💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

u dont pay ?

[soft coral]

no ofc

its a library

[stark torrent]

ohh cool

[soft coral]

i went there i asked where are the dvds couple days ago
she said 4th floor but u need a card and she made me a card

library card is free too

ez pz i can borrow and cd with music or dvd o want

or book

[soft coral]

books are 30 days the others are 7

[cyan garnet]

Getting dvds from libary and ripping them is crazy work

[soft coral]

i dont rip them mate

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

ive ripped my OWN blue ray venom movie and my 4k lotr trilogy

the library ones i dont rip

i may be a pirate , but im not a monster

i have standards and morals

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

yes

plus they are dvds the quality is 720p only

do you take me for such a savage?

@stark torrent these bus drivers here can put f1 pilots to shame

[viral egret]

holy peak

[viral egret]

bus drivers here are either good or bad

one almost crashed into a tram

[soft coral]

i picked up resident evil
asterix and obelisk
terminator 2 as well

peak movies

@viral egret

[viral egret]

holy peak

[soft coral]

they didnt have terminator 1

library is a cool place bro

after i watch these i go read lord of the rings in the book section

i shouldve started visiting library sooner @viral egret @stark torrent

[viral egret]

i visit library Only to look for stalker merch like once a decade

[soft coral]

library for stalker merch?

HUH?

the fk kinda library u going to

[viral egret]

they have DND and other game shit

but they also have normal book sections

it's big as fuck

[soft coral]

wtf

bro going to library premium

@viral egret ooooooushkaaa

[viral egret]

all mushroom

[soft coral]

i love shrooms on pizza

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll we need to kill this mf with rocks.

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

He will deal with it himself

[ancient marsh]

Ivan hopping on

Nevermind

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret

opaaa

powerful haul this time

only peak cinema

[viral egret]

god sent peak

[soft coral]

sadly not on blue-ray

we can't win em all

blue-rays are expensive after all

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

Zarazno zlo

I cant

In russian that basically means infectious evil

[soft coral]

well

the movie is resident evil mate

[ancient marsh]

I know, retard

[soft coral]

oh okay

my bad men

[minor quartz]

📸

[soft coral]

I regret nothing

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @minor quartz @keen sparrow

love these movies

[keen sparrow]

PELTOR

[soft coral]

"who is this tourist blocking the road he looks like a race car"

[ancient marsh]

Most based movies ever

All of them are just a giant Peugeot ad

[soft coral]

LITERALLY

and i love them

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @keen sparrow @minor quartz @viral egret

[viral egret]

built in JACKS???

that would be a god sent for most mechanics

until the jacks slip...

[soft coral]

did we get on the highway yet?
now we can shift to second

MATEEEEEE

[viral egret]

i learned how to switch gears

on both manuals and motorcycles

i just dont know when

mostly

[soft coral]

insane movies

ooh is this mercedes?
they made cars now?

[viral egret]

wasnt their whole thing like... cars?

[soft coral]

that's the joke...

[keen sparrow]

jfc

[viral egret]

ok

[soft coral]

mate

the girl asked me to go get her hair dye

the things i do for some pussy

[stark torrent]

35 minutes 1 blatant cheater already

nvm he just got aimbotted by a naked m4 guy from across the map

[viral egret]

respectable grind

unlike tarkov grind

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

and bsg will be like

"he no cheat"

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/john-krasinski-annoyed-bored-disturbed-gif-15731465

[cyan garnet]

You can put money in your ass again

[stark torrent]

i mean thanks but i already dont need money in the ass anymore

i guess i can carry 300k for the btr again to use the cover thingie for funsies but who plays anymore

[cyan garnet]

10 minute matching average for me

[ancient marsh]

so we're doing piracy on discord

[soft coral]

snippets of the film , not the same

bought dye hair for the girl

Fellas we are DEEP in the trenches

[viral egret]

going thru the lightkeeper task line

[soft coral]

im basically grinding kappa

[young oasis]

I just don't get the motive. So bizarre the frustrated goblin that is willing to cheat like this.

[stark torrent]

ppl feel good about themselves and cheating in tarkov rn is a meme in itself

sad shit

[fast garden]

Man what the hell

I feel so bad for my aunt

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Her show was the last one on Jimmy Kimmel before he got got

[stark torrent]

wait what , she was going to go there or what

[fast garden]

Go uh

Hold on

[stark torrent]

explain in european pls

[fast garden]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=58SJBhyGTHY

This is my aunt

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

thanks, i will goon to your aunt now

[fast garden]

I don’t really listen to country music much but I actually really like her stuff

[ancient marsh]

also phrasing

"before Jimmy Kimmel got got"

[fast garden]

Fell for the classic blunder

[ancient marsh]

sounds like he was fucking shot

[fast garden]

It’s only a matter of time you know how my government works

[stark torrent]

yeah the song is a cool chill song YEEHAW brother gawd bless this country pour me a whiskey would you and get me the fucking shotgun from me truck we gonna go hunt some wolves

[ancient marsh]

i dont think the US government has it out for shitty late night comedians

[fast garden]

They had it for shitty college kid debaters

[stark torrent]

wait so this song was right before he got taken out

[fast garden]

