💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

People will buy like 2-4 24 packs on their pickup orders

Like every week

[native crypt]

They really should just buy a kegerator at that point

[fast garden]

Bro I’m not even sure we have 6 packs of cans

You can get a 6 pack of bottles but like

[native crypt]

Think I've seen 6 pack of cans at Walmart

[stark torrent]

we dont have 6 packs of bottles , only 6 packs of 500ml cans

[fast garden]

Americans and their alcohol

[stark torrent]

holyyy amerika everything is buffed there

[fast garden]

The eastern European mind cannot fathom the American beer industry

It’s like 12oz cans

[stark torrent]

I go to lidl , buy a big bag of Jelly candy or whatever

US : 6 pack of XXL Jelly Candy bags

[fast garden]

Sir we call that

Regular

Share size

Family size

And party size

[native crypt]

It's gonna be 100 degrees all fucking week

[stark torrent]

Man what the fuck do you mean share size

what is teh Family Pack point tho

isnt it to share already

alooo

[fast garden]

Share is just

Fatass size

Family is like for a family of 6 bro

[stark torrent]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

SNACK PACK

everything has pack in it

[fast garden]

That’s just the brand

[stark torrent]

they made a brand after the size?

now that is smart business

[fast garden]

Snack pack is a brand s

[stark torrent]

the fucking marshmallows

[fast garden]

The bigass marshmallows for s’mores

[stark torrent]

who the fuck eats so many

[fast garden]

And for desert making

Those exist for baking

Rice crispy treats are a very common thing for people to make at home

Because homemade is so much better

[stark torrent]

10 bucks for 10 hamburger patties this is crazy mate

here its like 10 euros for 4

[fast garden]

The cheap Walmart shit is really cheap

Is it any wonder why we are all fat

You would be too

[native crypt]

My family kills those over a weekend

[fast garden]

Yeah we obliterate 12 of the fancy “wagyu” walmart ones

Chicken is even cheaper

[native crypt]

Yeah my dad recently got into smash burgers and they are super good

[fast garden]

Yesss

[native crypt]

I like mixing mustard and Tabasco and using that for the sauce

Great on fries to

[fast garden]

Thats interesting I may have to try that

We had smoked Turkey and pork ribs the other night so

[native crypt]

Yeah just mix it to taste

[fast garden]

I still have like over a half of a rack of ribs to eat when I get home

Since no one else will

[native crypt]

A half rack would disappear in my house

Just realized this is the tarkov channel I was having too much fun

[fast garden]

Little brother won’t eat leftovers dad can’t really have pork and mom will leave it for me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

Game is still down who cares

[native crypt]

He won't eat leftovers?

[fast garden]

Not really he is weird

[native crypt]

He would have starved in my hood lol

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pognt-gif-18873136

[native crypt]

Haven't seen Ivan in a minute did he get stolen

[stark torrent]

he is in offtopic

[native crypt]

Terrible

[fast garden]

Terrible

[ancient marsh]

bait

[native crypt]

We should cover Nikita head to toe in mustard for his sins

[ancient marsh]

reducing arm dmg is retarded

no one fucking kills u into the arms

[fast garden]

Yeah like

Genuine ape brain move here

[fast garden]

Good bait too

“Guys use this gun where the best bullet from traders has 30 pen”

The beeftards will eat that shit up

[fast garden]

Cooked like a good brisket

[native crypt]

Never met an Englishman who didn't try to lie to me

[ancient marsh]

to be fair

what the fuck else do u have on traders

[fast garden]

7.62 PS and BCP FMJ

[native crypt]

9x18 pbm bro

[stark torrent]

Where is the patch man im losing my shit

[fast garden]

Using trader ammo is cringe this wipe

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/you-got-any-gif-26357631

[ancient marsh]

if ur losing ur shit i suggest you plug your anus

[fast garden]

Literally go woods BTR camp and loot 4 raids worth of ammo

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-kitty-kitten-gif-14071041038638298746

[stark torrent]

projecting

[ancient marsh]

do the foreskin apple method

[stark torrent]

360 7N40 ggs

sank you

[fast garden]

Literally

Scav reserve or go BTR camp

Ez ammo

[native crypt]

