💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Gkms

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/GmGcm20GeiI?si=MQBhyehK9wmtvqJ_

they straight ripped the gunshot sound bruh

what is that

sr-25?

or like g28

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

M110 is sr25 (basically)

The sound is not unlike the RSASS

[stark torrent]

Yeah its sr25 but the sound is RSASS but a bit toned down and muffled

coincidence

[fast garden]

Some of the footstep sounds fuck me up

Something about the Chinese copying the Russian video game

[soft coral]

the pot calling the kettle black

[fast garden]

Some people really need to have all their decisions and thoughts made for them

Treating every word from Nikita’s mouth as an objective truth

[stark torrent]

the low IQ on some people is crazy

[soft coral]

you mean 99% of this community?

[fast garden]

That means you, man

[soft coral]

im aware

[fast garden]

Statistics are not in our favor

[soft coral]

wasted 3k hours on this shit

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

3k hours im NOT getting back

same with the 250dallas

[stark torrent]

3k? shiit

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/dallas-payday-mewing-bye-bye-edward-kiss-gif-16604714024943792662

[soft coral]

kappa too

[soft coral]

now we play gamma instead and have fun

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/D8o1Qy

[stark torrent]

the humble Altyn

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-eft-tarkov-flare-headshot-gif-16913699855583009521

[fast garden]

Got on other day

Realized I didn’t have 50 altyns

Got off

[short cove]

why dident nikita post the new patchnotes yet

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/laconexion220-gif-14214397

[short cove]

is bro sillymaxing or smth?

[ancient marsh]

how that felt:

[stark torrent]

i went with altyn on Factory to do Dragnet and i got shot in the neck by a guy crouched

i also logged off

[fast garden]

The ever elusive neck hitbox:

[ancient marsh]

the thing abi does that's kinda annoying, idk if they fixed it but there's no face hitbox

a helmet protects the entire head

[short cove]

that seems

so wrong

there are faceshields and such

theres different armoured areas like neck, ears

[stark torrent]

Bro had Skif's AK

[short cove]

face

[fast garden]

Neck hitbox in Abi?

Deleted when I get home say less

[short cove]

what is that timeframe

a year?

a day?

a hour?

a month?

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

i dont speak tarkov

[ancient marsh]

no as in i dont think there is one

[fast garden]

It’s a “haeha”

[ancient marsh]

year

[fast garden]

Damn

[short cove]

yeah

[ancient marsh]

i mean i played today and yseterday

[short cove]

i dont think abi is out since a year now

[ancient marsh]

shooting scavs in the face

no way they tank like 3 bullets

i mean you can prove me wrong, go in with dogshit ammo and try to hs scavs with helmets

[short cove]

that is

very much how it works

if you run like dumdum

[fast garden]

How did you manage to fuck it up that badly

[short cove]

and try to get through a t3 helmet w a mpx

[stark torrent]

the assets do look ripped af , they have that weird textrure

[short cove]

you will waste like a solid 15 rounds to do so

[keen sparrow]

okay okay okay hold on

[fast garden]

Identity crisis rifle

[short cove]

the humble lack of lighting

or well

shadow

[ancient marsh]

yeah my point is if you shoot them in the face they will still not die

cause the helmet covers the face hitbox

in my experience

[ancient marsh]

i noticed it when i played months ago

[short cove]

what software do yall use to record clips?

[fast garden]

Medal

[short cove]

i dont got a nividia card btw

[short cove]

aight, medal or outplayed?

[stark torrent]

Nvidia shadowplay

[ancient marsh]

shadowplay, idk try obs

amd also has recording software i think

[fast garden]

Outplayed is shit as someone who used it for ages

Medal is better

[ancient marsh]

^

[keen sparrow]

fuck you, i did the textures on the upper and lower

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[stark torrent]

interestingly the stock and the mag looked weird af

[keen sparrow]

this was a learning experience all on its own

[soft coral]

vhs camera

[keen sparrow]

oh, i didn't do the stock and mag

[soft coral]

it looks flat thays why

cuz tarkov guns look like you nuked them

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/bella-poarch-ahegao-discord-gif-bella-ahegao-gif-24665068

[short cove]

what sounds is bro making

[keen sparrow]

Love that green tracer

[short cove]

is he gobbling the round up??

[soft coral]

moooooods cut his balls

[stark torrent]

moooooooods balls his cut

[soft coral]

COOOOOCK I SEE A MOD

the amount of time i spent with artyom and iedy in vc saying such retarded shit made me lose so many braincells

it did irreversible damage

[short cove]

i dont know with who of the 3 people who ive played tarkov here it was yet

but hearing someones brother scream like a scav getting shot was a 10/10 experience

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cringe-robert-baratheon-game-of-thrones-gif-2379141150278166701

FUNNIEST VTUBER

[keen sparrow]

Ivan’s cut his balls comment reminded me of this clip, lmao

[ancient marsh]

POV you are

nvm

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[soft coral]

what

i never cut my balls

ok only that one time when shaving

[stark torrent]

it was the guy that told him to inject the stims in his ass

ofc he is on Tigz server

[ancient marsh]

ozempic

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o8hwmADEV_I

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

Nikita where are patchnotes

[keen sparrow]

I bet Nikita fucking stinks in person

[cyan garnet]

real as fuck

[ancient marsh]

i doubt it

he lost a lot of weight, has a hot wife, is rich as fuck wearing designer

[stark torrent]

Xal gulpin on Nikita semen , didnt have that on my bingo

[keen sparrow]

wears ahegao shirts in public

nah, he stinks. she wants that money

[ancient marsh]

bro what are you on aboutr

[soft coral]

legit pointless to ask such a question

were in tarkov channel

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/dragon-ball-z-dbz-goku-fly-omw-gif-4878617

