💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[soft coral]

I DID NOT SET THOSE

YOUNG MAN

aight I'm deleting that shit

nah nah nah

that shit about to get me wanted in several countries

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cut-it-out-smh-stop-it-jonah-hill-no-way-gif-26885587

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sticker-yung-joc-crying-meme-man-crying-meme-thebeyonderrrr-gif-828328460466032722

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent i reclaimed the mp7 that was stolen from me yesterday

this mp7 was promised to me by god

[soft coral]

nice

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576066/1380612769753206865/ssstwitter.com_1749234112698.mp4?ex=68448356&is=684331d6&hm=cdfc606c2bc018750cecfc88f9675c36a6bf2b5621d50328249e12edd6e747f1& @soft coral buying unheard and downloading tarkov after a year of not playing

[soft coral]

stops playing
comes back
buys unheard
grinds kappa from start to finish
stops playing
uninstalls

kappa is truly not difficult
just HELLA obnoxious and rng based

god bless this shitty company

[hallow stream]

no ur wrong

[soft coral]

he doesn't know

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BkNGoa8yBJ0?si=YVNCSXWxB9EG17k_

@stark torrent @soft coral launching mortars in tarkov

[fast garden]

recently yeah

i think once upon a time it was a good bit harder

but even then

still just 90%fucking grind

[soft coral]

WAITER WAITER

MORE SHORELINE

I NEED THE MARKERS NIKITA

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cold-cold-outside-freezing-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-13025135

I HAVE

TO MARK

I HAVE TO UNLOCK DOOR

NIKITA WILL REWARD ME

[fast garden]

47 markers
damirka is kill
239,877,322 dead scavs
escape is a lie

[soft coral]

WAITER MORE SHOOTING SCAVS QUESTS FROM 350 METERS WHILE SUCKING DICK and fisting yourself

[fast garden]

dont forget the gun with iron sigts

[soft coral]

YES PLEASE NIKITA

I NEED MORE GARBAGE GAME MECHANICS AND TERRIBLY DESIGNED QUESTS

TO FUEL ME

https://tenor.com/view/cold-cold-outside-freezing-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-gif-13025135

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-paulie-gualtieri-walnuts-ok-hands-up-gif-16730865

[fast garden]

dude like

imagine if the game like

had things other than scavs and kill 500 pmcs with a stick and two rocks

even one of the few quests for raiders is like

kill 50 of them but only on reserve

kill 5 of them but only in the reserve bunker

[soft coral]

Legit gamma gameplay

go kill this stalker

heres 3 dollars reward and 3 bullets

[fast garden]

at least gamma makes a point out of that

tarkov fucking doesnt

[soft coral]

true I guess

[fast garden]

you kill guy in gamma

maybe have green barrel gun

you kill guy in tarkov

maybe have good bullets for gun you dont use

[soft coral]

kill a guy in tarkov: feel nothing just another dead mf on the ground
Kill a stalker in gamma: hear him whisper mama as he draws his final breath

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

mama....mam...a..glrlglgrlrlg

[soft coral]

gamma ain't for the weak

[stark torrent]

meanwhile

.....Manalit.. Explodes

[soft coral]

the zombies are toughest to kill

hearing them talk about their daughter

ay ay ay

anyway

fuck this game

I hope it explodes

https://open.spotify.com/track/5cZqsjVs6MevCnAkasbEOX?si=f9c13e65b6144035 @stark torrent @fast garden
Monster energy if it was a song

Metal becomes so fucking peak once you have a subwoofer and turn that mf up so each thump of hte kick drum rattles the windows

[soft coral]

a book for all of us tarkov players

[stark torrent]

@fast garden arc raiders october 30

5 months from now

[fast garden]

yeah

alright

[wintry ridge]

they should crucify nikitia and announce the russia 2028 game with him infront of the screen i think

[hallow stream]

I'd be more excited at the news of nikita getting crucified

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-hamster-carrot-carrot-hamster-eating-carrot-hamster-meme-gif-10181071745272541691

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[compact knoll]

pve problems

[ancient marsh]

Pve problems are inbreeding

[fast garden]

