💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

@minor quartz

[compact knoll]

cool?

[soft coral]

mom yelling

we lost

[hallow stream]

100% not on steam

This is Nikitas doing

He wants people to buy the game again so he can earn more money

Fat freak with a receding hairline, no love in his life, no bitches, no kids, smelly as shit and greasy individual

No creativity either because the last few updates are straight up ripping shit out of spt mods and adding it to the game

[soft coral]

who the fk cares mate

[cyan garnet]

You vill purchase ze $500 true believer edition

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

3 hours 30 on warthunder , sir

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

good game

[soft coral]

weird way to say shit game

[hallow stream]

I vill pirchase ze 500 dollhair dildo and shove it up nikitas ass

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lLfvagvwoUI?si=0NBbqBdENumE3zZl
@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

sums up tarkov pretty much

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

pvp btw

[viral egret]

u can finally put money in pouch again?

[ancient marsh]

2 mechanic m4s in pocket

[fast garden]

but this is also pve

i think they made it so you can in pvp tho

[compact knoll]

bro i just said its pvp

[fast garden]

i am

retarded

i read that as pve somehow

but also clearly marked room so like

they have been like that

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tarkov-tarkov-eft-gif-27412962

[fast garden]

but sir

dl the beast so good

[stark torrent]

dying light?

oh

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come play tarkov

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/satono-diamond-uma-musume-lick-licking-gif-1120995586170710369

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent gonna get a russian friend to join, he understands english, but doesnt speak it very good

he is good at sniping

tell me when youre back

[stark torrent]

im back

[ancient marsh]

bro is hiring mercenaries

Ivan Shooterborn

[compact knoll]

thats his actual name

[ancient marsh]

Vanya))))))))))))

[ancient marsh]

tarkov financial crash 😭

bro invested in doctor kerman statues

[cyan garnet]

1.0 ready release in 2 months

[viral egret]

1.0 ready

[cyan garnet]

Just got swarmed by a 4 stack of tracksuit sweats

[stark torrent]

died from a 1100 hour lvl 6 player scav with pistol

bro was playing like john wick with a tt pistol hmmm

very gifted player

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh come play tarkov

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

[ancient marsh]

do you get paid 15 grivnas every time you type this?

@stark torrent

it's like that meme
"5 Billion wasps: "come outside""

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come play tarkov

[stark torrent]

nobody wants to play tarkov

[fast garden]

no

[soft coral]

literally who the fk wants to WILLINGLY play tarkov

[ancient marsh]

bro keeps looking for victims

Anton Chigurh walking around the motel, trying door handles

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-ok-oops-javier-bardem-gif-10579690

[compact knoll]

p!insanity

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

sir why do you have this badge

shabat shalom?

[ancient marsh]

this makes him get the best spawns on eft

[stark torrent]

[hollow patrol]

who up not playing tarkov (#2)

scaring the tarkov huzz

[stark torrent]

ew

bro modded the UZI ouuskha he is about to pull up

[hollow patrol]

its one i stole off a guy i killed

and im checking out a new area i havent been to so i might as well do an eco run

[cyan garnet]

Wtf in the temu tarkov is this

[hollow patrol]

its pretty fun tbh

and i didnt spend 500 dollaris on it

[cyan garnet]

What game is it

[viral egret]

ab i

[hollow patrol]

arena breakout infinite

free

[cyan garnet]

Chinese tarkov clone yeah

I'll pass

[hollow patrol]

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

@stark torrent we steal the catalyzer

but truly

this car is beautiful

[hollow patrol]

steal the whole car

[viral egret]

fr

its a mercedea

[hollow patrol]

chat what do i bring

[stark torrent]

yellow sportscar = big trouble lol

impossible for cops to not see it

[stark torrent]

go rpk

[hollow patrol]

noo rpk too expensiv

im bringin the ak102

and im bringing the 2 world wars

[young oasis]

I had a uzi a few nights ago, and realized I pulled it out of my stash and it had a muzzle adaptor for a silencer and no silencer.

[hollow patrol]

those scav guns are wack

theyre either missing or have the weirdest shit

anyway made jack shit from this solo run but 200k profit a vector and a m14

[viral egret]

@stark torrent quite weak today only did 19km

[hollow patrol]

few runs ago my ass opened a safe and i found parts for a thermal imaging system

worth 1.3 mil

[viral egret]

tbf i had to stop at my house with my mate because his chain fell off front gear

we fixed and lubed the bikes and went around

for 3 hours

[stark torrent]

damn pretty cool

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/money-breaking-bad-sleep-on-money-lay-on-money-money-pile-gif-5382667

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent this is like seeing your mate crossdressing at an anime convention

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-doakes-squint-stare-suspicious-gif-14432154109786838518

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

aaaaayyyy

we finally succeeded

Now I can watch my movies and listen to my music while shitting from my laptop all while my PC is in my room

💪

[ancient marsh]

mods he's pirating

[soft coral]

no?

I own the movies and music I have

I've ripped them to my SSD , sure but I'm not distributing them

see if I uploaded the entire ACDC albums on here

then yes it would be piracy of the highest degree

[ancient marsh]

sir

no need to lie

[soft coral]

????

