💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

cause no 8k hour ppl to ruin the first ~100-200 hours that yu spend learning maps and how to do quests etc

[frail copper]

standard edition is 50$

[viral egret]

65 with tax et al

i bought game at 20% off and it was 52 usd

[ancient marsh]

before tax

[viral egret]

65 usd without discount

[ancient marsh]

[frail copper]

are those zombie things also related to the mods or ingame events type?

[viral egret]

events

[fast garden]

It was an old event you can toggle with the SVM mod

[frail copper]

ahhh so not including tax on purchase tab corrupt

[ancient marsh]

whats your pc?

[fast garden]

Xsolla will steal your lunch money

[frail copper]

well its low end . i7 6700 + gtx 1660 ti

[viral egret]

could prob play i think if u crank settings hard

[frail copper]

yes i dont mind low graphics

ik a friend who plays on a 1660super but he got better cpu

thanks for the info stuff guys👋 bye

[fast garden]

The declutter mod will do you many favors

Spt is a little rougher on performance than regular tarkov

[frail copper]

btw tarkov performance is better than stalker 2 , right ?

[fast garden]

I haven’t played S2 since release and tarkov cleared it then

So probably

[stark torrent]

ughh yeah it should be, Stalker 2 runs notoriously bad

[stark torrent]

you will struggle on Streets of Tarkov map 100% , otherwise it might be playable but i doubt you are going to get 60 fps

CPU is nr 1 priority in tarkov and that thing is ooooldge

the GPU is actually ok for even medium settings

[frail copper]

😭 tbh i got this recently

[frail copper]

but first need to buy it .. i'll see if there any benchmarks on youtube first

[ancient marsh]

ur pc wont run the game brotherr

[little flame]

i ran one lighthouse night

i now understand the pain

i wanna fucking end my life

so bad

holy fuck

[frail copper]

okay i'll give up

[little flame]

the retards on lighthouse should be studied for a documentary

[little flame]

man

i ran the game on a fucking OLD pc

my old pc was so fucking dogshit

yet i ran tarkov fine

like 50 fps

[little flame]

actually listening to a song called give up

[ancient marsh]

fine
50 fps

Randy Pitchford, log off

[little flame]

man

thats 5 times better than watching an iedy stream

he'll be fine

[fast garden]

I can loot better than iedy on his stream

[little flame]

lmaoo i remember

[fast garden]

“Dude there’s a gold chain on the bed”

The 3 fps stream

[little flame]

man

lurker

[keen sparrow]

this shit was so funny when it first came out

[little flame]

the state of it

[little flame]

lmfao

[keen sparrow]

because the way it was coded, it'd just delete anything a set number above the floor

LOOT INCLUDED

lmaoooo

[fast garden]

Alle can you not be a subtle asshole for 5 minutes

[little flame]

what

did i do

[fast garden]

How do we fuck up that bad

[little flame]

hello?

i literally just said lurker stare lmao

[fast garden]

“Man

Lurker”

[little flame]

SO?

acting like lurker is a slur

it has a hard r tho

so i guess

[fast garden]

Ok lurka

[little flame]

only real lurkers can say it with the r

[fast garden]

It’s amazing how different some places look with declutter

And how much better they run

Nikita the solution is right there

[little flame]

i still cant believe that lighthouse raid

this fat ass fucking double chinned neckbeard fucking guy was sitting on a rock the entire game

fucking 🎦

wrong one

but we rock it

[fast garden]

The shoreline was amusing

World of Warcraft dwarf

Subtle chest accusations against yours truly

(We all just went prone)

[stark torrent]

US Ammo versus the Lion Squad

https://tenor.com/view/injured-drstrange-doctor-strange-benedict-gif-18765970

[fast garden]

The lions do not care about being ambushed by the small dogs

[stark torrent]

POV - Sween that raid

[little flame]

the fat one talks alot

[fast garden]

I do wonder about how iedy killed that one guy

Since I got the other two

And the one iedy killed was the complainer

[stark torrent]

i shot him through the fence straight in the eyeball probably

"supressive fire"

[fast garden]

What I was thinking too which is why he was tilted lol

Man I fucking love suppressive fire in tarkov

People just fucking die

[stark torrent]

well he was at Prestige 3 doing Test Drive 5 or whatever the fuck so he was clearly playing too much

[fast garden]

Man needs to take a break

[stark torrent]

So do I apparently

Rogue Aimlabs Premium

[fast garden]

Tarkov really is the best aim trainer because if you mess up even once you are immediately punished with no less than 15 minutes of menu purgatory and that’s on a good day

The stakes are so high

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh what you up to honey?