Did my gif break

https://tenor.com/view/detroit-become-human-give-up-suicide-detroit-gif-1498732651145058021

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447324854744776715/1319288605193015337/Sprite-0002.gif

[fast garden]

This clip was horrible

[compact knoll]

send clip retard

[little flame]

pepi

seems like the blackscreening is for alot of people

nvidia just releasing garbage drivers after garbage driver rn

[fast garden]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Tarkov/s/wsU7Lo7Rld

[fast garden]

[fast garden]

I’ve noticed that

I’ve stopped updating

[compact knoll]

[little flame]

yeah

its genuine gabage lol

[fast garden]

Mfw I download driver and then game boots to black screen

[little flame]

truly

[fast garden]

[little flame]

and i keep hearing audio even tho my monitors lost signal

contemplating just buying a new gpu

idek

prolly wont fix anyway

[stark torrent]

True Nvidia has issues

Dogshit man

[little flame]

yea

its so dumnb

dumb*

[hallow stream]

Its not that bad

[fast garden]

Paired with the yap comment, it is

Bro posted this like he shit on this dude In reality he panicked 3 times over to a guy crouched in a terrible spot with a bolt action

[hallow stream]

Download driver 566.36

Thats the most stable latest driver

[hallow stream]

The yap comment is shit

[little flame]

yea ik, just testing the hotfix they dropped rn

[hallow stream]

The clip is like

[little flame]

no black screen sofar

[hallow stream]

Avg tarkov close quarters

[little flame]

[fast garden]

if your average cqc looks like that....

every once in a while or if you havent played in a while

[little flame]

tarkov 🤮

[fast garden]

thats one thing

[little flame]

goddamn bought squad yesterday

its so immersive

lmao

[hallow stream]

Its either that or circle strafing while hip firing

Theres no middle line

And i dont want to talk abt shotguns cus those are ass beyond early wipe

[little flame]

ks-23

[fast garden]

one is a panic response the other is just what competent gameplay looks like

[hallow stream]

[little flame]

only exception

[fast garden]

the ks23 is a skill cannon imo

i am not good enough with it to use it consistently

[hallow stream]

If only it had more than 4 bullets in it

[fast garden]

ks23 players when unarmored stomach

[hallow stream]

Sometimes

You hit flesh perfectly

And well

Its tarkov

So just nothing happens

[fast garden]

pellet rng outlining dudes

[hallow stream]

Its like when you shoot guy in head with high tier AP

And he doesnt die

Put nikita under lada and drive through swamp plz

Fucking shit retard developer

"developer"

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447324854744776715/1319288605193015337/Sprite-0002.gif

[little flame]

the suppressor isnt accurate

its way bigger

[fast garden]

sir

do you understand perspective as a theatrical element

also its the 153

[little flame]

its a joke

[fast garden]

alle try to convey sarcasm through text challenge difficulty level:impossible

[little flame]

my guy

its obviously a joke

[fast garden]

i have so little faith in you i assumed it wasn t

[little flame]

lmfaoo

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/centurion-cat-gif-15758099683439223679

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/hate-hatred-my-name-is-not-important-controversial-marilyn-manson-gif-24085578

literally allee:

[little flame]

literally me

[stark torrent]

Hatred was every 12 year old kid pn GTA

[soft coral]

we here in the balkans play hatred daily

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/earth-planets-the-world-before-and-after-before-and-after-planet-gif-15212684929455978449

[hallow stream]

world b4 and world after these nuts went across your face

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll sir

Killa is still 100%

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/nikita-go-fuck-go-fuckyourself-nikita-buyanov-tarkovtv-damirka-tarkov-gif-411744203865230110

