💣tarkov-released

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/genia-gif-4829126

[soft coral]

stepdad was a policeman
I found some old pics
its literally kolontay guard

[short cove]

Eastern Europeans, assemble

So how do I check if someone who done something while drunk, actually remembers it while being sober again.

[soft coral]

ask them retardf

is this your new cat?

[compact knoll]

no

no pets allowed here

[short cove]

Dawg I aint asking my father if hes fr w throwing me out of the house

Why does he look rendered

[compact knoll]

dawg just ask it

HE is the one in the fucked up position

becuase he said that shit while drunk

he will probably apologise a bunch

[short cove]

This fella did not experience the toxic parent situation in his life.

[fast garden]

im gonna softcore everywhere

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

https://x.com/Airwingmarine1/status/1975445757277749372

Airwingmarine (@Airwingmarine1)

I really think you should leave the Hard Core achievements in till 1.0 @nikgeneburn.

There are A LOT of people who are close and were expecting to have till 1.0 (Nov 15th) to get it done.

Most of these people got 80-90% of the way to Kappa and are just struggling with some of

X · Oct 7, 2025, 6:19 AM

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bebetwenty-gif-24481473

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[ancient marsh]

2.3% of players got to level 15 this wipe?

it's so fucking over.

[keen sparrow]

the 2.3% in question

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-green-screen-creem-garvy-discord-gif-21105824

thank god im not a tarkov player

[fast garden]

thought it was rag 2

[ancient marsh]

isnt that like lvl 17 or sth

it's not much better either

[fast garden]

yeah p much

2.3 is fucking nuts

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif

[fast garden]

lets assume that over half of accounts are also banned or havent played since before achivements were added too

[compact knoll]

the 2.3% who do 50% of the achivments

mhm

where was i

98% dont want to play the shitty hardcore wipe

[ancient marsh]

fbi statistics

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

The banned accounts, 50-60% if maybe a little bit more are also made the fuck up

So in reality the number is much smaller

[ancient marsh]

also inactive accounts

anyone on tarkov that can tell me how many players have the "die once" achievement?

[stark torrent]

45.4%

[fast garden]

go reserve

cheater with tagilla mask insta quick peek headshots me

says howdy partner

gg

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

marked

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-lick-licking-gif-1120995586170710369

[brittle sinew]

Achievement numbers are based on all accounts that exist, right?

[stark torrent]

idk

[brittle sinew]

Like even mine and my friend's accounts that haven't launched tarkov in years will be counted

[fast garden]

yes

yes they are

even banned accounts

[brittle sinew]

Of course

It'd be nice to see the number be based off how many logged into said wipe

[soft coral]

But how shit is this game

[hallow stream]

if you ask me the game has maybe 4k active players including cheaters at the moment

[wintry ridge]

Probably

I think they've made it paid on steam so not every player links their accounts and shows how little people actually play the game on steamdb

Also greed

That too

[fast garden]

current status

[short cove]

Now you can pick cases up?

Thought that sident work

[fast garden]

works now

[short cove]

Filling out a job application while playing tarkov is beyond devious work

[fast garden]

dude

read

its worse

filing for unemployment is like a job application for tarkov

[short cove]

I infact am lvl 11

[short cove]

Atleast you're gon be up like this mf next wipe

[soft coral]

mom was taking a turkish course online with a teacher and all
had a test and fucking google chrome translated the test for her

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1424917588349161643/19700121_0349_68e45eda4674819190e822f7789f89d4.mp4?ex=68e7abaa&is=68e65a2a&hm=f7d57d8f13ea9360bd0f62afbab4ae0c54aa7e3f9183bccbe1d43a63ceb9c4eb&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1424877581840289832/19700121_0349_68e433d7c4bc819184d2340952362d87.mp4?ex=68e78668&is=68e634e8&hm=6fe1798366f6660b72ae30836ac0472bbb3c4811966cca1377326f4eb9c1e278&

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

@native crypt go video games

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @soft coral

[ancient marsh]

@short cove

abi?

@fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Just wait till i tell you that this could be fixed in at-most 10 minutes.

Every backpack has a list of IDs of disallowed items

Just clear all the cases from that list

[short cove]

Tbh I don't think il hop on today

I have to chill out for today so I can hop on tmrw

[cyan garnet]

fuck this game

[viral egret]

@stark torrent coaie de unde scoate doctoru asa pastila

isotretinoinum ceva

pt acne

[fast garden]

abi is like

the first 10 hours are literally just

"tarkov would never"

and every single thing after that is the worst parts of tarkov rolled into every single raid

raid after raid

dogshit game

[ancient marsh]

i think we are just coping tbf

do remember this is how tarkov was as a new player

especially with unlocked flea

where you were a small dog with 0 game knowledge and a paca + sks

vs a big lion with altyn slick

we'll get there

[soft coral]

BRR BRR PATAPIM BRR BRR PATAPIM
CHIMPANZINI BANANINI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR

sorry

[ancient marsh]

remember when you disagreed with this statement

[soft coral]

oh lord

[keen sparrow]

LEAVE THE ZOOT SUIT CAT ALONE

[soft coral]

"YOURE REALLY A SHARP CARROT"

"what's jumpin' chick?"

[fast garden]

eh

tarkov was very different

i played solo and it was also my first real pc game

the things abi has up on tarkov is that its free, much easier to approach, and actually has some kind of onboarding with the bot lobbies and normal modes

and the QOL shit

but in terms of core gameplay and map design its worse in every aspect

[keen sparrow]

Eft practice mode to learn maps carried my ass hard

[fast garden]

ive played 4 maps that have all felt more or less the same

[fast garden]

tbh i always forget about this

[soft coral]

First time I played tarkov...man

those were dark times

[fast garden]

i was knife running shoreline jackets before sanitar was in the game

[soft coral]

this channel wasn't the same since

[keen sparrow]

You think i loaded into ground zero with people when it dropped? Fuuuuck no

Practice mode x5

[ancient marsh]

what map design is better in eft?

