💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

the lion does not concern itself with Vortex Scopes

[ancient marsh]

What is that m4 build man

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7vAFldaR8_g?feature=share

lmfao

cooldee

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Aww fuck I got banned from tarkov Reddit

What the hell did I say?

[stark torrent]

yooo

[fast garden]

apparently they have banned the word retard

interesting

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

thats rather... retarded

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-ballin-mars-bars-gif-19910027

[brave aspen]

i’m banned too so high five

i got banned for giving SPT instructions and then sassing a mod when i got warned and i absolutely don’t give a shit.

i came to eft from stalker and the difference in the communities and devs was very abrasive for me

even the stalker bros who tee off on people for having not played the OG stalker games seem way nicer in comparison to some of those eft dudes. just very high aggressively negative energy and BSG legitimately seems like they hate fun sometimes

[brave aspen]

which mod canned you?

[glacial haven]

[fast garden]

im like 99% sure it was automod because i basically said "sbih sucks because it forces you to run around like a retard with a shitstick trying to headshot people before they empty a mag in you"

[glacial haven]

what kinda retard would be scared of the word retard

[fast garden]

the kind of retard that moderates r/EFT

[glacial haven]

retards

for 2 reasons

1. being a reddit moderator
2. being a reddit moderator for tarkov

[fast garden]

yeah its not even a moderator account its just "moderator team" account

bastards

[glacial haven]

just like their retarded ass sherpa's

"yo, i will help you get used to the game by giving you your very first "Head, Eyes", how does that sound"

and then mass report anyone that doesn't have 12000 hours but managed to kill them

[fast garden]

you make it to the pearly gates and god sees you were a bsg official sherpa and you are immediately sent to the boiler room

[glacial haven]

swear to god, not only their head is getting blacked, they probably also enjoy getting blacked from time to time

[glacial haven]

you just get reincarnated as the dildo of one of the 400 pounds life girls

[fast garden]

why else would they perform such a sacred rite as performing fellatio for nikita

[glacial haven]

probably because of the lipstick and dresses he wears in the office, makes them go wild to see anything even remotely related to anything female

[compact knoll]

Wild chat

[glacial haven]

the community is just so toxic because the game doesn't allow you to be nice, literally impossible to have a good mood when you get about 20fps on streets of tarkov when it rains

[fast garden]

when 90% of people finish some of the stupid tasks by blowing some new players legs off to then kill him with a grenade or flashbang, its kinda baked in

[glacial haven]

I haven't played tarkov in a year or 2 now but still, any time I read that name I immediately lock in and get toxic, that is just the default

[fast garden]

sleeper agent activation phrase

[cyan garnet]

Nikita seeths at the idea of competent people creating an good version of pve

[little flame]

U clearly havent been in the tarkov reddit

Sir

[stark torrent]

Tarkov reddit banned the words Skill Issue and Cope as well

[cyan garnet]

[frosty basalt]

Reddit mods for tarky are all probably all words I can’t say

[vivid dawn]

Retard Tarkov mods coping because skill issue

Banned

[pseudo storm]

Why must they exist

[little flame]

Absolute dictatorship

[glacial haven]

Isn't that good?

[native crypt]

yes

[glacial haven]

The last time I was on reddit, I made fun of the retards on the AI Soulmates subreddit

Cried their soul out because GPT-5 didn't suck their left toe when uploading 14 text files with previous conversations of their cringe interactions

[native crypt]

based

[stark torrent]

i seem to suffer from minor damage

[stark torrent]

yeah this is the guy that almost killed me , 100% purchased acc

[fast garden]

moron couldnt afford prestige 2 gg

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll https://youtu.be/WRwBcK5D-oY?si=mppSEOuGOYdfIr0V

[stark torrent]

The BP Bison

[fast garden]

what hahahah

[cyan garnet]

rb vo marked key on the first scav i killed in woods

huge

we so up rn

[stark torrent]

Ousskha time to farm m80 from m60s in marked room

Then craft m61

Then snipe for sbih

I also died with 4/5 on psycho sniper already

[cyan garnet]

[cyan garnet]

2 boxs of bs 5.45 and a gpu in 2 rooms of reserve

another massive scav win

[ancient marsh]

lvndmark is moneymaxxing out of his mind

[compact knoll]

who?

[stark torrent]

The guy that brings five 60 round mags on an M4 in dorms and dies off spawn

[glacial haven]

what

why

And who tf even asked to repost

[stark torrent]

Xal

[glacial haven]

Ah

[stark torrent]

Yeah i mean its just one of the bigges ttarkov streamers multi streaming everywhere now

he makes big bucks

[ancient marsh]

triple restream is kinda crazy

[fast garden]

holy money farm

[stark torrent]

i mean the ads alone are probably just passive at this point

and i wouldnt be surprised if Kick gave him some starting incentive

• all the sponsored streams

[keen sparrow]

guys guys

i have an idea

what if we.. and this is crazy, ngl

played literally anything else

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3320/Insaniquarium_Deluxe

[brave aspen]

i just got the AK50 quest

is it worth assembling or nah?

[keen sparrow]

hope you have ELITE strength

[stark torrent]

For pve sure its whatever

For pvp i wouldnt bother that shit is time consuming af

And i mean literally it takes 32 hours to craft the reciever

[keen sparrow]

it's super easy to do

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1414701017596952738/image.png?ex=68c0867e&is=68bf34fe&hm=7b9f0003e419654b9099362c2af56868240bd5426702750324fdf19474e0d89a&

oh motherfucker.

really??

still?

