💣tarkov-released

[cyan garnet]

Its free real estate

[stark torrent]

That could be a hidden L

If she doesnt make a move or say smth , and just expects ypu to feed her cat lmao you are her pet boy

[soft coral]

no idea

in reality my goal isnt to make a move on her or anything
the goal is to spend time with her and get to know her as a person

[ancient marsh]

not sigma grindset

the goal is the copper wiring in her walls

[soft coral]

true i have to ne original
ill steal her cosplay costumes and shit on her bed

assert dominance

well see what happens

[viral egret]

she'll blame the cat

[ancient marsh]

bro marking his territory @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

sigma

[hallow stream]

Male Balkan Amber Heard

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Dude arena is garbage

Ive played like 5-6 games now this shit is terrible

Are these locked cases even worth it?

[stark torrent]

if u are already kinda done with PvP progression , no

early wipe sure

you can get lucky , get keycards , bitcoin , ledx

[soft coral]

not like we didnt say it

[cyan garnet]

I like to try things and form my own opinion

And ive come to the conclusion arena is dogshit

[keen sparrow]

ever tried eating your own shit?

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

[cyan garnet]

Kinda i started this wipe pretty late i dont think I'll get kappa

[soft coral]

sir please

[keen sparrow]

oh fuck..

is this a Wendy's?

[soft coral]

gun head

[soft coral]

both are

[keen sparrow]

my point in asking if he'd eaten his own shit was, there are some things you don't have to try to form an opinion of them

yes i am equating playing arena to eating your body's own refuse

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

u mfs need jesus

[keen sparrow]

Still waiting on him to come back

[viral egret]

i dont think he wants to come back to this planet anymore after how bad it has become

humanity shot itself in the foot

[ancient marsh]

i should stop checking this channel

[keen sparrow]

i mean

what else would a bunch of tarkov enjoyers be discussing

CLEARLY

[cyan garnet]

bro 16 minutes matching for a raid

Wtf is this

[stark torrent]

dead ass game

[cyan garnet]

fr

I wonder what the actual player count is rn

[stark torrent]

like BSG could have at least done a random bullshit event with IN RAID interaction but instead we have nothing

[cyan garnet]

you vill collect ze military data und you vill enjoy ze text adventure

[stark torrent]

i love how they put that into the digest thingie - in game event

brother in christ you couldnt have made that more low effort if u tried

thats why i dont like the achievemnts in this game , they are so pointless , 90% of them offer nothing of value

[cyan garnet]

legit so low effort its hilarious

I hope tracksuits reset with 1.0 to troll killa farmers

[stark torrent]

i hope it doesnt since i have it

so no

it will not

[cyan garnet]

How long did it take to farm all the killa kills

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent 🫃🏿

[stark torrent]

damn bro 65 days of this wipe and its already dead and buried that is sad as shit

jesus

[cyan garnet]

gigachad thundercock energy

[cyan garnet]

Im matching for another map rn gave up on the last one and its been 7 minutes already

[stark torrent]

i think like over 500 raids , the funny thing is , that wipe we did @compact knoll tracksuit first , then we went for mine

so we technically farmed tracksuit twice

it was hell

[cyan garnet]

Games so dead

[cyan garnet]

Farming tracksuits twice is diabolical

[stark torrent]

with killa at 35% btw , with some rare 100% event here and there

[stark torrent]

yeah i got tracksuit 1 day before wipe

i was locked in

lucky bosses were 100% so i was just farming all day

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

and i had over 20k m61 crafted

so i had good ammo , 100 mil etc

still , i dont think i will ever see more cheaters than when i was killa farming

the absolute state of cheating in this game

[cyan garnet]

Its so bad it's kinda beyond a joke

[stark torrent]

like shameless aimbotters , speedhackers everything

killa was near my spawn all 3 of us got aimbotted off spawn

spawn in , hear grenade at the start of raid, find a dead lvl 6 player with 50 hours, Killa didnt spawn in raid

[cyan garnet]

I have to play on Singapore servers cause aus servers are legit unplayable especially this far into wipe

[stark torrent]

yeah and game is just dead at this point

lighthouse was insanely shit , two - three players max per raid

after like 10 min matching

too bad i have PvP quests on LH ggs

[fast garden]

“2-3” players

The rest are in bushed with ak12

[stark torrent]

they werent cause i went thermal

there was legit dead raids

[cyan garnet]

Ive been helping a friend do test drive 3 or whatever it is with the ak12 at lighthouse its actually aids

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

goons alive all raid at chalets

[fast garden]

Holy

[stark torrent]

nobody playing this ass game

i was expecting to get camped, nah

just nobody playing

barely even player scavs after 20 mins

that beeline to rogues and leave immediately

because the matching times are too high rn

even for scav

nobody plays that ass map anymore fuck BSG

[compact knoll]

Do you have that superman clip still

[stark torrent]

i should let me see

[compact knoll]

Spawn in

Me and xal get immediately shot

Guy has lime 50 kd

The neurons connect

Tell iedy to rush idea because killa is there

He goes and kills killa

[compact knoll]

