#💣tarkov-released
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got some getback at least
toast and ??
feta cheese
oooooo indeed
though i hate calling it that
!topic
@soft coral
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
Tarkov bad 
LMAO
:(
what did i post off topic
!topic
@ancient marsh
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
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ah, doesn't say arena
ya got me
Not what i meant but u caught urself

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THIS GAME IS SO FUCKING BAD
@ancient marsh
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK
SFPDJHLNIÄKKLKJÖDFSJKLÖFDSLDSFKÖJDFSLJKÖDFSJPL
"i dont have space to bring ur stuff out" when i do it all the time for this mf
classic
meh its fine
im so salty
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● Fixed an issue with the sound occlusion system not working correctly in certain cases;
● Fixed an issue with bots being able to shoot through solid obstacles with stationary weapons on Ground Zero;
● Fixed an issue with the Cultist Circle that prevented some players from accessing PvE mode;
● Fixed an issue with the ability to fire underbarrel grenade launchers infinitely in PvE and Practice mode;
● Fixed the cause of incorrect skill point and mastery calculation when synchronizing with EFT: Arena;
● Fixed an issue where players would not receive a three-day trial access to EFT: Arena after completing the task Balancing Part 1 in PvE mode
wooooow
first ever sound fix
cant wait for binaurial audio 2.0
lps sucks
kms
stop diggin in me xal
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AI generated
full clip of AI
Full magazine of AI
@ancient marsh https://www.tiktok.com/@shroud/video/7519619350999993655
@little flame what happen
wdym
WoT gets 2.0 update and is still trash
idk you left or something
Tarkov gets 1.0 and is still more trash
got removed from the vc channel


real question are u high today @little flame
???
i was out for 8 hours in a row for the first time in 5 years bro cut me a fucking break
im trying to get my life together
im so fucking tired
ye but iedy and thee is
i already know that
they fucking hate me
but idk man
ill just fuck off
god bless man
bro calm down
just cool off come back tomorrow 
idk what happened but no need to escalate man

"come back" bro i literally cant lmao
im sure uwill be able to man just calm down
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
okay that's clever, come on
too bad im banned from official eft for telling @ancient marsh to paracord himself
and the mods actually took it as suicide encouragement

spawn reserve
rbv0
loot marked
minimum 1 m60
insta transit leave
queue reserve
spawn rbvo
repeats ad infinitum
me and iedy are marked room siphons
true Romanian reserve strat
we are out most times before anyone else knows any better
that is invalid c# code
a class member always needs a descriptor like a primitive type, class or interface, "var" is only valid in function bodies

bro has Minecraft Diamond Armor
with protection IV and unbreaking II
me and iedy trying so hard to do reserve tasks
but we keep getting rbvo spawn
if we dont loot marked and sit in the building we die outside
if we sit in the building and loot we get so fat we have to insta leave
SPT i know but it happens to me on Labs on the regular
head/jaw through an opening in a doorframe | | <-this wide
Ye Pestily complained specificaly about a certain bug rn where raiders seem to have bugged values
And they like shoot without even aiming in , they hipfire while moving straight in head
I will be there to review bomb that bitch

eyy man did this grenade kill you
how about this one
ok man so are you gonna sit in the bush all day

i just got
NOT ONE
BUT TWO DORMS MARKED FROM FENCE
FOR 1.3MIL EACH
BAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
I just saved 15% on my car insurance by switching to Geico
lol what
I stopped modding almost a year ago
Being able to add whatever gun i wanted to Tarkov was way more power than my moral compass could handle, so i stepped away
fucking Tron and his pistols
holy shit
delete BSG mesh
add pistol mesh
add slide mesh
done you have made pistol
Time to see if I beat Tarkov only using a Hi Point (I cant)
please, screencap the MOA on that for us
i gotchu
you'd be safer in Norvisnk throwing feces like an ape than using this thing
Are ya 1.0 ready son?
So ready i could dance
This mod is so Despicable
they just have good gaming chairs
arena is cancelled

cant fucking connect

rr disc
ye
ill be back in 20 then
i eat ice cream
@ancient marsh are you eating a full erect cock ??
@floral orbit did u hang urself instead of the clothes ??
how comes everytime discord breaks for u man
and Reserve spawns for being absolute cinema
Spawn near marked, kill 2 players , loot the marked, transit bug

