💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

american btw

friend killed him with tcw sp m60 btw

[compact knoll]

only took

perfectly balanced

[fast garden]

mans playing woods like its factory

what is happening

pls look at stream

my kits keep getting more unhinged

i just need hunting trip

[soft coral]

courage taught us a very important lesson

slide on the opps first
ask questions later

[compact knoll]

sir if you need ammo for that gun just ask

what is that emote sir

[verbal herald]

dude arena is fun as fuck lol

ty for telling me about it

[compact knoll]

cheater kills me

runs away shoots iedy?

iedy hears killa near extract

killa chases a guy from oli to windows

kills a full geared guy in sushi

gets killed by iedy?

cheater didnt loot me nor kill killa

?????????????

[fast garden]

i am here for one thing

[compact knoll]

kek

a crime has been commited here

[stark torrent]

bad time to spawn at idea

with no armor

[ancient marsh]

ive been spooked by this dumbass fucking laser so many times

[compact knoll]

cuckolding that fight from my little bush

[compact knoll]

this guy had 17kd

[little flame]

spawn in, go dorms, no one, hear people ice cream, teammate kills them, teammate gets killed by 2 people one with a flir, i shit on them both, run towards busses, get one tapped by a svd from like fortress

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-head-eyes-gif-20019010

also

forget to uninstall nvidia drivers and gets 2 fps when shooting a gun

[fast garden]

peak

teamate on woods gets beamed by a naked guy with a rogue scar and a bankrobber and nothing else, no headset or anything

two quests off kappa and one is sthurman

mfw

lowkey the best part about collector is forgetting to get some easy things and having to scav raid the next 20 hours to find it

[compact knoll]

whats the other one

[fast garden]

5 old gas kills

[ancient marsh]

holy shit it's John Woods

[ancient marsh]

literally barren spot now

idk why

[fast garden]

make quest for kills

[ancient marsh]

always had like 7 scavs camping it when you had the extract and was low on meds

[fast garden]

remove scav spawns in area

k

thanks bsg

guess im running tagged and cursed customs later

[compact knoll]

backshots behind sushi counter?

[fast garden]

i have seen him more during 15% spawn rate

[verbal herald]

spawned into interchange for my very first time ever. Armed with my Toz and a PM. Walk into the parking garage area and immediately get beamed by a dude with a silenced rifle

nice man

[fast garden]

yeah uh

interchange is gonna do that to you

[verbal herald]

yea I have a task to get uhh in raid food and drink items so I thought maybe the giant mall would have some

[fast garden]

imma keep it a buck witchu chief. anywhere but there

the loot aint even good

[verbal herald]

oh

[stark torrent]

all the giant mall has is chads and cheaters looking for a man dressed in a tracksuit with a big helmet

[compact knoll]

i mean if you need food interchange will be the best still

[fast garden]

the map is gonna be nothing but dudes going after the boss in the sweatest way possible

[fast garden]

stop lying

[verbal herald]

I get fucked in every map bc I'm terrible at the game so I didn't think it'd make a difference

[compact knoll]

[verbal herald]

oh is that where Killa is at?

[stark torrent]

go Woods man

trust me

[verbal herald]

funny fella

[stark torrent]

go Woods and loot the villages

[fast garden]

fair assumption but go woods

[compact knoll]

if you dont have the reserve psv keys just go shoot yourself

med camp doesnt have that much shit

[verbal herald]

okay I got another task in woods too

gotta find a crashed plane or smth

[stark torrent]

Also go scav run

on woods as well

learn maps with ur scav

[fast garden]

theres more food loot in med camp than all of interchange

[compact knoll]

loot med camp boxes, all empty

[fast garden]

and theres not much food there

[stark torrent]

i would say the train depot is top 5 lootspots in the game rn

[verbal herald]

That's what I've been trying to do. I actually got pretty lucky and found a corpse with an mp7 in my last scav run

was pretty hyped

[stark torrent]

nice

[verbal herald]

I'm trying to collect all the shit to upgrade my stash rn tho bc I'm pretty much full

[fast garden]

lowkey scav factory bc tagilla is 100% spawn so people are chadding out and dying in droves on that map

if you want gear

[verbal herald]

ohh interesting okay

i killed some fucking scav boss thing or something that kept placing trip wires everywhere

[fast garden]

partisan

[verbal herald]

had like 7 grenades and a AK with a nade launcher

[fast garden]

he is a dick

[verbal herald]

yeah that's the one I think

dude I thought it was an actual player fucking with me

[fast garden]

and thats why he is a dick

lmao

[verbal herald]

pretty funny icl

[fast garden]

when will nikita add the suicide gun in mouth button

[fast garden]

genuinely would get into another raid quicker

[fast garden]

razors stay loosing

lmao

sthurman rn

[fast garden]

inf loading out

love it

game crashes

[fast garden]

chevaliergrim arguring with hyperrat

[stark torrent]

