💣tarkov-released

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-b-based-based-god-happy-dance-gif-17323025

[vivid dawn]

[soft coral]

in all honesty this is a bit too balkan for stalker but it works for the bandits

[keen sparrow]

what is that, like a month?

[soft coral]

Maybe

[keen sparrow]

72 hours = 3 days *10 = 720

jfc

[soft coral]

bro just use google

dumbass

[keen sparrow]

the day i can't do "napkin-math" is the day i go into nursing home

[soft coral]

sir I am not going on those websites

I feel the virus from here

[keen sparrow]

Like looking for anything with yandex.ru

https://tenor.com/view/meme-black-child-exorcist-savun-gif-2886110114740383915

[soft coral]

61 songs for bandit radio

holy

[keen sparrow]

Bless whoever added this gem to bandit radio in GAMMA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S0Hn-_pBCs&list=RD8S0Hn-_pBCs&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

Game actually has quite a few original artist sogns

@keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1191518737480818740/1284579725364166839/IVxyndD.gif

[soft coral]

well I was able to take the guitar tracks and group them into a nice album for my jellyfin player @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

jesus

[soft coral]

it wasn't that hard

took like 7 minutes

I justhad to manually input the metadata for each track number aka 1/2/3

logos were easy peasy I went into the steam library cache where each library image is saved and found SOC

I'm not gonna change it to gamma because those tracks didn't originate from gamma

[keen sparrow]

I miss when MP3 players were a thing

[native crypt]

I kinda do to but the limited amount of songs you could have sucked

[soft coral]

mp3 players aren't a thing anymore but mp3s are

nobody is stopping you from making playlists in winamp

For the nostalgia factor

[keen sparrow]

I remember i had a sandisk

one of those wanna be ipods that had the wheel on the front

I opened it up and unplugged the ribbon cable that connected the wheel in the front half to the I/O board in the back half

Closed it and took it to best buy and said it was defective shit so i could get the next model on my warranty

The sansa fuze was peak though

[soft coral]

Closest thing to this would be jellyfin media player on your pc

Self host that mf on your pc or a nas or even a dedicted server and shove every song you have in there

[fast garden]

Man

I do not want to boot up my ps5

But literally zero mention of a pc release window for yotei

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1423219961622429806/1312720246481621022.gif

[hallow stream]

Just guess its gonna be the same as tsushima

Which was like 2 or 3 years after release and then you need to connect with psn account still to even play the game, and its blacklisted where psn isnt available

Fuck you sony

[fast garden]

It was 4 years.

I’d honestly be surprised if in the current climate it’s longer than like, 8 months

[keen sparrow]

I need to. Monster Hunter Wilds has the space microwave fight and i gotta do it

[fast garden]

Hopefully less than that

[fast garden]

Just play it on pc?

[keen sparrow]

My PC is a potato

[fast garden]

The performance is dogshit either way

[keen sparrow]

nah, it plays like a dream on PS5, lol

Same with Dragon's Dogma 2

Almost like capcom can't make PC games

🤔

oh my, i haven't let out this hot take yet

So in my 32 years on this earth, i've noticed something hilarious and paradoxical.

The Japanese can't code for shit.

[soft coral]

faster than gpu on tarkov

[viral egret]

why do i know almost all of those

i just didnt know abt qbz

[soft coral]

will anyone ever get that tarkov uses BARELY any gpu

what the fuck

[viral egret]

and insas apparently

[soft coral]

you could run that mf on a 4gb from 10 years ago

I got beer nuts @viral egret

yummy

[viral egret]

beer and nuts or

[soft coral]

however them mfs will stick to my teeth harder than glue

no

[viral egret]

i have never heard of beer nuts

[viral egret]

enjoy them

[soft coral]

I do

they're great

[viral egret]

i got 9 in french

im such a king

[soft coral]

and we shall gamma a bunch today

[soft coral]

suck on 19

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/967696698065436682/1423300877137219736/Anomaly_2025.10.02_-_16.26.54.01.mp4?ex=68dfcfbc&is=68de7e3c&hm=63cac90031cccf0e21034c45dd3275a6f51c05f9262a87722135f1b34e8f5f15&

[short cove]

Wuh

[native crypt]

Never heard of them but these look awesome

[keen sparrow]

The Mexico rifle is actually interesting

A clone of the HK G36 that is so close it actually pissed off HK

[fast garden]

The handguard looks a lot cooler

So does the pistol grip

[keen sparrow]

Go join Mexican MP then

Maybe you'll get a cushy gig standing around in a 'Plaza' in Cancun

[fast garden]

The g36 is iconic but it’s not exactly pretty imo lol

[soft coral]

yo

give me the that one drawing of the girl with the big tits

the tarkov one

[fast garden]

The one that was sent recently

[soft coral]

anyone of them

[fast garden]

Too bad

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1401046732711657513/GwlVhpRXEAEr7U7.png?ex=68df4573&is=68ddf3f3&hm=8bad4612ad85f6e680972a02a57261a1de48ad1065921b1ddb970472b7a1deac&

This is all I have

[soft coral]

maaaan

this one is missing the tits

wait I'll search artyoms picture posts in here

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/money-card-slam-smash-gif-26287004