^tarkov channel

[soft coral]

tarkov channel is a bigger tozic cesspot than my dads socks after work

[keen sparrow]

Waiting for @stark torrent to clap back with 'bitch you heard me"

[soft coral]

i come here i lose braincells by the second

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

we could tell, half your posts here are about cars or what CD you are downloading today

[soft coral]

yes

damn right

[keen sparrow]

it's a comfy channel

[soft coral]

and i have fun

why arent you posting about your hobby

[keen sparrow]

He forgot my cursed gun builds

[keen sparrow]

YO, BARBIE BOOMSTICK

[soft coral]

not you retard

eat a granade

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-energy-drink-anime-gif-18381333

[soft coral]

END IT

[keen sparrow]

I may have a problem

[ancient marsh]

ts prolly weighs 9 kilo

[ancient marsh]

what's the problem

@stark torrent what was your max ammo of m61 on live?

[stark torrent]

right now i only have like 600

last wipe when i started Killa farming i had 15k m61, when i finished tracksuit , i had 8k left

[keen sparrow]

oh watch this

[ancient marsh]

m1a is genuinely a sad weapon fallen from grace

[stark torrent]

yeah its abysmal dogshit

[keen sparrow]

if only someone would add a foregrip attachment point to the SAGE chassis......

[stark torrent]

how zesty you feel this day

[keen sparrow]

the buttplug knives

this zesty

[ancient marsh]

iedy's buttplug assortment

[stark torrent]

oh yeah if i prestige now i will get the knives

[stark torrent]

keep shooting me with pebbles and i will shoot back with rockets

[keen sparrow]

oh this dogshit?

[ancient marsh]

why is the btc icon so gei

[stark torrent]

ye

[stark torrent]

literally ripped from a scam ad

[ancient marsh]

...oh

[stark torrent]

Fake

[ancient marsh]

is it worth anything

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

why does it exist

[keen sparrow]

waiting for the trader it's from to ask for it back, otherwise i'd discard

[ancient marsh]

what does it do

[stark torrent]

custom quest or what

[keen sparrow]

nothing

I keep the real BTC in here

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

lemme ask

[ancient marsh]

nikita streamer item

[stark torrent]

no that would be a golden buttplug

with teh unheard logo on it

[keen sparrow]

destroyed

shit, what do i put in that one empty slot now

guys, what do i put in my slot

wanna see something really cursed?

I can't play without this thing anymore, lol

[short cove]

How

How

Legit how

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-gif-5430850758035663288

[stark torrent]

Craft it my little marine

[short cove]

W workbench lvl 26496?

[keen sparrow]

isn't it locked behind a task?

[short cove]

Where it costs 16^2 drills and 9 hawk gunpowder?

[stark torrent]

workbench 3 but the task to unlock it does require lvl 7 bolties or shit

[keen sparrow]

oh easy

[short cove]

Bruh

Lvl 7 bolt is actually braindead

[stark torrent]

i also had 10k + BP and other shit

BT for SVD as well

all AP ammo to kill Killa

[keen sparrow]

This thing's ergo will never not be dogwater, lmao

because i can't be bothered to play the game the way it is meant to be played

[short cove]

why tf your game looking so crisp

thats like

streamer crisp

[low iris]

prolly messed with the graphics a bunch

theres guides on how to do it

[keen sparrow]

Then he finds out my rig is ass

[short cove]

Still why your game so crisp

[keen sparrow]

i'm also on a 4K monitor running it at 1920x1080 resolution

[short cove]

Like i run a
r9060 xt
i 14700k
32gb of 6400mhz ram (iirc)

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-shrug-i-dunno-shrugs-shrugging-gif-13056194

[short cove]

It might be the texture quality

[keen sparrow]

I've tried setting it to medium but

A lot of modders (myself included) refuse to do the work to have their shit de-value

so guns will have like, a blurry lower reciever and crisp everything else, looks fucking weird

It very well could be the textures and i think my sharpness is slammed to max too, lol

oh wow, no. only 1.2

Here, lemme start streets and i'll show you something giga-retarded about Unity/Tarkov

watch the FPS counters, lol

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @short cove @low iris @stark torrent @fast garden
BRRR BRR PATAPIM BRR BRR PATAPIM
CHIMPANZINI BANANINI TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR

[keen sparrow]

what the absolute fuck, lmao

[soft coral]

im not okay

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1424491863179661363/image.png?ex=68e424ed&is=68e2d36d&hm=c31cff0ec7e20a382f0521d0d37532f7af2d36c3e681a36467721488babb2f1b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[keen sparrow]

"mods, turn all the blood in his body to raw sewage, ty"

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-ltg-mods-low-tier-god-mods-balls-gif-6304382572771063267

[short cove]

That is a beyond horrific thought

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah

[keen sparrow]

So for some fucking reason, setting your resolution to something stupid fucking high, then back to med/low

Resets the render pipeline, frees up resources, resulting in higher frames instantly

tldr; games retarded

[low iris]

i fucking love brainrot its so funny

[fast garden]

its just spt

amands is nuts

(a mod)

[keen sparrow]

I do have that installed and running, yeah

I remember when landmark saw Interchange with amands lighting

he was fucking pissed

I'm also running Hollywood FX

Shit makes explosions look like fireworks, lol. Makes my system crawl.

