💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

i just imagined what would be the most DOGSHIT CANCER way to go about it

[fast garden]

And he was right.

Damn

Something about AI pmcs in pvp

Dude like

[ancient marsh]

is it true?

[fast garden]

Tar bank and cash registers

Only way to make money

[fast garden]

No don’t think so

[stark torrent]

yes but u need key for most

[fast garden]

Tar bank is common as shit

Tigz stupid ass eating an iskra

[sturdy river]

First raid back in 18 months man my heart was pounding. I missed that tarky feeling

[ancient marsh]

you spent more money on ammo than you got out with

[fast garden]

Print screen

[sturdy river]

I didn’t play the start of last wipe without the flea but liked that every item felt like it was valuable

[sturdy river]

True that my friend

Hideout items though 🤡

[sturdy river]

Weirdly Tarkov print screens never work for me it’s just black screen

[fast garden]

It wouldn’t be tarkov if it wasn’t broken

Tigz asking if APM is good

I thought these people were at least sorta good at the game

[ancient marsh]

he doesnt use 366

[fast garden]

I’m hearing some insane streamer takes right now

[ancient marsh]

?

[fast garden]

Watching tigz

[ancient marsh]

whats the streamer take

[fast garden]

I don’t use shotguns and I know SF slugs are like 220 damage

Even if I don’t know exact dmg values of every round I KNOW what’s good and what isn’t or at least exactly where on the list these rounds are between each other in terms of damage and pen

[fast garden]

You should still gain stamina while criminally overweight

[ancient marsh]

i mean

sure why not

[fast garden]

These three sound so depressed

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden someone in vonza chat said "as a PVE playerr i love this wipe"

pve is unchanged btw

[fast garden]

[sturdy river]

Hahahah

[fast garden]

Wonder what the quest for 50cal is

Pve pull up

[sturdy river]

Man the bum fights are fun, it makes it feel intense. Hate running into chads after 3 days of the wipe

[fast garden]

I agree but we have 100% boss spawn so it’ll literally be worse than other wipes

[ancient marsh]

who gives a fuck when BCP FMJ has more pen bro

[fast garden]

Literally

(Called it knew the ammo would be dogshit)

[sturdy river]

HP goes BRRRRR on tagilla

[fast garden]

Tigz doesn’t want to get banned for playing streets

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden someone in sheef chat also said that if you transfer

the raid may have ai pmcs

[fast garden]

If that is true

No quests

No maps

No gear

No money

No scav

????

Oh my god everybody is just so dissatisfied rn lmfao

Zero dopamine

[fast garden]

Dogshit

[fast garden]

Dogshit

At least the HP round is 260 dmg

[compact knoll]

almost same pen as this btw

SUBSONIC

LIGHT ARMORED

IT GOES THRU A BMP

[fast garden]

What wins

[stark torrent]

bleeding is far worse now , you lose mor hp

fucking GAMMA update

[compact knoll]

IT GOES THRU A FUCKING BMP STRAIGHT THRU

[fast garden]

A 9x39

Or a 50 cal anti materiel round

[stark torrent]

Its literally called ANTI MATERIEL rifle but the PMC arms will prob tank half the damage

[fast garden]

Inb4 clip of guy wearing class 4 eating three AP 50 cal rounds to the chest before going down

[little flame]

BOYS

nvm

bruh

nikita removed the maps

[stark torrent]

yeah bro dogshit game

[little flame]

LMF AI FAjgfdhghjndahgdshghdf

df

lmfaooo

[fast garden]

What?

…why?

Iedy post the angry rant

On the forums

They have to be genuinely retarded why would they fucking do that

[ancient marsh]

@little flame hyperrat said it's a bug

get 4 mil and you can buy it

[stark torrent]

yeah its a bug

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/dlruhJyurXw?si=wznytiVxIJBbegVD

[fast garden]

I uh

Was gonna leave work early

[ancient marsh]

dont bro

get ur money up

[fast garden]

Yeah I’ll pass

This wipe looks ass for now

I’ll wait till I get home lmfao

I was lowkey excited

But no quests

No trader levels

I don’t care

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden stamina is dogshit btw

@fast garden

see that red line up top?

that's a full stamina bar while full naked

[slim trail]

maintance completed?