I literally have the boxes and the blue-ray disks for venom and LOTR mate

BLow up respectfully

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral stupid

[soft coral]

Maybe a bit

[hollow patrol]

xal is a registered fed

[soft coral]

he can be kim jong un for all I care

??????
@stark torrent

WHAT

[young oasis]

I shot a guy who killed a person I matchmade with and they had a gold item work 250k and a terminator arm worth 1.3mil

I got my teamate's gun back because he saved my life.

I love that you can retrieve your teammate's gear and get it back to them.

[stark torrent]

idk not me

[soft coral]

we have a bulgarian spy amongst our ranks

and it isn't me cuz I'm not mod

[soft coral]

@viral egret

[viral egret]

peaak

trhat was what i was referring to

[soft coral]

aah

I did a bit of ripping mainly music today and organising stuff into folders so its neat

they even appear on media player with their full covers and metadata and all

nice and clean

[viral egret]

thats good

[soft coral]

IF our smart tv was newer

it would be able to download plex

and at that point

I would have a mini makeshift streaming thing from my PC to my TV

but its an older smart tv and it doesn't havae that app

however I can still do it by opening all the movies I Have through my laptop and then connecting laptop with HDMI cable to tv

no difference in quality or audio loss it still does 5.1 encoding

[ancient marsh]

Accurate description of brainfart because everyone is racist

[soft coral]

we getting factual channel names now

[ancient marsh]

Holy autism maxxing

What is bro even talking about

Are these real words

Just put the torrent in the vlc media player and im happy

[soft coral]

well I'm not

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

we go the extra mile

@ancient marsh

what ripping a 4k film does to my storage

[ancient marsh]

Mile long rope to dangle on

[soft coral]

don't be rude

be nice

[ancient marsh]

Anything but watch the fuckin movie 😭

[soft coral]

I did

[ancient marsh]

You will delete it then surely

[soft coral]

to test it and see if it ripped correctly

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

well no

its staying here

as a backup

I will upgrade storage in the future

to like a 10TB drive or something

so I can have BULK storage for movies and music

its not really autism maxxing

you just take the disc and copy the information from it onto your PC to have it backed up not only for safety but to have the movie/song available ANYTIME you want

[ancient marsh]

It is autism maxxing

[soft coral]

nuh uh

[ancient marsh]

Non autistic person would just boot up a website/app and stream it

[soft coral]

we hate streaming in this household

[ancient marsh]

No one would bother buying fucking CDs and blurays

[soft coral]

its very compressed

[frosty basalt]

Nothing wrong with wanting physical media

[ancient marsh]

But also massively inconvenient

Thats why I said autism maxxing

[frosty basalt]

Massively is hyperbole

[soft coral]

madly gets it

[ancient marsh]

I want to watch a movie
I find it in the app and turn it on
Vs
I want to watch a movie
I find someone who is selling it
go buy it
if I wanna watch something else I gotta get up and swap disks
gotta store them somewhere too

[soft coral]

i like owning them

not my problem you cant fathom the hype and joy of buying a physical movie

or a cd with an album

yes its not convinient compared to your average ruski pirate streaming site

but idc

[viral egret]

i dont evn know if i own a movie in physical form

my dad has those cd pencilcases

[soft coral]

i just enjoy seeing my albums and movies on the shelf

i guess this concept to russians is foreign

@viral egret

[viral egret]

as a fellow cat owner i approve

[soft coral]

the car , with the doors and the engine

[viral egret]

6 or 8 cylinders

gas or hybrid

electrics arent real cars

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

BRO COVERED HIS MONEY IN THE PIC

[viral egret]

broke shi

bros money is ■■■■■■■

[fast garden]

look how small the bar is

he has NOTHING

[soft coral]

@fast garden @viral egret

ayooo

gates of hell aah rgb fans

[viral egret]

holy wtf

[soft coral]

they pulsate its not solid color

[cyan garnet]

Bro is down horrendously

[frosty basalt]

I get all that bro but I think calling it a massive inconvenience is a mischaracterization

[fast garden]

bsg server room

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-1386963381209125706

⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️
⚠️ BROKE FELLA ALERT ⚠️

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent cock is calling, pick up

[ancient marsh]

iedy the type of guy to type on his phone with his tongue instead of taking his gloves off in winter

[ancient marsh]

the pmc 50th time that day going into factory with a VPO-215, 2 mags of FMJ and a gssh headset

[keen sparrow]

okay okayokay

hear me out....

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/et-alien-long-neck-bow-gif-14378092

[stark torrent]

oi its valeria

but in 480p

what are those arms man

twink arms

[keen sparrow]

https://giphy.com/gifs/amandak-eyeroll-xUOxeVZRbp8PswYyl2

[stark torrent]

i didnt even notice the scope mount

i thought it was a texture glitch

[keen sparrow]

hey hey hey

hey

i'm having fun with Tarkov

can you say the same?

[viral egret]

no

[keen sparrow]

That's what i thought

[viral egret]

tarkov is not fun

[keen sparrow]

"SPT isn't real Tarkov"

lmao

GOOD.