This was on his last show like

[stark torrent]

taken out ahahha i mean cancelled

ooof

[fast garden]

Last night or whatever

[stark torrent]

foreshadowing u mean

oof

[fast garden]

Before cancelled

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

bro come on

[stark torrent]

what are these comments

[fast garden]

People are pissed at ABC pulling his show

[stark torrent]

YOOOOO

I CANT IM LAUGHING SO HARD

💅 sassy

country singer i guess ggs

crazy but he did say smth bad dint he

jimmy

[fast garden]

No like

I think he like barely brought it up

Thermonuclear bomb dropped in response

[stark torrent]

ah but because Trump liked him he got canned

or whatever

i see

[fast garden]

CIA doing double overtime

[stark torrent]

i mean its kinda crazy isnt he like Mr American TV

[fast garden]

One of them yeah

[ancient marsh]

[viral egret]

hello tarkov chat

[ancient marsh]

sir this is a music video

[viral egret]

today we post about everythingh but tarkov

[fast garden]

Shut up and listen to my aunt

[stark torrent]

DogshitDeadGame

[viral egret]

agree with this guy

didnt trump touch a child in 2016

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

literally remember seeing it on the news

[ancient marsh]

no

probably not

??

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

i mean

i forgot about epstein

but that's many children

[fast garden]

They were big homies

Yeah actually

ONLY one?

[viral egret]

25 reports

[fast garden]

Alright now that’s probably enough

[ancient marsh]

how many trials or anything

[viral egret]

idk

only 1

In November 2022, Carroll filed a suit against Trump for battery under the Adult Survivors Act. On May 9, 2023, a New York jury in a civil case found Trump liable for sexual abuse and defamation against Carroll, but found him not liable for rape.

[ancient marsh]

and even that one was like witness testimony from like 20 years ago

[stark torrent]

good thing falco doesnt come here

[viral egret]

he just makes

very bad remarks

on his child

[stark torrent]

biiig trouble if he does

biiig trouble

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

This is iedy territory only

We are secure

And isolated from brain fart somehow despite being at least twice as retarded for having this game

Holy shit

[soft coral]

bought dye for the woman

[fast garden]

@stark torrent M&B warband user spotted

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/why-gif-23081781

[fast garden]

Holy shit

[viral egret]

okay i found it

in the 1990s

[stark torrent]

you said that already , did she fucking hypnotise you

[viral egret]

he molested a woman (i think thats the correct word thing)

and it got confirmed in 2016

that's what it was on the news

[stark torrent]

how bored are you

im doing another Pendor run until smth happens

bannerlord got a big update

[fast garden]

I hadn’t played bannerlord in a while

[soft coral]

ah my bad

[fast garden]

Warband I used to play on ps4/5

Barely tried war sword conquest

The uh warhammer fantasy mod for warband

[viral egret]

gonna go fuck up people in half sword

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/235164125196451840/1418220624387637248/image.png?ex=68cd5462&is=68cc02e2&hm=7ea5d67640810744a4b5f08664b8c594283269cbfe0ab633672856bc6113d5bc&

me

[young oasis]

Maybe Charlie Kirk should have invested just over 3k rubles on a M18 Smoke Grenade (Green) to block the line of sight of filthy rats trying to complete shooter born.

(I am going to hell for this)

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

falco will invest 40k roubles in a sa-58 with a scope to rat you

[ancient marsh]

too soon

[young oasis]

Agreed I just thought a joke would help me cope with it. Turns out it really didn't help much.

Like I giggled a bit at the thought and the post and just felt sick afterwards.

[fast garden]

Tower I see him

[fast garden]

It’s actually less like “just over 3k roubles” and more like “just under 4k roubles”

AK12 supressor is back at king level

No this will not make me get back on the game

[ancient marsh]

updates like this are like putting makeup on a corpse

[fast garden]

Shoving pillows and cotton balls back into someone that got split in half so they look like they did before they died in their coffin

Tarkov is the perpetual funeral

[stark torrent]

so real bestie

fuck this game with a passion

every week that passes i think im just gonna skip Kappa this wipe

i dont see myself going back to finish the quests

fuck em

even if they do a fun event , i will play the event not the quests and only if im super bored or idk

[fast garden]

I’ve done mostly everything aside from a few things leading up to dragnet, night time pmc kills, everything after tarkov shooter 4, SBIH, grenadier and every test drive

Literally all the worst quests

[stark torrent]

but i doubt it they left to Tokyo or shit again for the PAX or whatever so naturally 0 content for this shit game

[fast garden]

There’s like

A near zero chance there’s another event

Well actually

Maybe we get some clusterfuck for prewipe

Zombies

[ancient marsh]

this patch before release was like shooting a race horse before the big race

so much hype

[fast garden]

Make game shit so when game not shit (lie) for 1.0
Big hype?

[stark torrent]

i need to do test drive 2 + , sbih on 3 maps . insomnia is easy with thermals on woods or whatever and psycho sniper

[fast garden]

Monkeys at typewriters in bsg offices

[stark torrent]

and the shitty jaeger flashbangs and shit but imma just ask some friends to factory cheese probs

fuck this game

[fast garden]

I’m sure I’ll come back to my account being broken into and banned anyway with how much I’ve seen that happening as of late

[ancient marsh]

guys as a hype building measure we will make the game as boring as possible

who thought of this?