"until there is a server announcment stating otherwise, yes Rex, you still cannot post images" 🙄

There's a plethora of plugins to make OBS multi-stream and it's actually standard practice to do it until you're told not to

[winged mica]

Takes hours to make it

Died to hacker in less than 1 minute

[stark torrent]

the gun fucks but its not viable on pvp idk

meme gun with squad

[winged mica]

Still wondered how an ACH helmet stops a 50 cal round

Even if its a HP round

[stark torrent]

"balaNCE" thats all

but it makes no sense cause you can buy the higher pen ammo anyway so idk why would u even consider using the flesh ammo

why do you even have a flesh ammo for that gun , just give it two ammo types a 50 pen one and a better than lapua AP one that is only fir

but it liek obliterates you

[winged mica]

Honestly even irl

Idk why you need a 50 cal HP

[fast garden]

its more realistic to learn how to farm zyraichy for the ak50

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/nx2F14JHCB

LOL

[cyan garnet]

We are witnessing Russias top programmers at work

[brittle sinew]

1.0 ready 🔥🔥

[fast garden]

Mods haven’t even acknowledged me disputing my ban

[dawn ether]

Yo guys. I like some elements to do with the game, but at the same time when I watch th game, it seems boring, especially compared to GAMMA

How do they compare ?

[ancient marsh]

way diff games, tarkov is a multiplayer game

tarkov is also a game with way higher stakes than gamma

[stark torrent]

aside from the assets , the games play completely diferrent

only thing they have in common is the setting and the guns

thats it

[cyan garnet]

This mf running down the middle of the street near lexos just insta 180ed and headtapped me the moment my sights went onto him from like 100 metres away

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/radar-love-search-gif-20027720

they dont pay 100 bucks a month for nothing

[dawn ether]

What about difference in terms of action between gamma and eft. I feel like gamma is more enticing from what I’ve seen and so in

[frosty basalt]

one has PVP one doesn’t, one is fantastical in nature and the other (mostly) is not

If you’re unsure if you like tarkov or not and recognize there is no refunds all you can do is watch gameplay and reviews and determine if it’s your style of game to begin with

[stark torrent]

you could try with PvE version first

[frosty basalt]

If you don’t care for PVP it does have a PVE game mode that many people seem to like

[stark torrent]

then you fight only AI , you can co op with friends but you do not PvP with other players

[frosty basalt]

To me PVE is boring. Because I think GAMMA does it way better

but that’s just an opinion

[fast garden]

Pve not included with base purchase*

They are two entirely different games

[keen sparrow]

I’d say gamma is easier than even pve eft

*base gamma

You could install 20+ mods that make gamma play like eft but

[ancient marsh]

arguably gamma is harder? but tarkov stakes are waaaay higher

[fast garden]

Tarkov is more knowledge than anything anyway

[dawn ether]

What about arena. Is good fun and active ?

Plus I’m not fussed on which is harder between eft and gamma. But one thing that holds me off eft is that the inventory system is tooo overbearing + the amount of action compared to inventory management seems to lean a lot more to inventory management

[fast garden]

Arena is just a pvp shooter, entirely different

Tarkov is 50% menus, loading, and inventory management

[stark torrent]

unfortunately that is the case , especially now with the latest hideout changes , and standard editions with limited space really have it horrendous

you will run out of space immediately

[ancient marsh]

not good, not fun, not active

[fast garden]

*active enough most of the time

[ancient marsh]

me and @stark torrent would literally find the same couple of people over the course of the week on arena matches at random times

[dawn ether]

Yhh that’s what I mean. Like I understand if there’s bits to it ie downtime, like gamma . But anytime I see gameplay online, it’s either 70% inventory management / menus , 20% walking slow and in empty and dull locations , with the 10% being gunfights of which involving like 1 maybe 2 enemies

[ancient marsh]

it legit feels like the same 30 people playing the game unironically

[fast garden]

Well okay yeah

[stark torrent]

Yes Arena would get boring in about 2-3 games usually , the 5v5 gamemodes are really not enjoyable and to be fair most maps are kinda bad and unbalanced overall

[fast garden]

Yeah pretty much

[ancient marsh]

arena is absolutely not a game you would play for fun

or tarkov rather

honestly dont buy either

save your money

devs dont deserve the money

[fast garden]

It’s more of a survival questing game than anything

[stark torrent]

90% of people play Arena to get advantages in PvP after a new wipe , Arena dies usually after 2 months when people have maxed out their PvP shit and moved on

[ancient marsh]

doesnt even sound like a game you'd like

[fast garden]

And 95% of fights end with a bullet to a guy who didn’t see you or a guy you didn’t see

[stark torrent]

like someone completed the M4 W quest or whatever like a few days ago and he was only number 180 or shit

which is low af considering everyone was hyped for that stuff lol

nobody bothers to waste time on it

[fast garden]

I thought those tags would be gone so fast lmfao

Meanwhile I saw someone get like 90 on the vector or something

[stark torrent]

being forced to do a very hard quest on 5v5 put ppl off

[fast garden]

Still mad I missed out on the winter clothes

Because of that fuck ass task

Killed 4 and then died

Doesn’t count has to be a win

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

So doing shit like that for these skins is just ass

[compact knoll]

if they made that shit only last hero it would have been done within first week

[stark torrent]

yeah , true

[cyan garnet]

Just smoked knight and big pipe then birdeye just ran away

I hate lighthouse so much its unreal

[ancient marsh]

Yeah I hate goon design

Big pipe and knight are designed to rush

And when they die

Birdeye hides

[cyan garnet]

Bro didn't want the smoke

They rushed me from water treatment while im on the cliffs overlooking the bridge with a mad angle on them absolute retards

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent tarbob update

Post the patch notes

[stark torrent]

New balancing changes in #EscapefromTarkov:

● Returned the full Skier LL4 item range;
● Returned access to the Flea Market at level 30;
● Returned the purchasable USD and EUR at Peacekeeper and Skier;
● Reduced the money requirements for traders' Loyalty Levels.