[soft coral]

oookay

bad day to have eyes

[keen sparrow]

Female killa could blow up my foreskin like a balloon

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

oooomg

I got reminded of that one glorious E emote

with the sex pose

that would be crazy

this one is good

excuse the hdr

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slides-table-funny-gif-6367194956862531950

[soft coral]

CMON MATE

give me ideas to put on the photo of a loved one

[keen sparrow]

little heart stickers

[soft coral]

don't be gey

[keen sparrow]

bruh

That's going to be funny for a moderator to read

Maybe they'll realise how fucking stupid that rule is

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-mustard-tarkov-hop-on-gif-26160292

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-love-love-you-nikita-buyanov-nikita-gif-12188547301845261078

[keen sparrow]

I hate the guy dressed as mustard looking like albert einstein

[soft coral]

it has to be image

maybe this one

@keen sparrow @cyan garnet @compact knoll @fast garden @native crypt @stark torrent @hallow stream @viral egret @ancient marsh

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

Absolutely delightful

[viral egret]

so true

[keen sparrow]

Imagine escaping from tarkov only to get trapped int he fucking zone

[soft coral]

its a bit washed out but can't win em all

[keen sparrow]

i wonder why tho

[soft coral]

tbh no idea

it wasn't washed out in paint.net

[keen sparrow]

It wouldn't have an alpha layer would it?

[soft coral]

next thing I need to learn how to do is put custom ogg files in gamma

this way I want to make it so that the monolith calling voice plays the angry scav voice line or can i put my balls in yo jaws song

[keen sparrow]

that really really long scav line?

[soft coral]

da

[keen sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amandak-eyeroll-xUOxeVZRbp8PswYyl2

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent any actual updates to tarkov recently or what

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent rape flavour

Grape flavour

[soft coral]

WHAT FLAVOUR!?!?!?

[compact knoll]

Sorry autocorrect

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/moistcritikal-penguinz0-charlie-misinput-it-was-a-misinput-gif-23090919

Question is why did it autocorrect to that

[compact knoll]

I made it up

Its funny

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/myass-gif-19959059

[stark torrent]

Nope

e

[soft coral]

e

[stark torrent]

holy monitor

bro fucking pissed all over it

[soft coral]

this is what happens when you touch it

[fast garden]

Bro is retarded and has a touch screen?

[ancient marsh]

0/30 bro keeping BONES

[fast garden]

Man rogue trader so cool

I love my companions

Yeah here’s my trusty advisor, the goth bitch from church, and my three zoo animals that want to kill each other

[compact knoll]

Abelard, crush this guy's balls

[fast garden]

I’ve said that like 10 Times already ngl

As I send Abelard into his 3rd consecutive turn of mauling 10 heretics to death

[compact knoll]

I should replay it

A lot of new dlcs since the last time

[fast garden]

Two DLCs out and another two on the way I guess

[compact knoll]

Maybe i do heretic or pragmatic

[fast garden]

Imma prob get them after this one playthrough at least if I’m still playing

I’m doing iconoclast

I’m assuming you did dogmatic?

[compact knoll]

I dont remember to be honest

I did the good one i guess

[native crypt]

marazhai my favorite court jester

[compact knoll]

Yeah did dogmaric

[fast garden]

Mfw I see a dark eldar with a green name and portrait

I don’t think I’d ever play the game without uh

Abelard and cassia

Honestly

And I like yrilet (even though she’s a copy of my character) and idira, and Argenta so like

Who the fuck would I even replace

[native crypt]

your missing out marz usually has some very funny interactions

[fast garden]

I’m not in act 3 yet so

I’ve just been exploring in act 2

[native crypt]

just dont forget ulfar in act 3 like i did my first time around

[fast garden]

I’m sure I’ll figure that out

[native crypt]

you have to gaslight the emperor's angel just right

[fast garden]

I’m really good at that so far

She didn’t have anything to say about yrilet

Yet at least

[viral egret]

@soft coral what yu doin man

my Mic has DIED

truly

go get them artifacts king

kill ur enemies

arti hunting in ironman is easy tbh

i just dont mess with burners

they were nerfed

the anomaly fields were

imma leave u to ur own shit cause i unfortunately have some school work to do

good luck and bon voyage on your adventures

[soft coral]

lmao

[fast garden]

Spotify lossless making me buss

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll @soft coral

[soft coral]

?????????????????????????????

Terrible day to have eyes

[keen sparrow]

whaaaaaat

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Nikita saying we should get better at Lighthouse should alone get him a place in the deepest pit of hell , what a fat fucking cocksucker

[fast garden]

Nikita

Every time the servers crash it’s prob because his fat ass broke the rope, fell through the floor and landed on the servers

[stark torrent]

i dont even have time to drop artyom a supressor this guy pushed the spawn and killed us

i didnt even have time to sit in my chair

[keen sparrow]

Lmao wait what?

He wants people to play that shit map?

[fast garden]

Obviously lighthouse

What spawn

Wtp?

