💣tarkov-released

[short cove]

Fal in mobile

Legit is not controlable

Like

[short cove]

Nahah

[ancient marsh]

well this isnt mobile

a fal with no mods is entirely viable

just a sight

[short cove]

Low recoil = high felt recoil

[ancient marsh]

unironically

[ancient marsh]

i'm talking about actually shooting it and feeling it

[fast garden]

yeah the fal is a laser

[short cove]

Tf they do w the fal

How's the mk14 performing?

[ancient marsh]

feels like a more expensive fal

like its not bad

[short cove]

Tbh then I think fal it is for tmrw

[ancient marsh]

but its not worth the price imo

[short cove]

Mk14 generally is like at about 70 acc iirc and 110-130 range which makes a big diff

Also you can make it end up at a lot better stats

Its like a guchi weapon

Imagine rd939

Just a glorified as val

Also still

Ts w 4 a man would go so hard

Just 4 musket men w no sights, balling it

[ancient marsh]

i mean it's not unviable

it's basically a middleground of a bolt action and a semi auto

[short cove]

I am just tryna push it for the goof

Like

What will you do if you're like in valley

Pull up to push a ridge

And just see 4 people standing straight

Adsing down

And just lighting you up in 0.5 seconds while shouting like musket men over open mic

[keen sparrow]

That’s a B&T suppressor

Lmao

[ancient marsh]

Thanks for notifying at 2 am as I was falling asleep

[keen sparrow]

Oh always

[native crypt]

no problem

[keen sparrow]

Nice to see an extraction shooter add some gucci parts

Imagine your suppressor costing more than your optic, lol

what the fuck is this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/N_HGVAKBjHg

chat, is this ancient news? was this short found with the dead sea scrolls?

[fast garden]

this was start of this hardcore wipe

bug was patched as i got on

[keen sparrow]

awwww

[wintry ridge]

Yeah like

If you see a guide to a glitch that helps players at all

Expect it to be fixed within a week

[fast garden]

3 days for something of this severity

[surreal stirrup]

me staring at this

realizing his body is at tarcone

regret

[keen sparrow]

dumbass loot pinata

[surreal stirrup]

oh hey

can i ask for that mod which makes their body move

that would be very nice to have

[keen sparrow]

honestly? i don't even know anymore

[keen sparrow]

here's all my mods

[surreal stirrup]

thank you

[keen sparrow]

I'm sorry i couldn't be more help. Whatever it was i must've installed months ago. I run 103 mods so remembering which one isn't in me right now

[fast garden]

God bless discord embed mp4 files

Won’t play on pc and loads at a snails pace on mobile

[keen sparrow]

And i'm running a 4K monitor, so the file's probably 400 fucking MBs

for a 30 second video

[glacial haven]

I have had that issue since months now, I just kinda don't watch that shit anymore if it doesn't load

[glacial haven]

Nah, it literally just won't play anything, there is some videos that play seamlessly while being 200mb and then a 5mb video cripples the playback entirely

Idk what they did but they somehow fucked the chromium video playback entirely

[fast garden]

I did actually figure out why they don’t work and it’s if you have discord hardware acceleration turned off

But like, I’m not turning that on to play mp4 files

[glacial haven]

I have it on, that's the issue

[fast garden]

Oh I said it wrong yes

[glacial haven]

So it's due to hardware acceleration being on, not due to it being off?

[fast garden]

I don’t remember anymore

I think you have to have the setting on to play the videos

[glacial haven]

Yeah not worth experimenting with lmao

[fast garden]

But I’m not at my pc atm so

[glacial haven]

It works in my fucking browser, I don't get why it can't work here

Like if I play it back via some online embed player, it works

[fast garden]

It’s just a single user setting

[glacial haven]

But the moment I use Discord, it just dies a miserable death

[fast garden]

Discord is retarded, so there’s that

Largest social platform primarily for gaming and we can’t play one of the most common video files

[glacial haven]

Which they don't even manage themselves, the video playback is literally handled by chromium, I don't know how they fucked it up that hard

It's really impressive honestly

Could be worse, at least you can redeem those 5000 orbs for all of your private information by downloading some weird ai browser

[short cove]

Well your nitro should carry it

[keen sparrow]

Nitro is all but useless

best part is being able to

[keen sparrow]

Streets literally closed Discord

Being able to use emotes from other servers. Literally the only reason to get nitro

500MB file limit is a joke

[short cove]

I dont trust any browser that features ai since perplexity was like "our goal is to make hyper personalised ads"

Like

Dawg

I dont want you to recommend me stuff based on how long I sat on the shitter for

[cyan garnet]

I play so much tarkov ai has started to suggest cock and ball torture device ads to me

[short cove]

I am not sure if your capping or not but I would tend to believe you

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1OgLQdSMi9a7fZOqV96veS?si=Kju3NRSsRYqGh6o2F-BpcA

[short cove]

The nefarious bridgespam

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @cyan garnet @keen sparrow @fast garden

wake up
depression

[compact knoll]

Yeah its fucked up for me on the phone

Completely fine on pc

I think i have hardware acceleration off

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @short cove are we deadass 🥀

deke barter

[short cove]

Most meta gun tbh

But expensive ye

A kitted sj16 costs the same

[stark torrent]

Sir please, we can barely handle ivan bullshit spam here

We cant have clash royale

[short cove]

Who's ivan

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Welcome back Ivan

[ancient marsh]

[short cove]

Can you check aek, ace and ak74n price for me?

