💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

look at what we play

"Man this wipe is so shit so many bugs"
proceeds to grind kappa

grinds fucking adik tracksuit

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

two times btw

twice.

[fast garden]

LMFAO

[soft coral]

HAAHAHAHA

[soft coral]

mythical quote right here

[fast garden]

iedy absolutely drilling some homeless man with a rock

[soft coral]

iedy "drilling" a homeless "man" u say?

[fast garden]

with his "rock"?

[soft coral]

aha

[fast garden]

you ruined it ivan

[soft coral]

iedy is all about drilling men

artyom too

[fast garden]

why else would they have done it 200 times

[soft coral]

bonnie blue of tarkov

or whatever that chicks name was

[fast garden]

something like that

https://tenor.com/view/atago-azur-lane-cute-cat-box-gif-15375051

iedy said its my turn to post random shit

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/willsmith-sad-tears-cries-gif-4553753

[frosty basalt]

should i be playing this wipe ong

[viral egret]

he he he HELL no

[fast garden]

dont bother bro

unless you like looking back at nikita while he slide that shit in nice and slow

[pallid bolt]

what's so bad about it

[fast garden]

have you or have you not played some

[hallow stream]

I wonder in what world paying 40k for healing is fun

Giving nikita a vasectomy with the sawblade launcher I will make so that his retard braindeath stupid fuck intelligence doesn't pollute the gene pool

If you took the most uneducated person in the world they would be capable of thoughts above Nikita's level

[fast garden]

this is what your brain off damirka droppings looks like

[fast garden]

bros phone camera needs glasses

[pallid bolt]

that's exactly what it looks like to have astigmatism

[eternal ermine]

how did he take a photo with his eyes

[soft coral]

no

retarded question

[tepid nymph]

SPT or PVP

atp I might just spt

[soft coral]

or...get this okay

go and play some actually good games

[tepid nymph]

This guy

[tepid nymph]

I play this, dbd, dota, roblox

none sound good

give recc

[soft coral]

idfk

but anything is better than shitkov

ANYTHING

[tepid nymph]

brother is still in tarkov chat though

I spent cash on the unheard edition, gotta make back that cash

[compact knoll]

He said "good games"

[tepid nymph]

Thats why I asked for reccs

[stark torrent]

Me when i find a sparkplug on my teammate kill and i think if i should tell him or not

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

yes.

to shit on the game

[tepid nymph]

I dont get it

sparkplug not that rare

[soft coral]

artyom when i steal his bitcoin

[soft coral]

they are

[tepid nymph]

eh

Lightbulbs are rare

[soft coral]

early wipe theyre insanely rare

this mf

[tepid nymph]

I go factory I find spark plug

[soft coral]

everything is "rare" early wipe dumbass because everyone loots those specific items

[tepid nymph]

be the first to loot then

👍

[soft coral]

[tepid nymph]

[soft coral]

try gun head mate hope it helps

[tepid nymph]

this guy bro

average bulgarian

/j

oh

I will probs play tboi thne

[hallow stream]

Red dead 2

[tepid nymph]

Played too much of redm

Gave me literal trauma

[soft coral]

good choice good choice

[tepid nymph]

<3

It is so fun when you figure out how to actually play

[soft coral]

its fun once you unlock dead god

then you can actually play the game

[tepid nymph]

Lolz

Funny man

[soft coral]

yes

[tepid nymph]

I have like 100 hours only, still noob

[soft coral]

coughing baby

[tepid nymph]

So...it is 2 AM right now and I have no idea how to decipher this message

How many hours you have in tboi, I assume more than 100

[soft coral]

520+

[tepid nymph]

Not bad

[soft coral]

was enough for dead god

[tepid nymph]

I dont know how you bruteforced it in 500 hours but congrats

[soft coral]

skill

i rarely rkey spam like a retard

[tepid nymph]

People do that?

[soft coral]

yes

[compact knoll]

Rkey spam so i dont have to clear boss with default damage

[soft coral]

skill issue

you will take 3 minutes to fight boss

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1333905342844764251/1381596534935785532/sad.gif

[soft coral]

YOU WILL TAKE 10 MINUTES FIGHTING MEGA SATAN

[tepid nymph]

There is a MEGA version?

Bruh

[soft coral]

yes silly

Mega stanley

[tepid nymph]

Ok I go cry in corner now

Brimstone overrated BTW

[soft coral]

its not

L take

please sit on a landmine

[compact knoll]

Chock milk overrated

[soft coral]

yes

that I agree

[compact knoll]

It buffa damage but it gives you physical damage

Is it really worth it

[tepid nymph]

Ew

[tepid nymph]

Homing+spectral tears for me

[soft coral]

it gives higher dmg because you hold it

[tepid nymph]

You can stack effects and it will be crazy effectiv

[soft coral]

eh

brimstone still good

it will always be

[tepid nymph]

Yes but you have to accept no item effect

No tear effect I mean

Plus you have to charge it

I like spam

[soft coral]

weird take

idk

@compact knoll does the council agree?