[viral egret]

spt is tarkov but less ball-crushing pain

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll power went out

https://tenor.com/view/rhodey-war-machine-avengers-end-game-gif-14056052

[compact knoll]

mate

[soft coral]

i love connecting to random bt divices outside

and playing stuff

[stark torrent]

Ok we have power

Nvm power is out again

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll kill.me take my ammo stash ny shit imma go touch grass

We play later

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

Last time they took ny power 5 times in a row it bricked my internet box thingie from the provider and they had to replace it

[soft coral]

ayooooo

young man

[stark torrent]

Damn thats a beauty

[cyan garnet]

Mildly occasionally

[keen sparrow]

normally i'm all for weird gimmicky guns

but i hate the velociraptor so fucking much

stupid, dumb gun

[cyan garnet]

So real

Shits trash

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet @keen sparrow @stark torrent

[keen sparrow]

BENIS

okay yeah that arm is fucked

[hallow stream]

A great use of the money one earned working in Germany

[soft coral]

@hallow stream @stark torrent @keen sparrow @viral egret Put feet on the dvd drive so its not metal on metal with the PC case

and its nice and elavated

they're not rubber

but they work well enough

• i put the rubber ones included with the drive

looks a bit crude

but it does the job

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-engineer-gaming-gif-19532009

[soft coral]

ty

[viral egret]

goog enough

[soft coral]

very

Mate

I mean tbh one of these for 1000 euro and a bunch of high capacity drives will allow me to have enough storage for any media I want

but still...1000 is a lot...

[cyan garnet]

the weak pmc must fear the strong scav

[ancient marsh]

100% autism maxxing

autism maxxing hobby = any hobby that has a more convenient alternative but people spend insane money on it anyway

a netflix sub is like 15$ a month

[soft coral]

fuck netflix

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

hop on tarkov bbg

[keen sparrow]

those idiots that spend 450$ on a keyboard that doesn't even have a numpad

[soft coral]

Don't make fun of my hobby

assholes

[keen sparrow]

do you have a retard keyboard?

[soft coral]

I have a razor blackwidow v3

[keen sparrow]

then dw about it, lol

[viral egret]

this game is so fire

or something

the music is decent

[soft coral]

its not one of the new razor keyboard

[ancient marsh]

do not join he will touch you

[soft coral]

but holy shit

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gulp-cat-gif-27257259

[soft coral]

this thing is robust as hell

[ancient marsh]

we're not, just accept it is autism hobby

may as well be collecting fucking labubus

[keen sparrow]

i'm talking about those people that get tiny keybaords that have a special 30 foot long cord

and they replace all the switfches

and get custom made ceramic or glass keycaps

[soft coral]

I'm not that retarded

calm down mate

[viral egret]

gen alpha hobby eugh

[keen sparrow]

when a 10$ piece of shit plastic slap keyboard would work just as well

[viral egret]

wtf is wrong with ppl and labubus

[soft coral]

I like my shiny blue-ray disks

[viral egret]

its just a shitty plush

[soft coral]

they have special features yuu know

on the venom disk it had venom by eminem

good song

[keen sparrow]

I love this grindset Ivan's on

I do not love custom boutique gamer keyboards

[soft coral]

thanks? ❤️

I go take a shit

[keen sparrow]

https://imgur.com/gallery/cute-asian-girl-blowing-kiss-N7EnEYp

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh @fast garden come play

[soft coral]

dumb and dumber

[soft coral]

raw

[compact knoll]

horny and hornier

[keen sparrow]

I go outside to shoot soda can with bb gun

[soft coral]

pot , meet kettle

[soft coral]

Not the barbie boomstick

[keen sparrow]

That's what i'm calling it from now on, ty

[soft coral]

❤️

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wvoguecosm0-wvoguecosmo-nicki-minaj-gif-24727963

[cyan garnet]

Imagine paying to stream

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-chigurh-no-country-for-old-men-gif-2779979814804753980

[compact knoll]

comeeee

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

[compact knoll]

how it feels asking iedy for some ammo

also red keycard from killa

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287531105473396820/1419084202648797184/Dont-submit-to-anyone.mp4?ex=68d12167&is=68cfcfe7&hm=0ae73913550c1531b5249046ca1e4a780e2f284a0a7ff435aeb40944993f20ac& @soft coral @stark torrent

[soft coral]

gun head

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

Meanwhile I am mansa musa

The bank of money

Oh you need some money? Here’s 30 million go crazy kiddo

Iedy receiving generous funding from the Chinese to support his killa farming

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7FIiYsVy3U @stark torrent

[hallow stream]

Instead of: hey man that was my ledx, you owe me the next one
Do: Shoot teammate in head and take it

[hollow patrol]

dont snork it enough

[ancient marsh]

anneurism aimpunch

[compact knoll]

horror game

[viral egret]

wolf dog just ran past me while i was biking he was on a leash but i felt like i was gonna die of fear

dog as big as me

[hollow patrol]

got jumped by a chihuahua

[viral egret]

no

giant husky thing

[hollow patrol]

giant husky thing

[glacial haven]

i have yet to meet one of those dog breeds without them being absolutely insufferable, either they literally bite your foot / ankles or they just constantly bark for no fucking reason

[hollow patrol]

yeah fuck them

[viral egret]

no not this shitstain

i can eat that thing in 2 bites

[glacial haven]

but it ain't just chihuahuas, it's all small dogs, there's exceptions to dwarf breeds like corgis but the rest is annoying as shit

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh more autismmaxxing for you
i'm stiching together the 2 files from the 2 disks of LOTR Two towers and embedding a subtitle track for hte movie

