💣tarkov-released

[viral egret]

cred ca

[fast garden]

Lighthouse is literally season 2 fortnite rn

[viral egret]

e mult mai ieftin acolo oricum

[hallow stream]

BOTS ARE REVIEW BOMBING THE GAME

[fast garden]

Everyone in a bush with a rifle

[hallow stream]

EVERYONE LOVES EFT

[fast garden]

No one moves

[stark torrent]

da, pai la noi sunt aduse de acolo, fac un polish si cer 2000-3000 in plus pe ea

business

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

[viral egret]

pai

d-aia ar vrea sa se duca

daca nu, oricum mergem ca e frumos si rece acolo

[stark torrent]

they need to just release flea at this point, wipe is cooked anyway

[viral egret]

poate ninge

[stark torrent]

might bring some casuals back at least

[hallow stream]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN THE GAME IS BORING WITH SHIT QUEST DESIGN AND SHIT SPAWNS AND HALF THE MAPS ARE FUCKING SHIT

HES MAKING SHIT UP

I CANT DO ANYTHING WRONG IM NIKITA I OWN BSG

[stark torrent]

just give us flea so we can finish Kappa and prestige or whatever , at this point its garbage

[hallow stream]

WERE THE PERFECT STUDIO

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-buyanov-tarkov-gif-2345207357876636994

[hallow stream]

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "NEGATIVE REVIEW, GAME SHIT, NIKITA HAS STAGE 4 BALL CANCER"

[fast garden]

Yeah like

[hallow stream]

Nikitas mother walks into room

[fast garden]

I REALLY like no flea

But when people are getting to this point

Just fucking put it back

[hallow stream]

SON THE FUCKING OFFICE WE USED FOR MONEY LAUNDERING IN THE UK GOT INVESTIGATED

WERE GETTING SUED AND GOING TO JAIL

[fast garden]

After like 40 days or whatever flea back on pls

[hallow stream]

(best ending)

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Woods Depot 25% buff

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent ba da tu unde dracu lucrezi ca toata ziua esti pe eft

ca vreau si eu

[stark torrent]

prof de engleza

am vacanta

:))))

[floral orbit]

lol

nu ma asteptam xD

si cum a trecut vacanta?
ce vacanta ba frate, am kappa💀

secondary job alert

[stark torrent]

Da, vedem acum dp 25 august daca mai raman profesor sau ma angajez la supermarket la ce schimbari au facut musitii astia din guvern

mortii ei de tara

[stark torrent]

da, pai , norocul meu este ca de obicei cand dau astia Wipe , mereu incepe cate o vacanta

gen vara / iarna

:))

dar asta nu mai e joc de oameni normali

[floral orbit]

si eu caut acuma

da ma bate partea cu 1-3 ani experienta

cand vad "proven work experience", aia de unde mai scot ba

[stark torrent]

da, si pe mn , eu am 3 ani experienta dar nu in ce cacat vor astia

paznic la spital - 3 ani experienta in Afghanistan

[floral orbit]

au dat increase artificial la durata de progres...ca pla

da la voi ce v-au schimbat, cu orele de lucru?

[viral egret]

ba ce aud

[stark torrent]

da, orele de lucru , s-au desfintat scolile mai mici deci automat mai putin locuri de munca

[viral egret]

eu ca elev/student etc

pe 8 septembrie

nu incep scoala

[stark torrent]

nu esti la liceu ba

[viral egret]

ba da

da e greva

[stark torrent]

la ce ai intrat

[floral orbit]

💀

[viral egret]

chimie industriala

[stark torrent]

forza bag pl in scoala

[viral egret]

din toate liceiele care le-am ales

asta e cel mai bun

ca tot drumu sunt in tranvai sau metro

[stark torrent]

Walter cel Alb

[floral orbit]

fura asta cupru de rupe

[viral egret]

ma fac walter cel balkan

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-8086630669522815021

[viral egret]

inloc sa coc metamfetamina coc tuica si palinca

[floral orbit]

@stark torrent te apuci de rmt pe tarkov, cu hc cred ca faceai ceva bani

[stark torrent]

gun head

ma apuc de scav run irl

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/pokelawls-turkish-kiss-turkish-fat-kiss-love-gif-16694934

[fast garden]

Wdym buff

Depot has been back to its normal cracked self lately

It feels good

Even depot key

[stark torrent]

i mean the 25% loot buff they did

i found a lot of rare loot and 360 rounds of 7n40 lul

• just good shit

yeah

i guess i know what im doing

sir your cheapest bush near the BTR stop

[fast garden]

I got an extra depot key from fence 6

First turn 2x btc

God bless

Even the back rare spawns by the tree in the corner were there

Even with all the dying and shit yesterday

And spending 3 mil on rerolling weekly

(That I probably won’t do anyway)

Still at like 14 mil

Money is ez mode again

[stark torrent]

yeah thats why id have them open flea to fucking go for it

just lemme buy overpriced ak12 supressors or shit to finish TD

and move on

maybe sell half of my stash

[fast garden]

I need killa

So I can get goons

So I can get sicc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

🏳️‍🌈

[fast garden]

[wintry ridge]

