💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

He was dead the moment i saw him

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/yTTEOcvmg-M?si=_AvgvQYZPNzU9X1t

They need to give bosses more loot

And make them harded

Not bullshit but harder

Make ai work together in tactics

[stoic hull]

Right? Reshala has fucking nothing on him anymore. The goons guns all sorts of fucked up

[fast garden]

no one cares about boss loot because its usually barely good if not bad, and you can get everything ezmode from flea anyway

reshala is like slick or altyn one in 10 kills and then 240bt and maybe some apm or 55a1

sthurman has key and rr but not much else

partisan is a dick that rarely has anything

all the newer bosses have chances for rr/taiga tho

partisan has a chance, so does kaban basmach and gus

[stoic hull]

rr is only like what 900k?

You could run labs with yellow and butthole a ledex heck even res and butthole a ledx

[compact knoll]

Its a boss

And all you get is one good room worth of loot

I can flea flip more in the same time it takes to kill him

Why the fuck bother

Its a boss

But neither hard nor rewarding

[fast garden]

yeah

[stark torrent]

Parti ironically is better than most , he always has good ammo, can have gl and red rebel, i gave red rebel to both artyom and ivan this wipe i think, i got like 5 rebels from him

Shturman now can have taiga which is 5 mil again

And big pipe can have that 300 m61 in m60

Rest of them are dogshit mostly

Glukhar is the hardest , he has no loot , not even the guards

[vivid dawn]

Partisan should be to hide IED's at lootcontainers

That would be insanely fun

[stark torrent]

they did gave him new F1 grenades that have 1.5 second fuses , shortest in the game

they wanted to add booby trapping but idk if they going to

[vivid dawn]

Maybe with Scav life

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

porno

[soft coral]

everytime i open this chat tbh

new day
open #💣tarkov-released
"man I want to spread killas cheeks over hte counter"
"I unloaded on killa"

everytime

[ancient marsh]

And then you posting women and gooning

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[wintry ridge]

Ivan complaining about chat being shitty, posts in chat about random Instagram thots

[ancient marsh]

Anyways

[wintry ridge]

I don't think you should kill yourself but someone should put a cigar out on you

[ancient marsh]

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[soft coral]

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[lyric cairn]

Whoa are we thotposting rn?

[soft coral]

PUT ME IN COACH

https://tenor.com/view/dillom-rage-dog-angry-dog-gif-17954176246139200797

[ancient marsh]

Guys I think I am ready to die for Israel

[soft coral]

for those two BIG , BEAUTIFUL ....eyes

I'd get waterboarded

[wintry ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1337810913230721076/1380096862706470922/Desktop_2025.05.30_-_13_online-video-cutter.com_1.gif

[ancient marsh]

Two big beautiful Iron Domes

[stark torrent]

a yes the mother of my children

[soft coral]

aight bro

[ancient marsh]

NO

My children

[stark torrent]

cursing them to be Russian hell nah

[vivid dawn]

Xalsimper

[ancient marsh]

Better than...

Nvm

Bait

[ancient marsh]

Listen

I'm the only one that has been leading the anti goon crusade for like a year

I can take a vacation

[hallow stream]

False
You goon to men cockrider

[vivid dawn]

Live pussy reaction

[stark torrent]

@fast garden Grayzone Warfare has global trader stocks

for the love of god

there are only 4 60 round mags for the whole server per restock i cant man

sank you

[ancient marsh]

[hallow stream]

Buy them all then sit in the server with a macro while afk in spawn so nobody can have them

[fast garden]

WHAT THE HELL

They think they are black keycards tf?

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent play in 30 min?

[stark torrent]

I am going to the countryside

I will be a few hrs

[compact knoll]

[gilded trellis]

How do you escape tarkov?

[fast garden]

Maybe Nikita will show us with 1.0

[gilded trellis]

I doubt 1.0 will be this year, big fucking doubt

[soft coral]

sir we know

[gilded trellis]

I mean it may be possible but its gonna be in a horrible state, that and of course if he decides to leave it does development drastically reduce due to him working on his new game or cease entirely at 1.0?

[fast garden]

Tarkov is too popular

[gilded trellis]

That and Nikita probably makes a bit too much money to just let it die

[fast garden]

Bingo

Man drives a Lamborghini or whatever

[gilded trellis]

He does?? Goddamn

[fast garden]

I think the dollar bill life has got him so like

Why stop

Have you seen that image of him with that woman lol

[gilded trellis]

I mean every cheater that gets banned buys another account, its literally an infinite money supply

[fast garden]

The lambo is why tarkov cheaters exist

[gilded trellis]

I miss old tarkov

[soft coral]

you do realize

that

wait

this will be 1.0

Nothing else

[fast garden]

You forgot the ads in the sides for arena, cosmetic packs, and stash space

[soft coral]

click here for free kaban seggs scene you will cum in 0.1 seconds

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

What do I have to lose

[soft coral]

we're only human after all

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-true-truth-nuke-spongebob-movie-gif-10152461791604628524

[soft coral]

thanks

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @hallow stream @vivid dawn @lyric cairn

[fast garden]

At everyone

[hallow stream]

How many dollars

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

$420

[hallow stream]

make it 421

im buying

[fast garden]

$451 because you will need to burn everything you own and become one with tarkov

[soft coral]

I would if I could

[fast garden]

[pulsar frigate]

when do you think some one will make a stalker tarkov mod for spt :3

[soft coral]

kys

[ancient marsh]

you start with paracord and soap

first quest is to go to dorms and find a chair

[pulsar frigate]

wtf man xD

[ancient marsh]

it is also the last quest

[fast garden]

Try head gun mate hope this helps

[soft coral]

dorms cuck party

[ancient marsh]

escape from tarkov: kys edition guide

[ancient marsh]

????????