[tepid nymph]

The council is insane

[compact knoll]

Charging is ass but it just gives too much eamage

And piercing + infinite range

[soft coral]

yes

[tepid nymph]

The tear effects can make ALL the difference

Depends how many and luck

[soft coral]

you can make it homing too with like spoon bender

[compact knoll]

Brim does get tear effects no?

[tepid nymph]

You can't make Brimstone spawn a sticky bomb on the mutant

[compact knoll]

I remember ipecac working on it

[tepid nymph]

Not any I noticed

[compact knoll]

Yeah well brimstone will vaporise the mutant instead

And anyone behind him

[tepid nymph]

That would just be overkill

[tepid nymph]

You can get that done anyway

TEAR EFFECTS BRO.

Thats what makes Brimstone worse, sure it is op but yoy can make isaac even more op depending on the tear effects

I forget, does Brimstone give flight too

I know azazel has the mini version, with flight

I only used it like 4 times

[soft coral]

it does

it literally does

[soft coral]

irelevant

brimstone can also be OP

[tepid nymph]

IT ALREADY IS

[soft coral]

with the right items

so?

wtf is your point

[tepid nymph]

A LASER THAN HAS SPECTRAL AND PIERCING TIERS

[soft coral]

just accept its a goated item

[tepid nymph]

Fuck

I could've sworn it doesn't have tear effects

[compact knoll]

Not taking brim is good like once in 2000 runs

If you get a bunch of luck and tear effcts before

[tepid nymph]

Why would you NOT take it at that point

[compact knoll]

Literally one in 2k

[soft coral]

yes because in very very very rare occasions it can ruin the build

ye

[tepid nymph]

You said it includes tear effect

[compact knoll]

I wasnt sure

[soft coral]

its clear bro doesnt know what hes yappin about

i cba to argue over phone

[tepid nymph]

I used it like 4 times

[tepid nymph]

What is cba

[soft coral]

cant be asked

[tepid nymph]

Oh

[soft coral]

im with parents thats why

[tepid nymph]

Do you guys ever boss fight and get pageant boy so you just crash the fuck out

[soft coral]

no because ive learned to use the money wisely

can be annoying in bad runs but its not a run killer

[tepid nymph]

At the very least it looks cool, until it gets overlapped by another item

[soft coral]

I like having the crown

stats are temporary

drip is eternal

[tepid nymph]

It is one of my favorites, very simple

I also like PJs for visual

And wooden spoon :3

[soft coral]

beaten to death with spoon

[tepid nymph]

I will be honest, it sounds likely to have happened to someone before, like a giant spoon

Anywa

Favorite companion?

Little Steven goated

[soft coral]

follower?

incubus

easily

[tepid nymph]

Not bad, actually

Although I have yet to unlock

So, its little Steven for me

For melee I would go super meat boy

He was so op when I used him

But Judas is op anyway

[stark torrent]

aight guys the wipe is saved

https://tenor.com/view/atago-azur-lane-cute-cat-box-gif-15375051

[hallow stream]

No its fucking not

https://tenor.com/view/poop-peak-peam-its-peak-its-peam-its-poop-gif-5691247557315094206

[glacial haven]

i couldn't just walk past that if i saw something like that

i would offer a second box as the roof

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/get-this-man-a-shield-get-this-man-a-true-morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-gif-25958604

[next temple]

wipe that bad?

[ancient marsh]

worst ever

[next temple]

I think I made a good call to uninstall tarkov

[hallow stream]

Game is dog shit

[fast garden]

Holy shit a real map

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent its kinda funny how they like

tried to slow the progression of players

...but bosses are 100%?

so you have players day 1 running tagilla class 6 and class 5 facemask

[stark torrent]

yeah that would have worked if they had two types of loadouts

[ancient marsh]

with BT ammo

[stark torrent]

i mean sure , Killa is whatever , you have to run around the mall with your lvl 3 endurance and leg him anyway , u have to cheese him and find him a good spot and not in the open or u die

he needs a bit of work to kil

But Tagilla is literally 5 man buttfucking him

[fast garden]

Yeah this was full retardation

[stark torrent]

also , there is a little bug

YOU CAN PUT TAGILLA MASK INTO THE CONTAINER

[fast garden]

There are 5 stack streamer kill squads just hunting bosses

[ancient marsh]

bagamias pula what were they thinking

https://tenor.com/view/avgn-angry-video-game-nerd-what-were-they-thinking-what-are-they-thinking-confused-gif-17417919

[fast garden]

Oh that’s been a thing for a while that they just never did anything about

[stark torrent]

that's crazy

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean every streamer i watched so far has like 5-6 tagilla masks on standby

and rigs

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95QbmCC_1Nc

[fast garden]

Yeah like

[stark torrent]

i watched desmond rush a two man with pistol and they had nothing to do about it

[fast garden]

Wipe is dead everyone that cared to power through the bullshit has infinite class 5/6

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-saved-the-city-spongebob-squarepants-we-saved-the-city-gif-7879261153627679688

WE DID IT NIKITA

[stark torrent]

imo should have had boss 100% only on Customs , thats it

[ancient marsh]

WE SLOWED THE PROGRESSION

[stark torrent]

then gradually put them on other maps

[hallow stream]

Bsg and thinking

Come on now

We spin a wheel and add bullshit to the game here

[fast garden]

Yeah prob

Like

Sthurman and reshala gear is fine

Tagilla kits? Cmon nikita

[hallow stream]

First we shall spin the wheel to decide what sort of wipe this is

Actual update that adds something to the game
Wipe and add 1 gun + make game terrible
Wipe and do nothing

We spun second option

Lets go man

To now spin whether or not gun is better spear or gun is dog shit

Gun is dog shit!!!