When is bsg adding the groza btw

[stark torrent]

best they can do is G11

[wintry ridge]

But like, with actual attachments like that one stalker anomaly mod

[fast garden]

Bsg releases gun with attachments

lol

[wintry ridge]

Surely at least one person has put a top rail on a groza

Not stuck with a 1970's 4x scope

[stark torrent]

tbf Groza would be a lot of animation work , thing has GL and a few configurations

but it would be a cool af gun

[fast garden]

Dude the AEK in SPT

[stark torrent]

but instead we get the G11 man

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/ch0colatchaud-burst-gif-21178804

[stark torrent]

who asked for it man

[wintry ridge]

I did

[fast garden]

Holy shit the 762 AEK is Soo nice

[stark torrent]

Paracord urself off Sniper Rock @wintry ridge

[wintry ridge]

G11 would be so peak if it was added to raider loot

[fast garden]

Sir that exfil is removed

[stark torrent]

g11 is a unicorn shit

[wintry ridge]

Or rogues maybe

I know retard

[fast garden]

Let’s get you to bed

[wintry ridge]

I think making it ak50 tier rare is retarded because it's not gonna even be the best AR

Like yeah it has really good pen and fires 2 shots instantly so you can dovle shot chest and kill but like

There's no way they're gonna give it enough flesh damage to do that

Since it shoots sabots or whatever the fuck

[stark torrent]

idk i dont care for a random prototype gun

[wintry ridge]

An94

Aek

[stark torrent]

Aek was like the competitor to the HK 416 and M4

900rpm or whatever the fuck , recoil control mechanism

shit was goood

[wintry ridge]

Imagine If we got the 417

[fast garden]

The spt AEK uuuuuuu

[wintry ridge]

Instead of just the g28

[stark torrent]

Ye the AN would be a unicorn tier gun as well , iirc the main issue would be animating the system unless they hide it clevelrly

so they dont need to

[fast garden]

The g28 with no attachments

[stark torrent]

the AN has a special way of firing tho

[wintry ridge]

Full auto 308 with mostly compatibility to 416 attachments

[stark torrent]

also

Hear me out

Any other SPEAR variant

.308 and BLK spear pls

[wintry ridge]

Spear lmg

Ngsw or whatever

Add the super high tech new scope too by sig

The one that draws outlines around people

[stark torrent]

i mean the AEK is confirmed to come in 1.0 most likely, nikita showed it on shorts

they are modelling the KORD 6P87 or wahtever is called

modernised AEK

[fast garden]

Pls give us a 5.45 and a 7.62

Pls and thank you nikita

Still sad no 45 uzi

[stark torrent]

On 23 December 2014, the 6P67 KORD and 6P68 KORD were both developed for the Ratnik trials. Both were based on the AEK-971 and AEK-973 respectively, both features numerous internal and external improvements over their predecessors. The 6P67 KORD and 6P68 were adopted by the special forces units (Spetsnaz) of the Russian Armed Forces.

Spetsnaz getting all the good shit

VAL , ASH 12

[fast garden]

Damn no kidding

[stark torrent]

oouskha

[fast garden]

Spetznaz gets more fun shit than delta probably does

Our troops fucking hate the spear

It’s unreliable and inaccurate as shit

And they can’t Carry as much ammo

[stark torrent]

yeah isnt it already getting replaced

[fast garden]

I don’t know actually but they were trying to cover up the negative parts of peoples reviews

[stark torrent]

the SCAR was bulky and expensive , the SPEAR is the same , everyone wants the m4a1 back lol

only issue is 556 is a shit bullet or at least Afghan troops said it has no stopping power

which is true i guess

but the .308 scar was uncontrollable at full auto

[wintry ridge]

I still think g11 is peak but it needs to not be stuck in the halls of useless impossible to acquire guns

Like uhhh

[stark torrent]

it will 100% be

[ancient marsh]

would be cool but hk kinda sucks as is

[stark torrent]

at best maybe the goons could have it rarely

[ancient marsh]

[wintry ridge]

The mjolnir or that new .338

[wintry ridge]

Honestly

Just give it to knight every time

[stark torrent]

see the thing is

Was the g11 even lethal

against conventional armor now

[wintry ridge]

It's a fast moving small projectile so probably

[ancient marsh]

im anti g11 in tarbob honestly

it's too unrealistic

[stark torrent]

yes but can it even pen? or its a glorified shotgun

[wintry ridge]

Goes thru kevlar easy since it's a sabot, I think steel might have an issue but the uhwpe is probably fine

[ancient marsh]

it's like having the hellriegel in tarkov

[stark torrent]

yeah im not a fan of it either , i think it doenst fit the aestethic idk

but its whatever

its getting made

[ancient marsh]

and it probably would be completely unmoddable

[stark torrent]

hopefully we get more than just that

[wintry ridge]

Also wtf is bazingarrey doing in a Gmod video lmao

[ancient marsh]

like the G11 would be the least realistic gun in tarkov to exist

[wintry ridge]

Nah that would be the steyr acr

Even though it's 100% the cooler prototype

[ancient marsh]

yeah that's not in the game bub

[wintry ridge]

They have like 2 rounds of working ammo for it and one they cut up to display a cross section

G11 atleast has enough rounds for em to reverse manufacture if they don't have the details for it

[ancient marsh]

honestly i'd rather tarkov add guns that add something missing to the game

like a niche needs to be filled

g11 is just "hehee cool gun bro"

it's ultimately pointless

just like the spear

just like the AK-50

[wintry ridge]

G11 niche is the uhhh

Actual usable meme guns

Like hyper burst AP is pretty lethal

[ancient marsh]

"hyperburst" have you seen the footage of it in action?

when the

what was the name of the program

SPIW?