Is mvd key still baller

[fast garden]

Even lighthouse if you are lucky

[stark torrent]

im wooding my shit rn

[native crypt]

True as fuck

[fast garden]

Yes

[native crypt]

Yipee

[fast garden]

There’s better areas tho imo

[native crypt]

There's a terra group Amory key on streets that's pretty good to iirc

[fast garden]

Lighthouse wtp roofs and BTR camp

[native crypt]

Yeah

[fast garden]

Literally anywhere on reserve

[native crypt]

Love reserve

Just need rr

[ancient marsh]

where is that btw?

across the street from the stylobate building?

[stark torrent]

yes

[ancient marsh]

where the "beyond the red meat 2" item is right?

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck am i looking at

fuel

it's him

FuelSmirk

[fast garden]

The noble customs transit:

Set up fika and played some last night with a buddy

I love free cam watching the AI

[native crypt]

Yeah

[fast garden]

Classic

Tarkov community on Reddit doing flips about how there’s nothing in the patch

Sir

There is an event

They have been teasing for ages

[ancient marsh]

elon musk reference at start

is the game live?

[stark torrent]

no

glorious is like on withdrawal

[floral orbit]

how tf is this shit still not up?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[compact knoll]

ping me when game is up

[ancient marsh]

game is up

[stark torrent]

lying turd

[ancient marsh]

wait did you check?

[fast garden]

Ping me too even though I am at work

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll the game is up

[ancient marsh]

i know, i lied

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

you weren't supposed to fall for it, idiot

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[floral orbit]

you should be killed in game ofc

spawn camped by cheaters even in pve

[ancient marsh]

you have many opportunities on arena

you rarely take them

https://tenor.com/view/kathlol-speed-ishowspeed-speed-laugh-ishowspeed-laugh-gif-3259526663984568833

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[stark torrent]

BSG told Glory no ETA

dogshit fucking game

[fast garden]

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/let-me-in-eric-andre-wanna-come-in-gif-13730108

[compact knoll]

they 100% fucked something up

[fast garden]

Tarkovs been down for what

19-20 hours now

[floral orbit]

Glori showing old tarkov, that shit looks like cod or smth with the movement

[fast garden]

Since around 3:30pm for me and it’s 11 am

Yeah no inertia tarkov was. Something

[floral orbit]

and the insta nade damn

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll game is up

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent da-i mute la asta vreo 2 ore

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

[ancient marsh]

i don't think i like no inertia gameplay

@fast garden i didn't play that much in no inertia times to have an opinion

and didnt play much immediately afterr

i think no inertia overall was a negative

the cancer AD AD spam

like

it would make desync in fights worse

in my opinion

[compact knoll]

Yeah it was, not a big fan of it tbh

Omega cancer

[ancient marsh]

i think overall slowing the game down a bit was a positive

the grenade spam was turbo cancer

but the recoil was good

gear availability was good

[compact knoll]

Grenade spam was somewhat interesting

If you had fast enough reaction you could kill the guy throwing the nade

Or throw an m67 and push under it

[compact knoll]

FALSE

FALSE

[ancient marsh]

what? why?

[floral orbit]

les gooooooooooooooooooooooo

@stark torrent les gooo

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll game is up

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

literally took a nap

[floral orbit]

and woke up in hell

[compact knoll]

First three shots your gun shits itself

[ancient marsh]

no no

i didn't mean last recoil system

i meant the first recoil system

[stark torrent]

no it was before they ruined the recoil

and added the camera recoil and other shit

[ancient marsh]

^

[stark torrent]

it was the og pk06 recoil

thats how i call it cause everyone was using only pk06

on every gun

[compact knoll]

It was still shit on most guns

[stark torrent]

tbf hipfire was also extremely accurate

remember they nerfed hipfire twice

[compact knoll]

First 3 shots you miss everything

Forget it

Than after its ok, yes

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll https://youtu.be/9ZSB3i734fA?si=bknymAmH9L65OCJI&t=167

timestamp

[compact knoll]

Brother m4 has 27 recoil or someshit like that

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent did I get banned from illfart for callind Cockrider fat?