[ancient marsh]

about to do the dishes

why

[floral orbit]

damn

[stark torrent]

finally sween has returend after 1 hour

[floral orbit]

do them faster

we arena max

[floral orbit]

man man, I finished in 1 hour but shower, dinner..takes time

[ancient marsh]

it does when you eat the amount found in a pig feeding trough

https://tenor.com/view/pig-eating-noodles-gif-8440352491134427240

[floral orbit]

I am not you lil bro

100 kg man run to pc faster

[fast garden]

I want whatever he’s having

Throw some ground beef and enchilada sauce in there

[floral orbit]

bro is hungry

[stark torrent]

are u coming to arena xal

[ancient marsh]

healthiest southern meal

[fast garden]

West Texas born and raised

[ancient marsh]

born raised and diagnosed with diabetes/heart condition

KKona

[arctic bone]

what do i play if i dont want to play tarkov online
am ultra noob

[ancient marsh]

PVE if you wanna not do anything unofficial
SPT if you do

PVE official EFT gamemode that also includes player interaction through fleamarket or raids with frriends

SPT is unofficial, free (i think? not sure) and moddable however you want

[arctic bone]

interdasting

i have to pry the stranglehold gamma has on my life somehow

[ancient marsh]

i think tarkov will be more engaging

[arctic bone]

does pve come with the wumbo $200 version or nah

[worn folio]

free and you can also play it with friends

[fast garden]

If food kills me a lived a good life

[worn folio]

and really easily set every game rule (including removing the thousands of ridiculous anti trading mechanics)

[viral egret]

SPT is fully free

all mods are free too i think

[viral egret]

yes

spt yes

pve idk maybe xal can say

[worn folio]

spt is free and pve is either an expensive dlc or mega pack

[arctic bone]

spt space requirement?

[viral egret]

needs space ye

like a bit

[worn folio]

same as the normal game

only negative of it is that its usually 1 patch behind and you need to update it manually if you want the new patches but they barely add any new content anyways

[ancient marsh]

yes

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/broke-fairlyoddparents-burning-money-gif-4486655

thank god for paypal monthly

[worn folio]

250€ btw

absolutely not worth it

[ancient marsh]

guys don't go chop shop, a wild lion is loose

hide your small dogs

[worn folio]

if you want to avoid getting scammed just buy the cheapest version and use spt which unlocks everything in the best version plus more

[arctic bone]

how much should i care about the stash space thing

ok nvm bet

[worn folio]

if you really want to play on the actual servers it matters a lot but imo no damn stash space is worth 200€+

on official it just makes questing 3x slower

[arctic bone]

i really dont care about multiplayer but player auction houses always tickle my autism

[worn folio]

spt has simulated the flea market without the bumass rules + you can install a mod that tracks the real prices

[arctic bone]

[worn folio]

its arena bruh

you get kills every 5 seconds

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[worn folio]

i do own arena but idk the loadout limitations really ruined it for me theres barely any variety

[arctic bone]

loveshak in tarkov? im buying now

[stark torrent]

Автомат штурмовой 12.7мм

[arctic bone]

Words words words words look what I got

[native crypt]

Careful of any airfields

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

[arctic bone]

will bad things happen to me if i board a domestic american flight with a vdv shirt or tanktop

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[ancient marsh]

no

this assumses americans know what the vdv is

[arctic bone]

i live in BFE tennesee and ive had randoms just start speaking russian to me because of my stalker movie shirt

[winged mica]

Killed by Alien

[fast garden]

BFE Tennessee brothers

[arctic bone]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-muscle-strong-man-gif-5783927

[keen sparrow]

fuckin

free Kaban farm key right here

[floral orbit]

what did they change?

[ancient marsh]

Probably audio

[brittle sinew]

Rogues' MG after a long day of sniping BEARs across lighthouse

[fast garden]

Rogues bone stock iron sight half durability short barrel m4 after a long hard day of quintuple headshotting BEARs from 449 meters

[ancient marsh]

stock irons? i once almost got killed by a rogue, kill him, check his body and he has a g36 with 30% durability AND NO SIGHTS WHATSOEVER

JUST A NAKED ASS RAIL

[fast garden]

I like the one with the boneless SCAR

Fucking rogues

[ancient marsh]

just the stock one?

[fast garden]

The knight wannabe yes

Loud scar you can hear from anywhere on the map

The PBP uzi pro is literally Satan

[stark torrent]

back in my day they used to have BP and Hexgrids

[fast garden]

Let’s get you to bed grandpa

Next you’ll tell me you could kill them from the rocks becuase they had reasonable Aggro distances and there were no claymores on the mountains

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-elder-gif-10720429

lets get you to bed, unc

[fast garden]

Such a polite looking wiener dog

[ancient marsh]

sure and mosin one shot thorax, and you could bring thicc cases into raid

[fast garden]

Tell us more about your 60 round m4 mags in your pouch

Or your instant throw grenades

God please give us a lighthouse rework for 1.0

[ancient marsh]

just carpet bomb the entire map

failed project

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

"tarkov community is the best"

the community in question:

[fast garden]

What the fuck even is this

[ancient marsh]

harry potter

"you're a USEC harry"

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

nikita posts a meme and gets reminded of his close family's deaths

god bless the best community

[fast garden]

Is there some forbidden lore I don’t know or is this guy just manifesting

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

idk

[stark torrent]

this game is ass

[fast garden]

So true

[hallow stream]

Preach ivan

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

me when ivan was typing up another tarkov essay

[stark torrent]

Holy Nikita cum guzzler

[ancient marsh]