[arctic quartz]

Yello

[cyan garnet]

Making a "hardcore" wipe reverting heaps of it is so peak

Bravo bsg

[ancient marsh]

Good boy

[stark torrent]

Hang urself

Ingame

[fast garden]

Car just shuts down randomly as I’m driving

What the fuck man

So glad it was by a gas station so I used my momentum to pull into a parking spot but

I should not be having these problems

Scared the fuck out of me

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-18873136

[vivid dawn]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3167020/Escape_From_Duckov/

Finaly on Steam

[stark torrent]

last kappa item

[hallow stream]

I hope someone hits you with a kappa over the head while you are on a walk

so you dont have to play the dog shit game anymore

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pera-algorand-algo-hopium-copium-gif-16765445473855345349

[little flame]

just

got

tarkoved

streets buddy kills kaban 300 m61 he dies i klill the guy

then a random guy with a sr smg pens through my deathmask and lvl 4 fs in 1 shot i love life

i didnt see him just insta

mmmmmmm

[fast garden]

Sir what is a sr smg

[stark torrent]

sr2m

the sr2 smg

the dogshit

you say streets you know 80% of the guns there

[compact knoll]

can scavange ammo of people

[fast garden]

Fuck you

Goated gun

PE ammo

I would post old clips but the stretcher is still at large

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

I used to go into streets raids with 400 rounds of PE ammo no shit

Would leave with over 50 kills most of the time

This was back in the day

Speaking of

Has anyone died to a regular scav this wipe not related to a grenade?

I’m like 99% that for all my pmc raids I haven’t died ONCE to a regular scav. Not even with a nade

There was that one shoreline where the nade got iedy but I lived

[brittle sinew]

it's dogshit now??

[stark torrent]

oh yeah its not a good gun

[brittle sinew]

Damn

[stark torrent]

30 round mags with mediocre ammo , the 9mm smgs at least have 50 rounds of the same mediocre ammo

[brittle sinew]

I was a P90 enjoyer, is it still good?

[brittle sinew]

Tbf I only used it to exit camp on streets for that one quest

[stark torrent]

eh , mediocre gun , too expensive to run given you need a lot of mags with 50 bullets in each and if u die off spawn u just lost 200 ammo

and the ss190 got nerfed a while back so it doesnt 1 tap class 4 helmets on the first shot anymore

it has 0 recoil tho

[brittle sinew]

No.....

[brittle sinew]

Imo it wasn't that expensive to run

First 15-20 bullets of good ammo, rest is mid ammo

If I didn't kill a guy in that many rounds I basically deserved to lose

[stark torrent]

i mean you can run it if money i snot an issue as you can buy ss190 and l191 ammo

to fill ur mags

is just....idk , a very inconvenient gun to run , packing mags is impossible

so you have to run at least 3-4 mags

[brittle sinew]

That stuff's a product of shit positioning, shit aim and the other guy cheating

[brittle sinew]

I just brought many mags

[fast garden]

Too many PE ammo deniers

[stark torrent]

yeah but trader limits now are doubled so what , you gonna wait 4-5 hours to restock on ss190 because u got 1 tapped off a bad spawn and u lost 200 ammo

[brittle sinew]

Yee L191 is what I used to fill the rest

[brittle sinew]

They didn't remove trader limits after everyone bitched about them? Man BSG keeps taking L's

[stark torrent]

restocks , and no , you still ahve personal limits

[brittle sinew]

So cringe

[stark torrent]

you can only buy like 180 bullets or shit per restock

which is 4-5 hours

so yeah

[brittle sinew]

iirc, I used 15 SS190, 25 SB193 and 10 L191

Worked pretty well

Except loading that many mags with that specific combo was lowkey a pain in the ass

They added mag loadouts you can save, right?

[stark torrent]

i cant bring myself to start test drive 2 , fuck this game and fuck bsg

[brittle sinew]

Just exit camp like I did, ezpz

Or multitask with streets quests, like I also did

[fast garden]

P90 so good until you have to buy/repack

[brittle sinew]

Had a good night raid with it once, killed Kaban and like 4 PMCs

[stark torrent]

i already did most of them , i only have SBIH left and the sausage one

Exit camping sure but i could just play something else instead of falling asleep in a bush by exfil

ill do it eventually

but well , now i do feel a burn out

[brittle sinew]

That one video of outdoorboys in tarkov

[stark torrent]

especially when all i have left are dogshit quests , at least the boss hunting is decent now since they are 50%

[brittle sinew]

I would send it if some jackass hadn't taken my image perms away

[stark torrent]

dont ahve to run 65 interchange raids for Killa

[brittle sinew]

Is blud genuinely doing the tracksuit quest?

[stark torrent]

no , i did that last wipe

[brittle sinew]

I just play other games while exit camping tbf

Or read

[stark torrent]

but u need Killa for Kappa and usually he was 15% maximum at this time in the wipe which was ass

[brittle sinew]

Such bs

I rarely bothered with the boss quests

I'd do it if I had other quests, but I'd never specifically hunt them

[stark torrent]

ye u need them for Kappa , otherwise i dont bother with bosses either , the rewards are kinda ass for all the risk

some have good ammo but oh well

cheaters love em

max player scavs love them even more

[brittle sinew]

I never gave a shit about kappa tbf, being an EOD from day 1

Can't believe I fell, hook line and sinker, for this ass game

[stark torrent]

u need Kappa to prestige now , they will probably change this now with the release

you gonna have to finish the main quest probably and "escape" tarkov or whatever

[brittle sinew]

Main "quest" is gonna suck ass and I know it

[stark torrent]

thats how nikita said the prestige system will originally be

[brittle sinew]

It's gonna be the same as the other questlines in the game

[stark torrent]

it will probably be cool until they start giving you some impossible dogshit quests then yeah

and it will 100% be broken on release somewhere

[brittle sinew]

Find shit, shoot X of Y while wearing Z, plant shit for 15 seconds, etc

BSG can't imagine other types of quests

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean ifu think about it

all Kappa quests are mostly 70% fetch quests , and other 30% are PvP / PvE

[brittle sinew]

Yep, very original

I'm pretty sure that's what made me and my friends tired of tarkov

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean it would make everyone tired of it eventually

[brittle sinew]

The same type of quest every time

[stark torrent]

you can replay this shit so much before you just cant

[brittle sinew]