WHO

[fast garden]

that annoying mf on reddit

made post about the hybrid holos

"this is the best scope in the game"

okretard

look inside

hyperrat telling chev he is retarded

chevalier dying on this hill

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/rpg3X7TbMs

[fast garden]

sthurman spawns

is dead before i can even look into sawmil

jfc

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hang-first-time-smiles-gif-14991372

[fast garden]

39 percent spawn

seen once in 12 raids

what is this shit man

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

We should try africa servers maybe

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-myself-seatbelt-im-just-gonna-gif-17369929

[stark torrent]

maybe , depedns on the queue times

[compact knoll]

I doubt cheaters will submit themselves to looking for raid for 10 min

It will either be 10 min queue but killa often

Or 10 min queue but same shit

Im just hoping that cheaters wouldn't want to go on empty servers

Why queue for eternity when you can just aimbot

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/man-trying-to-kil-himself-joke-fake-suicide-laughing-suicide-fake-jumping-gif-150330258641611340

tactical olive pants

clearly brown

mfw

last task bois

5 scavs at old gas

[compact knoll]

Bring unsuppressed gun

And shoot it a couple times

They usually agro on it

[stark torrent]

Its ggs man @compact knoll

[fast garden]

i have a pistol with one round that i will then throw on the floor

[compact knoll]

Nah one aint enough

[fast garden]

after shooting myself, of course

[compact knoll]

They respawn gradually too

[stark torrent]

Ye u gonna have to spend probably whole raid there thee but u can get most of them in 1 raid

[fast garden]

i didnt realize that i could wear the battle pass clothes tbh

in eft

[stark torrent]

But sir that is the whole point

[fast garden]

i thought it was like the last arena clothes

where you only get them in next wipe

[little flame]

gn iedy

no one else

[fast garden]

go customs

killed by goons armor tracksuit m4 60 mag mega sweat

my fault gng

sometimes i just dont want competition

the spectrdr has insane zoom now

[fast garden]

grrr nikita let me paint guns in tarkov already

hopefully they add some unlockable paints to reg eft with the wipe

[wintry ridge]

🎉

is it true 4x now

not just 3.7 or whatever it was

[fast garden]

whatever it is its a LOT more than it used to be

unless i am going crazy

[wintry ridge]

i mean you are playing tarkov every day

probably both

[fast garden]

yeah

[fast garden]

i literally

havent played for months

until 2 days ago

this is the first time i have unlocked collector and actually had everything

[verbal herald]

should I buy the scav box thing for 1m

[fast garden]

yea

you are likely at some point going to need multiple

[verbal herald]

damn yeah

I'll get it after I upgrade my stash

[fast garden]

i wish kappa was rotated the other way

the nice thing about theta

i dont have to scroll as far

i dont like having to scroll in my own inventory

[verbal herald]

that's insane what the fuck

I didn't know you could upgrade your case

[fast garden]

what edition you have?

standard i assume?

you did get arena, so the second largest container is an option for you

this one

[verbal herald]

yeah

[verbal herald]

how hard is that to get

[fast garden]

not very

you have to do a handful of tasks in eft

then a handful of tasks in arena

then back in eft

[verbal herald]

might start working on grinding that out

[fast garden]

they used to be basically impossible, but now they are very very reasonable

[verbal herald]

I don't even have the gunsmith unlocked yet I should probably lock in

[fast garden]

theres a few upgrade options for you but i just reccomend getting theta because its pretty fucking easy for what it is

pk 2 unlocks the beta container

but that shit is insanely expensive and lowkey not worth

then there is a taskline from prapor called the punisher, at the end of it you get a 2x4 container

[verbal herald]

gotcha gotcha ty I'll look up a guide for it

[fast garden]

but for effort to reward ratio, beeline theta

you also unlock access to the single best melee in the game, though melee is a non factor for like 99% of the population. it can be extremely lethal but you have to be stupid or ballsy to get people with it

i really, really like melee.

theres a lot of other great things to get from arena

the xp and money is a big one

[verbal herald]

dude yeah I legit doubled my money in like 5 arena games

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1387929304091988068/v14044g50000d1e5fb7og65tqc3nbfig.mov?ex=685f2164&is=685dcfe4&hm=55cb0a12cada1599b55c8528ebbdef10f0a7bdf3c2007c4979be597086309316&

[verbal herald]

came in with just the mosin and tac rig and came out with all this on woods

[fast garden]

amen

[compact knoll]

Crazy how many voicelines in this shit game that you will never hear

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent sir wake up sir

Sir we need to farm killa

5 killas a day keeps the iron away

[stark torrent]