[ancient marsh]

dont play this wipe

it's fucking dogshit

just warrning u

[slim trail]

oi

im novice

[ancient marsh]

this is the worst time ever in the history of tarkov to be a new player

do not play this game

i am not joking

this is the worst patch they have ever done by far

it's not close

[slim trail]

but i payed 10 dollars 😦

[ancient marsh]

get a refund if you can

i am not joking

i am 100% dead fucking serious

[slim trail]

I WILL PLAY IT

I WILL

NOTHING STOPS ME NOW

DOWLOAND COMPLETED

[ancient marsh]

i tried warning you

[slim trail]

AND MY ASS READY

GOODBYE

[ancient marsh]

you will lose all of your gear in like 5 raids and be poor

[slim trail]

then i will play as scav

will wait some time, before pro players complete starting quests

[dapper grotto]

ARE THEY HAVING A FUCKING LAUGH

PRESTIGE 4

FOR TRACKSUIT

[little flame]

my pc blow up

my pc black screen

my pc racist

:(

[ancient marsh]

scav is 1 hour 12 minutes cooldown now lil bro

[compact knoll]

was this in the game before

[ancient marsh]

you legit cant play the game

i am telling you

[stark torrent]

bug bug

[ancient marsh]

this is the worst patch in the entire history of the game

[stark torrent]

visual bug

[ancient marsh]

[slim trail]

im not lil bro, im now MIDDLE_BOSS

[stark torrent]

i had a heart atk for a sec

[dapper grotto]

ok good

i seriously would trust BSG to be retarted enough to actually make this change

[ancient marsh]

you will drrop the game in 1 week

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/721898296771215414/1392550248756285510/dGz1QGM.png?ex=686ff0fb&is=686e9f7b&hm=3c2ab31c7a34225879ae0b457d42de38e00ed4b4237676d7a50d024b6eda217c&=&format=webp&quality=lossless

[wraith wagon]

trenches

[slim trail]

oh not the abi

i played it

its sucks

such bad gunplay, dont feel my character

its casual tarkov

[fast garden]

Uh. Like it got reduced?

[ancient marsh]

MASSIVELY

it's legit the stamina you have while overweight

but i was full naked

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

situation so bad people are legit happy about these raids bro

😭

[vivid dawn]

At least Nikitas dream comes true

Fucking every single tarkov player in the ass world wide

[fast garden]

So

I think how this works this wipe

[ancient marsh]

it's not working though

[fast garden]

If you play longer than 10 hours

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

you go flat broke

[viral egret]

you can break profit

1 rouble profit

[fast garden]

You immediately get your account flagged for dick rider edition

Because Nikita knows you will never leave

[viral egret]

paid too much to abandon the game

[fast garden]

This has to be bad on purpose right?

Like

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden iedy and artem used transit

both their games crashed

and they went to stash

[fast garden]

Jesus Christ

This is literally tarkovs Pearl Harbor

[stark torrent]

i did transit

game had a seizure and sent me back to the stash

ok so its not even working

great man

[dapper grotto]

chat wish me luck entering the salt mines

[fast garden]

I’m watching in awe as the japs (Nikita) blow up and kamikaze aircraft carriers and military bases (the video game escape from tarkov)

[stark torrent]

i love how P2 gives u better shit than 3 and 4

apparently you can use the gym from people's hideouts that didnt make a new char yet

[ancient marsh]

farming str and end off people who are smart enough not to play

[ancient marsh]

god bless

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

"the japs"

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-shooting-gun-dcbanner-600x240-shooting-jessepinkman-jesse-breaking-bad-gif-11873602922348608645

me when i kill my game because im bored

[stark torrent]

yeah it works lmfao

[fathom verge]

Oh it’s bleak

[ancient marsh]

if tarkov was a stock on the stock market

i would be dumping all my shares rn

[fast garden]

It’s ok the US and Japanese are cool these days

No hard feelings you know

[ancient marsh]

bro

US and Israel are cool, i dont think you can say the K word tho

[compact knoll]

Fed kitty

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[compact knoll]

https://youtu.be/q6rig2_LnMA?si=Y_gi3Lw0scQejUdP

[ancient marsh]

:(

[fast garden]

“We the people” are not cool

The big hats are

Big difference

I probably pay more tax than Elon does

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-dude-gif-7309611

[compact knoll]

Damn full moon

Im turning

AWOOOO

[fast garden]

If you don’t grow tits I don’t care

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/drew-starkey-wolf-meme-gif-6705862495847802931

[fast garden]

Lord above

Someone needs to uh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/ricolino-scolari-gif-25352670

[stark torrent]

so its the same shit again

ok

[fast garden]

Check pins for the bingo card

[stark torrent]

man what an L

[fathom verge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/793327126937206787/990722584951816202/motivate.gif

[fast garden]

Y’all need to upkeep my bingo card

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

what a surprise!!!