[stark torrent]

so reaL

[compact knoll]

people say they are just late

[stark torrent]

apparently tommorow is a tournament involving killa or shit maybe

so i think after that they might change idk

[compact knoll]

lord i dont want to touch interchange then

[stark torrent]

no the tournament is not on main servers , they have private servers for it

[fast garden]

surely

[stark torrent]

but i guess they cant be fucekd to change the game settings

[fast garden]

surely they do

[stark torrent]

cant make tournaments on main servers where you have cheaters

that would be so bad on so many levels

[fast garden]

they literally do run all the tournaments on live iedy

[stark torrent]

yeah but the lobbies are private

[fast garden]

no they arent

[compact knoll]

i really doubt they do dude

it would be so bad

they would get so much shit for players getting killed by cheaters

[fast garden]

have you not died to 20 min old lvl 42 accs with tracksuit before ?

there are posts when they happen

like almost every time a tourna happens

"legit?" and its a 20 min old lvl 42 acc with goons shirt

tourna acc

they USED to run them on privates

[stark torrent]

Axel said it depends on the tournament

so Thee is right as well

some were hosted on public

some on private lobbies

mateeee

[fast garden]

game of all time

trying to do that one fucking factory task

to plant toolsets

on the shit in the middle

[stark torrent]

that is so retarded whyyy

[fast garden]

during a tournament

was the worst shit ever

[stark torrent]

game of all time

literally auto report

[fast garden]

30 second plant and a guy at lvl 42 with max stats loud mdr m61 altyn blows my shit smoove off

go into chat (they have to stream in some of them)

say "man this is kinda lame why dont they do this on priv servers"

"get over it id run this thick anyway"

ok sir

"they are boring on priv servers"

ok sir

fuck you nikita

it was like 3 weeks into wipe too

dozens of guys running around with several thousand rounds of unobtanium

[stark torrent]

oh so the reason they dont give PvE 1.0 patch without wiping thier acc is because Nikita doesnt want PvE players to access the quest directly and spoil it in 2 days after release

( i mean streamers will grind it in 2 days anyway on PvP )

[fast garden]

imo

i think its entirely fair

[stark torrent]

i think so too

[fast garden]

pve players speedrunning everything in 30 minutes tops

(its piss easy)

[stark torrent]

Tarkov Community is, sadly, rather bad at being a community feedback platform, because the default "Trending" feed is filled with months old highly upvoted suggestions, not new ones, which makes it looks kinda dead, which, in turn, makes it kinda dead.

this is a very good point someone made

u go there and you see the most upvoted things are still from weeks ago

like the add bag of dicks bear pmc voiceline

like cmon man rly

[fast garden]

well darn

it was good for a few weeks

[compact knoll]

next week

we only need to do 7 killas per day

thats like one killa per hour

[stark torrent]

@fast garden they also made the dogshit zabralo and gzhel quest back to its origianl form

in which you need to damage the armor like a retrard to turn it in

why? only their vodka ass knows

the quest was actually fine, they could have changed it in multiple ways , instead they decided to bring it back in its broken form

[fast garden]

what the fuuuuuck

bro it wasnt that bad back before armor rework

now i need friend to shoot me 300 times with a pm

be fr

i liked getting that scav armor

it shoulda stayed that way

and zhel

damaged zabralo is cringe

should be 80% dura below and then between 50-100

[stark torrent]

like this suggestion is still at the top

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

which is already stated it was a retarded one to begin with

[compact knoll]

unity actually can use all the cores

THEY LITERALLY

DIDNT MAKE IT USE ALL CORES

THIS IS BEYOND BRAINDEAD

[fast garden]

game prob didnt boot when they tried so they went nvm

[stark torrent]

and ofc another one with the make us refill the fuel tanks from fuel stations

sir nobody is carrying a fuel can across Customs to fill it up when u can spend 100k for one

fucking PvE players man

[compact knoll]

ithink they should do it

early wipe

you cant get fuel for shit

[stark torrent]

aight listen to me

exactly

[compact knoll]

espesially if they will lock

[stark torrent]

REMOVE THE FUEL FROM TRADERS

[compact knoll]

for 2 months

[stark torrent]

and then its a good idea

that isnt that bad

[compact knoll]

like early wipe

you can only get fuel from barter

or like jaeger lvl 3

flee is locked for a month like last time

[stark torrent]

yeah only barter or in raid

[compact knoll]

it would work good

[stark torrent]

yeah that would be good

it would make sense

where do we have gas stations

Streets, Shoreline , Customs , Reserve

wait streets doesnt have one does it

at least not the playable area

[compact knoll]

syphon fuel from cars?