[stark torrent]

no?

[floral orbit]

wtf

the channels keep disappearing

[stark torrent]

bug?

[floral orbit]

maybe

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

reserve

[fast garden]

I miss old pointfire so much

[fast garden]

Ww3 on reserve

Wonder what this is about

[floral orbit]

I just realised

I am not lv 35

no flea for me

[ancient marsh]

the big developer fucks the small casual player.

🦁

[floral orbit]

ak12 is 2.2 mil on flea ppl saying

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

guys no flea is a rly good idea

[floral orbit]

test drive quests are dog

[ancient marsh]

it's just that simple to balance the game around no flea

just turn flea off

[stark torrent]

i have like 8 of them

ouuskha

[floral orbit]

hurry and sell

before price goes down

[stark torrent]

glorious spawned in

went reserve

died off spawn @fast garden

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh Glorius

yep

[ancient marsh]

time to pay 2 mil in tax

[stark torrent]

[floral orbit]

just wanted to say that

[ancient marsh]

deserved for being bald

[stark torrent]

go vc

[ancient marsh]

[fast garden]

What a good event I’m sure

[viral egret]

whart

[stark torrent]

arena

@compact knoll hop on arena bbg

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

have to update

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[compact knoll]

half done with medal for todayt

[stark torrent]

actually a worse game than tarkov imo

[compact knoll]

sir

i fly 700 kmh

bomb a base and j out

[stark torrent]

exactly

0 new gamemodes

[compact knoll]

if im lucky i kill a guy trying to kill me

[stark torrent]

its the same shit over and over

i know cause i did the same with the su25

[compact knoll]

sir

[stark torrent]

to get the mig

over and over

[compact knoll]

i know what you are doing right now

[stark torrent]

over and over

[compact knoll]

dont hit me with this shit

[stark torrent]

spawn in with full napalm , lowest fuel

set engines to 75%

stay on phone

bomb 2 bases

go back

repeat

get one of those big maps , j out

go to hangar

[compact knoll]

cant limit tarkov download speed

[stark torrent]

we dont play that shit

[compact knoll]

999 ping

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[compact knoll]

prob gonna do the w task on sr3m

and than blow my brains out with it

[compact knoll]

friends screenshot

[stark torrent]

hehe

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent thinking of getting a hellcat setup after this marthom

3 hellcats + 1 in the normal tree

4 hellcats

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1060370450535960607/1392968929168724029/1381464435096293557.webp

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

wrong hellcat ur trynna buy young man

https://tenor.com/view/dodge-challenger-burnout-gif-26319485

https://tenor.com/view/kj2ugly-lazerdim700-undergound-music-srt-hellcat-gif-7948896795904806736

second gif when you search "hellcat"

[stark torrent]

@fast garden zryachy apparently has ak 50

homelander cheater on his way

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-blast-off-fly-away-mad-angry-gif-7976436256671662488

cheaters when zryachiy had thermal axmc

[fast garden]

Since it was added yes

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent veryfing files

than we do w tasks

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1407780427057598575/image.png?ex=68a75931&is=68a607b1&hm=ac8327f4a71cd317aa60687729d46b2b629c53112ac81f8f28be9333116a2e29&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[compact knoll]

shoreline

[ancient marsh]

that wasn't a debate, retard

[viral egret]

wtf?

why did i just get

shot by a scav

as a scav

[floral orbit]

[fast garden]

What did they break

[ancient marsh]

???

i think they fucked up and made the condition for that challenge

"kill 1 guy with a headshot in a game"

instead of "kill 500 guys with headshots"

[fast garden]

That 3rd task

Fuck

💀

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

I couldn’t even get 4 and live for that one khorovod challenge

Cheaters gonna speed run all the top 1000 tags

[stark torrent]

yeah

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1407782515602620487/image.png?ex=68a75b23&is=68a609a3&hm=0860e1de37ca39fe6f6d17c5ca2f94efd99b1f1b857fc6679fefec84697e6428&

Tf is he talking about

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

bro inhaled the wrong fumes

[fast garden]

Worms

[ancient marsh]

i am happy to reveal it isn't bugged and i deadass got 1 headshot in 10 mins of last hero @little flame @fast garden

