💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

What an unfortunate timing to cross the Street of Tarkov

time to remove the guns

[fast garden]

Bro is being cast into the next layer of hell

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll hop on cockhouse

[soft coral]

where?

[fast garden]

Cock

[soft coral]

aaaaalrighty

you people seem to only think about cock

[cyan garnet]

lmfao

that actually made me laugh

please god no let me finish test drives and sbih

[compact knoll]

tutor

in half an hour

[stark torrent]

ok

[fast garden]

Tutoring Ivan’s mom

I meant xals mom

[compact knoll]

bro sounds disappointed

[fast garden]

Do y’all have demolition derbys there or is that too American

[compact knoll]

sir i pretty much missed last 10 years of ukrainian

i have to learn it all in like 5 months

or i commit seppuku

might have to get a math tutor too

[stark torrent]

and chemistry or whatever if u wanna do med

ggs man

[stark torrent]

100% american what is even that

[granite coral]

📚 demolition derby

when [a bunch] of [rednecks] in trucks ram [each other] to death

[lets go] see the [demolition] [derby]!

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Close enough

[compact knoll]

dont have to do it on finals

[fast garden]

Mostly a shit ton of old ass cars they spray paint like race cars or monster trucks and then ram into each other because it’s funny

[compact knoll]

god bless maybe wont have to do it in med

[compact knoll]

fuck

forgor

have hunt

i might be on later if your playing

[stark torrent]

sure

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-judge-judging-hmm-gif-3768963543392534456

[stark torrent]

only thing nikita wipes is his ass with this game

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218893826492596335/1421153419770597457/RDT_20250922_183944.mp4?ex=68d7ffc3&is=68d6ae43&hm=4aae156111c36821bbcbf4ef5e6ce963cd7714da2e4fd440b89530e4bb75da1e&

[stark torrent]

imagine running on lighthouse and stumble upon the proned tracksuit player in the grass

so sad

[short cove]

how to do pvp 😭🙏

[fast garden]

Skill

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @dapper grotto

Someone asked Nikita if he would rework Lighthouse and he said you need to get better

[soft coral]

@fast garden @brittle sinew @cyan garnet

Certified banger

OMG

MY DEUS EX DISC WORKS

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I AM ABOUT TO BLOW ALL OVER

[fast garden]

Damn

[short cove]

Lighthouse seems as a new player like a weird map as of now

Like i mainly scav it but I dont see the issues too much except that treatment plant is a shooting gallery to all snipers

[stark torrent]

its just a bad map to PMC

you have all disadvantages

[cyan garnet]

lighthouse dogshit map

dogshit game

[soft coral]

I am currently in the process of ripping the deus ex soundtrack from a CD that my dad had and gave to me for keeping way back when
it has the entire game on the disc including the music but its on UNREAL engine format so I'm ripping it and converting it

then I'll get on with all the metadata

which will be a pain

[soft coral]

OOOOH YES

@cyan garnet @stark torrent @fast garden @brittle sinew

I was able to use mp3tag and through it and Discogs I found all the needed metadata

FUCK YE

[short cove]

is this a hype setup? to the mf who is saying pistols are noob bait, i got it from a scav raid and the ammo was something i had earlier

[fast garden]

It’s alright, decent early on

(Still a noob trap)

[stark torrent]

It's an unecessary gun thats all

you can litearlly buy smth better

from traders

[compact knoll]

pistols are noob bait

[stark torrent]

there is no reason to pick up a pistol

you can get a scav FAL with BCP FMJ shoot it in semi auto , and is already better than a pistol

[stark torrent]

fucking homosexual brothers

shared bedroom key users

[viral egret]

mfs names are so similar they probably shit at the same time on one toilet

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[frosty basalt]

Love me some lighthouse

And it is easily the worst balanced map in the game

Almost Everything about it is bad but something about playing lighthouse feels so different compared to other maps

Maybe it’s the damn near 100% predictability of it all

A few wipes ago when I was first learning lighthouse with a couple buddies we’d get red/upper chalet spawn like 20 times in a row

Then we’d get upper pond spawn like 20 times in a row

[compact knoll]

Post-1.0 direction: each season will include unique,
surprise elements; BSG intentionally hides secrets for players to discover.

There will be Seasonal Character with Wipes / And Permanent Character

Sounds like POE Season VS Standard Server Characters

New weapons/gear and ongoing content are planned for 5(?)years after 1.0;

some notoriously hard tasks (e.g., Shooter Born, Test Drive) will get difficulty tiering.

Female characters are planned as NPCs
not as playable PMCs

Seasonal wipes: Nikita aims to make every wipe “unique”;

BEAR faction may receive future in-game advantages on RUAF faction

in certain terminals/areas to balance USEC advantage on lighthouse rogue.

Zombie event will return, “bigger and more special.”
BSG wants to eventually link all maps seamlessly, but execution is still being figured out.

New maps will continue post-1.0; cosmetic key/skin features
(like Arena-style) are slated for a future patch

With 1.0 coming, a skill/leveling system rework is planned.