[stark torrent]

oh yeah the new smoke bug is funny @fast garden

If you pull the pin on the smoke but u cancel it , the PMC still throws the smoke server side , so everyone but you can see the smoke

So people are doing this shit to cover maps in smoke which others see but the thrower doesnt

[stark torrent]

maybe just form fuel trucks to not make it tedious af

[compact knoll]

its not new

its old af

[stark torrent]

yeah but it was fixed and broken again at some point

but since ppl didnt use smokes it was kinda hidden until now

[compact knoll]

smokes are unironiccly kind of useful

[stark torrent]

tarkov's physics and the new throwing anim kinda makes them a bit reduntant to use

i throw a nade and shit flies off fromt he map geometry sometimes

[ancient marsh]

unironically make ZERO content changes

just make the game run better every update

tarkov will be like 10x better

[hybrid kindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914217093384269834/1380972530722017390/image.png?ex=6845d264&is=684480e4&hm=89b55cf18fa958f50fbd176cc82a2f193f37879acf0ce2c45173ebd9542ceefd&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=967&height=544

[soft coral]

sir

[hybrid kindle]

https://tenor.com/view/fry-about-it-cry-about-it-cry-about-it-meme-cry-about-it-meme-gif-fry-gif-25394529

[little flame]

Ordered a 9070

No more nvidia

[hybrid kindle]

The modded QBZ-03 being the most obvious giveaway that it was SPT and yet ya gotta crop the image to show it lmao

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/bullish-chad-chad-behaviour-chad-confirmed-chad-original-gif-8086311406913201979

[soft coral]

no pretty sure it was the big ass text saying SPT

[fast garden]

the minimap too m

[ancient marsh]

Non xt?

[fast garden]

cmon man

[ancient marsh]

If so I think you may regret that

[soft coral]

hes buying a new one because his windows has been blackscreening

[little flame]

idgaf bro

xt my nuts

nah bro stfu

its 900 bucks man

chill out

[stark torrent]

damn that shit

[little flame]

9070 is good enough for 900 fucking buckerinos

[stark torrent]

gold

how much is xt tho

[little flame]

idk its not that much more

but its still a bity

bit*

idgaf about the smithereen of performance maybe 7% max

5 prolly

[fast garden]

inb4

[stark torrent]

yeah in most games is like 5-10 fps average

its whatever

[soft coral]

I was originally going to say alle has some balls instantly ordering a 900 dollar gpu
but then I remembered when I did with mine and I decided to shut up

[little flame]

i7 14700k and fucking 9070 is fine

[little flame]

LMAO

[stark torrent]

me on christmas deciding if i should buy gifts for my family or for myself

[little flame]

[soft coral]

Man I love being gifted socks

[little flame]

inside the sock

is a brand new

gaming pc

[stark torrent]

intel ewww

p!pew

p!ew

[torpid sparrow]

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[stark torrent]

isnt that i7 burning

[little flame]

[soft coral]

no wonder his pc has been crashing

[little flame]

its one of the best intel ones

nah bruh

i have a 400 dollar cooler

its not that deep

intel is shit but i would have to replace my motherboard

would of been more cost effective than this

[stark torrent]

what

why

[little flame]

i can put kai cenat on it

sec

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

alle being a kingpin but with shit parts

holyyyy

[soft coral]

the more I read the funnier this convo gets

[fast garden]

classic

[stark torrent]

lmfaooo no shiit he has a tv screen cooler one

BASED

[fast garden]

bro im surprised my cpu didnt blow up

also intel

[little flame]

Peak gaming

[stark torrent]

i liked intel but the fact that u need to upgrade the mobo every 2 generations maximum made me go with amd

ahahahhahahaha

[little flame]

worth every penny

goddamn this 3060 needed replacement anyway

yuck

idk what to work on next

[stark torrent]

aye the 3060 is entry level nowadays

[little flame]

or wait i need uhh

[soft coral]

put mao zedong on it

[little flame]

bro i bought

this pc

for 1600 in 2020 or some shit

the gpu fucking pandemic

[stark torrent]

eh decent decent

[little flame]

it had a 3050 my guy

[stark torrent]

and u went for a 3060 ?