[hollow patrol]

big dogs though are chill asf

[viral egret]

mostly

[glacial haven]

i had several breeds till now and they were all chill

[viral egret]

i gor jumped by 5 pack of german shepherds

[glacial haven]

Rottweilers, Bernese Mountain Dogs

[viral egret]

it depends

[glacial haven]

And those Rottweilers were trained to defend / protect property and still didn't bark on every stupid occurrence

How do you even train a small dog, you can't yank on the leash, you'll end up pulling that mf a mile behind you

[viral egret]

or breaking its neck

[glacial haven]

My Bernese Mountain Dog was female, every time a small dog would've tried to run at me, she was literally in fighting stance, ready to rip that lil fucker apart

[cyan garnet]

so real

I love my red heeler

[glacial haven]

They always run around without a leash as well, as if it's not an issue

[compact knoll]

its been

400 hours

its blank

i dont remember waht happened

[viral egret]

biggest issue is small dog no leash fr

[glacial haven]

The biggest issue is the lack of training, just because it's a small dog, they assume it's fine and funny if they attack someone but that bite can get infected and hit an artery as well

[viral egret]

or theyre rabid

without owners knowledge

[glacial haven]

I would never get a dog and not train it or have it trained professionally by a 3rd party

That shit is stupid, your pet should always be trained, no matter how cuddly and cute they are at home, when they meet a random person on the street, they should not start growling

Even less bark or attack them

[fast garden]

Small dogs just suffer from little man syndrome that’s all

So they act like little shits

Meanwhile every large dog that shows up at work is an absolute sweetheart

Too bad i have to deal with people who look like they flew in from cali with some shithead purse dog

[glacial haven]

I mean, the training of my dogs always included that they should not allow anyone to do anything to them, my bernese mountain dog was also trained that way, it would just kill the small dog if it attacked me or her without backing off

And I would much rather pay the legal damages of that small dog passing away than my dog passing away from an infected wound, just because the small foot trumpet couldn't stay away and had to attack her

[fast garden]

I wish all dickhead small dogs a very nice die

I’m more of a cat person anyhow

[glacial haven]

I mean, poodles for example, those small fuckers, they are aggressive to no end, there are some that aren't

[fast garden]

The ones that aren’t are fine ofc they exist

[glacial haven]

But that doesn't really matter, most of them are just trimmed to bark and attack either way, for no apparent reason, they even run at you sometimes

[fast garden]

I have personally never seen in person a chihuahua that wasn’t an asshole

[glacial haven]

I have seen like 2 but that was at the vet, so they could've been sedated from what I know

[fast garden]

I take it you worked at a vet at some point? You seem rather knowledgeable

[glacial haven]

Not really, I just had a lot of dogs and talked to a lot of owners

[fast garden]

Ahhh

[glacial haven]

I mean, "a lot", I had like 5 in my lifetime and all of them were professionally trained by ex-K9 trainers

[fast garden]

We had a wiener dog when I was real little

She was an old dog when we got her but she was sweet up until right before she had to be put down. But she was like, OLD old. Longer than the average one lives iirc

[glacial haven]

Wiener dogs are just wholesome all around, I have not really met a lot of them but the one's that I met were all really nice

[fast garden]

She just started getting extremely hostile and I forgot now what they said it was

Wiener dogs are sweet

That was the one dog my immediate family has ever had

Then we just got a buncha cats

Very nice because we see almost zero pests

[glacial haven]

Fair enough, I have met a few sweet cats already

One of them always loved to lay on one of my cars

Had to always pick it up and put it down, was a rather fat one called "cookie"

[fast garden]

We get paw prints on the cars all the time lol

[glacial haven]

Then there was another one called "nero", very very nice cat

Would always lay on my footmat outside of my entryway

And whenever he had the chance, he would run inside of my house

It wasn't my cat, it was the cat of our neighbours

Always would lay on my lap when I sat on the stairs outside, would love to get pet

Just a great and friendly cat

[fast garden]

Haha one of the neighbors cats used to try to sneak in when we opened the doors

Which would have worked for him if it wasn’t for the horrendous squealing our little cat makes whenever she sees him

[glacial haven]

lmao

Yeah sometimes I didn't even see him get inside

And then I would find him at my feet in the office downstairs

[fast garden]

Bros just hanging out

[glacial haven]

It was just generally a nice cat

Sadly at the end of it's life now, it's an inside cat now

[fast garden]

I’m sure that has scared the shit out of you sometimes

Mom almost let in a raccoon one time thinking it was our chunky cat

[glacial haven]

Definitely, you don't expect something running at your feet and scratching at them randomly

And it was a black cat

I don't turn on my lights like ever, so I did not see him either most of the time

And then my brother bought like 2 scottish fold kitties for his girlfriend, to not get into too much detail, the relationship did not work out very well, so they were put up for adoption because the ex-girlfriend did not have a stable income and couldn't take care of them

[stark torrent]

Trojan Horse

[hollow patrol]

is he true fo this

average extraction shooter experience

insane scav

aint noone need all that

[stark torrent]

real

[young oasis]

Covert Ops is pretty funny and paranoia inducing since player scavs can murder other player scavs freely. So you get mfers actively pretending to be NPCs to sus out other player scavs or make players drop their guard.