[fast garden]

None other than the masterminds at bsg

[stark torrent]

i could see them think of this , hardcore was definetely 100% worked on for like 2 days max lol , just a guy changing values in the files

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[viral egret]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh @fast garden i didn't know they allow ogres to work at schools

wtf

[ancient marsh]

that looks like some grotesque photoshop

[stark torrent]

dont be an asshole man

[viral egret]

if you know what she did then you are legally allowed to

i just cant talk about it because Falco

[stark torrent]

well what did she do

oh

let me search

[viral egret]

falco doesnt dwell here

popped up on my FYP randomly

[stark torrent]

aha

ok i see now

yeah well king ggs

deserved

[viral egret]

yep

had a woman like that as my english teacher

but she went on debates about us because we laughed once in class

and we were instantly the villains

[stark torrent]

bruh as a teacher just stfu , do ur job and if u gonna post shit at least do it on a second acc or shit

there is a reason i have my social media on private and i DO NOT accept any student of mine sending me friend reqs

separate the job from the real life

[glacial haven]

I spent quite some time in front of the classroom because I always had my fun in class

Threw me out of class as if it were a punishment

[viral egret]

i was known in my school as a piece of shit when i was younger because i was uncontrolled and insanely energetic

i only became a actually good student past 6th grade

[glacial haven]

I just joked around often and made the class laugh, in retrospect that is a major dickhead move because the teacher is doing their best job to teach us

But it was completely fine for me back then

[viral egret]

for me it was teachers had a slight bias against me (because of what i did in my lower grades)

[glacial haven]

Well, my grades were fine, I just didn't really like the fact that I was stuck for 6 hours in a room and having to keep a straight face for the entire time

[viral egret]

nobody does

school is boring as shit

[fast garden]

Man I was always in the “advanced” classes and when I moved to where I live now and finished my high school they didn’t have advanced classes for me to take

So it was a totally different experience being around different people

[viral egret]

damn

yo ass was smart

[fast garden]

I was always the quiet Smart kid

[viral egret]

all that smarts went away when u booted tarkov for the first time

[frosty basalt]

true

[fast garden]

Well

[frosty basalt]

[glacial haven]

We had an A / B Class system for the time I was in school, then A1 / B1 and so on, I always did my best to be in the B2 class but didn't work for some classes

[fast garden]

There’s a longer story for that but yes

[glacial haven]

I really did not like German

[viral egret]

i want to learn german

[glacial haven]

Like our German classes

[viral egret]

but it's so weird

[glacial haven]

So I was in A2 there lmao

[frosty basalt]

It’s ok I failed a semester at uni due to final fantasy 14 addiction

[viral egret]

dang

[frosty basalt]

Failing school because of tarkov is somehow less worse

[viral egret]

one of my classmates failed a grade because of severe cs2 addiction

[glacial haven]

Nowadays I can confidently say that those German classes were an absolute waste of time

[viral egret]

he woke up, gamed a hour, went to school, went home, gamed all day, slept

how do you play that much cs2 is

preposterous

i have a really funny issue in chem class

its unbelievably stupid

[fast garden]

Completely failed all my dual enrollment classes because they all were made digital for Covid

[glacial haven]

I may not know the professional name of the concept that I am applying to my sentences but they are still articulated correctly, so why would I even learn the names of it

[viral egret]

i am NOT allowed to answer questions in chemistr anymore because i continuously only answered

[glacial haven]

Just shit like that

[fast garden]

Killed all my plans and motivation to get into computer science

[viral egret]

i wasn't letting anyone else answer

[fast garden]

So here I am 3 years into Walmart

[glacial haven]

Came all the way from the bottom and still there

[viral egret]

you still have the ability to build up

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

You already know

[viral egret]

CS majors are the most likely to die out though

because of AI replacement

[frosty basalt]

Been there done that

[fast garden]

Planning on moving to another state with some friends tho

[frosty basalt]

It gets so fucking boring when nobody answers questions

[fast garden]

Yeah I know some people who got fucked over

Most likely I woulda been

[glacial haven]

Nah, they'll stay where they are, before CS dies out, all of the others already died

[frosty basalt]

So the teacher is stalling instruction making time pass by at a snails pace

[viral egret]

i dont think blue collar workers die out any time soon

robots break easier than humans do

[glacial haven]

Because you need quite a few concepts of those CS classes for working on those AI models

[glacial haven]

I was talking about the theoretical parts of the jobs

Like logistics

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @minor quartz @viral egret

[glacial haven]

They ain't gonna touch those CS classes anytime soon

[viral egret]

one speaks harsh truths while one speaks good lies

[glacial haven]

If anything, they get more updated to also cover AI model development and the concepts behind it, that would probably be smarter

[viral egret]

i wanted to say white lie (good lie) but that makes it sound racist

[glacial haven]

But as for now, we're gonna stick with the retards shoving AI in everything

[stark torrent]