I kinda need comparison for what makes sense to buy

[ancient marsh]

i dont have aek unlocked

[short cove]

Ace might be our way to go

762 39 sup costs 19k iirc

So 80k for a supped up to t5 gun w full auto

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @stark torrent i fr dont know who Ivan is please tell me, I beg 🙏

[ancient marsh]

it's a critter that sometimes spawns in this chat to either type "tarkov sucks ass" or to post something completely unrelated to tarkov

[keen sparrow]

ivan bullshit spam is the best

[keen sparrow]

holy fuck iedy wasn't joking, LMAO

[short cove]

Is it a blue or ourple name?

[ancient marsh]

idk purple i think

here he comes

[soft coral]

надявам се майка ти на ръждив пирон да седне
циганин да я наебе краста на путката да получи ЕЙ

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral do an autism

there he goes

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-20380596

[ancient marsh]

[keen sparrow]

HOLY FUCK

[soft coral]

for legal reasons do not translate what I said

[keen sparrow]

poetry brother

[soft coral]

I come from balkan I can be very brutal if I want to

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-james-doakes-erik-king-stare-staring-gif-11659851580373242545

[soft coral]

but I choose not to

[ancient marsh]

she does WHAT with a rusty nail?

[soft coral]

nothing nothing

don't worry about it man

he is a mod after all I don't wanna go all out

[soft coral]

are you a child or what

[ancient marsh]

why you say that

[soft coral]

dunno

[keen sparrow]

Ivan is your weather grey today?

[soft coral]

Kys

[soft coral]

absolutely

theres two and a half colors outside

[keen sparrow]

awww

man's just needs a little sunshine, that's all

[soft coral]

fuck the sunshine

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

@short cove @stark torrent @fast garden btw im wrong there IS a face hitbox and helmets dont cover it, you need actual face shields

tested in firing range

[soft coral]

only thing missing is some bloodsuckers and chimeras and the fit is complete

[short cove]

Ahhhh, thanks

[soft coral]

gotta go buy monsert

[short cove]

Why you think i ran a faceshield

Like 500 hours teach you smth

[ancient marsh]

holyy shit ak 102 is a laser

[golden thicket]

I think I will set up SPT tomorrow
I keep seeing Tarkov and remembering how good it is except for all the stuff that makes it impossible to have fun
And not getting anything done in The Forever Winter

[keen sparrow]

we got another one, lfg

Let's make retarded builds together

[short cove]

Scar might be better

[cyan garnet]

how good tarkov is

how many rubles does nikita give you to post things like that

[keen sparrow]

yeah, i had to force myself to ignore that part

[ancient marsh]

nah zero chance

[golden thicket]

Here's the thing
if I could actually compete as a casual player, and there was robust anticheat, I would still be playing it to this day, hell it'd be my ideal game

[keen sparrow]

Tarkov in a nutshell

[short cove]

"It is so good except what's not good"

[golden thicket]

yeah that's the joke

[golden thicket]

if I hated all the other aspects so much why would I be looking into SPT

I don't play games I dislike which is why I haven't touched Tarkov in at least 2 years

[cyan garnet]

no hardcore achievements when softcore wipe update

not even going to get a kappa hardcore achievement i'm so close

nikita should kill himself immediately

[golden thicket]

this is hieroglyphics to me what the fuck

[keen sparrow]

Is it even hardcore if your stash doesn't get reset everytime you die?

[short cove]

You got like one more day

[cyan garnet]

oh yeah let me just bust out the adult diaper and non stop grind for 24 hours

surely i can do test drive 2+ finish shooter born in heaven santiars lab office and the guide in one day

[short cove]

The grind

[golden thicket]

I will die on the hill that the worst thing they ever did to the game was removing mid tier ammo from the flea

I could put together the rattiest kit with a budget AK and still have ammo that had a good chance to pen lv4 helmets on the first shot. Now to get that ammo you've gotta grind those traders to what, level 3? That's what killed the game for me, not any of the other typically slavic jank bullshit or even the cheaters

[cyan garnet]

i fucking hate nikita so much it's unreal

[cyan garnet]

no flea restrictions from tomorrow

softcore update to pander to retarded casuals and timmies bc games dead

couldn't hack hardcore

[short cove]

You just go to woods and find the ammo

Or lighthouse

[keen sparrow]

both awesome and exceptionally well designed maps right?

[cyan garnet]

he doesn't scav reserve for good russian ammo

[cyan garnet]

just leg meta them retard

[keen sparrow]

btw, don't listen to a goddamn word i say about maps. I love Shoreline if that's any indicator

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

[golden thicket]

and run into players who will always have an overwhelming advantage over me because they play multiple hours a day, every day

[cyan garnet]

i unironically enjoy health resort pvp

[short cove]

I unironically play only pvp

And like

[cyan garnet]

the rest of the map is dogshit

[short cove]

In woods you run rarely into someone

For me atleast

[golden thicket]

I did have some fun with that before I put the game down forever
last like 2 wipes I played, I was a dedicated PACA and kedr rusher

[cyan garnet]

bro never ventures near the sawmill

[short cove]

But I push only scav bunker and usec camp

[short cove]

Yep

That is a hellscape I wont touch w my lvl 3 ammo or so

[golden thicket]

I ran into people in woods more than customs last I played
probably because the woods loot run route got really popular for awhile

[cyan garnet]

me and friend shredded like 4 cunts + shturman and guards last night at sawmill and checkpoint

[short cove]

I am just going to like 2 areas maybe 3

[cyan garnet]

everyone rushs shtrussy

[short cove]

On the west side and that's it for me

[soft coral]

WARNING , WARNING , SHIT GAME DETECTED EVACUATED IMMEDIATELY
@short cove @cyan garnet @golden thicket @keen sparrow @compact knoll @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

I fucking love this guy

lmfao

[golden thicket]

regardless
I had to swallow the massive, unwashed cock that I'll never play enough to compete with the guys who grind several hours a day because the game borderline requires you to years ago

there's no going back to the tarkov itch for me
unless I mod the 1% out

[keen sparrow]

k do it then

[short cove]