AI generated Nikita glazer

bro's next post is a message about Nikita Buyanov needing to buy more chatgpt tokens

[fast garden]

Holy shit that cannot be a real person

[little flame]

@stark torrent anything new in helldivers2?

might get back into it havent played since launch

heard you guys need more soldiers

[fast garden]

ODST warbond now and in a week the new shit

Go find the trailer

Someone said ref prices changed

[stark torrent]

@fast garden ● Adjusted the item prices at Ref;
● Reduced the item requirements for the tasks Drip-Out Part 1 and 2;
● Reverted the AI equipment to the values before the Hardcore Wipe;
● Adjusted the Bitcoin farming time in the Hideout.

haha pestily complaining about drip out

bitcoin farming time alo

yeah they lowered stuff to ref by like 50% or more

120 m61 is 365 gp now

[fast garden]

Cool

How much was drip out reduced

[stark torrent]

they adjusted the masks

[ancient marsh]

is it time?

https://tenor.com/view/king-von-stare-king-von-stare-gif-5096460164055963067

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[fast garden]

Not at all I see

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1410255105143603211/image.png?ex=68b059ea&is=68af086a&hm=bf01ed6dd63cc4e4b3f3cce5dddff1c3b54299661bfcd308ff13dcaae310787e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bc2k72lRu-A

WHAT IS THIS

[ancient marsh]

gotta be ai no? or with every hit the lighthouse island plug activates and vibrates

he legit is whimpering while running

[stark torrent]

it must be at least a combination lemme see if i find the whoel voicepackl

it sounds bad yeah idk

i cant see it

cant find it

[compact knoll]

its just feels like they slowed + fart + reverbed the moans from before

[ancient marsh]

???

[compact knoll]

shit is probably ai generated tho

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh pve overseer key spawns now

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1400242454573224019/Vonzathrust_gif.gif

[glacial haven]

pve? you guys not playing on the official servers anymore?

[ancient marsh]

im not

[glacial haven]

I mean, I would understand it, the queue times are apparently abysmal

[stark torrent]

xal plays pve

[ancient marsh]

on pvp they are

iedy spent like 11 mins queuing streets

god bless his soul

[viral egret]

this shit sounds like a fart wtf

[glacial haven]

I mean, if I would start playing tarkov officially again, I think I would do the same

Like on the official branch, I played a bit of spt but it just ain't the same

[fast garden]

I need to watch this shit

Later

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @floral orbit hop on arena bbg

https://tenor.com/view/league-of-legends-arena-hop-on-arena-2v2v2v2-lich-king-gif-7102200729794479960

[ancient marsh]

Sir im trying to illegally stream King of the Hill

[stark torrent]

nobody cares

[floral orbit]

I go get food and come

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-floating-gif-22884358

How it feels to start a BG3 4 player coop run instead of playing tarkov:

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent small problem, dailies reset in 2 hours

maybe we should wait

[stark torrent]

ye sure

imma go eat too

gonna get myself fries and burger from Profi

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent im gonna hop on when sween hops on

also enjoy your food

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

aight this was a huge change

10 legas instead of 16 for the thicc

OUUSKHA

[fast garden]

So you can get one of them MAYBE before the game hits 1.0

[stark torrent]

if u dont save them , sure

but i have like 11

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[stark torrent]

damn taht drip

[floral orbit]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent my lions, I do 1 quick scav and we go?

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

I broke the 1 tarkov rule that shouldn't be broken

if you kill a guy don't insta loot him

[stark torrent]

if you cant see the danger it doesnt exist

[floral orbit]

0.1 seconds later bullet in my skull

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit eu pe lighthouse @viral egret

@ancient marsh aloo

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[hallow stream]

ill report him too

[floral orbit]

don't

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

it broke

[ancient marsh]

nah u about to get jumped

[floral orbit]

13/10 les go

[ancient marsh]

8 people on enemy team kicking your head in

[floral orbit]

they have a c+ rank lol

[ancient marsh]

who care

no one plays ranked

it prolly doesnt even reset the rank

[floral orbit]

he does

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

eu pe customs

am gasit iesire cand imi scurgea tot sangele din corp

si era iesirea secreta

n-aveam codu

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060370450535960607/1392968929168724029/1381464435096293557.webp

[keen sparrow]

lol wut

my M67 preview pivot is suuuper tiny

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh

they lowered it by 10

THANK YOU BSG

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

it's like their whole blood boils the moment they have to buff / adjust something in this game to benefit the player

[ancient marsh]

i mean honestly who cares about this quest?