1.0 targeted for Nov 15;
BSG considering a softer, interim wipe before
1.0 to gauge community feedback; some hardcore-wipe elements may carry into 1.0.

Endgame/escape arc: 4 endings planned;
the hardest (true ending) intended for roughly 2% of players.

No beginner “handholding” buffs; instead, systems will encourage learning and growth.
(guessing tutorials & user friendly systems)

Progression at 1.0 may start from Ground Zero, unlocking maps over time;
(Just like start of the Hardcore Wipe)

Boss spawn rates (e.g., 50%) are under consideration.

Nikita’s favorite maps: Customs (then Streets).

He’s open to Lighthouse feedback, and he’s keen to return to TGS next year

[frosty basalt]

I know it’s not unique to light house but that experience really made that map unique for me

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @next temple @cyan garnet

[frosty basalt]

Look at the state of it

Loooooooook

⛽

We need a Jerry can emote @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent can you send the jokerge finger wag gif

[cyan garnet]

the absolute state of this dogshit game

[cyan garnet]

How would they even do characters that wipe vs permanent character

Unless they split them up

[ancient marsh]

How rappers described prime king von

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

no the gif

not the emote

nvm found it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/nono-nope-gif-15713483714926181176

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nono-gif-4893215397752937896

[stark torrent]

Last guy sat behind the same tree for 11 minutes

[fast garden]

“Females planned as NPCs” you guys know that just means therapist and some random nurses right

Let’s be real here

[short cove]

worth it?

like should i get it off my scav to run or just sell

[fast garden]

if you can get the mags why not

[short cove]

lvl 1 traders

[fast garden]

but the mags are the hard part at low levels

[short cove]

i cant really get the ammo

[fast garden]

jaeger

[short cove]

dawg

[fast garden]

so prob not

[short cove]

i dont got him yet

saving the mole is the death of me

[surreal stirrup]

god wont save them

[fast garden]

trying to aim the second one

[surreal stirrup]

you clearly dont mind the 250 mag on pktm

[native crypt]

wholesome btr mount

[surreal stirrup]

wholesome

[fast garden]

[surreal stirrup]

hell yeah

[fast garden]

me on my way to kill the btr gunner with a rock

[surreal stirrup]

fire doe

i killed shturman with akula

[compact knoll]

@fast garden you free by any chance, we should play with the kiddo

[fast garden]

i was thinking that and surprisingly i am

i have been playing bg3 coop but they arent available

so

[compact knoll]

@short cove yo

[short cove]

Dawg I just put myself in bed cuz I got a migraine😭

What timezone you're in

[fast garden]

its 4:23 pm

and i do not work tmr

[short cove]

For me its 11:23pm rn

[compact knoll]

midnight

[short cove]

My server region is eu btw if that causes any issues

[fast garden]

nah

[short cove]

Id be more then glad to hop on tmrw but rn i am about to log off via rope due to migraine

[compact knoll]

alr

[short cove]

Also I would have some weapons which are usable like the big scar, a vss (w one 20rnd mag but a stack of pab9), and like 2 viable aks

I rn have to finish
Saving the mole
Shortage
Checking
and supplier

And i kind of want to better learn how to do pvp as I think i can't yet carry my own weight

[fast garden]

dont worry bro ur in good hands

[keen sparrow]

ayo, imagine having fun playing this game

@soft coral fuck this game one-hunnit fr fr on God no kap always be bussin

Scav case just gave me a GPU, let's go

too bad the intel folder i gave it costs twice as much lmaooo

[fast garden]

last session date lol

[cyan garnet]

Peak name

Diao chan pussy got me acting devious

Did you see this fat motherfucker said they might do another wipe before 1.0

Kill yourself nikita

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden @cyan garnet

the last word is against the rules of this server

so i had to crop it

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946292698510426172/1406749841702522951/balkans_balkanmusic_sinansakic_yugoslavia_rizohamidovic_sinansakic_miroslavllicic_ja.mp4?ex=68d8fe22&is=68d7aca2&hm=3aae7e42f91292bc1bcdcc19a093a9c6bb6216016313038142c337bf37a8c170& @hallow stream

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

[fast garden]

I don’t think he will

The outrage

[stark torrent]

he actually posted right after saying they will prob not do another wipe

it wouldnt make any sense

[stark torrent]

You fucking bastard, come here you piece of dogshit, you want to come at me you smelly fucking asshole? Come on try to fuck me up, I’ll fuck you up myself you motherfucker, you goddamn wanker. GO TO HELL, come on idiot, ill fuck you and your entire family up. FUCKING DOGSHIT PUTRID SLOB, you turd, bitch, bastard, COME HERE you scoundrel, scum, shitstiain COME HERE you FUCKING ASSHOLE.