[hollow patrol]

you do that to an american and nothing will change because they already have so much high fructose corn syrup in their veins

[keen sparrow]

okay pig meat, calm down

[hollow patrol]

im calm this isnt competitive hating

im on casual rn

[keen sparrow]

wtf happened

[pallid bolt]

I find it odd how the M4 lower in-game includes the BCG and the buffer weight

BCG is usually considered an upper piece, and the buffer weight with spring is definitely a stock / buffer tube part

[keen sparrow]

this is true, lol

There are some folks working on a completely modular M4 weapon container

so like, instead of the lower, bcg, and buffer, it'd be.... nothing

and you choose all those things individually

hell, there's even trigger guards floating around

why the fuck is this a thing

[pallid bolt]

I think broken LCDs are for a quest or craft

[keen sparrow]

task makes sense

[pallid bolt]

yeah you need them to make a broken Gphone

[keen sparrow]

so i could in theory break and fix screens over and over again

[keen sparrow]

mfw crafted items become found in raid

[pallid bolt]

it's the only way making stuff in the hideout would be a usable mechanic

unless you're self imposing a no Flea run

[keen sparrow]

hardcore tile-locked solo self found ironman

holy, i made a laser

[pseudo storm]

wtf is that build

[keen sparrow]

If you think that's goofy you should see the backpack i just got out of an airdrop crate

fuckin blackjack sized hello kitty backpack

[keen sparrow]

oh shit, my bad, lmao

wrong gun 1 sec

Imagine if eft had useful irons

[pallid bolt]

imagine

[pseudo storm]

by golly

[pallid bolt]

tarkov irons might be accurate, but they have 0 target acquisition once you're already aiming

[keen sparrow]

The issue is they're modeled after IRL rear sights

which is fine until you're looking through them on a flat screen, and your eye can't focus on the front sight post, thus "ghosting" the rear aperture

Rear sight apertures is one area where they probably should've taken inspo from gulp CoD

There's even a whole mod that addres
ses this https://forge.sp-tarkov.com/mod/1591/better-rear-sights

31,600 downloads, lol

[short cove]

Wait so that's how you solve the memory leak?

[short cove]

Chat

[hollow patrol]

fuck you

[short cove]

What's the best location for a European playing w a na player

[short cove]

Kys

[short cove]

Playing on eu gives him a solid 120 ping (the na player)

[hollow patrol]

either east na or like france

[short cove]

Is there also like Ireland as server?

[hollow patrol]

no idea if they have those

go figure it out

if theres servers in spain or portugal (never really seen those ever) they might work better

go look at a world map and see where europe is

[frosty basalt]

If your buddy is east cost na he should play euro west and vice versa

If he’s west play east

[short cove]

I am European

[frosty basalt]

Since you have a shorter hop to make

[short cove]

I know where places in the world are

[hollow patrol]

go look at a world map and see where florida is

[frosty basalt]

Being on the same continent

[short cove]

Dawg ik its eas coast

I just dont know if tarkov is funky like that

Because like

Its tarkov

[hollow patrol]

or california idk depends

actually not cali that would be retarded

france or florida

[short cove]

When I craft items like a salewa out of a car, does it need tk be unused or is it whatever?

[cyan garnet]

No iirc

[soft coral]

Mooooods they're talking in tarkov channel again

Today I have white monster

[ancient marsh]

No, they need to be fir tho iirc

[keen sparrow]

The best one imo

[glacial haven]

Any topic is better than talking about the game

[soft coral]

REAL AND TRUEEEE

[short cove]

Wait so

[soft coral]

obviously

[short cove]

If i craft something i need to have the items required for it to be fir

[glacial haven]

I think the white monster energy drink is the only one I actually enjoyed

Maybe the Hamilton one, that weird V69 or whatever it's called

[short cove]

So like I cant buy 3 car off flea and make salewas to finish Shortage?

[soft coral]

hamilton is nice too

[short cove]

Whit momster = love

[glacial haven]

But to be fair, in Germany and generally Europe, there's like 1/4th of the flavours that the US has

The most rancid US gas station has more flavours than the entirety of Kaufland in the EU

[soft coral]

soem flavours are regional

that's why

[keen sparrow]

or maybe because the US has brain-drained every other country that has people for culinary/gastronomy information

[glacial haven]

I still think that is a retarded strategy, you can buy whatever flavour from Amazon and other online vendors but only in 12 / 24 packs

[soft coral]

it is

but not much we can do

I like white one anyway and its here in BG so I'm happy

[ancient marsh]

I dont remember exactly but I THINK so, check the requirement for craft, do the requirements have a checkmark next to them?

That means it needs to be fir

[short cove]

I mean i am mostly checking bc a new fella i play w needs to finish Shortage

[glacial haven]

I mean, if I had to guess for a reason, like an actual reason, they did test runs of the flavours in the EU, they didn't sell well and then got sorted out

[short cove]

And he dosent find salewas

And so I thought maybe I can give him 2 of my cars and he can turn them into salewas

[ancient marsh]

Well check if the craft needs fir

[short cove]

At work 😒

[ancient marsh]

You bring something into raid its not fir instantly

[glacial haven]

Wait, they made crafts now require fir as well?