So that is ivan

[keen sparrow]

it's so easy to set up

if you can't install SPT, you should become a human battery

[golden thicket]

I will
I just mourn the days when I got excited about Tarkov is all
like some cliche movie alcoholic who peaked in high school till he broke his leg playing the sport and never shuts up about it

[keen sparrow]

That's me with FF14, i understand completely

[soft coral]

time to take a big shit

[keen sparrow]

Go get your dad mode version homie

[soft coral]

nvm not yet phone has no battery

[keen sparrow]

panic shot from the hip btw, lmao

[soft coral]

mm juniper berries

[keen sparrow]

I hear they make great booze

My house is actually fucking surrounded by juniper bushes and ponderosa pine

[golden thicket]

the worst part is that the game still exists tho
and other people sometimes have fun with it but I know if I go back on PVP servers I'm gonna hate myself even more within the day

Anyway reinstalling my copy so I can do SPT tomorrow

[soft coral]

I'm not taking a shit without my phone being charged

that is a fate worse than being french

[keen sparrow]

don't worry, the PVP fomo will die once you get your SPT dialed in.

[golden thicket]

prolly
prolly
my first run through of [SERVER_TITLE] scratched that itch

[cyan garnet]

Whats the mod thats adds gigachad mode to the bots

[golden thicket]

there are some solid looking extraction shooters dropping in the near future that will hopefull scratch the pvp side of my gamer balls tho

[cyan garnet]

I deleted spt ages ago for space but it was pretty fun

[golden thicket]

(I already forgot the name of the one I was thinking of)

[keen sparrow]

lol was it "SAIN Twitch players"?

makes them jump shot you waaaay more often?

[cyan garnet]

Yeah SAIN or something like that

[keen sparrow]

and they can shoot 3 pixels of your helmet as you smooth crouch up to peek?

[cyan garnet]

Yeah i got full jump shotted by a pmc in stronghold

Simply outskilled

[golden thicket]

isn't that just vanilla raiders tho lmao

[keen sparrow]

not on purpose though

[golden thicket]

fair

[keen sparrow]

I love BSG fuckups cause like, if they say it's a bug, it looks bad on them

if they say it's a feature...

[cyan garnet]

Last night on one of reshalas guards threw a perfect grenade OVER new gas from the back fence that landed at my friends feet and instantly exploded

This mf is the next kobe

[keen sparrow]

Fun fact: the guy that made/wrote SAIN is doing the AI for Incursion Red River

ABSOLUTE SHIT GAME but hey they're trying

[cyan garnet]

Idk why bsg doesnt employ modders

i hate this fat russian prick so much

[golden thicket]

too likely to actually fix something

[keen sparrow]

nah, it's all but proven they just download mods and put it into base game

[cyan garnet]

So true

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao really

not suprised

In the least

[keen sparrow]

smooth zoom, stash search, map transit to name a few

and i'm convinced that motherfucker got the louis vuitton Gamma case skin idea from me

because i put this into the game a year ago

August of 2024

and mysteriously BSG adds the desert eagle a few months after i'd put one in the game? they add the AK50 after i put the Barrett in the game?

[soft coral]

phone has 26%

[keen sparrow]

hmmmmmmmm

[soft coral]

WE TAKE A SHIT

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/push-gif-5358912

Ivan's schizo-posting just sends me

lmfao

The pfp being Tom from Tom and Jerry in a zoot-suit just wraps it all together too

[soft coral]

its one of my favourite episodes

all time fav is the yankee doodle mouse

[keen sparrow]

950$ for that suit is not bad at all actually when you consider the fact that zoot-suits were purposefully designed to use as much fabric as humanly possible

was a sign of wealth back in the day

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoot_Suit_Riots

[soft coral]

and tom made his out of a hammock
imagine

[keen sparrow]

It also pissed people the fuck off because it caused a fabric shortage

[keen sparrow]

master craftsman really

[keen sparrow]

Bro you ever had a shit that was just a ball?

Like you were a pmc throwing an m67 with your ass?

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/danicng-happy-youre-not-the-father-celebration-gif-16591827

me when i remember i'm not french

[soft coral]

many times

[keen sparrow]

Shit hurts/sucks

I think i need to see a doctor because for my entire life i only shit once a week

[keen sparrow]

lemme know when you get SPT, i can send you mods that don't officially exist

love this fuckin rig

[short cove]

Real, shoreline is so good

[keen sparrow]

I feel like people that don't like it just don't like it for the quests (fair actually), but don't know how to play it

[short cove]

Can you maybe check via gunsmith what a barebones version of those would cost?

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wrong-gif-20441011

shoreline most dogshit spawns in history

aside from gz

[keen sparrow]

I'd agree until North vehicle extract was added

[cyan garnet]

spawning at emercom on ground zero

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-so-you-have-chosen-death-chosen-death-lord-of-the-rings-gif-15767548

[keen sparrow]

Pushign a boulder made of shit up a hill, lol

[soft coral]

I'm posting wait

[cyan garnet]

you just described the tarkov experience

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7kbaxgNp1qk2rdNoNLusgt?si=07c0b487042a4aec

[cyan garnet]

least depressing pictures of the balkans

[next temple]

Just sprint to the bushes on the stairwell to the right

Safe spot to hide

[soft coral]

delete that it breaks up the spotify link bitchass

[keen sparrow]

what's so funny though, this old music reminds me of Portland, OR more than anything

[soft coral]

its not supposed to be funny

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/no-i-don't-think-i-will-cap-avengers-marvel-gif-6420739801263939210

[keen sparrow]

This is the shithole i used to live in

It looks like that NINE MONTHS OUT OF THE YEAR

[short cove]

Like for me its honestly pushing always treatment plant and then going to ex after that

[keen sparrow]

treatment plant?

are you thinking of lighthouse?