[stark torrent]

No the fishing house by lighthouse pathway , we ran away from the right one straight into the left guy that was already there somewhat

I jumped in my chair , closed the game and im going to bed

i need 4 insomnia kills, goons , guide and sanitar room in labs for Kapper

but goons only spawn on LH this wipe so the amount of ass in incomprehensible

[fast garden]

God bless

[soft coral]

@stark torrent a universally balkan thing is a plstic bag that keeps all the other plastic bags inside it

[fast garden]

That is also a very universally country thing here in the states

We have grocery bags on bags

[soft coral]

gotta recycle

but you never use the main holding bag

its sin

[fast garden]

Recycle

He doesn’t know

[soft coral]

your mother doesn't know

[fast garden]

We use them things

For every thing

We have a container with main bags full of dozens of grocery bags

[short cove]

can this work for factory?

i need 3 scav kills there and in total 10

[soft coral]

why wouldn't it work?

[short cove]

idfk, you tell me

[soft coral]

put some shells in the alpha mate

[short cove]

the humble hardcore wipe

[soft coral]

ah

damn

the game became an even bigger piece of shit

[short cove]

@compact knoll bros snake is solid or smth

u up for mental torment or nah?

[short cove]

u still on? 🙏 😭

[stark torrent]

No sir i chose peace and quiet tonight

[cyan garnet]

Playing on super hard mode with that alpha case

[compact knoll]

nah fuck it

dont feel like it

[short cove]

why cant i find masochists rn 😭

new record of mine

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-impressive-very-nice-coping-patrick-bateman-gif-26518058

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

tarkov players when i tell them life has value

[short cove]

you signed that away w the moment you download tarkov

[fast garden]

we are but meat puppets self sacrificed for nikitas secret russian super solider program

dude the worst part about this wipe is that unlike last wipe im not taking a break and getting on to my 50+ altyns and 2000 of every bullet

cant even have fun whats even the point

[soft coral]

you know its bad

[fast garden]

night before last i sat in front of my pc and did nothing for like 6 hours and tarkov didnt cross my mind more than once

[fast garden]

@short cove have you blown your own head off yet

[short cove]

how

nade?

[fast garden]

like uh

with a gun

in your mouth

tarkov tends to have that effect on people

[short cove]

not yet

but i wondered why there isent a suicide mechanic in raids

[fast garden]

rex told us about the hidden/cut makarov animation where you shoot ur self

anyway

im bored

[short cove]

YOU WANT TO PAY ME 26K FOR THAT JÄGER?

[short cove]

u down to drag your balls w me through like 3 scavs in factory?

i need like 3 scav kills there and 10 total

additionally i am tryna get 2 salevas for a quest and a electromotor for a daily

[fast garden]

havent played in 2 months

who will be worse at the game

[short cove]

Meee :3

[fast garden]

theres a fucking update

sigh

alright

im gonna hop in admin-furry-rp-vc

dont remember you got arena?

tell you what

imma warm up rq on arena

i will play 100x better after like

a single arena last hero

another update

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1423219961622429806/1312720246481621022.gif

[soft coral]

this WOMAN mate

at 12:05 she goes come down so i can give you the keys for the cat

[fast garden]

bro is being

utilized

[short cove]

the keys for the cat?

[soft coral]

i wont take any more od this

[short cove]

like a real being

or a catalysator

but why would you lock either

[soft coral]

fucking h- nvm

[short cove]

nah i need context for the cat now

[short cove]

i just remembered its like 11pm so imma be a lil quiet

but relax, it chill tho

[soft coral]

@fast garden

tell him

i cba

[fast garden]

ivan has a gf

sorta

[soft coral]

kinda

[fast garden]

and this gf has kat

ivan is FORCED

[short cove]

cat in like feline?

[fast garden]

to take care of cat

yeah

[short cove]

but why lock

like

[fast garden]

they dont live together

[short cove]

is it a eldrich being that eats cables or smth?

ahhh

[hallow stream]

a drill to put up your ass so Nikita can't probe you into a mindless drone

[fast garden]

what the fuck is this

this is assualt

thats class 4 body class 2 soft

cant even have more than 3 fucking mags

cant bottom load slightly worse ammo

????

guess i need a fucking 20rd mag

what the fuck is enforcer.

too bad theres zero options on enforcer now

yeah arena class balance is shit now

and also nonsensical

also we removed half the guns

smile

[keen sparrow]

she still ain't gave you any pussy for watching her cat?

bro, cut her off and start charging money since she wanna play with your time like that

don't get strung along king

[fast garden]

ivans being used because he is a pathetic whelp

[hallow stream]

Average balkaner when pretty woman

[fast garden]

i love buying the glukhar sr3m

its genuinely hilarious to me

this was where i left off

[fast garden]

what little life force i had left in me today

gone

played tarkov

[short cove]

escape from tarkov ❌

escape from joy ✅

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/ldXTYpBsL7yWt2HsO?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=7JhorBBsROOyw6

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

fuck this game, on the dead homies

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden

no more than 3 colors on that video btw

[winged mica]

Why u be living in Chernarus

[soft coral]

Where?