[soft coral]

I practiced woods and customs the most

[ancient marsh]

there's legit so many fucking disgusting places you can sit in

and overlook half the map

like

interchange is legit disgusting

so is streets

so is customs

so is shoreline

[fast garden]

both games have shit spawns

[keen sparrow]

Yes

[fast garden]

but the maps are far more interesting

[soft coral]

both games are dogwater
there its settled

[fast garden]

something about the ABI maps feel like battle royale maps

its like

POI

surrounded by trees and bushes

next poi

over and over

[keen sparrow]

Soooo woods

[soft coral]

WOOODS

[fast garden]

can you shut the fuck up

[soft coral]

COOOMMMSA

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[fast garden]

woods is first of all godlike

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

second of all the only other map like that in tarkov is shoreline

[keen sparrow]

Oh true

[fast garden]

streets is a city

customs is a lot of factory buildings and varied poi

factory is a big factory interior

labs

[keen sparrow]

Sterile hellscape

[fast garden]

lighthouse is cool on paper

every single map in abi feels like shoreline to me

[keen sparrow]

Damn, that bad huh?

[fast garden]

farm is like

different than that but worse

armor is even more arcadey bullshit

in tarkov you have a good chance of killing someone through their helmet even with slightly weaker ammo than the matching armor class

IE PS762 vs class 4

in this game i shoot a guy in the head 3 times and he doesnt even know im hitting him

shot another guy earlier deadass 20 times and xal still had to push and dump his mag in him too

also even on tarkov the trees on woods and shoreline do not obstruct your vision anywhere near as much as in ABI

theres so many fucking trees everywhere you cant see shit and it all blends together because of dogshit built in AA

and the chinesium game has a half second delay on literally everything you do

or that happens

[keen sparrow]

WHY TARKOV GOTTA BE THE ONLY GAME IN TOWN

BUTT FUCK

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-booty-warrior-i-likes-ya-i-want-ya-gif-7256881

[stark torrent]

Yeah also Loot is still inferior to Tarkov

Tarkov has a lot of junk but also uses a lot of it for barters , hideout etc

More fleshed out

[ancient marsh]

but we also havent played the forbidden zone gamemode either

we arent at the money level to pvp just yet

[fast garden]

it just doesnt feel good

[ancient marsh]

we just had a coupla deaths man

[fast garden]

imo

ive played it on like

4 seperate sessions now

several hours

i think as someone who has more than enough hours in tarkov i can formulate an opinion and also realize that unlocking the highest tier mode isnt gonna change anything

[stark torrent]

if anything it will make stuff harder cause we gonna run into a lot of sweats with 1 tap ammo and shit

14 min queue

Nikita fuck you

im going to bed

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

it was targeted towards rex

i love woods

[keen sparrow]

Go make love to a gun

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1421872048749150288/My_Video.gif

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1197742528481460378.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/window-meeting-bye-walkout-im-done-gif-14366322

[pseudo storm]

Now we just gotta find a gold mining outpost that hasn't been completely exhausted!

[keen sparrow]

HA

hahahahaha

Every man i know over the age of 60 is sitting on 40k-80k dollars worth of gold they prospected themselves, no pay dirt

“Gold is always going up rex, whatever “

Me:

It’s skyrocketing exponentially this year

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden lmfao

did you see that they didnt add the pickup in raid tag back to cases

so you cant remove em from marked room

[fast garden]

got fixed by the time i got on early this morning

[wintry ridge]

[native hull]

man is tarkov even worth playin at all

i got the standard edition

[wintry ridge]

Maybe this "softcore" wipe, I still think the game needs a lot more work done on it though

[stark torrent]

Very time consuming and not noob friendly at all

[native hull]

played it a few years ago, way before arena was even announced, think i played it in like 2022 or sum

i forgor

then arena came out and they did the whole "scam" thing with edge of darkness

and pve paywall :/

[cyan garnet]

No dogshit game save yourself

[golden thicket]

realistically you've got to expect to put 1,000 hours into it at least if you want to feel "competent"

But if you decide that's not realistic for you, there's always the SPT mod and you can tweak it to your liking

[native hull]

i mean i got incursion red river recently on steam

[keen sparrow]

ick

[native hull]

ey man not all of us can do tarkov lol

[golden thicket]

right, but you said you already bought the game
so if you want to be able to get your money worth without playing online or paying them for PVE, there you go

[keen sparrow]

Actual AI parameter in Bottypes btw

[native hull]

i had bought it couple years ago, idk might get back into it if smth good happens

[cyan garnet]

honestly tarkov is very fun to play with friends i usually duo or trio with some good mates and we have a laugh but solo is like unrelenting cock and ball torture

[native hull]

ik this aint the stalker channel but, me when i play gamma

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[golden thicket]

well they're dropping 1.0 in a month, and they're making the rest of this wipe "easier" for casuals by cranking up the loot a bit and making it so you can buy anything off the flea market, unsure how much of that is going to stick around for 1.0

[native hull]

also my stash size is booty with standard edition

[hollow patrol]

play arena breakout infinite instead

[native hull]

i do have that installed lmao

[cyan garnet]

just play shit chinesium copy

[fast garden]

i gave it a fair shot

[native hull]

played it a bit and it was actually decent, played it with friends for a trio

[fast garden]

but thats what it is

[hollow patrol]

skill issue tbh

[cyan garnet]

your skill issue that you can't hack tarkov?