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1306690749630251058/image.png?ex=686f60d7&is=686e0f57&hm=a936ac368b24ded92624388538f8c0fd5efa3eed2dc3bd19001d4a23968807e3&

Alright guys

[fathom verge]

On the plus side those players who lose the transit spawn roulette can just reset their accounts at basically no cost…

[soft coral]

8 years btw

1.0 ready btw

[fathom verge]

Ready for release

[soft coral]

you knkw the drill

[fathom verge]

Get it on steam

[soft coral]

the usual

[ancient marsh]

not that many actually

only 3 spaces

cant load streets, flea market and broken exfils

[fast garden]

It’s only been a few hours

We have some time

[ancient marsh]

cant load streets and broken exfils cauise of 1 bug

when artem and iedy went to transit from gz to street

their game crashed and they went to stash instead

[fathom verge]

It was a message to hit the streets irl

Nikita is tryna tell us something

[fast garden]

and LOD abuse

They fucked lod a couple weeks ago

[ancient marsh]

maybe they fixed it

[compact knoll]

This wipe is so ass even the cheaters wont play it

[fast garden]

Fucking literally

This is beyond dogshit this is whaleshit

[next temple]

glad i dropped tarkov lol

[ancient marsh]

.50 bmg HP ammo is 34 pen or sth

i dont think it's physically possible to make a .50 round that doesn't penetrate a class 4 body armor

[next temple]

Tarkov devs adding a complete gimmick guntuber prototype project which would never make its way into Russia instead of making their fucking game work:

https://tenor.com/view/boya-fiakh-ot-dwarf-hot-forge-fiak-very-hot-boya-dwarf-arox-meme-dwarf-gif-27022672

[ancient marsh]

if i was brandon hererra

[fast garden]

Honestly now I want to see this

[ancient marsh]

and saw 34 pen ammo

on a .50

[fast garden]

Because this is pretty impressive

[ancient marsh]

in this shitshow of a wipe

i would DMCA bsg

to remove the AK50 from the game

[next temple]

p sure his gun design isnt patented

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/soobfad-druski-gif-25646977

IM JUST SAYING

[next temple]

as he doesnt intend to produce it

[ancient marsh]

his name is literally in the game

on the gun

theAKguy or whatever

[fast garden]

Me when I shoot a guy with a 50 cal but he is wearing this so he is fine:

[ancient marsh]

the .50 bmg may be dealing 260 damage but like 230 of that will be absorbed by the arms

55 pen on the AP round is kinda crazy when lapua ap has like 70

utyos machine gun ammo is slightly larger than a .50

but they have fucking 80 and 88 pen

dogshit fucking game

[fast garden]

Insane

[ancient marsh]

imo HP ammo for .50 should one shot anywhere

slightly controversial

but irl it will take your entire limb clean off

or make it literally hang on tendons

[fast garden]

What does more damage

[ancient marsh]

• it's a gun locked behind a quest chain

[fast garden]

A shotgun slug

Or a .50 bmg

[ancient marsh]

in tarkov?

[fast garden]

Rip slug vs this dogshit btw

[stark torrent]

yeah bro guy shoots me 2 times gives me two heavy bleeds and 1 light bleed

xD and i cant aarry heals with me ok good game i guess

[ancient marsh]

rip slug better

it has 265 damage

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[fast garden]

The state of it

[ancient marsh]

guys it's hardcore it's supposed to be abysmal dogshit unplayable unfun

that's the vision

[fast garden]

How much more damage do bleeds do

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jesse-pinkman-shoots-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-shoots-jesse-pinkman-shoots-with-pistol-gif-14247494502162371687

[fast garden]

Yeah this went from hype to aww to maybe hype to unfathomable dogshit so fast

[ancient marsh]

"hardcore" is not what the game needed at all in its previous wipe state

it needed the opposite

now it's literally the worst wipe in the history of the entire game by far with zero contest

previous wipe is a close second

GUN TO YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW
NAME A PATCH WHERE LIGHTKEEPER ISLAND ISNT BROKEN

[fast garden]

I think arena CPC wipe was the worst so far until this

[fast garden]

Before Lightkeeper was added literally

[ancient marsh]

nah i think it was fine imo

i'd rather have players with gear that's worth looting

than a fucking aksu with PS ammo and no mods on it being meta gear like rn

[fast garden]

Everyone had the same carbon copy kit the entire wipe

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

not a bad thing

wipe before that it was a fucking korund bro

was the meta armor

[fast garden]

Too much is as bad as too little imo

This 7mo wipe was ass though

However it came with so many great changes

[fathom verge]

The only hardcore here is the hard core of the shit dropped on Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

?

i didnt understand this sentence

[ancient marsh]

name five

[viral egret]

even .50 bmg blanks can penetrate class 4 armor

[ancient marsh]

i cant name a single positive from this wipe

it's so fucking over

gun to your head name 1 good change

[viral egret]

the 20% sale but thats not even that good

[fathom verge]

Finally now people will be able to escape from Tarkov forever?

