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Most of the people here do
Cmon
Creon, iedy, you
Xal plays pvp too i thinj
Sween
"most"
gg
xal literally went to pve
ive never seen sween b4 this wipe
cryon is playing spt
he has played pvp idk how much
but you arent playing
and several other people that would be for the start of wipe here arent
I got invited like twice and both times have been super late night
Ain't no way am I joining
i wouldnt play pvp im really horrible at maps and game sense atm
literally learning maps on spt
it can be plausible , matching times on some maps are rly bad
like streets takes 5-7 even 9 minutes sometimes as PMC, and thats where you still have the best loot overall + two bosses to loot
nobody plays that shit , seems people are doing mostly the customs / woods and maybe shoreline quests and stop lol
reserve same, you cant find a game there that quick, to the point where if someone does a scav , they all get put on the same server , thats why you get 20 player scavs in 1 reserve raid
the matching times are a bit too high for 3 weeks into the wipe
but it is understandable - if people ran out of money , they dont play
if they ran out of stash space, they dont play
if they cant level up traders because you need 200 trillion spent with them and they are poor , they dont play
and it will only get worse as Battlefield 6 and Arc Raiders get closer in Oct - Nov
this wipe has nothing exciting or new to bring over the 7 month one we just had
if anything it just cut / locked content behind double the grind with 0 rewards

this was probably the first wipe where the servers didnt explode on wipe day
i remember the streets wipe , the launcher itself shat itself , you had to trick the game by opening the exe then the launcher or shit to let you through
i remember the lighthouse 12.12 wipe that had QUEUES because too many people tried to log in and it crashed the servers
2 surv 12 kits š„
one fucking bullet went thru my l4 armor and instakilled me peak scavs
they give scavs better bullets than i can find or buy
every wipe before this one had server dies at the start
i wonder why
this one doesnt
whats the vpx used for again?
Bro believing the fucking 1984 there is 40k players nikita speech
this wipe for me has had the slowest ever queue times just behind the one before all the recoil got nerfed
that one i reached 40m queue this wipe max i think was 19?
I think you need them for quest
unless they removed that one with teh hardcore wipe
idk
I've spent more hours reading stuff for quests and other things on the tarkov wiki than I've spent time studying in university @stark torrent
insane
cheaters now a days are so unskilled
i used to play a game like tarkov
just no extracting
and i used to fight alot of cheaters
and i won most of the time 
most cheaters are just no-skill skids who want to suddenly become gods and think cheats are the gateway
a drunk man... is more intelligent than 3 women with phds
Honestly if i used it in arena i would probably play worse
https://youtu.be/GjyoPge0GTI?si=fH42i_EdIps8AHb9 @compact knoll @stark torrent
Meet Blacklist #4, Joe "JV" Vega and his Dodge Viper
I don't know how JV does it, man. His nights are spent in the clubs and days on the streets. This guy's got a lot of street rep. Cops hate him and racers want to be like him. His flash green Dodge Viper has cops swarming around it all the time.
Ride: Dodge Viper SRT10
Hails: Dunwich Village
...
that green viper
MANNN
yes I support LGBT
LIDL
Golf
Bulgaria
Tits
well i tried
he missed his sledge swings so i shot him wtih a shotty
but i didnt even hit his neck
@stark torrent we have exchanged instagrams with the woman creature @compact knoll
this one will be one for the history books
or my downfall
@stark torrent
miracle of engineering ( concrete everywhere )
glory to Bulgaria
u joke about the concrete but these apartments will last another 50 years @stark torrent
500
minimum
Meanwhile 20 American houses made of plywood have just crumpled to dust as you typed that
I like working at a store because it enables me to eat bullshit
1 pound of pulled pork for breakfast
Microwave variety
Hurricane Horsecock coming through
Aw man I forgot we had to start naming hurricanes after men too because naming them only after women is sexist or something
The absolute state of my country