[native hull]

kinda feels like bsg just dont know what to do with tarkov

[native hull]

another reason im hesitant to play tarkov again, the cheaters

[fast garden]

havent you said you havent played in years

[hollow patrol]

no skill issue tarkov isnt worth doing that on

[native hull]

yuh

its just been on my mind recently

[cyan garnet]

cope harder sir

[cyan garnet]

what servers do you play on

[fast garden]

its always these two points and not having played in ages

[native hull]

NA

[fast garden]

every time

[cyan garnet]

[native hull]

fair

[golden thicket]

yeah
legitimate reason
that was never the MAIN reason I stopped playing Tarkov on live but it was always one of the reasons

[fast garden]

holy trinity of returning tarkov player

[hollow patrol]

only way i will ever play tarky is spt

[keen sparrow]

Just play PVE SPT 4head

[native hull]

watched a video sometime last year of a guy walling and doing the "wiggle" and damn near everyone did it back

[cyan garnet]

timmy about to be jumpshotted by the sain GIGACHAD

[fast garden]

my favorite fake video

[native hull]

prolly better by now?

[keen sparrow]

for fucking real

IM BACK ON MY SHIIIIIIT

[golden thicket]

For me it was them imo going too far with restricting the flea
once you couldn't buy a lv4 armor or mid tier ammo like say 5.45 BP/BT

Hackers sucked but I never ran into so many that it ruined the experience tbh

[cyan garnet]

i wish so bad that i clipped when that happened

[native hull]

modded?

[cyan garnet]

simply outskilled

[keen sparrow]

103 mods

[native hull]

DAYUM

spt?

[keen sparrow]

and stuff you can't even download anymore

[fast garden]

it was good for a while but this wipe was so ass that the cheaters were most of the only people still dedicated to the game

[native hull]

i think thats the abreviation

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[fast garden]

1.0 should be a pretty fresh slate

[native hull]

my stash size is booty lol

[cyan garnet]

@fast garden opinion on softcore changes?

[cyan garnet]

have you considered letting killa stretch it

[native hull]

excuse me?

[fast garden]

i dont know why they had to market it as softcore it just kinda feels like endwipe shit all the same

yippie buffed loot

who cares

[short cove]

Dude, seriously run one reserve mag for players and one for bots, or in general run high pen ammo

[fast garden]

but some of the other things are kinda nice

[hollow patrol]

dude has the ancient technology

[golden thicket]

honestly, I might come back to try it out when 1.0 drops but for now I'm playing SPT

if I hop back on live, it's good practice. If I don't, I still have SPT

[fast garden]

the heavily reduced, not removed inertia is great

[keen sparrow]

AAAAAAA

[fast garden]

even still none of the shit feels really fresh

full open flea

but who cares

[cyan garnet]

i think it's to lure the timmies back because playerbase is at an alltime low

you know it's bad when i play on chinese servers and run into the same people all the time

[fast garden]

its no different than any endwipe shit in the past aside from it starting sooner

[fast garden]

yeah that sounds lame as shit

[short cove]

I think we seriously need a hideout or a crafting mechanic as like

[fast garden]

not doing that

im deleting the game actually

[short cove]

I do not want to see 8264 items that are only barters

[cyan garnet]

i wish i could craft a drone in my hideout to bomb bsgs studio

[short cove]

New abi players after realising that the game actually got just the weak points the 500 hour player talked about and it not being judt tarkov but better:

[fast garden]

i gave it a fair chance

nearly 21 hours

[cyan garnet]

you vill enjoy ze item bloat und you vill loot ze items

[fast garden]

but it feels like chinese mobile tarkov in all the worst ways

[keen sparrow]

Hot take: I think Streamer items should cycle per wipe

[short cove]

What level are you

[fast garden]

theres like a small handful of qol thats better

[fast garden]

genuinely irrelevant

[cyan garnet]

i watched like 3 videos of abi gameplay i thought it just looked like another shit tarkov copy but with distinct chinsium mobileshit flavour

[fast garden]

above 20

[short cove]

I want you to see farm fz

That shit

[cyan garnet]

chat kill this man

[short cove]

Is like the hellscape of the game

[fast garden]

we died to guy running thermal on farm

instantly got off and was my last match

[short cove]

Its like factory but EVERYONE is juiced asf

[cyan garnet]

you can sell your streamer item case on flea now i checked last night

RMT cucks are so up rn

[fast garden]

ha i never did the sub for that case

[short cove]

Average farm experience on mobile

[fast garden]

whatever game shit

im going to bed

[keen sparrow]

can you do this in abi?

[short cove]

For me the game genuinely lacks depth

Just like tarkov now does due to flea being unlocked

[cyan garnet]

unlocked flea is kinda fun i sold 5 altyns to the altyncucks for like 500,000 each lmfao

[cyan garnet]

unironically level 35 flea was great

[short cove]

Dude I am w 50 hours at lvl 11

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/skillissue-skill-issue-gif-22125481

[short cove]

Shut the fuck up its torment

[cyan garnet]

icl chat choosing to start playing with like 6 weeks left of wipe is diabolical and you've brought this torment upon yourself

[golden thicket]

never seen reshala pull all the way up to power station, might be SAIN mod tho

(he mouthfucked me)

[keen sparrow]

you got the lucky lucky .01% chance

[cyan garnet]

i wish there was spt mod to grab scavs and use them as a human shield

[keen sparrow]

SO

There almost was, lmao

There also was almost a mod for all the gadgets from Division 2

[stark torrent]

it was a bit too high , i think lvl 30 would have been ok

your average dude gets bored or drops the game by the time he gets to 35

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/understandable-have-nice-day-have-a-great-day-have-a-good-day-nice-gif-20850110

[cyan garnet]

so true i sometimes forget not all tarkov players are mentally ill like me

[stark torrent]

hell maybe even lvl 25 would have been ok , you need higher traders anyway for hideout and like mountains of money to upgrade it

[golden thicket]

given flea was basically useless for actually putting kits together, yeah

[wintry ridge]

Yeah no softcore kinda removes the progression beyond just doing quests for trader rep and item unlocks

The overweight limit change is nice tho

Same with marked rooms now that they hot fixed it

2 hastily changed features that never reaaally got the amount of polish they needed