[wintry ridge]

Acr

[ancient marsh]

wait what was the spiw

oh spiw was earlier name for the ACR

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/B-6BQmcbfmU?si=I54TbNVSa6hXWOnW
@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

MMMMMMMM

[ancient marsh]

if he wasn't addicted to cocaine he woulda hit that

enjoy the money while you can buddy

[stark torrent]

mmmm COKE

[ancient marsh]

cosplay idea: lvndmark's pocket

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pxlMWOeLyyg?si=aXa1oirBmzTYZAPC
@ancient marsh @stark torrent @fast garden new tech for tarkov

[ancient marsh]

iirc this still needs a cheat active

for it to work

that's how it detects when to triggerbot

[floral orbit]

yep, I agree it's still a cheat

[ancient marsh]

no no i meant like it needs a cheat to work

that's how it knows when to activate the electric shocks

one of the SPIW entrants

from springfield

it says on the wiki it uses 2 magazines

and has also a magazine fed grenade launcher

cinema

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-homelander-the-boys-homelander-sad-homelander-its-peak-homelander-peak-gif-14542009839452529163

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1407381177295437864/image.png?ex=68a5e55c&is=68a493dc&hm=42982af22db540e4962c9754c954edf47d7dc93e538dd9d44da2767a92163504&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

@stark torrent

check tarrkov streamerr discord
it's just gei porn

many such cases

bro i cant look at the cinema meme the same

[stark torrent]

same

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1407383379271487580/818MTe3.jpeg?ex=68a5e769&is=68a495e9&hm=d4f315d2f9e10c3609a1ed0d58e5227097879f38dcc879d97c44ca15726e9435&=&format=webp&width=658&height=787

[fast garden]

Wat the hell happened

[stark torrent]

Tigz Server had a gay porn gif spam

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

bad day to have eyes

[fast garden]

Classic

[ancient marsh]

well it started WITH TIGZ

posting an image of someone having an entire apple in his foreskin

[fast garden]

What the hell tigz

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

the question is: does he realize this implies he's the one having his back blown out

or not

and i do not know which is worse

[stark torrent]

absolute cinema

cumshots

[ancient marsh]

FUCK OFF

[fast garden]

Wonderful question

It’s airwing pov

Idec halo warbond soon for hd2

Fuck tarkov and fuck cofdms

Fuck the blue folders I’m gonna need

Fuck the extra 4 ledx I need

Fuck the stims and the labs raider kills

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[fast garden]

And especially fuck assessment kills

I’ll do sbih in the last 2 weeks before 1.0

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/NurturingLitigiousSpaghettiKappaWealth-oLnkKOxOkZJoK_bg

[fast garden]

What is that

Him loading

Oh mobile moment

LMFAO

Hey guys toxictinyyy is live

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[ancient marsh]

who

[fast garden]

All the simps are gone she turned on face cam once

[fast garden]

Someone me and iedy really enjoyed laughing at

[ancient marsh]

they saw the face cam and disappeared?

is it THAT bad?

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/calm-gif-8293915206003753096

[fast garden]

Oh wait moble tripping

She hasn’t been live since we were making fun of her

[ancient marsh]

who is it

[stark torrent]

ugly toxic racist whore

[ancient marsh]

racist to who

how ugly we talking

[stark torrent]

6/10 in her best days

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

is there a picture

[stark torrent]

she is from Montana so naturally against black people

[fast garden]

Chopped cheese

[fast garden]

It’s something about those northerners and black people

I don’t quite understand

Most Everyone down south is chill, you wouldn’t think so but they are

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll @floral orbit
The quest "Needle in a Haystack" from Mechanic requires you to go to every children's playground on all the available maps in Tarkov
This is a subtle reference to a popular streamer - DrDisrespect

[fast garden]

Real ones remember the gendarmarie quest at the school

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wombat-moment-gif-17950728288530672465

[fast garden]

Rip school shooter quest you will be missed

[ancient marsh]

that is...rough

[fast garden]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/Gendarmerie_-_School_Guard

Shotgun 15 scavs at school

Quest removed from game

I really don’t think there was anything wrong with the quest especially including dialogue

Other than the location being kill things at school

Whoever designed the theatre gendarmarie should be killed however

Prapor is just like

“I used to go to school there and I don’t appreciate scavs ruining my memories pls crucify them with a shotgun”

[ancient marsh]

a school in Kerch, Crimea had an infamous school shooting where a kid used a shotgun and homemade explosives

[fast garden]

Damn it Nikita

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-25352670

wtf were they thinking bro

[fast garden]

There’s a reason this quest was in the game for one wipe

And no more

Lmfao

[cyan garnet]

based

[stark torrent]

i love going interchange as blueberry and coming out as chadus maximus

[fast garden]

Shooting FMJ spear in this economy?