Ad infinitum
Or Ad nasueum
me in RU chat

go carry me
@compact knoll @fast garden Cockrider is washed(he used a boltie), but still
Is a shame pistols don’t really have much of a use case
Switching to pistols is always faster than reloading
Not in tarkov tho
Lmao 1.0 ready
Pistol swap 1 second m4 reloading a 60 round mag .7 seconds god bless
lmao
Ive sent this before, therefore ♻️
why would i scroll up?
and check the whole channel if u sent a video

Cause this is the ccp and I have more lines in my emoji role so Im superior because my social credit is higher

fair enough 
@fast garden @ancient marsh @floral orbit
Nikita Glazing himself

Battlepass ending reference
Yep that’s what I was talking about before sween got kidnapped
next dlc Nikita will call me to pay ransom to be released from the btr
Would be a more interesting fucking event than this dogshit
Sween has been taken hostage by a group of mysterious assailants and the BTR driver has been blackmailed into assisting them
Ez so much better
there might be smth more to this event
A Tarkov 1.0 implies they gonna fix every issue known to man
fence asked me for the diary as well
They just wont
but i think its hard timelocked
nah it does not, so many games get released then they do patches
why would tarkov be different in this regard
They never will
And then insta failed?
No i gave it and he gave me moonshine
I got a task from mech that insta failed
Oh
I mean
You can get the achievement already
i need to find the disk on reserve for mech
So
Yeah
I handed him the disk and had to wait 2 hours or whatever so I got off
ye u need to decrypt 11 flashdrives for the password
then u play the game again
then go reserve find disk
then play the full game again

and the disk on reserve has spawns from Dome all the way down to Helicopter

my brother where is the rimworld channel no way u removed my access from there too what
am i schizo
it should be threads under bfart
truly
ACTUAL RAGE BAIT
NAH
NIKITA ENGAGEMENT FARMING DEATH THREATS ON TWITTER WITH THIS ONE

Nikita has gone full retard as of unheard unfortunately
He must be brought down to earth
I'm still waiting for that lever action and the ak parts rework
timestamp
IN A VIDEO GAME OF COURSE
BOMB YOU

BOMB YOU
KILL YOU
BOMB YOU
TILL THE DAY YOU FUCKING DIE

fucking unhinged retarrd
bro there is no fucking way tarkov will ever be on consoles
bro
you need to input fucking konami codes to play this game

the way you clear a jam would activate flying cars cheat on GTA San Andreas
Console tarkov is the number 1
bro sween has 1k hours and he started playing after jamming got introduced and he still doesn't know the fucking keybind
@fast garden
power outage in neighborhood
he legit asked us when we were playing arena
xbox series x gonna take off bro
VTOL
Friends ps4 is cooked
You know those consoles that keep your pizza warm and fry chicken wings
yea thats possible if you play tarkov on the console

ps4?
It’s the Kentucky Fried Console or whatever
Wood fired pizza or tarkov fired pizza
ivan will you play 1.0
Main Quest
incredible joke
Single Player Tarkov
are they releasing it or what
yeah right
it will be dogshit but insane
it wont be insane
we all know that the game will be the same they will just remove the beta sign at the bottom
and maybe add 1 or 2 more guns
@floral orbit hai woods
is it not l to inspect then alt l or osmething
shift t

not alt l
see
no one fucking knows
i thought shift t was to check mag
shift T is to check chamber
bruh
he just has a great gaming chair
Someone tell nikita on Twitter to add all the event bosses back like bloodhounds
Oh right I have an account
tigz told him that
all bosses on the same map by rotation every 2-3 hours and bloodhounds , cultists etc
Bloodhounds are still the single best event boss
Yeah i loved them , they had everything
PvP , Difficulty , Good Loot , good spawns