Later imma be busy for the most part of the day

[compact knoll]

Sir how are we supposed to get adik then

[compact knoll]

ornament

[compact knoll]

looooooooooooooooL

probably wont survive to extract

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1938512246281294281

Nikita Buyanov (@nikgeneburn)

https://t.co/3VYgUVvDHf

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 27, 2025, 8:18 AM

[compact knoll]

i have lived

BRO IS DONE

[pallid bolt]

is this current game recoil? that's not too bad for a scav 7.62

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @fast garden @compact knoll

bro wants tripwires to trip your pmc to the ground because realistically you would trip irl

that is crazy

[compact knoll]

That shit does not trip you irl

[compact knoll]

Horizontal recoil is insane tho

Most of those shots missed because of horizontal

[flat breach]

Ain't trip wires for grenade/shotgun traps

[ancient marsh]

Try gun head

On enemy first but you will fail cause you suck shit

Then your own

[ancient marsh]

Yes

[flat breach]

ESL moment then

[pallid bolt]

well yeah it's a barebones 7.62 with a wire stock, the recoil is gonna blow

[compact knoll]

i understand its a "realistic shooter"

but cmon recoil is fucking uncontrollabe even on fully modded guns

and burts dont work for shit eiether

@stark torrent sir killa awaits

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[pallid bolt]

believe me I know

but if they don't make recoil stupid then there's no reason to use the 3 billion diff gun parts for a 1% improvement

[compact knoll]

the pmc controlling recoil is the most stupidest shit man

[ancient marsh]

didnt u alrdy get tracksuit

[compact knoll]

he needs his adik too

[fast garden]

i mean i dont think id say all that

even that clip was like

fine for what it was

plain jane ak with a dong grip

not bad vertical kinda heavy horizontal

we have come so far from what it used to be

imo recoil is more or less perfect how it is right now, most full modded guns are damn near lasers but i dont want tarkov guns to be as laser beam accurate as other games

[stark torrent]

to be fair , i would rahter have ammo / armor be more balanced instead

true

[fast garden]

yeah thats the real issue rn

[compact knoll]

shit is not a laser man

[stark torrent]

becaue the gun can be laser but if bro's Korund tanks 6 BP shots from mutant is crazy

[compact knoll]

even a full m4 is shit above 50 meters

[fast garden]

skill issue ig

the m4 is like

[stark torrent]

i shot a naked guy yesterday with 4 m61 because the 2 shots hit his arm instead

[fast garden]

the most ezmode gun ever

[stark torrent]

crazy

[fast garden]

i ran at a guy with my melee and he had to shoot me in my class 5 armor 10 times with m61

arms man

lmao

[compact knoll]

m4 is ass damage

ak is even wrose

i mean

[fast garden]

they are headshot/ez to get high pen ammo for guns

[compact knoll]

if it pend lvl 5 it wouldnt be that bad

[stark torrent]

its the arms yet again , shit just tanks too much damage

[compact knoll]

idk the hitboxes are weird

[stark torrent]

fucking AP ammo goes through multiple layers of steel and even concrete and in this game arms stop the velocity

like how is this even reasonable lol

[compact knoll]

half the times shooting thorax i somehow hit arms

[fast garden]

i still hate throat hitbox

still fraudulent

[stark torrent]

Americans discharge their 9mm by mistake and the bullet goes through 3 house walls but in Tarkov an AP Rifle bullet gets stopped by arms

[fast garden]

american houses are also made of sheets of paper

[stark torrent]

well i assume they are stronger than arms

[compact knoll]

i still dont know dude

[fast garden]

honestly

[compact knoll]

for a realism shooter tanknig 7 rounds of 9x39 is a bit too much no?

[fast garden]

its not a realism shooter

[compact knoll]

sir

hardcore wipe

[fast garden]

so?

[compact knoll]

legit what nikita wants it to be

[fast garden]

vaseline on ur legs you run again

magic stims patch bullet holes

jump 3 meters into the air

it hasnt been a realism shooter for a good time

or ever really

just immersive

[compact knoll]

tanking 7 shots is criminal even for a casual games like cod

[fast garden]

i agree

assuming no class 6 armor

tarkov is my favorite arcade shooter

honestly

i think the thing that gets me most

the reason people even tank that much is side plates

i got into a fight with a guy who beamed the shit out of me last night

face to face

look at armor

front plate took one hit

left plate took two

right plate took one

and back plate was zerod

???

[compact knoll]

they should make bleeding stronger and frequenter

heavy bleed

bleeding on the ground

takes like 5 minutes to kill you?