Sir I live in Stara Zagora

[keen sparrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1144610907415138344/1423602517178191922/image.png?ex=68e0e8a9&is=68df9729&hm=10e7c1ce0491fdcc2b65f9b92db5a8f2fff9168d410df34dccff7c4a4522e88d&this game fuckin rules

best 6$ i've spent in a long time

[hollow patrol]

i ended up buying it a few days ago too but i didnt touch it i was gonna wait for more updates

[keen sparrow]

It was a bit rough at first (i suck+spawn RNG)

but once i got a good sized backpack, now it's smooth sailing

[hollow patrol]

i would never suck + im pro and sigma

[soft coral]

@hollow patrol @keen sparrow @winged mica @stark torrent @fast garden @hallow stream artyom everytime we play

[golden thicket]

I haven't played Tarkov in years but I still long for it like an ex

Battlestate made my perfect game with the perfect setting and made it impossible to play casually

[hallow stream]

You long for a woman that has stabbed you 28 times in the chest and face, you had to go through 80 surgeries to look like a disfigured freak that nobody wants and everyone makes fun of and she has ruined your life, yet you still long for her

Lobotomize this individual

[golden thicket]

I shit you not

If the game had competent anti cheat and you could still buy mid tier ammo on the flea I'd probably still be playing it

I think it's been 2-3 years since I last reinstalled

I long for the idea of Tarkov not what it is

[ancient marsh]

DO YOU HAVE AN IBUPROFEN

I HAVE A HEADACHE

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean , you can have fun at least early wipe , but it gets stale af later

[golden thicket]

Even then, every day you aren't playing is a day you're becoming less competitive. If you could still buy a kit capable of dunking on the sweats in a gunfight with the flea then this would be less of an issue.

People say battle passes are FOMO but that's nothing compared to fear of being relegated to a rat because you didn't grind out your traders week 1

[soft coral]

TLDR - this game is dogshit

[keen sparrow]

so uhhhh

https://forge.sp-tarkov.com

[fast garden]

A temporary solution to a permanent problem

[hallow stream]

A really good solution I would say

Maybe one day a modded private tarkov server will be hosted by a person who has enough money not to give a shit about the losses just to play the game with people who aren't cheaters

[soft coral]

@keen sparrow doesn't spt make a self hosted server?

[hallow stream]

Yes but theres a coop mod

Where you can host a server for you and friends to play on in a single squad non pvp, friendly fire is on obviously

[soft coral]

i was gonna say wouldn't it be possible to put SPT on a dedicated server and play with friends that way

[hallow stream]

There is a chance that someone could make a mod

That makes people able to spawn at whatever spawn fully pvp and the such

But that would probably mean nikita cease and desisting spt, which is probably why nobody has done it yet

[fast garden]

I think you can actually set this up and there’s instructions for it, but I think it doesn’t really work with more than one active raid

[cyan garnet]

Would it even matter if they cease and desist? like they're a russian company who cares

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

Their headquarters are in the UK

In a ghost office

So they would have it centered there

[viral egret]

nope

it would be a C&D on the Mod usually

pretty sure spt devs dont allow that to happen aswell so they dont get hit in crossfire

[fast garden]

Yeah the thing is that they don’t want any bad blood with bsg

[ancient marsh]

who here plays ABI?

@stark torrent @compact knoll holy shit even the chinesium EFT clone does pistol swapping better lmao

if you have a primary and swap to a pistol you hold it in your left hand and you quick swap between

[stark torrent]

yeah its been like that for some time, you do have recoil and accuracy penality with it but it makes more sense

than the double tap to quick swap and uses 25% of your arm stamina bar luled

[ancient marsh]

you play abi?

[stark torrent]

nah

but i see it here and there since algorithm thinks its tarkov

[fast garden]

Xal playing chinesium clone

God bless

[ancient marsh]

i redownloaded it to see if the bug where my game stutters when i shoot is fixed and it is

it was the only reason i drropped the game

[stark torrent]

everything to not play the real dogshit

[ancient marsh]

ofc

i didn't pay 10k for abi did i

[stark torrent]

suck urself

im going to hunt the g00ns then end myself

@fast garden how is arena man is it worth it

[fast garden]

It was so fucking terrible do not bother

They removed all loadout variety

Can carry even less ammo

Most guns only have a single ammo for them now so you can’t bottom load cheaper ammo to reach point thresholds

Scout has class 5 armor

Enforcer has like 2 guns

[cyan garnet]

literally impossible for bsg not to create dogshit

[stark torrent]

at this point they should remove classes lmao

[fast garden]

I thought the loadout balance was like 95% perfect before this shit

Now it’s 100% dogshit

Yes give scout class 5 armor and MP7 FMJ

Rip to everyone who got skins on the guns that are just gone from the game now

Like no class has the VAL I think

Oh and assault lost 40-45 round mags too

[hallow stream]

"do you like taking it up the ass"

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/vito-cheeks-gif-24693403

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[ancient marsh]

POV you are a radiator grilled cheese

[golden thicket]

That's just the thing, in my ideal world the pvp would remain. But I'm sure I'll get around to setting up SPT some day

[fast garden]

It’s like alright

[cyan garnet]

This is his gaming chair

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/nice-christian-bale-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-good-gif-18161424

[short cove]

someone up for some raids?

[short cove]

dident aimpunch got mostly removed and inertia too?

so now you can strafe?

[fast garden]

It doesn’t really feel great or anything

The aimpunch is the only good change

And not getting sprint stopped I guess

But even then eh

Doesn’t make up for the rest of the ass

[short cove]

@stark torrent u up?