[ancient marsh]

what is on that fox's face

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-22733242

[little flame]

bro 😭

[ancient marsh]

THERE IS AN INVISIBLE GUY ON ARENA

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

NO SOUND NO KILLFEED

[stark torrent]

we have an invisible guy lmfao

[ancient marsh]

rare event

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

we still lost the game

[floral orbit]

sir

stop watching tiktoks and carry

[fast garden]

New tarkov event

Everyone here on arena

God bless

[ancient marsh]

if sween didn't get mvp we would have won

[compact knoll]

@fast garden JOIN

[fast garden]

Sir I am at work

[fast garden]

Sign of the end times

[ancient marsh]

LVNDMARK streamer item

https://tenor.com/view/lvndmark-touching-headset-gif-3099865383256764544

[ancient marsh]

rare cum-crusted eotech

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-gold-cases-unbox-reaction-gif-10790529016447782587

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/oye-dou-dou-yuri-cat-meme-cute-cat-gif-9629613601312012905

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1mvnwfa/spawning_into_arena_fully_invisible/

[soft coral]

may god save these men

hopefully they find a cure to that illness

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/backshots-retromanny-senpairetro-senpai-retro-retro-gif-13357716716654794606

[soft coral]

okay mate

gun head you know the drill

[stark torrent]

invisible guy ggs

and on 1st place cheater

[compact knoll]

gifted player

50 kills 11 days after buying account

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @little flame

[ancient marsh]

50 USEC (!) kills

at least double bears

so he killed 100 players

[compact knoll]

he got 50 bears on 1/18

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @little flame

heart attack update

unfortunate

[keen sparrow]

Gotta love when people forget their fucking gloss maps

[fast garden]

Many such cases

[keen sparrow]

250$ game btw

[fast garden]

Bro is pve maxing

[viral egret]

have fun

[viral egret]

where tf is the scav base

i thought i fianlly found it

but i didnt

is it this place

[soft coral]

artyom wouldbe into this

[compact knoll]

yaeh problem

[soft coral]

no judgement from me sir

i can see you being collared and with cat ears on

[viral egret]

'

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

we dont judge in this household

[viral egret]

is scav base close to this

i thnik this place is called stronghold or smth

[stark torrent]

no e cladirea din mijloc

aia mare

fortress

e in dreapta cladirii din poza

e aia cu machinegunuri pe ea

[viral egret]

aia cu geamuri sparte

ok

ma duc pana acolo daca pot

[soft coral]

da da pula mea
futu ti matii satelitu

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[soft coral]

takes one to know one you know

never forget

[viral egret]

bagamias pula

ma ataca goonii

dude im in the scav base now

and i cant plant

the thing

[little flame]

x2

who ping

[little flame]

lol

[ancient marsh]

?

[floral orbit]

Iedy has a kedr

but it doesn't render for me

[ancient marsh]

God bless the entire bsg dev team

They got pretty far in the industry despite every developer having Down's syndrome

It's quite amazing what you can achieve even without your frontal lobe

[floral orbit]

it's something special

[little flame]

why is flea up now

wtf

ah lvl 35

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent stand up, everything fades to black, head starts pulsating

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

drink water mate

go gulp some water

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/necronomics-skull-trooper-necro-poop-bro-writing-poop-gif-14596670763127364241

just die bro🥀

[keen sparrow]

When you open up their bullshit it is amazing that the game even runs

It’s almost x-ray engine levels of fuckery in there

[stark torrent]

wtf

[compact knoll]

Alo?