$7 a round btw

[ancient marsh]

saar wtf is that m4 build

[fast garden]

The “I do not care”

The “I’m here for scavs”

[stark torrent]

blueberry aah quest

[ancient marsh]

is it as expensive IRL?

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

aww mate bro rran into McRee

[fast garden]

It’s probably way more fucking expensive but sir this is a game and this bullet is literally worse than BCP FMJ

It’s just shot out of an unobtanium gun so surely that justifies the price

[stark torrent]

@granite coral how much is 1100 usd split in 460

[granite coral]

To find out how much 1100 USD split into 460 parts is, you divide 1100 by 460:

[
\text{Amount per part} = \frac{1100}{460} \approx 2.39 \text{ USD}
]

So, each part would be approximately 2.39 USD.

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

So PK is scamming the fuck out of us

I see

[stark torrent]

and this is hybrid

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

or idk

it says fmj hybrid

[ancient marsh]

"split"

bro it's called "divided"

[stark torrent]

only divided things are your cheeks after a hard day of work

[fast garden]

You can’t buy these so

Hybrid is military AP ammo

Iirc

[ancient marsh]

"he's busy right now"

[fast garden]

Civilians can’t own that

[stark torrent]

Yeah so this i sprobably the normal one

.227 fury is the name man

holy americans

and their fucking naming scheme

[fast garden]

No one calls it that

Retarded ass name

It’s 6.8 I do not care

[stark torrent]

well the sig sauer website doesnt work

im not surprised

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

it was made by the same guy that made the pistol

[fast garden]

Did it injure your leg

[stark torrent]

there you go , so its 33 bucks for 20 rounds

@granite coral divide 33 by 20

[granite coral]

The result of dividing 33 by 20 is 1.65.

[fast garden]

PK charging 7

[ancient marsh]

dolla 50

[stark torrent]

1.65 usd per bulleto

[fast garden]

You have pk 4?

[stark torrent]

ye

[fast garden]

Go to sig and tell me the total price for 100 rounds

So we know how many “Pennies” they cost too

[stark torrent]

@granite coral what is 33 times 5

[granite coral]

Oh, look at you trying to do math like a big shot! 🙄 The answer is 165. Now go flex that brain somewhere else.

[stark torrent]

165 usd for 100 rounds -5 boxes

for PK is 635

[fast garden]

I

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Oooh okay so the rounds are technically $6.35 a round in tarkov

[stark torrent]

yea

[fast garden]

Holy shit

That polish asshole

[stark torrent]

i mean , if you add the tarrifs , the fact thats its a miltiary closed zone and western ammo

it adds up

[fast garden]

Yeah and look up how much an m9 costs irl

[stark torrent]

pistol?

[fast garden]

It’s a game sir

Yes

[stark torrent]

damn around 1k

what the fuck is this pistol made of

[fast garden]

The military industrial complex clearly

It’s why PK is selling them by the dozen for the same price you can get 1 domestically

[stark torrent]

every site asking me for date of birth ok man

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

a glock is 500 bucks

damn that shit is cheap no wonder everyone in US has one

[fast garden]

I wonder if my friend still has his switch

Uh

For legal reasons joke

[stark torrent]

thee do u sell guns and ammo at walmart

[fast garden]

Yes but basically just hunting rifles/shotguns

[stark torrent]

Basically Jaeger

[fast garden]

We have a pharmacy/gun store people go to anyway

[ancient marsh]

like way less forr second hand glock

[fast garden]

Local place

[ancient marsh]

maybe 350

[stark torrent]

250 with the inscription off

ingame of course

[stark torrent]

ammu nation

[fast garden]

Ammu nation if it was cool and could prescribe morphine

[stark torrent]

man i love amerika , i love how in the 60s they never even bothered looking at you before selling you an AR and 500 rounds of ammo

now they do background checks and shit

not that im complaining god bless

[fast garden]

Yeah you have to have a lot of information

I really don’t understand left leaning anti gun types though

[ancient marsh]

actually a gun with scrubbed serial numbers (properly) would be INSANELY expensive i bet

[stark torrent]

here in Romania getting a gun licence is such a pain for such little , even if u have everything done in the end u are still not allowed to carry

you can just own a firearm in your home

and they can come to your home randomly and check your guns if they are safe

if they are not ina secured safe u are fined , revoked and ur guns are taken

[ancient marsh]

you can't call them that anymore

[fast garden]

Like man your political rivals LOVE guns please arm yourselves

[stark torrent]

u are not allowed to own any AR

only pistols and hunting rifles

[ancient marsh]

hunting rifle
ADAR 2-15

[fast garden]

Just replace the lower

I’ll go get mechanic

[ancient marsh]

the difference between a military purpose-built killing machine and a hunting rifle is a bit of wood

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

in the eyes of a layman

[fast garden]

Russian ar15
wood

[ancient marsh]

its honestly based

it looks like the svd

[fast garden]