[stark torrent]

eeeh shturman is also questionable bro can have PS and SNB and guards as well + sks BP , stuff that can 2 tap you rn

but that is easily fixed just nerf their ammo

put maximum LPS as rare %

[fast garden]

Yeah but they don’t have helmets and the guards mostly have FMJ anyway

Iedy

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/spin-gif-25653805

[stark torrent]

like BSG should have put a bit of dev time into the game and make early wipe loadouts to boss and guards you know

[fast garden]

Changing boss loadouts is too hard

This is a lazy number change wipe

[hallow stream]

ROLLED THAT GUN IS STUCK BEHIND DOG SHIT QUEST WITH DOG SHIT AMMO IN LATE GAME

HELL YES THIS IS TARKOV BABY

[stark torrent]

Yeah like you can see this wipe wasnt planned at all

[hallow stream]

WOOOOOOO

[stark torrent]

By the way they announced it and released it etc

we didnt even have prewipe

they just wiped

we had 100% boss for 3 days and buff marked for a week thats it

[hallow stream]

They doing the classic corpo retard fuck garbage

Where they release putrid dog shit

[ancient marsh]

neither was no flea fir hideout last wipe

[hallow stream]

Next wipe is gonna be 1% better

[ancient marsh]

just saying

[hallow stream]

And everyone is gonna go

OMG BEST WIPE EVER

[ancient marsh]

they just kinda throw shit at the wall and see what sticks

(none of it sticks)

[fast garden]

Especially not this time

I still generally liked fir hideout

[hallow stream]

YES NIKITA PUT UR DICK IN MY ASS THE GAME IS SO GOOD I LOVE YOU MY CORPORATE OVERLORD DICTATOR I WILL BUY UNHEARD EDITION AND DOG SHIT CONSTRUCTION WORKER GLOW IN THE DARK VEST COSMETIC FOR 19.99 PLUS TAX

I LOVE THIS FUCKING GAME

I LOVE DOING THE SAME THING EVERY WIPE WITH MINIMAL IMPROVEMEN

[stark torrent]

This wipe would have been completely fine with half of what they done here , remove the transit shit , make trader stuff expensive but at least leave the valuable / rare items as they were , remove insurance completely so it doesnt trap the retards who press Insure all by mistake

[hallow stream]

T

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HELL YES

[stark torrent]

and fucking remove / lower the healing price holy shit

[fast garden]

Again no flea is enough of a nerf to economics

[stark torrent]

• give us maximum of 40k in the container if u rly want to keep car like that

and let us carry a limit of 2 meds in container

at least that

fuck hardcore

[hallow stream]

Pay 100k to heal post raid or go kill yourself

Choose

[stark torrent]

like what painkillers u even run rn

im not bringing a full ibuprofen to die off spawn lmao

fuck that

imma just use the shitty painkiller and bring water

eh ggs man

[hallow stream]

You run them irl if you play this game

[stark torrent]

real

[fast garden]

Oh they reduced boss spawn chance

To 70

[stark torrent]

after they were farmed for 14 hours by 5 man groups

and cheaters

cheaters doing tracksuit right now are like overworking

[hallow stream]

Sir please sir we are poor russian bsg company

[ancient marsh]

economy changes are really needless

no flea = way less money as is

[hallow stream]

Buy 18 dollar outfit that makes you glow in the dark

Please sir

Yes tax is included sir

[stark torrent]

yeah that is correct rly

[hallow stream]

Yes sir you will pay 25 dollars for a virtual t shirt

What the fuck do you mean you won't buy it

[stark torrent]

that is true like , its not like a lot of stuff was crazy valuable anyway

the only items that are super valuable in this game to vendor are

1. BTC
2. LEDX
3. Lega Medal
4. Maybe colored keycards

thats it

i cant think of anything else that is more than 200-300k per slot to vendor

[ancient marsh]

lega medal is like 67k rn

[hallow stream]

Zir please zir buy unheard edition pleze

We dont have momey

Please we need money

[stark torrent]

like they wanted to have it all , increased insurance,, increased healing , increased car cost , increasaed trader price , lower valuable , lower meds, lower this lower that

like all risk 0 reward

[hallow stream]

No we wont develop the game with the money you give us

[stark torrent]

classic BURGERSTATE

i got dorms 314 btw

if i go there now , i should be BLESSED if i find an UZI

i can finally be the gangsta i dreamed of

im about to drive by from car extract with my marked room UZI

[ancient marsh]

i unironically think an interchange chemical closet key has more loot

[hallow stream]

Added another 800 female in revealing outfit posters

[stark torrent]

a group of scavs that you kill on a map probably has more

[hallow stream]

WIPE REVIVED

[stark torrent]

crazy

[hallow stream]