[hollow patrol]

schizoid activity

covert ops is pretty fun in the sense that its free money and ive already made 200k actual profit + a few decent guns in a few short runs

technically loot value being 800k

havent caught any players

[young oasis]

I got got once by one man it was fucked up he was kinda milling about in that NPC fashion before activating like a sleeper agent and jumpscaring me with a shotgun.

[hollow patrol]

well, caught some dead ones

but no living players

[young oasis]

I think I've killed one or two living guys as covert.

Can't remember if they were PMCs or other coverts.

[hollow patrol]

one time i was with a friend in stables and this player scav guy toggled aimbot

bm59 head, eyes

[young oasis]

The voice lines the militants use and their generally absurd levels of none threat make me lower my guard so much around them.

They sound ridiculous.

[hollow patrol]

they do

[young oasis]

Compared to scavs in Takov they're like action movie villians lmao. Though I imagine if you know russian the scavs are funnier.

Except of course the scav death screams. Sometimes I feel bad when they whine in agony.

[hollow patrol]

kit ready for the next relatively serious raid i'll do but for now i keep on doing covert

i unlocked armory earlier but im doing tactical raids with a friend instead of alone because 1. being alone when my money is at stake is scary and 2. dont wanna progress too far without him

also my fal looks fucked up not by choice but by the fact that i didnt wanna spend more money on it besides a scope after i found it like that off an npc in northridge

[soft coral]

aalo chat

are you having fun playing the shit game?

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-27148623

[viral egret]

i dont

i quit tarkov

[soft coral]

👏

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

good.

[viral egret]

to focus more on women

and studies

and i fucked up the first step

so we just study

[hollow patrol]

bro... escaped from tarkov

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[soft coral]

I autismmaxxed so hard today

its insane

[viral egret]

i royally fucked up focusing on girls i rejected a girl because i assumed she was vaping like all thr other girls in the class

she doesnt vape

we die alone 👍

[soft coral]

we do not care for women

[viral egret]

we care for dvds

[soft coral]

we buy blue-rays/dvds/uhds and rip them and make our own personal home streaming

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

@viral egret

ripped the second movie today

[viral egret]

peak

[soft coral]

stitched the disk 1 and disk 2 files of the extended cut and deleted the rest

jellyfin has a plugin for opensubtitles.org which allows you to search for subtitles right then and there without having to manually download them

holy peak

[viral egret]

indeed

[hollow patrol]

all that for 1 unarmored scav he really got my ass

[soft coral]

I just need it for LOTR movies since they dont come with bulgarian subs by default and I want my dad to be able to enjoy the movies when I watch them with him
@viral egret
the other moives u see have subs ripped from the disk by default

[viral egret]

doing it for the dad

[soft coral]

not only

only the subs part

[viral egret]

ye that

[soft coral]

he understands at best 10/15% english

[viral egret]

it is a driving force

[hollow patrol]

[viral egret]

i got so burnt out of playing games

[soft coral]

mate stop posting arena breakout

nobody fucking cares

[hollow patrol]

ok i post more

[soft coral]

this channel is barely about tarkov anymore

[soft coral]

ok blow up

[viral egret]

nothings fun anymore to play

[soft coral]

except isaac

[viral egret]

this is legit brainfart 2

[soft coral]

isaac is always fun

[viral egret]

never tried it

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/my-main-goal-is-to-blow-up-and-act-like-i-don't-know-nobody-my-main-goal-is-to-blow-up-hahaha-gif-2863015232596367169

[soft coral]

MY MANGO 🗣️

💯

@viral egret

even the dvd movies play fine

the app can automatically take metadata info from all the movie database websites and input it straight into the file so it looks like a proper streaming platform

this is so fucking cool dude

[viral egret]

i fuckin agree

this shit is mindblowing i didnt even know stuff like that is possible

[soft coral]

it actually is and has been for a few years

@viral egret

all these apps are basically netflix at home

with your own files

[viral egret]

dang

[soft coral]

and or music

because yes I can also play my ac/dc my metallica and all through jellyfin

I tried plex but didn't like it

jellyfin I like more and its opensource

[viral egret]

ill keep thst in mind if i ever start following in ur tracks

also hows it going with the girl

[soft coral]

tl;dr on what it pretty much does
it makes kind of like a server on your pc (or laptop) where from there you have a dashboard through which you can configure how your library functions
what plugins you want such as the database plugins for automatic information on movies and shit
you just need the files with the supported format (mkv and mp4 is best) and it detects them and you can play them on your home network on pretty much any divice that can download the app or any divice that can use DLNA

[soft coral]

good

shes tired today because this morning she came home from her hometown at 9 in the morning (she got on the 6am train)

so no hangout

[viral egret]

nice nice

[soft coral]

that tldr turned out to be pretty long tbh

but idc

I'm so hyped and excited to see what I can do with this

[viral egret]

lots of possibilities

[soft coral]

OH

I can find the big bang theory and download it for mom

so she can watch it on the tv

[viral egret]

shelon

bazing

[soft coral]

without me having to pull upthe laptop each time

[viral egret]

0 is not number

[soft coral]

ooooo

I have to get on this

[viral egret]

im probably gonna work more on finding a girl suitable for my retarded unpredictable self

i need to figure how to balance school along that and gaming

since outside of thst i barely get time to practice my hobbies on weekends

[soft coral]

oh man

if I can find the star wars movies

and rip them my dad would be happy

he is big star wars fan

but on blue-ray I'm not ripping anymore 4k until I get wayyy bigger storage

like at least 10TB

[viral egret]

buy old hdds

[soft coral]

mm

risky

[viral egret]

i need to find a hobby that girls like lowk bro i need new hobbies

all i do is bike and 3d

[soft coral]