GUY FLIES ABOVE

[stark torrent]

Bro did the 60 STR jump

[compact knoll]

HE FLEW

[cyan garnet]

Its ridiculous

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

@cyan garnet

ran into that guy like 7-8 th times that week

[cyan garnet]

Wtf

Absolute cinema

1.0 soon

[ancient marsh]

watch out guys gordon freeman in idea

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

lovely pussy

[stark torrent]

bro is doing his girl's bidding

[fast garden]

the borderlands short they just dropped

lol

or dropped yesterday ig

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1416093304386355327/EscapefromTarkov.mp4?ex=68c63fe9&is=68c4ee69&hm=368f27ad8f8e80b7e32a5c34b4f32c0e75d97fb52307a362706a54b63359fdaa&

[soft coral]

its just a fucking cat mate

[stark torrent]

it's a symbol of what will you become

a cat on a leash

jk

its just a cat

[stark torrent]

only time the boss has good loot

[soft coral]

end jt mate

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

ivan man how was the date

yall get dinner or something

[stark torrent]

the cat is the only one that ate

[soft coral]

the cat didnt even touch her food

his*

[soft coral]

today? there was no date

i just went to feed the stupid gey cst
shes out of town

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

ahhh i thought you went on one the other day

[soft coral]

chat

[stark torrent]

i hope you shat the bed mate

[soft coral]

ill share something

this girls apartment is a fucking mess

[stark torrent]

OOOOF BIIIIG TORUBLE

BIIIIG FUCKING TROUBLE

I KNEW IT

[soft coral]

the pharohs tomb isnt this dirty and messy

[stark torrent]

I FUCKIN KNEW IT

[compact knoll]

Did you find the jewellery stash

[soft coral]

no sadly i didnt find bitcoin

[stark torrent]

nah if she messy she aint got SHIT

if her room is like streets of tarkov its over

[soft coral]

her bra was left on the bed for the whole world to see

cuz the bedroom is to the tight

right*

BUT i do not judge

[stark torrent]

Yeah thats common red flag issue

[soft coral]

i am just as messy

[stark torrent]

yeah but still

[compact knoll]

See im trying to understand the signals here

[stark torrent]

you would at least clean if u expect a girl to come over

[soft coral]

in my case its enegy drinks everywhere

[compact knoll]

Either she trusts you or she just wants you to do her shit

[soft coral]

im not cleaning JACK

she told me ill trust you with my keys to feed the cat

and so I did

[stark torrent]

idk in my senior opinion , if she didnt at least do the bare minimum to clean , she dont care about him that way

if you like someone you want them to see you in your best light possible

[soft coral]

reason?

[stark torrent]

i just said it

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

her room is literally chekkanya 15 type shit mate

[cyan garnet]

Bitch keeping her apartment like lexos

[stark torrent]

i am not saying she should be sparkliing clean but if its THAT messy

it aint good

[soft coral]

its like customs dorms

[compact knoll]

Look under the bed for the gpu

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

It might be tucked under textures

[stark torrent]

maybe he finds the dildo

[soft coral]

EUGHHHHH

[compact knoll]

Look for the dot

[stark torrent]

if you do that i would just fucking call the cops

[soft coral]

BROTHER EUGHHHH

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

i mean didnt u say ivan her personality is a bit....lacking?

[soft coral]

ok but why she let me cuddle her on the bench

math isnt mathing

[compact knoll]

SO YOU WOULD FALL FOR IT

[stark torrent]

to own you retard

[compact knoll]

Idk man

Wait and see

I cant tell

[soft coral]

do i have a better choice fellas?

[compact knoll]

Mixed signals

Could just be autist

[stark torrent]

who knows but after all this shit

if she still gives mixed signals

i wouldnt hold my hopes

you are already doing her a big favour by feeding the cat etc

[cyan garnet]

Is bro taking care of her pets because she let you cuddle on a bench

Crazy work icl

[compact knoll]

Man why you of all people

[stark torrent]

if she acts nice ish only when she wants smth you dont need to be Oppenheimer to see it man

[compact knoll]

Meet her a couple times and talk to her

Why not family

[stark torrent]

for now keep it low , maybe crack a joke or two about her apartment being dogshit , use the bra thing as a way to complement her tits or shit

[compact knoll]

Dont do what he said

Dont mention it

[compact knoll]

Cringing so hard rn

[soft coral]

I already complimented them

[stark torrent]

Oukksha

[compact knoll]

Refer to the msg above

[soft coral]

nah I'm not going to mention it because she said try to not go in the other rooms its messy

[stark torrent]

but yeah dont do that , just keep it normal

dont say anything

[soft coral]

OBVS NOT

[stark torrent]

see if she acts nice only when she wants smth or she is geniune idk

[soft coral]

her bedrooms was a mess lord jesus you shouldve seen the living room

[stark torrent]

you two are both autists but i feel she might be smarter than ivan

in this matter

[soft coral]

like the tasmanian devil went through there

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

true we're both quirky

but I dont have fat tits and she does

[compact knoll]