???

how much is it actaully

[fast garden]

they already did that with heavy bleeds getting added

[compact knoll]

its so fucknig rare

[fast garden]

heavy bleeds kinda kill you quickly

[compact knoll]

and is still useless

[fast garden]

depends on what you get shot by

and vit level

[compact knoll]

0.9

by

uhhh

5

every 4 seconds

no not 5

7

1.5 damage every second

[fast garden]

that seems almost right

idk actually

[compact knoll]

yeah 5 minutes to kill

[fast garden]

is that not assuming full health?

[compact knoll]

yeah

full health

all limbs

[fast garden]

you dont get bleeds at full health so lets assume you shoot at a guy and take like 140 health off and give him a light and a heavy bleed

[compact knoll]

i mean

irl it kills in like 5 minutes

but realisticlly

[stark torrent]

also if u are medium / heavy injured , painkillers shouldnt disable the PMC cough audio

[compact knoll]

youre gonna be unconnsious after 2

maybe they will redo it with uncon state

[stark torrent]

shot a guy 15 times , he was mega hurt , managed to run away

Bro was in a corner in the cafe without any sound even tho he was bleeding his cock off

[fast garden]

imo, light vs strong pks would be good

morphine is strong and prevents that

propital is light and you still make noise

[compact knoll]

add fentanyl

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

maybe give some other things to differ between light and strong pks

[stark torrent]

steroid shot straight into the cock

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-scared-scary-flop-gif-8576938341887257950

[compact knoll]

sir come interchange sir

[fast garden]

erm

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-gif-19383676

[fast garden]

im gonna do my arena dailies

and then the two kaban/kollon guards

cuz it will give me max ref

then i join

buy sledgehammer

get defender 2

take two plates out

sell armor

50k for two class 5 plates

"we are removing class 5 and 6 from traders"

[compact knoll]

its ceramic tho

[fast garden]

so

its class 5

[compact knoll]

shittiest class 5

also traders still have class 5

[fast garden]

nikitas words not mine

[compact knoll]

fuck him what can i say

[fast garden]

25k for a class 5 throwaway plate is pretty good imo

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7y9sSmaets @stark torrent

[fast garden]

i hate this fucking game

i dont understand why some guns like the m4 are just allowed to reload fucking instantly

and others feel like im geriatric putting the mag in

i love the g36 but man

reload any faster?

first time on the newest arena map

ehh

another one sided pos map

do they actually ever do anything with the ets

[stark torrent]

no , i even forgot ets exists

they dont even do announcements about it

[fast garden]

there was one time they did

but yeah

literally never

im pretty sure it gets updates?

idk tho

like is there some special discord/forum page for people with ets access that just no one knows about

i might load into it to see but idk

im not sure what would even be in the ets

[compact knoll]

no it just dead

[fast garden]

oh

whelp

nikita update ets so i can shoot people with lever action

[little flame]

BOYS

im getting the true intel experience

my pc just crashed because my intel 14700k was at a cool 97 celcius

holy fk

[fast garden]

[little flame]

nah genuinely why tf is intel so garbage

jesus christ i need amd cpu aswell but gotta motherboard change

[fast garden]

are you deadass

wait 8 min for queue

walk 20 ft from spawn

beamed by schimitty

mfw

he then dies instantly to another two guys

[stark torrent]

fat L lately, try to sell it and get urself smth else

that shit sucked

[fast garden]

i think its funny that ref 4 buys things for more than mechanic

[little flame]

Ye

Intel is straight dogshit wtf

[stark torrent]

fuck Jason's mother

[ancient marsh]

those who know

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/logicaisoiution/status/1938616272167875008?s=46

LogicalSolutions (@LogicaISoIution)

#EscapeFromTarkov ** Survey Rewards **

Completing the current in-game survey rewards you with a MCC and GPS-A; both of which can be utilized in your Hideout. https://t.co/4ZqUeNZ8oa

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jun 27, 2025, 3:11 PM

for those that cant be fucked to grind labs

[stark torrent]

naked cheater dies to Killa because he only went in with a 30 round AK 74 U

he brings a 60 rounder now

[fast garden]

i will head out for now guys good luck in cheaterville

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

i am coughing so damn much and family is getting ready to leave

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-coffee-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-17671410240397805630

[fast garden]

deadass i will die of tb while they are gone

[stark torrent]

thee's eyes after 5 coughs

[fast garden]

dead to kollontay

[ancient marsh]

wtf is that m4

[fast garden]

agony

thats what

[compact knoll]

what if we jerked each other off in 11sr

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-sir-gif-22367921

[ancient marsh]

Tony Stark adapting to his mistakes headass

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

me when i make stuff up

[stark torrent]

if event if tommorow , there is pre wipe

rn marked rooms have 5x loot

[fast garden]

oh whayt

ok

[stark torrent]

https://x.com/LVNDMARK_tv/status/1938681547302834503

LVNDMARK (@LVNDMARK_tv)