[frosty basalt]

But only for arena tho right

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[frosty basalt]

Not getting sprint stopped is huge for people like me that barely play or newcomers

I don’t have the muscle memory 100% down yet to stop sprinting before releasing w

It would always lead to that annoying slide shit where you’re locked in an animation and your player cannot be moved

Have they added it to base tarkov yet or still just arena

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1423774253911638157/VID_20251003_134407_272.mp4?ex=68e1889a&is=68e0371a&hm=b060ae273fb65e1b48f7b63d3f993ff15e7ea684d34f923f13c8fe147bca6f93& @frosty basalt @short cove @fast garden @cyan garnet @stark torrent @hallow stream @viral egret

[short cove]

as for now hes testing the softcore changes on arena before doing it in the basegame

[short cove]

vw truly produces the best cars

[soft coral]

skoda*

vw but czech

[short cove]

vw but different logo

[soft coral]

Seat is literally porsche yes

[short cove]

well porsche belongs to vw since they bought porsche as they tried to do a hostile takover that failed

so basically most of the european cars are just like. . . vw and daimler

[soft coral]

in this day and age , yes

[fast garden]

im gonna be honest im not 100% sure if its for sprint stop

[short cove]

its a very sadneing day

[fast garden]

i think it is?

the freedom of strafe movement with no random stops is nice though

[short cove]

btw how to

like is it better then gz or worse

like lootwise and stuff

since i got most of my raids in gz

[soft coral]

streets

[fast garden]

everyone but me hates it

[soft coral]

the test drive incident

[fast garden]

i think its the best map in the game

[soft coral]

I think this game sucks dick

[fast garden]

spawns are about as bad as most other maps spawns because spawns in tarkov are generationally ass

[fast garden]

obviously

[soft coral]

duhhhh

[stark torrent]

streets has good loot but thats kinda it , it plays pretty bad

the spawns are too close even tho the map is big and the performance is just abysmal

its a great scav map

if you need hideout stuff i would defo scav streets as it has a lot of dufflebags and toolboxes and shit

[soft coral]

oooooshkaaaaaaa

@stark torrent @fast garden

dinner for champions

[surreal stirrup]

rng

[short cove]

but liek how to do it and is it worth it

[surreal stirrup]

always have your map open
literally

[short cove]

the humble single monitor

[fast garden]

yeah honesylu

[short cove]

waiter waiter

[surreal stirrup]

phone :

[short cove]

more sost please

[fast garden]

i was first gonna give you some tips

[surreal stirrup]

why is it doing a dick using sost's

[fast garden]

but i keep forgetting the average person does not comprehend information the same way as i do

[short cove]

dawg

idk

[fast garden]

so just have a map open and scav the map

[short cove]

540 sost is just a lil funky

[surreal stirrup]

truth

i remember like all of the maps within 5-10 raids

i went on streets like 20-30 times

still dont remember shit

[fast garden]

[surreal stirrup]

because it's too big

[short cove]

thats like tossing a toddler into a crane and saying "have fun :)))"

i dont know shit

[fast garden]

consider mental deficiency

[short cove]

#oblivious

[fast garden]

buddy

this is tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

sir im half asleep

i am not doing well if i play tarkov while doing that

im just insane

[fast garden]

as someone who does not struggle whatsoever with navigation

i do not have a clue why its so challenging for most people

just with tarkov in general

like

[surreal stirrup]

streets is just huge

that's all

[fast garden]

genuinely oblivious

[surreal stirrup]

rest is ok

[fast garden]

i mean

streets really aint that big

like

[surreal stirrup]

still big for tarkov people

[fast garden]

yeah i guess

yeah idk

like i cannot comprehend the struggle

map and scav gg

youll get it eventually

or you will be one of the cursed souls that never does

[surreal stirrup]

eventually

[fast garden]

woods and streets are tied for best map imo

they are just two entirely different styles of map but they both offer the most freedom

[surreal stirrup]

so uhh @ember kite

when did you start playing tarkov

[fast garden]

floppa lvl 63

gg

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-flop-flopping-i-love-to-flop-big-floppa-gif-25588715

this is floppa

[ember kite]

I don't play poop games

[fast garden]

that is flop

see the difference

[surreal stirrup]

so one is a bot

other one is a twink

got it

[short cove]

couldent i just use half a can instead?

[fast garden]

theres a craft

that you prob cant do

smile

[short cove]

gkms

[fast garden]

they actually changed that for a quest that needed one

[fast garden]

but didnt do that

smile

[short cove]

no fuel

legit never came accross it except like once

[fast garden]

man

maybe i shoulda told you about the like

[short cove]

i am blind and poor

[fast garden]

4 on that one scav run

[fast garden]

you had more important shit whatever

[short cove]

the humble sost

[short cove]

i am now finally at the point where i can buy my second misc box since my current one is so fucking full

