitbucket

[short cove]

Ready or not

That shit pens everything

[keen sparrow]

and in-dwelling catheter

[short cove]

Plus low recoil

And full auto

[fast garden]

top of the leaderboard every game

[keen sparrow]

so PTO and don't snipe, got it

[short cove]

9x39 pab would never do this to you

[keen sparrow]

7.62x54r needs more guns

it'll never happen because that hsit aint real but

a man can dream

[short cove]

Mod guns into existence for 4.0

[cyan garnet]

he isn't using sp-6

[keen sparrow]

as of 4.0 i can no longer make gusn for tapkob

[short cove]

U fr

[keen sparrow]

They moved from typescript to inject your guns itno the game to .dll

i'd need to learn C#

[glacial haven]

[native crypt]

yeah for 4.0 its c# or suicide by cop at a liquor store

[keen sparrow]

you wouldn't believe why they did it too

[short cove]

Ref do smth

[native crypt]

the keys and some other stuff are good

[glacial haven]

Could be worse

[keen sparrow]

nah it's retarded

okay

[little flame]

fair

[short cove]

I legit cant do ts anymore

[little flame]

[glacial haven]

Schnauze auf den billigen plätzen da hinten

[short cove]

Got spt too early to play 4.0

Got spt too late to play 3.11

[keen sparrow]

so people, instead of waiting for modders to update their shit for new SPT patch, would just change this to say like.. "4.0" for example

[short cove]

Halt die schnauze fucking mindestlohn verdiener

[keen sparrow]

but that'd cause the server to throw hella errors 90% of the time

and SPT staff got so tired of dumbass 'error reports'

[glacial haven]

Halt die fresse mit deinem Profilbild, du fickst wahrscheinlich dein Haustier

[keen sparrow]

that they're just getting rid of package.json

[glacial haven]

I mean, it still does not sound that bad

[short cove]

Nah going down the zoo accusation route aint it my man

[glacial haven]

You choose your bed frame by sitting on the legs to see if they fit, go back into your corner

[fast garden]

[short cove]

How bro felt after insulting a member as a zoophile for seething over spt:

[fast garden]

man i love infantry breakthrough

[glacial haven]

I was just unreasonably toxic because I saw that you're german

Welcome to gamma

[keen sparrow]

I thought the germany thing was scat

[wintry ridge]

Piss*

[glacial haven]

Alright, now I gotta ask, what are you even talking about

[wintry ridge]

It's why blood is so pissed all the time

[stark torrent]

Germans are best at being unlikeable

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-walking-away-patrick-leaving-patrick-not-caring-patrick-dgaf-patrick-star-gif-18088871825132921421

There's only that much I can do

[wintry ridge]

Unfunny

[stark torrent]

my beautiful tarkov chat being ruined

[wintry ridge]

AI slop channel

[stark torrent]

no that's the french

[ancient marsh]

californian coming in to prove you wrong @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

UK people are complainers

Russians are literally more toxic than the toxic sea

[glacial haven]

I know what you meant in the literal statement but not what you were on about, where did you pick up that piece of information

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[wintry ridge]

Fat moron I mean the German stereotype is lack of humor

[keen sparrow]

it's a common stereotype here in the states

[stark torrent]

Balkan people ( Romanians, Bulgars etc ) are internal racists, they are fine with people outside their country but not with their own from different regions

[ancient marsh]

NOT NICE

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019640781952270478/1423074582813999114/dumbidiot.gif

[stark torrent]

You are from Kenya ? Helloo my brother long way from home, come take a seat.

You are from Northern Romania ? Lmao inbred kys.

[ancient marsh]

that's because they havent interacted with outsiders much

[glacial haven]

Interesting, thought that's more of a stereotype of the arabs

[ancient marsh]

mmmmmm i love black olives

i ate like 30 so far

[stark torrent]

colonised so much of the outside its Romania as well

go to verona , italy, find more romanians than italians

king ggs

[keen sparrow]

no no their stereotype is goats

[fast garden]

i have never heard of germans being into shit what the hell

[glacial haven]

Idk either, not that I really care, just wanted to know where he heard that lmao

[stark torrent]

Americans are political animals and gun nuts, and they all hate each other's opinion to the point they would rather start a war to prove their point

[safe summit]

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[ancient marsh]

why am i being pinged

i said nothing

bastards

[wintry ridge]

They gotta learn more about outsiders so they can have accurate things to be racist about

[short cove]

@ancient marsh r we gonna break into the arena in a few hours?