[keen sparrow]

fucking loot pinata

[stark torrent]

i mean the weight stuff feels really good imo and it should be similar by default

actually gearing up and not being punished by everything is crazy

i thought about it , they should just fucking remove elite skills and make them maximum lvl 30 with the current xp gain, or keep them 51 but increase the Xp

[keen sparrow]

YES

omg 51 is too damn high

[stark torrent]

the core game shouldnt be around the fucking skills, it should be a buff , but not like a total mega change for the player lol

[keen sparrow]

I mean, weapon maint and metab are free but still

[stark torrent]

eh wep maint with the hardcore changes was impossible

because you couldnt get weapon kits reliably

from flea anyway

[keen sparrow]

better get ready to camp fence to pay way too much for broken trash

[stark torrent]

funny enough , the worst issue i had

was inventory space

[keen sparrow]

Like stash?

[stark torrent]

yeah , dont have space to buy 500 guns , keep 500 junk items for hideout and other gear and shit

[keen sparrow]

YES

omg, lol

[stark torrent]

in ABI you can fold bags and empty rig

[keen sparrow]

everytime i've tried Zero-Hero start in SPT, stash lvl 1 is the hardest part

you literally have to go play anything else while it's building level 2

[stark torrent]

see , thats the fun part, i have EoD + 14 lines from website

still 0 space this wipe

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[stark torrent]

cause they doubled the hideout items

[keen sparrow]

RIGHT

[stark torrent]

let me find my meta kit under all these wires and bolts

[keen sparrow]

Swear they hit the fattest blunt, write their first thoughts down, and implement all of the next day

[stark torrent]

no no , they are there i saw them

BurgerStateGames

they said they will release that hideout QoL to turn in hideout stuff similar to quests , 1 by 1

nah

but they doubled the hideout

Fucking FPV Drone yourselves

[keen sparrow]

It's been a mod for 3 months so it's on its way, don't worry

like 0/10 PSUs and you turn in 2 and it becomes 0/8 right?

that what they mean?

[stark torrent]

Yeah

But sir , you need 20 PSUs now

[keen sparrow]

It's been a mod, they're just translating it to english with translate.google rn

[stark torrent]

the total upgrade for Vents lvl 3 was like 180 smth slots , which was almost a whole junkbox space

for BTC it was 200 smth slots

more than a Junkbox

30 FANS

35 WIRES

20 PSUS

LORD

[keen sparrow]

It's a good thing SPT hub/Forge doesn't let client modders obfuscate their client code, otherwise live would never get QoL updates

I probably ought to chill on the cynicism, it's probably getting annoying

[golden thicket]

I remember the last time I hit fortress on customs on live
it wasn't long after they added the roaming rogue bosses and I had no gear, I got absolutely demolished by them
same rogue bosses just annihilated me on spt, but now thanks to SAIN they're also relentless

[keen sparrow]

Hot Take: I miss Bloodhounds.

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-christian-bale-business-gif-13484994

this guy is a stroker

[keen sparrow]

to make matters worse, they're from a Final Fantasy 14 Discord

[hollow patrol]

hog cranker

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

giga-jorker

[wintry ridge]

It's been requested by players for 4 years don't worry

[short cove]

Tbh the game bends me over so bad at lvl 11 I dont even wanna do it tbh

[stark torrent]

as i said you did pick the worst wipe and time to play it

[short cove]

Thing is now traders are tbh completely useless imo since the market also got it

Well sure they got better prices but why should i push peacekeeper lvl 4 if I can buy my shit just off market

[short cove]

I was confused as it dident work in tarkov

I thought I was kinda retarded but its jus tarkov

[keen sparrow]

You know there's a breed of SPT player that enjoys the no-flea garbage grind from level 1-15? WTT is even going to implement no-flea, and the only way to get it is to get like.. "minutes" cards that you redeem to unlock the flea for 5 IRL minutes.

[short cove]

Tbh I like the concept of using what you find

Like eft done that kinda for me now

Just

I dont get the weapons for my ammo

Like I love 300blk as a irl concept gun

Mcx canebreak my beloved

However I legit can not get a 300blk gun

Hardstop

[keen sparrow]

so for those that like 'use what you find', i know a game for you

it's called GAMMA

Call me crazy but didn't Hall of Fame bonus used to scale with item value too? not just dog tag levels?

[stark torrent]

no

too much coding

and only opposite faction dogtags work

[keen sparrow]

this is so aids

[stark torrent]

this is how it should have been

[keen sparrow]

I loved being able to put streamer items on it and the bonus went brrrrrrr

[short cove]

No 300blk, no nice dmrs until late game and once you get sr25 its ggs also no real modding

It is broad but not really deep

[keen sparrow]

yeah, true

The only way i have fun in GAMMA anymore is going Monolith on the highest difficulties. I then preceed to die every 10 minutes

[short cove]

I done really 1 gamma run

And i love 9x39

But God ts does not fly w 340m/s

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

Also there's like 3 viable weapons for it

[short cove]

Holy

[short cove]

Vss

As val

Rd939

And if you ever seen my server nick

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[short cove]

I think the rd939 isent really worth the hustle

[short cove]

What's that

[keen sparrow]

The fuckin Fischer

lol

Glonck suppressor

[short cove]

Also i dont wanna reinstall the game because this whole server will be like:

[keen sparrow]

[short cove]

And just move on

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[short cove]

Stop cheating please

[keen sparrow]

K i can leave lighthouse now

[short cove]

Lighthouse le good

[keen sparrow]

It's one of those competitor rooms or whatever tf

Leon i think?

found 2 LedXs right next to each other in Voron's once

[ancient marsh]

bosh

[stark torrent]

At lvl 30 you unlock Streets of London map

[cyan garnet]

An unpredicted level of macohism

[keen sparrow]

I missed this. So true.

This is the only not annoying channel here.