The wipe cometh soon

X · Jun 27, 2025, 7:31 PM

[fast garden]

holy shit

imma go to lightkeeper rq

more than enough

[fast garden]

10 min queue

die to a prestige 2 lvl 41 guy sitting in a random ass bush with a thermal g28 and quads

he tanked like 2 pbp headshots

go night time and die to front gl in a place he has never shot me before

k

[fast garden]

i just looted lk island

walk off island

server connection lost

put in stash with everything

thank you mr nikita i bet someone was camping me

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/aaxbRm

ok

[verbal herald]

arena lowkey annoying as fuck when you lose 1m bc you lost some games

[fast garden]

yeah

i dont like anything that isnt last hero for that reason

[winged mica]

Wait

Is Tarkov 1.0 out

I have been living under the rock yes yes

[zinc spade]

no, but will be later this year

here's the roadmap if you wanna look at it

[soft coral]

God bless fuck this piece of shit game

[verbal herald]

go into woods to try to get the stupid fucking Jager info, get shot by dickhead with a sniper.

Go into woods at night with nvgs, using most of my money to scramble an okay kit together. Get shot by a dickhead with a sniper who has quad nvgs

I have died like 10 times doing this task I'm gonna suck start a shotgun

[soft coral]

[verbal herald]

like bro

you have 10k hours in this game why are you hanging around a fucking airplane at night 😭😭

[zinc spade]

skill issue, just dodge their bullets

[fast garden]

bc loot grows from trees on the map and unfortunately theres some half decent spawns in that wreckage

[verbal herald]

maaaaaaaaaan

today been the worst day of this game yet

I'm down like 1.5m

[fast garden]

it only gets marginally worse from here pal i wish you luck

[verbal herald]

I can't wait!

[zinc spade]

me too, i made some terrible choices with the marked keys and im broke now

[verbal herald]

I'm gonna pretend like I know what a marked key is

(what is it)

[zinc spade]

a key that gives some very good stuff, but its very expensive

it got buffed recently

[verbal herald]

ahh

I've been trying to unlock the secure container from arena but I ran out of money so I'm working on some other stuff atm

[verbal herald]

what is this from lmao

[fast garden]

its tigz

streamer

[verbal herald]

ahh

[crystal musk]

artyom is cracked confirmed?

[stark torrent]

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/romanian-anti-air-romania-anti-air-gif-25843679

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent sir, wake up, sir, its time, sir

[stark torrent]

hello sir

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-meme-insanity-losing-my-mind-losing-it-gif-26696523

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1388486042025332907/Overheatedthicksynthetic_82149c_11766488.mp4?ex=686127e5&is=685fd665&hm=1209c52e529a2d0301ad59b8fae2da631d963352d3b575188980eff9f4d8c0b6&

[fast garden]

nightmare building wtf

[compact knoll]

hop on interchange bbg

[stark torrent]

but sir that is simply your average eastern european block

[fast garden]

bro walked in a circle in an abandoned building to get to his room

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/heise-walter-we-are-done-when-i-say-we-are-done-saul-saul-goodman-gif-23923169

[fast garden]

game is wiping any minute now

surely

i wish i could buy btc from flea man

i want to just prestige

[fast garden]

but no btc to send over

[native crypt]

there is the mechanic barter but its very expensive

[fast garden]

non factor

but can only do 1 every several hours

[native crypt]

suffer i guess

https://tenor.com/view/eating-food-eat-tarkov-eating-scav-eating-gif-25400026

[fast garden]

true

24 slots to send shit over

can barely send anything

mfw

[stark torrent]

shut up man

[fast garden]

we got like 2 weeks tops

[ancient marsh]

"focus on gun head, mate. Hope this helps "

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven

finally?

[glacial haven]

chances are low

my dma board firmware is officially signed, looks like your average network card lmao

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

even copied the device id and driver api

and that will become the standard then

[compact knoll]

wait you have a dma board

did you use it for cheating or just other shit

[ancient marsh]

so there's gonna maybe be 1 good weekend

[glacial haven]

i have several, lambda concept screamer m.2, lambda concept squirrel, x1

[glacial haven]

initially for cheating because it was a new concept to me

but they are now just collecting dust

[compact knoll]

dont you need a second pc for it too

[glacial haven]

yeah

[compact knoll]

shit is crazy expensive

[glacial haven]

i mean, i have several i can use but i used my notebook back then

[glacial haven]

it's alright

one card is in the ballpark of like 400 - 500€

[compact knoll]

sir thats a lot of money

[fast garden]

i have 65 taigas

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1380417879282946180/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_2.gif

[compact knoll]

https://x.com/Cocaoo_/status/1895570504612041044

Cocao (@Cocaoo_)