My favorite is when people donāt fucking leave their shitty costal homes after they have been flattened like 12 times in 6 years
Do tornadoes happen like, anywhere else in the world
they started happening in Romania , something that was never seen before
global warming isnt real

apartments here are no joke biuilt to last
some are from 1960
and people still live in them
with the new multi layer windows and everything
full AC shit and all the extras
if a nuclear war happened balkans wouldn't worry we'd just continue living
someones mom farted
if a nuclear war happened we would be happy it would be a bit chilly during summer


holy shit so real
ofc
oFC THAT car is in the picture frame
There is a single dude in my whole town that has a fully decked Ford Ranger
Bro looks so out of place
I have no clue how he even parks the fucking thing
there is no room 
There were also some gypsies that had Chrysler PT cruisers , holy shit they look so ass
And ofc they are now in the scrapyard
Nobody has parts or wants to fix those shits
my mom
just called
to tell me
she found some game of thrones T-shirt at the thrift store
@stark torrent @fast garden 
like , ok?
mom , do i look homosexual
and it like drives, i can offer this guy 300 euro and some booze
and he will accept
real
Ill take it
ofc they do

please do not diss the Biceps breakign through teh car and leaving a Monster logo on it
yes
one guy in my town has a lamborghini and a ferrari
town

at this point i think he'll pull guards too
he doesn't know
Okay so
12 cameras
If I have 100 hours of payday 2
me when emp jammer
brother we're balkan
I should be able to steal his cars
u think we care about 12 cameras

cryon is romanian
i just dont know how to drive
cause his lambo wouldve vanished
yes
bagamies pula neighbour
12 cameras when I put a black trashbag with only eye holes on my head and break into his garage with a crowbar
e bagamias nu bagamies
he doesnt have a garage
just a gate
am fost odata in bulgaria
si era sa ma pierd
ca au cele mai handicapate strazi uneori
unde ai fost
nu stiu ca a fost acu juma de deceniu
au avut o plaja frumoasa macar
cemm
probabil la Golden Sands / Balchik
cred ca la golden sands
played tarkov for the first time in like a year tonight since when does tagilla go prone 
Yeah AI sometimes just drop shots
new ai i believe
they made ai more smart but also more stupid
scavs like to sprint at u
and also if they get shot from like 600m away they know the exactly perfect place to hide from your line of sight
I donāt even hate that one it makes sense
Sure itās sometimes annoying
But like
Are they supposed to stand still and let you shoot then
I have seen the GZ sniper scav like once
Gz has sniper scavs?
Kinda above the cafe across the street from the MG
Just like I have never seen the lighthouse sniper scav
Thereās one spawn on the mountain in the open between southern road and Lightkeeper
My friend has seen him once but I never have
I think they removed that ancient sniper scav from customs on the back rocks by where the reserve transit is now
I think they did that ages ago y
Spot a guy on shoreline 300m away somehow he starts shooting me all the way to extract
shoots me in the head twice
hmmmm

he must have an elite gaming chair

too bad hes using rubber bbs
@stark torrent the bond between moms/grandmas and Turkish soap dramas is stronger than any alloy in this universe
hahah grandma is watching that shit now
@soft coral my mom sending me a reel with tips on how to survive in case you crash into a river with your car
????????
once.
I ran a red light and there was a dicksucking pig policeman on a bike hidden behind cars
bro probably stole something
the moment i saw him with his hand it was over
well thats the police's fault for sitting there
habibi police there its illegal
habibi police not there everything legal
while we were visiting grandma for her birthday
dad is driving around town as we're entering
goes through streets because he knows its faster that way
comes out of a T-shape in the road and behind him theres a VW coming which he didn't see because of a tree
vw slows down
dad floors the diesel mazda with all 110 horses
I get glued to the seat
fucking diesel man
this huge ass minivan car
and the engine still pulled like a bitch
and ofc mom freaked out
@stark torrent
?
i once died to reshala guards 15 seconds into a raid cause i spawned near the antenna above new gas, this is the last thing i saw
wtf
thats so cancer
one of the rarest pc items
equals to one of the more common medical items
What the fuck is this primate up to
He gotta be camping up on the big TG logo again with that
he is trying to do insomnia
yeah idk
he is trying to get flashbang kills vs timmies

@fast garden he died at the flare extract the sniper killed him
KARMA
Yeah
Yeah heās so retarded itās not funny anymore
He is actually a brick for brain

@stark torrent 
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #eft
dumbass
bro stuck his head out of the fence
people trust this game with too much and get mad when it slaps them
feels good man
Do you want a ibuprofen
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you cant pick a 4th cock because the PVE RMTers will become too rich
bsg
your mom doesn't have that problem, so i've heard