WIPE REVIVED

[ancient marsh]

this is better than marked key

[hallow stream]

+90000% PLAYER INCREASE

[ancient marsh]

so nikita wasn't lying out of his ass on twitter when he said this wipe has more players than ever

[hallow stream]

Until the goons realize its all ai generated

Then were back to 0

[ancient marsh]

this wipe's anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg

everyone pistol running

[hallow stream]

No sir

Let me find the anthem

[stark torrent]

Snow in August

what the fuck retard is this

[ancient marsh]

brother lives in the fucking alps

[stark torrent]

shoot a guy in the legs with my UMP , i hear him coughing , moving in for the kill

bro 2 taps me with SVD with PS

hardcore

[ancient marsh]

need to remove all ammo that's above 10 pen

until 1 month into wipe

[soft coral]

realistic btw , 8 year development btw

[fast garden]

Yooo it’s our favorite retard

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/WdIpp-we3go?si=LjHk8p0AEj-9Blan

[hallow stream]

There is so many clips of pestily every wipe saying he doesn't want to play and then he still plays

[fast garden]

this is true actually

[hallow stream]

Maybe instead of being retarded and saying he doesn't want to play and keep playing

How about he just

Actually doesn't play

Now THAT would mean something

[ancient marsh]

you forgot he earns money

[stark torrent]

He makes a lot of money from early wipes

He has top viewership

It dies down later so he stops playing by then, same goes for a lot of ppl like shroud, summ1t etc

Klean even

They play a month max then move on

[hallow stream]

Dont care, hes been going more and more bald each time hes complained about the game, soon enough that money won't be enough to cover the hair transplant surgery

[fast garden]

looking to get a used car and im split between this kinda cool jeep renegade and one of the BWMs

its a 530i xdrive

2020 model

[stark torrent]

both will lead you to bankruptcy but holy shit dont get the Jeep

[fast garden]

my mom had a wrangler for a while iirc

didnt drive it enough for it to start shitting out

but i never hear good things

[stark torrent]

Wrangler is also kinda ass but Renegades are awful , im watching a lot of US car channels

everyone is shitting on Jeeps from a mile

dogshit cars

Look for a RAV 4

[fast garden]

toyota

i see

[stark torrent]

Ye

[fast garden]

yeah i want something not huge so

i will look

[compact knoll]

Just get a fucking ford raptor or whatever

Big ass truck

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

you know thats actually the smaller version for the US

[fast garden]

dream car

i fucking love the raptor

however

i do not have raptor money

[stark torrent]

Ford Ranger > Ford 150 > Ford F250

[fast garden]

only truck i would ever want to drive is the raptor

[stark torrent]

C A R

Ye the raptor looks sweet af but as of right now the truck market in teh USA is criminal

shit is worth gold

[fast garden]

american car market has been blowing up

its insane

dad bought a new uh

[viral egret]

my mom wants a ford focus

[fast garden]

some nice as truck before covid

sold it like 2 years later for more than he paid

man im poor why are cars so expensive

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[viral egret]

so much loot

i think they made profit

[hallow stream]

you know I call people 1 braincelled when they say some fucking stupid ass shit

but this isnt even 1 braincell this is spider in human head controlling body

[fast garden]

yeah idk the other single celled organism

[ancient marsh]

fucking embarassing

seeing red card loot nowadays is like a boxer completely crippled by brain trauma in his later years

like Mohammed Ali having parkinson's

[fast garden]

its just tragic

[fathom verge]

hardcore wipe

looks inside

they just decreased all the good numbers (loot, things that fit in container, etc) while increasing bad numbers (insurance, scav timers, the cost of everything)

[ancient marsh]

hardcore = it's really hard to not stay bored or go broke cause you died 3 times

[fast garden]

on a scav run

tossed an m4 for a veprkm

i dont need to be targeted and i can actually get ammo for one of these guns

[fathom verge]

Since woods just got released I assume it’ll be a new map every week

With such a short time gate it feels incredibly pointless

The same with decreasing boss numbers, it just means the people who no lifed the start of the wipe will have sooked up all the boss loot, if you started say, two weeks in you’ll be hobbled because the bosses will probably be at like 40% spawn

[ancient marsh]

bro vonza came back to tarkov and is already on suicide watch in 4 days

[fast garden]

bsg shoulda just done 30-40% boss spawns

[ancient marsh]

50 is good enough imo

[fast garden]

that too

[ancient marsh]

high enough to get them consistently

[fast garden]

anything that isnt 100 man

[ancient marsh]

low enough so that if you try to kill them a lot

[fast garden]

or 70

[ancient marsh]

you will eventually go broke

[fathom verge]

For the people who have done it so often that they can smell Killa from outside the Mall it wouldn’t have mattered much

But it would waste some time for the 100 4 man teams sprinting straight to the boss spawns

[fast garden]

vacation paid clothes not in arena

are you serious

[fathom verge]

[ancient marsh]

btw is the fucking level action in the game even?