[stark torrent]

it fucks the cultist circle thats the problem

you are going to get the fucking lbt rigs and the wartech shit from 6 hour cultist circle sadly

if u accept it

[ancient marsh]

i guess but they should just make it not fir

[stark torrent]

they should remove the quest cause nobody cares but here we are

[ancient marsh]

100 rogues/raiders is a crazy req alrdy

[ancient marsh]

ppl would complain about unobtainable purchase-only clothes

[stark torrent]

i have tracksuit dont care gg go next

[fast garden]

That’s what I’m sayin

[fast garden]

Be so fr no one is actually doing drip out

[ancient marsh]

"be so fr"

what

[fast garden]

Be so for real

Not unlike “stop the cap”

[ancient marsh]

no one ever says "that would be so for real"

https://tenor.com/view/three-glasses-gif-24249833

unc status revealed

[fast garden]

You are right

No one fucking says that

The statement is “be so fr”

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself

[stark torrent]

certified Xal moment

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Man I want to be prestige 2 for 1.0

But I don’t want to do bullshit lame unfun tasks that much before 1.0

[stark torrent]

Literally me i went to lighthouse night

So dogshit map

i see a guy , miss my shot , never see anyone again

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @ancient marsh hop on arena

https://tenor.com/view/eftarena-arena-eft-gif-3277879312185279463

[ancient marsh]

is that lvndmark???

[floral orbit]

ba ciocolatiule, mai am 2 ore pana la reset

[keen sparrow]

HAHAHAH MGS REFERENCES LMAOO KEKW

https://youtube.com/shorts/kiqNyoJEbKI?si=W3NJ--u-1JL1TGxh

Wtf m8

[fast garden]

Embeds still off?

Jesus

[ancient marsh]

my favorite brave trans streamer 🏳️‍⚧️

[native crypt]

She looks passing😊

[ancient marsh]

passing the donation goal to this charity

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent you gotta give me image perms, i need to troll brainfart

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/server-cat-sex-server-not-for-sex-gif-18698651

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-combat-evolved-halo-ce-not-going-to-happen-two-betrayals-master-chief-gif-27094749

[native crypt]

Can't wait for the pestily Buffalo Bill arc

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/gomylegion-roman-cats-roman-cat-legion-cat-legion-gif-6566687838415624047

[viral egret]

no gifs cause funny ass spread

[fast garden]

no

cuz gore

get it right

some dickhead ruining it for the rest of us

ez fix

make embeds a ranked unlock

then make me max rank

[native crypt]

Leaked grok nudes (real)

[viral egret]

wont work

he is dedicated enough to post it 25 times here so far and he does it all manually

he even posted ascii

[fast garden]

god bless

oh whoops

[keen sparrow]

lol yeah what?

[viral egret]

ascii goatse

[keen sparrow]

oh

i meant images but yeah fuck that

[viral egret]

and goatse

gifs

[keen sparrow]

lets see

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/970111764127694908/1407427934817620139/IMG_1975.png?ex=68b1ee68&is=68b09ce8&hm=acd6aa6fc3b4c594aeb5c003d2922719d65fbdec17689b13ca25fa9630891e71&

locked down tight

[viral egret]

not just goatse gifs

there was just mutilation of genitals after

[keen sparrow]

garbage ass mod, lol

[native crypt]

Not too fond of the acr

[hybrid kindle]

eh, its one the weapons of a weapon pack

Besides,why not have the MW2 2009 gun in the game anyways?

[native crypt]

Did you try the saw or the rpd with the new mods

They rip

[hybrid kindle]

I did used the M249 against killa

damn fun gun to use, but goddamn it drains your arm stamina

[native crypt]

That's why you edit stamina with svm

[hybrid kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387217249856782376/1405377216975732788/image.png?ex=68b1b8c7&is=68b06747&hm=f2e6f4bcfccbd9606c2cb9e974cb6cb212ab7a1a6173ed5824060a5e2504668e&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=982&height=552

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387217249856782376/1405681492629127311/image.png?ex=68b182a8&is=68b03128&hm=696dbd742332c55229315a075fea85c372d20af2b42a8b10bb26a841f5acd7b1&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=982&height=552

[native crypt]

You can mod the saw for more ergo

[hybrid kindle]

True, but i still enjoyed it using it

[native crypt]

Yeah it's very fun

[hybrid kindle]

Wish that there was more mods adding cold war weapons

like the Stoner 63

[native crypt]

So true

[hybrid kindle]

Would be a fun gun to have if you could modify it to have different configurations just like the irl gun does

[native crypt]

Or guns like the ar10 or even an lr300

[hybrid kindle]

isnt the AR10 supposed to be the SR25? or are you talking about the og AR10?

[native crypt]

Og

Bakelite furniture 😋

[hybrid kindle]

oof, cant upload images

[native crypt]

Yeah

[hybrid kindle]

Oh well

also

[native crypt]

I like the feel of bakelite

[hybrid kindle]

have you tried the SOCOM trader mod?

[native crypt]

No is it any good?

[hybrid kindle]

just a moment

but it's basically a trader that sells some gear with the irl SOCOM configurations

just not the pistol, but also rifles, sniper rifles, smgs and etc

[native crypt]

.458 socom?

I would do horrendous shit to bosses with that

Surprised there aren't more tokarev mods in live

[keen sparrow]

wish i could show you mine

oh wait i can. in DMs

[keen sparrow]

Sianyde's ACR is built on the MW2 2022 model

my old one was the 2009.