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

this sucks

[wintry ridge]

Sorry bro, gotta be a healslut for another 15 rounds to get that unlock

The hipfire lmg one is worse

By leagues

[fast garden]

yeah uh

IAR

did it in like 3 games

[glacial haven]

BF6?

[glacial haven]

Alright, yeah it's Battlefield 6

[short cove]

I mean I work at a sewage treatment plant, yet I dont got enough degenerate points spare to actually have even the faintest interest to it

So it wrong [buzzer effect]

[glacial haven]

Gonna give it a try Battlefield in a bit as well, currently still working, hope I can test it on the weekend

[glacial haven]

The downside of dual booting, I can't just take a random break and switch to gaming

[short cove]

Holy timing

[glacial haven]

Yeah I had to edit that, probably for the best lmao

That is probably the tamest screenshot of me flying around, there's a ton of people that have screenshots of actual unhinged shit I wrote lmao

[tame dawn]

Pretty common stereotype here at least

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-charlie-day-crazy-always-sunny-in-philadelphia-qanon-gif-23738584

[glacial haven]

Spotify is a mystery, it goes from "Yoo listen to this rapper, sounds pretty nice right?" but when you start listening to tracks beyond the playlist and are randomly recommended, they just give me the worst fucking tracks I have ever heard

[short cove]

Real asf

[tame dawn]

"Yo its your spotify DJ. Here is some bullshit on the top charts you would never listen to. Go fuck yourself."

[glacial haven]

Yo this dude has 2 monthly listeners, surely you wanna listen to "CUSHION FIGHT WITH DOWNY'S"

[tame dawn]

I wish we could turn off the voiceover, just give me smart dj with no bullshit

[glacial haven]

Or some dude that is clearly a botted artist, like how fucking obvious can you be and still avoid detection

[tame dawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1eWIEfBAp3kFVMX56dfVyt?si=EKZysjLCQhWPEpPW3L7Qcg

Great example, 6 skips in

8k listner rando

[glacial haven]

> English lyrics
> US Based Artist
> Most listened in India, Budapest, Egypt and Cambodia

[glacial haven]

That shit looks mad retarded

[next temple]

"experimental phonk musician"

[glacial haven]

I honestly stopped listening to phonk, it went from normal tracks that sound pretty alright to literally just waterboarding a donkey and putting 400 different 808s in the background

[next temple]

yeah

[glacial haven]

I still listen to certain artists but I stopped going into my Daily Mix playlists

Shit just does not sound good anymore

[next temple]

only listen to like kordhell at best but he feels just too generic now

probably cause everyone and their mum heard his tracks

If I need a boost i just turn on Black or Death Metal

[glacial haven]

I still enjoy LXST CXNTURY and those kinda artists

But other than that, it is literally just slop now

Just feels like they dragged whatever into FL Studio and then added 50 different presets

And a bassline which is shared between like 50 artists, they all use the same bassline and put other random shit on top of it

[tame dawn]

Same feeling as when you notice the same beat/bpm every single jumpcore/hardstyle/frenchcore song uses

It gets annoying sorting out decent stuff

[next temple]

poopenfartstyle slowed+reverb hardcore phonk bass boosted

[tame dawn]

Hava navilla MVP remix

[next temple]

Hava Nagila hardtek remix went hard thats the fun aprt

[glacial haven]

Or Hensonn

Everyone heard his song at least once by now

https://open.spotify.com/track/6nqdgUTiWt4JbABDurkxMI

The first time it was a pretty nice track

But go onto any other track and it has the same structure

[next temple]

Yeah then it was overused

[glacial haven]

Just different 808s

[ancient marsh]

i just saw a hava nagila chinese version

[glacial haven]

It literally sounds the exact same structurally

[ancient marsh]

idk if i can post it cause it has a happy merchant meme at the end

[next temple]

https://open.spotify.com/track/251yyvLAdUF2obaXk7ZNlt?si=c3151ead8d304919

[next temple]

this one is fucking cursed

and has audio samples from soviet movies

"Yo where did you get this watch from?"
"My dad sold it to me, when he was dying."