Thinking if i should pull an all nighter to grind arena in the morning and fix my sleep schedule

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

just sleep man

[hallow stream]

They should be aware that their game is horrible dog shit

[keen sparrow]

Lol wut

Ayo maybe they can shut their servers down again. 2 more times i’ll make partner off their ineptitude

[compact knoll]

But then my sleep schedule is still shit and i dont get the w task done

They didnt fix the invisible bug btw

[floral orbit]

they said they did

[compact knoll]

Nvm they did im just blind

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent good night cunt, hope your pc didn't blow up

[stark torrent]

Internet just kys

@fast garden @floral orbit oh well imma just go sleep , see ya later guys

[fast garden]

internet said bed time

fuck that sherpa asshole

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-good-night-sleepy-gif-11683163696984946875

[fast garden]

scaving and going to swamp sounds like a great way to find insane kits rn

[fast garden]

pulled a sherpa on a two man

no one expects the dark corner vector sniper

[cyan garnet]

Jarvis shred this man with 9x19mm

[fast garden]

hideouttime

[compact knoll]

The arena player rapes the scav main

Cycle old as time

[wintry ridge]

watch your mouth young lad

[fast garden]

this is the best it has ever been

hoses for 100k?

nah we got literally everything for 100k

[compact knoll]

The arena player benefits as always

Why do scav bullshit for hideout

Play arena than just buy it

[fast garden]

doing both>

[wintry ridge]

no theyre kinda right

flea is just a little circlejerk at the top for mfs to exchange better gear now

[fast garden]

surely

[compact knoll]

i want hardcore because it will level the playing field

[fast garden]

jesus christ

[wintry ridge]

instead of like, a flea market for anyone over level 15

[compact knoll]

why do the sweats have more than mr

Everytime

[compact knoll]

Also this sentence is retarded on its own

Heard it today

[fast garden]

frota

respectfully

[compact knoll]

Who should be the playing field

[fast garden]

you are retarded

[compact knoll]

You, me?

Dad with 5 kids that plays 1 hour a day

Why should i be progression locked, because you suck at the game

For a hardcore game as nikita said

This is just making it more casual

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

9 mm vector

33 mags

pst only

short burts no mag dumps

gun not running red hot

3 jams now

all jams have been between 85-93 dura

[cyan garnet]

[compact knoll]

this is the second time i see braindead teammates

and i mean like braindead

crouching and shooting gun in spawn for 10 rounds

[cyan garnet]

clankers

[viral egret]

kill pmc ai

sr 25

5 drum mags

ITS ALL M62

[compact knoll]

probably

[ancient marsh]

I agree with op

[stark torrent]

What gear bro nobody is selling any guns or armor, you cant buy ammo

All u can get are overpriced hideout items

Spent 7 mil for med station

[compact knoll]

he is at 11 hours right now

but he is almost done

[ancient marsh]

keys

that allow u to level traders

to buy gear

[compact knoll]

its a fucking

text quest

also its ai generated

[next temple]

THE STATE

They are really just shitting in the mouths of their players

and saying it's a cake

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent are repairs still 10000000 rouble

on pvp

[stark torrent]

let me see

yeah

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent wait am inute

no

nooooooooooo

bro NO

ARENA INTEGRATION BROKE MY FUCKING SKILLS

I WAS LIKE 10 POINTS AWAY FROM LVL 10

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

this game is fucking dogshit bro

oh

nice

and they broke containers @stark torrent

now when you start opening a box and ur moving

it doesnt open actually

[stark torrent]

yeah that bug happened before

nice

[ancient marsh]

u gotta stand still

[stark torrent]

after a patch as well

[ancient marsh]

i fucking hate this company

[stark torrent]

just play pvp with us bro

we fuck around together

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

@floral orbit @compact knoll PVE arena integration made my skills match those on arena but now my bolt action skill went down from like lvl 9.9 to lvl 3

(you need lvl 10 for psycho sniper)

gonna make a support ticket

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

what the flying fuck

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

don't file a support ticket like me king

[stark torrent]

the roids worked

[ancient marsh]

yoooooooooooo

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/lvndmark-touching-headset-gif-3099865383256764544

don't mind me

collecting evidence

@stark torrent what websites exist to upload images so i can link them?

imgur doesnt work

[stark torrent]

no clue i used imgur

[compact knoll]

she it puppygirl

yeah right mate

yeah right

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[ancient marsh]

27 year old man

[compact knoll]

the radar is never wrong

[cyan garnet]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-edit-gif-6827962972991268428