It amazes me how many times some of you can still play it

I understand the PvP, that's addicting as hell and I love it

But the rest of the game gets boring fast when BSG adds nothing new except guns, gear and maybe a map

[brittle sinew]

I'd love to play SPT but even that I can't bring myself to play lmfao

Because it's the same quest loop, but now I shoot bots clad in tacticool gear instead of actual people

The mods are great, but wtf is the point, it's like playing sea of thieves at that point

[fast garden]

You guys ever hear about compact GUI

Honestly this is far more relevant in the helldivers channel

[soft coral]

fk this POS game

[keen sparrow]

SPT had the skyrim/FO4 lockpicking minigame last year

[soft coral]

damn we're doing numbers

[fast garden]

Game sucks so

[soft coral]

BEEN SAYING IT FOR YEARS

I'm like the prophet mohammad

[cyan garnet]

Everytime i go to reserve atm there is a legit horde of pscavs

[cyan garnet]

Isn't there a mod for spt that let's you just blow doors off their hinges

[keen sparrow]

or sprint through them if it's 'bashable'

called DoorDash

[keen sparrow]

backdoor bandit. can use breaching slugs, can use C4

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

I want to message the mod author of DoorDash and have them add a true or false for 'Concussion' to be applied after you crash through a door like a fucking linebacker

maybe a little damage to the head or helmet durability? left arm maybe? to imply your fucked up your shoulder trying to freight train a steel door open?

Wish i could post vidjayos here, doordash is so satisfying

[fast garden]

Isn’t it tarkin

[keen sparrow]

oh yeah huh

okay, we have him in WTT discord, i'll just ping him and ask

[fast garden]

Wonder if he’s in here

Love his YT shit so much

[keen sparrow]

he has his own channel there

i mean shit, Grok's been in the WTT discord before, lol

[winged mica]

Tbh mod that have you blast the door open is kinda cheaty but its SPT

It cant really be considered cheating in a singleplayer game

[keen sparrow]

It renders mechanical keys obsolete

If i use it, i go out of my way to RP a bit. Serbu super shorty shotgun in my pistol slot with nothing but breaching shells

Some people set it to be opened with any caliber, lol

[winged mica]

Opened with 9x18mm

[keen sparrow]

Double tapped U on keyboard, i now own dorms marked room.

[young oasis]

Were NPCs always completely nuetralized by standing in smokes?

Because now I can stand right next to killa or Tagilla in a smoke and they can't do shit

Hell you can just shoot raiders casually while standing in a green fart cloud.

[fast garden]

you know

they did update ai a little while ago to change their behavior around smoke grenades

but i never saw anyone test it or talk about it

so it is entirely plausible you are like one of 3 people that knew about it

[young oasis]

If you wanna test if go into factory practice mode with scavs on high, tagilla on, and fire a unsupressed gun. Then hide in some smoke. Genuinely its astounding they will walk towards you and rub against you, and you can just pop them all in the head casually.

I hope they never fix it.

[fast garden]

im telling you

im sure literally zero people know about it and i 100% believe you

there was a note in some patch about it

but i stopped playing

[young oasis]

Oh yeah I think it was related to the uhhh bush/smoke fixes.

[fast garden]

for hardcore wipe

no this was like

mid hardcore wipe

the patch note was unrelated to any bush fixes

it was literally like

"improved bot behaviors around smoke grenades"

as a random patch for hardcore wipe

so like

this happened within the last month or so

[young oasis]

Interesting...

[keen sparrow]

DoorDash self-damage is probably happening, lol

[keen sparrow]

Tarkin just updated DoorDash, you now take damage when freight-training a door.

[wintry ridge]

Let me shoulder charge tagilla and get my head split open

[winged mica]

Your PMC folded after running into door while Thorax has 3 hit points left

[keen sparrow]

It only damages arms. Thank fuck

[winged mica]

Blacked out arms with 3 throax

[keen sparrow]

My favourite part is he coded it for the damage to be on by default. So anyone installing for the first time is in for a surprise because spt users read less than gamma users

[winged mica]

Lmao it actually splinters your arm

[keen sparrow]

I actually think it has some good balance flavour to it. you wanna break into that marked room? better have a splint and some healing.

[cyan garnet]

Just killed a rouge and picked up his mpx

Bro had no sight on the rail

You just know he would of still headtapped me with it if he had the chance

[keen sparrow]

Or birdeye's SR25/RSASS having only scope rings, no scope

[cyan garnet]

Just jumped on first raid head eyed by some rouge angry i smoked his friends, load in as a scav to try and get my kit and keep getting disconnected from the server like 4 times till I give up

[soft coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1400196251034849404/1415623534130237461/20250911_120145.jpg?ex=68c3e1a7&is=68c29027&hm=58932373277cd0cf996e6e3e9d9eb9137fc6767472a5744fb54806dca64bec40&=&format=webp&width=1128&height=846

[cyan garnet]

We're off to a solid start tonight

[keen sparrow]

your uh... radiator might be. um. yeah.

[soft coral]

can't park there mate

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1400196251034849404/1415623533530320906/20250911_120200.jpg?ex=68c3e1a7&is=68c29027&hm=86fc0895f32cf7acf552f1d2916df9ae2acc8bfa5e0aa58074ee213055fc3d52&=&format=webp&width=635&height=846

for those wondering its a mercedes w211

[stark torrent]

minor damage

a good polish and its brand new

[soft coral]

its just a scratch on the paint mate

[brittle sinew]

My Satsuma in My Summer Car:

[soft coral]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400196251034849404/1415601798315638794/20250911_033528.mp4?ex=68c3cd69&is=68c27be9&hm=ad24493dfac970749f09a46f08a861be8811a8a999c829bf1fece163ffda8394& forgot to post the vid
@brittle sinew @stark torrent @keen sparrow @cyan garnet

[viral egret]

EV fire?

[brittle sinew]

Oh yeah that's definitely my Satsuma in msc

[stark torrent]

bruuh

[soft coral]

bro are you blind

[viral egret]

yes?