[glacial haven]

Quite sad because I enjoyed phonk due to the fact that it was actually experimental, none of them sounded the same back then when I first found the genre

But nowadays it's either the same constantly or just earrape

[next temple]

Ok this explains a lot

the author is @compact knoll

[tame dawn]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1dZm3wHja2OQh0gCxtpGfB?si=Z5ekPhrnRZ2FlBQtivC2zQ

I swear this genre is obsessed with schizo egirl album art

[glacial haven]

Another thing you need to watch out for nowadays, people just put well known artists into their songs as a co-artist

[next temple]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5PDKajOvt9yMVCsgQhYcMn?si=81184f1d7cf24777

this is the genre that sounds better when performed live lol

[glacial haven]

But in reality, they never even heard the beat, it's just to get it recommended to you

Usually it's some 2k monthly listener artist as well

[next temple]

https://youtu.be/5TcodTsGFPQ

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral https://imgur.com/gallery/cute-asian-girl-blowing-kiss-N7EnEYp

ITS NOT GAE GUYS CALM DOWN

[soft coral]

making coffee rn

[keen sparrow]

It's crazy how well GAMMA streams do, like actually

like, people love to watch it rather than play it

but as someone that streamed 4 hours every weekday, and then like 8 on weekends, it is a hard game to stream sometimes imo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-sopranos-puss-sopranos-bonpensiero-sopranos-id-eat-her-sopranos-i-ate-her-gif-12839406395351986847

[keen sparrow]

[soft coral]

i noticed that too

and i plan on sticking arohnd

seems to bring a decent audience

[keen sparrow]

I took a week off of streaming for the flu, cause yeah, talking for 4 hours straight fucks with your throat. and i smoke a pack a day so i'm coughing all fucking stream.

took a week off and haven't been back since

Remembered how fun it is to game without talking to yourself

[soft coral]

i talk to myself while i game because ive gone mental
were not the same

@keen sparrow

gamma is the game to grow the channel

[keen sparrow]

yup

GAMMA was my ticket to affiliate, lol

[soft coral]

for me it was world of tanks blitz

back in the old days

RONG RONG TIME AGO

[ancient marsh]

"This shit doin numbers"

[soft coral]

OMG @keen sparrow

HE POSTED IT

ALOOOOOOOOOO

@stark torrent

WE DID IT

[keen sparrow]

lol, nice

[soft coral]

wohoo

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefield-battlefield-6-hop-on-battlefield-hop-on-battlefield-6-gif-1422636198716940409

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

POV : The 3 engineers at the back of the Bradley ( driver is 69 / 0 and we didnt even push the first objective )

[fast garden]

ouuughhh

kill me

[fast garden]

im gonna eat lunch then i have to do life shit

but maybe ill be on again before you get off depends

job stuff frown

i was farming weapon challenges in an empty ish infantry breakthrough server against bots

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1260310892336386179.webp?size=96&animated=true

No worries

[fast garden]

challenge progress works on them but you do get heavily reduced xp

120 kill game was what it took for my average 30k score

in a regular pvp game

but good for just getting the challenges done

[soft coral]

wtf is going down in bot commands

[stark torrent]

its called quadrupling down on being an idiot

[short cove]

@ancient marsh abi in 1:30?

[ancient marsh]

sure

[keen sparrow]

Sora 2 needs to CHIIIIIILLL

[stark torrent]

Jesus

[keen sparrow]

looks hella real and then you hear the 'people' saying she's falling when she'd already be meeting Jesus

[stark torrent]

Medics before the defib was invented :

[short cove]

Holy fucking shit

[keen sparrow]

based

[short cove]

Nvm, u up in 15 or so?

[keen sparrow]

why'd they make pyramid head caked out tho? 😭

[ancient marsh]

sure give me 10

[viral egret]

i thought tarkov is cancer

stalker 2 controller fights are even more retard cancer

[soft coral]

@native crypt video games?

[viral egret]

i have died 35 times trying to fight this controller and his 60 zombie army which all hit all head

[stark torrent]

is it the one under the water plant thingie

with the 2 stalkers having headaches

[viral egret]

no

at the abandoned thing

the

pump

[stark torrent]

i just threw nades

but yeah it is ass

[viral egret]

im throwing nades but i get shot by the zombies dead

oh yeah wtf he died in 3 nades

[short cove]

@ancient marshi am on

[fast garden]

The speech is the thing that always gives it away, if some of the motion or context of scenes don’t already

[viral egret]

god bless now im jumped by a chimera

gonna try to avoid it

@stark torrent who the fuck made this game so cancer

if i load a older autosave, i have to deal with 12 boars/fleshes, if i load a newer autosave, i have to deal with a chimera

