#💣tarkov-released
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unless im wrong i think thats a VUDU ON A MP 18
THAT SHOUL GET YOU PERMA BANNED
i love tarkov players
tarkov citizen - "wanna know my name before it got changed to this? "
"only gae n words drive bmws"
real
Truth = ban
BOARGIUS
OORAH OORAH OORAH
ACHILEES
silence
thank god bro
my ak74u with a suppresor and a kobra isnt gonna cost 180k alone
I love spawning with 80k as a scav , i spawn village , get the BTR , go to train depo , quickly loot around for 2 minutes , take the BTR to old sawmill , take it back to train depot to keep looting , take me back to old sawmill , loot the big barn , find my last xeno , take the BTR to scav bunker and extract

YOOOOO
BATTLEPASS COSMETICS ARE 1GP @ancient marsh @fast garden
THEY DID IT
Yoooo ggs
not worth it at all
yea
well i went to customs
turns out the guy that js tanked 2 mags then died (of 545) was a BOSS named knight
yeye
Bro who cares 🥀
Tigz had a good idea about the val
instead of nerfing it , they should have just made it SPEAR rarity level
just make it marked room only or very rare drop in general
thats it
Also cant wait to have this gun at Ref level 3 or 4 for sale 
Yeah tbh
Fuck the overheat bullshit with 9x39
VSS on trader lvl 4
VAL as it’s expensive ass purchase locked behind like
The 40-50 raider kill task
Sr3m for planting the reapirs on customs
And no more overheat bullshit
👍
So you have to do hard tasks to get meta gun
WE DO NOT CAAAAAAARE
IT WILL EXPLODE IN YOUR HANDS FROM 2 MAGS
make what sense mate , the mosin image is just smaller a bit so the supressor doesnt get cropped or clips through
but the mosin supressed is longer than an avt
🧠
ce drq faci ba
nu stiu ca tot scade reputatia la fence
pai nu mai impusca scavi ca scav
acum vad dece imi scade reputatia

@fast garden @ancient marsh that ender pearl moment , it teleported me outside the bus
also this guy was an account buyer
using Poleva slugs mateee
naur we are setting up enderpearl stasis chambers
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Xal is a device that you put on your knees to protect it from damage
A sort of guard for knees?
that ak been in places

I'm about to x all over
artyom stop rushing man you fucking retard alooo
you know what I miss
The fun with you two monogloids in the vc
not so much the game itself
Real , tarkov is more bearable with friends
me and u we chill in a bush
artyom is all the way in Narnia fightind God
God bless
Eating choccy ice cream rn
I'm about to cream all over
MOOOOODSSSS I SEE A MOOOODDDD
me and COMFD in factory flashing
each other
and then unloading onto one another 
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #побегизтаркова #тарков #lofi #scav
@stark torrent @fast garden
is the embed broken?
ok fixed
its insane how much I want to love this game so hating it is just easier
DISCORDDDDDDDDDDDDd
I remember this raid
doink , aight we done here
Oh great heavens
yeah but they dont start
@soft coral @compact knoll @ancient marsh
KEEP THEM CUMIN
bro was busting it down
sexual style
the unstartable clips of doom
i have 4k rub in my stash because i on accident insured my last 3 raids because of muscle memory
time to scav and then play arena for the entire day
now they work
?????
we nutted
that store is now completely white
RIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHTRIGHT RUNNING
insane comms
COOOOOOMSSSS
Works for me
that is a very old clip I think 0.13 or some shit
Turn hardware acceleration back on for discord for mp4 files
They don’t fucking work for some reason without it
discord when u change one small setting and the entire app explodes
Build with sticks and spit
why does this guy look so romanian
wtf
Average politican when asked where did the budget go
It’s so much better when they don’t change shit
I know right?
this why we're redesigning the U.I AGAIN AND CHANGING THE LAYOUT FOR NO REASON - discord probably
I'm probably gonna have whiskey tomorrow at 2pm in the afternoon
Guy orders TV
It’s a 65 inch
He has a rental Tesla
It obviously didn’t fit
Offer to take it in my car on my lunch break
Dude had no other option to get it to his place so he was totally on board
Lunch time comes and I drive it down there (kinda fucking cramped but whatever)
Dude hands me $100 when I get there

Sir the tv probably was barely More than that
Wait nvm it wasn’t a shitty Walmart brand it was a smart tv