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent HOOOOOOOOOW

200 is max

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[stark torrent]

what is that man

[compact knoll]

i was checking uni budget contest

like the grade you have to get on finals to get in

some guy scored fucking 199.6

HOOOOOOOW

[stark torrent]

yeah start training son, you gonna have to carry a lot of shells

better put some meat on those stick arms of yours

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-give-up-suicide-detroit-gif-1498732651145058021

100 is the minimum you can get

150 is the minimum they will accept

160 is median they accepted

honestly doesnt look that bad

i can easily get 200 on english

and then since im in the same region its a x1.04

[stark torrent]

to be fair , when my sister took the exam for dental school

She got like 72 / 100 and was around in the middle of her class

but there was a girl that got 90/100 and she was exactly as u expect , no lifer , parents always behind her, 0 social skills

[compact knoll]

there is a coficent for the one you take

[stark torrent]

and getting 90/100 on med school is like

insane

[compact knoll]

ukranian is 0.35, math 0,4, history 0,25

english is actually 0.4

im only good in history and english

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-give-up-suicide-detroit-gif-1498732651145058021

biology is 0.5 highest

delete of shame

[stark torrent]

[next temple]

I know the sort which get these grades, their lives are not good trust me

(mf' has no social life, his parents are mega strict and he has a social IQ of a 8 year old)

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

real and true i have never met someone insanely smart that was not like that sadly

[next temple]

If anything these people were robbed of their childhood

[compact knoll]

bruh

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent my city is considered an active warzone

i might be able to get a quota to enter, not mattering on my grades

https://tenor.com/view/meu-gif-27420939

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[ancient marsh]

just tell them you have tracksuit on tarkov

they will surely allow you in

[compact knoll]

disablity status immediatly

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/i-get-it-now-gif-1377156445417151910

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent half the match disconnected

for 0 reason

both enemies and my team

there is one guy currently

and they keep dsiconnecteing

google ai mentions my city unpromted

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[stark torrent]

server issues i see on reddit

[compact knoll]

i think almost every one of guns have teamfight for wtask

the only way people will do it

bro i only got 57 kills

i can do that in 15 min of last hero

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/hyper_rat/status/1958355951116755117

HyperRatTV (@hyper_rat)

GG lmfao

#EscapefromTarkov https://t.co/dcaCZxtD2w

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 21, 2025, 2:30 AM

1.0 this year btw

[compact knoll]

bro said 16 hours

not 13

for the w task

lemme see what number he gets

if its above 500 i dont know if i wanna bother

he is 7th

ALOOOOO

also thats a cool number

lucky number

ok we are doing w tasks

fuck my chud life

@stark torrent @ancient marsh YOU ARE COMING WITH ME

[ancient marsh]

And I LOSE skill points?

[ancient marsh]

No

[dapper grotto]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1mvp3bm/confirmed_all_under_barrel_grenade_launchers_are

jesus this patch is borked

[stark torrent]

natural after a 15 hour downtime

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent get on arena

[stark torrent]

later

https://tenor.com/view/graveyard-cemetery-come-back-from-the-dead-rise-back-from-the-dead-zombie-gif-12975347

POV : Sween

[floral orbit]

man chose life and sanity

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

[floral orbit]

nah, he doesn't want low skill players, I am lucky

[compact knoll]

all i want is to be happy

[fast garden]

Man fuck I shoulda got on arena

[ancient marsh]

there are no ubgls on arena tho

[fast garden]

Still no goddamn COFDM

[compact knoll]

w task

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-the-frog-sad-sad-face-meme-tears-gif-16441527

@ancient marsh get on arena bbg

9/35 3 kills in one round

[fast garden]

Fuck this I’m calling out of work

Gonna pray I can speed level in last hero

Thank god for Walmart attendance system

[viral egret]

fututi mortii matii

tagilla

[fast garden]

mp5

thorax

tagilla

sir

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @fast garden hop on woods bbg we have a sherpa to kill

i need the letter pls

[viral egret]

what

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WLS7DPtYfk0?si=MDVJnbZIfrMNq_tR

[viral egret]

it was dark and i couldnt see anything so i just shot at what i thought was tagilla

[fast garden]

let me see if arena supercharges my shit

[viral egret]

because the motherfucker ran up to me with sledgehammer and barely missed

[stark torrent]

do we play one game ? how does it work

[fast garden]