You mean retarded

[soft coral]

I'm the one with the fat ass

[stark torrent]

we have a saying

a clean house expects visitors

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

listen idk what her plan is

I dont want to rush

my main goal isnt anything sexual

and I told her this

main goal is to spend time with her and talk and get to know her

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

if she doesn't want to continue going out and dating why does she continue

just for me to feed the fucking cat?

seems like too much troubl

plus I can make her laugh

so thats a big W

[stark torrent]

if you make her laugh she is 50% fucked

romanian saying

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

yeah idk you do you man, you are an adult

god have mercy on us ivan is an adult but still

you can deal with this

[viral egret]

what the fuck happened ehere

[soft coral]

I have an issue of asking for a lot of shit
and I the first 2 times i kissed her cheek when we were saying our goodbyes I asked
the third time , yesterday I asked again when I was hugging and caressing her shoulders on the bench
she went mate stop asking just do it
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

if I Was in her shoes , if I wasn't interested I wouldn't go out on this many dates and hang out and shit

[stark torrent]

hmmm ok so the situation is evolving

i think she might be into you yeah

[soft coral]

I have went to a place no sane man from this server has dared to @stark torrent

to even kiss a woman

this is historical event

lowkey though no joke half the time I was being anxious and retarded but somehow I made her laugh

[stark torrent]

this makes me the fucking Gandalf the White since i almost got married

[soft coral]

gandalf the fool

also she is't that stupid she literally pointed it out she goes "youre so anxious youre constantly fiddling with your fingers"

[stark torrent]

marry her

[soft coral]

idk she isn't weirded out by me so thats literally a huge WIN

[fast garden]

you can slobmax together

[soft coral]

she also goes youre so innocent which the fk am I meant to reply to that

[fast garden]

awww man

lmao

ivan is just a chill guy

just a little dude

[stark torrent]

hell i was the same and i guess i still am today

only issue is

back when i was 20 i was anxious because i didnt know she would like being hugged etc

now i am afraid she is gonna bait me into a sexual assault lawsuit

[soft coral]

bitch said you have golden retriever energy
bitch how memeg and iedy know how I look like
I look like I'm about to stab you in a dark alley

women ☕

[stark torrent]

soulmate for you ngl

to make such statements , stockholm syndrome

[soft coral]

she is very fun to hang out with I am having a fun time

and allegedly so is she

I hope she doesnt say it out of politeness

[stark torrent]

i doubt she would

[soft coral]

they doubted him

yet he did the impossible

[fast garden]

you wouldnt be taking care of the cat if she was

[soft coral]

he bagged a baddie

[stark torrent]

you didnt bag shit yet cat boy

grind is not over

[soft coral]

well

at least I got to stare at her tits

we take what we can get

[stark torrent]

the man is a humble creature

[soft coral]

I'm only human after all , iedy

also

she admited herself

to purposefully wearing that shirt on our first date with the crazy cleavage

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

them thangs were halfway out mate

the first time we met

unbelievable

but the tits arent the final goal

the final goal as we all know is for me to steal the gpu and bitcoin under the bed

[stark torrent]

😏

true

judging by how her room was , you need high perception to see the loot under the junk

[soft coral]

I need to use the white dog hack

dot*

[viral egret]

ur gonna find all the marked keys under that bed

[soft coral]

probably gonna find a dead scav under there

[viral egret]

he failed unlike you

didnt feed the cat

[soft coral]

cat is very cuddly btw

meows like a mf

doesnt shut up

hes orange too

[viral egret]

orange cats

are the most random beings

[ancient marsh]

bro sticking his face into the mattress, trynna see what the white dot is trying to show

[soft coral]

id rather not shine a uv lamp in that apartment chat

[ancient marsh]

or on her

[viral egret]

lights up like phosphorus powder

[keen sparrow]

ayo, take good care of that pussy

[soft coral]

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[ancient marsh]

what

[soft coral]

I love instagram

u guys realize she does cosplay right

she will be kind of a weirdo one way or another

[compact knoll]

How many minutes for me to find her OF

[soft coral]

she doesnt have one

sorry to disappoint

[keen sparrow]

She’s into being choked, calling it rn

[soft coral]

no idea what shes into

[keen sparrow]

Making people watch her pets

[soft coral]

ayooo

[keen sparrow]

KIDDING omg kidding thats a joke

Lol

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

[keen sparrow]

So does she sew her costumes? Does she sculpt? How far have you broached the cosplay topic

[soft coral]

she does her own costumes

[ancient marsh]

uv light breaks upon contact with her skin

[soft coral]

ok enough bad mouthing her

[keen sparrow]

My gf makes them too, would you like to know what you’ll have to put up with if you settle down with her?

[stark torrent]

yeah let the man be

[compact knoll]

Calling it rn, ivan is going to be a pet for her

[soft coral]

I saw the living room I think I Have a decent understanding

[keen sparrow]

So, so much fabric

So much.

