#💣tarkov-released
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bro is enjoying the wind is he in front of the fan
this guy is called blixten, lightning in swedish i have a budgie called sky then anoh/ert called blue---
bro
hes -o-n my kreyboard
kreyboard 😭
eating my keycaps
blixten that is a cool name
yessir
cool name for a cool gu*y
guy
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, m
bro
sorry about that
turned glorp for a sec

ignore my dusty mousepad
When i used to type a lot , and i had an old keyboard with a very loud spacebar , Pepi would stand near the keyboard and attack it when it made noise
bro disliked the fucking thing
ahahahah
he felt offended
thats hilarious
i love cockatiels man
they're so moody but can also be so kind
if they want to that is
bets on my meh doctor completing this surgery?
i dont have any faith in them i think
why ur colonists wearing armor
if u dont have space armor u die in space
you are missing the tracksuit young one
killa armor just doesnrt protect at all

jesus
i have interchange quests, what ammo do i bring to kill killa
i almost got folded by 7.62x39 SP ammo
SVD BT / SNB , M61 or BP from AK
or you can try to leg him with RIP ammo but you need to know how to bait him to run into you otherwise you will lose that trade
you shoot him in the legs when he rushes you
why tf is killa helm labelled tier 6 protection
overall p good vid
the helm is tier 4
the face is class 6
oh its because the face
yeah either shoto him on the top or the back of the helmet, or shoot him in the neck
but do not ego shoot him without cover cause you LOSE that fight
make him run and shoot him while he is running
what if i flashbang him
and when he runs i just shoot him
wtf does the altyn faceshield attach to
SOMETIMES if you shoto him enough he will start healing
you can rush him then and kill him
alr
same with Tagilla
tagilla u can bait easily with grenades
i just need to find either of them in a raid
nah imma do a scav run then go do some chores

i cant even find a game
lol
servers died or what
ded game
dogshit game
real
@stark torrent yo
hop on pve and shoot my zabralo
the bots are trying to blast my cock off bro
5 shots to the nuts
whats ur name on eft
lemme get on
i didnt know you have pve
i have eod
no
tf bots always shoot me in thorax

pmc ais just shoot thorax
yeah i almost died to arm/cock/leg shots
i have the urge to play again
"nice armor, anyways have fun repairing ur limbs"
i havent been shot in the head once when i wear tagilla mask
should i start pve?
i DIED to leg shots before

they just shot my legs out only
ah right last time i played pve i deleted my whole stash to start from scratch lemme reset it

ikea time
true
i meant reset account pvp
Alleballe
ign
what gun do u want me to pew pew u with
idk whichever has worst pen
or actually
mp5 it is
like 5.45 PS or sth
i think more pen = more dmg to armor
so u shoot
let me heal
shoot again
semi
dont u get decent ammo at start
like 855 or bp
im usec
855 is fine
hop in mental hospital vc
aight


uuh looking for bsg servers
to play as duo

@little flame
NO PLATES MAN
LVL 3 ARMOR
and i wasted all my ammo on pmcs
keep going
1
kk
whats it at?
BRIUJAFDSADUFJSHDHSFHDFHFSDHJFDSHJSDFJSFD
taking 1 dmg
from rifle rounds
reset
im out
we can vc i guess
this is
more complicated than i expected
we died 
@ancient marsh tigz chat is a bit radioactive rn
whatst up
the what
some retard aimbotting on battlefield and bragging as if he wasn't

another day on the internet
if you cheat in either battlefield or call of duty, you should really start searching for a job and get your life together
or if you don't wanna do that, consider killing yourself
yeah not rly competitive games are they
@glacial haven https://vxtwitter.com/cerb_vrc/status/1954982228653642157
↪️ Replying to @Pirat_Nation
@Pirat_Nation Just something I noticed when I did my own investigating.
it's not about competitive or not, it's about the fact that you do it for no real reason, you gain, by the literal definition of the word, nothing
Literally nothing
ego/fame
That's the most blatant aimbot I have ever seen
It doesn't even have a smooth curve
Shit just zaps right on target
like really now , blatant cheating while streaming then acting dumb , this puts tarkov cheaters to shame
and the people defending this are worse than the actual clip
what
lmao

