💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

we got turbo lion vs small dog'ed on teamfight

for like 3 games straight

[golden trout]

2080ti good enough? Lmao

[ancient marsh]

my best kd was like 4/7

[stark torrent]

CPU is the most importnat part

Yeah that one is fine

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

yes

[golden trout]

I OCd my 8700k to 5ghz

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent tigz 4090 i9 13900kf 32 gb DDR5 31 fps at kaban compound incident of 2024

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

you can play the game, but frames will drop overall , especially on streets

right now X3D CPUs from AMD are the best things u can get

for Tarkov especially and other games

and 32 gb ram

[floral orbit]

so you need me

I will come in like 1 hour

[ancient marsh]

no? then we would have lost 100%

wait wtf @stark torrent @floral orbit the 100 kills ref quest counts regular pve kills

[stark torrent]

they fucked up the whole quest sync between pvp pve and arena

[ancient marsh]

or they made it so pve players NEVER have to lose a fight

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh I have to play 2 cs games with my neighbour

[fast garden]

“Have to”

[floral orbit]

unless I do it he will pester me

[floral orbit]

I mean

I could hit him

but we don't beat kids in romania

[fast garden]

Lame

[fast garden]

They purposely make the pve quests piss easy to appease the children

[floral orbit]

sir

[fast garden]

[floral orbit]

damn

cs is dog now

no more racist ppl

sad

[ancient marsh]

been for like 5-6 years man

[floral orbit]

nah

2023 cs2 release

2 years💀

[ancient marsh]

before that even

[floral orbit]

csgo was good

[ancient marsh]

naw

[floral orbit]

rage bait

[hallow stream]

all the cs are shit

at the release

then fix themselves after

look at the pattern

[fast garden]

I liked playing when the p250 one tapped helmets

[ancient marsh]

3 years after cs release the game was at its arguable peak in gaming culture

cs2 is still a fucking hunk of dogshit

that rugpulled its players

[floral orbit]

this one was bad

still cheaters in premier at the top ranks

[hallow stream]

you realize

csgo also just

had cheaters everywhere

the difference is now you can tell whos cheating because they are all playing premier

like if they banned top 100 premier thats 100 cheaters gone

[ancient marsh]

me and sween played non-prime (because cs took away my fucking prime for 0 reason, you had to log into cs2 within 6 months of its release or you lose your prime)
and we got rage hacked 2 games in a row

one of the games we had a hackerr and enemy had 2

blatant spinbotters

[hallow stream]

yea it be like that

i do agree valve should make a anti cheat

but realistically

nothing changed

the same cheaters played csgo the same cheaters play cs2

all the problems of cs2 release have been fixed, besides them introducing all the classic maps

cobblestone

[floral orbit]

csgo cheaters were smarter

[ancient marsh]

which are?

the problems

[hallow stream]

no the fuck

theyre JUST as retarded

ive had so many cheaters play against me in premier with obvious walls shooting thru smokes and missing all their shots

[floral orbit]

silent aim was a big thing and people actually hid their walls

[hallow stream]

then they turn on aimbot cus theyre mad

[floral orbit]

not they just spin and you die

[hallow stream]

yea in public matches they do

theres ppl who go thousands of games without getting banned too

[floral orbit]

who gives a fuck about public tho

[hallow stream]

but the same issues were in csgo

so nothing changed besides the map pool getting smaller

[floral orbit]

in go we had the manual bad thing

[hallow stream]

which is the main issue

need more maps

where my cobblestone

[floral orbit]

and anticheat

[hallow stream]

[fast garden]

When I’m lowkey chilling but I get hit by that Psilent

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

HEHEHEHEEEEEEEE

[keen sparrow]

takedown bag my beloved

BiS backpack

especially with an LBT-1961

faintingcouch.gif

[fast garden]

Idk about BIS

Like there’s 4 GOAT bags imo

Hotdog, mechanism, peanut, Paratus

[ancient marsh]

no

the tasmanian tiger is BIS

no doubt about it

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

“Ascended one”

“Will cheaters get vac bans”

Asking the real questions

[floral orbit]

ping error kicks me out but I have below 60 ping

happens again my game crashes

Nikita rope your balls sir

[cyan garnet]

1.0 ready

[stark torrent]

They really think anyone gives a fuck about their signed posters

Yes i want posters signed by the guy that made Test Drive

[floral orbit]

fix your fucking game

arena crashed in load screen

where refund?

[fast garden]

If I find that man

If any tarkov player finds that man

[stark torrent]

POV : Sween

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[floral orbit]

didn't skip leg day

[vivid dawn]

Shits where to scared to go to Gamescom

Germany to woke

Or where they there this time ?