[stark torrent]

no

[hallow stream]

do you realize it takes BSG to actually do something to add a lever action

you bafoon

[fast garden]

i would be playing pvp of my own volition if it was

huh

at least arena is still arena

[fast garden]

my goat still got it

fucking dogshit

[stark torrent]

aight with the addition to woods and my trio we are having fun at least

hoyl shit solo is miserable

https://tenor.com/view/homlander-sad-homelander-gif-6717345533348823427

me solo

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-smile-the-boys-gif-15576152216704031369

me with friends

[compact knoll]

Had a dream i was in the ultra mall

But it had people in it

And i dropped some guy of the second floor

[fast garden]

i bet this questline is how you get that new shirt

50 kills in blast/tf is awful tho

fuck you nikita

[stark torrent]

oh yeah not doing that

ewww

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden

⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️ ⚠️ 🚨 ⚠️

dev threatening tigz for using the transit extract bug

[stark torrent]

caught

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-james-morgan-mcgill-slippin-jimmy-bob-odenkirk-mugshot-gif-18613260

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1390301795406057602/caption.gif

[ancient marsh]

btw pestily literally cuck checked bsg

tigz told him about the dev threatening him

pestily got annoyed at the devs

and kept using it

chad thundercock behavior

[soft coral]

yoooo

how did we reach this point in the timeline

where tarkov devs get mad for people playing their broken game and abusing bugs

"WE CREATED THIS BUG HOW DARE YOU ABUSE IT"

[ancient marsh]

thats a bad argument

the good argument is

the devs being informed of it for a LONG TIME

like literally when the transits got added

bro

tigz has 88% survival rate

and stayed at 1.5m the entire wipe

[soft coral]

this is rare for tigs

for him to go above 21k roubles

[fast garden]

what streamer is this

velion

gg

[hallow stream]

wow he has the fucking 25 dollar outfit

he should kill himself

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1393665210207961220/image.png?ex=6873ff5f&is=6872addf&hm=ef2e83759bccf3f8af0c7ced6efcfe8c4b816edb5954df72facdf0f46bda0162&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

well well well

if it isn't the consequences of your dogshit opinions

[fast garden]

pro tip

diddy armor is cheap as shit to insure

its like 5k insurance

diddy meta

[fast garden]

HAHAHAHAA

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1271955222385659944/1317224653432815738/convert.gif

[soft coral]

Klean fell off hard tbh

[tepid nymph]

It's not a bug, it's a feature that needs to be removed -dbd dev

[tepid nymph]

dr.d?

[soft coral]

fam the entire game needs to be fucking removed

[tepid nymph]

they better refund my money then

and no problem

[soft coral]

sorry no refunds

all the money went towards nikitas AMG Mercedes

[tepid nymph]

I lost count, which one was it again?

[soft coral]

no idea

[tepid nymph]

makes sense

[brave aspen]

i haven’t paid attention to him for a while. is he still mad all the time ?

[soft coral]

no fucking clue

haven't watched any tarkov streamers in months

[brave aspen]

i’m gonna find him at a movie theater and talk in the theater

[tepid nymph]

Who is klean :kekskew:

[stark torrent]

WHAT A DOGSHIT RESPONSE ALOOO

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

[viral egret]

"we are actively fixing a issue but if you don't want to get the issue just dont use our intended game feature."

[tepid nymph]

idk why I thought the entire map was gonna be open, without transits

And somehow we are gonna need to find traders in these maps too. Imagine buying some cool stuff to only get merc'd when you walk out of the trader's shop

[viral egret]

nikita would never

[tepid nymph]

OwO

[tender oriole]

either just a very good gamer or dma

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Gog bless

[fast garden]

yeah

huh

they are all open

[stark torrent]

bro folded

[tender oriole]

yes like a dog

[compact knoll]

I remember tarkov server mod dicksucking him and telling they he doesnt fold

[fathom verge]

But I was told more people are playing than ever

Why would he change it…

[tepid nymph]

Grok?

[tepid nymph]

well it is a discord mod

[tepid nymph]

harcore wipe? More than ever?

funny

not paying billions for insurance and waiting 45 min for scav

[fast garden]

hey nikita can we unlock lvl 2 traders now

[brave aspen]

$20 per trader level - special upgrade available in launcher

also a special monthly subscription program that will deposit 100 rounds of M993 into your stash for $9.99 per month for the duration of hardcore wipe

[fast garden]

thats just a dumbed down version of the sherpa program

[tepid nymph]

Wdym, sherpas get loot?

[fast garden]

hedoesntknow

[hallow stream]

Bro is clueless

[hallow stream]

They get all the shit from the edition they own

PLUS kits marked as sherpa kits

And a bunch of other shit

Cus it fun and fair

[fast garden]

how

has someone already gotten to labyrinth

[tepid nymph]

I mean it's probably a hard to get role

at least

I know you can get cases

[hallow stream]

yes you need to suck and fuck a lot of dick to get it

You need to be on tarkovs top 10 prostitutes leaderboard

[tepid nymph]

LVNDMARK???