[viral egret]

game costs what it should cost without tax

[ancient marsh]

that's actually a negative

[viral egret]

more so

[ancient marsh]

it means you pay money for this dogshit wipe

[viral egret]

if it was any other wipe

that'd be positive

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent

ADD THAT TO THE BINGO BOYS

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

bro like

there's no fucking way

they are trolling

[wraith wagon]

nvm

he must be purposefully trying to kill tarkov right?

[fathom verge]

On one hand, the conspiracy has always been that Tarkov was just the side job before Nikita makes his dream game

On the other, tanking it now doesn’t really lead to that

I think he’s just stupid

[fast garden]

Yeah I just don’t understand anymore

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll dollars and euros can be bouyght thru flea screen

[stark torrent]

they have no idea

[fast garden]

At first I was like “oh maybe they have some grand idea to slow down the wipe and make early game more impactful and slow down the insanely fast progression”

[wintry ridge]

Dont they have a test server

Can't they test how fucking stupid these changes are with those players before pushing it to live servers

[fast garden]

That they never use yes

That every unheard player has access to yes

[wintry ridge]

Retards

It's literally the generic worst way to make games hardcore

Let's make everything cost more and take longer

[fast garden]

The last time they used it was for the dogshit bad audio changes and volumetric ass flashlights

[fast garden]

And they mean EVERYTHING

[wintry ridge]

Literally mobile game tier "hardcore mode"

[little flame]

fuckin snoozefest wipe man

[fast garden]

I was hoping for hardcore wipe to mean “requires creative solutions to problems” not “there are only problems and zero solutions”

[wintry ridge]

1000 other games have done this to make a "hard mode" and every time the feedback has been to not do it like this

[fast garden]

Only wipe ever I’m not excited to play

[wintry ridge]

They just don't learn at all

Not even just their own mistakes, even from other survival games and shooters

[fast garden]

Reduced skill leveling at all?

[wintry ridge]

Nah it's probably even slower

13 hours to get metabolism maxed I bet

Run in circles and eat croutons, fat boy

[little flame]

men we remove meps men

even if u extract shoreline back to customs men

[ancient marsh]

that's what i said

everyone who said "this is to test hardcore for a hardcore optional mode on release"

needs to rope NOW

they have ETS

[ancient marsh]

if flea menu is to be trusted

ref ammo packs went from like 5 gp coins to 52

and you get like 17ish per daily

[viral egret]

lmao

mfw all u need to do to max metabolism is run interchange 5 times

or whatever the biggest map is

[fast garden]

I mean

It probably is and bsg is just too retarded to use ETS

I can’t get over reduced stamina

[compact knoll]

last time ets was 0.14

and before

and before i dont remember

[fast garden]

There was the thing for sound too

I don’t think it was as far back as 14

I swear it was like before this most recent wipe

[compact knoll]

i have been banned since 14 tbh

[stark torrent]

yeah im already getting tired of the loop already

[little flame]

im getting tired of wipe

this shit boring

would rather do anything else than play this wipe

even touch grass

unironically

[ancient marsh]

the loop in question:
@compact knoll @soft coral

[little flame]

lmfaoo

[fast garden]

1 hour of tarkov or 6 hours of swiping left on dating apps

(I have never used dating apps ever)

[ancient marsh]

if they find out you play tarkov you are getting 0 hoes

[fast garden]

Pro tip many older women don’t know the first thing about games so you can hit anyways

👍

[compact knoll]

Putting tarkov on your dating bio is pretty much the same as looking for a domiantrix

"yeah ive been repeatedly kicked in the balls for 3000 hours"

[fast garden]

Pro strat

[little flame]

BRUH I HATE MY LIFE

I HIT THE NASTIEST KILL AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT

[fast garden]

12 min 3 kills

State of tarkov rn

[little flame]

bro

i was w keying the whole match

theres no one

nae is cancer

[fast garden]

NAE is dead ?

Holy shit

[little flame]

yes

[fast garden]

HOW

LMFAO

[little flame]

my servers are fkn dead

i stg bro

[fast garden]

GAME IS LITERALLY ON DEATHS DOOR OVERNIGHT

[little flame]

no ones playing this wipe

its dogshit

no new players

since it brings 1 fucking gun thats it

[fast garden]

Why did they fucking

Bring the ak50 into a dead wipe

[little flame]

lmfao

[fast garden]

No lever action

[little flame]

true

[fast garden]

No new guns

[little flame]

😭

[fast garden]

No new anything

[little flame]

im already getting bored

6 raids in

might be joever

[fast garden]

YOOOO WHAT IF WE WIPE THE GAME AND ADD NOTHING AND MAKE EVERYTHING ELSE WORSE

[little flame]

6 months of smoking

and drinking

[fast garden]