@ancient marsh go arena blyat
no, nikita been teasing shit on his twitter
my honest reaction to 1.0 teases
when the dogshit wipe is going on RIGHT NOW
Most of the scenes in this video are all bots, with a few acted out by me to make the scene look better. Some factions shown donāt exist in the game but are part of the lore, movies, and some were added by me because I thought they looked cool and lore-friendly.
Some scenes arenāt from a single raid ā I had to do a lot of retakes (sometime...
i'm enjoying tarkov again
here goes 1000 hours i'll never get back
You blundering fool
in tarkov
it asked him for permission yes
yeah thats something new for nikita
Holy shit those changes
Someone said it was 800k to repair 37 points on a class 6 plate
āAdjusted their durabilityā
what the fuck?
can someone go to the bsg hq and


I am not there
I still need to spend 5 mil on traders...on this economy
plus I need to upgrade stash
to be fair, is it even worth leveling up traders?
aren't they all shit compared to ref anyway?
@floral orbit @stark torrent the date to my return to pvp got pushed back by like at least 3 weeks

š
nah, you are coming in 20 min
i go buy pizzer
it doesn't matter, you won't survive long enough to repair anything
true i dont repair anything cause im dead
bsg wants me to spend 5 hours finding and carrying armor kits
thanks
mate i am at gunsmith 14 wdym pk 4
retard
carrying 20kg armor repair kit with baby timmy legs and hardcore stamina

big problem
i mean u have a lot of dogshit probably , start selling most of the stuff like smoke grenades backpacks etc
ive neverr seen this
The more nikita is a moron, the more SPT becomes better
wdym
no it's fucking boring dogshit
if i play for 20 hours i make 0 progress
they literally locked content away this wipe while adding none
what's the point
Got on to do a lil pve after playing so much hardcore
Filled an entire attack 2 and my blackrock with stims and valuables off green keycard alone
we are losing more people to the zone
Iām not actually playing pve lmfao
I get on to do labyrinth and labs and thatās basically it
I got gripped by Mr evil tagilla last night 
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Had quite possibly the worst weapon to bring to labyrinth
Is xal making pve clips now
thats not me
that's me
He scared me 
Me
Tagilla in the other room be like
Thanks, i love it
stai sa mananc si vin
lobotomite developers incoming
Spt lookin lovely
found a bitcoin? that's great, now you can repair your body armor once
Oh, just one? Well, sorry, you can only repair 1 plate or the kevlar. Your choice
Average corpo response to wanting slave labor
AAAAAAAAAAA BAGAMIAS PULA CE E ASTA
coaieeeeeeeeeee
brooooooo
mateee
500k to repair a dogshit ceramic class 6
that is not full anyway
it will never be as good

it's funny cause insurance was dogshit until they allowed to insure 1 plate then they made it 4-500k to repair it
Tarkov is dead and nikita killed it
I'd rather play stalcraft than tarkov, ngl
At least stalcraft is fun
poor he has not
BROKE FELLA ALERT
Broke
Alert

At this point, either spt or pve zone. Pvp reeks
Yeah this wipe is worse and worse
playing pve and hearing pvp updates is like living in west berlin and looking over the berlin wall @floral orbit @stark torrent @compact knoll
eft, ok, how about fuck you
Mister gorbachev would like a word with you
Spt
@ancient marsh our commie guy died:rip:
if it gave a typable answer: many slurs would be said

Finding valuable loot in PvE is like going to McDonalds in West berlin while the East stays in line for their daily rations
20k for water bottle

PVE pmcs be obese at this point
seems like they are enjoying the eft decline
how tf 181k lol
jesus
IS THIS REAL? 

it is
i wish u could check how many in extraction shooter mode tho
Yup, and also arena breakout
Arena breakout is doing really well
The twitch numbers dont do it justice
and some people coping saying 45k is healthy 2 weeks into the wipe
LMAO
Aint my baking, it's nikita's
Spt
Sptš¤®
Cheap
you got an amazing alternative right in this server
its called gamma
no gae and retarded wipes
just shit you can tailor to yourself

ironically an engine ductaped by modders from another old engine ductaped by east european devs with the budget of a McDonalds Happy Meal that runs better than Tarkov nowadays

im tired nikita
shit vs piss
i think imma play Russian Rulette with 6 loaded shots
welcome back ivan
its true though
tarkov is a dogshit game rn with this "wipe"
Well guess ppl asking for hardcore Tarkov too much and now its actually hardcore
The only thing hardcore about this wipe is the gagging on Nikitaās shaft that is happening