Still
I didn’t even ask for anything
I could buy so many stash lines with this

Fuck you nikita
negotiate 2 gigachad PMC at factoy and I am happy now
what a rare things in China server
CHINA NUMBA ONE
Me and my friend just got some gazed shot from a naked guy with Lapua and my friend scream like hell pull me to transit in Wood just when the match start. He run like hell after hearing the sound of Lapua gun
average match of China server
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tarkov fanart post
look at post
look at guys profile
scat and gore
man.
Average artist

i literally
played 2 games of arena
sat in meny
menu
then got off
dont even want to play
beent rying to find a band for several hours now
the moment i found my last xeno to upgrade my lavatory and food station , i did nothing
i had a daily to survive customs 4 times for 2x Bravo Scopes , i just did transit bug
tahts it
ggs
shit game
@stark torrent
elevator mechanics are repairing the elevator
i have to go down 13 flights of stairs
bagamiesss
Glory to this beautiful nation
theme song for today
it's ok they turned on the smaller elevator
@stark torrent
not all is lost
The big cargo one that can fit a whole bed has been causing problems multiple times
you go to your floor and the elevator stops like midway between the floor and u can't open the door
@stark torrent

Glory to Bulgaria
Fucking STALKER X labs vibe
for real
gotta take the emergency exit and get jumped by a snork on the way to work ggs
I use elevator I roll the dice each time am I gonna get trapped or not
such is life in the balkans
Daily objective: survive(optional)
go out
see 3 grandmas infront of the block gathered talking
not even the best private security companies can compare to this
@stark torrent
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@stark torrent @ancient marsh
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am un clip cu un player pe care l-am impuscat , s-a panicat si a fugit fix in focul ala
stai sa vad daca il gasesc
yes yes pula mea I agree
Should've just walked into the elevator shaft then water bucket clutched when you were at bottom floor, pussy
fog
era inainte sa scoata jegul asta de fog
uite si tu ce joc de cacat jucam inainte
42 fps
cu 4070 si 5700x3d

32 cand tragi
mie abia imi merge streets, 2060 super
don't you have work?
go back to your tunnel

Stay broke

While you're stacking backpacks
Im stackin paper
Bitch ass mf
max 7 btw
As if he has 7 
paper money, mine are from plastic
Mine are electronic
No cash
Also as if you would know what ur money is made of
When was the last time you held a bill
rn
Good day to have rouble is when ur buying tarkov expansions
mashalah allah guide my shot with all your might
Ivan stop saying things in Arabic
They would stone you

And rightly so
ayooooooooooooo
arena is releasing my inner mw2
he needs water
i HATE all aa 12 users
if you are readying this and you use an aa 12 if i found you irl i would beat you to death and then take your wallet
It is your duty before God to send them there.
Sponge Bob KILL EVERYONE gif
its hard to do in last hero with a fuckass ak 74
my FUCKASS WEEKLY
i hope ref gets assinated by prapor or smth
worse decision ever by bsg and only made because they know arena was a failure
still iss
every day i agree more and more with that one guy who when he killed you and saw you used a shotgun or smg would scream a slur
my inner halo 3 and mw2 IS ABOUT TO COME OUT OH MY FUCKING GOD
i fucking hate arena
such a shit game
go into last hero EVERY SINGLE GAME FOR THE PAST WEEK
SMG AND SHOTGUNS
EVERYWHERE
IF NOT THAT THEN PEOPLE USING THE 7.62 MDR
@stark torrent the engine of my mates honda
Like
Please kill yourself
I mean this so wholeheartedly
Do us all a favor and paracord
man genuinely standing still 95% of an arena match just double headshotting people with apsx
tarkov is really really bad about eating your inputs when you play fast
sprinting and aiming especially, as someone who plays toggle aim
Have you tried getting good?
Smgs suck ass
i have died to so much bullshit
also the most amount of cheater deaths in a wipe ever
i used to rarely run into them
what servers do you play on?
various us mostly south
shot a naked man
3 times
with snb
what the hell
fun fact
you cannot get the kiver fs from traders this wipe
i know
i went factory killed 1 guy then immediately died to a 9mm pistoling to the iris

i cant with this task dude
im dying to every marine known to man
headset bank robber mosin shitty armor rig car kit and esmarch
like 4-5 years ago when i could only run factory on my pc i tried using the shitty eyes only faceshield for the fast mt
this one
The streamer visor
to make the stream look better
a round that wouldn't pen the fs
imo a jaw shot should give you heavy bleed but not kill you everytime
realistically you dont die from a jaw shot if its from the side
it does slightly hurt i reckon