[fast garden]

Tigz stream title

[soft coral]

you said find a chair

I thought you meantthe cuck chair

not the kys chair

my bad

[ancient marsh]

ivan

why are you like this man

you need to be severely beaten

[fast garden]

I don’t think the overlap is there for it to happen

It also just doesn’t really make sense, i dunno what you would even do

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-meme-insanity-losing-my-mind-losing-it-gif-26696523

[soft coral]

oh no

[stark torrent]

time to go

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

time to unload on men huh

[ancient marsh]

LIKE

IVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

[stark torrent]

time to hunt the Killussy

[soft coral]

what

not like they don't do this

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

they just don't admit it

I've played with memeg and iedy far more than you have xal

I know what kind of men they are

[fast garden]

Whatever you say sweaty_Kaban_feet

[soft coral]

honestly I wish I hadn't

shoutout to sloppypawjob

[fast garden]

Amen

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

wipe soon ivan

prepare urself

[soft coral]

no

not happening

[stark torrent]

at least prestige before it wipes

so you dont waste the kappa

[soft coral]

no

couldn't care less

[stark torrent]

cringe

or based

[soft coral]

brother

[stark torrent]

i dont even know

[soft coral]

I'd rather

nvm

I don't wanna get banned

[stark torrent]

i forgot my Pringles in the car

bagamias pula sa mi bag astazi si maine

[gilded trellis]

Is this true??

500 dollar edition finally?

[soft coral]

ofc its true

[fast garden]

Maybe the $500 edition was the stash lines, arena, cosmetics, and battle passes we found on the way

[compact knoll]

SirJamALot

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/exploring-hiking-aria-math-meme-coords-gif-9673097240745748391

me and @compact knoll in search for Killa for 5 raids

[compact knoll]

on the way from railway spawn to the mall

[compact knoll]

15 more killas

RED IN KILLAAAAAAA

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/rich-king-crown-money-cash-gif-17571826

[calm trellis]

all Russian ak104 that I just had built I can’t wait to get it , it’s my favorite gun in tarkov and irl

[fast garden]

Ak103/104 appreciation time declared

[compact knoll]

i am going to put killa in a jar

[ancient marsh]

in tarkov it sucks ass

actually maybe it doesnt as much after recoil rework

[stark torrent]

Its a nice gun mate

[fast garden]

Imo it’s always been a great budget blaster and for a stretch of time it was meta

[glacial haven]

I haven't played tarkov in quite a while, they keycards now have limited uses?

[stark torrent]

sadly yes , and no , they didnt buff the rooms as a balance, they even nerfed black room

so overall , big nerf

[compact knoll]

yeah

bullshit btw

[glacial haven]

Wasn't the red keycard expensive as fuck

[compact knoll]

yeah

[stark torrent]

it was between 30 to 50 mil yeah

[compact knoll]

was a 100 mil before

[glacial haven]

Literally unobtainable

And expensive

And now it has 10 uses

How does a fucking keycard break

lmao

[stark torrent]

ye it was 100 mil like for the first months of wipe

[fast garden]

Yes and for the most part it was a great change.

[compact knoll]

shit game

[stark torrent]

it was crazy rare to get one

[compact knoll]

it was 100mil in 12.9

[glacial haven]

Damn

I knew that the loot in the keycard rooms in general sucked

[compact knoll]

yellow one has very good

loot

[glacial haven]

But the upside of it was, you always had the keycard anyways

[compact knoll]

black one is alright

[glacial haven]

You never lost it

Now it's absolutely useless in general lmao

[fast garden]

Here’s the thing

They gave them limited uses but added several dozen extra spawn locations for them

And they spawn hella often now, though still the same rate on bosses

And the rate of return on like all but two were awesome

Now black is ass tho

And I can’t speak for the modern tarkov climate

[glacial haven]

I just remember the loot being aight at best for the prices of the cards but the upside was always that you could scavenge the rooms no matter what

I mean, if they increased the spawn rate, sure, that's "alright" then

[fast garden]

The prices of the cards got really fucking cheap too

That’s the thing

[glacial haven]

But it just feels like they are making the game more tedious just for the sake of making it tedious lmao

[fast garden]

I think this change made perfect sense

What’s the point of looting keys at a certain point if eveyone has them all

Keeps keys valuable

[fast garden]

And genuinely the price of cards all made sense and had great to decent return except for blue lmfao

Blue has been ass since time immemorial though

I do think a lot of the people that complained the loudest about the keycard changes were RMTers who could no longer justify selling a full set of keycards for $150 and people who don’t play labs or the game at all anymore

I genuinely think the key changes were pretty good but EVERY key that’s not special still has 40 uses. Only some of them are gonna matter that far, but you can buy a key, use it, and sell it right back to flea

[glacial haven]

I honestly don't really care for the fact that they changed it, I will play the game again if it ever reaches 1.0 but I don't have much of a reason for it rn, I won't play labs anyways, that map is a guaranteed death, if you survive the sweat, the cheaters will get your ass anyways

[fast garden]

Though yes, a lot of changes even to me feel like bad tedium rather than good tedium. Some is necessary for the sake of the genre

Labs is never as bad as people make it out to be as someone who doesn’t really like going there

[glacial haven]

I just didn't expect the cards to get a 10 use limit because it's plastic cards, I get it with keys, maybe rust, whatever but cards? Breaking a card is pretty hard

[fast garden]

Even for keys it’s realistically silly but It serves a good gameplay purpose

[glacial haven]

That's not realism anymore, that's just making the entire thing more tedious

[fast garden]

Inb4 Vaseline on legs run again

[glacial haven]

The only thing that kinda pisses me off is Nikita yapping about realism in streams and whatnot and then adds shit like that

[fast garden]

You also have to remember that this changes the values of the keys in the context of the player market

I think he sometimes mixes immersion with realism and sometimes is genuinely dense

[glacial haven]

If he wouldn't constantly take realism into account, I wouldn't even care, it's a game, they can add ray-guns next if they would want to

[fast garden]

“As realistic as playable”

[stark torrent]

you cant put this anymore wtf

[fast garden]

At the end of the day it’s a video game and it’s here to serve as entertainment, and I think tarkov pulls way higher numbers than most other “realistic” or realistic games.