[soft coral]

I can tell

[viral egret]

no shit sherlock my grandma has better eyesight than me

[soft coral]

its bulgaria thers like so little evs here
its 99% diesel and gasoline

[viral egret]

i see a fire im pinning it on tesla owners

their cars burn for literally 4 days straight because of the stupid batteries

[soft coral]

no the car that burned down is a Mercedes Benz W211 with the inline 4 motor

[viral egret]

you can submerge it in water and that shit reignites after

[soft coral]

scroll up and see the pics mate

[viral egret]

damn
is it the dissasembled one

[keen sparrow]

https://health.howstuffworks.com/mental-health/human-nature/perception/eye.htm#:~:text=The anatomy of the eye&text=Scattered light from the object,interprets what the object is.

[soft coral]

its burned down not disassembled are you genuinely retarded or taking the piss?

[viral egret]

oh nevermind now i see what you meant

[soft coral]

yesterday at 3:35 the car either exploded or something caused a bang which I heard an woke up
then like 2/3 minutes later the firemen were screaming so I got up and saw the car up in huge flames

[viral egret]

jesus hopefully nobody got hurt or was around it

[soft coral]

as far as I know , no

[viral egret]

that's good atleast

[soft coral]

there were 2 cars parked next to it which thankfully didn't catch fire

considering the front burned first , most likely faulty wiring or something got short circuited

[keen sparrow]

Oh, i wanted to post this but images were restricted

Best internet interaction i’ve had in the last 30 days

[ancient marsh]

Bro you're saying that but it looks like the fucking camera has astigmatism

[soft coral]

its because the windows have a mesh

[ancient marsh]

I didnt even know that was possible

[ancient marsh]

God bless online interactions
Also his name is fucking moonman no way

[keen sparrow]

This guy was asking how to use a mod without downloading and installing it

Was so retarded i wanted to eat my fucking eyelashes

[vivid dawn]

[fast garden]

We have embeds

Chat why is there a 10 second slow mode on tarkov channel

There’s no one here but us old men

[soft coral]

true actually

at most 6/7 people in the channel equally shitting on the game

[stark torrent]

it was prob to stop spam lemme fix that

[fast garden]

And you won’t escape from 4:3 fortnite color settings

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

me and the boys when we spot a lvl 6 trying to get Jaeger's Letter for the 5th time on Woods

[soft coral]

me , @stark torrent and @compact knoll out and about

(artyom will die in aprox 30 seconds from someone in a bush)

@stark torrent @viral egret @hollow patrol @fast garden @cyan garnet @vivid dawn @keen sparrow @brittle sinew

quality from instagram once again

fun fact the song is Bulgarian

[hollow patrol]

classic

[soft coral]

when I used to go to uni bus drivers would stop for coffee and Banica on teh side of the road constantly

[brittle sinew]

I wouldn't even hate tbh, man needs a lunch break too

[soft coral]

such a nation cannot be destroyed

IT WAS 7 IN THE MORNING

[brittle sinew]

Man needs his breakfast ☕ 🚬

[soft coral]

tru tru

[soft coral]

mom asked me to go buy this @compact knoll @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

Car did it again gg

[stark torrent]

Chevy

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[native crypt]

try beating it

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @keen sparrow @vivid dawn

[stark torrent]

Language 0 Understanding 100

[soft coral]

I cant mate

for the pas 30 minutes ive been scrolling 99% russian reels

I'm dying laughing

[native crypt]

got that parachute

[ancient marsh]

leopard blimp it's called

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

I was gonna ask if that was elephant underwear

[soft coral]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @native crypt @stark torrent @brittle sinew @hollow patrol

oh lord I'm crying

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

he got them dogs out

[fast garden]

WHY ARE THEY SO LONG

[soft coral]

v

[stark torrent]

Wtf

[soft coral]

lord

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

is this what russians do all day

[ancient marsh]

no, we do your mother all day

[native crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/832984821617786901/994385873141506149/ezgif-7-3523b2b425.gif

[ancient marsh]

"unprompted" fucking lmao

how Trump was moving after that

[native crypt]

kamala trying not to be eaten by the wendigo while she was vp

[fast garden]

And the soonest opening to have it looked at when I called yesterday was on Monday at 1pm at the Chevy dealership

I’ve quite possibly been played

Straight up duped

[stark torrent]

I really dont want u to find out Chevys are garbage

Hopefully its some ez fix but weird af

[fast garden]

My dad has had his Chevy truck for a little while now and hasnt had anything bad like this happen

Thought I was in good hands

Car genuinely trying to kill me

[stark torrent]

Is it an old chevy

Chevys made good shit until 2010s then they got ass like Dodge

Chrysler was always dog

Fords saw better days but they are still.better

GM and Cadillac is a surprise they still exist lmao

Piles of rolling shit

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-nikita-buyanov-tarkov-eft-wipe-tarkov-gif-2717812975105508943

also wtf is that title

just random ass words bitch be looking like a pornhub title

[fast garden]

No it’s newer

[stark torrent]

well nothing u can do sadly, hopefully they find out whats wrong at the dealer

when my car did that it was bad fuel pump wires

they had bad contacts

[fast garden]

BUT I GET PERMAD

LOOOOOOK

LOOOOOOK AT THE STATE OF THE REDDIT DUDE

I can apparently appeal it after 30 days

But like

Thats fucking retarded

[compact knoll]

just make a new account

[fast garden]

Meh

Apparently I can get my whole Reddit account banned for ban evasion or something

And while it doesn’t really matter that much

I don’t want to worry about

[stark torrent]

surely they will track you down , you car breaking down is the Nikita's Cultist EMP targeting you

do not fuck with the anticheat update

[compact knoll]

than make a new one?