What zero quests and progression does to an mf

[little flame]

true man

like genuinely wtf do i do

i have to run customs BACK TO BACK TO BACK if i dont wanna lose my loot

ah yes lemme survive customs then go to interchange and die there

[fast garden]

Bsg going full retard

[little flame]

genuinely

[fast garden]

Legendary

[little flame]

i was fine with EVERYTHING

beside this fucking retarded transit shit

holy fk

@soft coral u escaped from tarkov?

lucky

[little flame]

also i was joking about nae being dead i just couldnt get to anyone in time

i brought 1 mag like a retard in by accident

aswell

idek if i wanna do any more raids today

actually lol

the wipe of eternal timmy running

[stark torrent]

run into a player , exchange 2 hits, i get 3 heavy bleeds

yeah man ok ggs

[little flame]

iedy this is the worst wipe

[fathom verge]

One bullet bounced and exited but it’s fine you brought enough meds right

[little flame]

ive ever played

this is genuine garbage man

[ancient marsh]

has anyone thought about how this entire wipe is like toggles or value adjustments on the code level?

go into game code, set flea to lvl 80 to lock it

multiply prices by 1.25

[little flame]

ye lol

saw that earlier

pretty funny

fuck this game

[ancient marsh]

7 months for fucking what?

[little flame]

logout

[ancient marsh]

this legit feels like a rug pull

[little flame]

1 new gun

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

• lobotomy gameplay

i think im actually done with this wipe already lmao

this sucks

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean its just like some lazy shit , it was made during bathroom break

[little flame]

ye

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

cringe

arena breakout

nah jk

never played no clue if its good

[ancient marsh]

this is legit event level content

actually some events had more content than this unironically

[little flame]

u cant even call this shit content man

[ancient marsh]

remember the poison water event?

where you needed a gas mask

[little flame]

its actually torture to play

[ancient marsh]

and like you needed to make an antidote

[little flame]

you gain nothing lol

[ancient marsh]

to cure HIV contracted thru water

[fast garden]

you can tell because the wipe update file is 666mb

and thats it

[stark torrent]

died as a scav , get 70 min cooldown thanks

[little flame]

did u not see the patchnotes?

how little shit was in that

[fast garden]

what patch notes

[little flame]

truly

actual dissapointment of a wipe 😭

[fast garden]

Patch notes:

hardcore
prestige 3-4
Ak50 (impossible quest and shit ammo)
$14 shoot me clothes (I’m buying the bear one)
The intern figured out how to change pmc ai spawns

Seven months by the way

[little flame]

aaaaaaaaa fuck man

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-bro-how-i-thank-bro-fantasy-challenge-thank-you-tiktok-gif-7839145224229268701

[fathom verge]

It turns out that the evil ass rape building was inside of us all along

[ancient marsh]

evil ass rape building is BSG office

[fast garden]

xsolla stealing an extra 2 dollars off a 14 dollar purchase

[stark torrent]

aight , first time in 8500 hours where imma go to sleep on wipe day willingly

[fast garden]

no one said anything bout that

if i had to guess

something reach level 10-15 in hardcore

reach level 40 in hardcore?

memory lane

why is he so scrawny

im not wearing those fucking vacay pants bro

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden @fathom verge @little flame https://youtu.be/L3G4NyelU2Y?si=4dp1O4JPWyAwb5Tw
Live hardcore patch changes reaction

[fast garden]

level two from stash

legendary

im gonna be using a lot of 9x21 PE this wipe i think

they shoulda added way more fucking barters

[verbal herald]

my ass just sticking on pve bro this hardcore shit not for me

[fast garden]

bro its okay every body gets a pass for this wipe

this is insane dogshit

im just bout to start i just got home

[verbal herald]

I don't have it in me to get ass raped for a light bulb

[fast garden]

2x every hideout req btw

a hardcore prestige should count as three

[verbal herald]

dog I didn't even get the first stash upgrade last wipe LOL

fuck my chud life

[fast garden]

i remember ivan complaining about the pfilters

cant even shove a grizz up my ass dude

💀

what the fuck man

[verbal herald]

unfathomably raped by this wipe

[fast garden]

i could pay my mortgage with this scav kit this wipe

[verbal herald]

it kinda sucks I was looking forward to my first wipe

I'll maybe still give it a try

[viral egret]

is 9x21 that good

[fast garden]

PE is the single most slept on bullet in the entire game

the sr2m and sr1mp

smg and pistol

[viral egret]

how do yo uget sr1mp though

[fast garden]

both are prap i think you can get sr1mp for one blue GP from prap 2

might be quest locked

so blue gunpowders for great pistols

however

bosses being 100%

means just kill them for gear

yeah so when people actually get to quests

gonna be nothing but dudes in class 4/5 using 5.45 BT with tagilla masks

[wintry ridge]

dogshit devs

[fast garden]

idek what to do with no quests like

[wintry ridge]

Im honestly hoping they get drone striked at this point

[fast garden]

and the transits dont really bring you to any great maps

and what could even be happening on gz rn

with zero pscavs

[verbal herald]

wait the bosses being 100% wasn't just a prewipe thing?