Things have to be fun

Getting your legs blown off and having zero recourse for that in the context of tarkov is not fun

Behold, PK meta

[glacial haven]

Did they ever implement anything against cheaters? I know that they obfuscate the container loot now by using fog-of-war tactics

[fast garden]

Looting keys 5 months into wipe isn’t fun because all but like 10 keys value has plummeted into the same value of scav guns

Behold, key durability

[fast garden]

You get way less positive returns on reports now

[glacial haven]

Kinda tempted to test my client that has last been updated a few months ago, I would even bet it still works flawlessly lmao

[fast garden]

It was great a while ago

[stark torrent]

i just read that Playfab ID wants to colaborate with them

to help them with the cheater issues

idk how effective they are but well they offered

[fast garden]

No one cares about them

Nikita will wipe his ass with their printed emails

[glacial haven]

What exactly is "Playfab Id"

[stark torrent]

its an anticheat company i think

@granite coral who is Playfab ID

[granite coral]

PlayFab ID is a unique identifier associated with a user's account on PlayFab, which is a backend platform for building and managing online games. It allows developers to track player data, manage in-game purchases, and more. If you have a specific question about PlayFab or need help with something related, just throw it out there.

[glacial haven]

ah hell nah

[fast garden]

Basically you give a bunch of info and you get whitelisted servers

[glacial haven]

"We will help you, here is our SDK for a microtransaction store"

[fast garden]

The company wants to have all multiplayer games on their platform so that if someone gets banned they get banned from all games using the service

[glacial haven]

I would wager that whatever they will add, it won't solve anything lmao

[fast garden]

Tarkov cheating is far too lucrative for profit to be stopped by anything that simple

[glacial haven]

You need knowledge about how the cheats even get created

And cheat devs won't give them that info because well

Why the fuck would they

Playfab will just add another useless feature that slows down the servers

[glacial haven]

Ah, yeah creating a unique HWID to ban you everywhere

[fast garden]

Basically

[glacial haven]

Hmm, where have I heard that once before? Maybe from every single fucking anti-cheat company out there? It never worked lmao

[fast garden]

[glacial haven]

HWID Spoofing is easy as shit

And even if

Just swap your drive

And you have a new id

[stark torrent]

probably true

[fast garden]

Someone could teach some kindergartners how to do it

[glacial haven]

Not even kidding, I could create a powershell script that spoofs your hwid

It really is not magic

[fast garden]

We love to see it

“Oooh make people link phone numbers”

Fuck off

[glacial haven]

And that's how you kill a whole game

Or we use sms-activate.io

lmao

0.03$ per account verification, oh nooo, what will the cheaters do with their 700€ dma board, 200€ cfw and 120€ monthly cheat sub

[stark torrent]

what is a dma board

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1298376560939765852/1370163040472924270/attachment.gif

[glacial haven]

lmao

Do you actually not know or

[stark torrent]

no i dont , i saw u guys saying the shit in his hand is a dma board

its photoshopped

[glacial haven]

ah lmao

A DMA Board was initially meant for Security Software Analysts

[stark torrent]

this is i think nr 1 most popular tarkov streamer and it was a running joke that he has radar and is cheating

thats why the photoshop

[glacial haven]

To read memory from Viruses without it running on the computer itself

To stay undetected, no matter what

But it became more mainstream for cheating because it also can be used for that

Reading / Writing memory, undetected

A DMA Board you plug into your PCIE Slot and then it can read the raw memory from your ram

Read it and modify it

You need 2 computers for it to work, the first runs the target process (the application like the game or whatever), the second is plugged into the DMA Board, reading the memory

That's basically a crash course on what a dma board is

[stark torrent]

ok i know what u mean now

yeah

this is how probably how streamers cheat

cause it doesnt show on the main monitor

[glacial haven]

Yes, that is how they do it for Tarkov

You won't see a difference

They don't even need to look at a second screen anymore

[glacial haven]

There's Software out there that can fuse 2 inputs into one, making it even undetectable on the stream

You won't see the chams

But they do

[compact knoll]

apparently arena breakout found a way to counter it

[glacial haven]

They did but it's already been partially broken

[compact knoll]

they cypher data for players they suspect

[compact knoll]

damn

[glacial haven]

Storing keys in the CPU cache

[compact knoll]

cant have shit

[glacial haven]

Broken already

[compact knoll]

you know

if only they conscripted cheat and anti cheat devs

shit would be crazy

[glacial haven]

I already had a talk with a friend of mine that creates cheats on creating a company to combat the most in-depth cheats and how to secure your server and detect cheats like that

But it was just a fun random idea we had lmao

Wouldn't be profitable and not worth the time

At least not as profitable as selling cheats lmao

[fast garden]

And that’s the key issue

If bad is more money why do good?

[glacial haven]

That's the issue, he does everything by the books, the company is fully registered and legal

They can't do shit against it lmao

[fast garden]

yep.

rather amusing situation altogether

[glacial haven]

And I am not going to sit here and complain because I help from time to time and answer questions, brainstorm with him lmao

[fast garden]

my thing has always been

theres so much money in it i can never be directly mad at the people making them

[glacial haven]

I just personally love causing chaos it anti-cheat departments

By doing fuck all honestly

And if I can help doing that, I will

[fast garden]

if everything is perfectly legal, why wouldnt you take the route that pays more

sure you can push a morality question on it

but really, how many successful business have a clear slate

[glacial haven]

Why bring morale in it if the anti-cheat companies just upload all your data for "analysis" without giving a fuck about your privacy either?

[fast garden]

yeah christ

[glacial haven]

Not all of them do it but there's enough of them to invalidate the argument of "morale"

[fast garden]

i think you could trust most cheat devs with your info more than literally any business

[compact knoll]

true

[fast garden]

morals and morality are a bit different from morale

but ikwym

[glacial haven]

And I personally think it's quite funny if they go through their logs, think they are funny and smart but then read something utterly racist as the HWID or some shit

[fast garden]

i once saw someone go live and fake a confession to their parents that they were trans or something for a lifetime key

they had to make it believable

theres some pretty heinous shit in those locations

thats like tip of the iceberg

[glacial haven]

It's pretty fun to watch, ngl

Damn, wish I would've done something like that back in the day

For 1st of April we had a repeating pattern of the face of a competitor developer on our shop as the background picture once

Or we cracked software that wasn't even released yet and made fun of the source code

[fast garden]

dude there was one time where the creator of one started like a live stream to everyone in the discord of them fucking around with someones pc remotely because they had tried to crack into their program and set off alerts

[glacial haven]

But I think the funniest shit was when our competitor bought our software because it was better than his to bot streams on a spotify song.