[fast garden]

sost and m855a1 are the same bullet change my mind

just kidding sost is better

[short cove]

something something give a man a fish and he will be fed for a day, teach a man to fish and he probably will rather be unemployed

i legit dont know where to find like

lots of shit

#oblivious

like i do know (afaik) where to go in the water treatment plant on lighthouse

[fast garden]

im gonna finish dead space 3 coop

[short cove]

but like no clue where in the other maps except for like the usec camp in woods

[fast garden]

literally all over the fucking floor anywhere on streets

filing cabinets

uh

it was hilarious

[wintry ridge]

Are u gonna do the dlc

[fast garden]

when i dropped you my bag

[fast garden]

cost more than the base game btw

(no)

[wintry ridge]

Yeah but it's the only actual ending to the story

[fast garden]

(another cliffhanger meant to lead to the second dlc that never happened)

[surreal stirrup]

[wintry ridge]

It's not much of a cliffhanger

[fast garden]

this game is pretty shit tho

its fun enough coop

but like

[wintry ridge]

Like if you ended a TV show with a dude looking up and seeing an asteroid the size of Manhattan about to hit Earth

U wouldn't go "damn it ended on a cliffhanger"

[fast garden]

game will be finished on the second session

theres no game in this game because they wanted to make it dlc

the game is kinda easy on even the hardest diff

[wintry ridge]

U don't need to see the aftermath/event play out to understand that earth is pretty much completely fucked after the ending of 3

[fast garden]

im using the IWI .50DE wide beam base plasma cutter

shit sounds like a fucking cannon going off

[short cove]

the schumble saleva craft

i aint doing all that

[wintry ridge]

I think if they somehow resolved it in a dlc it would've been so much more poorly recieved than just leaving it on that

[short cove]

also like why tf do i need magnets for the sleeping place thing

[fast garden]

dlc existing in the first place is bad enough

[fast garden]

fuck you thats why

(idk theres a radio maybe)

[short cove]

i think there is a reason for them

like if you make a free game

[fast garden]

sir

we are talking about dead space 3

[wintry ridge]

Isaac magically finding the central hive mind brain of the necromorphs and saving earth by sheer plot convenience because u can't have any actual losses in a game

[fast garden]

not in general

[short cove]

why is there a deadspace dlc

[fast garden]

exactly

[short cove]

dont you like

already pay for the game itself?

like

[fast garden]

ye

[short cove]

this game is like free, but like you can get additional things like weapon and outfit packs and means to move around so i get it

but like why deadspace

[wintry ridge]

It's kinda weird to have extra ending stuff locked behind dlc but I think they already did it before

[short cove]

the game already costs cash

[wintry ridge]

With mass effect 1

[fast garden]

was not always free btw

the hunter

[short cove]

dang mb

[fast garden]

[short cove]

probably messed it up w the hunter classic or smth

but its like

kinda cheap

[wintry ridge]

Actually a lot of games do this tbh

[short cove]

like 3€ on sale

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hop on?

[wintry ridge]

What's that Soviet BioShock knockoff

[fast garden]

uh

atomic heart?

[wintry ridge]

That one also doesn't end the story and sells you it as dlc

[compact knoll]

atomic heart was so fucking boring idk

[short cove]

you got space for one more incompetent fuck?

[compact knoll]

if edy joins than yeah sure

[short cove]

also is there a way to like

[short cove]

give a nick to players in your friendlist

[compact knoll]

nope

[wintry ridge]

Nah

[short cove]

dude

i am eithre fucking dementia maxing over here

[fast garden]

bro has zero idea who i am

[short cove]

or i am dementia maxing

[fast garden]

i know ahead of time thats what this is about

[short cove]

fr

#clueless

no clue what your name is

[compact knoll]

i hate the webp format

[short cove]

damn

[compact knoll]

wait wrong sticker

[short cove]

it new day now

[wintry ridge]

Skill issue

Hop on lighthouse

[compact knoll]

thats the one

[wintry ridge]

Artem you will be sent to Glukhars loading bay

[compact knoll]

says who

[stark torrent]

yeah in bed

[wintry ridge]

Nikita

[fast garden]

[compact knoll]

get up

puter is still on

oh wait its 1 am

my point still stands

[stark torrent]

morrow we get kappa

then we rest forever

[compact knoll]

gg

[stark torrent]

until 10th when bf6 drops

or idk , im bored as fucking shit

[fast garden]

man

im trying to find that one scene in dead space 3 where the 4 guys kill themsleves

one second

[wintry ridge]

Post the one guy in ds2 exploding himself

[fast garden]

thats overdone

one second

https://medal.tv/games/dead-space-3/clips/lejthO9FIoATu4V4x?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=7Kq9fwfcyyTVjV

me iedy artem and ivan on lighthouse last wipe

[stark torrent]

Idk how much ligthhouse i can take

Each wipe is worse and worse and makes me want to drop the game when i get there

[wintry ridge]

They really just need to do the bf4 levelution and beach the ship so there's another POI to explore other than the chalet or water treatment

Maybe that'll help split up the flow of the map beyond 2 chokepoints

[hallow stream]

"makes me want to drop the game"
You are 9800 hours too deep

[surreal stirrup]

me staring at ledx craft

realizing it's 32 hours long
explodes hideout

[hallow stream]

Me when spt mod allows me to instant craft as it should be

[surreal stirrup]

im playing it too but it's mostly vanilla

and yes i disabled transit tasks in my game

(well changed, since in fika it doesnt work )

[short cove]

Holy streamer loot

[short cove]

is any of this pretty much useless in general and i can just sell?