[soft coral]

poetry

we buy @stark torrent

[little flame]

we buy iedy

nice one

[soft coral]

we do

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll 🫴

[soft coral]

the romanian and ukranian yet again fall in each other's embrace for some homo sex

[stark torrent]

whatever you say pegged man

[soft coral]

i havent yet been pegged dw

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1260310892336386179.webp?size=96&animated=true

a bit later

[stark torrent]

oke sir

[ancient marsh]

iedy cupping killas balls be like

[stark torrent]

at least 100 times

but i wear his skin now

his balls are my balls

[ancient marsh]

either way killas balls are firmly planted onto your chest

[stark torrent]

ok maybe night interchange is the way for Insomnia kills

3 players killed in the first 5 minutes at Emercom alone

Cause i spawned on the ramp and i saw them all

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

Monstor acquired

Also got peanut butter

[short cove]

The battery acid

[compact knoll]

Had a stroke trying to say peanut butter

[short cove]

@compact knoll u up for tarkin in about 4 hours or so?

[compact knoll]

If @stark torrent or @fast garden is up

Im a shit teacher

[short cove]

I mean I can deal with learning not a lot if I instead manage to complete tasks

[fast garden]

in 4 hours or so 🥀

non zero chance im playing coop bg3 at that point

[compact knoll]

Evil and intimidating iedy is still here

[soft coral]

LEWIS HAMILTON

aaaaaaaaaaalo

[compact knoll]

I always thought peanut butter was sweet

This isnt sweet at all

[ancient marsh]

this photo looks like a memory

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

!courier

[safe summit]

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[compact knoll]

where video

cum courier

[stark torrent]

yeah u like that penis butter alrgiht @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

???

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[stark torrent]

Artyom looks from Merin houses

Spots 2 idiots trying to kill Zryachy

We lock in

we travel half the map and find them still there

[cyan garnet]

bsg never fix the transit bug

[stark torrent]

we killed them again

we spawned in , look at lightkeeper, the same 2 idiots again at the bridge

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-wow-triangle-playing-triangle-gif-16899323

[soft coral]

ak12

[stark torrent]

we are done with it god bless

dogshit dead map

[soft coral]

piece of shit game

[compact knoll]

the nikita island

[stark torrent]

[short cove]

I am 90% sure Tarkov is a gateway drug to depression, developed by big pharma.

[ancient marsh]

it be ya day ones

🥀

[soft coral]

drop the Nikita files

[soft coral]

I am 120% sure Tarkov is shit

[compact knoll]

and yet you buy unheard like a good little cuck

[arctic quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-sniper-tf2-boom-headshot-civilian-tf2-gif-8097885801204547538

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

ow

[compact knoll]

ow

[short cove]

How does bro strafe through your los twice 😭

[stark torrent]

he lagged

[compact knoll]

dogshit thrash game

[ancient marsh]

bro dropped an
"ow "

truly a man whose would was consumed by this game

[short cove]

U up on a hour or so?

[young oasis]

Nikkita broke smokes and didn't even fix the AI. Now AI just shoot you through them. This led to me unleashing a explitive laden rant last night when Killa naped me through 3 smokes and a wall.

[short cove]

Btw what are euros used for in eft

#clueless

[soft coral]

reminds me of when I killed iedy in dorms

good times

Piece of shit game sadly

[young oasis]

Glock mags and a few containers right?

[short cove]

Damn

#oblivious

[young oasis]

There's a few other things but I can't remember.

[soft coral]

certain attachments and magazines are sold in euro

useless currency tbh

[young oasis]

I think you need them for a hideout upgrade as well.

[stark torrent]

@fast garden you live in pennsylvenia?

or was it tenesee

[stark torrent]

ah it is tenesee

There is a town in Pennsylvania called Centralia which apparently is on a hot patch or shit and the town got razed

[ancient marsh]

pula ski

[fast garden]

what

what the hell

[stark torrent]

yeah it was a mining town or shit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pdatVqCW8k

[ancient marsh]

Brasov

[compact knoll]

yeah sure

[stark torrent]

best city in the world

0 jobs tho

[ancient marsh]

who needs those

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh Nikita posted a glazing tweet

time to read the comments

im tearing

[ancient marsh]

bay harbor stretcher

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

is this a threat?

bro is on a rooftop 150m away

about to get a shooterborn kill

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/йвйв-gif-17410664305885425651

[fast garden]

BRO WHAT DID nikita even say

lmfao

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-champion-acclaim-gif-14687945

[stark torrent]

artyom disconnected and now flies

ggs

[ancient marsh]

disconnected, downloaded, activated, reconnected

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-blast-off-fly-away-mad-angry-gif-7976436256671662488

"I smell a bitcoin"

[compact knoll]

gonna play for like an hour or so, want to do something else today

[cyan garnet]

attachtments and some other shit

and you have to hand over 50,000 euro for a kappa task

shit task shit game

[short cove]

Is the second part a statement or a question

[compact knoll]

statement

[short cove]

If youd be up rn i could hop on, I have to finish like- 400 or so quests

[compact knoll]

yeah one sec

[ancient marsh]

ivan

[short cove]

who ivan

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral

[short cove]

i feel like i am oblivious asf to somthing

[soft coral]

what

[short cove]

i got no fucking clue in which lobby i just got invited from yall

but the tracksuits and master of ultra scares me

[compact knoll]

give 5, iedy will unlock the vc once he is out

[short cove]

take your time

[compact knoll]

@little flame explain

[viral egret]

can i get access to the vc too

i play tarkov too (once every blue moon)