I added a memory reading hook that read his discord client and we knew that it was him, so we sent a windows notification to his computer, making fun of him

[fast garden]

man in my short time in those places i learned real quick not to say stupid shit

i should make it clear that i dont know shit about fuck

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

fake skill

doctored image

skills dont level this wipe

[compact knoll]

[glacial haven]

I miss those times because I could be toxic as fuck and it would only boost our sales

[stoic hull]

PvE is a hell of a drug

[fast garden]

if you do things that are funny

you get more money

https://tenor.com/view/fire-write-gunna-gif-10366234518726509577

[compact knoll]

funny thing

[glacial haven]

We pretty much just pissed on the software of competitors

[compact knoll]

doesnt hurt anyone

[glacial haven]

Nowadays I can only do that indirectly

[compact knoll]

youre a smart fella

good coder

[glacial haven]

By showing statistics of competitor software and mine, side by side, with my graph having a 300% difference to the competition

[glacial haven]

Yeah but you need to strike a good balance, look at Terry A Davis

lmao

[stoic hull]

Dad's could I get context. It makes my cereal and morning coffee taste better

[compact knoll]

ok to be fair he was a paranoid schizo

but he was also a good coder

[glacial haven]

True, I am not paranoid

[fast garden]

i would like to think that were it not for covid i would be finishing up more tech related programs and able to converse as peers of the subject rather than peers of tarkov players

[glacial haven]

You need a lot of mental capacity to finish those, otherwise you end up in a fursuit

[fast garden]

i was really into this shit and then i really wasnt

[glacial haven]

There's like 2 options

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/818488990889017354/1127786898279104593/Wolf-girls-time.mkv_20230529_161901.gif

[fast garden]

alr iedy

[glacial haven]

1. Become a furry
2. Be a racist schizo

[compact knoll]

that enough grandfather, time for you to go to bed

[stark torrent]

some people are born with half of the 2nd

[fast garden]

yeah i havent seen an inbetween

[compact knoll]

which one are you?

[stoic hull]

both?

[glacial haven]

I don't own a fursuit, so take a guess

[fast garden]

rare archtype that is both

[glacial haven]

Those are the ones that kill themselves at random

[fast garden]

yes

[stoic hull]

Is it random or is it the governments?

[fast garden]

no its random and its def them

[stoic hull]

The noose lottery?

[fast garden]

more or less

[glacial haven]

Yeah, I don't they they waste resources on the inevitable for them

[fast garden]

there was one guy that i think it was speculated got got by the government or something

idk if they were chinese or what

somewhere asian country

this was several years ago

[glacial haven]

Ah, the rare suicide by carbomb

[fast garden]

or about 6 federal agents

take your pick

[glacial haven]

The car bomb is a quicker way out honestly

[fast garden]

i think id prefer that, maybe

[stoic hull]

less jumper cables hooked up to testicles

Unless... That's your thing

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/cyberpunk-stick-some-iron-up-your-mouth-and-pull-the-trigger-johnny-silverhand-gif-26931703

[stoic hull]

But it's really hard to suck start a shotgun in Aus :/

[fast garden]

youve also got about 17 times the amount of dangerous flora and fauna then anywhere else

you could probably die wiping your ass with the wrong leaf

(i already know)

[stoic hull]

We have special ass leaves for that.

[fast garden]

ones refered to as the gimpie gimpie or whatever

[glacial haven]

I am just waiting for the day that I meet an actual schizo and he tells me that it's not funny to talk about their illness like that

[fast garden]

that will never happen

well

[stoic hull]

yeah that's not great. had that on my thigh like 3 years ago

[fast garden]

idk those types usually kill their whole families and end up on documentaries

[glacial haven]

Who knows

Would definitely be a fun conversation

[stoic hull]

Don't they usually get picked up and heavily medicated

[fast garden]

you know there were a few paranoid schizophrenics in the psych ward i had to go to a while back

real interesting fellows

[compact knoll]

what playing tarkov does to a mf

[stark torrent]

so sad , he killed himself with 6 gunshots in the head

[stoic hull]

Just like... for a visit?

[fast garden]

[native crypt]

Hunting for a girlfriend

[fast garden]

unironically some were

[stoic hull]

"girlfriend"

[glacial haven]

I was in a psych ward once to repair the dishwasher in their kitchen, I just remember that there was that one fucker that would not stop screaming at intervals

It was funny for like 10 minutes

[fast garden]

yeah one kid showed up and for the first day he refused to leave his room but constantly banged his head hard as shit on the door

[glacial haven]

Then it became annoying for the rest of the 2 hours

[fast garden]

then he came out and was like oh i was worried like everyone here would be weird yall are chill

[stoic hull]

Standard affair. The best ones are paranoid people in their 70/80's with dimentia that is really fun at parties

[fast garden]

its as equally sad as entertaining

[glacial haven]

But the most annoying shit was, we had to create a list of items we took inside

Like a whole ass inventory list

[fast garden]

down to individual parts too yeah

everything has to be accounted for

[stoic hull]

If you don't laugh you'll cry. We had a dude called Russell, who routinely took his dick out and asked people to jerk him off. Then would get irate when you declined, He was Russell... Russell the love Muscle.

[glacial haven]

Even the fucking dishwasher, like bro, they ain't gonna take that fucking thing nowhere

400kg dishwasher

[fast garden]

i want dishwasherge now

this dumbass fridge emote is so entertaining

but yeah as i was leaving some girl had a blade somehow, sliced like sheets of her own skin off because she was happy there and did not want to leave

[stoic hull]

ouch

[glacial haven]

you probably slipped her your number and told her to call you

[stoic hull]

wrote it down on a piece of skin

[fast garden]

there was one girl that was really into me and it was very strange

[stoic hull]

How is ward sex?