All you have to do to know how tarkov on console would go is look at how well unity games like “car mechanic simulator” and “kerbal space program” run on console
Nevermind the fact that tarkov has as many keybinds as a goddamn flight sim. Ff14 has proven that that hurdle isn’t impossible to overcome
Are you saying it’s very possible or not
The other side of that is that we have a rather competitive shooter on one end and a menu simulator on the other
Well
Tarkov is both but
Ykwim
oh it's awful
it'll be fucking awful
@fast garden streamers already wanting the game to wipe with OG Tarkov , yeah bro you no lifed 16 hours a day to get prestige now wipe
We are so lost
I kept seeing them say “wipe”
Like sir
Pls
Even I have been playing most days
I’m
MAYBE halfway there
You will have to AC grip your controller to play console tarkov
i mean mayb when we get Playstation 12 , idk how anyone could run Streets on console lmfao
Streets is disabled for console get fucked
Inertia, weight, loot, free Lightkeeper, lowkey killa, old pk06,
Labs gear req, zhuk (WE LITERALLY HAVE ALTYNS RETARD), no jams are all retarded
Like
Holy peak retard
HOWEVER
i mean bro could develop his own game at that point but whatever , i dont really care much as long as they dont wipe
if they do all the changes rn but keep the wipe im cool
if anything it would make PvP quests much faster
Fuck the cheese hitboxes, I agree, cultist bosses ehhhh maybe slight gear nerf but sure, bloodhounds 100%, labyrinth 100%, reduced aimpunch, and the prestige kappa change are all 100% agree from me
We don’t need old pk06 tho
Exactly
like bro has to get over it
pk06 right now is perfect , it is usable enough early but worse than any solid optic later
Imo prestige 1 should require kappa (maybe) and the rest shouldn’t
Like kappa is truly hard enough as is for something you throw away to prestige
imo i could agree , like , they could add a special taskline or whatever for any prestige
but doubt they gonna change that
if anything prestige 1 no kappa makes sense so everyone can experience it and maybe keep playing
Tbh that’s what the prestige quest should be for
have a sense of achievement
Nikita did say this prestige system is not permanent but this just means they will change it in 3-5 years or whatever
when they FiNd tImE

I’m gonna figure out how to mind controll pestily into making videos about how bad the game is without “thing that I want changed here”
I do actually think pestily has said he misses bloodhounds
imma go to shit on that
instead of complaining bro should go to factory to get that bolty kills
fucking casual
INBEFORE
https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/kWqmaDT5oGSQgradY?invite=cr-MSxVWHIsNDA4ODI1Njk1 HAPPENS TO THEM
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medal clipped it like its laggy
i didnt even know tagilla can spawn in there
Tagilla is either killa but harder or an easier kill than a scav no inbetween
ME WHEN I MELEE TAGILLA AND INSTEAD OF BASHING MY HEAD IN HE SHOOTS IT CLEAN OFF WITH SAIGA

Timmies : Yayy i finally got my Database folders from OLI , quick Billy , lets get out of here and finish the quest
Killa in the Parking Lot of OLI : no privet 
Yo, bloodhounds were fun, ngl
@fast garden @ancient marsh @floral orbit

brother ground zero lobbies have two chads and the rest are timmies
they fucked this
Armored core controller grip btw
Because you needed as many fingers as possible on buttons
Remember ps3 controller thumbsticks would hit each other if you brought them both inwards?
Even worse for folks with large thumbs
Well
I don’t even have large thumbs
But I would still clash lmao
Can someone explain this to me
Not that. I have the flashlight under the barrel on purpose
Naw mate
Bro is door maxing
I usually have the flashlight starboard side because pmc’s are all right handed shooters
Its the "half of these aren't even real people bro, watch this" meme
Why are they going into green anyway 
So funny thing
are these new?
If i tripwire the airlock the… annex? Airlock? With vog-25s, they never come in. The 5 minute timer on the trips will run up.
If i don’t tripwire, they file in like i’m handing out free labubus in green room
yes
@stark torrent @compact knoll i swear to fucking god if BSG is gonna make me pay 2 mil to get 1 of my sniperr levels back
BOMB YOU
BOMB YOU

have you tried hitting the head?
It was all head/throax
I should of clipped it
@stark torrent @soft coral Nikita’s strongest devils advocate
Back and forth for several messages now
You try to tell guy
“Game is shit”
He goes
i thought redditors don't think white people can be discriminated against 
Clearly a hypothetical situation