[fast garden]

mods kill this man

[tepid nymph]

mods can we get TBOI channel plz

[compact knoll]

@soft coral @stark torrent

[soft coral]

nice pussy bro

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-vacuum-gif-21396659

[stark torrent]

she dont care

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

sleepin fellas

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-2151952551172175484

[stark torrent]

Flakka

man that shit was like insane when i saw it , so scary

[stark torrent]

what in tarnation

[wintry ridge]

jdm minivan

oh broooother someone extract camp this guy until he quits

please

[hallow stream]

He doesn't even play the game

[fast garden]

Has Nikita unlocked level two traders or peacekeepers tasks yet

[stark torrent]

you will play woods for a week and you will like it

[brave aspen]

omg this is so fuckin funny to me because i saw this fuckin post last night and lurked that dudes profile and died inside of secondhand embarrassment

he’s going to tell YOU!

[fast garden]

https://youtube.com/shorts/t51J1b62xt8?si=OTQX59ZHV1IOElbD

Alright what is this shit

[fast garden]

I will but I think 97% of the playerbase doesn’t know what a good map is

I just want to actually be unlocking shit man

I wanted longer hobo phase but like

That means level 2 traders too

Quests being added back and all maps being opened have fixed 80% of what I hadn’t liked so far

Just give me the rest of the tasks and ref access so I can get theta

And idk I guess 70% boss is fine

Killa tagilla should be lower maybe, or like all at 50 or something

And then like item prices could be turned back to normal with just the lower sale prices

But otherwise I’m having an alright time

I played like maybe 6 raids the first two days and 4 of them were scavs

But I played a lot last night

Friend got a pistol case from coop exfil

I’ve probably gotten like over 50 kills with this 89 dura PP19 with PSO ammo

[ancient marsh]

how tf did he coop extract

tarkov is Chiraq rn

[fast garden]

Streets coop with ai scavs

[ancient marsh]

every man for himself on foenem

https://tenor.com/view/king-von---armed-%26-dangerous-gif-14036418018113420066

[fast garden]

Like hell I’m not trusting a pscav for any thing lmfao

But doing coop with the ai is easy in some spots

[ancient marsh]

especially on hardcore wipe

it's literally bum fights out there rn

https://tenor.com/view/bumfights-gif-7449809

[fast garden]

Pscav eyeing my paca I had to send him straight back to fence

I want to get my scav karma up as high as I can for like

Every reason

Especially those damn car exfils for 40k

Fun fact BTR prices are the same

Me and friend looted the SHIT out of the woods BTR camp zero contest

And I’ve been getting INSANE luck with ultra rare static key spawns

I got like, west(?) 328 from the table on scav island on shoreline

Friend got 114

[ancient marsh]

imagine it's an unmentioned change

because you gotta like

get alerts when nikita posts anything

god forbid it's in the launcher or patch notes

fucking cancer game

[fast garden]

Tbf he did mention something (probably in a tweet somewhere the bastard) that quest key spawn rates would be increased

[ancient marsh]

before the wipe?

also WHY AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCKING READ WHAT NIKITA SAYS

[fast garden]

Probably?

Also that

Only reason I knew about it was that it was posted here

[ancient marsh]

HIS TWITTER IS HALF TARKOV CHANGES AND HALF HIM TELLING PEOPLE TO SHUT THE FUCK UP WHEN PEOPLE SAY THE CHANGE HE POSTED ABOUT IS DOGSHIT

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243553593961873408/1275501505264484452/Vaggos_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[fast garden]

The game and game developer of all time

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1017533315923849366/1393721522614698014/image.png?ex=6874dc91&is=68738b11&hm=3f150eaa0c63bd6bd7fa653ae64003b34df5665bea95077f09e3c0ca85516110&

Me rn

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-saved-the-city-spongebob-squarepants-we-saved-the-city-gif-7879261153627679688

WE DID IT NIKITA

WE SLOWED PROGRESSION

[fast garden]

Thank you sir

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-bro-how-i-thank-bro-fantasy-challenge-thank-you-tiktok-gif-7839145224229268701

[fast garden]

Also 2 mil junk box is a fucking CRIME

[winged mica]

Today its a good day to check Tarkov update

123k to insure normal M4A1

Jesus christ

[stark torrent]

In a good and thought off update , this would ahve been like very exciting

for Hardcore

Right now i would rather go run MVD with pistol , tigz found 2 btc in there already

only issue right now is the fucking boss that can be there i guess but oh well

if u bring a normal gun you can kill them and get their shit then the transit is right there behind the building

Again , one of the things that they should have implemented and they didnt in 7 months since they talked about it is

Allowing me to put all the hideout upgrades one by one as i get them , similar to quests

Like how did u release the wipe like this man knowing this was a VERY BIG COMPLAINT last wipe and the Community Post was like one of the most top voted for that feature

they said they will even in the roadmap , and still

nothing

ggs man ggs

1.0 better be stellar ( Clueless )

[fast garden]

CALLED IT

[fast garden]

This is really something that shoulda been here

ESPECIALLY looking at what’s needed for btc1

[stark torrent]

Like not only they didnt implement it , but since everything is 2x

YOU NEED 2X THE STASH SPACE FOR SHIT NOW

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUTUTI MORTII MATII

heating is 16 helix tubes , 16 wires etc

my fucking stash will be filled with wires

ggs

[fast garden]

Bro

How many slots are 30 psus

And how many slots are in a junk box

[ancient marsh]

bitcoin prolly like 300k 😭

[ancient marsh]

120

deadass more than half a junkbox

[fast garden]

And that’s only one of the 4 items needed for it btw

[ancient marsh]

198?