sorry for misgendering when i clicked on the video and heard a grown ass 30 yo man
Ah yes, they were trans, that's why we should unban them, double their twitch payout and just ignore the random ass flicks to enemies
like holy shit i hate twitter
Grown man pretending to be a little girl
Cheating in an open beta while denying it in every post
So fucking gay brother
Get a grip
QRT: rileycs_
the most locked in catgirl you'll ever see in battlefield 6
i cant find the original video
so i have to use the tectone reply
delete if too spicy

TECTONE 
based
i cant listen to this
voice
ughh idk how it was called
I would've called him a gay dude without any knowledge about the streamer being trans, ngl
i didnt play the game that long
it was some PRS stock no?
But I wouldn't have immediately guessed that they are trans lmao
yeah
trans
Deeper voice than me
Every time
personally , and this is definetely not the Romanian talking in me , but the moment i hear Vtuber , i see at least a solid 60% they are trans
then if i see that avatar he had , i would go 110%
conclusion: artem has fully transitioned


the pattern never lies
And guessing their pronouns is like playing russian roulette with a glock, you ain't never gonna guess shit and they will scream like a banshee if you don't
Asmongold reacts to the Battlefield 6 catboy cheater
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Posting tectone and asmongold, i am just waiting on someone coming in here and dropping the most useless opinion no one cares about
"good fps"

and my gaming chair lets me fly in tarkov
its just rage bait content
it did exactly what it was designed to

we all fell for it
if xal says its ragebait then it 100% is
it did nothing, the payout from amazon gonna bounce harder than he does on a dick
they'll also cancel you
damn, that's crazy
doesn't change much for me tho lmao
neither for me
the disgusting issue is
ppl like that guy
will be doing everything
to deny it all
even though its obviously blatant
all the way
and then blame it on ppl being transphobic because misgendering
yeah so just call them out and ignore them
i didn't even know about it till now lmao
yeah i mean clearly this guy got already banned on twitch so they caught up to him
if he had any career or whatever is kinda down the drain now so he is just another blantant retard
trans or not
being stupid works for everyone
yeah

and i will most likely forget the entire drama within the next 2 hours, i don't care about it, the dude lost his entire career over cheating, womp womp
mcdonalds wouldnt take him
sir please no gore in the server
they arent that desperate for new employees
i want my fries with extra salt, hope he remembers that one
Amen
At first I was like
Asmond is the last person I would consult on someone looking like a cheater
For someone that lives in a sewer you would think he would be good at games
what
idk, i think he is having a stroke
dude is probably pretty fucking good a wow and all those types of games but his aim is questionable
but in this case you don't need to be good at fps games, you can clearly see that the crosshair is basically flicking everywhere perfectly
and saying some shit like "good fps" is bullshit, that only matters in the most competitive environments but a dude off-screen ain't gonna suddenly become more visible because you got high fps in a game
Dear autocorrect, in no way, was i ever going to say "digger"
to be fair he is not an FPS gamer per se , i rarely saw him play any FPS games
he plays 3rd person shit overall and fantasy stuff , thats when he even plays a game and not farm Hassan and Trump for content nowadays

i did and he sucks at aiming, it ain't terrible but it is also not good
i mean, if i were a streamer, i would do the exact same
why bother working on original content if a reaction stream with your opinion spoken every 2 - 3 minutes will make way more money
oh yeah , even this video , it takes 30 minutes for him to say this guy is cheating, he is just stalling for content
any half brain can see he is a cheater in the first clips lol
but he has to drag it on for content
cant blame him , he is a millionaire after all coming from nothing , he knows how it works
I mean, obviously that guy in that clip is cheating
I am talking about Asmon in that message, his aim is shit but he is probably good at other games like wow
But asmond gameplay in anything that’s not like wow is very questionable
But the dude in the clips is definitely cheating
That's out of question at this point
Like watching him play souls games is agony
But good advertisement for Jevelin Anticheat, enable tpm, enable secure boot, enable your sister's vibrator in her closet and then still have some low life cheaters lmao
Yeah idk what the fucking obsession with making the average users life worse to counter cheaters is
Because it’s literally never worked
Shit is useless
I had my dma board plugged in when I played
They didn't detect shit
The anti cheat is useless