I couldn't care if a woman thinks this hobby is boring or not

[viral egret]

tf else can i pick up in free time

[soft coral]

don't like it? hit the fuckgin road hoe

[viral egret]

it is cool to where i doubt any girls hate it

[hollow patrol]

get into an instrument or something

i dont know if girls like it but its fun

[viral egret]

i want to learn guitar

but it is expensive

[hollow patrol]

ive been playing/learning guitar for like 4 years now

its nice

mostly acoustic

[viral egret]

ye but it is kinda hard to balance saving for guitar and saving for motorcycle and gear

[hollow patrol]

you dont need like 500 tons of shit to get started playing guitar you can just get one of them cheaper electro-acoustic guitars or some shit

[viral egret]

maybe

[hollow patrol]

thats how i started and ive been using that same one for the last 4 years

[viral egret]

i have classmates

that play guitar

aswell

but idc about that

i have a friend who can teach me guitar probably

[hollow patrol]

no idea about getting taught guitar

me personally i did take a few classes and whatnot

nothing major but yeah

[viral egret]

i might just learn it on my own

cant be that bad

[hollow patrol]

no comment on that

[viral egret]

finger positioning and tension on the string can change sound of the notes no?

[hollow patrol]

gotta be dedicated

yeah

stuff matters ig

[viral egret]

i also gotta get a summer job next summer so i can save up for whatever i want in the future

[hollow patrol]

the few things youre gonna need imo for like just basic getting started on guitar is 1. a guitar (or borrow one for a while if you can who knows up to you)
2. replacement strings (they snap sometimes)
and then theres all the optionals of
3. a capo (capodastru) for any song that needs it and whatnot
4. a pick
5. guitar tuner doohickeys but you really dont need these theres apps you can get on your phone to tune guitars

[viral egret]

so guitar string and a pick

[hollow patrol]

and maybe someone to teach you the basics

[viral egret]

to start

the capo thingy for songs that need it

and just freestyle it after tuning

[hollow patrol]

i'd recommend getting a few classes to atleast learn the basics and whatnot first

also note that guitar is evil and will fuck your fingers up at first especially on an acoustic

[viral egret]

ill figure it oyt on the way if i end up picking up guitar

[hollow patrol]

your choice but i already stated my opinion

[viral egret]

ye

i should sleep im gonna be a zombie tmrw

[soft coral]

@viral egret

[calm pollen]

Good way to burn the starter just cranking on it like that

[hallow stream]

Look at the car

I think there is more issues than just the starter getting potentially burnt

[hollow patrol]

playing abi with friend

he extracts 10 seconds before me and i find a golden cube worth 300k in a random ass bag right after

gang told me to kill myself for that one and i dont blame him

he has 2 million im nearing 7 million

i am blessed he is retarded broke and has less money than someone just starting the game

[young oasis]

How do you go poor in that game? My stash has 10m koen and I profit several million every session.

Is he one of the mfers who play like bots I ghetto blast in normals?

Not like the game doesn't give you so many safety nets for kits and loot.

[calm pollen]

im right there, Ive got like 30 mil, the game is dead easy

[hollow patrol]

i dont know

he's not bad at the game

maybe im like a fucking insane loot goblin

and compared to me he barely loots

dude just aims for kills 24/7

[hollow patrol]

also lowkey havent used the kits the game offers at all or anything we've mostly been making our own loadouts. i go as cheap as i can go on them idk about him

cant be such a difference though im probably just literally taking all of the good loot

so much so that ive resorted to leaving him half the shit i find and then he still forgets to loot after i tell him to or i randomly find something worth hundreds of thousands after he extracts

[young oasis]

I waste absurd amounts of money and the game keeps drowning me in it every time I log in.

The events tab and dailies just churn out cash.

[hollow patrol]

pretty much yeah

you dont even really have to do anything special for them

you just play the game and do what you always do in a raid

get loot live get out

[young oasis]

Honestly compared to tarkov's esoteric quest design its nice, but unsatisfying.

[hollow patrol]

no comment on tarkovs stuff but i can agree that its not very satisfying

most engaging quests ive had were essentially "go to small hall in farm and interact with a basket for 3 seconds" and "as a scav go to the grain silo, dont kill any other scavs and extract"

[young oasis]

They're just things to force you to go somewhere so you might run into players.

[hollow patrol]

[native crypt]

I really like how casual the game feels and especially how fast it is to get in a match

The longest time it took was under 2 minutes

[keen sparrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144467650852950206/1419504015057883238/CheechGlamShot.png?ex=68d1ffa2&is=68d0ae22&hm=6dbb71af7bd01e1fad4f2d3ff135661fc7cbe92fef633dc65b158fb5e6b164e0&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1144467650852950206/1419485948537864242/ChongGlamShot.png?ex=68d1eece&is=68d09d4e&hm=1735a814ff273ce7834aed39d38659c6d2fc9e4a4f0e7d1c6c990afedfced190&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[young oasis]

Is that ron jeremy or some shit?

The face looks so familiar.