[fast garden]

well

it was a prewipe thing

[potent fossil]

Please tell me, do you have to start on the first map and walk all the way to ground zero

[fast garden]

but its also part of hardcore for whatever fucking reason

[potent fossil]

Or can you start on the edges or something

[verbal herald]

interesting

[fast garden]

what are you talking about

[potent fossil]

Like does everyone have to start on woods

[verbal herald]

time to start the killa tracksuit grind!

[fast garden]

you can queue gz factory and customs

[potent fossil]

Or like a selection of 3 maps

[fast garden]

pscavs cant go gz

[potent fossil]

No….

Customs….

No man….

[viral egret]

bruh

[fast garden]

spawn customs

[viral egret]

how do you kil bosses easily

[fast garden]

transit anywhere else

[fast garden]

shoot them in the head

9/10 times no helmets/faceshields

[viral egret]

which boss is easiest and best

[potent fossil]

Customs is my least favorite

I can’t man

[fast garden]

resh is easy and gives workable gear so people are farming him. kaban and kollontay are imo the best farms

so streets

but they can be difficult if you dont know how to fight them (and dont die several times learning)

sanitar is also good but him and his cronies are pretty fucking tanky on top of typically having class 5 armor

[viral egret]

isnt class 5 armor good to get

[fast garden]

tagilla is really fucking easy to leg meta with an smg

yes

you could go customs then transit to shoreline to farm sanitar

i should farm the customs emercom med key spawn

[viral egret]

are you like not allowed to spawn wherre u want this wipe

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

you get three maps

[viral egret]

holy dogshit

what maps

[fast garden]

factory gz customs

[viral egret]

atleast GZ is bearable

and probably full of BEAR scavs

[fast garden]

pscavs arent allowed on it either

its mostly gonna be people trying to transit and transit camping the streets transit

[verbal herald]

queue times probably gonna be rly fast at least

[potent fossil]

No they are extremely inflated

Everyone is going in on the same maps

And then you spawn nearby because of the transit system

[fast garden]

this was a feature they removed before because of this problem btw

[potent fossil]

So it’s not a thing now

[fast garden]

people are saying it is

so

yippie

i was able to scav factory instantly

the fact that my customs queue is over a minute long on wipe day is worrying

[viral egret]

should i be concerned it takes me 7 mins to get into customs

[fast garden]

day one of wipe

being shot by dudes with BT

[fast garden]

yeppers

also

i sprinted for

2 seconds?

red stam

[viral egret]

insane

[fast garden]

the ppsh

should not be more expensive

than a fucking pp19

[viral egret]

ill get on tarkov

dude my strat

is to go on ground zero

naked

i find my gear on dead bodies

usually a pistol or even rifle

then i kill scavs

then try to exfil but forget how

[chrome kestrel]

sturm

this is the tarkov channel

[dapper grotto]

fuk

[chrome kestrel]

I am gonna get hiv

[wraith wagon]

maybe ill change my mind about this wipe

[viral egret]

how are you so stacked already damn

wait you can still put shit in containers this wipe?

my moneymaking method is not dead 🔥

[wraith wagon]

god bless shoreline

[viral egret]

bro

it too kme longer

to verify game integrity

than download the updarte

[wraith wagon]

sounds about right

back to the goods

[fast garden]

try to transit inter

game almost crashes

[viral egret]

WELCOME TO TARKOV.

tries to take screenshot
game kills itself

[fast garden]

loading into customs

server connection lost

[stoic hull]

18 mins to get a game on Customs - OCE servers peaaaak

[compact knoll]

This is a game changer

[dapper grotto]

ALO

[shrewd moth]

Guys, is the pve mode worth it if I want a experience similar to gamma/efp ?

[native crypt]

no just play spt and save $20

[shrewd moth]

does it work with the standard edition?

[native crypt]

yes you can also set up fika to play it with friends

dont know much about fika but ive heard its not hard to set up

[fast garden]

i still dont understand

8 hour downtime for wipe

for a 666mb patch that just

added a couple prestige and new clothes

[ancient marsh]

imagine if an event took 6 hours to deploy

cause thats what this wipe is

[fast garden]

and """added""" the ak50

(probably a rocket launcher situation)

we will see it in 4 months

[ancient marsh]

i mean

the receiver and ammo are in the game

the rpg waasnt

[native crypt]

the evil patch that makes you look for 40 fucking lightbulbs for illumination 2

[stoic hull]

Hunt took 7 hours for a hotfix :S

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

Arena alone should deal with this, i did 1 game and got lvl 4

[stark torrent]

Marked rooms are also empty lmfao

[wintry ridge]

yeah

devs really burnt this shit

awesome stuff

[native crypt]

fr?