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

and the chimera does a 270 and instakills me

my ak which i just paid 8k to repair jams nonstop

somehow the chimera that was infront of me suddenly appears behind me

EMISSION STARTS TOO

ultramaxxing death

chimera tanks 200 rounds of 5.45 and 10 buckshot

this emission has to pass faster

il ldie from rads

die to emission inside cover ok king

@stark torrent so not broken game

inside of a broken wood buiilding btw no other cover around

i completely give up on this game

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

weapons degraded faster than my ability to think after playing tarkov

prices higher than the inflation in zimbabwe

[stark torrent]

very true

[fast garden]

smoke grenade launcher

must do a challenge

gg

i dont mind doing challenges but like

holy shit man

some of them are a little bit much for classic gadget unlocks like the smoke launcher and the uh

[stark torrent]

the more i play the more i dislike the balancing of this game

nothing kills except the sniper on torso at 80m +

[fast garden]

the launchers

[stark torrent]

3x C4 glued to a tannk doesnt kill it

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

I DIE 10 TIMES GETTING TO THE TANK AND IT DOESNT KILL HIM

[fast garden]

the sniper problem wouldnt be so bad if the starter sniper wasnt the best sniper in the game

the sv98 requires a bit more effort but ultimately the problem is that the snipers have zero fucking bullet drop

and since the first sniper has the highest velocity

shit genuinely teleports bullets into peoples heads

[stark torrent]

any game that has insta torso kill on sniper is a noob friendly shit

i dont mind at 20m

but 80m +

i almost dropped a slur

[fast garden]

idk what the exact ranges

are

but its like bf1 and bfv where they have that optimal distance

[stark torrent]

idk i got insta'd from 86m from the starter sniper

straigh tup torso

yeah here its just too high

[fast garden]

i think it might be 75-100

its stupid shouldnt be in the game since the snipers are not hard to use

if the snipers were hard to use it would be fine

another part of the problem is the recon passive for snipers

try and use a sniper on another class without the recon sniper passive

theres actually sway

lmfao

there isnt on recon tho

theres zero reason to use the other two snipers

king gg

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[cyan garnet]

ZAMN

[short cove]

@ancient marsh i m back

"this raid sure is going well"

the humble neglect to check corners:

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-11905852304112868072

[fast garden]

@stark torrent game

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-samantha-james-anna-faris-just-friends-we're-done-gif-1488032314136490764

[short cove]

can you sell some stuff from your stash so we can tmrw run it a lil more effective?

also like i could finish my nr quest solo

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh get moving you dog stop hoarding you gear fear shit

bro using only the free kits god bless him

[short cove]

idfk how but bro says his stash is full

[ancient marsh]

Why am I being flamed

I am trying to go to sleep

[stark torrent]

well you should imagine how you gonna sort your stash while you try to sleep

at least thats what i do after 9100 hrs on Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

You should imagine a woman who loves you in your life

[stark torrent]

i wish to speak of this no more

[ancient marsh]

Thats what I thought

[short cove]

it could be good

holy return

[fast garden]

the fucking engineer eod bot has a cluster gl

also it resuplies itself no ammo box

gg

uuuuuhhhhh

[keen sparrow]

Easy if you don’t PTO

[fast garden]

theres always a solution that allows the objective

sorta

breakthrough

headshot over 200 is nuts though

150?

jesus

[short cove]

sag ak short

hype or nah?

[fast garden]

nah

[wintry ridge]

Isn't it low damage but insta kills equipment

Mine clearing charges

[compact knoll]

thats a long barrel

[keen sparrow]

No

Not 150 200+ meter headshots. Not unless everone on the opposing team is standing still and not in a vehicle. You could do it while playing the objective but it’d probably take 6 months

Tf is this bot doing now

Not 150 200+ meter headshots. Not unless everone on the opposing team is standing still and not in a vehicle. You could do it while playing the objective but it’d probably take 6 months

Wtf

Not unless everone on the opposing team is standing still and not in a vehicle.

Lmao

Wtf

Not unless everone on the opposing team is standing still

[fast garden]

opposing

[keen sparrow]

Opposing team is standing still

[fast garden]

everyone

ur spelling of everyone lmfao

everone

[keen sparrow]

THERE IT IS

[fast garden]

[keen sparrow]

EVERONE

K, time to google translate

[keen sparrow]

Was using copy paste, my bad homie

[fast garden]

i mean

is killing people that are on the objective not playing the objective

it kinda just depends on how loose you interpret it

the one thing thats objectively not playing the objective is the battlefield classic of 4 snipers on either team on opposite ends of the map throwing pot shots at each other and over the course of a 40 minute game having 12 kills between them

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/hehehehlolhehe/status/1977743181153218946?t=rxon5d0KxyMKvJxGytWLZA&s=19

dunt (@hehehehlolhehe)

Forty fucking dollars for a haunted house?
They better rape me in there.