EXTREMELY

[ancient marsh]

we took an american gun and showed them what real aesthetics are

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

And also probably made it heavier

Also based

[wintry ridge]

import fees

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit fa joci

[floral orbit]

am pacatuit

[ancient marsh]

you okay man

awww naaaaaaaaaaaaaw

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent sween gonna be asking us to carry him thru his 0.51 kd everry day now...

https://tenor.com/view/lowtiergod-low-tier-god-low-tier-god-gif-12876054388891925297

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/disappointment-gif-21343121

[stark torrent]

hai ca am daily uri

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/bonjour-hello-clowns-party-hi-there-gif-17022974

[ancient marsh]

genuinely was haviing a good day before bro

😭

[stark torrent]

Nikita's victim

right here

you saw it

[fast garden]

Why are we justifying crap

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/695083946597416984/1318581857142439966/an.gif

[stark torrent]

@fast garden sween bought arena

Nikita got him

slaved yesterday for him to finish the quest so he could buy it today

[fast garden]

Maybe he wants to improve

But uh

He already finished the quest so I do not understand

[ancient marsh]

ASH 12 LEG META BUILD

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

big patch tommorow

[compact knoll]

fuck are you doing

[ancient marsh]

ash 12 leg meta

why

[compact knoll]

no i mean like

why are you plaing arnea

[cyan garnet]

bro as if tagilla can throw a nade with pinpoint accuracy through the window things on the catwalk from near med tent

that actually fucks me off so much

[fast garden]

Me when I lie

[stark torrent]

we playing with sween

[compact knoll]

But why

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-snoop-dog-escape-from-tarkov-gif-22155110

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/hyper_rat/status/1957849667707752573

HyperRatTV (@hyper_rat)

We’ve had tarkov for over 8 + years and we’re about to see the most drastic permanent changes from a 6 month wipe that single handedly split the player base alongside a majority that hasn’t even had a chance to vote in the poll that was given because they gave up on hardcore

X · Aug 19, 2025, 4:58 PM

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[stark torrent]

6 hours ( 8 hours ) patch gog bless

[fast garden]

The fuck is they doing over there

[compact knoll]

"people voted that they like hardcore"

Except 90% of the playerbase dont even have the game installed

[floral orbit]

what people

[fast garden]

Only thing I like about hardcore in a vacuum is spec slot surgery and boss spawns

[floral orbit]

NOT ME

[stark torrent]

RIP UMP

[fast garden]

Bro can shoot rip and hydrashok and that’s it

Poor ump

Smg muzzle velocity feels like such shit

[keen sparrow]

AIDS

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-batman-big-gun-gun-jack-nicholson-gif-13724041

[stark torrent]

[neat cape]

And I thought i had a good username lol

[fast garden]

That’s easily top 5 usernames of all time

[neat cape]

Is mine a top 5

That was from last wipe before I prestiged

[fast garden]

High C tier “the punchline is sex” but it’s sorta clever

[neat cape]

That's crazy

At least a low a tier

[neat cape]

The amount of streamers tears i have shed over the past few years has been memorable

[neat cape]

Dirty fuckin enforcer

[fast garden]

Bro give sween a break

Enforcer is dogshit anyway

[ancient marsh]

the screenshot is deceptively cropped to give the idea all of us DIDN'T get raped that game

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

i got 38k roubles bro 😭

[floral orbit]

I hit a guy 8 times and he didn't die

[keen sparrow]

Bro

Did these absolute goobers not add the compass anims to the ak50?

Did they pull a tx-15? What is the cat pfp talking about

[fast garden]

I think the compass is just entirely broken

[keen sparrow]

[ancient marsh]

compass is completely flipped rn

[fast garden]

(No one cares)

[ancient marsh]

it displays the opposite

of how it actually is

[fast garden]

Hasnt it been broken for a while now too

[keen sparrow]

Lol, new lore, poles have flipped in tarkov universe

[fast garden]

Fucking terragroup

[keen sparrow]

Lmaoooo

[ancient marsh]

that explains the fucking hitreg @floral orbit @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

M60 gigachad obliterates RPK virgin

[stark torrent]

Yeah the servers will be down for 4 hr

[floral orbit]

fuck

almost got this done

[stark torrent]

Tommorow

[floral orbit]

stai ca poate dureaza 12 ore patchu

[stark torrent]

Tommorow at like 6pm ca da

La 10 e patchu ala de 6 ore

[floral orbit]

[fast garden]

Friend says arena is down

Is he tripping?

[floral orbit]

the event might be shit

[floral orbit]

nope

[floral orbit]

.