[fast garden]

So either I get unbanned after appeal or not and either way I don’t care because there are zero people worth interacting with in that sub

[stark torrent]

tarkov anticheat came from not detecting flying instakill cheaters to orbital canon you while on your way to work

[fast garden]

Friend was about to try to get compactGUI to work with tarkov and I stopped him

Like I don’t even want to know what that could fuck up

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

oke

[fast garden]

imma keep it a buck witchu cheif i do not recognize what those voicelines are from

i feel like its a game i may have played

but i dont know

and maybe im wrong

[pallid bolt]

almost certain that's from MW2, MW3, or MW4

[fast garden]

man

i miss those

[pallid bolt]

that voice actor is familiar

[fast garden]

it is very MW2 coded

and by MW4 do you mean cod4

or MW2019

[pallid bolt]

cod4

[soft coral]

understandable
gun head ❤️

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

with love ofc

[wintry ridge]

hunting rifle throat

[low iris]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif?ex=68c4a8aa&is=68c3572a&hm=4b3540b34c9a0038eea63d3380a9ff86ba430cc2b914ca2c40d52d7c223ca164&

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[wintry ridge]

m700 ivan's left testicle

[keen sparrow]

you could've stitched together any string of words

and what do you go do

[keen sparrow]

man's took this too seriously

[fast garden]

[young oasis]

I had someone with a thermal or some shit tracking me it was evil. Almost got away except he nailed my gut.

[pallid bolt]

slickers instead of the cleaning kit in the stock

I'd like to have a 20 inch AR-15 but the barrels are so expensive for some reason

[keen sparrow]

My suppresor has a foreskin

[viral egret]

whats the issue with that

[cyan garnet]

Its naked factory raid with glock 18c and impact nade time

[soft coral]

wasting money on the glock tbh

[soft coral]

other channels have slowmode and we dont

another win for #💣tarkov-released

[cyan garnet]

nah it's fun

[winged mica]

What in the M16A4

[keen sparrow]

can't wait to banzai charge tagilla with this shit once SPT gets labyrinth

[lethal vault]

i wanna see some cursed but amazing gun builds

[keen sparrow]

not too terrible. first person hands flying through your face is kind of annoying though

cursed. but amazing...

gave the bipod the RK-1 B25U 'grippose' because back when i made this Bipods weren't deployable yet.

[stark torrent]

make m1 garand

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

thee after he trades his Chevy for a 99s Chevelle

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

they made that peugot seem like a fuckng gt3rs bro

insane marketing strategy

[fast garden]

Brand new 2025 Chevy with less than 3k miles on it trying to kill
Me versus the basedmobile

[soft coral]

Once I get my license I get a choice of a couple of cars
either a golf 4 , a passat b5 , a honda civic 6th gen , a mercedes w211 or a bmw e60 one of the gasoline models

NOTHING ELSE

thats universal in the balkans

parts for these cards cost fucking pennies theres so many of em

@fast garden @stark torrent

WHAT IS THATTT

ALOOO

WHAT. IS . THATTTTTT

LOOOOKA

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094749

Holy man

[soft coral]

bitch is so fat her profile counts as 3 women

[fast garden]

At least try to take a photo that doesn’t make you look that rotund

[stark torrent]

if she fills 75% of the profile pic bubble it's a problem

[soft coral]

Lord jesus

[fast garden]

She hitting that pose in that sticker

Look

[stark torrent]

im saving money this year and imma get bike licence and a bike

and if i dont get bitches even then , then imma just kill myself

[soft coral]

I'm insta unmatching that ...thing\

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

unmatched

my phone became 10 kilo lighter

god bless

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

Caseoh’s long lost cousin

[soft coral]

casey

[ancient marsh]

She takes 4 swipes to reject bro I can't

[soft coral]

whats even more hilarious is I matched with her right as I was listening to the god of war ost @fast garden @stark torrent
shit felt like a boss battle

[fast garden]

I have no idea how she snuck into your matches SOMEBODY must have noticed the bridge troll sneaking past the defenses

[soft coral]

she was dropped behind enemy lines

[fast garden]

Off a cargo plane maybe

[soft coral]

more like a nuke

[stark torrent]

The enemy is being reinforced with a dreadnought

[soft coral]

the amount of misogyny here is off the charts

andrew tate would be proud

[fast garden]

Nonono

It’s not misogynistic

What’s the uh

Kanye tweet

[soft coral]

true true

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

that isnt a woman

[stark torrent]

i mean fuck it , being fat is just bad

[soft coral]

its a anor londo boss

[stark torrent]

it doesnt help your health, your image , nothing

invest in yourself

and i dont mean food

[viral egret]

i was gonna get a dirtbike

it wasnt very legal dirtbike so we didnt buy it

[stark torrent]

sir you are 15 , all you gonna get is dirt on your bike

[viral egret]

shit was stolen or something, no documents on it

[ancient marsh]

We dont hate women, we hate ugly people

Thats universal, and anyone who disagrees is lying

[soft coral]

so u hate yourself?

[viral egret]

i can literally take courses and get a 125cc

[stark torrent]

aaa da da , alea mici

[fast garden]

He plays tarkov so

[viral egret]

driving school and courses

[ancient marsh]

Every pro- fat positivity retard uses "fat" as an insult against people who disagree with them

[stark torrent]

worse

[viral egret]

se merita daca vrei sa inveti de mic

[stark torrent]

he plays ARENA

[ancient marsh]

We're just honest

[soft coral]

da da fasule mattii

[stark torrent]

fasolea matii

your mothers beans

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

Borderlands 4 is alright so far

Aside from the ABYSMAL performance

[soft coral]

CMON MAN I WANT MY DVDS TO ARRIVE

ALO

border patrol stole em

[fast garden]

Since I for some reason don’t have work today I guess I’m goin to be playing more BL4

[soft coral]

big latinas four?

[fast garden]

We know what bro has on the mind

[ancient marsh]

They made sequels?