[soft coral]

whatever is it that happened after the patch all I will say is...typical.

[fathom verge]

Didn’t realise they’d doubled the hideout item requirements

🔥

What a fucking genius idea

[soft coral]

@stark torrent confirm?

[glacial haven]

wdym marked rooms are empty

[stark torrent]

Yes they are worse than last wipe , ppl find 1-2 guns in them

Max

[glacial haven]

[stark torrent]

No valuables, no nothing

Hardcore

Guy opened 314 dorms got a single UZI

[glacial haven]

Aren't those keys expensive as fuck and one time use?

[stark torrent]

10 uses and yeah, but no flea market now

Sp technically nothing to do but use them

[glacial haven]

Ah 10, yeah I never used them after the update where keys got durability

[stark torrent]

But finding a marked key should be exciting and a good way to get some loot

Cause its rare

But nah, its just ass

[glacial haven]

Marked room was always kinda whack but the 10 use key made it absolutely useless

And now there's not even loot in them

lmao

[stark torrent]

Bro their game designer is fucking dogshit that asshole should be fired

Im sick of this shit

[glacial haven]

Game designer? The entire team should be fired

Well, have fun with your hardcore wipe

also, what the actual fuck is this trade

Level 3 Jäger and you have to trade 3 fucking marked keys

[stark torrent]

Pointless 99%

[glacial haven]

lmao

[stark torrent]

Ye so the idea eas you can trade last use keys

1/10 uses

But getting all 3 keys wothout market is just low rng

[glacial haven]

Getting Jäger to level 3 is nearly impossible as is in early or even mid wipe unless you buy a bunch of shit from him or you sell knives you found on scavs

[glacial haven]

I mean, even then, idk

Just seems like a rather useless trade

Btw.

Did any of you see the system requirements of Tarkov on Epic Games?

These are the system requirements listed there, they recommend a 2060 super

With a 2060 super, you'll at maximum be able to run the launcher

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

NA DRIFTUR FUTUS

[viral egret]

LOWK

doin nicely

[hallow stream]

Wait did the game wipe

Why did I see msg of iedy "going to sleep normally on wipe day"

[viral egret]

yes

it wiped

[hallow stream]

Well

Have fun playing dog shit everyone

[viral egret]

it's so ass for others

i like it bc all the pros will quit

for now

so i can play and learn

[coral mulch]

Ого. По гамме сделали мультиплеерный мод под названием "таркв"?

[soft coral]

a?

sir please
door is down the hallway

[viral egret]

not what i wanted

atleast i get out of G:Z

@stark torrent i made the mistake of going to streets

am i cooked

bro

my pc froze for 2 mins

caching 30% to 40%

insane

i spend 10 mins to get in because of lag

game then crashes

peak tarkov

[stark torrent]

[viral egret]

coaie da ce loot o genera

@stark torrent de 5 minute imi genereaza loot

nu vrea sa ma lase inapoi

[stark torrent]

Nush ba mie mi a dat crash la fiecare tranzit

N am reusit sa fac niciunu

[viral egret]

pe mine ma dat afara anticheatu

[little flame]

[fast garden]

wipe so dogshit i went to play pve after i wiped my pve acc

also

99 percent sure that the ak50 isnt even in the game

fuck you nikita

[fast garden]

yeah theres just almost no reason to play other than grinding bosses and trash items for hideout so most people arent gonna play

once quests and some maps open up more people will be playing

[viral egret]

yea

[little flame]

LOL

they removed the cms in special slot slot

[fast garden]

i literally just did it

its just only in the first slot

and only in pvp

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1943267437329211639?t=btXaNsUT7mJKrTmM9JwWKg&s=19

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

Quests will return - we said that it was temporary. They will start returning like today. Also insurance price will be lowered

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jul 10, 2025, 11:13 AM

[wraith wagon]

GGOD BLESS

PRAISE

[fast garden]

"we said it was temporary" yeah not for how long

how temporary were we missing the rpg on the cover image for last wipe

still dont understand the insurance thing

[fathom verge]

Removed for a single day

[fast garden]

holy retard

[fathom verge]

What’s the point

[fast garden]

there was never one to begin with

dude i cant

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-jeongscy-patrick-patrick-star-gif-18736212

[fathom verge]

Yeah that’s what the game needs, maps with loot being locked to higher levels while everyone else gets to play on maps with no loot

Horray

[fast garden]

would you rather that or no maps at all man

• can still transit

[fathom verge]

Remove all maps, you can only randomly spawn

No more choosing

[fast garden]

imo though, i think you should unlock the maps through key quests

let me be clear tho

only for hardcore

i dont want to have to unlock reserve for main game

[fathom verge]

Have it so you have to pay guides for maps to level transition

Wait hang on…

[fast garden]

either way shit is stupid

100% boss spawn is busted

[fathom verge]

It’s good, in the sense that if you wanna find a boss you’re not quitting out of the raid after 5 minutes because they didn’t spawn

[viral egret]

nice.