[fast garden]

Yep

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/7CpbhqKUedOIrcvc94p60Y?si=01c1252837574220
me everytime I open tarkov
1:nothing wrong with me
2:nothing wrong with me
3:NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1lyolvh/this_is_why_you_always_double_tap/

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

i knew he didnt die because there was no audio + no spazzy ragdoll animation

ggs

but he should have died because he got shot point blank with 7.62x39 , the arms probably caught all the bullets ggs man ggs

[viral egret]

@stark torrent

how do you do transit bug

[fast garden]

ALTF4 when the loading screen for the next map shows up

like right as it starts fading away from black

[viral egret]

so like when i start loading map

[stark torrent]

when u see the mouse on the screen after it fades to black

you can alt f4

[viral egret]

and itll send me to stash for free?

[stark torrent]

yes

[viral egret]

ill probs try that on uhh

ground zero

since the transit is piss easy to find

when'd this happen

[fast garden]

yesterday

[viral egret]

atleast they kept alpha usable so i can atleast exfil with 4 items every time

so i dont go broke from buying pistols

i do wonder how to get better containers

[fast garden]

pk 2 has an expensive ass barter you wouldnt be able to do

prapor task line gives epsilon

arena gives theta container but its quest isnt active

[viral egret]

is epsilon any good

[fast garden]

2x4

[viral egret]

when i used to watch EFT youtubers i heard it was good

[fast garden]

its a big upgrade for standard

[viral egret]

omfl

tarkov is so ass soeties

i died because when i SHOT once my game had a stroke and dropped to 5 fps

[fast garden]

16gb ram moment

[viral egret]

i spent my money on EFT instead of buying more ram like a genius

atleast i have a SSD

but the thing is

this is the first time i have lag issues with EFT in the 6 days i own it

@stark torrent bagamias pl in streets

am incercat si eu sa intru ca scav

jocu da crash

discord da crash

calculatoru zbiara ca demonu

ventilatoarele isi iau zboru

si cred ca mi-sa topit procesorul

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

[tepid nymph]

is this romanian

You know what, I'm tired of keeping this

VPO 209 is not bad

[fast garden]

almost lvl 15 for ref 2

And as I send that lightning strikes next to the house and I lose internet

Fuckin hell

[low iris]

FR???

[viral egret]

nikita sent it

[soft coral]

wait so

did the game go from shit

to even more shit?

[vivid dawn]

Obviously

It can only get more shit

[vivid dawn]

Mfer made it into german gaming news

Everyone knows hes pissed that everyone except dickriding people hate this wipe

[stark torrent]

Nikita is dumb sometimes

[low iris]

a saiga 9 without a stock costs 60k rub for insurance

so yes it does

normal guns cost UPWARD OF 450K

NOT 45

450K

[soft coral]

as I suspected

typical

fucking typical

[low iris]

everyone is running rat kits

[low iris]

i thought it would be cool until I SAW THE TRADER REP LEVEL TO INCREASE THE LEVEL IS 80

i had a plan of literally only using ak 74s after getting prapor 2

the wipe would be good but thats my complaints

everything else its still tarkov

arena players get 1 mil rub still for free

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/791275769870549002/1121539816560005203/My_Video.gif

[soft coral]

Just when you think it can't get any worse
they flip the table and dump more horse shit on the playerbase

god bless this fucking god awful joke of a company

holy fucking waste of oxygen

[low iris]

ive tried to do the prapor find mgs task 5 times each time ive been killed by people camping it

or camping in general

99% of the people you face are running scav gear or literally only a pistol

its AS BAS AS HATCHLINGS IN THEIR PRIMES WERE

[soft coral]

u know maybe

[low iris]

NOBODY IS COMING IN GOOD KITS ANYMORE

[soft coral]

you should just play different games

just maybe

[low iris]

no

i have eod so im gonna get my moners worth (atleast 2k hours)

[soft coral]

LOL

moneys worth he says

fucking moron

[low iris]

shut the fuck up

im coping

kys

[soft coral]

HAHAAH

[low iris]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-meme-gif-23587927

[soft coral]

get fucked buddy

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1169929192322895882/1347733756940652624/log_off_ur_done_bro.gif

[stark torrent]

ok Unheard customer

[stark torrent]

i have 8550 hours

i got my money worth ( i hate my life )

[soft coral]

with pride

💪

mmmm I love having a 6 dollar unity knife

and a shitty render of a hoodie

fuck yeah

get on my level

[stark torrent]

that hoodie looks so bad everytime i see it i cringe

they couldnt have done a worse outfit if they tried

funny cause the actual cultist robes from the NPCs look ok

[soft coral]

god bless this shit game

@stark torrent @hallow stream @compact knoll so
today |I'm gonna be chugging beer at 2pm in the afternoon
Which I am quite excited to do

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

aha

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

GOd bless being unemployed

[fast garden]

Biggest disappointment ever was that dogshit cloak

Also Nikita give us our special EOD clothing now just because I like more clothing and I want more