its not hardcore
its just retarded
nothing actually challenging
just fucking bloated increases to costs
and loot being nonexistant
1 mil roubles for an armor piece thats not even under half dura
to repaiir*
@compact knoll
you guys had the matching bug yet?
teammate loads in but not u then u match urself and get an error then recconect into ur teammates raid
very wack
Can we get more tarkov goon fanart sir
sybau
I bet youād respond with the answer when asked what the shape of Italy is
š BSG threatens to come to more countries
IM STRUGGLING THIS WIPE
25% survival rate just got done with ground zero tasks
am i cooked
pls keep the french out
of tarkov

its cuz the fat retards at bsg wants to encourage you(forcefeed you) using armor kits
who needs traders anyway amirite 
bsg decided no one
thats why praporr takes 12 hours
to refresh
and pk is like 14

Imagine playing tarkov lmao
In my modded minecraft phase again
fuck off to the minecraft channel then
oh wait
ššæ 
GZ is horrible because they removed the low level lobbies so u get matched with everyone
so unique
and ppl now are doing their shooter born and other shit on timmies
rly?
wtf
thats asids
aids*
sheef went into gz to do shooterborn and ti was all level 30-40s
hmmm @floral orbit mergem GZ sa omoram timmy usec
jesus

BRO
SPEAK ENGLISH
ce timmi ba
U FUCKING RETARD
sunt numai handicapati
RAAH
cu lvl 30 si 40
iedy?
truth
why is the word Homosexual denied
guess whos the gigachad here
neither
me
both of u have edge of darkness or whateve rits named
Why does flop have nut all over him in the third image
sir that's supposed to be a small child

that's acrylic paint
he was painting on the wall

already done with this game
so doghsit
That image was so covered up by profile pictures that I only just now realized what the situation is
dogshit*
stfu
no excuses
is this a coincidence
its joever
i looked down because i was mid match
and i got shot by a scav to death
because i was looking at my knee

wtf are u on
uuh ok
what fucking drugs is the romanian government giving you
they arent giving us shit they're too broke to buy drugs on their own
im so fuckijnggggggggggg bored
some good game needs to release
ong
bf6 looks good i cant lie
kinda excited
@ancient marsh 
what

idk
im bored out of my mind
just doing random shit
going schizo without playing tarkov
BRO
Lord forgive me I seek your absolution
for the horrid abbomination I posted
isaac meme , in this economy?
i love isaac
I'm about to chocolate milk all over
stroking my wooden spoon rn I got magic scab on my shit I'm beating-
ok enough
am abaattu monstros lung
I'm about to brimstone all over
mate

alle trust me when I say this , the shit we've said with iedy and artyomka in the vc are light years worse than this

MY GUY
one day ill gain access to the mental hospital too
that day aint any soon cause i still play spt
ur such a fucking bad word that i cant say without being permanently suspended
i know
ive said a few things in the funny vc too
š¤«
i mean i know one to say
the shit we've said in that voice channel , its like pandoras box mate
if people knew we would be wanted in 57 countries at least
its in romanian
im translating and shipping and sending it
"invoc puterea zeilor si a strabunilor sa imi bag toata pula in familia ta"
and put on a watchlist
i got this one off of instagram
so its either horrendous or godsent
not well translated
im gonna put the shit inside you
its "i invoke the power of the gods and ancestors to shove my entire dick in your family"
"I'm comin in from behind , I unloaded on him I'm reloading cover the sides and front ok I'll flank and fuck him from the front"
he fucked me, from behind watch out.
"tagilla is chasing me hes about to bend me over"
if you listen to a tarkov vc without watching the gameplay shit sounds straight up like gey porn
he pulled out his hammer hes coming on me
sleep well kys ceo
before I lose any more braincells
pc will blow
play ironmode gamma unless ur a bitch
based
im on such a good run
just complete it retard what
i got a scientits suit and a ach7ex
im doing main story quest rn
bro just complete it for the flex
dragged my balls thru great swamp
great swamp is my bitch man
and thru agroproms hell system
i know that shit from the inside out
agroprom is a cakewalk š
i found one ecologist and 3 psysuckers
wtf u saying
fuck no
lmao
they wanna get dropped off in rostok
but i aint doin allat
cause im also freedomer lmao
lol
shit has as much pen as 9x19 gzh
i'm a spt player cause im new
cult?
i just want ammo that can go thru l3 plates
tbh
half the ai pmcs i meet have l4 armor or l3 armor
i switched to 762 cause i have rnds that pierce l3
from skier i think
i try sometimes
it works
i went on customs earlier today and actually exfilled fro mthere for my first time ever
by doing transit bug 
turbo based
I didnt have a option anyway
i went to fac transit
the only fucking tran sit i know in customs
im trying to do skiers quest
the one with dead scav
ohohoh
ill do this one after i die/win in this custom raid
i know where the place i gotta go to is
but idk where the dead scav can be
so il go search for that buddy
hes apparently over here
all i know about this spot is that its infronjt of the big red building
I mean, we can but not today