[ancient marsh]

Im not sure, I haven't played this dogshit game in like 3 months

You tell me

I think it was a thing for hc wipe

Ask iedy

[glacial haven]

Idk, I just hear the most retarded shit in this channel and lose even more interest in playing again when 1.0 drops

[short cove]

I pray for 8.6blk to drop w 1.0

[ancient marsh]

Another useless bullet for just one gun

[short cove]

It got more energy then 12.7x55

Its a great dmr round

[ancient marsh]

Who cares

[short cove]

It can be ran in bolt and also in semi auto

[ancient marsh]

It will be

Unobtanium gun

2 useless rounds

1 barely competent

And one thats actually good but fir only and you find like 60 per wipe

Thats the spear right now

[short cove]

I fr thought since now the spear is only trader stuff

[glacial haven]

I also dread the moment when I start playing again, I did not care about the ammunition that much to actually memorise all of the shit I need, I just did a simple flea market search each time for my mag and then did a quick check on the ammo available

Shit will be absolutely fucking ass after years

[short cove]

Tbh I think if there's not too significant changes to spawns

It'll just turn into "hit woods or lighthouse 7 times and you got ammo for about 3 raids that's 40+ pen"

[glacial haven]

I probably won't play till kappa anyways, just wanna see how much bullshit they added over the years

Just to make the loop even more tedious

[soft coral]

its still funny to me the x-ray engine in SoC does audio by doing 1 mono for left and 1 mono for right (btw the audio files sound the exact same theyre just split)
it reminded me of the way BSG handle issues in their game

[glacial haven]

Why? Because there is only one channel and that's nikita telling you about his closeted gay preferences how he wants men to handle his balls?

[soft coral]

in the past people who dig around in the game code have noticed completely asswipe ways to solve an issue

so it reminded me of that in a way

[glacial haven]

Ah yeah, there's probably a fuck ton of that in the source code of tarkov

And I am quite sure, to fix the game, they would essentially have to recode all of it

[soft coral]

its notorious for being like that

[soft coral]

they'd need to change the engine first of all

unity cannot handle a game like tarkov

[keen sparrow]

YES

[soft coral]

not in the size they want at least

[keen sparrow]

omfg yes

[soft coral]

?

did you cream your pants

[keen sparrow]

YES

[soft coral]

oh okay

I mean

we've said it before

many times

[glacial haven]

Unity has ran way more demanding games than Tarkov, it's just that they always fuck each other sideways and in different positions, going through all the pages of the kamasutra to just use the most dogshit way of solving something

And you do not want them to use C++ for the game

Then the game will literally not function anymore

[keen sparrow]

Ever played Kerbal Space Program?

Game made in Unity?

[glacial haven]

Nah but I saw it from time to time, some space program simulation game with weird snot looking things

[keen sparrow]

The more mods you install for that, for like, parts, fuel tanks, solar panels and shit.

the more .bundles get loaded when you start the game

Unity would cache every mod to your fucking RAM

[soft coral]

I did ask in #╙🖇mods-making-discussion if anyone actually knows the reason why its coded this way

[keen sparrow]

So i wouldn't even stop at this is a BSG problem (it is but) I'd say Unity is just ass too

[glacial haven]

I mean, that is the most efficient way to handle it, yeah but all of that would probably get fixed if the game was not literally abandonware if I remember correctly

[keen sparrow]

Imagine if Tarkov Pre-cached bundles

[glacial haven]

Back then, with HDD's, you could not do anything without loading it first into ram, that shit would straight up load for a minute to just end up in your memory anyways

[glacial haven]

I do not have to imagine because even if they would have the most memory efficient setup on this planet, their code would literally bottleneck it to hell and beyond

[keen sparrow]

all 6,888 bundles

shit wait lemme find the actual folder, lmao

[glacial haven]

Idk how Kerbal Space Program functions, maybe it doesn't need to load all of it in, it's some space simulation game, I don't know how their asset storage works and if there is a list of all assets preloaded

[keen sparrow]

k, RIP anyone with less than 24 GB of RAM

"more efficient"

[glacial haven]

And that aside, do you think that would get better with Unreal Engine?

[keen sparrow]

we talking... UE5?

[glacial haven]

It's direct access to the memory, yes, that is indeed more efficient in terms of loading

[glacial haven]

It doesn't matter if UE5 or UE2, they'll fuck it up anyways

[keen sparrow]

If Tarkov was on UE5, noone would be able to play it

[glacial haven]

They can BARELY code in C#

And that language does EVERYTHING itself, fully managed

C++ is completely unmanaged

It's a hellscape for people with 0 knowledge of heap / stack allocations and manually managing memory

Unity is very good in what it does, it's just the rendering pipeline and handles the actors, assets and so on, everything else is Tarkov doing some retarded shit.

Unreal Engine is still the holy grail for graphically intensive games but Tarkov does not need the performance of C++ and Unreal Engine, it needs competent developers that actually know C#, then it'll actually run.

(That aside, the Unity core is written in C++)

[low iris]

least op SPT mod

[keen sparrow]

because one of these only being able to hold 4 keys is fair too

[soft coral]

in all honesty

keychains should hold a bit more keychains

a regular keychain can hold probably like 20 or so keys

easily

[compact knoll]

pretty much just look for ammo thats over like 30 pen

[keen sparrow]

and then the 'key-tool' that looks like it can hold 4 keys can hold what

25 or some shit?

[soft coral]

typical bsg nerfing shit for no reason

[stark torrent]

BurgerStateGayms

[cyan garnet]

We witnessing the peak of russian programming

[keen sparrow]

This is what happens when you let furries into your gaming community

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/xafer-catmeme-meme-cat-soldiarcat-gif-4196924155144969562

[soft coral]

would

[short cove]

Would

[keen sparrow]

oh god he's making more

LMFAO

[short cove]

Not really

Because we live in a just in time world, you really lack storage space and get shipments in for when your stuff sells out.

Having Like 20 flavours that dont really sell but take space is kinda bad if you're having no storage in general.

So you just have 4 flavours keep like maybe 240 cans in the back and next week you get the next supply

[short cove]

The guey knew what he did w the second one

[short cove]

@compact knoll rel?

[keen sparrow]

If you have any question about EFT, think of the worst, most inconvenient answer, and that is the correct one.