[soft coral]

my mom also sews u know

[keen sparrow]

And ‘notions’

[native crypt]

reminds me of a woman i was chatting up was into body painting

[soft coral]

listen chat

thank GOD , shes not a nurse

everything else is fair game

[compact knoll]

You sound very confident

[keen sparrow]

Worth it though

[native crypt]

fr they are freaks

[compact knoll]

Did you ask

[native crypt]

neat

[soft coral]

is this your boyfriend?

[keen sparrow]

Lmao

Jfc, that’s me

[soft coral]

oooh

[native crypt]

the cap morgan fit goes hard

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/husky-derp-sneeze-wheeze-funny-gif-12677759

[soft coral]

looks like a bloodborne build

[keen sparrow]

The female Cainhurst knight set and the Logarius Wheel, yes

Very very good guess sir

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

Carrying that motherfucking thing for all 3 days of the convention was miserable

[native crypt]

my still drunk ass thought it was a cap morgan type fit

[keen sparrow]

ANYWAYS

If she;s into cosplay you in for a wild ride

[soft coral]

kinky but alright

[keen sparrow]

LMAO

[soft coral]

ay listen I do not judge

tbh though

[keen sparrow]

I never thought i’d go to a con till i met my SO

[native crypt]

you joke now but soon that might be you in a "cage"

[soft coral]

I cant tell if we're seriously dating or just hanging out at random when she tells me "I'm infront of your apartment block come down"

foken women mate

[stark torrent]

[keen sparrow]

Yeah they’re…

https://tenor.com/view/smoking-mike-mclusky-jeremy-renner-mayor-of-kingstown-lighting-up-gif-24043063

[soft coral]

[keen sparrow]

They’re something alright

[stark torrent]

tarkov is such a piece of shit neglected game this is what happens in the chat instead of game talk

because nobody plays the game anymore

fuck you bsg

[native crypt]

this is way more fun than reg tark

[soft coral]

tarkov chat
the hood council gathered around to discuss dating

peak

[keen sparrow]

yeah fuck you bsg. Fuckin, nikita fucking, wanna be alex jones lookin ass cue ball lookin ass, humpty dumpty lookin ass fuckin

Shit

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/brooklyn-nine-nine-amy-and-rosa-secret-handshake-handshake-bffs-gif-21715334

She trusts you with her pet and living space so i’d say that that’s a W.

[soft coral]

fax fax

[ancient marsh]

this notification would only pop-up if wishlisted...

[compact knoll]

Bought a hotdog dog a pack of food

I wonder if she is homeless or if i just fed some retard's dog

No collar no leash

[compact knoll]

What are you both like 7

[stark torrent]

i love the daschunds man

[compact knoll]

Does she scream for your mother to let you out

[soft coral]

no she doesnt

[compact knoll]

IVAAAN COME DOWN

LETS PLAY FOOTBALL

BRING THE BALL

pizzer is to arrive in 30 minute

https://tenor.com/view/stunned-wow-omg-lego-batman-lego-batman-movie-gif-7647770

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

me and dad having a feast

[compact knoll]

feast being tomato and goat cheest

[soft coral]

yes.

its peakest of the peak

[stark torrent]

had this in the morning yeah

just good shit

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret

@fast garden

[ancient marsh]

30 mins and its free but been waiting for 4 hours

[soft coral]

@stark torrent bulgaria the type of place where you say goodbye and continue to talk for 1 more hour

damn 4k tva are much cheaper these days

[cyan garnet]

just helped my mate do the guide

what a dogshit task

[soft coral]

I know all about that one

[keen sparrow]

literally every US mother when they see a friend in the grocery store and have their kids with them

[soft coral]

not a US resident but been there

COCK

I SEEE A MODD

[keen sparrow]

?

[stark torrent]

random autism moment , ignore him

[soft coral]

yeah yeah says you

said the pot to the kettle

do not make me pull out the vc logs young man

for u have a lot to answer for

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/parks-and-rec-april-ludgate-sips-tea-tea-tea-time-gif-21816989

[soft coral]

nah I'm joking

but he has said shit in the vc

we all have

[ancient marsh]

tarkov vc is like the cuban missile crisis

if one of use goes down

we are all going down

[soft coral]

if the shit gets leaked we're cooked

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @compact knoll

[keen sparrow]

I think that's called MAD

Mutually Assured Destruction

lol, what happens in Tarkov does not Escape from Tarkov

[soft coral]

the shit we've said in that vc is enough to get me , memeg and iedy in jail

[keen sparrow]

sounds like a good time

[soft coral]

Oh it was

most definitely

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @keen sparrow @ancient marsh @cyan garnet @compact knoll @native crypt @fast garden

that "F" is so powerful it can level buildings

[ancient marsh]

close enough, welcome back Kanye West

[soft coral]

ONGOD

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

God bless that this channel is 30% tarkov 70% random shit

the way god intended

[keen sparrow]

FAT BITCHES NEED TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

💯 💯

[soft coral]

in all respect and honesty 🗣️

[native crypt]

Truth fuckin nuke

Complete thermonuclear war even

[viral egret]

ive never heard so much in my life

[soft coral]