[stark torrent]

sure

[compact knoll]

scroll to the bottom of vcs

[viral egret]

i will move back to pvp anyhow since pve is boring

thank you iedy

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c644-eMXmb4 @short cove

[soft coral]

No way we're still view farming the crap with the glasses mate

[compact knoll]

its 3 years old retard

[soft coral]

ah

you know I'm not clicking on a tarkov vid you can't blame me

[hallow stream]

the toe tickler

[hallow stream]

saying this like BSG can fix bugs

fix 1 bug 7 more appear

[compact knoll]

@short cove

[compact knoll]

i feel bad

shot him in the noggin

[young oasis]

Shooting timmies always feels terrible. Tarkov has made monsters out of men; grist for the mill forging beast for new eras of eastern european suffering.

[winged mica]

Hopefully wont get shot by Zryachiy

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

Cant wait for everything to be gray/dark gray
cold colorless
and depressing

[short cove]

i was about to say "damn that looks like stalker gameplay but too good for og and too non unreal for stalker 2"

then i realised i am in the stalker gamma discord

btw i made like 5 hideout upgrades today and got some hype other stuff to use later, the hate for the game aint reaching me yet

the 85hp chest carrying against this round

where can i effectivly farm fuel from?

and when i put fuel in the generator is it permanently getting drawn?

[native crypt]

Only when the generator is on

Fuel spawns are almost anywhere building mats spawn

Woods has a ton

[short cove]

unemployment endboss

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/AhSkgExRZF

[hallow stream]

Already is here

[fast garden]

not even man

🥀

[short cove]

Dawg 36 wins in a row???

[fast garden]

i have 31

and they track both your scav and pmc together with that stat

so this guy coulda just done like 30 scav run throughs for all we know

[ancient marsh]

Suspicious residue on that man's bottom

[stark torrent]

Real, walk at night to buy bread and hear dog barking and screaming in the diatance

[keen sparrow]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/IwD6YSgV3DmnhQR828WOoIO5f_AlCjIXE3TXnTWI3BU/https/i.imgur.com/v3EZtve.jpg?format=webp&width=1032&height=581

https://imgur.com/VbHYyg8

[cyan garnet]

work of art

[placid pulsar]

this is just awful

[short cove]

1.0 ready

[cyan garnet]

hes playing SPT

[soft coral]

its home ❤️

[placid pulsar]

is this why eastern europe is just depressed

[hallow stream]

No

[soft coral]

this guy

[placid pulsar]

wdymm

all the songs are about war and depression

[soft coral]

@hallow stream he doesn't know

youll never understand the rare joys of being balkan

[placid pulsar]

all the buildings are brutalist architecture, or atleast from all the videos i see

[vivid dawn]

The rare joy of bein stuck in the 60s

[soft coral]

lmao

it may be a shithole
but its home

[placid pulsar]

let me prove myself wrong

i will pick a random place in poland

[soft coral]

poland isnt balkan retard

[vivid dawn]

Poland is decent nowadays

[soft coral]

yes

[vivid dawn]

It isnt a shithole

[soft coral]

laff is right

wtf is he on about anyways

yes we know balkans is behind but theres still joys of being natively balkan

certain traditions and stuff

[vivid dawn]

Culture

Thats the word

[soft coral]

jokes aside yes

[vivid dawn]

Distinct culture

Unlike others,they still got their culture

[placid pulsar]

im saying eastern europe retard

every eastern european country, the video says

[soft coral]

ye good for u

[placid pulsar]

i pick one

your point?

[soft coral]

[placid pulsar]

[hallow stream]

You should go back to picking boogers out your nose cause you have no idea what you are talking about

@soft coral give me a true

[placid pulsar]

i pick one

not that hard to comprehend

it seems ok

[cyan garnet]

Have you considered not being retarded

[placid pulsar]

have you considered not being a dickhead for no reason?

[cyan garnet]

Kill yourself

[placid pulsar]

ive got a very happy living thankyou

[fast garden]

[cyan garnet]

[placid pulsar]

i ask a question based on what i see, what i hear in the media, and am met with a chronically online self deemed intellectual weapon so smart he calls others who are less educated retards. ts crazy ong 🥀

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

Don't care + kill yourself

[fast garden]

[placid pulsar]

[daring torrent]

i have covid rn and im surprised i still have a nose

[fast garden]

Felt that (as of a couple weeks ago anyway)

Covid in the big 25

[soft coral]

only balkaners can make fun of the balkans
youre not balkans we get the pitchforks and torches mate

[viral egret]

copper robber

[fast garden]

The one thing they have is unity in Their misery

[compact knoll]

Guy gets hit with an insult, turns into an intellectual all of a sudden

Get a load of this guy

[soft coral]

exactly

[fast garden]

Schrödingers asshole

[ancient marsh]

holy slop meal

[fast garden]

The Valentina hot sauce in my breakfast bowl

Shit buss

[compact knoll]

This looks like its either the best thing you tasted, or cold slop

Which one was it

[fast garden]

If it was cold slop I woulda told you

These breakfast bowls with ham eggs cheese potatoes and sausage are legendary

[soft coral]

glukhar guard aah fit

[fast garden]