[fast garden]

i think it was literally just because i am a polite and well spoken individual and she was very much a 1/10

[glacial haven]

You slip the warden 20€ for 30 mins and then go in and choose

[stoic hull]

I can't afford that, it's like $100 AUD

[fast garden]

man i was lucky i was like just about to turn 18 or something and they wanted to put me in the section with the adults but i got thrown in the section with the other minors thank fuck

there was some chick there that had all sorts of shit but she genuinely believed she was like, a divine being and got iritable if you did not address her with certain terms of royalty/godhood

[stoic hull]

Do we get a tldr on why you stayed at the grippy sock hotel?

[glacial haven]

Damn, inflation instead of Fellatio, life ain't always fair

[fast garden]

gf of 4 years did a switcheroo on me and led me on after cheating several times so i tried head gun mate hope this helps👍

[stoic hull]

right? Just get 1 of them femboys to do the trick

[stoic hull]

I just wanted a TLDR

[glacial haven]

damn

[stoic hull]

You can't be referencing shit when I'm 29 seconds old in this server.

[fast garden]

this was during covid AND moving houses and failing my digital dual enrollment classes

[stoic hull]

So shit got a bit hectic

[fast garden]

theres other people to read it too lel

[glacial haven]

I would've just fucked her best girl friend, return the favour

[stoic hull]

👁️ ⛵

[fast garden]

yeah i was on meds and shit for a while but that was not really the issue

[stoic hull]

Sorry. Main character energy

[fast garden]

i dont think id be put in a situation that bad and not know what to do to manage it now so

i have the perfect defense against people who are like "nnooooo dont make suicide jokes"

[fast garden]

you see thats just not who i am

and also they stopped being friends around this time

if you could guess why

[glacial haven]

Well, that's who I am, a dickhead and I am proud of it

[fast garden]

if it had made any sense i think i would have tbh

but like she was also my dudebro friend so

weird situation

[glacial haven]

I am just looking for collateral damage, not sense

[stoic hull]

Sexy

[fast garden]

she got that anyway when she tried to tell people i had non consentualed her

turns out literally no one actually believed that

[glacial haven]

Damn, what kinda crazy ass bitch did you have by your side for 4 years

lmao

[stoic hull]

That's an odd notion for a long term relationship. I know it happens but super weird

[fast garden]

one with many undiagnosed problems, a non present father, and a mother that treated her like an accident

[native crypt]

Many such cases

[fast garden]

so honestly the writing was on the wall but i thought i was him

[stoic hull]

HOW GOOD IS TARKOV AMIRIGHT?

[glacial haven]

I mean, with a character like that, I would think she was an accident as well lmao

[fast garden]

tarkov drowned the sorrow for kaban release wipe

i was like level 63 before MOST streamers

[stoic hull]

I only play PvE because i'm better.

[fast garden]

that was the wipe tigz called me a cheater

[stoic hull]

Who?

[fast garden]

every day i remember that i get so mad that he has clipping disabled on his streams

and i didnt have software to record back then either

[wintry ridge]

Tigz is such a whiny bitch lmfao

[fast garden]

our god emperor of malding

[compact knoll]

i remember when you or iedy killed tommy

[native crypt]

I might get on just to show sanitar the might of allah

[compact knoll]

and you had his dogtag

[fast garden]

he was PISSED

it was iedy

[compact knoll]

funniest shit

[fast garden]

and then when iedy killed him again he saw iedy had the first dogtag pinned in profile

genuine 30 minute rant

[stoic hull]

He's so fun and squeaky

[fast garden]

as if bro doesnt know he is the highest level player in the game

of course your tag is getting pinned retard

[wintry ridge]

Who tf is tommy

[fast garden]

tommyreps

[native crypt]

Tommy verceti

[stoic hull]

We see no streamers in AU

[wintry ridge]

Tarkov neet?

[stoic hull]

We had Pestilly

[compact knoll]

brotha you dont even play the game

[fast garden]

through and through

[stoic hull]

but like he's kinda bad...

[fast garden]

pestily got carried by the fact that everyone in aus was a shitter

[wintry ridge]

Because the only people left are shitters or streamers

[stoic hull]

woah woah woah

[fast garden]

sir you are on pve

there is no way outta this one

youre done

[native crypt]

Id rather be a shitter than a streamer in your case anyway

[glacial haven]

Playing pve immediately invalidates all of your complaints about the pvp and the skill of the players on it lmao

[fast garden]

genuinely though half of his old content was him killing aus hatchet runners or people with 300ms ping levels of reaction time

[glacial haven]

Anyone in here even knows when 1.0 drops?

Like is there any comments about it?

[stoic hull]

Isn't it late Aug?

I don't even know if Pestilly plays anymore.

[fast garden]

i have more respect for people who just say they arent a huge fan of pvp games and play pve rather than those who are like "pvp is toxic everyone is a sweat cheater or streamer thats why i play pve"

im not sure he does

[stoic hull]

We killed him like 4-5 times and then he started playing on EU/US servers

[fast garden]

something like that

[fast garden]

FUCKING LITERALLY

bro jumped ship

[glacial haven]

There's a ton of cheaters in Tarkov but they usually suck ass

[fast garden]

99/100 do

[glacial haven]

Not even cheats can save movement like that

[fast garden]

source, my rate of sucessful encounters against cheaters is extremely high

[wintry ridge]

I hope 1.0 is ass so they can finally work on their single player game and stop fucking around with tarkov

[fast garden]

however it got a lot harder when they got rid of my class 6 helmet

[stoic hull]

SP game?

[wintry ridge]

Yeah tarkov was meant to fundraise for that project

[fast garden]

its not happening bro give it up

be real

[stoic hull]

They do some weird shit

[fast garden]

and if it does itll be ass

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[lyric cairn]

That is the only thing I'm looking forward to from BSG. It's time to finish Tarkov and move on.