[stark torrent]

like my brother really forgot about that , we should have had at least an armband

bro said and dipped

we aint getting shit fam

[fast garden]

Hey the fact that it’s even still listed on the uh

[stark torrent]

we gonna get at best another battlepass reskined t-shirt

[fast garden]

Version or whatever

[fast garden]

I’d throw up

I also want the lvl 150 shirt

Tattoo looks sick

[stark torrent]

Ye that one looks nice

[soft coral]

Took a shower bismilah

[fast garden]

Too bad my fucking internet is still dead

[soft coral]

something that can't be said for hte people in this channel

[stark torrent]

we are dying today

[soft coral]

only 36

[stark torrent]

36c bagamias pula

[fast garden]

I’ve had no internet for the last 12 hours sir I have had no choice

[soft coral]

alooooooooooooo 35

[stark torrent]

inside my car it showed 45c so we good

[fast garden]

How do I use that command

[stark torrent]

the steering wheel was scorching

[soft coral]

my mate drives a black honda prelude

everytime we hop in

I open the door

and die

[stark torrent]

slash weather location thee

[soft coral]

PULASKI

[stark torrent]

Bro really lives in fucking GTA SA's worst cop

[soft coral]

real

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

damn 22.6 c thats actually perfect weather

u can go out in shorts and not die on the way out

[fast garden]

Yeah what you guys are fucking melting

[stark torrent]

yeah pretty much orange code for sunstroke rn , i went to the shop now cause everything is empty

[fast garden]

96% humidity is ass though

[stark torrent]

only retards like me go outside now

[soft coral]

Chugged a bear at 2pm

will make coffee later

life good

[soft coral]

weak

I walk 3km in the sun wearing all black

PLUS my long hair

get on my level nerdz

[fast garden]

Amen my neck stays on fire and most of my clothes are black

[soft coral]

god bless my wardrobe looks like a hot topic

open it

all black

theres a racist joke in here somewhere but i cba to find it

[stark torrent]

i am a simple guy

i look the best in plain white or plain black

or at least i like those the most

[soft coral]

once I get license in the future I'm getting one of those 2000s accords

theyre lowkey nice

[stark torrent]

they are expensive

i like the Preludes

[soft coral]

theyre not that expensive

most go for about 16/17k

[stark torrent]

and this one is a manual so all good

immortal car , only rust is issue i guess

[soft coral]

ye the prelude is nice

has a vtec model too

[stark torrent]

legendary car but nobody is paying 8k for this with today's economy

[fast garden]

Yeouch

[soft coral]

8k too much

[fast garden]

My honest reaction to me needing to spend like 25k usd for any fucking car worth anything here

[soft coral]

for 8k euro I'll get the accord

thats why we have golf shitbox

💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪 💪

2k euro runs like new

[hallow stream]

I just walked 22 km in the scorching heat

[soft coral]

based and walk pilled

@stark torrent the prelude actually pulls quite nicely

its a light car

my mate stepped on it the other day cuz he was giving me a lift to my neighbourhood since we were out
turns off the ac puts it in 1st and goes "the AC meme is real btw* and floors it
@stark torrent @fast garden

so based

now theres marks on the road

[fast garden]

Bro was marking his territory

[soft coral]

hes currently replacing the transmission in his civic since he had a commotion and his reverse gear was gone

opaaa

[fast garden]

Carbon emissions fear this man

[soft coral]

318I

a legend

and its in decent condition

sadly its a bmw

[hallow stream]

Enter apartment
Feel AC turned on in living room

Walk up to AC and hold my hands up towards the cold air

Best feeling ever

[soft coral]

real

https://youtu.be/OYjZK_6i37M?si=TpsKgvGE_JFjH0hb @stark torrent

me when questing for test drive 2

[fast garden]

internet back

time to farm arena

wasnt there another bracket before

[stark torrent]

For arena it had to be

Cause i remember getting good shit at like 26 or whatever

For eft no

Quests are dogshit up until 46 they never bothered to add a tier in the middle at least

[fast garden]

this isnt arena

but damn

i swear there used to be a middle tier kinda early

[stark torrent]

nah they werent , i think at some point around 25-30 you have a small chance to get like a legendary one

but its rare

like its just rng

[fast garden]

i mean

the low low level ones are like

2k xp for like 2 kills

theres a bump somewhere i think its lvl 15

i swear it used to be listed

unless it has to do with the hidden rank for the tasks

and you just jump past the first rank fast

[stark torrent]

another one from the Killa farming FUCK YOU

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/VDvr08sCPOc?si=9tFcj17m2ID0Y1lS @stark torrent what we used to motivate ourselves with back in the day

instead of tiktok edits

[fast garden]

yeah thats a classic

[stark torrent]

nice, they fixed the insurance on helmets and armor

they now cost just as much

thanks BSG dicksucking cucks

[fast garden]

did i miss something

[stark torrent]

yeah so armor and helmets for some reason were very cheap to insure

only plateless armor

[fast garden]

i noticed that with the diddy paca

oh well

cant wait for them to be insanely expensive whenever insurance goes back to normal

played so much arena

money

yippie

time to find a hand drill so i can open the like

7 different cases i got from the battle pass since i didnt buy them last wipe