[fathom verge]

It’s bad, because 4 mans are just farming bosses over and over

[fast garden]

yeah

thats the real thing

[viral egret]

just make it so the boss gets 1.1x hp per player 🔥

or like it gets more hp per player

if tagilla has likel 1.2k

it goes to 2k with a 4 man

they already fucked the game up so

[fathom verge]

That would mean if you as a solo ran into a boss in a raid where there’s 2 4 mans teams you’d get heavy molested

The game ain’t nearly smart enough to lower boss HP when fighting solo vs a squad in one raid

It can barely get bosses to work at all

[viral egret]

just make it so it tracks who attacked it and counts them then gives +125 hp to boss or smth per player

they could do that

but they wouldn't

[fathom verge]

Boss does damage directly relative to players in your friend group

5 friends? Enjoy the 5x damage

[viral egret]

heavily wounded?

ah

question is

howd i break my arm

[fathom verge]

Overjorked

[viral egret]

am i sped or i genuinely cant find the heal tab thingy that u get if u die post raid

and it vanished

[fast garden]

once you pass it cant go back

[viral egret]

so im not stupid

oh shit i loaded in GZ In 2 minutes

that's a new record for me

usually takes 7 mins

[hallow stream]

Change implemented
Now you gain negative exp and cant level up

[fast garden]

map level requirement

80

gg

[vivid dawn]

Tarkov more like cock off

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/QoL120

these are the only deaths ive had this wipe so far

i noticed too late

the worst part is he had been laying like that for likely over 6 minutes

its so hardcore you dont even play it

[fast garden]

fuck nikitas hecs

aka sit in a corner for 40 minutes

or until the other guy gets bored

[hallow stream]

Just play a better game (literally anything)

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @ancient marsh

[hallow stream]

I don't get the appeal of playing the wipe with different rules and 0 content additions

[viral egret]

are scavs meant to be insanely dogshit

makarov with laser sight very visible

1 mag

lmao

i grabbed a ak off a dead scav

[stark torrent]

i got 280k form all these cheaters god bless i can now insure my headphones THANKYOU NIKITA

[viral egret]

only 280k

insane

i want to run customs but i'm dogshit compared to all the fuckin sweats in it

mfw i peek one corner 3 headshots gg

guy has 5k hours and a kdr of 6

[stark torrent]

OHMYGOG GUYS LEMME DO MY 70 minute SCAV

[viral egret]

wonder how ur supposed to have fun when the scav is 70 min cooldown

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/OnepegMG/status/1943180438723338350

Onepeg (@OnepegMG)

So let me get this straight.
I could SELL this here FRESH AS FUCK M4 for 27,602 rubles and WITH THAT MONEY I could BUY ....

a pack of fucking crackers?

X · Jul 10, 2025, 5:28 AM

He is not wrong at all

M4 = 27K

Crackers =24 k

[viral egret]

wtf

LMAO

[stark torrent]

biscuiti bagamiassss

[viral egret]

coaie pt 24k m-a astept sa ma faca invincibil la gloante

[fast garden]

the sale price changes are retarded

lower value of items

make them more expensive to buy

why

this is so ass

im on woods bro

theres zero loot

i gave it another try this is dogshit

ESPECIALLY the stamina

i spent like

15 minutes

hiking from scav village

to outskirts

11 min left in raid

still managed to exfil at the same time there as someone else

heart sank when i saw him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhxaxRRSi5o so far

first 30 seconds is this dude being retarded

as usual

[viral egret]

holy darkness

i cant see shit

some guy jumped me (pmc) and i killed him

[fast garden]

the sections in this video are genuinely hysterical

random unhinged strawman rant

"why i quit tarkov" (then what are you even arguing about?)

"problem with the playerbase"

then the end of the video is a 5 min rant on bhopping (shit no one does except dudes with max strength you hardly run into anyway)

[viral egret]

bro

where the actual fuck

can i find

exfils

on ground zero

[fast garden]

what do you have

[viral egret]

other than the flare exfil i circled the map 3 times

[viral egret]

im dead now because i couldnt see anything and got killed by what i can assume was a player as scav

cause it was headshot

[fast garden]

it would have the report icon if it was a player

pscavs cant spawn there