[keen sparrow]

Tommy Chong

[ebon yacht]

Nikita when someone buys the unheard edition:

[keen sparrow]

images you can smell

SPT Leaderboards are fucking dead, but your boy took second before they died

[wintry ridge]

spt leaderboards

lol, lmao even

[keen sparrow]

i know i know

[wintry ridge]

minecraft leaderboards next

[keen sparrow]

There's an exhaustive list of mods that preclude you from even participating though

so dude's with godmode , noclip, and infinite stamina and carry weight can't compete

the shit reads what mods your server's loaded and just won't record raid results if you have those mods, it's kinda cool

[fast garden]

high level spt autism

what the fuck is up with that server that you and artem have the jew tag from

it looks like satire

[soft coral]

its a honda mate

[keen sparrow]

@compact knoll don't tell him

[soft coral]

gm

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/ozge-gurel-ezgi-inal-bay-yanlis-hi-hello-gif-17607827

I wonder if i can make this PoS in Tarkov

[keen sparrow]

blud's in trouble

[soft coral]

mans already dead

[keen sparrow]

close. so close.

[soft coral]

wrong muzzle

or at least color

[keen sparrow]

trying to find a silver muzzle brake, lol my eyes are glazing over

that's probably close enough

[ancient marsh]

use regular m4 pistol grip

the A2 or w/e

[keen sparrow]

ew yeah you're right

Unfortunately i cannot turn the sights backwards like they are in-game, lol

marvelous

It's not terrible

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1189352979044774018/1419484554728837125/lIbX0tiVFaTvT_EI.mp4?ex=68d1ed82&is=68d09c02&hm=c4c290d24175727d9c0ea98955b9ec1100bbaad976b34ac569facd96555887ce&

[keen sparrow]

God Lalo was such a fucking creep

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/VaUZ0BrDegE?si=FMVJBC4RpgK6JkFT @compact knoll @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

based, ty

[compact knoll]

30 fps

and stuttering

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/mimick-mimicking-mock-bored-lame-gif-5640093

talkin like this game is optimised at all

[soft coral]

sir this isn't warframe

[keen sparrow]

I wanna call that death BS then i remember i was wearing Bomber beanie and Hipster shades

@soft coral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XWv8WzuvO0&list=RD0XWv8WzuvO0&start_radio=1

[soft coral]

tryna figure out

how to embed subtitles

with MKVtoolnix

and if its possible to embed the bulgarian ones that jellyfin downloads through opensubtitles.org

it should be able to do it

and if its successfull the subtitles might just play on my blue-ray player when I access the files through DLNA

since the player doesn't natively support jellyfin as an app

[keen sparrow]

my ass would've asked chatgpt by now

[soft coral]

couldn't do it

@keen sparrow tv and blue-ray player have trouble displaying the subtitles

because theyre not fully embedded into the file itself

and when I did that it still didn't play

is fine

I can still use jellyfin on my laptop and play movies from my library through that

[keen sparrow]

I wouldn't even know how to fix such a thing, lol

I'm surprised you're not having region-locking issues

[soft coral]

why would I have region lock

???

[keen sparrow]

That always seems t obe a thing when messing with movies from other countries, idk

[soft coral]

no?

not always

the movies I have are specifically region free

[keen sparrow]

oooooh

[soft coral]

i can't get regionlocked even if i wanted to

[soft coral]

@stark torrent oooshka

to have such a beast of a pc

only to play isaac and pvz

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden caught a true believer in the wild

Happened because someone asked "man why is this discord so dead, people used to actually type here" (pestily discord)

"Who plays the game for content"

[stark torrent]

i got banned because of you so deal with the retard yourself

[ancient marsh]

On pestily disc?

[stark torrent]

ah no

[ancient marsh]

I thought it was official discord

[stark torrent]

oh ye thats not oeft

nvm

[ancient marsh]

And on that one you got banned not because of me, but because you told me to rope myself

[stark torrent]

you just suck lol what is bro talking about

i bet your ass he sits in a spot for 15 minutes before moving to another spot for 15 minutes

thats it

[ancient marsh]

Idk it sounds like he spent 250 on unheard and now eats beans for breakfast lunch and dinner

Crying and lashing out in sunk cost fallacy

"Who plays the game for content"

Brother why would I play this wipe?

I played this wipe last wipe

[stark torrent]

thats a cope

i will tell you exactly what is bro doing

he is barely playing a few hours a day , so for him getting to lvl 30 is a big achievement

if even

for him finishing punisher 3 is huge

etc

he doesnt need content because he didnt even get to 50% of it

[soft coral]

having used hdr10 on my monitor for like over a year now

I can't fucking go back to non hdr

I switched it off the other day to compare

holy shit

its so gray and washed out

[stark torrent]

i really thought of going back to my 1080p just to get good FPS when scoping in on tarkov

[soft coral]

bruh

[stark torrent]

and clearer image technically by using more sharpness but yeah

[soft coral]

this guy

[stark torrent]

the difference is crazy

[soft coral]

I'm not comparing 1080 and Qhd though

I said HDR

[stark torrent]

i dont care

[soft coral]

neither do i

eat shit

❤️

[stark torrent]

nade urself

❤️

[soft coral]

and thats how 2 men become best friends

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent more cinema

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I got new carpets dawg

HUGE upgrade

[hollow patrol]

"who plays this game for content"

he's too far gone

[soft coral]

who the fk plays this game willingly

[compact knoll]

"pve gang"

[soft coral]

ayyy blyaa

[compact knoll]

Servers are filled ahahhahahah

Right

Thats why it takes 2 minutes if not more to find a game

[hollow patrol]

he's referring to scav spawns

pve gang in the name

trust

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent this guy is a gamer dad of 7 idk man go play dayz

I want to go into raid naked and scream from joy cause I found a Makarov with no ammo

KKona

@stark torrent I cant man

They dont get money from player retention

How do you argue with a person who doesnt understand reality?