Mags redux user

[soft coral]

wdym

I like the mags gamma is too easy without the mags imo

and way too basic

legit anomaly with some shiny graphics and fancy new u.i

[cyan garnet]

based mags enjoyer

[fast garden]

I like mags in tarkov but hate them anywhere else tbh

[soft coral]

also I'm using mags because I'm too used to tarkov

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

another thing that has bled into my fps shooters is reversed lean keys

Q leans right and E to the left

[fast garden]

I never adopted that and I should have

[soft coral]

its actually goated

Past raid 50 I was used to it

[compact knoll]

Yeah its good

[soft coral]

insanely easy circle peaking

[fast garden]

I might unironically end up playing pve on 1.0 so I can change binds and get used to them

[soft coral]

some games have good default keybinds

tarkov isn't one of those games

[compact knoll]

Never had trouble with tarkov keybinds

Arma 3 on the other hand

[stark torrent]

i never tried mags in gamma

maybe i should

[soft coral]

I find them enjoyable

adds an extra layer of depth

and difficulty sort of

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

i need a meat shield in factory sir

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

if iedy or memeg hasn't played dusk yet

fucking get on it

[fast garden]

I’m pretty sure there’s an Easter egg dusk music track in a game I played called robobeat

[compact knoll]

Sir i actually want to do something productive today

I can however give mental support

[soft coral]

this isn't teh same artyom I know

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[soft coral]

artyom no longer wants to be around hot buff men

[ancient marsh]

bro was building a gun for gunsmith and got an error and had to build it again

[soft coral]

peak

[ancient marsh]

💀

[soft coral]

@compact knoll

I love tainted lost

[compact knoll]

inbefore you get hit by some bullshit and die

[soft coral]

probably

@compact knoll @fast garden LORD JESUS

[placid pulsar]

I ask a question

Met with an insult

[soft coral]

welcome to the balkans

[placid pulsar]

Even after saying I was wrong and that I'd go figure it out for myself

Christ almighty

[compact knoll]

sir this is a shitposting chat

we dont have manners here

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

🖕

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I was gonna post something else

[cyan garnet]

retard

just got killed by unemployments final boss

[fast garden]

[cyan garnet]

14000 hours

if you show him a job application this mf turns to ashes like a vampire in sunlight

[soft coral]

[cyan garnet]

bro has like 540 days in game

[soft coral]

if you tell him hello he replies with the angry scav audio

[cyan garnet]

this mf needs to be admitted to a mental ward as soon as possible

[soft coral]

not even to the ward

just straight up shot

[cyan garnet]

prestige 4 oh my god

this man has forgotten the sensation of sunlight

[soft coral]

mateee

now I need to organise 160 or so episodes of tom and jerry

Lord give me strenght

[fast garden]

Suicide is the only option

What level is he at 4th prestige

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287961595586281594/1292669211096780883/attachment-1.gif?ex=68da9244&is=68d940c4&hm=96c71fbb5713993bbe3002129cd471cfd1054d4344de7b3bd5af09fb21c85b3d&

idk if this is allowed

but we post

these are their original names

holy shit

I wonder

how rare and expenssive this set would be

[cyan garnet]

48 man was doing test drive on streets absolutely deleted my poor scav

[stark torrent]

@fast garden alooo hurricane humberto

get kappa

[fast garden]

That means I have to

Do every tarkov shooter

Grenadier and all test drives

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

SBIH, psycho

Dragnet and 10 other factory tasks

[stark torrent]

dont forget guide

[fast garden]

A couple boss tasks

[stark torrent]

and other small useless shit

[fast garden]

That’s the easier part of this is the guide

Have to do terragroup employees too prob

Let me think

Random new customs tasks

[cyan garnet]

me when it's time to do grenadier

[fast garden]

I used to be so happy for grenadier

Then they reworked nades when mortar event happened

Now they don’t milk people

I typed kill

It was not spelled incorrectly

[native crypt]

do you remember when grenadier was 20 kills

[cyan garnet]

anything other then an impact is kinda useless fr

even then

bro i'm getting absolutely hammered tonight that's enough tarkov for now

[fast garden]

The last time I played

Which was several months ago now

I threw an impact at some dude directly in factory underground

He runs out barely coughing and shotguns me

Shit genuinely blew up no more than a meter away from him

Stopped playing for the wipe after that

[stark torrent]

i died to a cheater on night interchange he naded me at backpack extract

10kd only gun no armor

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-homelander-meme-sigh-anxiety-attack-gif-26227579

[soft coral]

Ayooo sirr

[fast garden]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EunkRPRzECg&t=1s&pp=2AEBkAIB

Man I can’t wait to play this

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

So glad I am not wasting my time trying to get prestige rn

Even if I was able to finish every quest with zero problems and no cheaters and no deaths I still would not want to do it

I’ll play when helping people or when 1.0

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

The beta was so fucking fun man

I need this game tmr

I got so bored last morning before coop bg3 that I bought hades 2

Which so far is pretty fun

But enter the gungeon is still just the greatest roguelike ever conceived

Issac can fuck off with all the dlcs

I can’t remember if it was afterbirth or the one after that was a $60 upgrade when I was playing