just imagine it hits your spine and disconnects your brain
magnum fuckshot my beloved in the revolver shottie
YEE-HAW
Go Zabralo and M4
Die to pistol to eyeball
Go Naked with Magnum Revolver Shottie
Get out with 4 kills and Tagilla loot
@fast garden
it's just how it is
yeah but
im going with nothing
and tagilla just throat fucks me off spawn
meanwhile
fucking
prestige 2
lvl 47
pirrhana shotgun
kills the entire lobby and tagilla
and is somehow able to reload 4 shells off empty in the 2 seconds it took for me to close the gap to him
i literally just need one more kill
i wish they would make unjam just press reload key
instead of two seperate keybinds
It used to be just one bind
it hasnt been changed once
just got hit with a flashbang ks23
there is no god here
i think more streamer items should have barters
like trading a shroud mask for a supressed USP
i like the inseq barter
i think the pestilly 5.7 should have a tac device and rmr
just like make the streamer items have a tangible barter to them
only a few do
catering the game to more streamers? Reddit is mad rn
my fault
i remember back when you would open a safe and get 3 sas drives
now you open a safe and get 3 press passes that take up twice as much space and sell for a third of the price
3 press passes i say 3 slurs
i hate noiceguy with every cell in my body
Nah I meant back when you didn't need to inspect first to see the usually obvious weapon stoppage
oh god wait
yeah you are right
yeah , peopel put inspect on click then fix malfunction on hold
but in reality you just die

not having to remember my fucking unjam and inspect key everytime would be nice
just r
I wish that they would pull him apart like pulled pork😊
Stroll in London aah outfit
killed a scav and then got jumped because im not used to no headset audio lmfao
@stark torrent @compact knoll @floral orbit
it was for fun man
Tru
dude i have yet to see one cofdm
i want lightkeeper
lightkeeper this wipe would be insane
I usually pulled those from labs and reserve but labs is questionable sometimes because xing dao might unhinge his jaw and eat everything
yeah but labs is like dead empty on loot
and fuck reserve
so prob just gonna hit the hard spawns on streets and maybe scav transit lighthouse?
wonder what lh loot is like rn
Try it it's probably poop but who knows
im just not gonna pmc that map unless i have to
Punisher 
i just know its gonna be nothing but every streamer doing test drive and every laojingping
still hate they took it off shoreline after making shoreline good
I wish that they would change what maps tasks were on at random on wipe
I'm so sick of shoreline
Spam scav on woods bunker?
Die then I guess
it still has a lot of construction mats
ill still have to do like 20 other tasks
what does that have to do with dorms marked or cofdm
i forget that most of the requirements for lightkeeper are piss easy
im just gonna be key locked a lot
You might have luck with hitting the 8000 jackets on streets or dorms
But that's just hitting your head into the wall hoping it will crumble
paralysed
me come back to the car at shoreline after rat 3 guy and look 4 other guy die in front of my eyes by another rats. 
@ancient marsh @stark torrent I am free for 2 hours, tarky?
In like 20 mins
ye 10 min
dau scav atunci
the guy on the right died from a naked timmy at gate 3 with a pistol , shot him straight in the eyeball

sir do not
!MODS
@stark torrent
Delete mods folder in your Gamma folder.
Right after, open Gamma Launcher, untick Check MD5 and Force git download. Run Install/update Gamma procedure.
p!mods
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@stark torrent @compact knoll @floral orbit
i dont want to be racist against chinese people
...but
there should be a scav outfit where its just scav wearing a bunch of fake jewelry
like 5 chains on
two watches
stupid shit
i think it would be funny
day time shoreline
i really appreciate how much better the scav kits get as you get higher rep
especially in a wipe like this
headset, shitty armor, decent rig and bag space, and gun that can kill people is a nice combo
ngl this pose looks sick
they did limit the ughh labs card spawn tho
i only had two in all my scavs this wipe
i had a scav with t4 vest t3 helmet good bag but he had a single shot rifle.
scav shoreline
2 korunds at the cottages
stash full again
insurance is still
a smige too expensive imo
yeah i mean i guess u can insure backpack , ears and rig