Battlefield is a game that is certainly well known for its successful efforts against cheaters 
Definitely
@stark torrent @stark torrent
weren't they Hansen?
chris hanson aah barrel now
I do not believe so
Not sure that I would have an older SS though
Maybe it’s on the tarkov changes website
what? @stark torrent
@fast garden i hate that due to rmt changes i cant put a bunch of access cards into my sicc case
i have to do it every time before raid
I loved having a keycard case full of access cards for subsequent runs
There’s literally zero reason for there to be a limit
Can’t fucking drop them
So why can’t I carry them
@stark torrent merge baaaaa
@floral orbit @stark torrent @compact knoll
ref still a scammer btw
bro this was the most broke fucking res unit
legit 1 rolex
well i guess black was full to the brim as a compensation
nvm 
tagilla mask on = cock shots
no mask = head jaws first bullet
only on pve
BAHAHAHA
I love the double drum mag
Wipe is so dogshit hardcore they are having to revert it
Why couldn’t we have just had a normal wipe
they said from the start thouygh
the changes will go away in waves
From the way It was said I thought they were just rolling out trader levels maps and tasks
we won
its whatever man , insurance i can live without
repair costs fat L
loot rarity , i forgot how it is anyway
flea
im ok with no flea
but in the current state
we should get flea so i can buy the Test Drive parts without having to barter every attachement
or give the fucking things to traders

no fir hideout but doubled costs
that is bad but i already did most of the hideout so idc
the motors are rough tho
wait till u get to the psus

red + violet
throat
60 kills
ggs
expensive but its not like we have a choice guys
better than pay 220k to fix a plate
YOYOYO
WHAT IS THIS
I have been permanently banned from Escape From Tarkov, was the ban justified? like the vid you little cutie
Bro tried to do a new wiggle video what @ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden
iedy how many gp coins u have
si merge??
si merge totu
vezi sa fie la viteza buna cu XMP din bios
ambele placute sunt la 3200mhz
power
cu xmp
ma uit
tre sa imi amintesc pe ce dracu buton intru in bios pe calculatoru asta ca n-am mai intrat de 3 saptamani
bogat
Why is your XMP disabled

no clue
on what man
95% of the time that shit should be auto turned on
aside from the cases
So many cases for so much stuff
I’ve got two armor plate cases
Like 4 med cases
Prob bought 3 ammo boxes
sir that is a lot of cases
Two nade boxes
xmp now enabled
this game sucks COCK why cant i stack batteries or shit
FUTUTI MORTII MATII NIKITA
nu mai zi asa inloc
zici
invoc puterea zeiilor si a strabunilor sa imi bag toata pula in familia ta nikita
daca tot ii injuram mai bine ii si blestemam
I have like 7
i have 1
lmao
I have probably spent like 400 or so on arena itself tbh
I know I bought a nade case to sell at one point
Oooooh you want to build scav case oooooo
I might just go for it so cult circle stops fucking me
i mean i will cause the scav case will give you some crazy gear randomly for 95k
It’s so much to make the scav case tho
EHUd mod

what the gamma
wtf is trhis doll
the point of his character is he's sad he doesnt know wtf he is
it's a cute cartoon

Super monkey ball ass character
i watched teletubbies once
when i was like 4
it was scary asf for a kid
I was afraid of Thomas the tank engine iirc
Gordon made me dream bad at night
My honest reaction to tarkov patch notes
and the fat controller
man i wanted him to be run over
wait they lowered prices ye
by barely 10% or shit lmao
this armor was 75k now its 71k
YAY

like having your raging hard-on smacked with a cold spoon bruh

speaking of hardons
sir we used 5 of your emercom key uses on me alone
it's tough
Get quest
Player scav sausage party spawn close to extract
with a good gun
@fast garden @ancient marsh Desmond has 33 KD
how many hoes though?
-33
Idk how with all the advanced UAV this wipe
I await the day that retard is outed for cheating off stream
i think he has a higher chance to be outed for racism
Well
posting those dogtags with questionable names
it was so funny when some other streamer retards cried about it
fucking losers man