[wintry ridge]

The best single player games are dogshit slavic slop that modders can mold like clay

[fast garden]

had to make the joke

[glacial haven]

Ima be honest, there ain't gonna be a singleplayer game from BSG that ain't gonna suck major ass, all their AI's suck massive ass

[stoic hull]

Tarkov is kinda the best extraction shooter around

[native crypt]

Its so dumb how they handled the vulkan

[fast garden]

im still pissed as hell about it

[compact knoll]

they are pretty good in location and lore

[fast garden]

that thing was the GOAT

[stoic hull]

Tarkov just has alot of late game issues. game is waaay too fun when it's early wipe

[fast garden]

i love the worldbulding for tarkov that is present and i am so interested in new shit like the black divison or whatever and the cultists

[compact knoll]

yeah

[fast garden]

its why the population falls off a cliff after month 1

[wintry ridge]

I hope black division doesn't have shitty durability guns and armor

Please bsg just let enemies drop maintained loot

[stoic hull]

That and the shit streamers

[wintry ridge]

They're literally corporate mercenaries they shouldn't have half destroyed ak74s

[native crypt]

Aks with pp at 44/73 durability

[fast garden]

lately its even had some early game issues, i honestly think they should level lock specific gear on flea rather than just push flea back or remove it

[stark torrent]

nah bro is on suicide watch for wipe now that it was announced

landmark too he is switching games

[stoic hull]

All of the rogues/bosses should drop XX/100 guns instead of 67/80

[stark torrent]

landmark rn plays ABI

[stoic hull]

Imo remove flea.

[wintry ridge]

90

[fast garden]

i mostly would not mind

but i also really like flea for just being a player ran market

[wintry ridge]

Bosses guns should seem used, since they're like the signature gun they use to kill vagrants or whatever

[glacial haven]

Can't buy M80 anymore anyways and the Hideout items need to be fir

[wintry ridge]

But not almost broken cmon

[glacial haven]

The Flea Market is literally only useful for equipment nowadays

[stoic hull]

Yeah but the PvE people just mash prices up with a 2billion rouble stash

[fast garden]

i think i prefered the old extremely restrictive flea where like, you couldnt even buy most good guns

[fast garden]

thats a pve issue not a game issue

[stark torrent]

i kinda agree there as well , it kinda invalidates the non kappa quests now

cause u dont even need to do them for the cool gun like mutant

nobody cares

[stoic hull]

Yeah don't combine the fleas though haha

[wintry ridge]

FIR hideout was cool at first but now it's kinda just grinding for no reason

[fast garden]

def not pve cheaters can just spawn whatever they want

[stark torrent]

ye only way pve cheaters get banned is if they spawn dev items

like tagilla hamer or the golden balaclava

they get tagged

[fast garden]

i think its good if they tone down some item amounts slightly

[stoic hull]

1 of the guys we play with bought kits for PvE was saaaad af

[glacial haven]

If you cheat in pve, you should honestly switch to some other game

[fast garden]

the density of tarkov players should be studied

[stark torrent]

to be fair, i wont be surprised if they cheat only to level up accounts and sell them to some idiot

[stoic hull]

I keep getting pop ups for like people who are squad running PvE and streaming it's a bit odd...

[stark torrent]

cause i can see peopel buying full pve accounts for some reason

[wintry ridge]

Just add a tag for flea items that isn't just losing fit status

Fir

Die with kektape, able to use in hideout

[glacial haven]

That's probably the saddest shit I have seen today

[wintry ridge]

Buy from flea? Can't use

[stark torrent]

reminder that chinese players can pay their rent with a prestige 2 account that they sold

[fast garden]

thank you hellen wong

[stoic hull]

and that's why you'll stop never RMT haha

[stark torrent]

yeah either this or make some items non fir required

[stoic hull]

It's like OSRS propping up the Venezuelan economy

[stark torrent]

the game gets stale way before u max hideout sadly

[fast garden]

i think a handful more should be non fir

again i think they should add more trader levels to justify the sheer amount of xp we get these days

[glacial haven]

It did that even before the fir update

[fast garden]

trader levels up to lvl 55

[stoic hull]

But is it worth that?

[fast garden]

smooth out gear progression

[stark torrent]

well somewhat but u could just money dump it

[fast garden]

i get lvl 15 aka lvl 2 traders and can buy everything on flea anyway

[stark torrent]

now u have to actually look for every item and it gets boring after a while , idk , like now i need 25 metal parts and some other bullshit , i dont feel like looting toolboxes

at lvl 68

[stoic hull]

Sadly. Casuals make up a huge amount of any player base. And you need them to keep a game alive, so if a trader is level 55 that's just softlocks them out of the game

[stoic hull]

Cultist circle kek

[glacial haven]

Honestly, I could not imagine myself looking for screws or nails

[fast garden]

balance flea or level lock flea to later, then allow trader levels aka early game to be more important, therefor people play more "early wipe"

[glacial haven]

10 nails? That's like 3 raids of just looting

If you're lucky

[fast garden]

not anymore

shits everywhere

[glacial haven]

Okay, so, since the last 2 updates, they just bumped the spawn rate of everything

[fast garden]

if you know where to look and loot most of the hideout shit you can genuinely just slurp up

[stoic hull]

I think at it's core (don't yell at me) tarkov PvP fights kinda just suck. So looting and inventory management is better hahaha

[fast garden]

the newer spots on woods and customs have shit tons of tool/tech/hardware spawns

[fast garden]

i have zero idea how but i am genuinely ass at other shooters on pc but lowkey a god in tarkov

[native crypt]

I really enjoy early pvp because it's just hobos fistfighting for a day old pizza

[fast garden]

which is what fir hideout and flea lock did

and its the greatest shit ever

[wintry ridge]

its because you dont need to rely on skill as much

[compact knoll]

its funnier

[wintry ridge]

gear does enough work for ya

[stoic hull]

Because the head hitbox is the size of a fucking freight train

[wintry ridge]

[compact knoll]

everyone tanks a lot

[fast garden]

i miss the old one

[compact knoll]

so the fights are long

[glacial haven]

Honestly, that shit sounds kinda fun lmao

[compact knoll]

late wipe it just everyone dying in 2 - 4 hits

[stoic hull]

neck being part of the chest hit box is so ass.