[fast garden]

theres no way this guy says

"car exfils were too cheap"

ACTUAL NOTHINGBURGER

"servers are filled"

im sorry xal that is not a human being making those statements

genuine nikitadroid

[ancient marsh]

True believer

Ace of spades tattoo on lower back with this guy

I cant

[ancient marsh]

Dont Google that

[compact knoll]

Cant find anything

Tell me

[fast garden]

this is a herniated disc moment

[ancient marsh]

I meant queen of spades

Google that instead

Dont actually

[fast garden]

artem tell me what it means

[ancient marsh]

Just Google it

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

oh thats funny

snow bunny identification tattoo

[ancient marsh]

Bro has a cultist symbol on his thigh

Incompetent russian game devs only

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh send me invite to pestily discord

[compact knoll]

i love this cat

[stark torrent]

he do be adorable

[compact knoll]

дурашка винки

[granite coral]

sweetie winky
-# Translated from :flag_mn: Mongolian to :flag_gb: English

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent check tigz server, tigz saw my screenshot dump and even he called him retarded

[stark torrent]

ye i saw

he is right you know

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

what

what

oh no

[stark torrent]

yeah so what would be exactly

im thinking maybe just max skills or idk

or max loot or what

1 ruble items or idk

otherwise what could it be

zombies?

again?

[ancient marsh]

This breed is called "just a silly girl :)"

[compact knoll]

game free?

[ancient marsh]

"I HAVE PLANS THAT I CANNOT SHARE WITH YOU RIGHT NOW, BECAUSE THE HATERS WILL SABOTAGE ME"

[ancient marsh]

0 chance

If u mean eft going free to play

[fast garden]

actually

if it was temp free before 1.0

huge

but doubt that

[compact knoll]

why not

[fast garden]

im thinking this is prob gonna be the uh

nostalgia part of the wipe

old .12 style shit

[ancient marsh]

Cause they said you need to buy it on steam

[stark torrent]

yeah it will probably be just pre-wipe but much earlier

like the longest prewipe idk

who knows at this point let them drop whatever

[compact knoll]

truge

[ancient marsh]

Changes to hc wipe is like putting makeup on a pig

Shoutout Artem mom

Like it won't change much

Wipes are how tarkov lives and they ruined the early wipe completely

No one is gonna come back to the game 3 months later with zero progress

[stark torrent]

i mean they are removing hardcore elements

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1385645326567735537/gunheadpng.gif

[stark torrent]

but yeah

[compact knoll]

catching strays

[ancient marsh]

Yeah thats done a lot

[compact knoll]

i dont have any better gifs that dont involve slurs

[ancient marsh]

[next temple]

you want another gif like that to your collection?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/what-happened-what-happened-to-you-as-a-child-what-kind-of-trauma-makes-you-act-like-this-stare-stare-cat-gif-2454779732634892782

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/threat-gif-26347862

[soft coral]

@viral egret yooo look at that

I was able to setup my show that we watch with mom

now they're all neatly packed and organised

[soft coral]

the kitby

[ancient marsh]

The silly detector in my phone exploded and now there is shrapnel in my neck

Jackass

[compact knoll]

assination attempt #7 failed

[short cove]

chat

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent i will do any map but fucking streets

youre on your own there

[short cove]

why isent there a suicide option in eft

like ong

why cant i just kms when i got both legs blacked without bleed and i know i wont make it

[compact knoll]

escape, back to menu

[short cove]

nah thats kinda boykisser behaviour

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

get the fuck out of my chat

[short cove]

i mean like, i have to keep that 0 disconnected ratio

looks bad if a 22 hour player got like 7 disconnects

also why does everything cost like 70k

[compact knoll]

its not like you will kill a player to get reported

[compact knoll]

dogshit hardcore wipe

[short cove]

like everything i see from fence is this expensive

be it a vepr, a sup kedr

a adar w a sight

a fal

everything is like 70k

[short cove]

😭

[fast garden]

fence is overpriced shit dont buy from him

[short cove]

is the suppressor REALLY worth 35k?

[short cove]

dawg i cant buy most things as of now

[fast garden]

yep.

[short cove]

like prapor is my best bet rn

[fast garden]

dont waste money on half dura guns from fence

fence is intetionally like

2-3x as expensive as other traders

supressors are a big deal

but i wouldnt really worry about them if its not something like the kedr-b or another really cheap one

for your financial situation

[short cove]

my current financial situation

i however already learned how to do lighthouse scav runs

[short cove]

thats where i got something like this from

however mechanic dosent wanna buy it and i feel like its kinda too good to sell

however i know i am rn too dogshit to use it effectively

[fast garden]

durability

[short cove]

i mean i can repair it