[wintry ridge]

or better yet

just make the rogues ai not the most blatant bullshit in the game

pop 2 shots at em and they run to a mounted MG with no sight and spray you down from 400m away

AGL is even worse

that shit has like a 3.5x on it and they instantly target lock you from a spot even someone with thermals could miss u at

[fast garden]

im gonna try chinesium dogshit

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

https://medal.tv/games/dead-space-3/clips/leqRXrSwEPWUjPxtv?utm_source=discord&utm_content=share_message&v=7KUZy9Bea8ISpX

[ancient marsh]

that's a collar puller if i ever saw one

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jF27U4gHAGk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Z5SCIV-Uo

@fast garden @keen sparrow @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

Carbon had the best car customization

I think only Midnight Club LA has it beat

[stark torrent]

i think ughhh Pro Street had

better

[keen sparrow]

I wish i didn't need a 360 emulator for MCLA

you could put rims the size of ceiling fans on cars in that game

so this game i got today

Chinesium anime meets CoD + tarkov level gun building

pretty chill, it's alright. all your opponents are women in blazers and miniskirts, okay nothing bad so far

Then i realised everytime you kill an opponent, she pisses herself on the ground

i shit you not

some of the eye candy it has to offer though

[wintry ridge]

why are half the anime girl games with cool guns just fetish slop

[keen sparrow]

I'm already pulling models and shit out of it for the SPT modding crowd, lel

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

there was some cool weebshit boomer shooter that had interesting lookin guns and I'm pretty sure the dev had a gore fetish or something

[keen sparrow]

best 8$ i've spent all year

[wintry ridge]

like, its about as gory as doom but it isnt the same action movie esque gore where you gib people with punches n stuff

nasty freak tier

[native crypt]

Citadel?

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1228797218371407944/1423939499464851580/where-are-my-fellow-deodorant-beaters-v0-44io6eioezsf1.png?ex=68e22280&is=68e0d100&hm=429fe1ec3848bbc868670bb4a856cb7572d122c96ddeb8ef3fcabce8cc95a3f7&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1032&height=1304

here, imma pull an Ivan

[ancient marsh]

bro what

[wintry ridge]

yeah i think

[keen sparrow]

@stark torrent @soft coral @wintry ridge @artyom

[keen sparrow]

I watched a dev play a VR game he'd made where you could grab people by the throat with your left hand and put a gun muzzle in their mouth and blow their lower jaw off

He somehow made NPCs with like.. voxel based bodies

[wintry ridge]

yeah idk I think people that play those games are degenerates

[keen sparrow]

Same guy that made visceral combat mod for SPT go figure

[wintry ridge]

that mod is pretty good tho at making it feel less arcadey

sometimes a little overtuned

[keen sparrow]

for him LiveLeak is a hobby, lol

i'd have to close his VC stream cause he'd just watch people get set on fire

[wintry ridge]

[native crypt]

Didn't that mod get pulled down for a bit or am I misremembering

[keen sparrow]

It became Fika only

because drama

[wintry ridge]

its always the people you most suspect

[keen sparrow]

A lot of the SPT folks have kool-aid coloured hair and that mod author liked to use gamer words in VC

so of course he became somewhat of a pariah

[wintry ridge]

biggest skill issue

just dont break server rules u accepted when you joined the server

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Sell it all

[keen sparrow]

what is this, did you draw this?

[wintry ridge]

iedy cant draw

can only goon

[native crypt]

He draws in men

[keen sparrow]

nice self protrait bro

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/can-win-gg-cant-win-dumbledore-shrug-gif-8140774740896631912

wrong chat

shit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slides-table-funny-gif-6367194956862531950

[native crypt]

I love these gifs so much I've taken to calling my friend a king in reference to them

[keen sparrow]

Who would you rather fuck, Dobby or Gollum.

[native crypt]

Dobby ez

Do the old hagrid maneuver on him

[keen sparrow]

I've heard dobby a lot because people think gollum will bite

[native crypt]

I bite back

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

peppermint patty lookin motherfucker

For the first time in 3 months i'd rather go to bed than stay up all night playing tapkob. holy shit.

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

retard camps a place nobody goes to anyway , classic ape

[viral egret]

@stark torrent right hand on the bible god can strike me down if im lying nikita is a fucking cuck

[native crypt]

He might kill someone doing chumming once every 30 raids

[stark torrent]

my bad i wanted to get my last night time kill i guess the game is fucking dead on a saturday lol

this is all bro had 3 months into Hardcore Wipe

[native crypt]

He's trying to do that quest to kill cultists with a DB lol

[stark torrent]

well he died off spawn

[native crypt]

The falling of a noble knight

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-joe-pesci-pesci-what-gif-10718026964868693743

[hallow stream]

@ancient marsh you having fun?