I'm scared to accidentally send some insta reel from my gallery cuz 90% of them would get me banned

[viral egret]

they say the first time is a pass

the second time you are executed

cause everyone deserves a second chance

[native crypt]

Nah they would kill me instantly on my first misstep

[viral egret]

aye, i fucked up too and i didnt get executed

[soft coral]

I've already had too many missteps

been baned like 2 times

[native crypt]

Blow my shit Smoove off

[soft coral]

I'm 1 leg in the afterlife

[viral egret]

it was almost over for me lmao

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-juncker-gif-26466705

[viral egret]

average tarkov players ngl

[native crypt]

It's speaking to me @soft coral @stark torrent

[viral egret]

the green goblin mask

[soft coral]

Ok green goblin

[viral egret]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-green-goblin-mask-mask-scene-reject-urge-gif-2558149218007024011

[soft coral]

1 braincell shared among everyone here

[native crypt]

Had 7 of these mfs

[viral egret]

double or nothing

[native crypt]

True

I still have 11 more

[viral egret]

drink em all

[native crypt]

Aye aye captain

[ancient marsh]

youre gonna die soon

[native crypt]

Nah I'll win

They're only 5 percent we ballin

[keen sparrow]

Yeah twisted Tea is pretty much light beer

[native crypt]

Isn't light beer 3 or something

[keen sparrow]

3% beer exists?

[native crypt]

Idk I don't drink piss water usually

I like my hard liquor

[keen sparrow]

I have. not piss water. 0.05% ABV beer

It was alright. Mormon dude on my Gf's side of the family got it so that he'd have something to talk to me about

[viral egret]

what the fuck is this shit

[keen sparrow]

nah, it was actually kind of sweet

[ancient marsh]

isn't that a lot

[viral egret]

nah

[native crypt]

No

[viral egret]

5% is actyually little

[ancient marsh]

what about the sugar inside?

[viral egret]

alot would be anything above 60

[keen sparrow]

ugh

[ancient marsh]

fuck the alcohol

arent you chugging 7 coca colas back to back?

WITH alcohol

[keen sparrow]

just stop

[ancient marsh]

what

[viral egret]

better than chugging 7 normal coca colas

[ancient marsh]

worse*

[viral egret]

normally sugar gets turned into alcohol

[native crypt]

This is why people think you are a little bitch worrying about the health effects of alcohol

[viral egret]

because of whatever process there was

[viral egret]

dude you dont drink alcohol to be healthy lmfao

[native crypt]

I do

[keen sparrow]

forget sugar

if you really really wanna fuck your life up

Caffeine

[native crypt]

Heroin

[viral egret]

been there done that

what's next

[keen sparrow]

nah nah nah

[viral egret]

okay i didnt do heroin

[viral egret]

caffeine as in COFFEE or the POWDER caffeine

is caffeine a powder

[keen sparrow]

2 four lokos and a tall red bull got me a felony lmao

[viral egret]

how the

[keen sparrow]

caffeine tricks you into thinking you're not as drunk as you really are

[viral egret]

america moment

[native crypt]

Ur coward

[viral egret]

dude are you

[ancient marsh]

?

[viral egret]

were you driving

[ancient marsh]

i don't drink

[keen sparrow]

no i broke someone's ribs and strangled them

[viral egret]

minor offense

not worth for a felony

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

[native crypt]

U Muslim or something

[cyan garnet]

I just mag dumped sanitar this mf copped it and just headtapped me

I did 580 damage how this mf breathing

[keen sparrow]

German proverb: noone can ever be useless, someone can be an example of what not to do

I am one of those alcoholics that ruined their life

[viral egret]

could be worse

[native crypt]

Could be British

[ancient marsh]

(all of them)

[keen sparrow]

yo TRUE

[viral egret]

why DID HE MOAN

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif

[keen sparrow]

we postin questionable shit here huh

[ancient marsh]

tf barney do? 😭

[native crypt]

Spread cheer and happiness

[cyan garnet]

Shame on the goyim

Paid the btr for cover fire this mf pretty much didnt stop firing from sawmill to depot

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/army-xrp-army-army-xrp-xrparmy-xrp-gif-18062457551676152700

[keen sparrow]

Lemme get mine out.

[fast garden]

actual brick shithouse of a gun

[keen sparrow]

File too large, fml

Who wore it better

[ancient marsh]

pve?

make ur bets

[keen sparrow]

they have pronouns. i'm betting PVE.

[ancient marsh]

i more was talking about the altyn but ok

[keen sparrow]

was i right?

[ancient marsh]

No clue

I just saw it and posted it

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/odablock-neck-oda-gif-23153878

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent is tarkov still dead

[stark torrent]

i havent played in 4 days

so i assume so

[keen sparrow]

oh was it down?