[short cove]

Gfkms

Yeah

Tarkov knowledge aint there yet

I am sadly a lighthouse liker

[cyan garnet]

my condolences

[golden thicket]

ok so
the odds I get back on pvp are pretty minimal
but someone, mightve been yeahnah said flea is going back to unrestricted
and something about softcore vs hardcore
what's the story here

[short cove]

Unrestricted unrestricted?

Like t6 ammo n shit?

@ancient marsh u in ab rn or u employed?

[ancient marsh]

i am leaving for uni in 30 minutes lol

[golden thicket]

idk it might have been hyperbole
I genuinely haven't played in years so I have no idea where the game is at
the last wipe I heard anything about is the one where they introduced the starter area that you can only play up to what, level 10 or something

[ancient marsh]

i was at home for the last 3 hours

[short cove]

Unlucky

However

That means unemployed

I win

[short cove]

U up for some ab in. . . About 9 hours?

[ancient marsh]

9 hours would be fine probably

[short cove]

Is northridge also on abi yet?

And fz too?

[ancient marsh]

yes

idk what fz is

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-thumbnail-does-he-know-he-doesnt-know-gif-27552850

[ancient marsh]

but northridge is a map

[short cove]

Because i feel fucking devious to try to run leveraction w 4 man in northridge

Or like a vss squad in farm ld or farm fz

[ancient marsh]

fz is forbidden zone right?

the highest gear lock mode?

[short cove]

Yep

[ancient marsh]

yeah thats also in but u need lvl 30

[short cove]

We ball

Imma just do tasks w yall till I can play ld and from there on we get like 5 mil per raid #trust

[soft coral]

we stream gamba today

[cyan garnet]

the game that doesn't fake survival???

[soft coral]

sir gun head please

[short cove]

Btw i am 95% certain there are gonna be temporary traders in ab since that's what happen3d in abm

[short cove]

Gumba?

In this economy?

[soft coral]

absolutely

[short cove]

Also r u fr or mildly cappin rn

[ancient marsh]

fellas post the radar chart

[short cove]

Will do in maybe 5 hours

Rn employment maxing

[soft coral]

https://www.twitch.tv/woodskov

not capping

I'm just bored

[short cove]

Bro is gumbaing

[soft coral]

I forgot to install OBS when reinstalling windows 11 so I had to reinstall it rn and do all the shit

all the stream keys all the chat boxes lalalala

[short cove]

41 raids is a lil silly

What lvl r u

[stark torrent]

23

[short cove]

U have some quests in farm or valley?

[stark torrent]

probably both

[ancient marsh]

Boooooooo

[short cove]

Ik ik

Very sad

Very tragic

Just 3,5 more hours in in about 7 and a half is hop on

[fast garden]

Mines a bit up in the chat

99.5 wealth is crazy is that like stash value

[short cove]

No clue

My sv is like 5m or so maybe more

But like

I am also in the 90s

[ancient marsh]

Idk man I just put the loot in the bag

[cyan garnet]

I hope nikita has a heart attack

Fat prick

[ancient marsh]

NOT NICE

[short cove]

Just checking agaib

Rb bk marked key 10/10 uses

Sell or use? Flea value is 5,666m

[stark torrent]

Wait till tommorow

it might double in price with the changes

and i would sell it

[short cove]

I am lvl 11

I cant sell shit yet

[stark torrent]

flea will unlock at lvl 10 tommorow

[short cove]

Hellyeah

[short cove]

Did he post the changeloge?

Logs*

[cyan garnet]

Kill yourself nikita

[hallow stream]

I can't wait for the clips where streamers open those labs room that are considered "streamer loot" aka cracked, and the room has nothing in it

[soft coral]

pmc will literally become ronnie coleman

LIGHTWEIGHT BABEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[cyan garnet]

mfw reading this changelog

[soft coral]

God bless I don't play this shit game

[cyan garnet]

not far from kappa for this fucking monogloid to make it no more hardcore achivements arbitraryily 6 weeks before wipe

i hate this cunt so much its unreal

[hallow stream]

I hope the next time nikita uses a urinal, it unhinges off the wall and falls on his legs and feet, piss and all

[fast garden]

You want the mark of shame on your account that badly

The “I’m a fucking idiot and played this dogshit wipe and got kappa in it” achievement

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[fast garden]

Worlds truest believer

They really should make Lightkeeper full questline an alternative to kappa for the sake of prestige man

Give people a reason to do that shit

And remove the fucking time delays on quests

[fast garden]

Random arc raiders announcement for a price reduction

Price reduced in the usual countries

But Ukraine also got a price reduction?

Seems out of place since no other countries in that area got a price reduction

[viral egret]

bagamias pl in vremea asta

[fast garden]

Closest is like, India

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ro-alert

cica vine torential

zbor copaci si copii mici

astia nu zic daca mergem sau nu la liceu

[fast garden]

Unless I’m missing something, cool though

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

Crayon what are you talking about

[viral egret]

meteological alert

code red in bucharest

[fast garden]

Zoo wee mama

Hold on I gotta see how many inches of rain 48 mm is

[viral egret]

48 mm

4.8 cm

1.3 inches

more to 1.6 but idk

i dont go to highschool tomorrow yippie

[fast garden]

Not as much as I originally thought

[viral egret]

they sent us the thing

[fast garden]

Nice

[viral egret]

thats in places with drains probably

i cant wait to see a gypsys home flooded

[fast garden]

Sir this just means they will take yours

[viral egret]

god gave me the second amendment right for a reason

[fast garden]

The slavic second amendment

[stark torrent]