Yeah that is a given

[viral egret]

my whole class cheated on a chem test

using only AI

i am like, the only one who didnt use chatgpt

on the test

its a initial test aswell

[glacial haven]

Yeah that will become a major issue

Imagine a fucking surgeon cheating with AI

[viral egret]

"yo jarvis how do i do a liver transplant"

[glacial haven]

Yooo, his pulse is going down when I press this

[soft coral]

me and girl are walking
she is yapping
i'm barely listening I just watch the interesting cars go by

[viral egret]

schools need to be harsher on shit like cheating tbh

if you get caught cheating with a book or notes > you get a 0 on the test

get caught with AI and youre kicked out of the school

[stark torrent]

match made in heaven

[glacial haven]

Of course they need to but that ain't gonna happen anytime soon lmao

Because there are a lot tools for it

But none for detection

[viral egret]

yeah

[viral egret]

there are a few

because chatgpt uses like x name almost always sometimes in a few stories

[glacial haven]

All of them have major false positives, they aren't a main source of detection because the companies selling the endpoints of it even say on their whitepaper that it's not foolproof

Of course, there are a lot of things that you can use as a guideline

[soft coral]

yapper vs the autist

who will win?

[glacial haven]

But it's hard to detect it

[soft coral]

her: talk about normal stuff during her day what happened and so on whatever blah blah
meanwhile me: yappin about how I was ripping blue-rays all day
@stark torrent @viral egret @fast garden

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

[viral egret]

💪

[glacial haven]

My iphone just went black for a minute when installing the newest ios 26 update, thought I am going to need a new one but the update logo popped up

[viral egret]

only iphone moment

tbh ive never used iphone i prefer samsung all day long

iphone users can use iphone idc but samsung is kinda always better

[soft coral]

fuck Iphone

[glacial haven]

I prefer it because I don't need all of those features that android offers

There's some features I will never use

Like MiraCast or something

[soft coral]

only good thing to come out of apple is Appletv becuase you can buy a lot of movies digitally actually

and a lot of them have a HUGE selection of subtitles

[glacial haven]

And Android will soon be a worse version of iOS if google really goes through with their lockdown of sideloading

[soft coral]

strike one for Prime

[glacial haven]

Google already stopped publishing the kernel of the pixel apparently, didn't really check but it would check out, stops or slows down the development of GrapheneOS

[young oasis]

Its a sales pitch never said I had to tell be 100% honest.

[soft coral]

I'm genuinely surprised people are still talking about tarkov in this channel

[fast garden]

Ooosh

[fast garden]

If we aren’t on topic once in a while we fear the channel might get blown up

[soft coral]

available to buy digitally though ,

but honestly

just get it on apple tv

or

option 2:

be a man and get the 4k disks

[glacial haven]

Option 3 isn't available on this server

[soft coral]

I watched the originally using option 3 which isn't available on this server

but they're a trilogy I love so bought the disks

[glacial haven]

Honestly thought about setting up a local plex server at home because I am not paying for HBO Max with a VPN just to watch some show that was removed from Amazon Prime or something

[soft coral]

plex/jellyfin is worth it only for HUGE ammounts of shows/movies

for less than say 50/100 movies its not worth it

[glacial haven]

It's a good replay software generally speaking and honestly cheaper than adding 2 more subscriptions to my already overwhelming stack of streaming platform subscriptions

[soft coral]

true

I'm thinking about it too but I need to grow my collection

anyway I go visit woman

to give her the hair dye

later nerdz

[glacial haven]

Good luck

[fast garden]

I have Spotify and uh

[soft coral]

spotify I pay for willingly

[fast garden]

That’s like it

[soft coral]

I listen to way too much music

[glacial haven]

I already pay 60€ a month for Sky to watch F1

[soft coral]

SKY 😭

AYYYY

dios mio

[fast garden]

And discord basic

[soft coral]

sky sports 30 or so pounds a month

nah

[fast garden]

Because their file limits are genuinely retarded and I use discord every day

[glacial haven]

I have some package, even got the porn channels unlocked for some reason

[fast garden]

And I like emotes

[soft coral]

I workede for sky

horrible company

[glacial haven]

Of course it's a horrible company

[soft coral]

theyre brittish

[glacial haven]

Their retarded Sky Q dies every year

At least they replace it for free

[soft coral]

sky Q is

so outdated

just switch to stream mate

or glass

(not sponsored)

[glacial haven]

I have a better TV than their Glass shit

[soft coral]

we had a stream in our office in Plovdiv

its actually...decent

our bulgarian products are miles ahead

but still

for the UK its ok

Q is just way too old

its not worth it

ok bye

[glacial haven]

Didn't know about the Sky Stream base device but I will honestly just throw out Sky and subscribe to F1 for Streaming

I don't watch like 90% of the shit that is on there anyways

[viral egret]

I WENT 54 IN 3 IN A SHOOTER AND I GOT VOTEKICKED OUT

people are genuine retards and couldnt shoot me

[soft coral]

best optipn

the prices are crazy if i only want to watch specific stuff

want to have sky sports?
naaaah mate 30 pounds first for signature

fucking kys

[glacial haven]

Yeah and then a year later it gets doubled

It's retarded

I just kept it running because I was lazy but the Sky Q Device just pisses me off

It's about 3x slower than my TV's OS

And the custom serialized fucking SATA Drive constantly dies

[soft coral]

it runs off a hard drive :D

its beyond horrible

[fast garden]

https://x.com/ballstategames/status/1968710110764495164

Ballstate Games (@ballstategames)

If everyone rebuys the steam version, then we'll uhm... uh, we'll add town before release!