X · Oct 13, 2025, 2:28 PM

[keen sparrow]

hey hey heyhey in my defense, that leveled you up hella fast

1 xp for every metre of distance the headshot was

imma try something

[fast garden]

yeah okay

150 meters is one thing

200 is another

[keen sparrow]

are you attempting it rn? lol

[fast garden]

its not happening in anything other than conquest

i was in breakthrough

i got one

from tower on uh

firestorm

into their spawn

lmfao

[keen sparrow]

[fast garden]

so close..

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fffff-saying-it-language-please-gif-13406523

mod's fuckin badass

kinda dumpsters anything with magnification though

[fast garden]

time to see if the mortar is good

god almighty

ok

i love the mortar

but its not good lmfao

[tame dawn]

Is it at least good for smokes?

[fast garden]

it has 3 rounds

but they travel slower than any mortar ive ever used

[tame dawn]

But you can just set an ammo pack next to you and regen rounds, right?

[keen sparrow]

I remember in BF BC2 the mortar was OP

[fast garden]

so best thing about this mortar

it may be preshipped with every single mortar nerf in the history of battlefield

but it has infinite ammo independent of any cooldown

or like

it has a longish cooldown between shots

i didnt notice this

its a 3 sec cooldown between shots

the game must scream at people to kill mortar user

both games ive used one someone has driven an atv to the back of the map to kill me

i have 3 kills.

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-scheming-muehehe-silly-seals-gif-16856417787436225963

[tame dawn]

So hopefully there is room for buffs.

Might also just be a case of the maps being so small you can't get room to chill and drop mortars

[fast garden]

thats 95% of the problem

breakthrough the only viable gamemode

but you arent allowed to put it in any spawn areas

fair enough

but the combat areas arent large enough on most maps and most obj

[tame dawn]

Exactly. The brooklyn map has a flag every other block

There is zero downtime between anything. Maps so cramped vehicles cant do much outside of being in the deathball

Go into 99% of the maps, you can usually draw 3 lanes out

[keen sparrow]

this is so depressing

ever since that goddamn yacht map for blops 2

[tame dawn]

Liberation peak only has 2

[keen sparrow]

maybe even before then

[fast garden]

and somehow lib peak is the one map that feels good

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

LMAO

COME ON ITLL BE FUNSWEAR

[tame dawn]

3 lane slop

[fast garden]

the top one is a stretch

lmfao

[tame dawn]

Yeah not all of them are directly

But most of them

[fast garden]

meanwhile

good maps like siege of shanghai and the one with the bigass radar dish

[wintry ridge]

this is cope made by a tank player

[fast garden]

nah that map is kinda shit esp on C

[tame dawn]

Being able to see every obj from eachother only a block away

[fast garden]

or if on B

[wintry ridge]

theres like dozens of alleyways you can diverge into to avoid armor and enemy squads

siege of shanghai is 2 lane

infront of and behind tower

[wintry ridge]

this map straight up blows ass

shouldnt be in the game

[tame dawn]

They even downsized firestorm

[wintry ridge]

the firestorm downsizes havent seemed to change how it plays

[tame dawn]

Imagine if they just combined both the NYC maps

[fast garden]

i still hate that

[wintry ridge]

only changes so far are not having half ur team camping their spawn with recon beacons

[fast garden]

i hate both nyc maps

dogshit

[wintry ridge]

tanks still take the same routes as bf4

[fast garden]

you put a fucking mortar down and die within 14 seconds

no joke

[tame dawn]

Doesn't it perma spot you on the map?

[fast garden]

i guess so idk

never seen anyone use it but me

it certainly feels like anytime i shoot the thing that everyone on the enemy team gets like 12 notifications that theres a bitch ass fella on a mortar and the first person who kills them gets they meat slurped

i put a fucking mortar down

a quad bike breaches my entire teams frontline

and a guy hops off and scoops my brains out

[tame dawn]

In previous games, it was up to either armor, snipers, or other mortars to deal with them

[fast garden]

and they were kinda not great anyway

here you just arent fucking allowed to use them

its also the second to last unlock

im not allowed to put it in the blue

[tame dawn]

That map is perfect for mortars

Thats so shit

[fast garden]

the one place a mortar would be THAT good

[keen sparrow]

here, lemme be a retard

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[keen sparrow]

[keen sparrow]

impartevil is also completely retard

imagine

[fast garden]

there were genuinely 8 people that jumped me man

[keen sparrow]

idk how or why but i blame CoD

I think people think that mortars in BF are as effective as CoD killstreak

[tame dawn]