20 subscriber channels trying to look big
“Oh no this guy had a tag of another guy pinned who’s name is somethingsomethingretard”
People who fuck men are less gey
True , Gingy crying and taking a break cause people on twitter ragebait her by saying she cheating
like how are you so rich and popular enough to even care about this man
Tbf that’s probably the number 1 ragebait bit of all time
Bc she is a woman
I played with a bunch of smaller streamers at one point
Big drama around one named toxictinyy
WHITE, white woman
I’m in a vc playing with her and someone else
Heard her say the hard r like 20 times

Miss please
I’ve never spoken to you before
20 times is insane
You are the last person I want to hear saying the n word a bajillion times
I’m sorry she was pretty ugly

oh sh eis steraming
man she got that texas accent m'lady
She lost like ALL her viewers and subs after whatever tbe Twitter drama was
I forget what it was about tho
lmaoo
Many such cases
she is she is asking chat to vote to timeout the guy or not
she smelled the melanin on you
schizophrenia
I’ve got it secondhand. Somehow.
she is giving him a verbal warning because he disagreed with her opinion

THEE WHAT IS THIS CESSPOOL MAN
holy womannn
LMAO
WHITE WHITE WOMAN
average e-girl on twitch
dude she is a fucking BITCH
oh god is she gonna rant
You have been watching for all of 3 minutes

“I’m not a toxic person”
Streamer drama? 
damn look at the simps
"here's what imma do, i'm gonna put a chilling effect lotion on this bbc and give your mom this monster pipe, just like how she asked me to, bitch ass n-
GET THAT ASS BANNED"
@stark torrent i-am dat report la stream ca asa vreau eu
Jumping new chatters
2 hours , 10 viewers ggs
bag si eu acolo terrorism
probably being a prostitute or something
No way she makes a living off 4 chat simps
with that attitude she'd be fired from even mcdonalds
She is not a looker man
she is not that is true
some people simply dont care
You are not wrong
She has plot armor
come on
probably
you won't hit lil bro 😭
hahahaha
USEC Robert just dropped
airwing on alt
piss goggles
this woman has more issues than New York Times
Airwing in the goon control tower
shadow of chernobyl looks better
dude
HELL YEAH BROTHER
@stark torrent sper ca ii ia 20 de minute sa intre in streets
si sa moara instant
la pmc
🥀
holy simps
Is she raging again
Montana and Texas are similar accents
holy finally
atleast they'll have to do their jobs for once
The twang on her consonants give away Montana over Texas
woman = report auto rejected
She speaks like Montana has the worst rated education in the nation
yeah , she reminds me from Yellowstone accent thats why
she speaks like a rancher

it's a woman
She reads chat like my grandmother reads on the computer

women just talk a shit ton alot nonstop sometimes

there was a girl in my class that was talking mostly nonstop for about 4 hours
idk what the actual fuck was THAT important
Clear your throat woman we can hear your spit
Say it don’t spray it
Oh tilt again
Ok I’m done with this
i wanna wager that
i can play better than her
in tarkov
even if i play SPT doesnt mean my aim isnt decent
Low bar to clear
i just have the inate inability to fucking see
Guy who plays SPT or troglodyte
lmao
Well good to know she is still a complete knuckle dragging idiot
and racist
Absolutely nothing has changed
And no where else is?
to be fair balkans hate eachother so there's no point for racism and idk about anywhere else but poland germany and france
i hate albanians
for no utter reason
Most areas have strong distaste for immigrants too
poland is 50% racist 50% femboy
poland is literally CEO of anti immigrants
Meanwhile in America
Someone pull up the video of the American government making the jet2 holiday video trend out of deporting immigrants