[stark torrent]

Server maintenence for 4 hours

both EFT and Arena so ggs

and then 6 hour patch tommorow

[floral orbit]

Nikita blowing cocaine in the server room

[stark torrent]

game down for basically whole day lmao

its more than 4 hours

[fast garden]

Ooo

[stark torrent]

server maintenence then patch day after

lol

[fast garden]

[floral orbit]

ok ppl, time to touch grass

[fast garden]

forced grass touching lmfao

[stark torrent]

i managed to close my generator just in time

i might actually get some early sleep tonight

forced to heal

[fast garden]

downloaded SPT just in time for this

[stark torrent]

bro literally cant escape from Tarkov

[fast garden]

force a man to play something that isnt tarkov he will play tarkov anyway

many such cases

besides i REALLY like shooting some guns in spt

[stark torrent]

waiting on that Helldivers ODST shit

havent played hd in 1.5 months

might be good to come back

actually

tommorow we should get that august patch

and changes

UUUUUUUUGHHH

for tarkov

[fast garden]

that too

fuck

[cyan garnet]

[fast garden]

im so hyped for

tarkov

hd2

dying light the beast

ghost of yotei

bf6

[stark torrent]

arc raiders looks promising as well

and ofc GTA 6 is on the top of my list

im taking off work for that shit

planned

[fast garden]

honestly

i came to gta 5 super super late

and didnt really get the appeal

[fast garden]

rdr2 was amazing tho

[stark torrent]

yeah i liked both imo it was good

[stark torrent]

so real bestie

i am already hearing the inventory clicks in my head at night

[fast garden]

the reserve alarm wakes me up

[stark torrent]

click click ka ching click click ka ching BACKEND ERROR click

[fast garden]

the sound of partisan gl-ing me wakes me up

[stark torrent]

@floral orbit @fast garden

[keen sparrow]

Hilarious because profiles could just be .json files that don’t have to be touched, but okay bsg

[fast garden]

wheere the fuck are you json

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-dunk-lebron-james-levronjame-gif-1038771198631298897

@ancient marsh sir, go to bed

[ancient marsh]

My PC is off for an hour

Has been*

[fast garden]

someone in a reddit post

talking about what the update could be

someone says

"wonder if they are adding swimming that we dont want just like hardcore"

sir we already have swimming

https://www.tiktok.com/@tigzeft/video/7136265646664338694?lang=en

[viral egret]

that's spt to you

[cyan garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-4832974751226803841

[keen sparrow]

fucking

OOPS

so... totally forgot that EFT servers are were down for maintenance

like, on my honour stg i forgot

Streamed SPT on Twitch like it was any other normal tuesday..............

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-fffff-saying-it-language-please-gif-13406523

I probably had the eye of sauron on me the entire time, lmao. Every other chatter "what server are you on, how are you playing"

fuck

[stark torrent]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/351?fbclid=IwY2xjawMSVHxleHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFsbHFZSUNDam52R2tORnJwAR7DPw1UbQUr9MWsk1hFZH-FTAT37SqxC0jm0kivTssu6YWoY30G-Nbmi4FyHg_aem_6mnuu6BFJnV5-RFUsPioCw&utm_source=x_post&utm_medium=content&utm_campaign=hardcore_survey&utm_term=link_1&utm_content=en

@ancient marsh @fast garden @floral orbit

https://tenor.com/view/ellipsis-bust-lord-have-mercy-gif-5606625988103215611

Reverted the trader prices to the values before the Hardcore Wipe;
Reverted the Scav cooldown to the values before the Hardcore Wipe;
Returned the missing trade offers at Therapist Loyalty Level 4;
Returned the ability to insure items at Prapor and Therapist, and disabled insurance at Fence.

https://tenor.com/view/frodo-baggins-its-over-its-done-lotr-gif-12920799

Wait the flea is only FIR again

[floral orbit]

ok but when will they return the scopes?

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/fix-o-pula-gif-5005211519326540948

and most of this patch is PvE - Arena sync lmao

where QoL

where hideout hand in stuff ?

where

[ancient marsh]

Lvl 35, one item at a time

[floral orbit]

gib back scopes to traders...or barters for them...and no..4 or 6 fuel conds is not a humane barter

[ancient marsh]

Kill yourself

Also needs fir

Fucking off yourself Nikita

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

yeah they just gave the flea so ppl would shut up but lvl 35 is like in the highs

however with arena you get there i guess

[floral orbit]

I am not there yet

[ancient marsh]

Surely all these stalling mechanics benefit the normal casual players and not just the most tryhard ones

Right?

[floral orbit]

like, 1% of the player base got to lv 20 or how many ppl have that achievement

[stark torrent]

Where handing in hideout items one by one so we save stash space

Where stacking small items like bolts / batteries so we save stash space

Where lever action gun

Where any map optimisation ??

Where fall season ( tho its still Summer i guess but the Roadmap shows it )

dissapointing as always

at least i can buy Ledx and shit for my med staion but imma have to wait anyway cause they gonna be 5 mil on flea or shit

until prices go back

[ancient marsh]

None of this sells unheard or arena

[stark torrent]

Arena QoL

[ancient marsh]

The audio is fine on arena

[ancient marsh]

Just occasional muffling bug or the insane noise pollution of lmgs are the only problems with it

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/alabama-crimson-tide-nick-saban-angry-mad-pissed-off-gif-24451794

removed class 4 from scout

OK DUDE BUT WHAT ABOUT THE MARKSMAN MAN

holy shit these devs are retards

[ancient marsh]

Its time for the big lion assault class

Against the small dog scout

[stark torrent]

they removed the 25 rounders from the scar and spear

on assault

FOR SOME REASON

[ancient marsh]

Bcp fmj pens class 3 on first bullet

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

Based

I run 20 on MDR anyway

[stark torrent]

well you are a

[ancient marsh]

A what

[stark torrent]

The ricochet mechanics have been significantly reworked to make head damage more transparent and comprehensible: the ricochet chance has been reduced for all helmets, face shields, masks, and gear mods. Note that despite the reduced chance, the results can still occur in certain cases;
Reduced the meta score for 9x19 PBP to 18.3;
Increased the meta score for Diamond Age NeoSteel helmet from 401 to 503.