NA east should be dead this early tho

[fast garden]

i think its random

[stark torrent]

that is crazy

[fast garden]

the skills dont level in arena tho

[stark torrent]

yeah some of them dont

[fast garden]

they just level in tarkov

[stark torrent]

i mean my str in arena is 38 thee

[fast garden]

holy shit

[stark torrent]

and charisma is 26

my hideout management is 38

[fast garden]

yeah thats not normal

[stark torrent]

sir there is no hideout in arena

[fast garden]

hideout is normal tho lmfao

all of my classes

uhhh

no more assault 45 mags

are we deadass

[stark torrent]

only m4

they changed it yesterday they added only the 40 stanags

why

idk

pula

[fast garden]

sost enforcer back on the menu

gg

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/abell46s-reface-policia-police-doofy-gif-18842974

average bsg employee

[stark torrent]

oh so we can use the x39 40 rounders

DEVS

ALO

BALANCING

they removed the AK12 mags but not the

i cant

[fast garden]

mp5 enforcer

rip

jesus

[viral egret]

fututi mortii matii

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/kWqmaDT5oGSQgradY?invite=cr-MSxVWHIsNDA4ODI1Njk1

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

lore accurate tagilla

[viral egret]

what the fuck

and i thought tagilla was bad

labyrinth tagilla is apparently on cocain now

[floral orbit]

peak experience

[viral egret]

a door is optional to open

mfw pmc ai noclips thru door to get to me

[fast garden]

man

i do not have the supercharge arena skill bug

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointed-unamused-sad-somacguffin-somac-gif-15629876605381114210

[fast garden]

pilgrim scav

we are so back

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll sween send the cock screw gif

[ancient marsh]

and i cant delete it

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

discorrd removed deleting dms you receive

[floral orbit]

[stark torrent]

come woods bby @fast garden

new quests also dropped

[fast garden]

im doin a scav rq then i will

need my ram

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/did-you-pray-today-gif-3738474142861396515

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

proceed to go fight scavs

loot a weird scav

its tagilla

didnt even kill him dude was already laid out

[fast garden]

uhhhhhh

[ancient marsh]

data

[stark torrent]

loot

[ancient marsh]

where pfilters

[fast garden]

everywhere

if you need go loot woods cultist bunker and btr camp

insta sold

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

filtering my shit rn

[stark torrent]

im about to fitler

i made almost 1 mil from selling dvds and cords

Romanian Businessman

[ancient marsh]

where in bunker

[stark torrent]

table next to the circle

[ancient marsh]

ok saar

[stark torrent]

it has a hard spawn for them

[fast garden]

the table, and the big shelves in the back right room

also the floor in 3 spots on the first room on the right

one in front of the pallet (iirc thats whats there) and one either on it or to the right

and one in a pile of shit in floor in the close right of that first room

in btr camp

basically fucking everywhere theres a tool spawn

[ancient marsh]

ok ok i check

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

im boutta crash out

because of the container looting bug

https://vxtwitter.com/tarkov/status/1958473562114724032

Escape from Tarkov (@tarkov)

Dear players,

We appreciate your feedback and reports of issues you encountered on the first day after the release of updates in #EscapefromTarkov and #TarkovArena. A series of technical updates will be released shortly to address the following issues:

In Escape from Tarkov:
● A number of issues with sound positioning, occlusion system performance, and the volume of certain sounds;
● Fix for an issue where players could fire their underbarrel grenade launchers indefinitely in PvE ZONE and training mode;
● Fix for an issue where some players were missing dialogue options with the BTR Driver;
● Fix for an issue where a number of players were unable to enter PvE ZONE;
● Fix for an issue where players did not receive three days of access to EFT: Arena after completing the ‘Balance. Part 1’ task in PvE ZONE.