[stark torrent]

if i dont play it the game is really dead

[cyan garnet]

Matching times horrendous rn

[ancient marsh]

Bro what are there updates

[ancient marsh]

Nikita said most played wipe

Stop lying

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

I check tarkov updates

"Added second flea slot"

[stark torrent]

most played wipe for 2 days until ppl realised what hardcore is and they immediately left

making it the least played wipe

[ancient marsh]

Its so over

[cyan garnet]

Thank you for the 10 minute+ matching every raid nikita

[stark torrent]

yeah like i have lighthouse quests to do 7-10 min matching im good man

[ancient marsh]

Most played wipe, see there are no quests, you lost 300k insuring a pistol and headset, drop the game and wait cor release

[stark torrent]

i have to PvP , kill players on LH , 12 minute matching and no players to be found

cause it spawns me at the dogshit end of the map , the other guy at the other end , we never met

[cyan garnet]

So real

[ancient marsh]

Go to lighthouse to do test drive
Die with ak-12
Ten hour suppressor farm sesh

[cyan garnet]

Ive been doing test drive with a friend and lighthouse is actually dead

[stark torrent]

If you die 5 times with an AK12 on LH you have more debt than Venezuela

[cyan garnet]

Dogshit map

[stark torrent]

Restored Prapor trades back to normal
No AK 12 supressor trade for rubles

[cyan garnet]

Dogshit game

[stark torrent]

To be fair , this time is more on the dogshit devs

The changes alone are terrible making everything worse

Literally numbers in a document file

[ancient marsh]

It's whatever man...

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-paka-nikita-buyanov-escape-from-tarkov-gif-1704702574692977657

[stark torrent]

my insurance expired ggs

[ancient marsh]

So did the desire to play

[cyan garnet]

Maybe it's a 200iq move to make the wipe before release ass so when it does release people say how much better it is now

[ancient marsh]

Even in theory doesnt work

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Its like a rapper releasing a dogshit unlistenable album to make his next one better

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hankshrader-realization-smh-gif-26343260

[cyan garnet]

Reverting heaps of the changes after most people have given up on the wipe is so peak

Bravo bsg never change

[stark torrent]

Changes will come in waves

then why even put them in the first place

[cyan garnet]

The player base must be falling off horrendously

for them to revert all that shit

[stark torrent]

i know she is an OF whore , but still

HannahOwo is

[soft coral]

I prefer angela white

[ancient marsh]

Kill yourself

Before it kills you

The porn addiction

[stark torrent]

shut the fuck up ebony lover

[ancient marsh]

Nothing wrong with that

I admire the female beauty

[soft coral]

the amount of racist jokes we can make here

hoooly

[ancient marsh]

Like what

[native crypt]

[soft coral]

aaah no

[native crypt]

It's ok xal ain't nothing wrong with an ebony cupcake

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/pornacore-dobby-dobby-tweaking-gif-2329647799948270639

the urge

[ancient marsh]

Just dm it idiot

[soft coral]

fak off ruski gandon

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent we go feed the pussy

i make pics of him yes

[viral egret]

don't forget to check for bitcoin ledx or phased array spawn

[soft coral]

what a bitch

@stark torrent

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @viral egret

nice pussycat

[viral egret]

agreed

[soft coral]

wtf are these debuffs and buffs bro you drink that shit pmc glows

[keen sparrow]

lmfao

I didn't code it, i don't fucking know

Breakfast of Champions

[ancient marsh]

Not nice

[ancient marsh]

Long nose

I wrote another adjective but deleted it before posting

[soft coral]

today I learned my local library Zahari Knyazheski has dvds available for rent @stark torrent

Normally I'm a villain and I fully support piracy
but I wouldn't borrow their dvds just to rip them for free
we are villains , not monsters

[viral egret]

minor injury

[soft coral]

walk it off

[stark torrent]

It's because u sit all day in front of your phone

[soft coral]

those not allowed in the library are as follows:
people under the influence of drugs
people with low hygene or dirty clothes @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

uh oh, stinky

no books for u

:^)

[soft coral]

didnt wash yo ass?
out the door you go

surprised they have dvds for borrowing

I thought that even libraries stopped doing that shit

rooms are actually quite nice

bro they have a twitter alo

[stark torrent]

low standards

you can be drunk

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

I finally foudn the article about the mercedes

@stark torrent Messaged a fucker that sells venom here in my town

I'm like if u have it I come down and take it mate

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

what you retard

WHAT

WHAT NOW

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck is venom

the shit Bane injects to be strong?

[soft coral]

Venom the movie mate

the one with tom hardy

[cyan garnet]

wait 10 minutes for matching on lighthouse

Killed by dude just sitting in a bush near village

[soft coral]

lighthouse

https://tenor.com/view/veeunus-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-squidward-done-gif-24674884

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-homelander-gif-26089752

[cyan garnet]

10 more ak12 kills to go

[soft coral]

aw mannn

test drive @stark torrent

those were the dark days

[cyan garnet]

Ive been doing it all last night and today im going to kill myself if I dont finish it tonight fr

[fast garden]

I thought for a second Ivan was trying to get some insane street drug

[stark torrent]

Pop that venom streight into the cock

[ancient marsh]

same

like spice orr st

sth

[soft coral]

ookay bro

U need to be locked up in Arkham

[fast garden]

The prison where historically literally everyone breaks out like every week

[ancient marsh]

gotham moving like a democrat city

they be letting the riddler out every week

i guess the govenor of gotham is also batman

"death penalty would make us just as bad as the joker..."