[short cove]

U and Iedy still breaking out of the arena for infinity?

[ancient marsh]

no i just woke up

[short cove]

Like dawg

U got a 27 step instalation guide

[keen sparrow]

Noone here can just say "I don't know" or keep their fucking mouth shut.

[short cove]

And you need to install like 4 different files off the Web and unpack like 7 things

[keen sparrow]

I legit got more help out of ChatGPT with GAMMA animscript errors than i ever have here

[short cove]

Like dude I do not fucking know how to do shit what the fuck do you mean read the script, THE SCRIPT SKIPS MY ISSUE

And then they hit you w this

[short cove]

I mean in general

Or if you and he is going down the negotiator route

[short cove]

Btw is port on abi yet?

[short cove]

Also how good is the loot on ld and on fz

Like tbh abm fz loot is like abi normal loot

[cyan garnet]

Newbies chat is a special kind of retardation

[short cove]

Like i know I have to go there

I just dont wanna

[short cove]

Bro is sewage maxing

[short cove]

That is fz or like what?

Good deal?

[stark torrent]

I guess, the gun overheats after 1 mag so its not great vs squads

[ancient marsh]

bad gun

[ancient marsh]

no it is valley scav

[short cove]

Dosent it shoot 9x39?

[short cove]

Dawg I got a sub 2 kd

I am not great vs squads either

[short cove]

Dksent 9x39 in general got that issue?

[wintry ridge]

Also yeah traders deals are just worthless compared to spending rubles on flea

They really really need to make that shit at most 80% of the flea cost if they're gonna give it a barter item trade

At least thermals are cheaper

[wintry ridge]

Or do something really cool and make it so using FIR items in your barter deals count as like, 1.5 of the item it needs

Get a bonus for scrounging D batteries in raid as a poor fella instead of just buying em off flea

[golden thicket]

so far that's 3 customs raids in spt
all of them I got run down and killed by bosses

I didn't think they spawned that often bro

[keen sparrow]

Goons wasn't it

I STG this patch they can hear your heartbeat from Big Red.

[golden thicket]

goons yep
well first one was reshala that went all the way from new gas to power station to fuck me
guess I have to wait until they go to their next map zone

[keen sparrow]

lol

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/2210/live-like-boss-spawn-chances

Use this

those fucks will hear you throw a nade at Tunnel and run from weather station to you

it's retarded this patch

tl;dr this mod makes them spawn less when your level is low and it scales up as you level up

I was literally only dying to goons on crustoms and shoreline until i installed that

Based bot helmet

[golden thicket]

funny you mention
cause I got the warehouse 4 spawn over by zb-1011 or whatever
immediately heard a firefight, figured it was AI pmcs which I haven't seen much of yet
domed one, then fucking big pipe came around the corner

[keen sparrow]

yeah, they're hyper aggressive in 3.11

to a fault

you can bait them by tossing garbage grenades in an open field, then run away and snipe them from a vantage point

it's fucking stupid

[keen sparrow]

I'm sorry to link you a mod literally every other time you mention SPT, but there's a reason i run 103 mods, lol

[cyan garnet]

The goons when you breath within a square km of them

https://tenor.com/view/track-him-find-him-kill-him-barney-ross-sylvester-stallone-the-expendables-2-track-him-down-and-murder-him-gif-16713994250581614561

[keen sparrow]

you do an ALT+T mag check and they know where you live, your mother lives, your social security number, bloodtype, what colour panties you're wearing

[cyan garnet]

I didnt know tagilla played for the nba when he's not in tarkov

This mf just threw a grenade from postman pat THROUGH the window of med office exploded at my feet

Simply outskilled

Gg king

[golden thicket]

what's crazy is I'm pretty sure I'd have accomplished more by now on live lmao

finally got ganked by regular PMCs on my way to get jaeger's note
I have lost 100% of my starting gear and haven't even gotten that far yet bro

[cyan garnet]

If you open your inventory knight knows what you had for breakfast and can hear the piss running down your leg

[keen sparrow]

I've covert movement slow walked behind Birdeye, and then hit X to change my firemode, he 180 noscoped me

i shit you not

[cyan garnet]

Me and the boys when we see a level 6 trying to find jaegers note:

https://tenor.com/view/imjjustamirror-nalakinators-gif-24344767

[golden thicket]

basically
but these were AI (they worked better as a team than most actual teams I've seen)

[keen sparrow]

BROOOOOOO when they added the snow lmao

[cyan garnet]

Simply outskilled ggs

Did you know knights mask also works similar to a predator mask but only for him

https://tenor.com/view/fart-thermal-vision-gif-15269211

Knights pov of me on the cliff over scav village from wtp

[keen sparrow]

My 32 year old ass every morning

all the frothy dad piss

[cyan garnet]

Is there a spt that makes your pmc need to piss

Lmfao

That would be top tier

[golden thicket]

me but 27 and I can't actually stand and piss in the morning because of oab syndrome

[cyan garnet]

Bro has revealed his unc status

(Im 28 soon)

[keen sparrow]

not yet

[short cove]

I think x2 would be better

But what is the deal w 1 item barters then?

[cyan garnet]

Killing killa then pissing on him out the front of brutal

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970111764127694908/1404976585844588696/Screenshot_2025-08-12_175257.png?ex=68e84b69&is=68e6f9e9&hm=e3fcf90b17d6d2baab67ff8a640153dff02cb53c3de687313cfc202947f58833&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=928&height=958

The bullets were tiny red lipsticks. and it did hentai moans when you reloaded it.