In Escape from Tarkov: Arena:
● Skill and mastery points are not being correctly transferred from EFT: Arena to EFT;
● Some users are experiencing issues w…

vxTwitter / fixvx · Aug 21, 2025, 10:17 AM

[floral orbit]

bugged

[stark torrent]

sween is trapped in teh btr

[ancient marsh]

is that a fucking couch

[ancient marsh]

aw hell naw sween took the FakeTaxi

@stark torrent

[little flame]

FakeBtr

4 gig update for flea

nice one nikita

bro wtf is this garbage

LMAO

FIX YA LAUNCHER

[floral orbit]

your mother is a very nice lady

[ancient marsh]

thank you so much i will tell her that today

she is making pizza today

[little flame]

shes in the fake btr bro

[ancient marsh]

you take that back

or i'll take your back

[floral orbit]

send him that gif

[little flame]

it joke men

[floral orbit]

the forbiden one

[little flame]

racism

[ancient marsh]

no

the cock screw one

[little flame]

@arctic quartz free my man

the mods took him

[floral orbit]

[ancient marsh]

THIS FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKA

CLIP INCOMING

I WILL FUCKING

nevermind

i can't make terror threats

[little flame]

THREATENING TO RELEASE CLIP

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

is joke

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @floral orbit @fast garden @little flame

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE

[little flame]

LMAO

[ancient marsh]

HE DID A FUCKING 360

DROPSHOT

FIRST BULLET HEADSHOT

[little flame]

hes killa

is that a scav

or pmc

[ancient marsh]

FUCK THIS DEVELOPER TEAM'S ENTIRE ANCESTRY AND FAMILY LINE

[little flame]

genuinely cant tell

pmc

?

[ancient marsh]

guard

[little flame]

bro

the state of it

[ancient marsh]

did you see my clip

[cyan garnet]

One of sanitars guards did that earlier today

[little flame]

yes

[ancient marsh]

i forgot i bought the Small Dog edition for that raid

my bad i guess

i should have played better

[little flame]

in abrahams raid it happened

i witnessed it

[cyan garnet]

ads on him instant 180 head, eyes through face shield first shot

Diagnosis: skill issue

[ancient marsh]

it's true i was the burning bush

[compact knoll]

this game was promised to me 3000 years ago

[little flame]

LMAO

[fast garden]

ooooo

[soft coral]

plays shitty game
surprised when game is shit

many such cases

[little flame]

[soft coral]

I was part of he problem henceforth I can say that

[hallow stream]

MOOOOOM GET THE CAMERAAAAA

[soft coral]

should i go explore my apartment buildings basement?

most likely will get asbestos poisoning

[little flame]

do it stalker

[ancient marsh]

you should go to the employment center

[compact knoll]

unemployed activities

[ancient marsh]

and leave an application

[little flame]

+5000 rubles from sidorovich

[stark torrent]

get fleas and aids or what

[little flame]

flea market?

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1408087553755578388/S6HhhIU75bWBwO4pHY64cPcqKIX2p7A8.jpg?ex=68a87739&is=68a725b9&hm=6f38d209371978f686083aa0adcdfbd71b1285eda421def192f293cdcf5d4391&=&format=webp&width=257&height=350

ivan:

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

https://tenor.com/view/job-jumpscare-job-application-job-meme-job-jumpscare-gif-5102454363566376023

ivan:

[soft coral]

fucking animals 3 pings

GUN HEAD PLEASE

[little flame]

@soft coral who

[soft coral]

mate istg drink gasoline and jump in a fire

[little flame]

[soft coral]

ive never been down there ill probably come out looking like a controller

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-gif-20195264

[soft coral]

for 4k euro ,not bad

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@soft coral

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[soft coral]

idc

[little flame]

ivan arc

ivan when he knows tarkov is dogshit but cant prove it

[soft coral]

cant prove it?

mf look at the clips me , iedy or artyom has posted

[little flame]

[little flame]

what clips you clips?

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/WaitImCheating/status/1958520362016112865

WaitImCheating (@WaitImCheating)

LOOOL 45 minutes into my stream :D.

Banning people for playing arena now???

X · Aug 21, 2025, 1:23 PM

[little flame]

LMAOOOAFDOAFDOFDOFDOFAO

THEY WERE JUST PLAYING?

GAMMEEEEEEEEE???!!!

2% to get banned for entering an arena match

LMAOOO

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/bamZPY

[little flame]

2% chance for ban 98% for nothing

[hallow stream]

Bro using the pea shooter