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/sinbadsrevenge-gif-687142250901810128

[cyan garnet]

the second one actually made me laugh hard asf

What mentally ill creature created this

[keen sparrow]

you have no idea

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

all imma say is i'm actually a huge asshole for spreading his shit around.

[cyan garnet]

Those videos are certified mentally ill behaviour

[keen sparrow]

imagine adult autism so strong, you need a caretaker

[compact knoll]

no he is retarded

[stark torrent]

fucking expunge

[keen sparrow]

Jesus fucking

WHY

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/nicolas-cage-smoking-cigarette-lord-of-war-taking-a-drag-gif-20367466

[native crypt]

i dont know why but the 3 or 4 seconds of dead air at the end of the clips are so funny

[flat breach]

https://tenor.com/view/death-puss-in-boots-pick-it-up-pencil-meme-gif-9024998142821769028

Send this

[keen sparrow]

K

[short cove]

I am at the work break room rn and am fucking chuckling like the joker to myself

Thanks for making me look more mentally challenged then I am

[keen sparrow]

anytime

[short cove]

Send in the shooting squad

[flat breach]

If you're going to make shitass furry tarkov shit, at least have the decency of using your own hands

[short cove]

Rel

[keen sparrow]

MOTHERFUCKER

[native crypt]

it would turn out like some chris chan tier art

[keen sparrow]

spent so much time making fun of the retard i got karma'd, lmao

[native crypt]

which on second thought would be even funnier

[keen sparrow]

even the MULE+SJ6+Trimadol combo wasn't enough to get me out in time

[flat breach]

We all start somewhere

[short cove]

Imagine the mf using blender

[flat breach]

Default cube massacre

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypsenow-horror-gif-4763006

[short cove]

Imagine like this low poly, horribly rigged, horrific lighting fox

God

Imagine the difference from the bought to his self made textures

God I need ts

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/real-and-true-real-gif-26534743

[viral egret]

coaie

@hollow patrol @stark torrent urc in tramvai

canta un drogat

cu sticla de bere in mana

da smr eu îi rimeaza melodia

e amuzant

da e si drogat clar

[short cove]

Chat is he speaking tarkov?

[viral egret]

im speaking about alcohol so basically what you need after 5k+ tarkov hrs

[short cove]

Do you have 5k+ hours?

[viral egret]

no

[short cove]

God bless

[hollow patrol]

lautarii de azi 😔

[viral egret]

are melodii bune omu

cu cat bea cu cat devine mai destept

e popeyes

[hollow patrol]

dăi niște iarbă pe la nas și se face mozart

[viral egret]

e deja

bate cu picioru

[short cove]

Dawg

Nikita yet still dident put out the patchnotes

[viral egret]

there are none

[keen sparrow]

god i love this key

[viral egret]

omu vorbeste despre diferenta intre gaini si cocos acu

a cazut cu curu in sus

ca a pus frana la tranvai brusc

[short cove]

He said he will post it but like

He dident yet

[hollow patrol]

release patch is the ultra hardcore wipe where all players will be feminized and sent to nikita's basement

[viral egret]

coaie de unde pl mea

scoate asta sticle de bere

[hollow patrol]

invata bine ca asta e om care are cunostinte avansate

[viral egret]

le are in inventar

[viral egret]

e pe a treia sticla

[hollow patrol]

ai gasit protagonistu frate

[viral egret]

e geniu

omu e einstein in alt corp

[short cove]

Is RB BK marked key kinda good?

[hollow patrol]

bun venit inapoi

[short cove]

Like its 5.6mil on market

I pulled one yesterday from a jacket and wonder if it makes sense to sell it on market or run it

[viral egret]

"ce caut la morga ba"

"am inviat din mort"

"la morga oameni scumpi sunt doar morti"

[stark torrent]

bucuresti core

[viral egret]

coaie da ii rimeaza

si mai si povesteste de viata lui

cats 4 ori 9 ori 9

@hollow patrol omu asta e prea destept pt a intelege noi

cica a facut toate blocurile din romania

[hollow patrol]

eu l-aș crede

[viral egret]

ne intreaba daca ne place de o irina roken ceva

logen

logan

sau irina dolanesti

cica a fost la floarea din gradina

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

sa apucat de cantat

, ,mama mea cand ma nascut, batea ploaie si ploua vant"

[stark torrent]

d-aia ma bucur ca am masina

[viral egret]

nu ai comedian langa tine in masina

[stark torrent]

si eu cand eram student in CT era un tatar mereu in autobuzul de dp amiaza coaie injura ala romanii si scuipa in autobuz

cred ca avea 95 ani

era aproape mort omu da cu ultima lui suflare injura romanii

:)))))))))

[viral egret]

coaie nu mai pot de ras

,,eu va cant original"

,,vezi cum luciesc aur am batut un drogat"

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/kek-kekw-gif-19460731

[stark torrent]

:)))) asa de luni

[viral egret]

,,jos cu iliescu"

,,cica umblati cu pungi alea de plastic cu cocaina in ele si trageti pe nas nu"

[soft coral]

mom messages me and goes "I have job proposal for you" Security worker at the local ajvar factory" @viral egret @cyan garnet @keen sparrow @fast garden

we bout to have the "GET OUT OF HERE ,STALKER"

[viral egret]

ur gonna chill with the ghosts at night

[soft coral]

well not exactly ajvar , but lutenica

which is similar product just slightly different recipe

but still

idk if its gonna be at night

could be day shift you never know

@viral egret

this is what they make

[viral egret]

id eat lowk

spread tha shi on bread

is it just tomato paste

[soft coral]

tomato paste with other stuff

its really good

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyutenica

here in my home town stara zagora

the factory is SLIGHTLY off town

and next to it they have a HUUUUUGE plantation of paprikas

and tomatoes and shit

when it rains heavily these mfs literally fire special made rockets at the sky to disrupt the rain if its a hailstorm with ice