X · Sep 18, 2025, 4:14 PM

[glacial haven]

I honestly wanna see Terminal, I think that is the only map that I am honestly interested about

I wanna see what they do with it

[fast garden]

So many teasers for it

More or less story starting area from the sound of it

[glacial haven]

Suburbs will just be streets of tarkov but it runs on your hardware with more than 60 fps if you don't run some 2K€ GPU

Lighthouse not available, those were the days

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0FEph6sqROmG2lfRh3Dwku?si=duLsz7zVSfqvL7UDX1ETmA

walking at night listening to dmx
@minor quartz

if i drank a shot each time this mf barked id be dead in 10 minutes

[fast garden]

He got his dogs on the track with him

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

what if instead

they added fishing minigame

passive jaeger income

in raid shit, i hate hideout passive incomes

its so lame

setup ur fishing baskets and pick em up a couple hours later in raid

[fast garden]

dude uh

bl4 has shiny legendaries

this shit is gonna hit autistic people like crack

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @viral egret @floral orbit @hollow patrol

[fast garden]

somehow

somehow i feel like i understand that despite not knowing the language

[wintry ridge]

what

[wintry ridge]

are those like annointed

[fast garden]

uhhhhh

[wintry ridge]

like normal legendaries have uhh

[fast garden]

what did the annointed do again

i forgot

[wintry ridge]

in 4 they have 1 legendary enhancment +2? 3? others from companies right

do shinies have 1 extra

[fast garden]

no i think its just cosmetic

[wintry ridge]

its like enchantments for arpg gear

[fast garden]

ive seen purples with+3

[wintry ridge]

"on activation skill use, boost grenade damage by +25%" type shit

[fast garden]

oh right

i remember

no

these are literally rare cosmetic shinies

there are actually pieces with set boosts tho

like so

you can only have 5 pieces of gear with sets on them, no guns

[wintry ridge]

yeah

been on bl4 enough to see all of that stuff

idk what shinies are

[fast garden]

they are literally jusyt

super rare as shit drops

ive been farming splashzone for ages

[wintry ridge]

oh

[fast garden]

prob around 200 kills

[wintry ridge]

theyres actually just pokemon shinies

[fast garden]

ye

[wintry ridge]

i guess that's a uhhh

[fast garden]

actually prob more than 200 kills

[wintry ridge]

replacement for extreme drop rarites like in 2 or 3

with the parts tied to stats n stuff

[fast garden]

we are still gonna get pearls later iirc

[wintry ridge]

like a perfect 3 mod revolter is what? one in 12000 or something? in bl3

getting 3 good mods like absorb on it

[wintry ridge]

god roll shock hide of terra

im sure bl4 still has god rolls, especially with enhancements but like

[fast garden]

yes

things have even more parts so

[wintry ridge]

idk if thats about the same as 3 though

they dont seem to have that many parts

you cant even see the parts they have i think

enhancements might just take up part slots

[fast garden]

yeah idk why we cant see parts

im assuming they have more

[wintry ridge]

can you even see uhh

reload speed?

or wait was it melee damage

i remember looking at the inspect menu and realizing it was just missing some viewable stats from bl2

[fast garden]

reload is there yeah

melee isnt

even with melee attachments

[wintry ridge]

im not gonna hope for them to add UI elements later since theres no shot they do

but atleast some upset soul will eventually make a plugin to add em back

[wintry ridge]

tbf t hey MIGHT let you view weapon parts if they add photo mode

[hollow patrol]

hi guys just played arena breakout infinit... with a friend...

https://tenor.com/view/muscle-flex-muscles-strong-man-gif-11962085

its like tarkov if it was good

[fast garden]

eh

[hollow patrol]

its a pretty good extraction shooter id say

only got blasted by a cheater once in 1 day

surely this will not be a worsening issue as i move onto higher difficulty areas

[calm pollen]

TV station is just rats

Don't go there

Unless you're ready to lose it all

I kinda hate how the brought it to steam because now we have to contend with them now

[fast garden]

god bless

not even actual tarkov but the

"i hate more people playing"

[keen sparrow]

cheaters will migrate there as EFT dies

Like a cloud of locusts migrating across the atlantic from africa to new england

[young oasis]

The game is okay but its missing something.

I will say its smokes are very nice and you cna tear gas people.

The grenade indicators are cringe bullshit though.

I also don't like how easy tier 4 armor is to get. The lower tier ammos and armors just seem like npc gear.

Or so you can squeeze a giga juiced gun into normals and swap gear with a friend.