[hybrid kindle]

i'm afraid it doesnt add that caliber

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387217249856782376/1410738912208486641/image.png?ex=68b21c7e&is=68b0cafe&hm=de26c952712d90250a631db322375a62d1901db716df8301cdaed7f5b9e45cac&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=550&height=309

[native crypt]

Sad

[hybrid kindle]

true

[hybrid kindle]

well that i did not knew

[keen sparrow]

it's literally the CoD model, lol

busted fire selector and everything

[native crypt]

Scar L 🤮

[hybrid kindle]

There are both Scar L and H

[native crypt]

🤮

Surprised you can't mount the fn40 on either of them

[keen sparrow]

because

Noone has the script to make GLs in the SDK yet

same with shaders for night vision, thermal....

[native crypt]

Sad

[hybrid kindle]

Dunno what mod does it, but one adds the bald eagle M4 which is just useless

lol

[native crypt]

I want the scar to take up even more space

[native crypt]

I'll have you know that the Patriot is kino

Edit it to take the hello kitty mags and your gold like how rex showed me

[hybrid kindle]

Ye, though i wish that it went full auto

otherwise it's just an ADAR with a skin to it

[native crypt]

Adar/tx15 if it had soul

[keen sparrow]

sorry

was a meme gun for 4th of july

I was the poor bastard who did the sounds for it

[native crypt]

Nah it's kino

[keen sparrow]

i'm on a zero to hero run rn and it's the only gun i have

[native crypt]

Peak

[keen sparrow]

lmao

[native crypt]

I do runs naked with the hipoint sometimes

It's great fun

[keen sparrow]

that shit is ROUGH

[native crypt]

Run pso and hope for the best

That or make an m16a1 and go obliterate shturman

[hybrid kindle]

dont you have to like buy an m4 and then build the m16?

[native crypt]

Yeah

Swap the receiver

The a2 receiver is also an option

Need to see about making a shitty welded on pic rail mod for the ppsh to

Love you hose clamped flashlight 😊

[hallow stream]

When did Dr Disrespect shave

[native crypt]

To get closer to his targets

[hybrid kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387217249856782376/1410747211331010580/image.png?ex=68b22439&is=68b0d2b9&hm=f44cb14f34e90fd43666886379b1f0e620cd57cbb0eccf778d072ee17aa3183b&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=982&height=552

one of the m4s from the socom mod

[native crypt]

The SIG dot that I hate

[hybrid kindle]

Same

[native crypt]

Iedy is pretty lenient on the word I use for SIG and their compatriots but I won't push it

[hybrid kindle]

lol

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden why dont these shitass devs add the m249 already, why did we get the m60 first, i dont get it

heres an outdated unused squad weapon :D have fun!

instead of the SAW or a minimi or something that shoots 5.56 and has managable standing recoil

[fast garden]

because

who the fuck wants to use a 556 lmg

[keen sparrow]

that has little to no recoil

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

https://tenor.com/view/batman-thinking-gif-18107621495886085895

oh goddamnit i forgot

[fast garden]

another heavy ass piece of shit gun no one would actually want to use

just like the m60 and pkp

only difference is now you get to shoot bad ammo too

[winged mica]

Man

I want a M249 so I can put M4 drum mag on it

[keen sparrow]

again

not possible because of how Tarkov does belt feds

[winged mica]

Damn

[keen sparrow]

The belt animations are like.. hard baked into the weapon container.

It'd have to be an entirely separate M249 that ONLY takes STANAG style mags

it's stupid, yes i agree. That's just how BSG/Unity does guns

[fast garden]

m249? cringe

literally any stanag compatible 556 with a 100 rounder? actually real

[keen sparrow]

lol, k enjoy the HK G11 when 1.0 drops

[wintry ridge]

imma enjoy the sg550

[keen sparrow]

tenor.cum/pukegif.gif

What channel did the gore-bro even post in that fucked up image sharing for us

i'm just curious, like where did they decide was the best place to strike

[hallow stream]

Newbies chat

[hybrid kindle]

L85 would be nice to use

Both LMG and AR version

[fast garden]

i can dislike both

[hallow stream]

No fuck you and ur opinion you are getting this gun with shit ammo because nikita thought the gun looked funny

Fuck yourself and ur opinion now buy my nikita slave 800 dollar edition

[hybrid kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1387217249856782376/1410793050363396198/EscapeFromTarkov_2025-08-28_21-26-15_052.png?ex=68b24eea&is=68b0fd6a&hm=cc14c3dacd380afdb51c4db42e1acaf57a43ca92fad39ac3ac2543177f85ce22&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=982&height=552

Did that to partisan today

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow

Compass is still bugged

[keen sparrow]

Man, sure hope they get the compass thats been in the game for how many years fixed before 1.0

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @floral orbit

[winged mica]

Damn

[ancient marsh]

Bro was blown out

[brittle sinew]

The good old days of farming rogues

Buy an mp18 with the cheapest scope, walk out a millionaire

No bullshit claymores on the cliffs, we had it so good

[stark torrent]

ughh probably last week with the patch that "fixed" compass

before the compass had no texture

[floral orbit]

buy the lines

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/money-wallet-broke-gif-7855913