I mean realistically who the fuck would try to tresspass in such a factory facility there isn't even any money inside

id sit all day doing jack shit

[stark torrent]

🍄‍🟫

[soft coral]

mf said brown_mushroom

[hollow patrol]

🍄

gang wars

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

Mushroom on mushroom violence

[fast garden]

more Chinese tarkov or rogue trader

[cyan garnet]

Rogue trader is goated

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet @fast garden @hallow stream @stark torrent @viral egret @keen sparrow

[viral egret]

unde cobo

where are u going

[soft coral]

doctor

[viral egret]

my ass was on romanian brub

[viral egret]

i just came back

from the doc aswell

[soft coral]

nais

[viral egret]

im not allowed lactose

at all

not nice

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1OgLQdSMi9a7fZOqV96veS?si=euU7W6v2Sx23KA8SCsuAug

[cyan garnet]

wtf

is this common in eastern europe

[soft coral]

extremely

PEAK WEATHERRR

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

yo unc

lets ggo abi

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

ok

[soft coral]

tbh a job in one of the biggest bulgarian lutenica companies would be cool

[fast garden]

get out of here stalker

[soft coral]

allegedly its the room where you monitor cameras @fast garden

mr house aah job

i know security jobs arent paid much
but then again the company is huge nation wide

we'll see

[fast garden]

prob not a bad gig tbh

[short cove]

dosent that just mean they know more ways to bend you over?

also medcase or medbag?

whats better

[soft coral]

???

nearly any company knows ways to bend you over mate

its not exclusive

[short cove]

but they got more legal people that know how to

amazon as example knows way better how to fuck you legally then a mom n pop shop next door

[soft coral]

yes?

[soft coral]

its a basic job working as security watching monitors

[short cove]

the nuts r kinda worthless

same w bolts

youre not in tarkov anymore

nomore hideout to level my guy

[fast garden]

[short cove]

btw idk if you know

but one way to make money is by deke trading

deke got these offers as example rn

the t4 ammo costs about 2k per round so its close to 240k id get if i resold it

buying all items off flea is about 160k so its a free 80k

nades and meds also sell really well

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner-scrolling-gif-23683039

[ancient marsh]

they somewhat nerfed it in my estimation from season 1

[keen sparrow]

Nooo

[keen sparrow]

Bro go for it

[fast garden]

get off farm asshole

[short cove]

i mean it still kinda is the way to go

its cheap

quick

easy

no risk

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/433053768687288332/1424574127393734736/A2BCCAB1-FFE9-44E5-AA4F-29EFD735517C.png?ex=68e51a4b&is=68e3c8cb&hm=e68bd69adb8a79939d53b392e02a91b059e6c54d51ec68b18257c5cedbe9a57b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[lunar jungle]

cool trick from skate from tarkov

[keen sparrow]

#💣tarkov-released message

[fast garden]

https://x.com/nikgeneburn/status/1975223400399307107?t=XcIno2FngTK4lRvvFnSqUg&s=19

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

So, here is the list for upcoming Softcore changes:

● Decreased inertia - the greater the overload, the greater the reduction (reduction of inertia up to 70%)
● Increased carry weight by 50%;
● Added barters for various goods to traders at loyalty level 2 for dog tags.
●

X · Oct 6, 2025, 3:35 PM

[dapper grotto]

we are so barack

[fast garden]

Yeah like

There’s hope

[stark torrent]

Tarkov Sexcore

[fast garden]

@stark torrent making rice crispy treats with mom be back in a bit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-happy-wednesday-happy-wednesday-gif-15994586294395301654

[keen sparrow]

Didn’t they like

Never intend for anyone to be able to elite more than 3 skills per wipe?

[dapper grotto]

no they just made it a pain to level to stop an exploit where you could level some skills to elite in 1 raid

said exploit has been fixed like 4-5 years ago

and they still couldnt be fucked to return it to the old system

[keen sparrow]

Remember when you could move stuff around in a bag while your friend speed-leveled search looking through the bag?

[viral egret]

was

[stark torrent]

i remember where if u dropped an empty bag then ur friend put item in it and oyu didnt search the items, the bag had 0 weight

[wintry ridge]

Oh boy this is gonna be so dog shit

[keen sparrow]

Or dropping a bag in raid full of empty mags, being able to load them all instantly

[keen sparrow]

Yeah, dude’s out of ideas

[wintry ridge]

Not even thet

People act like no intertia was the golden age of tarkov solely because the movement

But it wasnt

[keen sparrow]

Man i love how right after path to tarkov mod came out, bsg implemented map transit

[native crypt]

im still mad they patched this out

[wintry ridge]

It was because the flea wasn't completely neutered and everywhere was viable to play

[keen sparrow]

Maybe nikita needs to scroll spt mods for more ideas rather than config edits to the server

“I will change this number to another number for this wipe, they’ll love that”

[wintry ridge]

But rose tinted MFS can only remember being able to bunnyhop on some noobs on shoreline and that's what they hyperfixate on

I honestly really prefer intertia and slower overall movement as long as they adjust the raid timers and stamina penalties to be less punishing

Not getting pushed by someone jumping corners with an altyn zabralo and full raid bag is shockingly enjoyable

[keen sparrow]

Lowkey wanna make a backpack that gives +turn speed and +ergo just to see what it was like

[wintry ridge]