I havent seen aynthing

Missed my chance to throw shit at Nikita again

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

ARENA IS IN ITS WORST STATE EVER

didn't mean to all caps but it applies

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/9CpPb14dXn

[ancient marsh]

NOT ONLY

is the audio fucking dogshit awful unacceptable should get you sued for 50 billion dollars

but the fucking servers had 20% PACKET LOSS \

and multiple people except me from both teams would get kickedd every fucking game

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

like

LOOOOOOKA

THIS BULLSHIT ALL FUCKING DAY

FUCKING

💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣 💣

i hit my keyboard for the first time in like 3 years and broke a small leg on the bottom

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

wtff

[ancient marsh]

SURELY NO CURIOUS .EXE FILES RUNNING ON HIS PC

[fast garden]

Hmmmm

I’m seeing a lot of posts on Reddit where people have discovered how disgusting PE 9x21 is

[ancient marsh]

wym

dogshit ammo

[fast garden]

Xal when the ammo isn’t 60 pen 100 damage:

[ancient marsh]

dogshit ammo on a dogshit gun

[ancient marsh]

yeah sadly if it isn't that it's fucking useless cause there are just better options that aren't much harder to obtain

[fast garden]

This is unfortunately true

[ancient marsh]

80 dmg 15 pen

what are we talking about man

[fast garden]

Leg ammo obviously

The bonus characteristics of the ammo are very nice

Iirc it’s a lvl 1 ammo

You can buy a shit ton of it and the only viable leg/flesh type ammo that’s any cheaper is buckshot

Obviously not for arena

[ancient marsh]

young man no one fucking uses leg meta

[fast garden]

Not what I’m talking about here

It’s very consistent

[ancient marsh]

but its stats are crazy for leg meta, it's the same stats as 762 39 hp

[fast garden]

That’s a fake bullet and you know it

[ancient marsh]

consistently inferior to just running like ps or sth

[ancient marsh]

it's real when a scav shoots me thru soft armor and one taps me

[fast garden]

That’s why it got it’s damage nerfed from 85 to 80

[fast garden]

For 9x21?

Or do you just mean any other weapon

[ancient marsh]

bro im checking the stats

holy overnerf

why is this entire caliber fucking dogshit

when its needed to be ran for kappa

what the fuck are these stats

[fast garden]

That one clip where I fought the tagilla mask guy on lighthouse with 7.62 PS

[ancient marsh]

7u4 prapor lvl 3 53 dmg 27 pen

[fast garden]

It’s a fucking toy gun unfortunately

[ancient marsh]

zubilo prapor 4 49 dmg 38 pen

[fast garden]

PE is the only way to kill people

[ancient marsh]

BT craft only after its test drive quest = 52 dmg 32 pen

[fast garden]

Remember when 9x21 used to be really good

[ancient marsh]

actually fucking unacceptable

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

(It was only for a pistol)

[ancient marsh]

yeah ps had like 28 pen

bt was 63dmg 39 pen

like actually a mini v al

[fast garden]

Yeah that ammo was disgusting for a pistol

[ancient marsh]

similar stats to SPP

higher pen less dmg

[fast garden]

Back then pistols were a topic for debate (for some reason)

[ancient marsh]

spp is 68 35

[fast garden]

And the sr1mp was the goat

[ancient marsh]

yeah i remember people actually unironically used the sr1mp

[fast garden]

Then they nuked the fuck out of the ammo when the sr2m came out

[fast garden]

Unironically felt better than some DMR

[ancient marsh]

i genuinely don't know how the gunshot sounds

on the sr1mpo

[fast garden]

I only really know suppressed tbh

It’s like a very high treble “plap” loud if that makes sense

[stark torrent]

Haedcore removed now

Cant get it

[ancient marsh]

I saw this message as a notification and got excited

Fuck yourself man

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

hey im retarded what gives you that performance overlay in the left corner

and does it have options to show frame timing etc

its msi afterburner yeah?

[pallid bolt]

yes it is shitterburner

[fast garden]

i downloaded it and didnt like it so i blew it up

[pallid bolt]

good

[keen sparrow]

reading "you don't own EFT yet, you just pre-ordered it 8 years ago" hurt

[keen sparrow]

i'm watching him rn, lmao

[winged mica]

3 years ago for me

I dont know what made me get EOD

[wintry ridge]

pistols are kinda mid now too

theres not really a reason to use one over just carrying an smg

other than stirrup

[vivid dawn]

That would imply they can give me a Steam key since i pre ordered and its my prefered plattform

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent back to work suckah

[ancient marsh]

🍟 >>> 🛍️

[cyan garnet]

You have to purchase the $500 true believer steam edition

open game on steam
it opens the bsg launcher
you know this is what's going to happen

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent checked kiba on pve and there is legit 1 gun on the wall

a scar

[cyan garnet]

Its so shit in pve there was like 1 tier 5 plate in the other day

[stark torrent]

End myself rn

[ancient marsh]

put the knowledge into the kids lil bro

[compact knoll]

i have a really funny joke that i can not tell

[native crypt]

Put down the red paca

[stark torrent]

Education system rn is collapsing holy shit

Im literally gonna start being a farmer

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

i swear dude every year

it takes them at least a month to get shit on track

[viral egret]

too bad only 1 to 8th grade education is used for most of life unless ur a mathematician or anything that needs advanced math

[stark torrent]

its worse rn , im not gonna rant but it aint good

Romanian Education system rn is in free fall , god save us all

[ancient marsh]

so that's why sween

nvm

IN A VIDEO GAME

[floral orbit]

good

hope it burns and it dies

dogshit for years

all teachers should get a psychiatric evaluation cause some are fucking retarded

[floral orbit]

hmm?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[floral orbit]

I know that's you job but some of your colleagues are mentally ill

@stark torrent tu predai la liceu sau la gimnaziala?