[cyan garnet]

its so peak

[soft coral]

I am going mental @cyan garnet @fast garden @stark torrent

in fact I've already GONE there

I'm lost to the sauce

Tarkov jim

its beginning to take shape

[cyan garnet]

what schizo activities am i looking at rn

[soft coral]

so

I am categorizing

the tom and jerry collection

all 161 of the "original" episodes

up to 1967

I am sorting them in 6 seperate volumes

They have barely any metadata which means jellyfin categorizes them in some weird way and I dont want that
so I'm sorting the folders manually with each episode and custom 01 to 26 or 27 numbered episodes

[cyan garnet]

actual mentally ill activity

[soft coral]

how so

[cyan garnet]

good luck king

[soft coral]

I wanna have tom and jerry

I love T&J

my favourite cartoon

[cyan garnet]

1953

damn i didn't realise it was that old

[soft coral]

it started in the 40s

[wintry ridge]

Twink @soft coral

[soft coral]

thanks

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

gg man

he is a good player

[keen sparrow]

I wanna watch tom and jerry now

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017117998772920404/1421950512470823066/VID_20250928_130050_954.mp4?ex=68dae61c&is=68d9949c&hm=6c1654f65b779d5cdad4b7ce6fabd5f224c52c8b1cb47f683898735c2fea5aad& @compact knoll @stark torrent

how it felt playing in the tarkov vc a few months back

[soft coral]

160 episodes of pure peak

[soft coral]

can we please execute this guy

[surreal stirrup]

aint my fault im playing this game too

[soft coral]

Willingly?

[surreal stirrup]

..no

i was forced into a group of people who play it

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

[soft coral]

this game is so ass

god bless

[native crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-16534979835682612734

[keen sparrow]

If you don't like this, your peri area is smooth.

[fast garden]

in the context of tarkov,

[low iris]

only because its the shortened variant

i think this looks a lot sexier and cooler

[keen sparrow]

next question

actually, i have a confession. I run it with an Elk Inspector

The FDE Elcan matches the wood

[arctic quartz]

I hope this dosnt offend anyone

[pseudo storm]

https://tenor.com/view/brian-brian-family-guy-brian-griffin-brian-griffin-fat-fat-gif-9116488734944374103

[ancient marsh]

bro

you should prolly delete that

[arctic quartz]

There he goes

Mr i dont like funn

[ancient marsh]

bro

im literally

nevermind

low iq individual in chat

[arctic quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/xocas-reaction-gif-27630710

[low iris]

is he wrong

Niktia stienberg at it again

[cyan garnet]

you vill purchase ze $500 True Believer edition

[calm pollen]

So I'm just fucked if I had the EOD pack

Why would I need it on steam if I have the launcher from their website

Unless they're not going to update the launcher anymore

[stark torrent]

Everyone is fucked

Everyone needs to buy it again for steam

[soft coral]

or...just dont?

[flat breach]

Brosky

Happy Merchant posters die here

[cyan garnet]

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

Peak

[stark torrent]

rizzler supreme

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

gimme the bacon back

[soft coral]

🥓

here you go fatass

[stark torrent]

ouuskha

[soft coral]

we play isaac t oday

and gamma all day

[stark torrent]

but sir what about earning your bread

[soft coral]

I live with family

plus I'm very economical

I dont need much

[stark torrent]

real i remember in college living a whole month with 80 euros

[soft coral]

Bread and ajvar gets you places

if I start a job

I'll look for something easy

and potentially 4 hours so that I get enough money for myself

that way I can continue to sponsor my blue-ray collecting hobby

and get a NAS in the future

[stark torrent]

become a teacher

[soft coral]

yeah....no

[stark torrent]

you get to yell at people instead

[soft coral]

I cannot stand working with children

[soft coral]

I've done thatenough in the vc

"ARTYOM WHERE ARE YOU IS THIS YOU"
"I got one"
"THIS WAS ME YOU FUCKING APE"

[cyan garnet]

shredded 2 players in office had a sliver of health left then was killed by a pscav

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

dogshit game

[cyan garnet]

so true

[soft coral]

truly

[stark torrent]

random retard asking nikita on twitter to remove scav cooldown

if i speak big trouble

[cyan garnet]

total pscav death

[soft coral]

yeah right

we know what happened when our scavs had 2/3 minute cooldown

I was permanently on woods during work

[cyan garnet]

nikita should listen to the retards on twitter telling him to kill himself

[stark torrent]

ivan having 500 scav raids at work god bless

[soft coral]

and

I would put people on hold

so I can exfil

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-sam-hyde-kneel-i-kneel-gif-4692336461936736685

[soft coral]

good times

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

I mean

in all honesty

I was one of the few people at work where during calls I abused the fuck out of the Hold feature

[stark torrent]

@cyan garnet @compact knoll @floral orbit @ancient marsh @fast garden

[soft coral]

I'd just put them on hold and wait like 5/6 minutes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-yard-stare-amazing-grace-shell-shock-war-meme-meme-gif-860362854430789581