Nu mergeti, eu nu merg

[wintry ridge]

Setup task moment

[ancient marsh]

that one time steam did regional price adjustments and turkey got hit like 170% but ukraine got 0

[short cove]

Bro is struggling to write nutmeg

[fast garden]

Rip turks

[short cove]

I mean for the starting ones it makes sense tbh

[fast garden]

There’s one questline in the game that’s okay to have a timer

[short cove]

I mean like for the starting ones

Or locking trader levels behind timers

Like you put that barrier at say. . . Idfk Some quest that's a little ahead like the one after gathering supplies for jäger as example

You timelock that for jäger

And for the others theirs too

So you dont got lifeless sweat masters having a sig spear w the good ammo at lunchtime of wipeday

Paired w like t6 armour

[fast garden]

Timers are fucking retarded this isn’t a mobile game

[short cove]

Timelocking some stuff from wipeday going forwards makes sense imo

Like i don't wanna hop on after work at like 8pm after wipeday

Just for the 30 pen ammo from my mosin to bounce off the first pmcs helmet because he already killed tagilla 12 times and is now pushing not just P but also some shit like a mcx w ap

[stark torrent]

ok but why

9x34 caliber tf

oh damn its actually a big boolet

[cyan garnet]

wtf is this

[stark torrent]

nikita teased

its a hunting carbine

[cyan garnet]

so single fire?

[ancient marsh]

yes

[compact knoll]

When i was playing contract wars

I couldn't find a single source on that gun

Its like it doesnt exist

[stark torrent]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SVDK

Cause it's an SVD

[compact knoll]

Bruh

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @short cove @stark torrent abi when

[short cove]

About a hour

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-chuu-arena-breakout-infinite-chuu-loona-gif-10643064160231544459

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent i will play 1 last league game

and cxoming

i legit played 1 game

completely neutral

played next

and it made me irrationaly angry

[stark torrent]

you will regret that last game

[ancient marsh]

god bless the thresh i played with

[stark torrent]

i know i always did my dota ones

[ancient marsh]

i hope his entire family

nvm

[stark torrent]

huh

muscle memory

[compact knoll]

I believe him to be honest

[fast garden]

Damn got fired

Sick leave from when I had Covid got denied

Prob gonna sue

Considering anyway

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

wait what

[fast garden]

I have enough money for a few car payments

[stark torrent]

Like

Why

wdym Covid leave got denied , they tell you now?

[fast garden]

It’s just some second company that does our leave requests

And they are retarded

[stark torrent]

hell yeah they are wdym lol you were sick like 1 month ago

Fucking fire me then not now lmao

Yeah sounds liek suing grounds

[short cove]

Dawg covid is like half a decade away from today, it stopped being a topic like 2 years ago

Tf that company on

Ima hop on rn

Rate this bend

*these bends

@stark torrent be alive

bruh what the fuck

@stark torrent @fast garden @ancient marsh the chart

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

normal mode scav, found it on a table in a house next to the field on farm

where the sniper scav spawns on top

[fast garden]

Put the red in the bag

[vivid dawn]

@daring grove you ugly ass mf

SOOOOON

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOn

Beta Decay

OH NO

IM IN TARKOV

https://tenor.com/view/bloodcartier-gif-25860033

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1975620589932191903

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

Softcore changes are tomorrow, 8 of October approx. at 12pm (noon) St. Pete's time!

Am/pm misunderstanding sorry

vxTwitter / fixvx · Oct 7, 2025, 5:53 PM

[hallow stream]

if the softcore changes are that he kills himself, I support them

[ancient marsh]

bosh

[short cove]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent imma hop on in about 15 min or so

Sorry for the massive delay

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-cat-tiktok-tiktok-comb-gif-16050619043683504879

[ancient marsh]

strange slug type creature

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sweet-jesus-gif-15722859634369696951

[hollow patrol]

what the fuck did he have in his pocket

what is that

he had the fucking doohickey

[native crypt]

the ops when i pull up with the thermonuclear bomb

[compact knoll]

Whats that you got in your pocket

I saw you put something in your pocket

What was it

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fuck-man-stressed-problematic-gif-15976565

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/creativity-creative-artwork-art-artist-gif-27082461

[keen sparrow]

bro isn't even smarter than a 3rd grader

[hollow patrol]

aoaaooaoaaoa. a.o aoao.a

[fast garden]

Bro I forget sometimes don’t ask like you have never had to question it before

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1425230171258093629/az_recorder_20251008_001406.mp4?ex=68e6d488&is=68e58308&hm=a76a4a5bb719dbe1884c685ff0bcdf2e86ee62695083427aff2f526775b7c903& @keen sparrow @hollow patrol @stark torrent @compact knoll @short cove

🗣️

[keen sparrow]

Fucking based

Why play gamma when you can live it

For the longest time my ringtone was the 56k dial up modem ‘handshak’ sound

And it is still in this case. Still have it. Iphone 5.

[hallow stream]

This is the man that made the most dogshit game ever and brainwashed a bunch of retards into playing it permanently and thinking its good

The biggest retard of them all

[fast garden]

Man

I don’t like thinking

Not having a job now is making me think

Now I think I will take up drinking

[golden thicket]

speaking of not having a job
unfortunately the softcore changes just might get me playing again
realistically probably for 20 hours before I forever sequester myself into SPT
but I have to install it anyway for SPT so 🤷‍♂️

I mean what better time
I am unemployed

[keen sparrow]

@soft coral Can i get a uhhh.. "Fuck this game" ?

[cyan garnet]

Fuck this piece of shit game

"Softcore" is so gey kill yourself nikita

[cyan garnet]

Reduced inertia and aimpunch is cringe

Also fuck this retard for getting rid of hardcore achievements 6 weeks before wipe

Sorry i havent been able to prestige yet nikita IM FUCKING EMPLOYED

[ancient marsh]

why?