[stark torrent]

gimn

nah ai dreptate cat de cat si eu inca o urasc p-aia de fizica din liceu

moare aia daca aude ca suntem colegi

[floral orbit]

:)))))))))

si mai ai fosile de 70 de ani care inca predau

lasa-i ba pe astia tineri

sa scada varsta de pensionare la profesori la 60 sau dq stie

si sa ii lase pe astia tineri

[stark torrent]

da, unii mor la catedra

altii nu au inlocuitori nu mai vrea nimeni sa se faca prof de chimie

de exemplu

[floral orbit]

da si cu ce te ajuta ora aia daca nu mergi pe bio-chimie specific

si eu am facut chimie la mate-info si nu am invatat nimic:)))

nici nu m-a intrebat nici dracu pana acuma daca stiu chimie

[stark torrent]

si eu am avut mate si la filologie si m-a durut in carici

plm , trebuie sa le iasa norma de ore ca sa ia salariul

sistemul e de vina aici , proful se duce unde ii spune programa

ca sa-si ia salariul

[floral orbit]

profa de logica preda economia la noi la liceu

ne citea saraca din carte si noi ne bagam pla ca nu ne interesa

[stark torrent]

pai si acum din cauza schimbarilor am avut pe unul de info care a luat ore de muzica si desen ca sa-si faca 20 ore norma

[floral orbit]

da sistemul e vai de el

aia batrani in pensie

astia tineri sa vina si sa le dai sa isi faca norma

[stark torrent]

asa ar trebui

[floral orbit]

la facultate aveam unu de vreo 70 de ani la design grafic cred

[ancient marsh]

Nothing honey

Dw abt it

Omw to uni

@floral orbit

Left home and started commute at 15:20

Last class ends at 19:35

[floral orbit]

don't you have days when class starts at 08:00 and ends at 12:00 but after you have from 14:00 till 20:00 ?

[ancient marsh]

Haven't had that yet, I haven't seen the entire schedule yet even

If that was true I would never go to the morning lecture

You got me fucked all the way up if you think im staying at uni for 2 hours doing fuckall

[floral orbit]

yep

I did the exact same thing

[ancient marsh]

I hope it wasn't an important one

[floral orbit]

still passed

so it was fine

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gun-spin-gif-26539097

@ancient marsh

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-crying-listen-to-me-gif-15157723

[little flame]

SIR

PLEASE KILL URSELF

I CANT SEND IMAGES

IEDY

GIVE ME BACK IMAGE PERMS

IN GAMMA

@stark torrent IN TARKOV CHANNEL*

pls

i gotta post this virgin holy

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/lick-spongebob-meme-spongebob-meme-snail-gif-11908872455029987581

Damn that must suck

[ancient marsh]

Mods flaunting power

Always ended well for dictatorships

[glacial haven]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-escape-from-tarkov-eft-bug-gif-21452116

[fast garden]

fuck this game so happy im not playing it right now

[arctic quartz]

yoo look at this new gun they aded in tarkov ▄︻デ▄═━一

pretty cool right

[ancient marsh]

Locked behind lk

31 pen ammo

[arctic quartz]

yeah

but still new gun

u like it?

the model and shit looks dope

[fast garden]

least content starved tarkov player

[ancient marsh]

Gun isn't actually in the game like it was teased

Shoutout lever action . 308

[arctic quartz]

oh thats fucked

[little flame]

i died to this 10k hour russian prestige 4 streamer guy right off the bat on interchange

iedy doesnt want me to send the screenshot

this is so sad

16 kd too

[arctic quartz]

send

[floral orbit]

yo @ancient marsh are you home?

we need to arena max in like 1 hour

[ancient marsh]

No

But will be in an hour

[dapper grotto]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1dYt_B_2Tg

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1394465565011345509/speed.gif

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/garfuel-sad-cut-it-cry-emotional-gif-15394302386385381859

finished punisher and sbih on LH

freedom for now...

[floral orbit]

sir

are you ok?

@ancient marsh @stark torrent my gopniks, ready to arena?