Racism in America is weird
It’s different in the north and the south
Southern racism is basically delegated to like small communities of the worst people you would ever know
Northern racism is just an ever present subtle thing like they are scared they will get diseases if the come near
I can’t wait to get on arena and experience racism for my username
@ancient marsh @fast garden its crazy
Pestily made the video
We got patch with reduced restock times, all traders and loot buffed again apparently

Our saviour
what a fucking menace
holy losers in this chat
he should make videos complaining more often

ironically he will have top viewership on those everytime

well the prices are back
hmm how much for bobercoin
@fast garden @ancient marsh
holy sex
how much suckin we done for the bobcoin?
answer: 
VERY BIG TROUBLE ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️
his name is literally "poop" in russian
@stark torrent @compact knoll HUUUH?
BOX IN VIOLET
THE AI IS LOOTING THRU WALLS
yeah
yeah when u find empty boxes in locked rooms thats what happens, if u see scav AI crouching next to walls , think about whats around the wall on the other side
bro is done
The ai has been so bad about looting through walls this wipe
holy shit i hate shoreline
what an ass map i need scavs , no scavs , only squads

and the stamina 
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the difference
can be seen
holy shit
@stark torrent
isnt gpu good
i thought it was only 1 drill until i had one and i needed 2
then i felt like putting the rope

interchange
every time i go interchange
filing cabinets on streets , toolboxes everywhere
i get clusterfucked by killa and his armty of 30 scavs
dude what do you mean the scavs dont ever end
i went and hid behind a escalator
and i got bumrushed by 8 scavs
because i shot one on the escalator
interchange is bad yeah like when u say go interchange
everyone means , go Rasmussen or Techlight and thats it , cause thats the only places you MIGHT ( you wont ) find some
MAYBE randomly on OLI shelves but lets be real , its shit to play that map just for that
this is insane man
dude iedy
i went to interchange
to fight killa
u have a higher chance just hitting cabinets on streets at nighttime scav
i wasted all my ammo
on pmc ais
and i died before i could even find killa
20 kills

even on pve?
8 scavs 12 pmcs
haha yeah idk how there is a lot of valauables
skull rings and shit sigh
16 chainlets
farm the 2 safes in factory

shove everything in container
use courtyard gate or office window exfils if available

albeit office exfil is dangerous
are you deadass
idk that's how i do it
sir spt loot is no where near live
dude i dont find shit on spt either
this will take a week of targeted farming to get
SPT loot is crazy good man right now if there are 2 / 3 safes on a map , one spawns empty always in PVP
if im lucky
i have 1 chainlet and a lion
most safes will have only roubles
idk man, look at what Xal posted
honestly
he is full
depends on his settings yeah
Xal is looting Labs
spt has some weird homebrew for loot
and shit
you can do all settings on SPT
yeah so they are probably lower than PvE rn
PvE is crazy high so people buy it and feel good about it like Xal does

didn't play eft for the last 2 days cause I am too lazy to sort my stash
probably gonna get annoyed and sell everything
i mean you 100% have too much rigs and shit
I will find it again

ammo, nades, guns, barter items
they should make getting extra space easier
wait
@stark torrent what do you need for ref 3?
just arena?
and you can get like 200 coins a day and get cases?
60 coins a day
and yeah
and yes , you get rep for ref by doing quests , either arena or main game

futu-i gura🥺
is ref worth it
i still havent done the poster at scav base quest
maybe
then again the last time i tried to go to stronghold i died to a scav with 5.45 BT or BP
in pvp he has insane shit compared to the other traders
one of them
idk why scavs get such good ammo
my level 4 armor was not strong enough
yeah shoreline is terrible , the map only spawns me in the tunnel with other 15 squads
im done

snoreline
i have to plant
3 markers on snoreline
and i havent even found the tanks
i found ONE tank
and it wasnt objective tank

i found sanitar before i could find one of the tanks
maybe guard
- we broke the game more
- we added another arena trader
- we unbalanced everything
specterdr
yooooooo
i like that scope
that's good
YE
scavs and fence
new barter on pk 4
yoo
why am i even happy i dont even have pk3