60 SEC OF TARKOV IN 2025

#EscapefromTarkov
#tarkov

X · Feb 28, 2025, 8:23 PM

[fast garden]

guys if you can watch flea market

go to taigas

trust

[ancient marsh]

https://girlcockx.com/Cocaoo_/status/1895570504612041044

Cocao (@Cocaoo_)

60 SEC OF TARKOV IN 2025
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︀︀#EscapefromTarkov
︀︀#tarkov

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girlcockx · Feb 28, 2025, 8:23 PM

[glacial haven]

many of the exploits posted on uc are detected

or well

it's tarkov, might be detected

[ancient marsh]

might as well make it impregnate the user wtf

[fast garden]

fucking literally lmfao

[ancient marsh]

infects the recepient with HIV

it's insane the exploits in this game

tf2 had at most like

aimbot lol

[stark torrent]

ye but since tf2 only had hit detection

cover was useless

for the sniper spinbots

[fast garden]

i still have 50 mil

guys

list shit for me to buy

im gonna prestige and burning it on the flea

[compact knoll]

game is crazy shit man

that shit shouldnt even be possible

[stark torrent]

aight gimme a sec

after this raid

might as well

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden one minute

im the brokest one here

I DESERVE IT MORE

[fast garden]

i literally just burnt 70 mil on 83 taigas to sell them at half trader price

still have 50

mil

[ancient marsh]

that's 70 mil i could have had

smh

[stark torrent]

its insane how me and artyom ran into the same cheating homosexual 5 times now

[glacial haven]

I mean, they barely do their due diligence when it comes to server-side verification

[stark torrent]

naked with SVT , bro nades himself at the start of the raid

if no Killa in raid

its crazyyyyy

we found his body 3 times

and one time he aimbotted us

smae guy

we changed servers and ran into him again

he naded himself agai

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

the game of all time folks

[ancient marsh]

literally 5 people playing tarkov this late in wipe

[fast garden]

how are you poor you are lvl 55

[ancient marsh]

uuuuh bad luck with loot + fir hideout changes

[fast garden]

💀

true

standard

[ancient marsh]

i dont even know where tf money is anymore

nothing is worth anything

[stark torrent]

ammo flipping and factory sell all on scav

[ancient marsh]

I AM NOT FLIPPING AMMO

FUCK YOU CUCK

[fast garden]

ammo flipping is pennies

[ancient marsh]

yeah man fir hideout isn't bad, the economy is fine, JUST SIT IN HIDEOUT AND FLIP ITEMS LOL

[stark torrent]

tarkov back then : level up traders to get good ammo and attachements for guns and armomr

tarkov now : level up traders to flip ammo and gunsmith parts on flea

[ancient marsh]

🖕🏿

[compact knoll]

sir some money for the poor

[ancient marsh]

iedy didnt you unironically make an argument that fir hideout didnt fuck the economy because flipping exists

[fast garden]

we loot big bucks at woods btr camp, various streets keys, woods rare spawns, and on every scav raid

just buy and sell radar commandant keys for like

2 mil or sum

[stark torrent]

it kind of balanced itself out , you cant sell random junk for high anymore for hideout , but u can flip ammo you dont use / unlocked later and others dont have it

[ancient marsh]

maybe i played cursed servers but i found FUCKALL in rare spawns on woods

or i would fight like 15 players

and im only slightly exaggerating

legit like 3 wipes ago i would find like at least 3-4 gold chains in swamp village

dogshit fucking game 💀

[fast garden]

i only go directly to woods rare spawns on my scav

[ancient marsh]

yeah but it didnt balance it out cause fucking sitting there flipping IS BOOOORING

ITS NOT EVEN GAMEPLAY

[fast garden]

if i spawn near on pmc i check but if you try to go places on pmc like that you gotta fight

[ancient marsh]

YOURE JUST PLAYING FUCKING FOREX STOCK TRADING

[fast garden]

btr camp is goat ez money

[stark torrent]

idk man i made most of my mid - late money stacks through literally flipping ammo without playing the game i guess cause i was bored

otherwise , scav runs help as well , the train depot on woods has mad stacks

[stark torrent]

that is a problem in itself that bsg refuses to fix with a simple line of code

[ancient marsh]

by just buffing loot>?

or removing flipping

[fast garden]

both

[stark torrent]

both

[ancient marsh]

knowing bsg they will just fix flipping

[fast garden]

or they introduce a new loot spot that is busted op for all of 3 weeks again

are you guys gonna list commandant keys or whayt

i want to prestige

[ancient marsh]

yeah yeah gimme minute

logging in

what's good to rmt

thru u

[fast garden]

or sthurman keys

buy for like 100k

sell for well over a mil

[ancient marsh]

why them specifically?

[fast garden]

high base cost low flea price so tax is not evil

[little flame]

thanks

[fast garden]

sthurman keys may be better

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden

i list them for 900k

ready

?

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

shturman key

[little flame]

shturmen

[fast garden]

yeah itss not like anyone else will buy them

and if they do ez free money

[native crypt]

stirman

[ancient marsh]

yeah but if you dont

im out half my stash

LOOOOOOOOKA

[fast garden]

[little flame]

one shturman many shturmen

[ancient marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/931627162124050442/1388514478986891347/bgf8f8f8-flat750x075f-pad750x1000f8f8f8.png?ex=68614261&is=685ff0e1&hm=a2c60c72538aebe7fd81a49aef09f8fae5efddd82f81ac067653efaaf7909452&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=594&height=792

sank u so muc

[little flame]

i feel you brother

[fast garden]

go buy my pack

and sell them then

[fast garden]

who the hell is stasyakut1

[ancient marsh]

btw did they improve stash autosort function logic?

[compact knoll]

any other good no invite forums

want to explore this a bit

[stark torrent]

ok @fast garden what do i put on an dhow much

[fast garden]

what keys you get

[stark torrent]

ughh let me see

[fast garden]

like just whatever you can afford ig

i need to sell more of my stash

[glacial haven]

Nah, usually people keep their stuff behind closed doors

mpgh and uc are the biggest ones

[ancient marsh]

can you not paint gun in EFT yet?

[compact knoll]

do me next do me next

[fast garden]

not yet

[stark torrent]

@fast garden i put a yellow keycard for 10 mil

[compact knoll]

mpgh?

[stark torrent]

for 999

[compact knoll]

god bless the chinese

[ancient marsh]

DONALD TRUMP "SMALL LOAN OF A MILLION DOLLARS" MOMENT

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/961687761151221773/1371436905668939836/attachment78789798.gif

[glacial haven]

yeah

[compact knoll]

thank you thank you thank you

[ancient marsh]

BILLIONAIRE GETTING PAYCHECK PROTECTION PROGRAM MONEY IN COVID MOMENT

[ancient marsh]

YOOOOO

[stark torrent]

@fast garden THANK You thank you thank you

if u have more money imma put another one

[fast garden]

yeah

im gonna like

vendor all my shit here in a moment

like 3k+ of damn near every ap round

[compact knoll]

ive been thinking of doing this shit for money some long time ago

[ancient marsh]

tarkov needs SIGNIFICANT menu improvements

like for example

i filter for rigs in trader

[compact knoll]

but shit is too expensive for me tbh

[ancient marsh]

then price check that rig on flea

[stark torrent]

ok i put another one for 999

[ancient marsh]

press escape

it removes the rigs filter

[glacial haven]

You'll need to learn quite a bit to be successful

[stark torrent]

sank yo sir

[compact knoll]

i rmt'd before tbf, but idk if im willing to spend money on it without knowing if i will get anything back

[glacial haven]

I mean, firstly you will need to learn on how to reverse engineer stuff, like actual reverse engineering, not just reading javascript or something but actually dissecting binaries using ghidra, binary cutter or idea

[compact knoll]

but what for?

[glacial haven]

I mean, how do you plan on making money doing anything related to this?

Just buying boards, refunding them and reselling them?

Or actual cheat development

[compact knoll]

by rmt i mean selling roubles/items in tarkov

[compact knoll]

isnt that basiccaly fraud

[glacial haven]

How am I supposed to know what you were talking about

And yes, it is

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

forgot you need 20 mil to prestige

lmfao

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

good thing i have 3k of every decent ammo

i should sell to fence actually

[compact knoll]

i mean

its an interesting path

but i dont think im smart enough for that shit

[fast garden]

i have sold like 6k rounds to fence

and seen none pop up

[stark torrent]

@fast garden you want 20 mil ?

i can send them back if u want to prestige

[fast garden]

no dw lmfao

wip

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

WAIT

they added recipes to water collector?

[fast garden]

i have more money again

[stark torrent]

another yellow for 10 ?

[fast garden]

i have so fucking much

still

[ancient marsh]

ALO?

[fast garden]

trader resets are annoying

they cause that

[stark torrent]

damn this lu bu fenxian is a great guy

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

these auto sell bots are great

[ancient marsh]

yo why cant i forward into this channel frrom official tarkov disc?

[fast garden]

i list 61 propital and they get purchased instantly at 40k

[fast garden]

what are you listing sir

[stark torrent]

official tarkov has very strict rules

they dont allow a lot of shit

commies

[ancient marsh]

damn

[compact knoll]

didnt list anything

[ancient marsh]

im gonna post new ak and m4 animations

[compact knoll]

let me do it once i get out

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

tank you tank you tank you

[stark torrent]

sure

[ancient marsh]

size limit

[fast garden]

like us two

[ancient marsh]

YOUR MOTHER

[stark torrent]

Xalrider paracord urself

Off Reserve dome

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

Me going to prapor asking for 1 rpg and 1 impact grenade again

[ancient marsh]

tarkov equivalent of cheapest shotgun and 1 shotgun shell

[fast garden]

sll error as i am selling my thicc cases

[compact knoll]

sir your cheapest lvl 4 rig an an rpk

@fast garden

[fast garden]

whole stash obliterated

i can still burn like 60m

lmao

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/serhat-food-fett-fat-gruselgrotte-gif-22243411

[compact knoll]

tank you sir

tank you tank you tank

[stark torrent]

tank battery for 20 mil ?

[fast garden]

lol

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

bro are you fucking kidding me

[stark torrent]

thank yo

[ancient marsh]

reroll "contribute 4200 points to win score on checkpoint as assault"

get that but 4800 points now

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

horrid daily

[stark torrent]

aight i have 112 mil ggs

and i died every single raid so far

[fast garden]

big profit today yes yes

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/thank-you-thank-you-bro-how-i-thank-bro-fantasy-challenge-thank-you-tiktok-gif-7839145224229268701

god bless xi jin pin

[fast garden]

bro is doing tiny tiny money trades

[stark torrent]

he is stupid

[stark torrent]

then you hear the earrape tts at the end

[fast garden]

okie we prestiged

dropped friend a mechanism with sp6

sold everything

prestiged

time for woods

[ancient marsh]

LOOOOOOOOOK

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral

and he's doing the tactic of the people who say things like this

this guy is sitting in tunnels

[soft coral]

Yoo

[ancient marsh]

arena audio still sucks ass

someone shooting you in the back from 1m away

and they sound like they are across the street inside a building

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll im done sir

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1385645326567735537/gunheadpng.gif

[stark torrent]

play all day through cheaters to see boss once and bullets do 0 dmg

49%

[compact knoll]

sir but what else do i do today

[stark torrent]

idk imma take a break now

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-gun-spin-gif-26539097

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1385645326567735537/gunheadpng.gif

[compact knoll]

give me your acc i will farm for you idfk anymore

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1299932899113566218/SHTU_UP_SPRINGS.gif

[verbal herald]

10am

time to play more tarkov

surely I will get that stupid fucking task on woods done today

[ancient marsh]

which one

[verbal herald]

the one where you gotta get the encrypted document from underneath the hunting stand near the plane crash.

[ancient marsh]

oh introduction

where are you from

and how is your ping to russia servers

[verbal herald]

The task itself is easy I just keep dying to people who are good at this game 😭

[ancient marsh]

maybe we do it together

since ur new

[verbal herald]

I'm from USA and I'm not sure how my ping would be

[ancient marsh]

ah

i think my NA ping is PLAYABLE maybe

like 180

[compact knoll]

he is gonna make you play thru steam vc

dont listen to him

[ancient marsh]

no

i have discord vc now

fuck you artem

eat shit

[verbal herald]

We can give it a try if you want!! But I can probably do it by myself. I'm just gonna run at it with pistols lol

[ancient marsh]

nah that sounds boring + i wanna play too

[verbal herald]

gotcha

[ancient marsh]

give me like 5 minutes

[verbal herald]

sounds good, appreciate it

[compact knoll]

ill join

[ancient marsh]

my servers

@verbal herald add me in game

same name as here

[verbal herald]

ok

added

[ancient marsh]

wait @compact knoll where is the tarkov vc here

@stark torrent alo

[compact knoll]

cucked from it

[ancient marsh]

whar

@verbal herald join lobby 6 in vc

[verbal herald]

okay

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral

https://tenor.com/view/pfft-trying-not-to-laugh-laughing-holding-laugh-covering-laugh-gif-10899551814881068905

[soft coral]

Aha

[fast garden]

hilarious second raid of prestege

[verbal herald]

it's been rough

[fast garden]

what the hell is this and why is it lowkey cool

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @verbal herald tell me how the factory raid went afterr

[compact knoll]

small boy left

[ancient marsh]

what

[verbal herald]

I gotta go to the store

[ancient marsh]

ah lol

i was ready too

lvl 6 plates

[verbal herald]

thank you for the help fellas

[ancient marsh]

i always gear up to the max on that quest

and i NEVER meet anyone

ive never had problems with that quest and always prepare to the max for it lol

[fast garden]

mexico filter

[ancient marsh]

i have altyn on but no UI

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1388597164607012984/romapa-11.mp4?ex=68618f62&is=68603de2&hm=d738a8cdbf70b2f345b20ea6dd05d83cab9a1b529ab9a52c11efd2bbf54e21f0& @stark torrent

this m4 is criminal

[ancient marsh]

this is u mfs farming killa end of wipe