[hallow stream]

"freedom for now" until he pings 2 people and says hop on arena

[stark torrent]

https://medal.tv/ro/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/l13NityyViUEWQMIB?invite=cr-MSxFc00sMjk4MTYxMDc&v=120 @fast garden @floral orbit @compact knoll

what are these voicelines man

bro fucking busts one when his leg is broken

at 1:44

[fast garden]

[floral orbit]

what is this game

new lgbtq+ cat girl inclusion

[fast garden]

WHY DOES HE FART IN THAT CLIP LMFAOOOO

[stark torrent]

im tearing up again

farts then BUSS

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bc2k72lRu-A

NIKITAONGMNPODCAST - promo code

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vcz6ZpJeqtI

[floral orbit]

bomb you bomb you

high packet loss

[stark torrent]

by the time i reconnected , they lost the game

insane performance by my teammates

[floral orbit]

bro gone for 7 minutes, why are we losing?

https://tenor.com/view/batman-animated-series-bruce-wayne-cartoon-gif-748915460991043523

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @floral orbit

[ancient marsh]

grown ass man giggling like a schoolgirl

[stark torrent]

tihi

[hallow stream]

#💣tarkov-released message

dishes found in sink

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh u have flea when pvp

[ancient marsh]

WHEN YOUR MO

nv m

didnt ev enmean to caps

uuuuh

we hop on very late is the problem

by the time we finish arena dailies

that's enough for me

[stark torrent]

well we skip arena i guess

i mean whenever u are back from college and me from work etc

[ancient marsh]

yeah like we get on 10pm my time is the issue

[stark torrent]

we'll see

[ancient marsh]

im back home same time tomorrow

19:35

well

like 1hr commute

30 min shower and eat

[stark torrent]

maybe i do the dailies with sween early

[ancient marsh]

are u at work every day

[stark torrent]

i didnt get my schedule yet

[ancient marsh]

so ur not at work yet?

[stark torrent]

i am during mornings but not for many hours

classes start next week

now its just paperwork shit bla bla

[ancient marsh]

yeah yeah put the signature on the paper lil bro

grade the paper unc

[viral egret]

iti urez cel mai mult noroc ca

e jale

[viral egret]

@stark torrent https://youtube.com/shorts/rijcp0sidxI?si=2xKd16M47aR2GqXh

nikita new code

idk how long its available for OR if its streamer only

or if youve redeemed it

[fast garden]

Ayyy man is for task

[ancient marsh]

Thats the ram stick that can run streets

[stark torrent]

FROM @compact knoll

Virgin : oh i better maximise my loadout so i get profit every raid

Versus

Chad : I need to die man i dont have space in my stash

[fast garden]

We posting .12 memes

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh i cant man

[fast garden]

The name really sells it imo

[stark torrent]

i mean i literally told my inner self that if i go from XL to any higher imma just find a strong tree branch

i love food but enough is enough

[ancient marsh]

NAUUUURRR

[ancient marsh]

You say his name you get permad

[stark torrent]

57 euro

@floral orbit

2 EURO PAYMENT FEE

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094749

[fast garden]

How much is the total discount compared to buying them seperate now

[stark torrent]

probably not enough to be worth it anyway

Arena is 37 euro - 46 euro with tax
PVE is 30 euro - 38 euro with tax

Buying the bundle is better

But 72 euros is still not worth it at all lmfao

Or maybe it is , technically you do get two games , Arena and PvE

[compact knoll]

honestly just buy unheard

[stark torrent]

sir that is half my wage

MONTHLY WAGE

oh no wait its not 500

its 25%

that is a fucking lot for a dogshit game

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

[compact knoll]

how much is it if you have default version

200?

[stark torrent]

i think its 210 with tax

more or less depending on area

[compact knoll]

its what 40% of unheard

[stark torrent]

for eod its 70 euros

[compact knoll]

and you also dont get dlcs

[stark torrent]

whic is comically bad

[compact knoll]

and other buffs

[stark torrent]

considering eod alone was 150 +

to ask another 70 to get minimal shit is bad

yeah they will 100% pull a its not DLC from now on

and will sell shit separate regardless

[granite coral]

💱 2,750 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 29.32 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[compact knoll]

30 euro for me

[stark torrent]

to what

[compact knoll]

unheard

[stark torrent]

to upgrade unheard?

[compact knoll]

from eod

its less than second edition

[stark torrent]

listen man imma give you 40 euros

gift me unheard and you keep 10 for urself

[compact knoll]

its only rus edition tho

[stark torrent]

bruh

[compact knoll]

post soviet is half the price yeah

eod was

[granite coral]

💱 5,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 53.30 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:

[compact knoll]

ngl you should get eod/unheard before 1.0

for the free dlcs

yes, nikita, they will buy unheard

shit wrong chat

[arctic quartz]

i could give u 20 000 vietnamese dong if u want

[compact knoll]

i have enough dongs around me as is

[ancient marsh]

Why are you calculating in rouble

[compact knoll]

its rouble on the site

[ancient marsh]

20 years in prison for treason if u buy unheard

And honestly deserved

[ancient marsh]

Bro what

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/rd2zhNbI4kE?si=TsYflK3hYUR-M1LX
@ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden the LH experience, I hope he didn't wait in que for that

[ancient marsh]

No embeds sir

[floral orbit]

sir

click the link

[ancient marsh]

No

Its probably you jerking off

[floral orbit]

you would enjoy that

[ancient marsh]

The bay harbor stretcher is still at large

@floral orbit do you know the bay harbor stretcher lore

I forgot

The reason we dont have image perms for now

[floral orbit]

but like

give perms to eft channel

[ancient marsh]

No

[floral orbit]

we are peaceful

[ancient marsh]

He will post spread open assholes here then lol

[floral orbit]

but make it role based

Iedy can give 300k new roles to ppl

[ancient marsh]

No roles

Already talked about it

Its not a tarkov discord

[floral orbit]

isn't this a restricted channel tho?