[hollow patrol]

i think you should be killed with hammers

[cyan garnet]

If i went to the death screen and saw a mf holding this and the next screen said 1 headshot with 9x19 pbp i would uninstall

[keen sparrow]

never heard that before

[cyan garnet]

[hollow patrol]

the fucking roblox waifu

[keen sparrow]

I am destroying this game, piece by piece

[cyan garnet]

I would unironicaly use this

[keen sparrow]

there's a bunch

[wintry ridge]

Smh literally stolen ideas

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-you-stupid-man-shouting-mask-you-stupid-fucking-chud-gif-15990749296930119037

[hollow patrol]

STREAM YOUR SUICIDE

[wintry ridge]

Don't u know phantom forces came up with the idea way earlier

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

It's almost like that's why SamSWAT put the Roblox waifu there

hmmmm weird

[wintry ridge]

Idk seems a bit hypocritical innit

[keen sparrow]

k, i'm backporting this now.

it'll match my backpack

[wintry ridge]

When is BSG gonna add anime skins as 50$ dlc and have people complain that it's ripping off the mods

[keen sparrow]

you're still on about that hm?

[wintry ridge]

No I just think it's silly

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

[keen sparrow]

I could probably have Cj decompile BSG's binaries, and go grab the source code to Realism, show you that the weapon bracing code is 1:1 stolen from a mod, and you'd still have something to say

[wintry ridge]

Nah because that would be substantial evidence

Not just claims that they're ripping off general concepts for QoL changes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-robert-baratheon-game-of-thrones-gif-2379141150278166701

[wintry ridge]

It's have to be completely knockoff tho, not like what they were accusing ABI of doing with their m4 model or whatever gun it was

[keen sparrow]

Modelers are getting so good at guns that i think it's kinda silly to say someone "stole a model" like that

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

Thing just is that its smart to integrate something that is already there and working better than the main product

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[vivid dawn]

Its sad that a Jason basement hall made it in his free time and csnt do anything against it

But from a logical standpoint,very smart

[vivid dawn]

Bulgarian pizza hugger

[soft coral]

easily one of hte hardest cartoon intros

[keen sparrow]

ragebait

I love seeing people sperg out over weeb shit

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1425199076034609388/kill_you.webm?ex=68e8b1d2&is=68e76052&hm=b1f1af604528ad8218f403f1d5e095ecf08c7f93774275967769861321333606&

[wintry ridge]

Same with the kukri

They're literally real objects

If you have the scale right, there's no shit they look basically identical

[short cove]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh I got one mf of mine that plays abi too (idk is he still does but he played it 2 weeks ago and played tons of abm) should I try to get him here? He's a tv main btw

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273885183610716201/1284424802190229504/arwy0kku8nod1.gif

[short cove]

Is the only real way to get trader rep in eft quests?

And ofc dailies

Like it feels so cancer tk do them

And after like 27 quests unlocking one new trader level

[ancient marsh]

it's the only way aside from buying better editions

[short cove]

Bruh a 300blk mcx upper costs 120k

[soft coral]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[short cove]

Tark kinda p2w

Btw its a lil cray how unemployed you are

Playing before uni and after uni goes crazy

[ancient marsh]

back to the wagie cagie

[hollow patrol]

does this mean they want you to kill him 20 times

[cyan garnet]

yes

[keen sparrow]

aids task is aids

[cyan garnet]

dogshit game is dogshit

[keen sparrow]

you know what?

I think you're right

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144610907415138344/1425541699857551502/Screenshot_2025-10-08_021049.png?ex=68e89f6a&is=68e74dea&hm=e57a4c670c01c51d4c24f6de7a8456d6b9567bdabd9826f4592453a3182ea59d&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[keen sparrow]

I think it's bullshit you don't get Perception XP for disarming tripwires

[short cove]

When do I get better at tarkov

Like in ab I think i am pretty decent

Can I upgrade hideout w items from flea?

[cyan garnet]

1000 hours or so

don't expect to become decent in your first wipe

[cyan garnet]

yes

spammed 5 night factory raids with my friend there was only 1 other person in 3 of them lmfao

nice job with softcore to bring back players nikita you retard

[short cove]

Dawg I really should hop on rn

But 9 hours till I could

[cyan garnet]

i'm playing on chinese servers

[cyan garnet]

i mean now flea is unrestricted there is no reason not to use m80 every raid you should be able to shred people

[short cove]

The issue isent combat itself really

Its mostly tracking and finding players without getting pushed myself

Like in ab everyone is pushing like its 1944

In tarkov everyone has a tent a camping cooker and 400 units of food and water

[cyan garnet]

map knowledge

comes with time

and increased mental illness

[short cove]

I played so much gz

Still i cant really find people

However in ab I am balling

https://youtube.com/shorts/PzjFNjlctmA?si=9JcSQXHZJ4_hRotN

Is this the woods experience?

[cyan garnet]

Ground zero has potentially the worst spawns of all time

Just rush tbem straight away

And ggs if you got a bad one

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9liL-5JRYnI&list=RD9liL-5JRYnI&start_radio=1

[hollow patrol]

kill nikita

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gfl2-guns-loading-pull-the-bolt-cycle-gif-5446196771550912912

[short cove]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent what map do yall main a map or smth?

[hollow patrol]

every day i thank god for not making women real

[short cove]

Also same w calibers

[hollow patrol]

i tink 762x51 is pretty cool

[cyan garnet]

so true

[cyan garnet]

7.62x51 is the best caliber

[hollow patrol]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[short cove]

I mean in abi

[short cove]

Tbh I think in abi either 762 51 or 9x39

[hollow patrol]

also in abi

[short cove]

Dawg 9x39 got like

556 recoil

But 762 39 performance

And 9mm rpm

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[keen sparrow]

three oh hate, my beloved

[cyan garnet]

guns overheat after 1 mag

[hollow patrol]

get blackout drunk on the highway

[keen sparrow]

go die in a housefire

[short cove]

Abi

[cyan garnet]

sr3m is cool until you gotta fight more then 1 person

[cyan garnet]

idk i don't play chinesium slop only russian slop

[short cove]

Bruh I am talking abi, there's no sr3m, there also isent any overheating

[hollow patrol]

go suck on a car exhaust

[short cove]

Nor jams

[keen sparrow]

suck your dad

[soft coral]

damn so true

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/minging-meme-funny-calypso-british-gif-25770406

[keen sparrow]

OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE LMAO

[cyan garnet]

no jams?