and the plates
im so cheap i insure the class 4 russian plate but not the armor

where are you getting empty carriers
untar kills
gg
1k usd for
untar helmet and armor
holy hardcore
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im just
so tired
Yo what the fuck is bro doing in that dogshit room
this was super early in the match
i spawned behind the house
and ran straight there
which means
he spawned village
AND BEELINED there
I goy 3rd place with a ak 74n while fighting an entire lobby of smg and aa 12 users
https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/kNBHXMZGf4wKZivxX?invite=cr-MSw2U0osNjYwMjI2Njc&v=14
Watch 2 OF THEM???? by OrtRed10 and millions of other Escape From Tarkov videos on Medal. Tags: #escapefromtarkov
friend
Hardkore

hows yalls wipe
Okay but hear me o
i just saw that supressor on a video yesterday
The Putnik?
I love it because it's fugly
There's no shot BSG doesn't add this. it's Zenitco.
omg dude even put their URL on it
Torture tests are funny because as we've seen in %CURRENTCONFLICT you're either injured or dead before you've fired 1,200 rounds unless you're on some kind of squad automatic
and those are meant to swap barrels in the field
it's like asking "can this movado watch survive a hammer being dropped on it". if it can, cool but.. when are you ever going to do that to it
yeah if anything the other tests where they put the guns in dirt / sand etc are more rational
let alone the idea of shooting like 5000 rounds worth 5-6 grand for a video
and that was before the conflict , now russian ammo is pretty much impossible to get
in the US
btw, can we talk about items needing to be FIR for them to be turned in for hideout node upgrades?
lol, this
they have removed that this wipe
okay.
you're joking
i wish , some shit is ridiculous
for the VENTS LVL 3 you need half a junkbox just for items
10 electric motors , 8 car batteries etc
a lot of space xD
I have a gif that i think adequately represents us as Tarkov enjoyers
we just keep going back to it....
those batteries are the real crime
sadly , real , this wipe was mostly a cash grab , they pushed a lot of Arena , stash spaces and Unheard is still on 22% discount rn
It's supposed to have a 'foot' for the Trijicon RMR
30 fans , 20 PSU s

thats 130 stash spaces just for those alone - in total its like 182 stash spaces for BTC farm items
basically a full junkbox


imo those are also retarded
if you notice your rifle has mud or some shit on it you would wanna wipe it off
at least if its on the charging handle
if you have a water bottle literally just pour a bit of it into the area with mud if its a vital area
eeehh i mean naturally yes , nobody would dip a gun in salt water and dirt and keep it there for a week i reckon
but in vietnam it was common to fall down in a river / mud and dirt it
just as an example
like garand thumb did the soy point when an ak failed with a million pounds of mud on it's charging handle
true
and the M4 is picky af to this shit , the AK doesnt give a fuck
M4 has tighter tolerances, thus higher chance of fucking up when particulates are introduced.
My favourite is people that overlube an AR and wonder why their BCG is getting chowdered by dust
i think the most overlooked part is cleaning shit because theres a lot more to clean in an ar than an ak
another part is that the ak was made for mass conscript armies and the ar / m16 wasn't designed for that it was supposed to be for an "superior fighting force"
get me out lord
poor wipe
Wow, where did you go?
the village on snortline, pretty good for hideout items
I get it, it's not bad loot, but for the current wipe, it's not so much in terms of money
for money streets should be the best
For money streets and arena
the problem is that a lot of valuables you find at first you need to keep for hideout instead of selling
KEEP EM CUMMIN
i see a bandit
DICKHEAD , OVER THERE
Hey, cocksucker
GET THE FUCK OOUT
what level of brainrot is this?
keep bigpipe cummin alright 
FYI nothing to do with the President of Russia, it just means "wanderer" 
last hero literally melts my brain
i think ive gotten 12 last hero wins in 2nd or 1st in the past day
past 1 or two days
using assualt with an ak 74
this guy shot me in the eyebrow
type of fucking saiga-9 I would run on SPT coop on a joke run with my friend cause we got too much guns in our stashes
Too many guns
a literal turd from an ass
Maybe stop picking up everything?
it's the scope. traders value that at like 15k. mosin parts are also practically 0. most expensive part on that mosin is the barrel worth a few grand
i was pointign the look of the guns sir
fuck the price
Saiga 9 is an amazing early game head tapper
just use a pistol
0 recoil, best MOA of all smg / carbines
eh its dogshit
@floral orbit fa hai pe tarkov
@ancient marsh @fast garden @soft coral @compact knoll @floral orbit
The fent hit the bloodstream
maybe I shouldnt have a quest where 1 mil roubles = 2 rows of space

op quest
and its just redoable
infinitely
I also have this impulse to pick up guns with expensive attachments
then slide them into my stash and forget abt them
when i originally wanted to sell them