Prestige achievement rn is bugged and some ppl do not recieve it when they prestige

[keen sparrow]

that is a monumentally bad fuckup

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

Dude

I do not want to get on and deal with that

[cyan garnet]

scav spawned with red flare

pop it medical crate drops

defib inside

we so up rn

[ancient marsh]

Put the lines in the bag

[stark torrent]

i still remember my 1st wipe when they also added airdrops

airdrop downs

scav player comes next to me

yooo my n word wassup , shoots me in the head

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

Airdrops are 100% pure Colombian cancer mechanic

I never loot em

Just random no audio event mid raid

[fast garden]

Only time I bother is when I call them in on a scav or when I bring a flare to interchange

Every other map it’s just

“Come snipe me”

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @floral orbit @viral egret

[ancient marsh]

gaped, packed up, sent home

IN THAT ORDER

[fast garden]

Guard jumpscare

[native crypt]

POV: bear on lighthouse

[fast garden]

Dudes who play usec on lighthouse when they Aggro rogues: (they don’t know how to play the map)

It was so funny when pve came out or at least early in pve life spawn picking usec and just knife running water treatment plant and looting everything for completely free

[native crypt]

Yeah

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

God please strike down lighthouse and its creators

[native crypt]

Truth nuke of the century

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/arriba-gif-12324188786972117417

still not back

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent copper thief, what you up to?

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/929807249575141426/1185614017222422628/y-1.gif

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-prase-lihoop-vepř-vepr-gif-2946898975925706618

[ancient marsh]

@floral orbit @stark torrent tarkov vc boken forr me 😭

connecting it says

aw hel naw mang

no worky

[viral egret]

@stark torrent bag pl in no embeds coaie gasesc si eu ceva si se intampla sa fie perioada in care e raid

cred ca dau boost doar pt embeds

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

no camera
no cell phone

[stark torrent]

Sween have u tried shooting the enemy

[ancient marsh]

the funniest part is the guy was healing for like 8 seconds straight before this fight right next to sween and i literally had to tell him that

[floral orbit]

SIR, did you consider

[ancient marsh]

"nobody saw that nobody saw that nobody saw that"
Little did Sween know, EVERYBODY saw that.

[floral orbit]

[keen sparrow]

for you sir. https://www.eotechinc.com/media/documents/operator_manuals/EOTECH_HWS_Manual_XPS3_XP1957_RevC.pdf

[floral orbit]

I don't see it, it's not real, it can't hurt me

[keen sparrow]

did that work for you in the clip Iedy posted?

https://tenor.com/view/plies-dripforsale-drip-dripping-funny-gif-13323775

omfg, WHEN IS the 1984 ImAGe ban gonna end?!

I can't be toxic if i can't post catty gifs

[hearty oar]

damm... I die by Killa while just running over hallway in Goshan... Go back to scav Factory and see a scav walking on ground floor while aimbot a scav player looked in by Tagilla. Nikita really f*ck up the AI now...

[fast garden]

scavs have always been able to do that sometimes, just staring through walls exactly at people

[soft coral]

god bless this shitty game

[floral orbit]

yep

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/omniman-gif-26206182

[flat breach]

What fuckass wendigo gf headass summoning circle bullshit is this

[soft coral]

if only iedy can summon a gf with that circle

[ancient marsh]

we all know your last hub search now

[flat breach]

Nah I haven't searched wendigo in a while

Really should

Thanks for reminding me

[stark torrent]

the UnhEARd CiRclE , you give valuable items and cultists bring you other valuables back sometimes or quest / hideout items

[flat breach]

So it's a gacha?

[stark torrent]

More or less yeah , you also have the scav case which is 100% gambling

[flat breach]

[stark torrent]

you give 1 valuable item and they bring you back random shit

sometimes good , sometimes shit

[flat breach]

How is EFT dev team making TF2 crates look better

[stark torrent]

see , i consider myself blessed, i was literally a kid in primary school back then , so i had no money for crates

i opened only 2 crates on christmas and i got the festive huntsman and some other shit

[flat breach]

That's actually pretty good

Imagine you got Strange Kritzkrieg

Coulda bought a car

[stark torrent]

yeah sadly those crates were rare to get as well

i think a crate alone was 40 bucks

or more

[ancient marsh]

not rly

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

you cant mtx it

[flat breach]

The crate is now 15 cents each

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

the economy went kinda to shit when they started adding the robot versions of normal hats

i remember getting the robot gibus

[flat breach]

Honestly kinda want that one

Let my soldier be more a weird hobo

[ancient marsh]

fucking clankers

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I ordered something for my mom on my emag account ( she doesn't have one) and because its pay via card
she gave me 20 bucks up front

we do bizniz

[floral orbit]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFNHUtMBfwc
@stark torrent wtf is with that failed specimen, trying to beat random guy on street but when police comes he asks to call his mom

[stark torrent]

un ratat de 22 ani uita-te la el

mortii matii de prost :))))

[floral orbit]

"Alpha male", probabil s-a uitat prea mult la Andrew Tate

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[floral orbit]

da si ala tot poza cu anime are

[ancient marsh]