They were good when you had a squad running them, but 1 mortar is kinda mid

Unless its smoke on an obj

[fast garden]

its not good for that tbh

[wintry ridge]

they dont want spawncamping by either meaning

but that also fucking blows ass since it makes mortars complete dogshit

[fast garden]

the blue line wouldnt have to be 10 feet from the objective if the maps werent dogshit

[stark torrent]

damn , more shit unlocks

bf6 please

[fast garden]

the lvl 50 ar feels good

cqc gun

however

i think its just outright worse than the final challenge unlock carbine

dont have that yet tho

only person ive seen in a match higher level than me was an attack helicopter player in conquest and he was so annoying i went back to breakthrough immediately

[stark torrent]

yeah so far i dont really like any other gamemode idk if i just got used to it

Conquest is cool but when u get flanked it happens in 2 seconds , one second you are in a safe friendly location, the other you get rushed by 16 dudes ggs

and you lost the sector by the time you respawn ggs

[wintry ridge]

heli players

[tame dawn]

Conquest is ok but feels too small

Im just sad what has been done to rush over the years

Super reduced player counts. Used to feel peak and just chaotic enough while holding the line

That may just be nostalgia goggles talking

We used to have 32v32, reduced to 12v12

[fast garden]

Yeah rush is ass now

[viral egret]

this chat

has devolved

to anything but tarkov

and its best this way

[ancient marsh]

whats a tarkov

[wintry ridge]

poe2 endgame sucks

its just doing the opposite of what makes the game fun

[short cove]

@ancient marsh valley today? I think going into solo w a sj16 and food + drink is the best way to get kills in nr, as I think running valley is a lil more time efficient

[ancient marsh]

why not just play poe 1

[tame dawn]

Was poe1 endgame ever good? All i read on it made it look like endless currency juggling

[wintry ridge]

poe 1 wasnt really ever good bbuuuuut

it wasnt like every endgame build required you to kill someone with epilepsy for every single map

the onscreen shit was obscene for alot of builds but others could do fine without the visual lobotomy

[void rampart]

i cant wait for bf6 to give us new versions of metro and wake island tbqh

we dont have enough wake island appearances

[viral egret]

@stark torrent smr eu femeia asta are 2 facultati si nu stie ca lumina se misca in forma de radiatie electromagnetica

ba lumina e un val si se misca la 300000kmph

cum pl mea zice asta ca e gresit ca lumina se misca

cu cartea in fata care zicea ca se misca

[wintry ridge]

We need more paracel storm

Unironically

Bring back the weather and boat thing too

That was so peak

[tame dawn]

Bring back gulf of oman

[wintry ridge]

meh

bf2 maps work well in bf2

they need to be adapted for 4/6 or else they dontflow right

[little flame]

bro i just hit a 390 m snipe against a moving enemy

lmfao

he was strafing around on a roof

[little flame]

just sniped a guy in his heli driver seat it didnt kill

fml

[short cove]

I got that rust fit

[soft coral]

ok kruglov

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

these guys doing weekly ban waves meanwhile Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

They gave as many players compensation for dying to cheaters as many roubles tarkov gives you for reporting one and getting him banned

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

"Here's 60k for dying to hacker" when I had 60k in ammo in one mag

Abi gives money equivalent in kit iirc

[brittle sinew]

Gulf of Oman sucked ass in BF4

Huge sandstorm to blind you, but everyone with a thermal sight can see through it

[surreal stirrup]

"man this edible aint shi-"

[fast garden]

Arpg moment

[short cove]

Is that abi or eft doing it?

Also on abm you dont get shit back if you get killed by a cheater

[ancient marsh]

tarkov

[hallow stream]

Cause they actually have players cus game is free

[fast garden]

and they have hella cheaters since its free chineseium

[hallow stream]

Tbf their anticheat is still better than tarks

[fast garden]

kinda has to be

or it would be literally unplayable

more so than tarkov

[hallow stream]

Glory to my Chinese overlords

Lao Gan Ma

[fast garden]

still havent fully cleared valorant from pc

dude i fucking love lao gan ma

that shit slaps

[hallow stream]

THE TIANAMEN SQUA- 💥

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/jackass-3d-couch-explosion-gif-25176966

[hybrid kindle]

They also gave away 3million to players and extended the cyberpunk collab after the steam release lol