[ancient marsh]

And this channel only exists cause iedy

[ancient marsh]

No

[floral orbit]

damn

that sucks

[ancient marsh]

Yeah

I wish there was a tarkov role so I wouldn't @ 50 people each time

Wo I could just @ tarkov

[floral orbit]

aren't you at uni?

go study cockrider

[stark torrent]

try to go Factory to do some punisher 5

6 minute matchmaking

yeah i think im going to helldivers

[fast garden]

hello there sir

i just got back from doctor

el covid

that means game

[stark torrent]

damn really

covid in this day and age

[fast garden]

i would not have known

shit feels like just a bad case of allergies

i am not on deaths door

but i am still out from work

[stark torrent]

[zinc knoll]

Escape from tarkov is coming up to Steam this November?

[ancient marsh]

no

[stark torrent]

maybe

@ancient marsh so PvE was 20 euros before now its 30

they increased the price

[viral egret]

finally home

time to tarkov it

[ancient marsh]

i dont wear glasses at home and whenever i look at your pfp i keep thinking of shamrock malphite

google it

[hallow stream]

from job to job

insane

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit https://youtube.com/shorts/potCxjvsYnM?si=-cdZLWjn7Uyqm0Vf

clip of VeryBadScav

apparently nikita said in forbes interview

start of wipe game is 80/20 pvp/pve

it's 50/50 now

later into wipe*

[stark torrent]

it is believable

not this wipe tho this wipe was 80% pve , 20% nothing

[vivid dawn]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2708280/ESCAPE_FROM_BOYKISSER/

TARKOV ON STEAM

[calm pollen]

BOYKISSER?!

[viral egret]

@stark torrent baaaaaa

l-am gasit pe kolontar

saracu a intrat pe duty

[stark torrent]

KolontARRR

[cyan garnet]

The game about escaping nikitas dungeon

[stark torrent]

go factory
pop stim
busy hands, cant get my gun up

1.0 in november

[fast garden]

iedy cant get it up

his HK has ED

[stark torrent]

where gun

then i died , i twas black screen , and this guy and the other guy were like around me and say on voip

yo is this guy dead i cant loot him

the game was fucked

[fast garden]

1.0 soon fellas

[winged mica]

wait

what

[limpid loom]

cant for for the overwhelmingly negative reviews

[keen sparrow]

From what i've seen of his X posts

he's going to crash tf out

Steam is going to fuck his ass until new holes are made in his lower intestine, and then fuck those too

[cyan garnet]

"Worst game ive ever played, runs like shit constant disconnects plus heaps of cheaters would not recommend to anyone
8000 hours played"

[stark torrent]

Yeah i mean i cant give a bad review myself but it is what it is

It will get bad reviews regardless

Mostly because of lack of events , overly long wipes and the pricing is very high lol

[cyan garnet]

i wouldn't give it a "bad" review

very mixed

i love tarkov but i hate a lot of things about it

[winged mica]

https://youtube.com/shorts/_gqTxJgV1Oc?si=u32NrQXRR8Gpoyud

[stark torrent]

Yeah and quality of updates is not good , a lot of bugs and issues that were never adressed

[winged mica]

What update btw

Any new guns

[ancient marsh]

Thinking about playing tarkov:
Playing tarkov:

[vivid dawn]

Would be cool if i could redeem my key on Steam or get a Steam Key

But they wont do that

No no no no

You gotta buy again

At least they cant scam you with "taxes" on Steam

Unless they just increase every version 60€ in price

[cyan garnet]

Real and true

[ancient marsh]

chad thundercock move

[cyan garnet]

You must purchase the $500 true believer steam edition

[hallow stream]

Going to the next gaming event where nikitas fatass will be and killing him with a pickaxe straight to the brain

[ancient marsh]

calm down

[floral orbit]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1409710/Escape_from_Tatris/
@ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden

[hallow stream]

No

[ancient marsh]

Wym no

[viral egret]

use the kedr on him

[cyan garnet]

Get him with the red rebel

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent I need a friend to play woods with later, want to get that ledex

[ancient marsh]

Idk if woods is a good choice

I didnt find any even on pve

[stark torrent]

damn punisher is going great lol so many

pepegs and one naked guy that tried to impact me

what is more strong, tagilla mask or 50 rounds of ap6.3 from 0 recoil mp5

he still died

[floral orbit]

we found it there this wipe

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent

[wintry ridge]

How much you wanna bet they'll put EOD edition on steam as some limited time pre order

[stark torrent]

[vivid dawn]

[ancient marsh]

They're not THAT blatant with scams

... Right?