[soft coral]

bitch gave me a debuff

[fast garden]

4 whole tortas

[stark torrent]

70 buccks

im good for now

[soft coral]

we torent @stark torrent

in game

ofc

[fast garden]

Yeah I got it off cdkeys for a bit cheaper

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Got a lot of weight on your chest

[fast garden]

Downside to that is no refunds

[ancient marsh]

I disapprove

[soft coral]

iedy are torents legal or illegal in Romania

here they are legal

in fact they are encouraged

[stark torrent]

i have no clue

so i guess we do not care

[soft coral]

u never researched that ?

[ancient marsh]

Third world nation, like Brazil

[soft coral]

OMG

THEY RECIEVED IT

ALOOOOOOOOOOOO

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

maybe they deliver today?

[stark torrent]

top answer

[soft coral]

theres your answer

here for 95% of bulgarians if you tell someone I wanna buy a dvd for a movie or Iwant to get a CD they will tell you
"are you retarded just go to [REDACTED FOR DISCORD TOS AND LEGAL REASONS] website and download it from there man"

@stark torrent @fast garden

Glory to our beautiful nation

[fast garden]

Bro looks like an antique collector for even wanting a CD

[soft coral]

I bought 3 man

watchu on about

[fast garden]

“Look at this weirdo he isn’t downloading it from [REDACTED]”

[soft coral]

one day itunes/tidal/spotify servers will emplode and everyone will loose their shit meanwhile I Would have my 100+ CD collection and be a happy guy

[fast garden]

I don’t disagree with the thought process

I miss my physical media

[soft coral]

my favourite kinds of retards are the ones that go "why do you need this when u can torent it whats the point"
I love it so much yes you absolute brainless mongoloid that fails to understand the concept of collecting stuff as a hobby

@stark torrent emag has movies but without bulgarian subs or even english audio

-5 points for Emag

SIR

110 lei ALO

scammers

[viral egret]

thats like 20 usd

[soft coral]

hawk ptu

[viral egret]

2 cds

10 usd per cd

[soft coral]

hmmm

ok maybe its fair price

search romanian shops for movies

website loads for 2 minutes

I can smell the pentium 2 cpu that the server has

[viral egret]

probably doesnt even have a cpu

powered by 6 guys running on bikes

[soft coral]

@viral egret do you really have no shops that sell DVDS?

[viral egret]

dude idont even know if we have pc shops

[soft coral]

[viral egret]

if u go to a antiques shop maybe

[soft coral]

Romanias economy is single-handedly being ran by Emag Kaufland and Lidl

[viral egret]

otherwise the only dvds u find here anymore is the shit u get from school

to teach u abouit dinosaurs

i still have those dvds

from 1st grade

[soft coral]

I have mine from english class

UNIT ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
LISTENING EXERCISE 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
PART ONE 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
@stark torrent

peak shit

I gave those dvds to my grandma to make chandeleirs to keep birds out of the balcony

[fast garden]

For the fact that the game doesn’t look much different in quality from borderlands 3, 4 runs like turbo ass

Certified UE5 classic

[soft coral]

ima go turbo on your ass

[fast garden]

I have a i7-13700kf and a 4070ti and I’m scraping by barely getting an inconsistent 50fps with DLSS set to performance

like bro

its borderlands

what the hell

settings on medium

some features off

this game runs like ASS

thank fuck for lossless helping out a bit

[native crypt]

are you also on 1440 res

[fast garden]

heres the part wherei get jumped

i play borderless windowed

but i have a 4k monitor

so thats what im stuck with

but im just saying

if i can get stable 80+ fps in fucking streets of tarkov

i expect nothing less than that in other games

[native crypt]

i love technology 😋

always just gets worse

[soft coral]

ok so most likely its not arriving today

in amazon website by arriving today they mean in the country probably
because the package is currently with our local courier services in a town on the other side of the country on the western side

I doubt they'll be able to deliver it within one day considering they have other parcels too

kinda misleading but such is life

nepals next leader was selected on discord @native crypt @fast garden @viral egret @stark torrent @ancient marsh

AYOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

yeah

king ggs

[soft coral]

Peak

cant wait for the next bulgarian president to be decided over a CS1.6 1v1 tournament

[native crypt]

peak

[soft coral]

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/09/11/world/asia/nepal-protest-genz-discord.html

[viral egret]

lmfaoo

[soft coral]

its crazy how much politicians are unaware of what united people on the internet are capable of

[viral egret]

shit like solving murders

didnt redditors solve murders before

[soft coral]

they have

4chan too

theyve found criminals and all sorts of shit

[viral egret]

4chan solves murders posted on their own site

[soft coral]

another peak facebook meme

[cyan garnet]

serious question tho

Is arena good or not even worth trying ?

[soft coral]

everything made by BSG except the soundtrack is shit

[cyan garnet]

[soft coral]

chat maybe we go to nepal

@cyan garnet @viral egret @native crypt @stark torrent @fast garden

close enough , welcome back funy moustache guy

Wtf is going in nepal

[viral egret]

he got a lil inspired

[native crypt]

if i were a little Nepalese guy this would probably hype me up

[soft coral]

WTFFFFF

RENEW THE RIGHTS YA DAFT BASTARDS

YA CUNTS

[stark torrent]

did u take the extended edition

[soft coral]

nah this is on prime

they have the hobbit but lotr rights expired

im getting the dvds anyway

[soft coral]

Lord jesus they set the entire parlament on fire

[stark torrent]

sir

if falco sees this

https://tenor.com/view/political-tww-starboard-politics-gif-18079403

[soft coral]

oh shit

sorry mate my bad

[viral egret]

SPT moment

got my drako

[soft coral]

ye ok King Von

[viral egret]

why tf his toes out

[cyan garnet]

3 gpus in like 5 scavs from the same pc block in reserve??? this one computer is my sole source of funds rn

[viral egret]

@ioedy

@stark torrent factory got me going in with the fucking taliban kit

ak with a random vest

the ak being a draco

wtf

[ancient marsh]

Mp7 front sight is okay but the ammo leaves something to be desired

[stark torrent]

get lickin

[keen sparrow]

Get the honda

Very modular, plenty of after-market shit, super easy to work on

[ancient marsh]

You have no license?