[compact knoll]

better than it being head

[stoic hull]

Wearing full t5 and getting 2 shot in the throat is kinda ass

by like 9x18 fmh

[stark torrent]

I love the absence of the drum mags early wipe

[fast garden]

i mean, depends, i dont play like an asshole though. and i have hit some absoulutely filthy fucking shots in tarkov that i cant get close to in something twitchier like siege or cs

[stoic hull]

fmj*

[fast garden]

i fucking HATE extended mags

[stoic hull]

CS has weird recoil patterns and siege is just pixel peaking

[fast garden]

it allows you to play like a moron

[stark torrent]

Yeah basically supress fire and push at the same time

[fast garden]

i need to find that one woods clip where i saw a genuine pixel of a guy

[stark torrent]

Early wipe u have an ak with two 30 rounders , if u magdump and u dont kill u fucked

[stoic hull]

Makes me kinda horny just thinking about it

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

https://outplayed.tv/escape-from-tarkov/LeLbbG

wow that didnt take long

can you guys find where i saw him

[stark torrent]

I was there

I think

Yeah that shit is disgusting

[fast garden]

i sent the clip to here a while back but i think i was solo for the sniper tasks

[stark torrent]

bad time to be a pixel on thees screen

[fast garden]

bro the 4k tarkov is worth the fps hit

im just saying

[stoic hull]

yucky

[glacial haven]

Honestly, I'd be up for a couple of raids once 1.0 drops

[fast garden]

i fucking SEE people

[stoic hull]

Bet, OCE servers 😛

[glacial haven]

I wanna see what kinda shit they came up with from the last time I played up until 1.0

[fast garden]

we on server salad in these parts

[stoic hull]

I genuinely don't think anything is changing

[stoic hull]

I can get to West Coast easily. We gucci

[glacial haven]

It's been 2 years since I last actively played tarkov

[fast garden]

you said two updates ago,

oh lmao

ok

[glacial haven]

A bunch of shit probably changed

[fast garden]

yeah

was mantling a thing back then?

when you played last

[glacial haven]

Nah

[fast garden]

oh man

yeah theres some fresh stuff

of course most of the early game is the same

customs rework

btr on woods with a taskline and new insane loot area

[glacial haven]

I stopped playing the game actively quite some time ago

[compact knoll]

r6 pvp is cancer

[fast garden]

weird ass lighting changes

[fast garden]

i used to love it

[compact knoll]

fucker have insane reaction time

[fast garden]

i got on since it was free

[glacial haven]

But I am probably still good enough to get around in the servers a bit

[fast garden]

that game feels like a fucking tank sim

[compact knoll]

i cant even think that fast

[stoic hull]

yeah you've not missed much

[fast garden]

tarkov muscle memory comes back to me so quickly

[glacial haven]

I never really got into r6, I always preferred csgo

[compact knoll]

played csgo a bit

cheated in it for a bit

than bought tarkov

[fast garden]

ive played more source than csgo

[compact knoll]

thats it

[stoic hull]

SCUM

[compact knoll]

played r6 when i cheated in cs

[stoic hull]

Scum 1.0 is out. Let's just play that

[compact knoll]

shit game

[fast garden]

i remember watching eroktik play that

forever ago

[stoic hull]

It was fucking terrible.

[fast garden]

extremely

[stoic hull]

The only funny part was having a small dick made you smarter.

[glacial haven]

Did anyone in here ever play 7 days to die?

And as my next question, did anyone in here ever enjoy that piece of shit game?

[fast garden]

amen

i played the OLD ass ps4 version

not much of the new stuff

game is an entirely different game from that now

[glacial haven]

It's just so fucking boring

[fast garden]

i think i prefered how it was before

it was designed as a sandbox game, so yeah

[stoic hull]

It's ok now imo but yeah it gets stale pretty quick

[fast garden]

then they pivot into rpg

of course i got my time out of it

[stark torrent]

Warface

[glacial haven]

I mean, that aspect, the aspect of scavenging and shit, that was kinda fun but damn, everything else is just extremely boring

[fast garden]

you played it recently?

some 2.0 update about to drop or whatever

[glacial haven]

Already out

But nah, I just played it when 1.0 dropped

[stoic hull]

I gotta get back to being a Sys Admin

[stoic hull]

Love youuuuuu

[fast garden]

please dont.

no more ubislop

[stoic hull]

Gotta pay the bills some how

[fast garden]

mfw fixing thing

[glacial haven]

Snow... So they adding cocain?

[fast garden]

if they genuinely went in deep into what is REALLY going on in the division games they would be extremely dark, gritty games

and it would be fucking awesome

[glacial haven]

That would be pretty cool, yeah

[fast garden]

divsion 1 > 2 off vibes alone

[glacial haven]

As the next division game

[fast garden]

as if

[glacial haven]

Just something a bit more dark, a bit more story to chew on

[fast garden]

stupid dead mobile spinoff

[glacial haven]

Would be pretty fucking cool

[fast garden]

heartland exploded

the recent expac for 2 was like, mid

but it was cheap

so cant be too mad

[compact knoll]

dead game

[fast garden]

yeah

never was alive

im just glad to be free of bungies shackles

[glacial haven]

Honestly, The Division and Wildlands (and it's successors) are some of the best games that Ubisoft ever produced

[wintry ridge]

@fast garden didnt they have stalker 2 skins i ndiv 2

[fast garden]

yes

i got the monolith one or whatever

[wintry ridge]

do they still have that or was that like a limited time deal

[glacial haven]

Why do they not just stick to that formula and add an extremely well crafted story

[fast garden]

they kinda ass

i dont think its limited

[wintry ridge]

yeah i kinda glanced at the uhhh

announcement

and they just look as shitty as normal div2 cosmetics

[fast garden]

shareholder moment

add skins now

im almost there

[wintry ridge]

[glacial haven]

It's just depressing, they should've never became a publicly traded company

[fast garden]

theres like random ass crossover skins in the assassins creed games

[glacial haven]