[ancient marsh]

check your valorant account, you just got 100 VP

[stark torrent]

man fuck league of legends

for the next 5 games you will be matched only with afk junglers, ggs

[ancient marsh]

i play toplane, jungle doesnt exist

i counterpick to win lane

and if i get counterpicked, i kill myself

it's just that simple

[fast garden]

i played smite for some time and if i didnt get jungle i just threw mid lane

do not ask me to play anything aside from nemesis its not happening

smite was hella fun but i would never play league

[ancient marsh]

league is genuinely fun at times

[fast garden]

its a less appealing smite to me

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @next temple @soft coral @compact knoll

one of my friends

[fast garden]

i have zero interest in any of the characters in league but i think a lot of the gods in smite are cool as hell

[stark torrent]

smash all females

[fast garden]

literally

[ancient marsh]

speak russian = instamute
5.2k hours in dota

[fast garden]

thats a lotta mutes

[ancient marsh]

it's like if he said "speak chinese = instamute" and played tarkov

makes no sense

"woman=instamute" and played valorant

[fast garden]

"speak retard = instamute" and played war thunder

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

dota players are insane

sir you know there are other games right

[ancient marsh]

wild xalrider alt account spotted

[stark torrent]

jesus i still have my ex's steam acc on friendlist

[stark torrent]

yoohoo

[fast garden]

Mind telling me what you are doing with that gun, chief?

Sir, gun head mate

[stark torrent]

PWN YOU

BOMB YOU

[ancient marsh]

if i repost this

big trouble

[stark torrent]

How to spot poor @fast garden

[fast garden]

crossout

there are like 2 vehicle combat games in the world

one of them is crossout

and the other one is speed freeks and has 2 concurrent players

genuinely dead game genre

[stark torrent]

that gas chamber comment is wild

jesus good lord

[fast garden]

"i got banned for bible verses" is code for i said something so much worse

or

"i instigated"

[stark torrent]

if your teammate has Dont Tilt as his name you are fucked

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[fast garden]

man i need to play more of the finals

that game is good as hell

ooooh i missed the season 1 preview annoucement for bf6

shows the upcoming content

they have some content plans im really happy about

[stark torrent]

can u share

[fast garden]

at the end of the month we get a new vehicle, new map, new gamemode, new sniper, carbine and sidearm, and some new attachments

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Romanian Spec Ops

Alo ?

[fast garden]

so special you dont know they exist

what the fuck is that thing

[stark torrent]

is that a portable minigun

[fast garden]

we also get red rebel in december

gg

[stark torrent]

king gg

Tarkov could never

in 1 month tarkov releases

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

Rorsch mk5 or something

[fast garden]

rorsch

thats the railgun from bf4

i member

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tyR5IveXzpE

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[fast garden]

man i love daily hallenges

week 2 challenges dropped

[stark torrent]

3500 xp is like a recon drone spam nowadays they need to scale with your level

[fast garden]

its shit that happens as you play so like

free extra xp

[stark torrent]

sir i only play recon

with an AR

i sit in a corner and kill people as i see them cross the map with the motion sensor

[fast garden]

this was worth it

so worth it

[wintry ridge]

This shit was actually fun in 2042

New gun that isn't just stat tweaked assault rifle

[stark torrent]

im sure a noob 1 tap sniper was extremely fun to play against

[fast garden]

charge weapon

in battlefield

interesting

[wintry ridge]

It was 1 tap if you could headshot

It was also an AR and shotgun iirc

[stark torrent]

weak , in bf6 you can bodyshot with the starter rifle

and u kill

ggs great design fuck the guy who thought of this

libtard peak is literally this

[wintry ridge]

If you can swap batteries

[fast garden]

im not gonna lie kinda dissapointed in the m1014

the pump shotty is a nuke gun

the m1014 kills if they are within 6m and then anything past that you do 12 dmg

[stark torrent]

yeah i think the pump with slugs

is like cancer i heard

[wintry ridge]

I still saw more people using the damn uhhh

[fast garden]

hm

[wintry ridge]

Whatever the bf4 one shot sniper was

[stark torrent]

Martini Henry my beloved

[fast garden]

waiter! waiter! more ak205 please

[wintry ridge]

Oh wait no it was a new one

Ntw20

The new phantom gun is pretty good too

[fast garden]

man the mortar is prob a hell of a lot better at its job when you have more than one

its ruthless on breakthrough defense

[stark torrent]

hop on

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-battlefield-battlefield-battlefield-6-bf-bf6-gif-15646940372475082726

[soft coral]

friendship with tarkov ended
now these retards play bf6

world is healing

[wintry ridge]