[vivid dawn]

It wont,when their anti cheat hits it encrypts the Computer to hymalaya which is legal cause you accepted ToS

[hollow patrol]

funny

[vivid dawn]

Their chinese after all

They do what they want

[hollow patrol]

there was on guy that blasted me and my friend so we reported him for autoaim and i later saw a message saying the report was accepted but idk if that means player executed like the french revolution or just that i entered the report

(he was cheating)

[vivid dawn]

Will probably take some days

In alpha i reported the bots for cheating

[hollow patrol]

it was only 1 raid after so yeah

[hollow patrol]

admin admin hes hacker

[stark torrent]

I mean ABI has better anticheat than Tarkov by far

In ABI they at least investigate and ban them , in Tarkov they wait 5 months to do a banwave

By that point a veteran cheater already sold the account lol

And ruined 1000 raids for others

And they only ban like overly reported people, they have almost zero auto ban features , as Blood of Sniper said, you can modify the gun with 0 recoil and not get flagged lol

Only thing that flags it is fast is vacuum iirc thats why is not used anymore

Now Nikita said after 1.0 they will actually implement the full version of Battle Eye which is much more agressive etc but ita BSG so who can guarantee with them, they prob said anything to please the ears

[cyan garnet]

Its so bad rn

Yesterday insta head eyed in a night raid from like 100 meters by a dude in a killa helmet lmfao

200 hours 5000 kills 28kd

[stark torrent]

Yeah this wipe is a filler life support one, at this point everyone including the devs wait for release lol

Playerbase all time low, only streamers , half are ratting cause its kewl now and cheaters selling accounts left

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

Matching times are crazy, you tell me i have to do test drive 2 when i get 8-12 min queues on Streets

Ngl if i die off spawn after a 12 min queue i am not opening the game again

[cyan garnet]

Yeah fr the matching times are horrendous

Plus I keep running into the same people raid after raid

Nobody must be playing rn dead game

[stark torrent]

Real

[cyan garnet]

Still have to do test drive 2 +

[compact knoll]

How many quests you got left for kappa?

[stark torrent]

Quite a few idk

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I have lidl pizza for breakfast @compact knoll

ooshka

[soft coral]

we have been bestowed the task of feeding thr cat again

ay dios mio

[viral egret]

opa

@stark torrent

85/100

on chem

[stark torrent]

bv cois

[stark torrent]

why is this one 430k it used to be 300k

[compact knoll]

hardcore wipe

[stark torrent]

but they said prices are back to normal like 2 weeks ago

[viral egret]

its bsg

they lie

(always)

[stark torrent]

anyway lets go see if we can do some psycho sniper on some dogshit interchange spawns

3 more kills

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent shit is calling, pick up

[hollow patrol]

yall like my gun

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113881537398702161/1418349358319145081/image.png?ex=68ce7506&is=68cd2386&hm=b0227a0f6eaf94a54afb8323405e9401a5deba1cc7871b9ac9ecc3b36281a8d4&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1113881537398702161/1418349427109662920/image.png?ex=68ce7517&is=68cd2397&hm=c3a30497e4d24a648499de191e935a6085b9d3ee2de6103824a961c97952c55a&

it fires in 3 round burt

[cyan garnet]

If I got killed by a dude with that gun I would immediately close the game and get off for the night

[hollow patrol]

i know its called psychological warfare

my actual gun is a fal that i use like a dmr

[ancient marsh]

You think they would code anything properly? 2 weeks to fix

[viral egret]

code so broken that it works BECAUSE its broken

adding anything correct to that shit makes it stop working

it's like mr burns cause he has all diseases but they all cancel eachother out

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh when they say Ground Zero is a beginner map but you kill players between 41-50

[ancient marsh]

Ground zero is the worst designed new player map

Its legit o-block

Like 50 opps all around you and the main extract is one of the worst explained mechanics aka flare

[cyan garnet]

Real and true

[stark torrent]

the cancer and the tumor are back

[cyan garnet]

10 minutes matching

Good luck king

[stark torrent]

1 more psycho sniper

surely

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

GZ spawns might be some of the worst spawns in history

[stark torrent]

the map is too cramped for 15 million pmcs on the map

if they reduce it by 2-3 pmcs , basically remove the midlle spawns

[compact knoll]

AIM DIRECTLY FOR HIS CROOKED BROW

[stark torrent]

its manageable , but they need to let you rotate around the back side of the nakatani

[fast garden]

Maybe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1418420777711173642/image.png?ex=68ce0eca&is=68ccbd4a&hm=e63dab4aff5337cb7a1cc0b77a724b03e0e0c45fdb67d6ae35a9e9f7ea12d130&

[stark torrent]

there are even stairs

[compact knoll]

AND LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE

WHITE WHALE

HOLY GRAIL

[stark torrent]

make it a gif

[cyan garnet]

Real and true

[fast garden]

True

Might do that when I’m off work

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/931627162124050442/1418554744053567649/togif.gif

[cyan garnet]

Ground zero potentially the worst new player map of all time

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/931627162124050442/1418554744053567649/togif.gif

shit app

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[cyan garnet]

Idk shoreline might have the worst spawns in history

Both are horrendous

[fast garden]

No because

Shoreline has good spawns

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

There’s no good spawn on GZ

[cyan garnet]

If you spawn in the ags building it isn't to bad

The rest are terrible

[fast garden]