repair prices are a bit too much - will be changed. Also these notes do not include global loot spawn chances increase by 25%
now labs will have a teapot AND a chainlet instead of just a teapot
i found the key wow
the very ahrd part is nwio getting to the place
to open the door for the folder
god damn bro whens the last time you played lmfao
bro is 4 wipes old
pk 2 56a1 from cult 1 lmfao
what a wipe that was
the jet is creaming
YESSSS
i finished extortionist
no deaths
i learned a new exfil too
4 kills
oh what?
i dont remember killing snipers
oh yeah thats the 6th kill lmao
why is it that 99.9% of people in last hero are so bitchmade?
they start losing and just decide to spawn in and stand still and lean
im still dunking buckets on you retard
start moving
i dont understand why i get top of the leaderboards like
in 9/10 last hero matches
by a large margin to
i am NOT good
yall see my clips of my shaky ass aim
in tarkov i do not win nearly as many 1v1 fights
i guess it helps theres less advanced UAV's here
i just pick laser and shoot corners thats it , people just sit
they think they are silent but you can hear them spawn in , turn around , might as well just move
Crafting 2x Tank Shells is literally more than a work day
its 10 hours

sweatlord loses and magdumps my body anytime i die
many such cases
i could not imagine being worse at this game than me
and doing shit like that
iedy ba
@stark torrent cum fac si eu sa ajung la 750k la ragman ca omu nu cumpara nimic decat armuri si fabrice
si nu prea gasesc nici una nici alta in raiduri
mai cumpar de la el asa ceva cateva da la ce pas cumpar eu cred ca il am gata in 20 de ani
Ia le de la fence
fuckk prapor i gotta get 19 headshots
but its 17k exp which i want
and its in factory of all places
19 scav heads
@floral orbit
so yeah it was true , we did see more loot
i-a luat destul sa vada

but it wasnt valuables overall
oh really
cat de cacat era jocu in stagiu asta
fututi mortii mati tagilla
ma uit in jacheta
descide usa asta
yeah me and sween got out with full backpacks from train depot , but still , not many valuables per se
si imi da cu ciocanu in cap
just...well ...items i guess
m-a distrus instant
like in a single raid we found 120 BT , 240 PP and 120 PPBS all in the train depot
isnt bt like good 545 ammo btw
i dont remember the stats on it wasnt it like 35 pen or more
ye isnt that good
5.45 BT is a more practical round than people give it credit
i like it more than 56a1 anyway
@fast garden hiii
it is better because the AKs dont cost an arm and a leg to buy and mod
so yeah , definetely more practical
i am already amassing 556 because i dont use it
fumes?
dude i saw that the other day that game looks so fucking cool
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yeah the ak 101 is good for this reason
however
that being said
556 at low rpm feels so bad.
do i even want to play tarkov rn.
faiolo
am belit-o
i die to RRLP that has about as much pen as 9x18
in l4 armor
only in tarkov
chased by a fucking cheater on reserve
i had sj6 so i injected that shit and got away š¹
2nd gpu off of scav runs
god fucking bless
3 shotgun rounds into a scav
no armor
he kills me with a ppsh
are shotgun buckshots just dogshit
im more interested in all this as someone who seldom looks into spt stuff
holy shit i found my last dfuel
heating 2 otw
Valeria from CoD
The hair literally clips with all helmets

night inter
killa in oli
creep up back stairs
guy fighting killa shoots through a wall towards me
get the hint
creep back into cover to hope i can get another guy coming towards him
another guy comes up stairs
i magdump and miss bc awkward angle/poor visibility/distance
go back into cover
he shoots me through the wall in the head
my bad
anyway



