[native crypt]

[stark torrent]

from Artyom

[wintry ridge]

Either that or straight up they'll just have EOD and have lied about getting rid of it 4ever with that one sale

[vivid dawn]

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh honey, new bug, if you use pain meds there is a chance you won't be able to use your gun, the game won't let you fire

[ancient marsh]

that's just hand cramps from the opioid addiction

[floral orbit]

happened to Iedy as well

[stark torrent]

yeah honey , Busy Hands is back just in time for 1.0

incredible how GAMMA fixed busy hands happening before Tarkov

[fast garden]

"fixed"

[winged mica]

9x19 6.3 my beloved

[fast garden]

yeah im taking 5.45 PS over that

[winged mica]

Nay

9x19 6.3

[keen sparrow]

"tarkov is a pvp game"

"only pvp gets prestige"

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/potCxjvsYnM

"start of wipe players are 80% pvp-20% pve, mid to late it's 50/50"

[ancient marsh]

Game dead lol

[cyan garnet]

You just know this makes him seeth

[cyan garnet]

Some retard left heaps of good shit in some streets marked room

Classic scav W we so up rn

[fast garden]

And another retard is still playing the game

[little flame]

LMFAOP

died to a scav with 2 hours in the game

he doesnt know not to kill scavs

his scav rep is gonna be funny after the raid

16% survival rate 0.8 kd

lmaoo

[soft coral]

fk this game

[viral egret]

cue me with a -0.3 fence rep

got it to 0.2 now atlerast sincei learned to not

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent what are you doing there alone?

finally succumbed to your illness

[cyan garnet]

You got me

[fast garden]

as much as i want to be prestige 2

hardcore poopy

wipe boring

tarkov channel and helldivers channel seperated by music channel again im gonna explode

[wintry ridge]

Why do they keep fucking with the layout

All the games should be in their own cluster

[lucid lily]

anything keeping yall tarkov masochists a bit further from the democratic zone is good

[wintry ridge]

no poe2 thread

[fast garden]

there used to be

then it died

[wintry ridge]

it died because they fumbled up one of their biggest updates since release

0.3 is goated tho

[little flame]

Rs

Its fun

I still like poe1 more tho

Got my first hinekoras lock this league after 1.3k hours

[stark torrent]

@fast garden for prestige 4 you gotta kill 100 rogues

BSG doing their best to make ppl play Lighthouse against their will

[cyan garnet]

just found a gpu in a duffle bag on streets???

scavs can't stop winning

[compact knoll]

Just turn off the music channel

I had it turned off for the last 2 yeaes

[little flame]

Got an rb vo marked before bed yesterday

[stark torrent]

7 mil ouuskha

@ancient marsh retard

tonight you hop on PvP when sween is on

it was decided

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-invincible-where-is-omni-man-you-should-be-gif-13736089749320751976

[keen sparrow]

I just had armoured train leave so fuckin quick oh my lord

bruh

everytime i get to that railyard early? i'm like, huddled in a corner on the train waiting for it to leave, texting people on discord, watching youtube

[stark torrent]

you can go do the transit bug at the normal extract on the left ughhh northern checkpoint or whatever

[keen sparrow]

but the raid where i'm - oh fuck yeah i did

yeah fuck that fucking train

[stark torrent]

train is just inconvenient to take

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/loco-gif-23673038

jfc, still?

[stark torrent]

he is watching

he posted goatse emojis to a comment not long ago

[keen sparrow]

[stark torrent]

he is literally John Wick of Asshole Stretching

Focused , determined and sheer fucking willed

[keen sparrow]

reminds me of this one guy

i flat out told him in no uncertain terms to go fuck himself after he asked for Realism patches for all my gun mods

(those are a pain/boring to write btw)

he went schizoid on every modders page that had any affiliation with me

the best part. the funniest thing he did, is immortalised as a gif though, 1 sec

https://gyazo.com/11d48603a79f4dcda95fd8eadecc7bbf.gif

ah, there it is

my mans spammed hundreds and hundreds of shirtless High Resolution shirtless Joe Rogan pictures in the comments on someone else's mod

[stark torrent]

holy deranged

[keen sparrow]

best part?

I kinda liked the guy after that. least crazy BPD ADHD terminally online SPT enjoyer i've ever had to commune with

[stark torrent]

Shoreline is a very simple map

You spawn in - prone - kill 2 guys running from their spawn to yours , move on to loot them , die from a guy proned in the spawn doing the same

[keen sparrow]

you know something's up when Live players hate snoreline and then SPT players love it.

[keen sparrow]

LMFAO

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/QJMDpzi6V5A

the goddamn quest fail sound

[fast garden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1aREWuREUdY?si=rDyN8lZAPQWkauCo

Prestige is so half baked man

[cyan garnet]

1.0 ready

[little flame]

Pog money

[fast garden]

@stark torrent why do you still torture yourself with this game bbg 🥀

going for prestige 2 still?