Kys

[soft coral]

you too

[cyan garnet]

mmmmm new battleslop

[fast garden]

first real bf game since 4

1 was good and i loved v

2042 ass

but ww1 and ww2 followed by garbage

i will say however

i would KILL someone to get the fleigerfaust or whatever the fuck it was from bfv rn

[fast garden]

Me omw to take an hour and not 15 minutes like I told iedy

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-what-are-you-gonna-do-mafia-mob-gif-16012659

at least its not because ur car stopped working

unless

[fast garden]

i realized i had to make a document then i got back home and realized there was no food

anyway back now

oh yeha car in shop again btw

or still in shop idk what i last told you

basically got it back a couple days ago and the key codes or somethign were fucked

[soft coral]

@native crypt vc?

[native crypt]

nah im chilling with bro rn

[viral egret]

@stark torrent wonder if someone could make a meme resembling this

but with nikita

i could

but badly

i tried

its the effort that counts

even if it looks worse than before

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll

[viral egret]

the What now

@stark torrent

same man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[keen sparrow]

Russian man farts in a plastic bag and proceeds to huff the aforementioned farts

[keen sparrow]

People asking me, “rex, you going to get bf6?”

Not knowing my ass has been getting burned by dice since 2006

No. No i’m not buying the shit game.

“Rex you going to roll around in piles of dogshit?”

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807249575141426/1185614017222422628/y-1.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/jiwon-park-jiwon-fromis-9-fromis-donkey-gif-27314556

[stark torrent]

HAHAH THE ELON COMMENT I CANT

[keen sparrow]

shits in own hand

WOW LOOK AT THIS THING I MADE, NOONES EVER MADE THIS BEFORE

https://tenor.com/view/-gif-4164619

PLEASE BUY MY SHIT AGAIN

ITS EVEN IN MY LAST NAME; “BUY-ANOV”

More like buyanothercopy

[fast garden]

jfc its been almost 20 years let it go rex

unc played BF2 and nothing else

god bless

we know they were good man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/geladeira-gif-15096243982773393017

[fast garden]

bf6 is very very good and the only complaints are maps not great, attachments are not very clear on what they do, snipers are a little strong, and thats about it

gun balance is just battlefield gun balance

[stark torrent]

and a few bugs

but yeah i mean it is fun af

[fast garden]

this is the most stable bf launch of all time ever

[stark torrent]

that last defense on Manhattan was your average black friday in the last Romanian market open

[wintry ridge]

People been saying this shit about every battlefield

Wahhhh bf3 ruined the series

[fast garden]

theres like the ammo box bug and the mario jump bug

[wintry ridge]

It's literally cod now

[fast garden]

literally frota

[wintry ridge]

Then the same for 4

[fast garden]

as someone who has played every bf since like bad company

[wintry ridge]

I forgot what the anger at 1 was about

[fast garden]

and my dad played the og ones on desktop

[fast garden]

literally just that it was ww1

"how do you even make a bf game with the shit in ww1"

[wintry ridge]

I know V was because of skin customization and the campaign and the vehicle upgrades

[fast garden]

they solved that by stretching what was really avaliable at the time to prototypes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-silencio-htlr-shh-gif-22299599

[fast garden]

V was originally the whole amputee with samurai sword and the dont like it dont buy it iirc

unless the last bit was 2042

[wintry ridge]

But once all the complainer tourists left people realized most of the complaining was pure nitpicking

[fast garden]

tbh BFV prob my most played one

[wintry ridge]

The real issue I think

[fast garden]

and i played lots of 4

[wintry ridge]

Everyone judges the launch version of the new game to the finished live service product if the last game

Of

[stark torrent]

no u right it was also the most disliked reddit post in history IIRC

ah no

it was EA but on Battlefront 2

fucking arabs have a lot of work ahead

[fast garden]

genuinely

lmao

[stark torrent]

The most disliked comment on Reddit is an official comment from the publisher Electronic Arts (EA) about the game Star Wars Battlefront II, which was the most downvoted comment in Reddit history as of early 2018. In response to player complaints about the game's "loot box" system and the high cost to unlock characters like Darth Vader, an EA representative responded that the system was designed to give players "a sense of pride and accomplishment". This comment received over 683,000 downvotes and led EA to remove the pay-to-win mechanics from the game.

[fast garden]

surely they can only make it better

oh god that one lmfao

[wintry ridge]

They're like

[stark torrent]

683k downvotes ahahaha

[wintry ridge]

Ea is 2bil in debt or something right

[fast garden]

more than people that bought the game kek