Ever since they decided to go down that route, the games seemingly have become worse and worse

[fast garden]

ubisoft has some of the greatest and most poorly recognized ip ever

for honor

division

[glacial haven]

Or not even worse, just bland

[fast garden]

literally every tom clancy's

assassins creed lately

[glacial haven]

They just go with the exact same copy & paste each time and expect it to be a banger

[wintry ridge]

is tom clancy only locked in with ubisoft

[fast garden]

conceptually everything is so fucking good

[wintry ridge]

like can they get activision to make a tom clancy's uhh

cod campaign styled thing

[glacial haven]

Ubisoft can but not Activision themselves

[fast garden]

rainbow six vegas 3

[glacial haven]

I think they own the IP of Tom Clancy's in the gaming niche

[fast garden]

pretty sure

[wintry ridge]

i just want ghost recon but not a mediocre open world

[fast garden]

i enjoyed wildlands honestly

i played the shit out of that

breakpoint? i noped out in a tech test alpha

[glacial haven]

Wildlands was actually a really fucking good game

[wintry ridge]

wildlands was cool but it felt like chasing mice to run around the map finding stupid story stuff to progress it

[fast garden]

i actually really fucking liked the pvp

[glacial haven]

Breakpoint didn't even peak my interest enough to purchase it on release

[wintry ridge]

i played breakpoint when it was on sale

[compact knoll]

pestily was in afghanistan right?

[wintry ridge]

it was alright but there really needs to be a hardcore AI mod for it

default AI is abysmal

[fast garden]

ubisoft and ai

[wintry ridge]

literally rainbow six siege terrorist hunt mode tier AI

[fast garden]

lol even

[stoic hull]

hahahaha no

[compact knoll]

@glacial haven can you bypass shit that detects if youre using a VPN in any way

[glacial haven]

Not really, no, it's a server-sided check, not client-sided

You can maybe buy a proxy

But that's about it

They usually use a database like maxmind for the detection tho

Just use ipinfo.io to check if your ip has been blacklisted as a proxy (vpn)

[compact knoll]

So i guess just reset your router and use a different browser huh

How expensive are private servers for shit like this

[glacial haven]

Depends on the country

[stoic hull]

Don't do it in Aus

Maybe like... Peru?

[glacial haven]

For what even

[stoic hull]

To have a harem of Peruvian obvs?

[compact knoll]

Just curious

[glacial haven]

A Residential Proxy with relatively okay speeds can range between 5$ - 40$

Depending on the country, isp and so on

[glacial haven]

game sounds?

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1254990372409442376/1272680135325384765/cancerlowlulu_-_1822997526439420157.gif

[compact knoll]

Irl

[glacial haven]

yikes

u chilling in a bunker?

[compact knoll]

Nah just in my apartment

Its pretty far away

I am not walking to the basement

Cant do shit if its mlrs to be honest

Gotta get to the closest cover

Last time when mlrs hit near me i just laid down on the floor

That was the only time

[glacial haven]

Isn't there a ceasefire rn?

Or at least should be

[compact knoll]

Nope

I think last time was Easter

[glacial haven]

Damn, hope you get out safely

[compact knoll]

We shall see

[fast garden]

bro does not have irl hideout

he could be cooked

[glacial haven]

aight, just had to fix the discord bot lmao

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-heisenberg-breaking-bad-walter-white-death-gif-26283180

it rly sucks man

[compact knoll]

But you know what doesnt suck

Killa farming

Get on

[gilded trellis]

Best way to killa farm that I've seen is a madlad naked with a mosin

Guy did not give a fuck

[soft coral]

thats the cheater way

[soft coral]

self awareness is good

[compact knoll]

Sir, you are unemployed, have no degree, and is drinking in the middle of the day

[stark torrent]

Life is good

[soft coral]

I do not drink in the middle of the day

where fuck did you get that info from

are you genuinely stupid

[compact knoll]

Yesterday

[soft coral]

I've not had any alcohol

[compact knoll]

When killa

[soft coral]

yesterday

are youdumb

I had ONE BEER 3 days ago

and I had it

at 7:40 in the EVENING

You FUCKING

DONKEY

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314787252389543937/1179497722252902400/attachment.gif

Look man

There is no need to be mad

Find positive things in life

[soft coral]

yeah maybe you should end it

I think it's about time

you've lived enough

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/314787252389543937/1179497722252902400/attachment.gif

[soft coral]

Aha

[stark torrent]

later young man im out

https://tenor.com/view/exploring-hiking-aria-math-meme-coords-gif-9673097240745748391

[soft coral]

wake up
dress
go out
monster and pizza
come back
piss

[soft coral]

no reason TO make it anywhere

[gilded trellis]

Nah bro is just built different

[soft coral]

aha

[gilded trellis]

I mean he seemed legit, he knew how to kill killa without angroing him and its just stupid but yeah

[native crypt]

there was some old tech were if you went at night and turned off your lights/lasers agro range if you were crabbing was 20/30 meters

but that was a very long time ago

[soft coral]

Majority of bosses a.i stops working when smooth lean is used

this includes regular a.i

if you can pixel perfectly smooth lean you can dome anything a.i

[gilded trellis]

1.0 ready on god

[soft coral]

I hope the servers melt

[soft coral]

Found on facebook of all places

@gilded trellis @native crypt @stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden

[gilded trellis]

Lmaooo amazing

[hallow stream]

The airdrop is literally me on that 1 scav run this wipe

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll young man

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-labs-hacker-lets-play-tarkov-eft-gif-3586756928643498771

[hallow stream]

#💣tarkov-released message

God if I got that airdrop on the standard account

bismillah

may the retard who killed me get given ball cancer

[compact knoll]

I woke up

[stark torrent]

still in Ukraine huh?

[compact knoll]

Uhuh

I will play for an hour

Than go grab a pizza

Than we continue

[stark torrent]

go grab pizza now i go eat as well

[compact knoll]

Cant

Need to be here for an hour

[stark torrent]

aight then

we are going to kill 5 killas this hour

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[ancient marsh]

are the thighs 25.8 kg

why is the scav so small and holding a teddy bear