[soft coral]

Bold of you to shit on him for playing ABI when you play tarkov

like the guy in the lada telling the mf in the benz S class his car is shit

[hollow patrol]

he found tarkov but good

gg

[stark torrent]

if abi was a better game, sure

but it's not really , it's just much more casual i guess

i dont like the movement in ABI it feels a bit too clunky

[soft coral]

as if tarkov is any good

[stark torrent]

overall it is

better than ABI

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

in many aspects

[soft coral]

Both are shit mate

aspects or not both are asswipe games

[stark torrent]

sure, whatever

[soft coral]

there ya goo

just accept it

[cyan garnet]

Chinese dogshit vs Russian dogshit

[soft coral]

Crap is crap , no matter who shits it out

[cyan garnet]

[runic ruin]

👀 👀

[soft coral]

Group butt sex?

[runic ruin]

yes)))

[surreal stirrup]

honestly just play something else at this point

[stark torrent]

Yeah i mean in my case , going from an Extract Shooter to another Extract Shooter is probably not worth it idk

Im tired of all of them for now

[surreal stirrup]

hello smotritel'

i finally got to him

(i'm 59 lvl )

man

[viral egret]

coaieeee

@stark torrent au scapat radiatii in fabrica

filtru de mexico

[hollow patrol]

frate de ce ai o planta nucleara in minecraft

ce plm

mega autist joacă-te gregtech de acum

[viral egret]

am jucat nomifactory

gregtech mai usurel

[short cove]

Abi feels a lot easier to get in, it just feels like there's not really a gear curve

[stark torrent]

Yeah its defo great with teammates as you dont have team damage

so you really can go all in with your squad without comms

[fast garden]

god bless

theres no hope

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105948808388550749/1392590826378367047/GvVRFI8XUAA4Ust.gif

he's gonna polish your koens

he's gonna trim your armor

[ancient marsh]

i wasnt even home neither was my pc on

[fast garden]

solos arent unlocked until lvl 30?

weirdge

[stark torrent]

i gues to stop smurfs?

[cyan garnet]

there's no friendly fire in abi?

https://tenor.com/view/kekw-kewkwait-issou-gif-21148982

[stark torrent]

no , only nades can teamkill iirc

and you can see your teammates tags through the walls / map so you know where they are at all times

[cyan garnet]

the more i hear about abi the less i want to try it

[hallow stream]

Just wait for arc raiders to release

the only good extraction shooter

[hollow patrol]

you can throw a mollie on your teammate and explode him

[stark torrent]

yeah that one looks promising

[hollow patrol]

you can bomb your teammates

[hallow stream]

God bless arc raiders has good sound design

You can play for 20 minutes and be able to tell what gun is which cause they all sound different

Bismillah

[fast garden]

i mean

im just gonna turn off matchmaking

already wiped a three man

already did turn it off anyway

both of them like shot like, before i was even able to see them around the corner when i pushed which was weird

really hoping this game doesnt have shit netcode

[stark torrent]

Bad time for bro to stumble in this random room man

[fast garden]

what are yall up to lol

another team wipe man

these must be toddlers

the fucking scavs in this game man

lmfao

[short cove]

How much longer are yall on? Got kappa yet?

[stark torrent]

2 quests left

we doing the guide

[fast garden]

then insomnia ?

[stark torrent]

nah only guide and the sanitar room on labs left

[fast garden]

gg

[stark torrent]

but i cant bring one of my friends to labs because we cant get him a labs keycard

he cant buy it he is lvl 14

no flea

cant drop cards

king ggs

[fast garden]

why do so many of these extra game modes for abi require access tickets

i really hope they are just cheap koen purchases

[hollow patrol]

theyre cheap koen purchases

some like 15-25k at most

[fast garden]

i have yet to see the use for the trauma team cards

[brave aspen]

hey where is horse piano?

ope wrong channel my bad

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Yeah im interested too

Found some today

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/teboun-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-by-real-algerian-patriots-this-post-was-fact-checked-algeria-gif-12130802983735625712

[fast garden]

ok so

you just have to bring all of them you find out of raid

for this i guess

[ancient marsh]

But they are an item

Can you do anything with them

Or just delete em

[hollow patrol]

no time to do that event anymore wish this cyberpunk event wasnt ass to do

[hollow patrol]

they sell for a pretty penny

[hollow patrol]

cause like i dont wanna loot 50 billion clothes and drawers or whatever the fuck

for the cards

other events are fine like the storm whatever

or the celebration rewards

[ancient marsh]

Do u play abi

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

yea

i put a lil bit of time into it

[ancient marsh]

Wanna hop on

[hollow patrol]

nrn

doin other shit

[soft coral]

COCK

[fast garden]

theres so much loot everywhere

even on the shitty starter map

[hollow patrol]

most of it isnt worth that much

[fast garden]

well im not retarded

but i already have like over 6 mil in like

maybe 7 raids

i have yet to die

[cyan garnet]

sounds dogshit

like all extract shooters

[hollow patrol]

sounds like you are lucky as fuck where'd you get that much in 7 raids

im not saying its impossible but damn

[fast garden]

yellow items in safes

[hollow patrol]

fair enough but i dont even get that kind of safe luck

[fast garden]

oh wow stun grenades really deafen you

[stark torrent]

i need bear buddy

ending myself as we speak

[fast garden]

gear rack and trophy rack

smile

[stark torrent]

yeah i did

i forgor

i must have sold it

i always forget one

last time it was the axel

[fast garden]

gg have fun scaving