[stark torrent]

sigh slowly but surely

[fast garden]

i was looking at my tasks i would need several days ago

and after that day of realizing what i would need to do i havent even booted really since

lmfao

let me know if you need marked keys for whatever reason

[floral orbit]

sween won't be online untill sunday

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-brick-meme-break-explode-gif-13868715770986833670

[little flame]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gbRd_O07kmQ

i love this clip still so fucking much

it's such a classic

MAYO DE NOCHE

[stark torrent]

@fast garden i used car extract on woods and my scav rep went from 5.86 to 6.16

[fast garden]

did they reset it somehow lmfao

or had you literally never taken it

[stark torrent]

i 100% did take it at the start of wipe , even so i got .30 rep , max u can get now is .20

so i dont fuckin know

[fast garden]

oh yeah they nerfed that

a little while ago

coop is .25 and car is .2 for first one

used to be like .4 for car

[stark torrent]

yeah

[fast garden]

sometime early mid wipe either last wipe or one before

i think last wipe

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

awww mate

[ancient marsh]

mate why are we running class 3

[fast garden]

who says its class 3 plates

[little flame]

ONE SHOT BY AS VAL THROUGH ALTYN

OK GAME

killa helmet*

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

i mean

what ammo

[little flame]

pab 9

[winged mica]

How does the bullet ricochet system work in this game

Is it just RNG based once you shot a helmet?

Or it based on which angle you shot from

[fast garden]

you mean to tell me

your class 4 helmet

[stark torrent]

abysmal dogshit game

[fast garden]

didnt block a 43 pen bullet

[winged mica]

43 pen bullet sound like it pen class 4

Just not reliably

[fast garden]

does anyone know anything about pen or is it just me

[ancient marsh]

rng i think

[stark torrent]

rng yeah but some helmets could be a bit better than others

like ulach for example

can have a higher chance

to deflect

but the chance is just low

overall

[fast garden]

rng between the helmets rico chance, the bullet rico chance, and the angle of the hit

[little flame]

forgot killa helmet isnt class 6

mb

[stark torrent]

only the face

[winged mica]

Thought the SSH68 has a higher deflection chance

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

RESTORED PRAPOR ITEM RANGE

NO AK 12 SUPRESSOR AND NO VALDAY

OK BATTLESTATEGAMES

[fast garden]

ITS ON PURPOSE

THOSE ASSHOLES

HAHAHA

[winged mica]

Why the hell is AK12 supp so expensive

[stark torrent]

Test Drive 3

[wintry ridge]

Been gone for a while now

Only there to slow down test drive which only slows down mediocre players who die while completing it

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

whatever, go my marine

[cyan garnet]

First game back in aus servers
Instant head eyes when looking at ruaf from the train tracks across
Check profile, 34kd, 23 raids survived in a row 300 hours played

Its so peak

[stark torrent]

[cyan garnet]

this is why i play on Singapore server

aus is legit unplayable

[fast garden]

verybadscav is just the special kind of retarded to read what nikita said and genuinely believe it even for just a moment

https://youtu.be/GTb05oeeNQU?si=622wa2WDkZNScEkQ

case in point this

genuine retard thinks that there are ai pmcs in pve from this

has clearly never observed bait in his life

[cyan garnet]

Kill some retard pushing blindly up the stairs at dorms

His grindr match follows, hear his footsteps and prefire he tanks like 6-7 thorax hits and 1 taps me head, nape
Check profile, 14 hours played 29kd wearing goons rig and a gen4

Its all so tiresome

[fast garden]

many such cases

[cyan garnet]

Its my own fault for playing on Australian servers

[fast garden]

it exacerbates an already worse than usual problem with this wipe

[pallid bolt]

Playing on a server anywhere within 200 ping of Asia is asking for problems

[cyan garnet]

Not true i play on Singapore servers and they're great

[stark torrent]

farming content just like Noiceguy

twisting every Nikita word into some 20 minute consipracy that has a dead end

[vivid dawn]

Im as lovely as Nikita in a pink dress

[vivid dawn]

Tarkov on Steam in September

Cant post the pic

They did on insta

[cyan garnet]

$500 True Believer steam edition coming soon

Im so surprised they don't have a $10 monthly subscription for retards that gives them high tier loot and shit

[vivid dawn]

it wouldnt suprise me if they go on full on WoW with subscriptions and DLC rental

[viral egret]

rental???