[soft coral]

go back and say "we need more time to track your order sir please wait"

[stark torrent]

whats one more , right

[soft coral]

and old grandpa john would just sit patiently

[cyan garnet]

i was on interchange before and saw the first speed hacker i've seen in ages

[stark torrent]

interchange has all the kinds of cheaters, Killa brings out the devil itself

i've had speedhackers, aimbotters, teleporters, racists

[cyan garnet]

bro was just zipping straight from spawn into the mall at like 100km

[soft coral]

tbh even the devil stays the fuck away from interchange

[cyan garnet]

interchange is like a beacon for the mentally ill

[soft coral]

remember when texno used to have good loot? @stark torrent

haha me neither

[cyan garnet]

10 seconds into raid there's already some retard in ultra throwing flashs looking for killa

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @little flame

[soft coral]

harry houdini

Bought so many monsters from the little garage store that each time I go there they tell me "hello , a monster right? " @stark torrent

This is what it means to be a loyal customer

[cyan garnet]

i could smash a mango monster rn

[soft coral]

I'm chugging a white one

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

"so uhh , you come here often?"

[ancient marsh]

No condom, on the goshan car register, inside the adik APC, inside sushi restaurant, on the books in the bookstore

[cyan garnet]

aw hello killa please be my friend

[stark torrent]

rodent

[cyan garnet]

total rat death

[little flame]

LMAOOO FINALLY THE POV

[cyan garnet]

@soft coral had to do it

[arctic quartz]

[viral egret]

racists are everywhere

[soft coral]

@viral egret @stark torrent

[viral egret]

saw the same model of car near my highschool today

surprisingly was still there when i left

[soft coral]

6th gen civic insane car

[arctic quartz]

thats yours?

[soft coral]

no

I wish

[arctic quartz]

i know your pain

[soft coral]

the guy who owns it has kept it in a wonderful condition

[arctic quartz]

here where i life there is this cigan who owns 6th gen civic and

man

its in bad bad shape

i wanted to buy it off him but he said " nu uh white cunt dont talk to me "

[compact knoll]

It feels weird living alone

I should get a gf

[arctic quartz]

get a dog

or cat idk

at last u can piss in sink with out any one bothering u

[soft coral]

where's the cat?

[compact knoll]

Don't have one

[soft coral]

also wdym living alone did your parents kick you out or what

[compact knoll]

Grey one is my aunts

[soft coral]

aah

[compact knoll]

Yes my aunt kicked me out

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

Rented an apartment

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

what about your parents?

[compact knoll]

Old news man

Its been a month

[arctic quartz]

[compact knoll]

Yeah they rented this apartment

[arctic quartz]

month already? jesus

[soft coral]

well I didn't know

[arctic quartz]

feels like ages

[compact knoll]

Its in the city, safer than my house

[soft coral]

house got blown to shit

[arctic quartz]

he wanted to cook meth but he blowed it up

[compact knoll]

No cats allowed in this apartment

[arctic quartz]

the fuck

i dont like cats but the fuck

owner is prick

[compact knoll]

They fucked up the wallpaper in a different wall

I assume because of that

[arctic quartz]

wel when u move out eventuly u will fix it your self

[compact knoll]

whats a king size bed , if you can only occupy half of it

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/marajtwt-monkey-funny-car-keys-gif-22704433

[cyan garnet]

out of spite definitely

reason to live: acquire kappa

[soft coral]

Did that already

Never again

piece of trash game fuck test drive

[cyan garnet]

i still have to do the test drives

ak12 on lighthouse dogshit gun dogshit map dogshit game

[stark torrent]

Bruh rly

[stark torrent]

My parents are living like 3 streets from me

Wont live with them because i dont wanna actually kms

[compact knoll]

to be fair

i was supposed to be there for like a week max

and ive been living there for a year

[stark torrent]

Understandable

Oh well

[soft coral]

if a little shit such as yourself overlived in my apartment for a year
I'd kick you out too

[compact knoll]

i live by myself and have better internet

[soft coral]

how much is rent?

[compact knoll]

uhhhhh

5k hryvnas i think

no i think 6

[granite coral]

💱 5,000 UAH (Ukrainian Hryvnia) :flag_ua: is equal to 201.44 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg:

[compact knoll]

its not the rent but rahter the fact that there are like 5 total apartments in the city

[soft coral]

5

damn that's a a lot

Gigabit internet?

[compact knoll]

dont have it in the city

100 mbit

[soft coral]

nto bad

@compact knoll

combo of a lifetime

[soft coral]

I still dont know wtf is the reason

behind the dank depths

[compact knoll]

ash pits

[soft coral]

fk the mines

@compact knoll

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

OOOOH MAMA

[brittle sinew]

Tarkov players I have a question

Has warmageddon been buffed or nerfed?

[compact knoll]

what?

[brittle sinew]

This

5.56 hollow point ammo

[compact knoll]

what about it

i havent heard anything

[brittle sinew]

I assume it's still as good as when I left then

Mashallah

[compact knoll]

88 damage

but they nerfed black limbs damage

lowered it

[brittle sinew]

NOOO

How much how much

[brittle sinew]

What's the multiplier now??