🥀
It’s always the Patrick profile pictures
you can tap brain from raid 1
that's what I mean by early game
9mm with twice as good MOA as its auto counterpart
far better than any pistol
easily moddable to accept a scope
I didn’t think it had anything to do with putin but ok
Why would I pay a premium fence price
For a gun with reduced durability
That is an objectively bad SEMI 9mm
When the full auto is right there

been saying that for years
hai
bag pla, am montat un dressing si acolo am murit, sa vina dracu sa mi le monteze ei
bag pula yes 
am patit , si acum am usile strambe la un dulap bag pula in el
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@floral orbit
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excalibur
Look what i get to play with
"Beta" but i know these are already like 99% polished and ready to go
chefs kiss
They put a xm8 into tarkov?
Maybe ill finally pick it up
like august or so last year
you know i still haven't figured out how to use the bipod that BSG gave us
supposed to be V for mount weapon right?
had my way with that 4 stack
5th guy managed to not kill me while i was standing still surgerying
am bagat dulap dala cu bare de otel goale inauntru
am pus cartile de la scoala si in 3 luni al dracu sa rupt in doua
bagamias pl in ikea
I was just saying 
Didnt even fully drink it pussy
Ctrl v to open the bipod then V on a flat surface yes
ty
if i were niktita i would say that something with the serverers messed up and i would delete his account
nah
BOOOOO the dust cover is wrong
On which map is it easiest to see loot through the doors
No its not
Theres a compact dovetail mount
Nah what
@stark torrent https://fxtwitter.com/xTerotex/status/1950936895434702971
@compact knoll real

The KMS spawn
Farming Killa with you turned me into the sick and twisted psychopath I am today... 😈
"Next raid it will be better"
Next raid : Far Right Highway spawn
whoever made these spawns must be punished
nikita detecing that i want to do a task and spawning me light years away from it
Far right highway spawn made me far right
I saw dr Diddy play EFT for the first time and he got the emercom spawn and died in a minute
funnily enough thats my roblox name
made that shit exactly when it happened
thought it was funny as fuck
lmfao

@stark torrent @floral orbit @compact knoll
when was the last time youve seen a loose bertcoin?
pve baby
this loot is so fucking depressing
and then you go on pvp, open drawers and 80% are empty
ru on pve

?
Lmfao pve bubker butboin spawn
i remember getting 1-3 bobcoins in a single lucky run sometimes
I have never seen that before
no no not on bunker
Maybe 1 in every 30ish visits
like in relax or sth
Oooh yeah
Old streets was fucked
If you got a full loot run
4 btc, 2 gbatts, 3 tetriz, and dozens of other small valuables
now you open relax and a rat hung itself inside
Starved to death because there wasn’t even a pack of croutons that spawned
Opa Storale new survey
please lord gimme emotors or shit i cant handle generator 3 and vents
what a dogshit game
I just got bench 2 lol
look at me 70% of the playerbase will not get those
As if 30% will
imma just put i dont like it , i think 80% of the cahnges are just bad
no flea is prob the only good change
thats it
i cant untick that btw its was auto ticked

ok bsg i guess i like that one as well
I like no flea and kinda like hideout
Still like
Ehhhh
I’d rather the normal item amount FIR than double the amount not fir
I actually mostly really like FIR hideout
i like the no fir hideout and no flea , i think the hideout 2x is too much , it would have been 50% better if we had the hideout qol change
but since we dont , fuck them for fucking my stash space
and i have EoD + 14 stash lines
that is just bad
this automatically puts your dox into a database of freelancer hitmen
and i think thats based