[keen sparrow]

YES

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

what did I do?

[keen sparrow]

keep bein you king

[short cove]

No jams

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-amy-and-rosa-secret-handshake-handshake-bffs-gif-21715334

[short cove]

Not even jam

[hollow patrol]

no gun durability or wharrever

[soft coral]

I try

[short cove]

It is a blessing

Sadly you can buy full guns in abi

In abm you could just sell full meta guns

As one piece

Taking one slot

[hollow patrol]

but 1 gunfight and your armor disappears

[short cove]

Rel

But high tier ammo carries so bad

[cyan garnet]

actual mobileshit tier

[viral egret]

@stark torrent crezi ca pot sa ma rog de diriga sa ma puna langa o fata care ii place de mine

[short cove]

9x39 sp6 in a vss

20rnd mag

Or 30

[stark torrent]

asta cere voie

[hollow patrol]

muta-te si roagate ca nu vede

[stark torrent]

E liceu boss muta te si pe fereastra daca vrei

[short cove]

This mf when you dont have to do surgery to stop your internal bleeding after tripping

Or not loosing your legs and crawling when stepping in a mine

[viral egret]

a dat unu sa se arunce deja

tre sa fac cumva sa ramana fara colega ea

sa anexez scaunu de langa ea

[stark torrent]

Clasa 9 este boboc

Din a 10 a deja chiulesti de rupi

Eu in a 9 a am avut 7 absente tot anul

In a 10 a am avut 46

[viral egret]

am 5 absente deja

ca mam aflat la ghencea de 2 ori

si odata in alt sector

[hollow patrol]

nu uita de chiulește întreaga clasă la odată

[viral egret]

asa au facut astia la chimie

[hollow patrol]

vine profu și e pustie clasa

[viral egret]

anu trecut

eu nu eram ca

eram bolnav

sa panicat aia de chimie

[short cove]

The humble t5 when I shoot at him:

[hollow patrol]

i wish they would keep the tdm/gungame events active more

in abi

the gungame legit lasted like 1 weekend

but it was fire

[short cove]

I wish they actually would add more weapons

Like 9x39

Got like 2 guns

Give me 4 or smth

[hollow patrol]

the only gun i care about is the fal

[short cove]

I want my whole ass squad to run 9x39

[hollow patrol]

i want that one really fire skin for the fal

the hunter one

has like physical camo on it and shit

[short cove]

You better not say anything like that around mobile players

Fal is sickness there

Mfs running sbfs in every map

Jyst pushing w m61

[hollow patrol]

i just like the fal as a gun

[short cove]

And like 50rnders

[hollow patrol]

and the fiveseven too but noone touches pistols in this game

[short cove]

The deagle and 5.7 along w g18c are the only ones that make sense to run as of noww

On mobile we got that kel tec 50rnd 5.7 pistol as full auto

Its good

[hollow patrol]

scav it with a tokarev

meet an ai pmc and get killed because your bullets literally cant penetrate his armor

[short cove]

What thar

[hollow patrol]

tt18

[short cove]

What thar

762 25 is so ass

[hollow patrol]

the um

uh

uurr

yeah i think that was the caliber of it

this guy speaks in calibers not gun names

you know the shitty pistols scavs sometimes spawn with @short cove

[short cove]

I speak in gun names for known guns and calibers

Or optic

[short cove]

All weapons except ak102, p90, fal and scar scavs spawn w is ass

Sometimes m4

[hollow patrol]

yeah but like the pistols in particular

they have deagles sometimes but not deagles

[short cove]

In this game too

The caliber makes the damage

Not the weapon

But the weapons rpm can turn around if it makes sense to run or nah

Vec 45 goes hard

Every 762 25 smg does not

[keen sparrow]

fucking bot loadouts bro

[hollow patrol]

lowkey vector 9mm with ap 6.3 aint even bad unless you get jumped by a full gear player

[short cove]

The 9mm vecs advantage is 7n31

And dumdum

If you run it w t3

Youre doing it wrong

Unless 6.3 ap is so great compared to 45 ap price wise

Since vec 45 got better stats across the board

[short cove]

Thats also why 50rnders are great

They cost, yes

Ammo also costs, yes

But like 50 rounds is so godless

Like a tarker wont comprehend 50rnd 9x39 vss mags

[viral egret]

4d crash simulation

[keen sparrow]

I hate that.

[viral egret]

its mainly to teach u to not be a retard on the road

so u dont die in 15 minutes

[keen sparrow]

*not to ride a motorcycle

[viral egret]

wont stop me

[cyan garnet]

The other day a rouge headshot my friend then i got him i pick up his MPX and this motherfucker DIDN'T EVEN HAVE A SIGHT

[keen sparrow]

'bot loadout'

[cyan garnet]

One shot headtapped by elite gamer with just the rail

Ggs simply outskilled

[ancient marsh]

On EFT or what

[short cove]

Abi and eft

[ancient marsh]

On EFT probably woods, on abi I haven't decided yet cause I haven't played enough

[short cove]

I think farm tbh is great

[ancient marsh]

It feels a bit cramped and spawns are too close

I played Northridge today for one SCAV

Its really big

We should try it tonight

[short cove]

I know nr quite alright

I could help out w getting around n stuff

The hot-spot is in the north btw

And electrician key thing is kinda not worth it if its still a one use key

But in general I can show you around n stuff

[hollow patrol]

no idea what drops keys in abi ngl

[soft coral]

https://www.twitch.tv/woodskov lemme plug the stream yo @short cove @keen sparrow @cyan garnet

[short cove]