[ancient marsh]

Say it with your chest

[stark torrent]

Battlepas mask meta

fuck the helmets

[ancient marsh]

What class

[stark torrent]

all

ah

[ancient marsh]

What???

[stark torrent]

ughh

marksman

[ancient marsh]

It had Mai before tho

[stark torrent]

yeah but this one is 545

[ancient marsh]

No

Mai is 762

[stark torrent]

yes they added 545

[ancient marsh]

Saa ap

[ancient marsh]

556 Mai ap?

[stark torrent]

Added the ability to equip 5.56x45 MAI AP and 7.62x39 MAI AP.

[ancient marsh]

Thats not a real bullet

What?

Do they not know SAA AP?

[stark torrent]

SSA AP is 556

oh what

[ancient marsh]

Yeah are they retarded?

[stark torrent]

ah

yeah they probably typod

ggs

[ancient marsh]

When is the game back up?

It went down when I went to bed right?

[stark torrent]

that was another server patch

the game will be back up in at leasat 6 hours

prob more

so yeah ggs

[ancient marsh]

[cyan garnet]

[ancient marsh]

what does any of this mean @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

you cant transfer PvE money to Arena , only Arena to PvE

[keen sparrow]

pve too easy, no arena prog from pve

[ancient marsh]

oh that's okay then

[stark torrent]

this is so people dont do tax evasion

and wait for wipe then transfer arena money to PvP

[keen sparrow]

that's clever af

[ancient marsh]

oh interesting

your ref inventory

is shared between pvp and pve

that means i have like 10 boxes rn

i can send them all to pve

[stark torrent]

they fixed compass

[keen sparrow]

https://tenor.com/view/grin-evil-evil-smile-smile-gif-15036311

LMAOOO

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thousand-yard-stare-thousand-yard-stare-cat-ptsd-cat-soldier-cat-war-gif-9110270742088459827

[cyan garnet]

[floral orbit]

hmm

[ancient marsh]

yeah i had that many times

like randomly come across a scav with the tank nvgs on the floor

with the helmet

[floral orbit]

what if bsg starts adding pmc ai to pvp, will we figure it out or will we think they are noobs

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @floral orbit

sounds interesting

it's the loud POP sound when you throw i think

[keen sparrow]

ba dumtssss

[ancient marsh]

fuck you

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-holland-spider-man-spider-sense-spidey-sense-goosebumps-gif-10806438413473409630

[ancient marsh]

no actual queue?

stomach first then legs

[stark torrent]

i liked that pop

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent they nerfed the roman salute jumpshot strat

[stark torrent]

but you could hear it from 3 floors so yeah

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

i use a sound equalizer and the grenade fuse pop is so loud it makes everything quiet for like 5 seconds to equalize sound levels

so sometimes i miss AI voice lines to grenades when boss hunting cause ofi t

they added quickplay to arena

queue all game modes all maps unrranked with 1 button

but why???

literally no one plays arena for fun

you do dailies and log off

@floral orbit

[floral orbit]

sad

[ancient marsh]

wait what?

[floral orbit]

but why did they decide to do a 6 hour patch for both games

like, let me play one of them

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent ENFORCER TOO WEAK

]

[stark torrent]

i just made the AA12 kit man

guess imma delete it

[stark torrent]

so they buffed 1 tap ammo

[ancient marsh]

jhust run magnum on it

[stark torrent]

recoil is bad unless u hipfire

so its bad at range

[ancient marsh]

could be interesting

high ergo lapua basically

[stark torrent]

might just try ironsight mosin

back to the cave tech

Stalingrad Meta

[ancient marsh]

didn't romania send like 400k troops to stalingrad

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/rato-rat-gif-22696051

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

for the wrong side

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/no-disappointed-smh-shake-my-head-oh-brother-gif-6826525774079143920

[ancient marsh]

yeah that's what i meant

your ancestors are familiar with the stalingrad meta

[floral orbit]

wdym

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

what do you mean "what do you mean"?

[stark torrent]

Romania sent reinforcements for the Nazis against the Russians

[stark torrent]

which was bad because we lost anyway

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/america-murica-soviet-flag-hulk-hogan-wrestling-gif-12923116

[ancient marsh]

yeah, why did you say "wrong side"

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REglC64GrjU

[ancient marsh]

conversion?

is it full auto

[stark torrent]

because we should have helped the russians instead

[floral orbit]

https://tenor.com/view/inglorious-bastards-inglorious-basterds-colonel-hans-landa-shh-quiet-gif-7837063

[ancient marsh]

calm down there sirr

[stark torrent]

The conversion process on these Mosins was more complex than on the other types of rifles that were shortened in Romania. The bolt handles were bend down, new rear sight leaves made (mimicking the M1907 pattern) and the original M91 rear sight blocks cut down to fit them. The M91 muzzle was removed, the barrel shortened, and the muzzle re-sleeved over the new end of the barrel to fit the original bayonet. And, of course, a sheet metal bayonet housing was added to the furniture to hold the bayonet when stowed.