TRD

[floral orbit]

what?

young man, use full words

[ancient marsh]

if i use full words

big trouble

[floral orbit]

oki

[ancient marsh]

good morning

[floral orbit]

good morning

[stark torrent]

buna dimineata xalrider

[ancient marsh]

yes yes pula on your forehead man

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bună-dimineața-cafea-laurasthings-good-gif-20397159

[floral orbit]

lasa-l ba ca baga pe translate imediat

[ancient marsh]

oh that means "good morning"

good morning to you too

let me take that pula off your forehead

[floral orbit]

vai doamne, ce repede sare si asta

[ancient marsh]

can you please talk normal

thank you

[floral orbit]

vorbim normal

[ancient marsh]

yes yes yapping

[floral orbit]

fuck

I forgot I can't send screenshots

dorms marked is 33-45 mil

I wish I had one

what if someone has that retarded quest

find the key or pay like 20-30 mil for a one use key

[ancient marsh]

glorious didnt bring guard room key and marked was there

[floral orbit]

rip

[stark torrent]

sold like 3 guard keys so far for 500k a piece

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent 14 hours for altyn

sent it back to the circle

[keen sparrow]

jesus

fucking

https://youtube.com/shorts/oTGyq9si1hw?si=gqQev4aPaq1zH5Bx

smug dick tugging bastard

[winged mica]

@stark torrent https://youtube.com/shorts/kiqNyoJEbKI?si=eFYlgmOBsZJZ-mql

[vivid dawn]

Dumb ass Nikita really did it

He ruined Metal Gear 3

Now we have to shoot him

Comparing his dog pile shit game with such a master piece

[fast garden]

man

want kappa before 1.0

look at quests

punisher 6

test drive 1-6

tarkov shooter 4-8

SBIH

psycho sniper

grenadier

insomnia

this shit is why people cheat

i was gonna send an image of all my marked keys

but i forgot

[cyan garnet]

Order 1984 is in effect

[stark torrent]

Same, i have the gear and skill, but zero motivation

Fuck lighthouse

[fast garden]

like holy shit man

kappa was so much nicer before test drive

and now hardcore test drive

gunhead

i need like over 100 conditional pmc kills

cant even buy ammos that pen class 4 consistently

https://tenor.com/view/suicide-kms-gif-4481206

scaving lighthouse

and getting on gamma or something till friends get on for bg3

because as much as i want to get prestige 2 i just cannot with the bullshit tasks a 3rd wipe in a row

[stark torrent]

Quest wants pvp on LH but 10 minutes matching and 2 players in raid across the map that i wont see

[fast garden]

19 min for me on lh

as a scav

kms

looting wtp

cant send the clip so

but im running around unbothered

rogues come off of front guns for some reason

they run straight for me even though they arent aggro

[stark torrent]

Like there is literally a random.dude questing and leaving the raid without even looting the rogues

Or a cheter

[fast garden]

one pulls the pistol as he gets close and racks the slide

instant one tap

waited 20 min in queue for that

[stark torrent]

Yeah the bug is getting frustrating now

[fast garden]

this game is so shit rn

[stark torrent]

There are already clips of ppl going for killa and getting ultra instinct by luger cci

Run altyn

And bsg is at pax

Theydonutcare

[fast garden]

this game better justify 1.0

[stark torrent]

The cheater and his radar watching the 9000 hour tracksuit chad die from mines on the mountain

[fast garden]

i love how

when i scav

rogues havent been touched

when i pmc

rogue camp is full of 3 other squads

[ancient marsh]

well nikita wants the newest BMW

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

those are some new NVGs it looks like

[ancient marsh]

no

i almost said what got me banned in dunduk's chat

[stark torrent]

Steam release

the theory of abandonign the game after 1.0 is more and more plausible

[ancient marsh]

mega cope

proly gonna be like arena

on epic

[stark torrent]

maybe yeah , i mean the gif literally means steam

and steam emoji

so it is smth with steam 100%

but as i said, steam release is not a good thing imo

it means they are giving up on the extra profits , and that would only mean they are moving away from the game

otherwise they would just milk it

on their own launcher etc

[ancient marsh]

steam also means the game will show player counts and reviews

[stark torrent]

yeah , like if tarkov comes on steam is like a last move from bsg

its the we really do not care anymore move

overwhelmingly negative in the first 10 minutes god bless

@fast garden https://x.com/Dexerto/status/1961388863726727205

Dexerto (@Dexerto)

Bungie is offering players a $500 gift card to play Marathon one hour a day for 30 days during testing

X · Aug 29, 2025, 11:22 AM

[fast garden]

yeah dude i saw that and was dying laughing

insane that they need you to play for fucking 30 straight days

im not playing your dogass bungie

[stark torrent]

dead game practices

[fast garden]

the worst part

i think this is only offered to people who have been glazing bungie the whole time

like you had to be in their private playtests

[ancient marsh]

it really is not? what

bait or retard

it's 16.6 an hour

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873328170848387125/1394465565011345509/speed.gif

[floral orbit]

when?

played today and got obliterated by reshala guard

[stark torrent]

5 seconds ago it says right there

so just now

[fast garden]

either nothing has changed or they are lobotomites now call it

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

sir

I am asking because the game didn't update

or can they change it without update?