Last I remember it was 0.8 and 1.5 for legs & stomach respectively

[compact knoll]

legs are 0.7, arms are 0.5, stomach is 1.05

[brittle sinew]

Stomach to 1.05? I guess some streamer got tired of dying to that

[compact knoll]

on the other side, during the hardcore wipe, you barrely see people with painkilers

so if you fuck up the legs, they might be stuck in place

[brittle sinew]

I remember stomach being absolute money for leg meta ammo
Like 2-3 hits and they're gone

[brittle sinew]

Even when I played, you'd catch people lacking

[compact knoll]

havent played during that time

played before when armoured covered completely

[brittle sinew]

I'd snipe with warma far away and they'd be able to do nothing

[compact knoll]

and after when they made plates big

[brittle sinew]

Real mfs remember the great slick vs defender debate of 2020

[brittle sinew]

I havent played in the big plate wipe, but I don't like the idea of it

The first wipe when plates were a thing (also the wipe where recoil FINALLY got fixed) was so fucking good

Because anyone could kill anything if they knew what they were doing, but noooo streamers and redditors had to whine and ruin it for the rest of us

[compact knoll]

honestly im fine with new plated

but they need to bring that recoil

[brittle sinew]

It pisses me off so much because the recoil was perfect

https://tenor.com/view/it-was-perfect-gif-15232884745301549452

and then they fucked it up again for no reason

[soft coral]

we're not seriously playing tarkov in 2025 right?

its just a joke right?

[brittle sinew]

Who actually does

[soft coral]

LITERALLY

[brittle sinew]

All I do is reminisce, sounding like a complete unc

[soft coral]

man the good old days of me and iedy running rd704s and mutants full of x39 BP rounds from granadier

[brittle sinew]

Back in my day we didn't have inertia AND WE LIKED IT

[soft coral]

when granadier unlocked BP and was 8 nade kills

and you could spam like 90 or 120 per reset

[brittle sinew]

Dude it was so fucking good

[soft coral]

I mean

it was unbalanced as shit

[brittle sinew]

AND WE LIKED IT

[soft coral]

by week 1 of wipe 90% of people were running tier 5 armors with BP amd fully kitted mutants

but it was kind of more balanced in a way

cuz everyone had access to it

[brittle sinew]

Those couple of wipes from 2019-2022 were pure fucking OPULENCE

You had your BTC farm and you were absolutely set for life

You could run whatever you wanted and it was great

[soft coral]

God bless the game turned out to shit
otherwise I wouldn't have stopped and Iwouldn't have played hotline miami , witcher 3 red dead god of war 2018 and ragnacock and many others

and elden ring as well

shadow of the erd tree naked build with nagakiba only @brittle sinew

play ER
kill all bosses in about 200 hours
buy dlc which I had never played
jump right in with a naked build
kill radahn

its that easy

[brittle sinew]

It really is 💯

[soft coral]

oh and cyberpunk too

dusk , and blasphemous

me playing tarkov and being bored allowed me to play games that are complete peak

[vernal pike]

https://tenor.com/view/ganyu-killa-genshin-genshin-impact-escape-from-tarkov-gif-23899781

[frosty basalt]

Anime fans and tarkov fans have too much of a correlation for their to not be any causation

I just can’t tell which causes which

I wanna say all the anime girl shows about guns and was probably caused ppl to try tarkov

[soft coral]

or option B: both are retarded

[frosty basalt]

that would be option C so you might be right retard!

[soft coral]

I'm only 50% part of the problem

I don't watch anime

but have played the game

unfortunately.

and unfortunately BOUGHT IT

[cyan garnet]

shit game

[fast garden]

stomach is only 1.05?

you sure those arent arena numbers?

arena has different values

[fast garden]

defender chad reporting for duty

dudes would swear by slicks back then and then you would blast them 3 times in the stomach and all that would be left was their thorax

[fast garden]

yea cuz it was dogshit to play (rip recoil tho)

[stark torrent]

bought dragnet for 12 mil

ggs bag pula

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1420827457422102528/Waitgers-4x.gif

[brittle sinew]

Whining redditor 🫵

[vivid dawn]

!topic

[safe summit]

@vivid dawn

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[vivid dawn]

Add cancer or smthing to this

[fast garden]

that garbage ass armor system works fine in games that are actually trying to be realistic, not tarkov

getting clipped in the "armpit" and any other bullshit nonsensical hitbox in the game known for its amazing hit reg was horrid

[brittle sinew]

The real problem was them not adjusting thorax & stomach damage alongside the change

Game acted as if getting shot in the armpit was the same as getting shot in your vitals

The real nonsensical hitboxes were on the head

Like nape being so wide you can shoot it from the front

[fast garden]

havent we had this same discussion and come to the same conclusion like 3 times now

i THINK we have

[brittle sinew]

And I was right every time

[fast garden]

i just see "the armor system was good" and see red instantly

[brittle sinew]

Sounds like someone got one tapped by 7mm buck 🫵

[fast garden]

it was never buckshot