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden YOU'RE TOO LATE BATMAN
I JUST PAID MY BAIL BOND

NYAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

https://tenor.com/view/джокер-jonkler-jonkler-gif-11529455559250573721

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret @fast garden @compact knoll

[cyan garnet]

5 more kills to go

Test drive 3 is going to make me kill myself

I hope whoever designed lighthouse has an aneurysm

[soft coral]

i hope your game crashes

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

Nikita wipes everyone’s quest progress on accident again

[fast garden]

Dude it’s like the 5th time now I’ve typed up a big comment and forgotten that I was perma’d

From eft subreddit

[frosty basalt]

Get off Reddit

[fast garden]

It’s fun telling people they are retarded till you get permad

[frosty basalt]

Make an alt

[soft coral]

going to pick up venom blue ray movie

Holy impulse purchase @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

oh rly? i bought a chair today

[soft coral]

sick

now shit in it

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

what?

[soft coral]

@stark torrent shoutout to empirefilm.ro

[compact knoll]

love these stickers

[ancient marsh]

this is a july only seasonal event skin

just after june

[ancient marsh]

???????

[soft coral]

this shit on blueray is so clear

camera doesnt capture it but damn

blueray js the fucking shit

[ancient marsh]

why does this video sound like you are recording from the inside of someone's walls

[soft coral]

because shit mic

its a phone mic

also probably ive muted it with my hand on acccident

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I am about to blow

[granite coral]

💱 61 RON (Romanian Leu) :flag_ro: is equal to 23.57 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg:

[soft coral]

TWENTY THREE

FOR HELBBOY ON 4k

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO]

ITS A STEAL

[viral egret]

hello ivan

hello guys

just got done with my weekly 2 bike sessions

with my mate

[soft coral]

aha

yes yes pula w/e u say

[viral egret]

yeah it is appropiate the bike seat is so ass

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

however it idnt bad enough to be replaced

thus it stays.

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yByG0HV01yA @viral egret

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[viral egret]

[soft coral]

I love how steelbooks of blue-rays or UHDs arel ike DOUBLE the prize of regular plastic cases of same said blue-rays or dvds

fucking hell

[cyan garnet]

test drive 3 done

[soft coral]

I wonder how it feels when God watches us , his smartest most intelligent free thinking creature proceed to listen to woman. @cyan garnet @viral egret @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

I wonder how he watches you type in this chat

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

we may never know

[viral egret]

[fast garden]

[viral egret]

ive been trying to befriend girls in my class because my class is literally all girls

there are like 6 guys

its so much harder man

but im working on it

[soft coral]

Look at me

feeding the girls cat while shes out of town

I was supposed to destroy the sith , not join them....

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926466559654895617/1416478726325276763/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret

[viral egret]

damn

im at a disadvantage if i befriend any of these girls to a best friend level

cause i live in a different sector from basically everyone

[cyan garnet]

prime opportunity for some ransacking

[viral egret]

takes long to arrive

[viral egret]

he hasnt found the bitcoin and gpus yet

[soft coral]

mate I have max perception there was nothing in that apartment

[viral egret]

they didnt spawn in

[viral egret]

under the floorboards

[cyan garnet]

have you searched for the dot it might be in the textures

[soft coral]

max perception gives you dot while near loot retards

thats the fucking joke

[cyan garnet]

found a leddy in west 206 just before

[soft coral]

troglydites

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/xrd-exrd-crypto-btc-eth-gif-23801255

[viral egret]

ivan

[soft coral]

speak

[viral egret]

under the floorboards 2 gpus and ledx

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

already checked mate

[viral egret]

damn

shit is fucking dry

[soft coral]

frfr

[cyan garnet]

vaccum hackers got there first

[soft coral]

this key costed me so much on the flea mate

[viral egret]

the fuckin musquitos

[soft coral]

I had to go through so many hoops to acquire this key

and yet

nothing.

[viral egret]

how many millies

10? 20?

[soft coral]

15

[viral egret]

damnn

no loot too

feels like marked room at start of hardcore

[soft coral]

why the fuck am I talking about this girls apartment like its chekkanya 15 on streets man
wtf is wrong with me

[viral egret]

tarkov gets everyone

[soft coral]

I got , got long ago sir

[young oasis]

Its true.

[soft coral]

one of our Bulgarian chefs has a youtube channel

with 279k subs

AAALO

[young oasis]

Does the bulgarian chef know how to steam a good ham?

[soft coral]

most likely

hes actually one of our most popular chefs

[young oasis]

I'll have to check his channel for anything neat.