[stark torrent]

ye

without

[floral orbit]

retards

problem for a week or so and they could have done something

god bless our souls for 1.0, we might fight demons

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

🧟‍♀️

[ancient marsh]

misread that last word in his name

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

tarkov has a leash around this man

[cyan garnet]

one tapped in the killa helmet

killing myself rn

[keen sparrow]

did he adjust his earbuds, rub his eyebrows, and the pull his left shirt sleeve up afterwards?

[ancient marsh]

and snort a line

according to one yt commenter on one short

[golden trout]

And what is this channel?...

[fast garden]

[pseudo storm]

A utopia

[wintry ridge]

30 straight days

i literally dont care which game it is, i aint doin that

[cyan garnet]

Channel dedicated to the best game of all time

[compact knoll]

One hour a day isnt that bad

[stark torrent]

Just to sort the stash

[ancient marsh]

also do remember

it's a 500$ fucking giftcard

probably for other bungie products

like destiny

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

TARKOV COMMUNITY BEST

[wintry ridge]

SIR YES SIR 🫡

[cyan garnet]

Lmfao a scav just phased through a closed door and legged me while I was looking out the other entrance

Its so peak

1.0 ready

[brittle sinew]

Is autosorting still pooped?

[stark torrent]

yes and no

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/interesting-hmm-sip-smile-look-gif-17756970

horrible embed fail

[brittle sinew]

What do you mean?

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent after the SCAV accuracy nerf do they perma cry if you break their arm/leg?

[stark torrent]

i cant tell i tried that

do they perma voiceline now

imma try it i guess

[ancient marsh]

Before when you broke their leg they voice line once

Now they repeat em on CD

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-robot-bigzom25-will-smith-smh-youre-right-gif-2471436218838546277

[hallow stream]

Dedicate your life

Dedicate your review to being negative

Bomb this bitch

[wintry ridge]

holy shit

you can actually refund the game???

cant wait for the 900000 bot account review bomb from 0.1 hour players with "game refunded" tag

isnt terminal gonna have black division

[cyan garnet]

Overwhelmingly negative

Its so peak

[cyan garnet]

"Worst game ever made, 9000 hours played"

[keen sparrow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C3Savpuuw4

[hallow stream]

War thunder, league of legends, valorant, many such games

[fast garden]

I love that this is also a regular occurrence, or at least used to be lmao

Game removed from account but zero refund

[fast garden]

I’m really curious how the region locking will work on steam since the different regions are sold as entirely different editions of the game in BSG’s launcher

[cyan garnet]

Kino

[keen sparrow]

This year has been the year of "5.45 is a higher number than 5 thus your level 5 plates mean nothing" for me

[keen sparrow]

literally every final fantasy 14 review

[vivid dawn]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1409710/Escape_from_Tatris/

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @floral orbit when arena u fatties

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bosh-big-john-gif-1259928948293412815

[ancient marsh]

what does that mean

BOSH

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll @floral orbit

https://tenor.com/view/gryffindor-lion-fire-eyes-hunting-gif-20592522

[ancient marsh]

bosh

[stark torrent]

Marine squad

[ancient marsh]

gave them that salty dog sausage

[compact knoll]

idk how you can use that shit in 30fps

[compact knoll]

you got psycho sniper yet?

[stark torrent]

nah , i finished shooter 8 tho

i will probably just factory cheese psycho ngl

[ancient marsh]

i mean he has to do it

how else would he do shooter born on streets?

[stark torrent]

we can go arena , idk what sween is doing

[ancient marsh]

lemme finish this raid

i got 100 kills quest for pve thingy

ref

@stark torrent vc?

[arctic quartz]

wait u real? xD

[stark torrent]

8 / 36 that guy had a baad game

[stark torrent]

ye

[arctic quartz]

perhaps

i could start playing that game

allweys wanted to play this tarkov

[cyan garnet]

does he know? he doesn't know.gif

[arctic quartz]

wdym

that the game is aids?

i know all that

[fast garden]

What does steam have to do with that

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh what are u doing man

we are waiting for another dude

[ancient marsh]

?

[stark torrent]

didnt u understand

[ancient marsh]

you did?

no

[stark torrent]

yes u fucking moron

[ancient marsh]

i asked like 7 times

[compact knoll]

we told you 5 times retard

[stark torrent]

we told you u ape

[ancient marsh]

it's whatever

i dont wanna play teamfight

im prolly gonna skip it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/victorian-victorian-child-dying-withering-away-i-am-dying-gif-14520903717911570406

[floral orbit]

big lion vs small dog

[golden trout]

I havent played tarkov since v12 is still poorly optimized? XD

[ancient marsh]

booted up pve

[stark torrent]

Probably worse

[ancient marsh]

went to gz

had full backpack

neck rope

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

are u coming for dailies?

[golden trout]

🥲

[floral orbit]

soon

[ancient marsh]

ok