Dawg I am at work

Is your ass fr laughing

Unemployed ahh

[soft coral]

well rexana is

blame him

[keen sparrow]

How tf this dude got more followers than me, wtf

[soft coral]

I've had this channel for a while

gone through many games

[hollow patrol]

we love ivan

[keen sparrow]

My mind is being blown rn

[ancient marsh]

How about you plug sth else buddy

[soft coral]

stfu

[short cove]

When abi

When tark

When my furry neighbour

When lost light

[soft coral]

SHUT IT

I wanna do gamma streams and chill

go talk in the twitch chat apes

[cyan garnet]

why no v tuber avatar

[keen sparrow]

fr

get cute already Ivan

[hollow patrol]

lets fundraise a voice changer for Ivan

[keen sparrow]

I can help him set up an AI one for free

[cyan garnet]

i'll follow you but i'm not subbing cause i'll never spend money on twitch

good luck king

[keen sparrow]

all he needs is more than 16 GBs of RAM and VB cable

[hollow patrol]

[short cove]

I dont even got a twitch acc

[short cove]

Also fr why r u running scav, it got like no advantage except scavs dont shoot first

And you kick off w a 3k weapon

[ancient marsh]

Cause its free money a

Also I lied I did a deagle run

I forgot

[short cove]

But pmc w da .44 lever

[hollow patrol]

you cant even scav it on anything over valley

[short cove]

Farm

[hollow patrol]

northridge armory and tv station arent scavable

[short cove]

Nr aint??

[hollow patrol]

check rn

you cant

[ancient marsh]

No its lockdown at least

[keen sparrow]

Which voice would Ivan use

[ancient marsh]

Cant even normal run

[hollow patrol]

trump

[ancient marsh]

Last 2 options is prison

[short cove]

Which is the most fruity sounding

[ancient marsh]

That would be no changer

[short cove]

Dang

[hollow patrol]

gaeeee

[keen sparrow]

There's a site.. i should find it

These are my others

https://voice-models.com

[hollow patrol]

liberal voicechanger

[keen sparrow]

172,541 different models

[hollow patrol]

loserr

[keen sparrow]

It's a very powerful tool. you can call people as Joe Biden if you wanted to.

[hollow patrol]

loserrf

looossseeeeerrr

[keen sparrow]

you're fucking retarded, lmao

https://tenor.com/view/lololol-laugh-laugh-loud-laughing-cute-gif-17904563824799534351

[hollow patrol]

i prefer the term alpha male

you betas dont get it
...

[cyan garnet]

far right

[keen sparrow]

AYO

[soft coral]

sir wtf

restrain yourself

[cyan garnet]

his vtube avatar should be benjamin netanyahu

[cyan garnet]

lmfao i didn't even see this message great minds think alike

[native crypt]

Get him a key bind to make it do Gangnam style

[cyan garnet]

xi jinging avatar

[ancient marsh]

Yooo

[cyan garnet]

1 sub = 10 social credit points

[keen sparrow]

okay oaky okay

Ivan said he wants a Tom in a Zoot Suit V-tuber model

[ancient marsh]

With this voice changer Ivan can ask for donations more effectively

[keen sparrow]

and i guess he's voice-changer-ing to Bibi netanyahu

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

HE IS NOT HAPPY ABOUT BIBI VOICE LMAO

oh man, my body hurts from laughing

Thanks Twitch

Just what i needed.

[short cove]

Makes tarkov players reek less

[keen sparrow]

It's for leaky pussy

[cyan garnet]

tarkov diapers: essential for all kappa grinders

[keen sparrow]

It's not deodorant

[soft coral]

what the fuck

rexane getting leaky from the stream

I have that effect on people

[cyan garnet]

drop the link @keen sparrow

i'll follow u

[keen sparrow]

https://www.twitch.tv/therealrexana

I ain't streamed in a while bro, imma be honest whitchu

[cyan garnet]

bros got the catears headphones

[keen sparrow]

at all surprised?

[cyan garnet]

no tbh

[keen sparrow]

SPT has another fuckin space-gun from CoD now

[cyan garnet]

space marine bolter in spt when

[keen sparrow]

perfect optic/irons for this abomination.

They even did the inspect animation

[short cove]

Istg

Abis only issue imo is the non existent market lock and the few guns that are usable

[cyan garnet]

also its chineseium mobileshit quality

[keen sparrow]

Ivan will always say fuck tarkov, yeahnah will always say fuck abi

[cyan garnet]

so true

If youre gonna play a abysmally dogshit extraction shooter might as well play the better one

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow shiee thank for joining man

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/marilyn-monroe-hey-hello-hi-wave-gif-5090148

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

Tarkov queue times

He's playing megabonk while queuing

[fast garden]

megabonk cannot be any good man

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet ty for follow too

[cyan garnet]

allg big dog

[ancient marsh]

So much negativity in chat

Autumn weather really weighing on you guys

[fast garden]

ive played so many survivors likes

they just melt my brain

[soft coral]

could build my auidence back up again with some determination and consistency ngl @keen sparrow

cuz i see on gamma people tend to join and stick around theres potential

[ancient marsh]

Inb4 you start to ragequit when you die once in gamma as well as tarkov

[soft coral]

yeah no

i quicksave often

[hollow patrol]

this is a skill learned not taught

[stark torrent]

Bro was born the day BF 6 Launched

[hollow patrol]

he gave birth? congrats

[ancient marsh]

Bro tarkov queue times are crazy

[stark torrent]

yes they are , i tried to find a factory scav for 5 minutes

and i gave up went to eat

[ancient marsh]

Does anyone know if his birth was streamed?

I have a prime sub

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[ancient marsh]

Abi could never

[stark torrent]

yesterday i had to actually join a video conference for work to teach us how to use the new grade app for our school

unfortuantely i was camping in Pretty Lights with @fast garden when that video occured

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

i had to come up with an excuse as of why i wasnt present