Bsg acting as if they dont already know that
legit game is so fucking boring rn 😭
ak-50 craft items btw
this is the workbench
like ANYONE has that ready
Workbench 2
Vendor for 10k rubles 
When do we even get ak50 craft
isnt it a questline
look at this lil duffle 
Yeah it is I just don’t know when we get it
I like the little one in the back of that random jewelry store on streets in a locker
Same with the matress one
Dude was just farming tar bank lmfao
I open it on a scav and get 240k in roubles alone
Hands down the most consistently good key in the game rn
Just in a kinda unpleasant spot
bro
i was playing pve
i walked into emerrcom camp
walkeda round looted containers
went second floor
3 FUCKING AI PMCS THERE SITTING SILENTLY
NO MOVEMENT NOTHING
I GOT JUMPSCARED SO FUCKING HARD
@compact knoll @stark torrent @floral orbit
i legit fucking flinched
3 pmcs in one container on the second floor in emercom
i probably wouldnt be if this wipe wasnt hot ass 😭
IM 36
@stark torrent should i get pepperoni, 4 cheeses, or haiwaian
4 cheeses
peppe is nice as wel , hawaian is for mentally challenged
hawaiian is good
grill yourself
Hawaiian pizza is a monstrosity of a dish that slaps together ham and pineapple on a pizza topped with cheese and a tomato sauce. It's like someone took a perfectly good pizza and decided to ruin it with the most questionable pairing of sweet fruit and savory meat. If you like it, more power to you, but many people think it should be banished from the face of the Earth. Why would you ruin pizza like that? Searching for a culinary crime, are we?
pineapple on pizza da-te in pula mea
i am about to say slurs
also this one is with white sauce instead of tomato
i like it more tbh
this guy just cant stop thinking about cocks and sperm

I used to be a pineapple pizza hater
and then you became wrong
WHY ARE AI JUST SITTING IN FUCKING ROOMS
I LEGIT TOSSED A NADE FIRST THING
this ai is fucking awful
they legit just camp in buildings
i walk past this room and hear "scav spotted"
wait for like 5 seconds and still no movement
close the door and shoot em thru it
@stark torrent actually this perfectly emulates PVP
BRO @stark torrent RANDOM ASS KIOSK IN CUSTOMS
Yeah dudes just jerking it in buildings
THE ONE WHERE SWEEN NADED ME ONCE
if i die i will be upset
I literally haven’t played half the days of wipe or only played arena on those days how am I higher level 
You know maybe I should try to do good times with my extra zabralo
Forgot to clip me wiping that 4 man
i played woods for the most week doing BTR travels and chillin , i waited 3 days before i had the guts to go factory to get the letter
i still need 1 grenade and 1 office kill
I’m still 3/6 office 
i thought its 5
im not rushing because Test Drive is not doable
Get to AK-12 and just stop lool
so we are basically locked anyway unless BSG puts a barter for some imems
And also isn’t something stupid locked behind that one gendarmarie task
that would be very stupid
Can’t buy M4
BurgerStateGames
I’m 99% sure the supressor is fir only
well im not getting Kappa this wipe i guess
i have a feeling they might open flea
Even the ref ak12 doesn’t have one on it

Al 12 surpressors for literally 2 mil incoming
i wish they wouldnt but if they dont add barters , fuck it
So happy about dorms marked means I’m one step closer to Lightkeeper
I just need my fucking last MRE
and some gold chains for chumming
Most of my tasks are done
But I’m gonna get fucked by cofdm this wipe
Maybe I’ll just scav streets to hit all the duffels lmao
Likely the best chance to get them
Still the cofdms are a problem for future teenugs
Gotta do most of PK and a couple other annoying tasks
Also ak50 task at lvl 44
very good

how many years ago have u seen this
if tarkov had PVE loot it would be an actually good game worth playing
actual pve enjoyer
it feels like playing stalker
and i dont rly have any other SP games rn
played with iedy last night
4 raids I think, did 3 customs quests, pulled a you and tried to do the no water quest with a blacked thorax
natural selection
you should come back to pvp
I have a bottle of wine for later
might accidentally dome you but your wife and kids will be payed
@floral orbit someone hacked my alt and started listing tetriz on pve
maybe tomorrow
im not gonna work this saturday
(no work to do tomorrow
)
jobless ain't we?
hop on tarkov babies
we have slurs to say
i mean quests to do
wait first imma go buy snack
why not both

when you know bro is playing pve but you cant prove it
easily provable
there is good loot in the screenshot
SPEAKING OF GOOD LOOT
legit as i was typing
it better cause they cost like 100k a pop
why is my mag like that @ancient marsh 
the gun is off temu
found a kit for the next raid @stark torrent
poorge
keep the sv98 for quest
https://open.spotify.com/track/18lR4BzEs7e3qzc0KVkTpU?si=6a2bddd544474c31
@stark torrent @compact knoll the song that plays each time they ruin the game more and more with each wipe
@ancient marsh rate the loot
Loot is lootin
you literrally just posted this you retard
check again
come play
wtf
you too sween
found intel
i am going to give ass for intel and maps