On shoreline there’s spawns where you are at the mercy of other people and spawns where you get to choose

Ok GZ there’s the building and that’s fucking it and even then you are still stuck there

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/931627162124050442/1418555440853291091/togif.gif

[fast garden]

I die off spawn less on factory

[cyan garnet]

Imo Emercom worst spawn on ground zero

[stark torrent]

on GZ you cant evem camp in half the spawns because they are dead ended meaning you can get rushed by someone that knows the spawn

and kill you

[stark torrent]

where are the players nikita

found a game

thank you

[hollow patrol]

this guy has NO players

[cyan garnet]

i'm not even sure how gz could be fixed at this point

aside from making it able to rotate behind nakatani or whatever it's called

or maybe reducing some spawns

[stark torrent]

done

two man with a lapua thermal , i snipe his teammate trying to flank us and we leave

his friend is probably still jorking behind a tree waiting for us to loot him

[hollow patrol]

never goon

[stark torrent]

never goon

[hollow patrol]

never head, eyes

[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1312737501571715072/1358952321740050532/hjjl.gif

im omw home to play some bootleg tarky

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-yummers-gif-730693117818784194

[stark torrent]

i know his rich high level teammate dropped him this kit but i just cant prove it

https://tenor.com/view/watching-you-observe-seeing-i-saw-you-gif-5740825

[cyan garnet]

11 minutes matching in arena

lmfao

dead game

[stark torrent]

imma do shooter born on a guy

the 3rd guy :

[compact knoll]

you can see him aiming at my face and hitting my legs

[cyan garnet]

[hollow patrol]

imagine spending 400 dollaris on tarkov for that to happen

who up not playing tarkov

[stark torrent]

unfortunately Artyom bled out

[stark torrent]

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[hollow patrol]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1230876565605191813/1276787527260573789/attachment.gif

its fun

simple as

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-pesci-what-the-fuck-wtf-wtf-is-that-what-the-fuck-is-this-gif-24937450

[soft coral]

@cyan garnet @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @viral egret @minor quartz me and gang posing for picture (mom wanted one for the album)

can I get a

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yungviral-gif-13939729783032931857

[compact knoll]

Feeding the pussy, but getting none

[soft coral]

at least this cat is cute

[fast garden]

Is there blue hair stuck in the collar

[compact knoll]

OH NAAAH

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[fast garden]

That’s foul bro

[compact knoll]

ivan fell for the oldest trick in the book

[soft coral]

No

there isn't

she has red hair , dark red to be precise

[fast garden]

Sir what is this

[soft coral]

the colar mate...

[fast garden]

Is the collar blue and frayed

Because it looks black

And that looks like a clump of blue hair

[stark torrent]

my favourite game Escape from Dogshit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-so-gif-18681605

[viral egret]

i helped a friend get with a girl he had no idea how to approach her so i just told him to try to make small talk and elongate that small talk as far as it can go

like 2 months later i wake up at 8 am with a thank you on a saturday

[stark torrent]

i tell you from experience young one

trying to carry the convo with a boring woman is harder than finding no cheaters on labs

[viral egret]

i would know i had to do that today

i gave up eventually but it went on for like 5 minutes

[hollow patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/weight-lifting-yourfriendsommi-sommi-crypto-worlds-strongest-man-gif-194287411927300254

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-wow-unbelievable-wide-eyes-joey-gif-23913071

[viral egret]

is that a brushless dc motor wtf

violence

[fast garden]

Shit looks like an electric pencil sharpener

[native crypt]

Holy shit an e-motor

Better run straight to emmercom

[stark torrent]

deserved death

[soft coral]

still not as bad as sloppypawjobuwu

what was artyoms name

something diabolical too ,no? @stark torrent @fast garden

[fast garden]

Remembering sweens foul name

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

PoV : Controlorul te intreaba daca ai bilet

[stark torrent]

sweenjke truly a terrible nickname

@floral orbit hop on tarkov bbg

@ancient marsh it is time for you to play PvP

Sit for 35 minutes in the same spot for SBIH
Decide to move
I run 10 meters and a playerscav shoots me in the helmet

State of Tarkov

[compact knoll]

doesnt that just mean swedish(nationality) in swedish(language)

[fast garden]

Terrible

[granite coral]

sweetie
-# Translated from :flag_hr: Croatian to :flag_gb: English

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Translated from Croatian

lol

Come here sweetie @floral orbit

[fast garden]

Me next me next

[compact knoll]

pulaski

[stark torrent]

aint now way bro lives in Pulaski man

[fast garden]

We have been over this

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/ed-pulaski-grand-theft-auto-gta-sa-san-andreas-do-my-job-ed-gif-19635298

[compact knoll]

who the fuck lives in tenessee

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-idea-lightbulb-gears-spongebob-gif-4947157

I got it

[stark torrent]

ALLL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS

[hallow stream]

a devious tarkov username.