Making the game play like siege isn't really conducive to a genre defining title

And streamers should just go play siege of they want zero flinch zero inertia QE spam corner peeking

[keen sparrow]

I daresay seige shouldn;t even be considered a rainbow six title

[wintry ridge]

It's not

Rainbow six games aren't realistic but there's a tactical element to them

[keen sparrow]

Motherfuckers will never understand pre-mission planning screen from raven shield

[wintry ridge]

Siege had that for a while

A defense plotting element beyond just setting up rotations and peeks and ways to shoot people in the head better

[keen sparrow]

Ready or not plays more like rainbow six than rainbow six seige does

[wintry ridge]

I remember when twitch was insane

You had to focus her drone or else it would absolutely fry you

[wintry ridge]

It plays like swat

Rainbow six kinda played like swat also but it was less breach and clear

[keen sparrow]

Depends which one you played

[wintry ridge]

Not super methodical since you still had to treat it like a tdm game

[keen sparrow]

Raven shield you could radial a door and tell your ai teammates to open flash and clear

Or open frag and clear

[wintry ridge]

Oh for single player yeah

[cyan garnet]

killed shadow of tagilla then died to killa

[wintry ridge]

Multiplayer was a different beast

[keen sparrow]

Never played multi. I knew better

[wintry ridge]

I think they honestly should've gone for the domestic terrorist game instead of siege

Or just focus on the plotline they had with the gas bombing guys in the campaign mode for siege

They had some good ideas queued up they completely dropped to focus on the dogshit esports balance of the game

Even the poorly received zombies campaign was interesting

[cyan garnet]

some of my friends love siege and play it like everyday

i played 2 games and was like this is dogshit

[wintry ridge]

I played a bunch way back in the dayb

Between like season 3 and whenever they added aussies

[keen sparrow]

Oh god shat was it called before theynpussed out

[wintry ridge]

Not heartlands

Uhhh

Home front?

Idk

[keen sparrow]

The terrorists in that game were kidnapping the bankers

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

[keen sparrow]

Which was hilarious for optics because of the big banker bailouts that had JUST HAPPENED

[wintry ridge]

Patriots

Wow yeah they were kinda on the nose lol

Domestic terrorist focused campaign either game called patriots

With the*

Wasn't patriot front around at thst time

[keen sparrow]

They were founded 2017

Occupy wall street and r6 patriots were both 2011

Ubisoft should;ve nutted up and made the game where you hunted commies anyways

But now ubisoft is commies so RIP good games with good plotlines

I know saudi arabia just bought EA, who’s buying ubisoft

[cyan garnet]

gaming is so dead for good single player games

[keen sparrow]

It really really is

[ancient marsh]

communism is when you turbo milk games

[keen sparrow]

You play slop or remakes of shit from 2006

[cyan garnet]

space marine 2 was kino imo

what was that like a year ago

[wintry ridge]

Communism is when you capitalism

[cyan garnet]

you vill purchase ze remakes und you vill enjoy them

[keen sparrow]

Communism is when you sit and hold your shit in instead of taking a shit in the toilet

[wintry ridge]

Investors forcing devs and team leads to remake the same 3 series over and over again

It's crazy how the most out of touch people on the world get to decide how to run the company

[ancient marsh]

unironically china

they are the most ruthless immoral capitalists rn

[wintry ridge]

CEO probably has some leverage too but unironically I think they're still at the board and publishers mercy for a lot of choices

[keen sparrow]

I love when people say that we’re | | <-this close to cyberpunk 2077. And then you tell them how China is going

[wintry ridge]

It's a boring dystopia

It's not cyberpunk cool

[keen sparrow]

If cyberpunk was cool to you, you weren’t paying attention

[wintry ridge]

It's all the shitty parts without the cool buildings and cars

[keen sparrow]

Sorry

That game is unironically a horror game

[wintry ridge]

And modern day is too

Be glad you're not working in the industrial sector of a rural Chinese city

[keen sparrow]

I think we might be okay until the eu and us think keir starmers digital ID is a good idea

Then we’re cooked

[wintry ridge]

Shoveling coal coke for 12 hours a day while the water turns black

[keen sparrow]

Here in 4 years that’ll probably be the only job once ai has made everything not manual labour obsolete

[compact knoll]

do you remember the insta reload bug

i think it got discovered during halloween

also the empty bag bug caused packet loss

[wintry ridge]

I'm not gonna downplay it but on my list of fucked up dystopian stuff, classic government "protect the kids!" Overreach is pretty low

[compact knoll]

it would rubberband you around

[keen sparrow]

My my, what’s at the top for you

[compact knoll]

i discovered it with my friend before it got widespread

[compact knoll]

!topic

[safe summit]

@keen sparrow

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent went to open minecraft, opened bsg launched instead

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400127127235461120/togif.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/babycrying-baby-crying-gif-12353012090090309134

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[keen sparrow]

Why did i get !topic’d when we talk about tarkov like.. 10% of the time here

Lord, i remember when SPT was all hush hush here

[short cove]

Those legit cant be real lobbies

also holy shit my armour carried me so so bad

like i took about 7 rounds each in two encounters

[ancient marsh]

🫄🏿

[wintry ridge]

Replacing the entire lower class with automated labor

[short cove]

you got a free space in your stack? 🙏

[ancient marsh]

can you access tarkov vc?

[short cove]

ye

[ancient marsh]

join then

[keen sparrow]

It’s okay. You’ll have a brainchip that acts as a crypto-coin miner as a form of universal basic income, and your brain-coins can only be spent on certain stuff, if they don’t expire after having not been spent.

Have fun getting advertisements being pushed into your dreams as you sleep.