[wintry ridge]

@soft coral dumbass

[soft coral]

thanks

random , but thanks

[soft coral]

dingus

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/948793773054390292/1416610928631353404/RDT_20250912_161316.mp4?ex=68c7793c&is=68c627bc&hm=03a287f7d8cc7ded7c10b43467ae6746b379f28409f683f7c300416366a71ce5&

[soft coral]

@viral egret @stark torrent

Ive been laughing for the past 2 minutes

[keen sparrow]

Saw Ivan post patriotic music video so here is my submission

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2p3rtnQ_7y4&list=RD2p3rtnQ_7y4&start_radio=1

[keen sparrow]

God i love IDF baddies https://www.youtube.com/shorts/H-b-IestvtY

[frosty basalt]

Awkward

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937433410182467645/1378057764332507286/togif-2.gif

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-brother-ewww-gif-13389748375741691208

Can’t tell if it’s rage bait or lead poisoning

[wintry ridge]

It's brainrot

[low iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif?ex=68c7f46a&is=68c6a2ea&hm=7e2b264ad07e822778b2041428a1f1f1aced79dd93f4d5128534fb61e7980033&

it sounds so cringe

[wintry ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/807809192537882647/1154856934546079784/cat6.gif

[frosty basalt]

Very cute

[keen sparrow]

are these the people that can't have females in any of their games?

[low iris]

no, its just that the voicelines sound cringe

[low iris]

also for the record i don't think neither USEC or BEAR would hire women either

its not that women can't be in games but like the chance of that

[viral egret]

women arent usually fit for war

thars the issue

[low iris]

is low for USEC and 0 for BEAR because i know for a fact BEAR is sexist because of the fact its all russians / russian special forces led

[viral egret]

men are easier to train and shit

[low iris]

that too

[viral egret]

and men are also usually way more physically fit and willing so they cut costs easier

[low iris]

bear is made up of spetsnaz like vympal, kgb/ fsb, GRU, alpha group, and SSOS who are usually REALLY sexist

[viral egret]

or being sexist

like bear

but usec wouldnt have female operators

because ofall the reasons above

it is why you see like 100x the men in military and

very little girls

[low iris]

even when you see women they gotta MEET the standards for men

not excel but just MEET the standard

[viral egret]

which isnt common still

[keen sparrow]

USEC wouldn't hire women to act as counterintelligence or honeypots?

[frosty basalt]

USEC would hire women because Blackstone’s DEI policy requires all Companies receiving funding to comply with their mandatory minimum quota 😎

[keen sparrow]

and you can bet your ass the KGB did

[keen sparrow]

that too

[frosty basalt]

BEAR would probably hire female operatives too because you can pay em 70 cents on the dollar 😎

[viral egret]

dont think usec would depends on who owns it

if theyre american based there are higher chances for some female operators

[keen sparrow]

just do what the CIA does

Hire someone that looks reasonably russian/has russian bloodline

and is a polyglot

[viral egret]

Tf is that

[keen sparrow]

That's actually the best way into the spook community is knowing multiple languages

[viral egret]

what is a polyglot

[keen sparrow]

someone fluent in multiple languages

[viral egret]

ok

[frosty basalt]

Awkward

[viral egret]

what

[ancient marsh]

there is an anecdote
"CIA trains a spy to send to soviet union, they train him for 5 years, teaching him the language and customs
he gets caught in 2 days
They teach the next spy for 10 years, teaching him local traditions
He gets caught in 1 day
CIA trains the next spy for 15 years, he gets caught the same day
KGB sends CIA a letter
"stop sending black guys"

[frosty basalt]

I had two messages get sniped by Automod for saying 🏳️‍🌈

[keen sparrow]

waiting for madly to say awkward again, hold on

[frosty basalt]

Like rn

[frosty basalt]

KGB sends cia a letter “your guys lean on walls and objects a lot nobody else around the world does that”

[vivid dawn]

Why are you automoded for saying pride flag?

[keen sparrow]

big doubt that he was tbh

[low iris]

if they did they wouldn't be killing bear or usec in tarkov imma be real

theyd just die out within the first few days i can't lie

you're telling me an elite trainer russian operator (they are literally RUSSIAN SF but under the PMC tag for political reasons) would die to a USEC trainer counter intel woman or smth

[keen sparrow]

yes.

[low iris]

its just ragebait

[low iris]

https://tmp.esmbot.net/57cmp7x249k.gif

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/wash-fire-man-gif-21493951

[viral egret]

ur automodded if u say g ay

[little flame]

yes

[vivid dawn]

Mister Sherlock holmes,il task you with finding out what a joke is.

[viral egret]

no

[vivid dawn]

Do it or Jail

[viral egret]

no

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

https://tenor.com/view/jail-right-to-jail-right-away-parks-and-recreation-parks-and-rec-gif-16177531

Double

[soft coral]

Fuck this game bismilah

[cyan garnet]

[vivid dawn]

WE GOT IVAN BACK

[soft coral]

i never left

[vivid dawn]

Old ivanka

[soft coral]

aha

[viral egret]

hello ivan

[viral egret]

what happened jn vrainfaet

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/vX8Th9HtctU?si=oiYfmJh3A3_DM3YV
@ancient marsh @stark torrent