[fast garden]

I miss the restaurants in Texas man

[soft coral]

25

ncie

[hallow stream]

ivan

[compact knoll]

where is the young zagora

[soft coral]

yes bogdane

[soft coral]

we have a town called Nova zagora

[fast garden]

Assembling all these countries flags like power rangers

[hallow stream]

check your dms

for tarkov username

[fast garden]

Sir

[hallow stream]

anyways fuck this game its shit

[soft coral]

been saying it for years

[hallow stream]

you uninstalled 2 days ago though

i uninstalled earlier

me win

[floral orbit]

how the fuck did you guys go there, translating my name?

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447324854744776715/1319288605193015337/Sprite-0002.gif

Bro is a cutie pie

A sweet young man

[soft coral]

again you say this without any knowledge of hte context

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

my main desktop pc hasn't been bootede for like

over 2 months now

[hallow stream]

context doesnt matter

[soft coral]

I had the game but never even updated to the new patchnotes or whatever

because my pc was 100 km away in a different town

dipshit

fucking blow up mate

[fast garden]

I remember me playing with Ivan

Good times

[soft coral]

very

[fast garden]

Screaming at the top of my lungs in D2

Left the bunker one time like

[soft coral]

flashing each other in the back coridors of factory

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/here-i-am-curtis-james-jackson-iii-50cent-many-men-im-here-gif-11710424590742251448

That too

Deli burnt the corn dogs

But the packaging isn’t clear

So now I just have to eat two burnt corn dogs

[cyan garnet]

ggs king

i hate interchange sm

second only to lighthouse

[fast garden]

Interchange is one of a few things

Spawn die

Killa Cheater

Guy camping in dark corner

Or an entire platoon of scavs

[cyan garnet]

i can tolerate it in a group

but i'm playing solo tonight hate going there by myself

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1418617225689956393/v15044gf0000d3396mnog65ir6blb5dg.mov?ex=68cec5bf&is=68cd743f&hm=485e0d7302e3b2338a68a058e2b26772a5c3324384e47a1a9ea05a4ab4d699d7&

“Ai generated”

Hm

[stark torrent]

ever got sniped from 400m by a kedr

[stark torrent]

Its better to share the load

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-don't-believe-you-gif-4547954728645508194

[ancient marsh]

no comment

on this phrasing

[compact knoll]

i hope he chokes on cum

[soft coral]

chat my old 500GB hard drive works

plugged in the sata and power cable and that mf popped right up

@compact knoll @cyan garnet @fast garden @hallow stream

free 500 G's

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

Movies are getting stored on this one

before I upgraded to the 970EVO Samsung this was my main drive for a long time

even after I had upgraded to the ryzen 2600 and sapphire 5600xt gpu

we were in the trenches

[cyan garnet]

bro wtf is this matching time

dead game

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1259925380060545156/image.png?ex=68cee572&is=68cd93f2&hm=1e26ecdaf94afeda56d849a7f8ce0bdbbdea4dd973b70df6a667381df98d9264&

My rendition from 7/8/24

[brittle sinew]

You aint seen nothing son

[brittle sinew]

One of my friends still play on an HDD and it pisses me off

how do people still play on HDD

[soft coral]

I played tarkov on an HDD for some time

it was peak

[brittle sinew]

Oh same, it was peak

Loading a match took at least 15 minutes

[fast garden]

I remember

Playing on my granddads pc as a wee lad years ago

Took me on average 20 minutes to get into a game (and late spawn every time)

Would walk around with my stock AK, some BT ammo if I was lucky, and a ZSH helmet with it’s class 3 shield

Usually a scav armor

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

official collab btw

[hallow stream]

thats NOT kaban

[wintry ridge]

You left the rule 34 tab open at the top vro

[viral egret]

why is there a calarasi tab

did he dox his area

[keen sparrow]

Me when her coochie smell like a brand new freshly opened pack of yugioh cards

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

I can not only dox him but personally kick down his door

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent wake up bbg, its time

[stark torrent]

a bit later i have some errands to do

[soft coral]

(wires to steal)

[foggy jay]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1nikisx/there_are_no_excuses_for_buying_an_extra_steam/

🤣

Of course you need to pay it twice

[stark torrent]

Yeah apparently Steam also had a hand in this , but them not giving steam keys to at least EoD and Unheard is bullshit , imagine paying 250 + tax for this shit game and having to pay another 40-50 to link it with Steam

after 9 years of Beta

[soft coral]

@stark torrent me and mom go visit grandpa

got some old dvds I will take from there

[wintry ridge]

Ehhh

No you can just ask steam to give you keys to hand out as a publisher

It's 5k default and the game has to be the same price and content on both platforms

Poe2 has the same thing and they're fine despite having like uhhh

300$ editions not on steam

Since those are still purchasable in-game I guess

[ancient marsh]

we are slowly entering the crypto rugpull era of tarkov

buy $TARK now

[wintry ridge]

$cav coin

[wintry ridge]

I don't see any clear reasons as to why steam would deny them extra keys on request

Unless they're trying to charge more on steam or something

[ancient marsh]

i can see clear reasons as to why bsg just wouldnt attempt to do that

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-money-tom-and-jerry-movie-gif-21059368

[wintry ridge]

Do you think they'd sell special steam exclude dlc to get around their clause they had in the EOD edition about getting all future dlc

Because like technically it's a different storefront despite being the same launcher

[compact knoll]

damn got a nuke first game

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent