#💣tarkov-released
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I was about to say something that would get me banned and puton a watchlist
CEASE THE FREAK
whats the meme
Last thing you see before getting headshotted 15 seconds after spawning
or you find him dead at a spawn and then realize killa is not in raid
coincidence i am sure
@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral
bro tigz server is fucking wild

we did NOT need to know that
bro just told a fun fact
fr
what th eufk
@stark torrent
got early look at the christmas update pogchamp
AWWWWWW MAAAAAAATE
@stark torrent bro you just made a random chinese hacker so happy
you paid for his dinner tonight

i spawned next to transit so its ok , two man ran past me
next raid however artyom got domed by an 80h account that had a full kit

this is my way of dealing with anger
@stark torrent
got a mil from that raid
not czechtv
💞 Love calculator
KILLA + Kiba security guard = 28%
fake
💞 Love calculator
KILLA + Goshan Security Guard = 18%
💞 Love calculator
KILLA + oli = 54%
💞 Love calculator
KILLA + Idea = 61%
at this point just kiss each other
2 bros chillign in a hot tub 5 feet apart 'cuz they're not gey
he was in fact in idea
Fartizan
are we stopping for ice cream?
May god save his soul cause at this point i dont know what will
no family
God doesn't save the ones that aren't worthy
go get monster
come back
neighbour starts drilling the walls on the apartment above
@hallow stream @compact knoll @stark torrent
GOD BLESS
I'm wishing him things right now that would break the geneva convention rules
who cares

No Life Final Boss
Its him
John tarkov
@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll we are getting the Romanian Skeleton Key to open the doors
Guaranteed just a cutscene for one dogshit quest
yeah i think so too ngl
I don't think it will even get that far
Man I cant wait for next wipe to stash a bullshit letter on factory for 60 seconds
Cus my pmc has arthritis or some shit idk

If the trailer doesn't have nikita failing a water bucket clutch on hardcore mode I dont care


guaranteed they nerf 545 because of it
we can never have anything nice 
or its not gonna be on flea or sth
ye it was confiremd in the previous shorts
the KORD series
The 762 aek would be nice to
Unfortunately you are likely correct
545 is gonna get the 9x21 treatment

I would like more high rof 545 guns than just the AEK but it’ll be so nice to see it here
I mean 5.45 will fall off rapidly mid wipe , they have to add the 7.62 version as well
tbf i could see the 5.45 being meh and the 7.62 being godly

One thing
Ammo availability
Find one single box of BP/BS/PPBS/7n40
120 bullets

Sadly Korund at lvl 3 prapor :
Just click heads
Shoreline
I've been there
@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral
freshly stolen meme for you guys
@fast garden
simple reserve tricks
UAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
UAAAAAAAAHHHHHH
will this be included in 1.0?
it's available now
just queue up asia

STREAMERS IN RAID: 1
Aha ty 
@soft coral increased chances of meeting the rare and elusive flying chinese man when there is a boss event going on
nihao nihao i dropa gpyu
Dudes 6 months late
@stark torrent wake up sir its time
"skittles and battery acid" is unironically close
my team has allergy to the points
0
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sub 80iq fucking mongoloids in my team
someone told me in tarkov official discord that you can solo carry checkpoint so you are wrong heh
🤓
im not that good of a player
i mean
your probably could
but you need to be very good
and enemies need to be retarded and not capture
i dont think you would have enough ammo
i mean you can replenish
no?
does raptar give tighter spread btw?
tower thingy
no i dont think it gives accurracy
unless you mean like
hipfire recoil control
then yeah it should 
this shit yeah
yeah i think it does
rodentdowneyjr
@stark torrent sir wake up sir
it's sunday
bro is not going anywhere except chilling
or doing 25 hours of unpair labour
I know that yard
geolocating you as we speak
that countryside air
I can smell this picture
he's in the bushes
Lil bro and his ability to sense buff men
@stark torrent bulgaria is the type of country where
you can loan someone some money
and THEN they get mad that you want that money back
Glory to Bulgaria
ayo
not at all
tommorow 6 hour patch
lets see what they adding then
its good to be home
10 hits
i still think aimpunch should be removed
in every arena fight you die to arthritis
you just stare at the ceiling
cause someone hit u once
Shit mechanic
I want it obliterated
@stark torrent killa
KVKYLVX1C73KEB7S46aU
calm down with the bomb codes
@compact knoll how goes the total Killa death
95
Good hope you get it done before the next update
if i ever get banned for either of the following: racism, homophobia, threats of violence, threats of murder, genocidal speech, threats of kidnapping
then it was 100% aimed at AA12 users in arena @compact knoll @soft coral @stark torrent @fast garden

i love doing enforcer shotgun
shit is so op
actually spreading HIV through the screen
shit is crazy
that guy had a fucking Maska on
i was doing enforcer headshots

Not even an option lmfao
It would bounce right off
9mm rip vector on equator is so good too

spawn at emercom
wait
kill lvl 29 questing
leave raid
look at his profile
he doenst gear up for the next one
it's done
he was broken
i wanted to use PBP so i would have a better chance at penning helmets on enforcer
...best you can use is AP6.3

16.6 is tomorrow patch right?
Yes
holding keybind for transition
audio changes kek
BALANCING CHANGES TOP KEK
AI ADJUSTMENTS OMEGAKEK
Man
its already done
I'll be honest
I miss calisthenics
it changes nothing
on some bars
shut up man you are weak and fragile
me stronk sperm
flashlight nerf 
Certified interchange moment
Lowkey calisthetnics is SO fun compared to a gym
!topic
@ancient marsh
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
@soft coral
-1 player +1 cheater

ok
you check that guys profile next time
he will have a maska helm with killa visor
and a loud FAL
audio engine improvements
how much are you willing to bet they will extend the update time
i magdump 2 guys with ash 12 in 2nd floor of interchange
ARtyom doesnt hear anything in goshan
earlier when I was coming home from store
I saw one of these rolling coal on the street
my build for assault
i got like 15 kills in 3 minutes with this on last hero when i finished my enforcer headshots
god enforcer sucks fucking cock and slurps the balls

day 1 of wipe ahh build
i can see this in csgo community market for 30 cents

btw why are some parts not fucking paintable 
thank god the yap sesh got cut off

idk mate try aim gun at head
hope this helps
impossible
every hit your pmc goes retarded
and scope shifts from head to knees
refer to this clip
he killed a guy that killed a cheater
2 juicy m4s
we got ww3 before tarkov 1.0
the steps at the end is the guy actually teleporting in front of you 
wait wtf im goated
Yooo yooo
young man
you know what to do
do a flip beforehand
its fine
OnlyScavs
@stark torrent where are you sir
das me
Arena seeems poo poo?
its ok for some quick fun and gives u a good boost early wipe
only last hero and checkpoint modes tho , 5v5 is ass
Ref trader from arena has insane stuff for EFT
like m61 ammo , BP , SP6 + full guns etc
I've seen the rooms are kinda nutty.
and u can even buy full zabralo
I dunno I feel like EFT should be a lil bit more survivally
yeah but it seems in order to keep arena relevant they made the trader op af
But hey, I'd be lying if I said I wasn't in PvE this last wipe
I wonder what they'll do for 1.0 (If we get 1.0) in terms of wipes, or if they'll have seasonal servers and persistent ones
they will probably keep the same stuff overall
nikita said wipes are important for PvP at least
game dies after 3-4 months usually
this one is a 6 month wipe already and the maps feel dead
a lot of people even got prestige 2 at this point so they definetely took a break
1.0 is probably coming in december or next year
I'm interested to see what they change I'd be happy with a quest shake up. What server do you guys usually play on?
im on NA but i play pvp
level 25 rn havent played in a long ass time tryna push my way thru some ragman quests to unlock decent trader armor
Usually i'm PvP but just didn't have the itch this time around. I can get pretty good ping on West Coast NA servers
I only want to want with @ancient marsh
Kill yourself
I love it when you talk dirty to me Daddy.
got pinged literally at the exact time you took the shots lol
always has been

patch notes
@ancient marsh @compact knoll @fast garden
Tarkov RAT UPDATE
I mean
Id rather they fix the map
Since the swap from winter to spring
A lot of spots have tiny bushes that are actually the size of massive ones
And look small but have big collision
Item search in stash
I'm gonna combust
I am in public but idc
Its going on the pedestrians
pinning tasks as wel god bless
no more searching through 15 interchange tasks to see my shoreline task
Auto currency convert
They fixed smoke nade bug
Gog bles
What's the buhg
Maybe red dot thermal?
COPE
the ingame FLIR should have 32 fps ( FLIR RS 32 ) but it has 23 ingame i think

Fixed the operation of bonuses from the Hideout Management skill;
The vortex or whatever the name has 11 hz in red hot

ah that dogshit yeah its horrible
and its what
500k?
Did you actually cut out prigo
does he know the game is updating
ye it was 9h ago
bro cant even play tarkov normally
cursed
soon BSG will drop australian servers as they are no longer financially worth it
and Pestily will combust
god bless
i wonder if the pestilizer will move to a real country then
Brazil™
I thought they used to before
I did psychp sniper and guide like this
Не совсем.
эщкере фром Краков это произведения искусства. . такого что аж из ушей идет кровь, когда речь заходит об регистрации урона.
almost as if ive been saying this for 3+ years
sir we do not care
zip it
Not really. Eskere from Krakow is a work of art... so much so that it makes your ears bleed when it comes to recording the damage.
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Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English


post the original

Holy shit, there are a lot of fly-by-nights here
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Translated from :flag_ru: Russian to :flag_gb: English

Yes
so
that was out of spite
i still hated the game with every fiber of my being
@stark torrent the rest of the world:oh no what will happen between israel and iran
balkans:mate how the fuck am I gonna pay the bills and get groceries with this shitty salary
we do not care
thing is , this might affect us globally to some extent as israel and iran deal with the global petrol
so shit might slowly get a bit more expensive
- iran wants to do a blocakde to one of the important trade routes
man i love Earth
this lobby sucks
we chose the most toxic lobby
god bless
at this point just start the third world war and nuke half the planet
its a circus anyway
kinda excited to witness what happens
either way Bulgaria roads will look like it was nuked 3 times overr

ballistic missile testing
some roads here havent been properly paved since the early 2000s
@compact knoll
what did i tell you
too bad yesterday i forgot to buy all the goggles and re-sell them today
bagamias pula

what the fuck man
???????
no shot
the glasses have neg stats now
what the fuck lmfao
this is an ancient bug btw
one that has gotten me many times
bc its WAYYY faster healing unarmed
either im trippin or idk
i really really want to know if this means lpvos dont have bullshit sensitivity modifiers on them anymore
s&b pm2
cutting me to 1/3 of sensitivity
this is the best change
everybody shat on reach until halo 4 and 5 arrived
we didnt know how well we had it
reach was gas and people didnt even know
i played the SHIT out of reach
verybadscav is testing light changes
good good
the gaswelder glasses fucking nuke flashlights
i rly wanna see teh results + audio as well
lmfao
yes they are now 300k on flea
and u cant buy them from traders

those things are gonna be like
yesterday i wanted to fill my stash with them and sell them today
i forgot
No shit they added this community thing and they didnt even say in patchnotes
where the boss is 100%
yoooo
HOLY SHIT
NIKITA IS LOCKING THE FUCK IN
theres so many fucking amazing changes lately

are we sure it isnt like a
event thing?
didnt they post tagila picture recently
jesus christ i forget that very bad scav is a retard
and the LOD is fucked indeed
i can see underground
him testing scope sensitivity is him zooming in and out with smooth zoom

absolute fucking troglodyte
guess i gotta test this myself
oh man
Reserve after hurricane Katrina
dude the whole map is fucking invisible
holy shit you can see everyone
how to do X thing in Tarkov
please dont just uninstall
/the building that looks over the playground
farm scavs
sell gaswelders for 300k
jessekazam threw a nade in a room across in resort
shit explodes and sounds like my car exploded outside
jesus
jesse throws m67
forgets they launch 400 feet
john B glasses give 25%
blows up in other wing
so those are gonna be 300k too
i bet theres some other glasses that are also good
i went fence i bought ULTRA medical and Kiba key for 100k
imma sell them for 400
ughm
ok they removed the impact nades from prap
-6 % that is reatarded
these could be halved
fucking helmets dont have that
they are a little aggressive
they should have been no penalty for the 10 percent
like 1 percent ergo for anything between 10-20%
2%ergo for 20-30
and then 3 percent for anything above that
aka gaswelders
bc i understand why they are trying to do
but christ
-7 percent ergo is nuts
that is so dumb lol
the short fuse f1s are no longer on traders
gas welders -7 btw
rocket launcher is still there though
why would it leave
@fast garden we will be forced to snipe like airwingmarine
throw all your head gear on the ground for max ergo , then pick it up

yes
what a nonce
100% boss
instead of tardhead very bad scav
they have been rotating xal
this is just a menu icon so its easy to tell
yes every week a boss is 100% and another 49%
Clueless

tho they kept Killa 49%
and now sanitar is 49
i think all bosses will go 49% eventually one by one
for the entire week?
yes whole week
pogchamp
it got hungry
Killa was 100% me and artyom had mega lobbies on interchange
we killed 10 players between us
it was insane
all the 1x have the same mouse sens
lord
yeah
this is nice
i tested all and its consistent
tac 30 has lowest zoom so at 4x or whatever it is the same as vudu at the same zoom basically
but vudu at max is slower
and pm 2 is slower at its max because it has more zoom
so it all functions how it should
and all the same at 1x
god bless cant wait for this change to break flares
i prefer something like this
were it only not offcenter
it makes it better
Thats cope
lmfao
He says it like that every time so
Okay I’m seeing a LOT of people saying that this is genuinely the best the audio has ever been
I got ran down by some glukhar guards in my test raid
And the sound was really good
when you touched up the 1.9tdi a bit and go to race with the newbies from f1
@stark torrent
holy shit it wiped
If only
they should wipe for 1.0 and make the game corrupt your storage

game wipes for 1.0 and activates the Mossad charges placed in your graphics cards 5 years ago when you bought them

bad day to be literate
SloppyPawjob
MANNN
I should've named myself femboymilk
Missed opportunity
Lord strike Ivan down
What do u want
dumbass cat

god bless 8 years
sometimes, I think, Damirka secretly raid with us in PvE like a rockstar dev as npc in gta online
wait arre u broke
or isi t bugged
broke
to be fair it works as intended
so far so good
the search invetory is godly
u can search keys

very naise
ive had so many instances of me
forgetting a key needed for quest
like a reserve key
and then i woould go thru my inventory at a later date
and i had like 3 of them
Come interchange bro
just come interchange thee and defend me from players
i look for killa , you shoot anything that moves

goodness
and u can move better and dodge instead of tanking

if i can do sbih i can make myself do the rest
Fellas when you see "sbih" do you say shooter born in heaven or sbeeh in your head
🥀
zbih as ivan says it
iedy died to killa 🥀 💔
m61 - 50 damage , 150 to armor
how
what armor
sir he is the most armored boss in the game
man texture flickering is so bad in this game
spawnkilled on lh for one sbih
other guy tosses himself to mines
literally me
thats why people dont use loud guns
so dumb
@soft coral
baby listen , by the time he is grown up my crypto investments will triple we gonna live in a mansion
trust
@compact knoll
i dont see interchange
:3

sir im gonna have to ask you to enter the friendship camp of reeducation
Need bloodofsniper to check the database for your name
the database?
what's your PMC per raid though
0.74 is still pretty good
mine is 0.91 but it'll always be skewed because of running for Killa and questing
everyones will be. its the game
i mean, killa is slightly different
but only if you start rotting away and using like no armor headset svd
when im active i play streets raids like killa farmers play interchange
beeline boss
hoover and leave
streets just has hella high density of scavs
yup
I stopped playing two weeks into wipe after I got to level 41 and realized I had to do all of the Test drives for kappa, it's not that bad but the fact that I have to play lighthouse and streets just completely turned me off the game.
Hopefully they make it any target instead of PMCs but I doubt it
it's a cool map, but 20 pmcs with that shitty gun is just terrible
honestly i think the sight you have to run on it makes a decent gun feel terrible
I'm still doing punisher on lighthouse because I really didn't want to do it 😭
i use PE ammo though
It shoots just a bit high, it's so terrible
There's still some time to get prestige, but I'm not sure I want to play any more Tarkov now that I played ARC raiders, it's so much better.
and maybe spending 4000 hours on one game is enough.
yeah im pushing my last like 10ish tasks for kappa to prestige before this upcoming wipe
bolt actions are rarely enjoyable for me therefor here i am doing sbih
they broke siracha again.
The what
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
i shidded myself
I swear i cant even see him there
he stands up like
2 meters in front of me
and i lock eyes with the side of his head
in disbelief
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
20 min into raid btw
Yoo, a crosshair
We smashing monitors over pve now 
Maybe now he could hit whatever caused him to do that to his screen
Imagine paying for the most expensive version of the game and still sucking ass at it
And losing your monitor to it
Or just dont lose 
that is as sad as it can get
PVE is dog cause they just give the AI PMCs cracked aim
Yep and you can remake the jailbreak m4 now as well
27 recoil is back
I figured something was up when I could double scope an rd yesterday
all it takes is a bugged attachment to make the gun usable
good work BSG
I already really liked the gun
Bugged attachments make any gun feel like butter tho
That being said the base gun could use a buff to make it a little less jumpy
Bsg releasing a gun with more than 3 attachements challenge impossible
Also that
But I’m kinda okay with this one
Though maybe give us a little rail for light/grip
I think the velociraptor fills a niche with rifles that the RFB fills with dmrs
Cheap and can compete with top contenders but with limited attachment options and a mediocre stat package
i used tyhat gun and it sucks ass
it has 0 uses imo

mcx is just better
recoil or looks wise
or fire rate
F2000

theres that kobra mount
Pls no
Yeah but that sucks
Everybody knows that sucks
The take up 30% more of my screen-inator
Dovetail okp-7 on it ez
But yeah MCX is objectively better, but it’s also more expensive. So it’s just a lower tier option than the Mcx
I just happen to really, really like how it feels and sounds
might as well
cbj ammo is pricy
Coversion kit like the x17
“Conversion kit”
Ye for a lot of guns like mdr too
But at this point its defo scrapped
Having to do 15 clicks in order to change the reciever of the scar to x17 challenge
Imagine if bsg just made a button to convert the gun and auto swap parts or shit instead
Yeah the way guns work in tarkov I think they will need some black magic
To have conversion kits and not just seperate weapons
There comes a point in the wipe for me where money is no longer a game mechanic, and I play like it’s a cod gun game lobby. I honestly don’t really like Mcx when it comes to feel, but really like velociraptor feel
It’s weird
Now when they first introduced CBJ I think before armor rework? And no one was using Mcx because recoil was so bad? That was when CBJ ammo had something other decent pen ammo didn’t and that was just enough damage to two tap through class 4 armor
Back when CBJ costed pennies from skier
then just buy the mcx sir

god bless this community




i can buy crotch