[soft coral]

i dont

i walk everywhere or take bus

bulgarian towns are small

[keen sparrow]

Can confirm

Having lived in Portland for most of my adult life, where public transit is cheap, and dependable, yeah i haven’t needed a license until a year ago.

Trimet was badass actually. Every bus stop getting serviced by a bus every 15 minutes is insanely good for a city of portland’s size.

[ancient marsh]

How are you this interested in cars then bro

[soft coral]

?????

actual retarded question

@stark torrent @viral egret

[keen sparrow]

That’s like asking europeans why they’re gun nuts or war thunder players why they like military vehicles

[keen sparrow]

yeah that's what

[soft coral]

awww man i remember this

[keen sparrow]

a Maserati?

[soft coral]

its a benz

gt

[keen sparrow]

regardless

[soft coral]

they have like 700/800 horses i think

[keen sparrow]

Maserati have the ugly fish gill grill too

[vivid dawn]

Tiny pp energy

[keen sparrow]

ANYWAYS

fuck that guy

with like, barbed wire and salt

[soft coral]

@stark torrent me and this girl i went out with
"especially because i have a fat ass"
"yes im jealous"
@vivid dawn @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

good luck getting work done on it. Mercedes engineers hate mechanics/techs

[soft coral]

cars like THAT u dont work on u just take them to service center

[keen sparrow]

oh you need that timing belt replaced?

[vivid dawn]

As long as she doesnt wear leather skin tight snd weighs over 100kg dats fine

[soft coral]

ive talked about this girl in offtopic retard

shes like 60 kilo

short with a huge rack

[keen sparrow]

ec-fucking scuse me

[soft coral]

I said what i said

[keen sparrow]

not you

this servers fucking auto bot

[soft coral]

riight

[keen sparrow]

k so we'll need to drop your BIG ANGRY T WORD THAT MEANS TRANSMISSSION TO NORMAL PEOPLE, take out the radiator front bumper, most of your front suspension....

[soft coral]

why this bro have a pfp of a chinese woman

alo

[keen sparrow]

why not?

[vivid dawn]

I remember this

[keen sparrow]

those leggings are hard carrying her rn

literally and figuratively

[soft coral]

thats a unit right there

her weight is standart measure for a planet

ok bye we go watch hobbit with dad

[vivid dawn]

Poggies

[keen sparrow]

Probably emits hawking radiation due to all that mass

[soft coral]

man i cant wait for the 4k dvds to arrive so i can watch absolite cinema peak with dad

12 hours of AWESOME

[stark torrent]

● Increased the maximum offer slots on Flea Market to 2;
● Returned the full Peacekeeper and Jaeger LL4 item range;
● Increased the experience multiplier for finishing a raid with the "Killed in Action" or "Missing in Action" status.

we getting m80 i hope

not that im gonna play im just gonna spam m61 crafts until i get 5000 rounds again

[ancient marsh]

a woman after ivans heart

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/eggs-glitch-infinite-infinite-egg-egg-glitch-gif-10884694517553481964

^these mfs taste in games

I’m no better, dw

I have as many hours in final fantasy 14 as some of you do in eft

That’s peak brainrot

[stark torrent]

oh yeah

[keen sparrow]

And it was in 2.5 years, not the 10 eft has been out

[soft coral]

chat we go out with woman again @keen sparrow @stark torrent @fast garden

[viral egret]

good luck

may you win in life

[soft coral]

i try

shes got a fat rack so im already winning

Gypsies are having ANOTHER wedding
3 jn 5 days @stark torrent

my lawyer said not to speak

[keen sparrow]

My prayers go with you sir. Godspeed.

[soft coral]

blasting rocky soundtrack @keen sparrow

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRwCldJCinU&list=RDRRwCldJCinU&start_radio=1

[stark torrent]

at this point u went out 3 times u cant fumble this even if u tried bulgar man

@compact knoll

[keen sparrow]

AYO

[stark torrent]

what the

[keen sparrow]

my mouse glided over the VC for a second and my monkey brain had neurons activate

[stark torrent]

holyyy

[keen sparrow]

he's in the VC lmaoooo

did you get a good look?

[soft coral]

4*

[ancient marsh]

Gathering evidence

[keen sparrow]

Judging by someone drawing amine OC with massive tig old biddies

if i had to give benefit of the doubt maybe it was for reference??

Do i have anything else better to do than stalk a VC? My son is asleep, so no.

[soft coral]

love the taxis that are pure white from so much driving @stark torrent

[hallow stream]

the game development money in question:

NOBODY GETTING PAID THE NEXT 4 MONTHS

[stark torrent]

BattleStateGames files for profit loss every year

Dmitry and Nikita give themselves 2 mil pounds bonuses

Nothing to see here

[cyan garnet]

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-loud-scream-girl-kid-hispanic-girl-gif-3761151244536557927

[hallow stream]

guys we dont have money to make good anti cheaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt

the pictures I post on instagram:

[keen sparrow]

Seen that video of him eating caviar on a small yacht?

Alex Jones lookin ass. me and all my homies lowkey hate nikita

actually no, that's rude to alex, Alex Jones has lost a ton of weight recently

[winged mica]

Didnt he buy and sell it same day

[keen sparrow]

or maybe it was just a rental

[wintry ridge]

its the call of duty sight :D

[ancient marsh]

that's so fuckin bad

[keen sparrow]

is it?

[ancient marsh]

yeah so many useless cluttering elements

basically everything in the lower half can be removed

[keen sparrow]

Well, i think it's fine.

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @viral egret

[compact knoll]

God bless him

[soft coral]

aha

so this bitch hasnt kissed me yet
but lended me the keys to her apartment to feed the foken cat
@stark torrent @compact knoll

what did she mean by this

[ancient marsh]

it's your chance

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[compact knoll]

Show the pussy when you feed him

[ancient marsh]

or the tv after you steal it

[stark torrent]