[ancient marsh]

bent lever is the only cool thing

[floral orbit]

https://youtube.com/shorts/gn2v5DfWA-s?si=g8UJjmaj5M4UonVx
@ancient marsh you reaction after I did that quest in arena

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean the bent lever was made for the scoped version

cause there was no room for the straight lever with a scope on top

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1407668888820383846/IMG_0674.png?ex=68a6f150&is=68a59fd0&hm=f087902022f34c5cf7731deb62d5b9cdeea9a21e6e7e7c1b612ece4873a43d86&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=364&height=788

doubt it's happening because next wipe is not gonna be "experimental"

(this wipe was fucking excremental)

[stark torrent]

They aint doing shit

[viral egret]

wtf are these keys for

[viral egret]

FUTUTI mortii matii de geam

nu pot sa dau vault

sub nici o forma

ca sa ies afara

am spart usa si m-a asteptau 3 ai

[ancient marsh]

rlsa is uuuh dome

[fast garden]

Fir

One slot

Lvl 35

I’m getting home and buying a ledx

I need to read them all when I get the chance

Rip middle finger jump peek

[ancient marsh]

middle finger? not "paper" from rock paper scissors?

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-bateman-of-course-gif-27148175

[fast garden]

“Paper”

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/PunchyAverageCarrotKappaPride-Opg5y3jcojHph6zW

[fast garden]

Best part of that clip is that it’s Desmond

FUUUUCK I HAD TO WORK TODAY

ARE WE SERIOUS

[stark torrent]

its funny cause paper isnt even like that lol

the hand is sideways for paper

they really did it on purpose

👊 🫱 ✌️

[ancient marsh]

no i dont think so

when i was a kid

you would do like a "winning gesture"

which would be you put paper on top of rock

[stark torrent]

listen , maybe some of your friends should be on the watchlist

yeah but you grab the rock

not do the fucking heil

[stark torrent]

Pilian

[ancient marsh]

hello pilian

can't wait for another episode on escape for attack

my favorite game

[fast garden]

Dude I generally like the arena patch notes

But

What the hell are we doing to enforcer

We are just making him another AR class

And then nerfed limb damage

GG now people will take even longer to kill aiming center mass because arms LITERALLY reduce damage

Still

Long ass downtime for what is a relatively simple patch

So where’s the event bsg

[stark torrent]

probably be teased when the patch is out or shit as always

but the patch itself is boring af , basically PvE patch for 6 hours

barely anything for PvP or QoL lol

QoL has a single line and that is surgery leg thingie which is good but i am already surving manually anyway

[fast garden]

Yeah now I wonder

Will it surgery leg before stomach now

[stark torrent]

Yes

[fast garden]

We probably didn’t think that far

Gg bsg

Improvement but still not the best it could be

[stark torrent]

They did for the isntance where u lose an arm and a leg , you have 1 use CMS or shit and you automatically heal the arm

[fast garden]

Many such cases

[stark torrent]

thats the only way

i think they should bring back the normal uses for CMS

adn Surv

fuck this game

[fast garden]

3 cms is ass

So evil

Not that it affects me

Scav cooldown changed

[stark torrent]

but not trader restock timer

i love my 6 hour 1 use UNTAR barter

also insurance is back

i wonder if the prices are back as well

• they said all trader prices are back , i wonder if Ref is as well

if ref prices are back its ggs we are going to m61 all over

https://tenor.com/view/kurt-angle-stare-100-yard-stare-meme-gif-251436459491629941

[fast garden]

As god ordained

[fast garden]

Sp-6 jumpscare

I hope it gets extended for another 6 hours

Just in time for me to get a gun tag in arena

I’m gonna go for AK12

I hope

[little flame]

whats the patch ?

did they say anything?

[fast garden]

It’s all worthless for now

[little flame]

ah fuck

[fast garden]

Maybe event when it drops

[little flame]

hope so

@stark torrent was are u doin mane

vaaaass

[compact knoll]

You wouldn't have said that if you won

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/you're-a-king-gg-ratcord-forsen-gif-11613006515799646519

[compact knoll]

Straight up stole a name from contract qars

Number tag for weapon

[stark torrent]

Thee how much is a 6 pack of beers

and how big is a can of beer

i assume since u guys have family packs for everything you got like mega beer kegs or shit

[fast garden]

I mean

You can get big cans

But most packs of 12-18-24 are like

Regular size cans

[native crypt]

I have a keg with a tap

[fast garden]

Like a 24 pack of miller is like

26 bucks

[stark torrent]

24 pack holyyy

we only have 6 packs here

ggs

[fast garden]

Lmfao

[native crypt]

I got the tall boy can