[cyan garnet]

Because hes a fat balding and mentally challanged mongoloid

[ancient marsh]

doesnt answer my question

[cyan garnet]

Yes it does

[ancient marsh]

no it doesnt

why is less inertia and aimpunch ba

bad

those are like top 5 dogshit mechanics in eft

[cyan garnet]

Because it turns gunfights into which retard can spam shift w like a spastic the best

aimpunch is bad
Maybe for arena

[ancient marsh]

which is better than how current gunfights are

which is whoever hits you first

[ancient marsh]

no for the game in general

arena had same aimpunch as base eft

[cyan garnet]

Dont get hit first then

[ancient marsh]

frame 1

frame 2

[cyan garnet]

character reacts to being shot in le super realism shooter is bad
Okay opinion ignored

[ancient marsh]

yeah it is bad, you literally have a fucking anneurism and can't fight back

kill yourself

[ancient marsh]

in this clip i got aimpunched so fucking hard my head was stuck looking at the ceiling until i stopped shooting

[cyan garnet]

Whatever retard

[ancient marsh]

@cyan garnet defend this

[cyan garnet]

@ancient marsh drink bleach this instant

[ancient marsh]

exactly, no argument

dogshit player can't actually rely on skill and aim to kill opponent

has to keep the enemy stunlocked to win a gunfight

sit

[cyan garnet]

lmfao

[ancient marsh]

"WAH WAH WAH, I ACTUALLY HAVE TO AAAAAAAAAAIM TO WIN?"

same as complaining about reducing inertia

god forbid you have to fight a moving target

[ancient marsh]

hooooly fucking noob in chat

https://tenor.com/view/laughingcat-cat-laughing-meme-cat-laughing-at-someone-cat-laughing-wheezing-cat-wheezing-gif-9998732734790196672

this guy plays enforcer with a vibrating buttplug that activates every time he shoots the PKM

[cyan garnet]

Im imaging some pasty nerd saying this to me in his retarded russian accent and its hilarious

[ancient marsh]

still no argument

dogshit player advocating for dogshit game changes that made the game as dogshit as it is

[cyan garnet]

I already said reduced inertia and aimpunch has no place in le super realism shooter learn to read you fucking idiot

[ancient marsh]

yes it fucking does because it's a video game you fucking moron

stims dont have a place in tarkov either by that logic

or armor blunt damage

or helmets above class 3

there are so many mechanics in tarkov that are NOT realistic for the sake of fun and immersion

you are just too low-iq to realise

[cyan garnet]

Why am i arguing with a russian this cunt has already lost the life lottery

Opinion ignored + kill yourself

[ancient marsh]

literally zero arguments

you are so fucking retarded

may you find a cure

a cure for your brain and a prostethic for your arms so you can actually aim

[cyan garnet]

Okay you monogloid

Whatever you say

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/UhTFZQhTo4I?si=TGUs_E38oVIMg55t

how does abi on mobile look this good?

wtf

[short cove]

Ab would never do this to you

[short cove]

You mean abm?

Because the thing on max settings requires flagship gaming phones

My iPad gen 9 iirc cant run it even well and its a ipad

Like i reach balanced graphics i think sub 80fps

[soft coral]

sir its too early

[golden thicket]

I don't understand the problem with this
but I don't understand achievement hunting in any game ever
what do you even get for the hardcore achievements

[keen sparrow]

dopamine for 3 seconds

[golden thicket]

speaking of dopamine for 3 seconds
got spt going
loaded into ground zero
my tarkov mapgenie account expired so I have to use the tarkov wiki
have zero idea where I am
finally figure out which fuckass building I'm in
there are 4 scavs outside that immediately drill me

yep still feels like tarkov

[keen sparrow]

bruh

[keen sparrow]

are you fucking kidding me

[golden thicket]

what

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1431/dynamic-maps

[golden thicket]

I hadn't looked at any mods yet, good to know

[keen sparrow]

bet you didn't install SAIN, Bigbrains, or Waypoints either

[golden thicket]

I haven't installed anything yet lmao

[keen sparrow]

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/791/sain-solarints-ai-modifications-full-ai-combat-system-replacement https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/902/bigbrain#overview https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/827/waypoints-expanded-navmesh

This makes your bots actually have brains

waypoints and bigbrain are dependencies for SAIN, but SAIN is the main one i'd say is an absolute must

could install nothing else, but please for the love of God use SAIN

[golden thicket]

just wanted to verify that the game indeed functioned correctly, did nothing beyond loading into that first raid with the timmy kit
gonna play some gt4 spec II instead but I will install these tomorrow

Gotta say if for some godless reason I do decide to hop back onto live for 1.0 it's nice to learn the new quests and maps without turbo sweats dragging their nuts across my forehead

and in the likely event that I play live for 10 hours and get off it again, I have the dad mode to come back to

[keen sparrow]

lol, fuck yeah, dad mode

[golden thicket]

I heard with these "softcore" changes they're doing for the next month before release they're unrestricting the flea which is like the one thing I thought they'd never do
Apparently anything is possible
Besides as long as I have tarkov installed for spt to work it's gonna whisper to me like the green goblin mask

[cyan garnet]

gigachad bots from sain are cracked

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[keen sparrow]

I've played BSG's PVE and SPT with SAIN difficulty set to Default.

SPT is harder than PVE

BSG's PMC bots are a joke

[golden thicket]

also
lmao at anyone actually paying for pve when the mod has been around for years

[cyan garnet]

yeah they're retarded

[keen sparrow]

i like sending this to people with the unheard logo

[golden thicket]

fuck I just remembered last I played gt4 I got passed on the last like tenth of the nurburgring and I've gotta do it again
I guess that's the trauma that got me thinking Tarkov was a good idea

[keen sparrow]

I will give PVE 1 win over SPT, but it's not SPT's fault.

Not having to run the server on your own PC makes PVE perform way better.

You could get that same effect out of SPT with a Fika server though, like a 'headless' client

But unless you have two PCs, SPT will always run a bit more garbage than PVE

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

I think the only other game i've played that mastered atmosphere like the Stalker franchise has is the old Gothic games

[ancient marsh]

Sir have you ever played morrowind

[keen sparrow]

Ass game

yes, hundreds of hours

[ancient marsh]

Or insurgency

That game is crazy

[keen sparrow]

the old one?

[ancient marsh]

Yeah

The source one

[keen sparrow]

like the OLD OLD one

yes

[ancient marsh]

No

Just insurgency

Not a mod or whatever it was

[keen sparrow]

Where you had to press 2 to select Rifleman or 8 for SNiper, lol

[ancient marsh]

Sound design is so good in that game

[keen sparrow]

yeah Insurgency was Peak until Sandstorm

Morrowind had atmosphere if you were never in towns. how about that

[ancient marsh]

What do you mean bro

[ancient marsh]

Balmora

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[ancient marsh]

Seyda neen

Caldera

Vivec

All legendary

[keen sparrow]

Where everyone stands in place

have no schedule, maybe a wander radius if you're lucky

[ancient marsh]

They dont but thats not even immersion breaking either

[ancient marsh]

Thats not even important either

[keen sparrow]

they'll stand there 24/7

[ancient marsh]

Its the layout, sound design, graphics all in combination

[keen sparrow]

Gothic 1 had dudes getting out of bed, eating bread and apples in front of a campfire, then walking over to a corner to piss.

they'd talk. there was voice acting.

like, idle chatter talking

felt like the world was alive. Morrowind they're like silent statues, lol

I love morrowind, don't get me wrong, but purely for nostalgic reasons. like getting up at 4AM to watch my grandfather play it.

OG Insurgency had such a great OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV6ybChoUZ0&list=RDEV6ybChoUZ0&start_radio=1

cute little bastard

[hollow patrol]

ugly little bastard

[keen sparrow]

[hollow patrol]

i hate him Vro

[keen sparrow]

Whatever is going on in your life, i hope it gets better bro

[hollow patrol]

im eepy

its terminal

[short cove]

https://youtube.com/shorts/YVFgkO322OY?si=8MvtGk3-hsYmHKBP

That were 20 rounds or so

[keen sparrow]

When the Tank is also the Healer and has a res left

[short cove]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[short cove]

Res arent even a item

You got like 999x in your ass

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

The humble low pen

[stark torrent]

BRO REALLY SAID

🖐️ 💉

damn the blocky graphics on mobile

[short cove]

Depends on your res quality

Also vision range too

Like for me post 100 meters people just poofed out of existance

Not like fading

Just there or nah

[ancient marsh]

Turned around and hit him with the 🖐🏿 💥 💥

[short cove]

Thats a mg3 btw

762 51 full auto

[keen sparrow]

Reminds me I used to have this stupid build in FF14. "Dodge-Tank Black Mage". It had this synergy of having high evasion and every time you'd crit, your evasion would go up, and every time you evaded an attack, your crit rate would go up.

So you'd stand there in every AOE attack, dodge all of them and rip aggro off the tank just doing disgussting damage

and then in the .1% chance you got ezclapped by a boss, you'd still have stupid high evasion so you'd dodge a res from a teammate because of course you would

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/5JOFMCHQBuU34DxGuEeytf?si=S0AC96k0SwyT4xtoSMHOwg
@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

what the fuck

It's like a mariachi band mis-placed their vocalist

[soft coral]

sir please

this is a good song

[keen sparrow]

you would hate what i listen to, lol

[soft coral]

I don't judge

but don't hate on Lili

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/hands-up-floyd-jackson-house-of-payne-not-me-my-hands-are-clean-gif-21924257

[soft coral]

das right

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Q1-ETuBg5A&list=RD_Q1-ETuBg5A&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/q1n1ZGvGQI4?si=Dgo2pbsx1HcP-Otm @keen sparrow

whoever made that damn beat nailed the bassline

[keen sparrow]

I bet you could find the backing track by itself

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @short cove @ancient marsh @stark torrent @hollow patrol @golden thicket @fast garden

🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️

[keen sparrow]

ugh

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[soft coral]

the last one triggered ptsd

[stark torrent]

me after i fail Pyscho Sniper again to Bao_DoYu_FengShui

[keen sparrow]

bro i hear the task failed sound at random while in hideout

[soft coral]

in raid its more annoying

[keen sparrow]

It's like ignoring a phone call at this point

[golden thicket]

speaking of ptsd
launching spt to verify everything was working correctly is the first time I've seen that UI in years
straight up almost had cold sweats like no no no
don't take me back there

spt is exposure therapy ig lmao

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-of-relief-omg-hard-case-oh-my-god-sarcastic-smile-gif-23094385

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-and-gif-20018143

[soft coral]

blow up

I hope your cevapi burn

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-no-one-cares-who-asked-who-asked-meme-gif-24508192

[soft coral]

how to start world war 3 in the balkans with this one simple trick

[keen sparrow]

half my surv12 and 2 green stims later, i'm okay

this mfker had all the world's .300 AP ammo, wtf

[soft coral]

oh hey this gun is in contract wars the grandfather of tarkov

nothing new

[keen sparrow]

If only it was in EFT

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

Best we can do is Velociraptor AK ( doesnt exist irl )

[keen sparrow]

this pos

omg

It's funny because that's about how bad a hi-point is irl

[short cove]

Bro is entering tarkov

[soft coral]

never again

[keen sparrow]

This sound always made me feel like i was on a gameshow

[soft coral]

while you're trying to shut down the big artificial brain that can fry your brain?

yeah ok mate

weirdo...

[keen sparrow]

Done it a dozen times

[viral egret]

@stark torrent ce bine e sa dormi pana la 11 fara sa fie weekend

mi-a fost dor

[stark torrent]

am pus ceasu la 8:45 , m-am trezit la 10

doaren pl

https://tenor.com/view/halo-halo-ce-halo-flood-flood-flood-carrier-form-gif-10381700026276652553

[viral egret]

mai bine

[keen sparrow]

I was 14 when SoC came out, and was playing tf out of it

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/993095231467696218.gif?size=96&quality=lossless

ok i go browse gamma files I need to find the player portait icons

I'm gonna put jarvis ironman there

[keen sparrow]

it's going to be one giant picture btw

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

Easy job pt 2 is like pulling teeth

Fuck this shitty game

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif?ex=68e76deb&is=68e61c6b&hm=29f965756c9a9e7fc2179dfac2e60970d34da908be2255e52523bb67209c40f3&

[keen sparrow]

Imagine someone gets out of newbie chat for the first time and comes here

[viral egret]

5 people with guns in their mouth

[keen sparrow]

"I wonder what the tarkov guys are li-"

[soft coral]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE UI PORTRAITS MAN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1425394868079038565/IVxyndD.gif?ex=68e76deb&is=68e61c6b&hm=29f965756c9a9e7fc2179dfac2e60970d34da908be2255e52523bb67209c40f3&

[ancient marsh]

How fucking old are you

[soft coral]

21

[keen sparrow]

32

[ancient marsh]

Kill yourself

[ancient marsh]

Wrap it up unc

[keen sparrow]

fr

[soft coral]

RUDE

[ancient marsh]

You got like 2 more big console releases before 40

Its so over

[keen sparrow]

It is so so obvious the past 5 years that games are no longer made for my generation

https://tenor.com/view/ray-gun-call-of-duty-call-of-duty-zombies-zombies-gif-19336548

[stark torrent]

27.5

[keen sparrow]

cool.

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/967696698065436682/1425397376746786828/image.png?ex=68e77041&is=68e61ec1&hm=1dac222c96ed5f5f91b7053266f9532817440b27b8eccbd71ca5121d2cc4af33&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=2068&height=1031

who is this

ayoo

[keen sparrow]

told you #💣tarkov-released message

[soft coral]

ok so?

[keen sparrow]

now what

[soft coral]

now

I find the one I use for theplayer portrait(maybe theres a seperate file)

and carefully replace it with something meme

[short cove]

18,5

[keen sparrow]

so i'm the oldest person here, got it.

[soft coral]

here maybe but not in the server

[keen sparrow]

of course

[ancient marsh]

Yeah they don't really make games for the Atari 2600 anymore

[keen sparrow]

lmao, the other 750,000+ people in the server

[keen sparrow]

okay, sir. the Nintendo 64 was my first console, excuse you, lol

[short cove]

Do the 300blk ap

[keen sparrow]

I am

[soft coral]

time to take a shit
OOOO

[keen sparrow]

gonna run this thing into the ground, lol

[soft coral]

ok larper

[keen sparrow]

guilty as charged. When you're this bored, what else is there to do

[soft coral]

play gamma

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/snooze-fest-snooze-zzz-sleeping-tired-gif-1849630599392059987

[soft coral]

post a funny picture for me to put as the player portrait cmon

[soft coral]

right....

[keen sparrow]

custom trader quest wants all of this without dying

Reserve i could just sit in the dome, Crustoms wouldn't be too hard, it's fuckin streets that'll make me shit blood.

[stark torrent]

bro gave up and just said mid day

[viral egret]

hes not older than the brony

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[viral egret]

the rufus guy

he's like 34 to 40

around that age

[ancient marsh]

Le shrug

[viral egret]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[ancient marsh]

Incel is when...?

I genuinely do not know at this point

Incel when you make fun of the President for saying Tylenol causes autism

[keen sparrow]

I thought it was if you took Tylenol while pregnant

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll aight Softcock dropped lets see

[ancient marsh]

We do not care man

Just put the release in the bag

[compact knoll]

Like all things should be

They usually costed 800 tho

1000 max

[ancient marsh]

M61? Bullshit

[stark torrent]

so with dogtags there are numerous barters for ammo , guns etc

armor

usually its 2 -4 dogtags for 1 item

so not bad

[ancient marsh]

Hehehheheheh your mom dog)))))))

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[short cove]

What is 300blk price

Like for the gun and like cbj and ap

[stark torrent]

probably too much

gun should be 100k

ammo is overpriced right now cause event just started

Sold 2x Bitcoin for 2 mil each

Gym also has 10x more points gaiun

[short cove]

I own a 10 mil key

Damn

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

@stark torrent scav it a little

[stark torrent]

i should cause they increased loot everywhere apparently

and 50% more weight limit

[soft coral]

@hollow patrol @stark torrent @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

Still cant put ammo in pouch

[soft coral]

game is still shit

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll you can find cases in marked again however because BSG coded backpacks specifically to not be able to pick those items up

so you cant loot them in raid anyway

good event

@keen sparrow

[viral egret]

good shit nikita

[ancient marsh]

I always say they never think even one step ahead

[viral egret]

they think 2 steps behind

[ancient marsh]

Its like how apparently African cultures dont have a concept of future time

Just current and present

[keen sparrow]

Such fucking idiots, lol

They don’t even play their own game

[compact knoll]

I guess i could get on

[ancient marsh]

What he's getting onto is a chair with a rope hanging from the ceiling next to it