[vivid dawn]

Yeah some games offer a cheaper solution where you can pay like 20 bucks each month to have access to all DLC

Stellaris has this

https://store.steampowered.com/app/281990/Stellaris/

[wintry ridge]

Idk man

The dude doesn't move like a human being

[fast garden]

dude

[wintry ridge]

Probably some bot, since bsg AI doesn't have the account page

[fast garden]

you are unfortunately not intelligent

[wintry ridge]

You are getting oiled up

[viral egret]

br

[fast garden]

i have spun like an ai to trick people

thats what he is doing

[viral egret]

i guess it kinda works if u dont wanna buy 300$ of dlcs

for one month only really

[fast garden]

difference is that vbs is retarded and slow crouch walking like a weirdo

so its low level retardation vs high level bait

they cancel each other out

[wintry ridge]

Same, but not the exact same way as a bot lmfao

[fast garden]

jesus christ

[wintry ridge]

You should prestige

[fast garden]

but then i have to play the game in the least fun way

with bolt actions and test drive

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao

[cyan garnet]

Just as nikita intended

[ancient marsh]

Good morning

[frosty basalt]

Anyone here use RTX HDR with tarkov

[native crypt]

3fps

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @floral orbit @viral egret @fast garden @compact knoll

[viral egret]

was that 3 head taps

wtf is he wearing

[stark torrent]

i wasnt hitting him

[ancient marsh]

well done marine, RTB for refuel

[viral egret]

br

[cyan garnet]

Tarkovs chris kyle

[cyan garnet]

Kill 2 players scavving on reserve

because weak pmc should fear the strong scav

Neither of these cunts have a medkit on them

[calm pollen]

Boo womp

[brave aspen]

• i’ll try hardcore wipe again
• drop into night customs
• find dead PMC at stronghold
• he has some decent gear
• shot in the head from 250m as soon as i step outside
• 50KD, 80 hours, no nods & has a mosin

“okay whatever lets go again”

• go to interchange
• hear grenades go off at spawn
• investigate
• find group of naked, dead PMCS all laying together

🤷‍♂️

[compact knoll]

[cyan garnet]

Curious isn't it

[fast garden]

the absolute state of tarkov right now

[vivid dawn]

Steam and Vac bans wont help the case

[cyan garnet]

1.0 soon

[calm pollen]

Uh... get good

[stark torrent]

[calm pollen]

I stopped playing tarkov because they have no real anti cheater incentives

Cheaters just buy accounts and continue playing

I can count on both hand and all toes how mant times I died to a Timmy flying through the air with a 9x18 pistol

Skill issue on my part

[stark torrent]

it is what it is

[calm pollen]

I've really been enjoying arena breakout

It's just a more arcadey tarkov

I dont feel as bad when I die

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Aight where is the list

[fast garden]

oh boy

start here

i know the lightkeeper island cultist guards are broken

again

[cyan garnet]

Just killed shturman with a APS

get leg meta'd retard

[stark torrent]

btw in case you thought sometimes your PMC reloads the gun randomly, he does

apparently if you rotate an item in your inventory then close it , it happens

[fast garden]

i really like the bug that happens with high heat weapons where they just randomly fire

[cyan garnet]

Earlier tonight I saw a scav legit in the wall of the lobby in tarbank on ground zero with his gun sticking out shooting

Its so peak

[fast garden]

you leg metad the boss with zero armor

bad manners man

[cyan garnet]

Yeah and I'll do it again

[stark torrent]

strongest gun in labyrinth was vector with .45 rip

[viral egret]

ultra hollow point

that's 18 fragments per bullet

6-18 fragments

idk if the notches makes em break off into only 6 or 18 pieces

[keen sparrow]

Cook offs are a real thing

Not a bug but a feature

[fast garden]

its unironically a feature?

[keen sparrow]

Lol, big doubt. Was a joke

[fast garden]

every bug is a feature until proven otherwise

knowing bsg, i refuse to believe its intentional lol

happens usually after clearing a jam

[keen sparrow]

I’ve seen it happen yeah

[stark torrent]

Yeah i thought that thign is intentional i mean look at the SIG p320

[ancient marsh]

mounted LMG when scoped in shakes like crazy when you move the mouse

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-water-cat-take-drink-slurp-gif-26196921

[cyan garnet]

it should of been me

[ancient marsh]

it shouldn't because you say "it should of" instead of "it should have"

cause you are retarded

@stark torrent do you feel like AI sprints WAAY too fast now?

[fast garden]

IIRC ai has always had max skills

[stark torrent]

ughh usually its the server issue

it rubberbands them

like the tagilla death sprint

[ancient marsh]

server issue

literally hosting the server

[fast garden]

tagillas sprint is less server issue and more just bug with how the movement speed with his melees work

you get a faster movement speed for having the sledgehammer and an even faster one with the axe/scythe

so he lowkey is supposed to be retarded fast

the death sprint though i think is just him bugging out with the melee so he gets stuck in place and then goes turbo

again, i dont think its a server issue because ive fucked around with those things in spt

just shit code

[stark torrent]

[calm pollen]

Ok

[ancient marsh]

3 glasses 1 toolbox

[cyan garnet]

Kill yourself retard

I said it "it should of" i cant tell if this is bait or genuine mental retardation

[calm pollen]

My brother....he's.....he's a little slow

He no understand very well

[ancient marsh]

that's not how you fucking say it

retard

[cyan garnet]

Idc

[calm pollen]

It's grammatical incorrect to say should of though just fyi

[fast garden]

the correct term in that sentence would have been "grammatically"