Genuine retards
I cannot believe that thing is allowed to reproduce
Why would it not fuck him up too
556 is basically tailor made for pmc health breakpoints and is dogshit against anything that has any more health than 440
Yet alone tagilla insanely high HP and armor
Like
7.62x54 BT/SNB/BS, 7.62x51 M61/M80A1/M993
Or leg
But tbh I hate trying to leg him
Pkm 👍
yeah same
Or cheapo AVT
Its time to use the m60 ive stashed for such emergencies
Low ROF on m60 is not great
The clumsiness of the pkm is justified by the fact that it’s the only non AVT automatic 54r
The m60 is kinda
Fine
But personally I’d just use an SA58
For easy drum mags

I'll give that a go this time and see what happens
I think he died from lead poisoning the 556 seemed like a mere inconvenience to him lmao
Which is why when i ask chatgpt “outside of reddit, “
i go around for the BTR and the guard instantly head jaws me from 400m with the bug

i literally cannot be fucked
all the fucking 2 kd whiners talking about WAHHHHHHHH MAX ASSUALT RIFLES AND VITALITY IS SO UNFAIR
shit literally happened while i was asleep and was patched before i could even do it
i do not care
woulda been cool if i got it
but people are acting as if max stn and throwables is making people better players
its just reactivating the skill of better playerrs
who were used to max strength and vit
i do not give a shit if timmy can surgery his leg in half the time with a cms
literally
i have no clue if this gif is even allowed
literally lowballing my existence on this server over a gif
jfc i hate the fucking r/tarkov and r/eft comunity

r/whoosh is smarter
how are people this retarded
its tarkov
they can always be more
unrelated to tarkovb
are mercs british
"peace out man, holster that cannon of yours"
most fucking brit sentence ive heard ever
there is not a single skill in this game
that is influenced by a headshot
tarkov players on r/eft when you tell them that killing someone because you shot them 3 times with 9mm in the armored chest is bad game balance
time to play this game that i hate against all the super op pmc max skill players
Dude people are wayyyy to excited for this og update concept
As if nade spam clone gun SA58 gang vs VAL gang memes weren’t awful
Zero intertia is gonna be something
Nostalgiabait
yeah some stuff wont happen devs talked to tigz they cant revert previous patches
so no nade quick spam
god bless
that would be easy to change but whatever gg
thank you bsg
thank you bsg for not doing this shit
if we had no impacts , it would have been smth , but nah
instant cast fireball
no
nice , mb we do some duos and shit for more stuff and lh and whatever
imma go to sleep now im tired as shit
LH Kills 
goons running straight into my aim while i bush on the other side of the map
no knight tho
then die to this
usec.gif
bro was lining the perfect shot
I love normal sleep schedule, go to bed at 7 pm wake up at 3 am
the spawnkill bush warrior
second guy was timbo
last guy didnt count fuck
8/15 baybee
995 m4 was a good idea
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@ancient marsh
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its gonna be so peak bro
Im surviving tagillas dungeon this time
@stark torrent ce plm e asta, trebuie sa isi campeze aia spawnu sa am sanse sa o fac
blast gang si pui bomba
cred
aveam 0/5 am dat refresh si imi da 0/3
ez refresh
hai ca jucam in 30 min asa

@ancient marsh hop on arena cause im gonna kms in teamfight
good morning ladies
Aimpunch worse than when someone headshots you in cs while you have no helmet on
almost gave me a brainbleed irl
THESE TWO ARE ONE FUCKING FRAME APART
Game is dog shit
trust the plan™ nikita knows best
did you see the clip of the aimpunch i posted
also the fucking audio right now is actually hurrendous
So it's peak
did i call it
binaurial 2.0?
audio right now is fucking dogshit
it was 10x betterr if they didnt touch it
legit everyone is so muffled
bro 😭
you cant hear anyone
like someone sounds 70m away when they are right around the corner
audio was perfect last patch
ye
except for LMGs being too noise polluting
where someone shooting a PKM makes the entire lobby not hear footsteps
Even with the retard loud running audio?
that doesnt exist anymore
you can barely hear footsteps
like what is that man
@cyan garnet