[wintry ridge]

Heyyy it's just like uhh

[keen sparrow]

[wintry ridge]

What's that one class action that just happened

Some parking company got sued for a data breach right

And they paid out all the lawsuit in parking credit

Only 1$ usable in 25c increments

And only via their app

That was the thing that got breached

[keen sparrow]

Parkmobile

[wintry ridge]

Idk how they even won that fucking cheapskates payout

[keen sparrow]

You all get 1$ payable to us

[wintry ridge]

It's literally worse than not giving any reward since you have to use their app that will get your info stolen again

Whichever judge and jury decided that was a reasonable payout should be ashamed

Rewarding a company's carelessness with less than a slap on the wrist

[keen sparrow]

https://patentscope.wipo.int/search/en/detail.jsf?docId=WO2020060606&tab=PCTDESCRIPTION

Of course it’s them

[wintry ridge]

Running in the hamster wheel to generate electricity for the data farm and getting paid 0.001btc a month

Did you see people having to subsidize data center electricity costs @keen sparrow

[stark torrent]

i e d y

[wintry ridge]

Something around 30% higher electricity bills for residences near data farms

[wintry ridge]

@short cove is it good

[keen sparrow]

Yup

[wintry ridge]

They subsidize them twice

Once when their tax dollars go to subsidies

Another when their electric bill spikes

[keen sparrow]

I was a certain political persuasion until i saw our admin cozying up to peter thiel and the ceo of pfizer

Peter thiel who says using legislature to regulate AI use and progress will bring about the end-times

Palantir is probably sending an MQ-1 Predator over my house rn

Sorry i’m not talking about tapkob, but i’m not at my PC playing tapkob.

[soft coral]

man fuck this game

[cyan garnet]

so true

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

[soft coral]

the people have spoken...

[viral egret]

so tarkov

[hallow stream]

the people have spoken

they are tired from matching with the same limp dick cheaters

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kumala-la-black-guy-on-a-boat-black-guy-smiling-black-guy-smirk-gif-26964740

[soft coral]

tarkov could NEVER

[fast garden]

tarkov could NEVER

[short cove]

3fQetei7waci544

[ancient marsh]

fuck my studentcel life

it could have been me

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1019640781952270478/1423074582813999114/dumbidiot.gif

[wintry ridge]

Thiel is a bigger fuckhead than lightkeeper

[keen sparrow]

It’s been tried

Problem is you’d have to rig the dangly bit to the PMC/Scav skeleton to equate player moves=thing swings and that’s just not how Tarkov works

It literally cannot be done without a serious client mod that noone wants to do

All the people that can code are vehemently against adding charms to tarkov, lol

[keen sparrow]

Pains me to see the same parts i see on every live players m4 being put on the m4 in a totally different game, lol

Not a rip on you, moreso the devs for all but directly copying BSGs homework for parts variety and balancing

[stark torrent]

Scav to Hero

[hollow patrol]

the scrumptious scavver

[soft coral]

maaate

I need to find the x-16 "AVARIA" ogg sfx

[keen sparrow]

It’s a tarkov meme, i swear

Tarkov uses a script in Unity called boxcollider. This script makes it so when you drop a helmet from your inventory it doesn’t fall through the ground.

Still can’t figure out why south shoreline ignores this though

[ancient marsh]

https://sora.chatgpt.com/p/s_68e42acaf4648191a32bb2098bdea3cc

[soft coral]

the ogg sounds should technically be in SoC

nvm actually in SoC they're different

[real solstice]

Nice K/D, Morgan...

[real solstice]

Alright you got me, I ordered some stash space from Taiwan and was waiting for them to arrive.

And you're looking for them in a .exe file?

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow

insane find in the anomaly files

gypsies go out in public this starts playing

[short cove]

3fQetei7waci5P4

ts tomorrow

a whole squad w that would go so hard

just fucking better mosin man w 0 recoil and no sights

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent this gun is pretty cost effective

it's like 56k from traders and has way better stats than a scar

[soft coral]

@short cove @keen sparrow @fast garden @hollow patrol @hallow stream

idk just a random ogg

[ancient marsh]

700 fire rate vs 500

[keen sparrow]

YOOOOOO

[short cove]

Its so bad

Trust

Range and accuracy are the death of it

[ancient marsh]

why

[keen sparrow]

Do it.

[short cove]

You got like 39 range

And 30 acc

That means post like 40 meters you cant hit anything reliably

And because you dont got any barrel options you're stuck w that

Its great for farm most of the time

Or for tv

But on valley it blows so bad

There you need long range

Or even from like start of farm wheatfield to the house

Thats like 100ish meters

There you also will never hit anything

[short cove]

A general really good gun is the m14 and the bm59 if you cant buy a m14

M14 slaps

T3 is cheap

Dmg is high

Great range and acc

Recoil is also good

The thing just dosent got full auto

However the sup is like 14k

[hollow patrol]

..... so .... its so ... fvcking.......

[soft coral]

wot?

[short cove]

I dont speak stalker 😔

[fast garden]

tv station

[ancient marsh]

which one is the bm59

[short cove]

Carbine

Mostly wood

Cant take a sup

[ancient marsh]

oh, doesnt it suck ass

[short cove]

Only a sight

[short cove]

Kinda

[ancient marsh]

it can

[short cove]

But it can take up to a 20rnd 762 51 mag

[short cove]

It can?

I thought only a muzzlebreak

[hollow patrol]

it really is

[short cove]

Then it is legit viable

[short cove]

That

[ancient marsh]

why not just use the FAL

[short cove]

Is viable

[short cove]

Bro

[ancient marsh]

it's cheap and full auto

with low recoil

[short cove]

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