@stark torrent PUT THE ROPE DOWN SIR
arena can't hurt you anymore
@ancient marsh did you finish your dailies?
Took a break imma be back in 20 takin a showa
how i wake up knowing i need 4 grenadier kills, 6 lighthouse kills, 11 svd kills, and to go to labs
today i will zabralo

me with punisher 4 barely started
game shit
No
When are you coming
in 10 min I can play
@ancient marsh come but Iedy is in a fight
he listen footstep
thoughts?
does his family deserve the eternal pit of flames?
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden @little flame @soft coral
Why are you laying there like a cuck
fuck your mother
Actual cuck behaviour
Did I get ddos’d or something

deserved for playing tarkov
bro why are the rogues at lighthouse so cracked
@compact knoll say goodbye to your killa outfit
Tracksuit
Whatever
this is the third time i've died today trying to do tasks there

i mean couldnt u go thru it with tarkov.dev or w/e
how it feels when the cheater called charliechaplinsuckednikitas2incher isnt on the ban list (he killed you before you picked up ledx)
big
trust the plan™
nikita has a vision

tbf i dont even know if nikita has any vision
whatsoever
I am a true believer
$300 true believer edition available with 1.0
bro
rare L take
goddamn
atleast let u keep the tracksuit
thats cancer
actually not really
hes pretty bitchy nowadays
audio
killed someone in village on woods but then died to this virgin creature
@stark torrent @ancient marsh
got 3 heavy bleeds somehow
instantly

he might be john tarkov's disciple or some shtit
only 1 prestige for 9.5k hours is wacky
prestige has not been out that long man
literally last wipe
i did one prestige and didnt even do it until end wipe
yeah true
most people find prestige boring
i mean for good reason
psycho sniper again
yippe
me and iedy probably gonna try to do it this wipe so we can be prestige 2 for 1.0
but we dont have long to do it
o shit ye
@ancient marsh eating and I come back
ok i eat too then 
i havent touched a bolty since doing tarkov shooter 3 last month
have they leaked anything about 1.0 ?
aw
im in ur pc
ur ipgrabber image file backfired
my favorite one is the one with literally zero text
it's just a box that pops up and all u could do is press "ok"
bro
what in the genuine fuck
is that monstrosity
@ancient marsh how ru doing mister

no food
anywhere
zb 14 wasnt open
i searched so many boxes
lmao
and outskirts was red
wtf does that mean?

holy fk
hes cheating
theres no way
perfect through the box
like 10 shots in a row
@stark torrent @floral orbit
dorm overseer key...
they added ref to pve but you cannot finish his questline...

start matchmaking
game crashes instantly
jesus
1.0 right around the corner guys
might have one
cant win with these kings
i left home 20 mins
my power pole was sparking so hard it was gonna burn
gotta wait for enel
no tarkov @stark torrent
almost caused city wide power outage too
i fucking hate the shorts
ppl beinng dropped by homeless crackheads man
the shorts are so ugly
PMC chicken legs
PvE is peak
@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @floral orbit @little flame https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1408901089255882935/F8B1CDE4-3444-4038-BA48-4AF041A30CFF.png?ex=68ab6ce3&is=68aa1b63&hm=fdac64d734672557c97cf545292179b6b73c49d3f369fa0a4fb2d8e083b57108&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=511&height=788
is he high?
Nikita?
Nikita for the last 10 years
Nikita on 23rd of august: Tarkov community is the best
Nikita on the 22nd of august: Telling a random twitter user to shut the fuck up

yep
to be fair people on twitter do indeed need to shut the fuck up
killed with hammers and whatnot
almost pressing that illegal gif be like:
thats so true every time i open my gifs im in imminent danger of being banned for my crimes against humanity
same, the top is danger don't post

Skid Row isn't a city
Fucking Twitter Rednecks have no idea
@stark torrent fuck yeah, full of m80
holy fuck man
Looks like that one is making numbers
Its shooter born in heaven time 
god please turn his power off and hit his breaker with a meteorite 
iedy whenever he sees a truck delivering monster
lmao
thats me
aswell
fr
increasing the stack size of roubles is one of the best changes in eft btw

i am borderlanding
give me like 10 mins
@ancient marsh
lol
















glad to hear that
what the fuck