[little flame]

i upgraded one step cuz it was so fucking shit

yeah i was broke at the time

[stark torrent]

eh well we all were

[little flame]

i still am now after the 9070 but we dont talk abt it

[stark torrent]

i remember being ready to do questionable things to buy a 1070

[little flame]

lmfaooo

[stark torrent]

i saved a lot while being in college to get a 1070 second hand

[little flame]

10 bucks is 10 bucks

[little flame]

fuck wait

[soft coral]

omg please do

[fast garden]

my 4070ti looking at me as i boot another game in 4k:

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-16875499

[soft coral]

4070 doing 10% when I launch tarkov and going 70 degrees when I launch god of war

[stark torrent]

4070 with 12gb because we love getting cucekd by Nvidia

dogshit fuckign company man

imagine they put 16 on it

not int his world man

[fast garden]

i paid for the whole gpu imma use the whole gpu

[safe heron]

Shoutout to Total Tank Simulator for the worst optimization i have ever seen

[little flame]

CINEMA

[stark torrent]

me with my 960 2gb overclocked on Witcher 3

https://tenor.com/view/rocky-iv-dolph-lundgren-captain-ivan-drago-if-he-dies-he-dies-dies-gif-4956349

the fans did die

[soft coral]

TI super with 16 💪

[safe heron]

Same

[little flame]

16 gb on 9070

gaming so hard

[safe heron]

20 fps with the 4070 ti super

[safe heron]

nice

[stark torrent]

sadly when i got the 4070 there was no super / ti

[little flame]

4070 super kinda fucks

[stark torrent]

and 4080 was worth almost like my mazda

[hallow stream]

theres a portugese youtuber that put 16 gb and it performs like 30% better

[safe heron]

I used to have a laptop with 128MB of VRAM

[hallow stream]

[little flame]

lmfao

[fast garden]

jfc

[safe heron]

I tried to run BFV on it

[little flame]

jfk?

[fast garden]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1271955222385659944/1317224653432815738/convert.gif

[little flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/696414123520688279/1244546613637152769/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

god fucking damn

i remember finding this gif bro

😭

[soft coral]

my 4070 TI Super worth as much as a golf 4

[little flame]

actually i think i made it into a gif from google

[soft coral]

aight bro

[little flame]

stfu

[hallow stream]

we gotta send you to labrinth and permanently lock you in there bro

[soft coral]

no

[little flame]

zip it

[little flame]

ew

tarkov in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

Whaaaaaaat

[soft coral]

Funniest shit

will be when he gets the stupid GPU and his PC continues black screening

[pallid bolt]

keep in mind the 9000 series premiered like, last week

this is peak pricing

[soft coral]

Don't matter

[hallow stream]

Hmmm i keep blackscreening I wonder what it could be hmmmm

The intel K overclocked shitbomb:

[compact knoll]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/s/l5jgkvfxmG

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Yeah both brothers spawn at Goshan for 5 hours

[compact knoll]

can we get 51 on next killa

its gonna take 3 months

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

actually a bit less

1400

20 a day

2 months

[fast garden]

this game will never make it to 1.0

[soft coral]

Fuck this game

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/LDQEqhZ0TQc?si=zJE-u5PLdOWy652C @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden

[soft coral]

Me when 3 buff dudes are unloading on me at dorms

I'm sorry for what I have said

Lord please forgive me

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

i always have music on off

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent killa is 49%

instead of 39%

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-basketball-nba-gif-25800655

[fast garden]

i cant take a screenshot because payday 2 is genuinely made by primal beings but i can put a supressor, extended mag, red dot, extended barrel, laser sight, and underbarrel shotgun on a tokarev

when do we get the tokarev underbarrel shotgun nikita?

[ancient marsh]

Ash 12 supp on an ar-15

Or keltec sub 2000

[fast garden]

yep

god bless payday 2 weapon modding

[stark torrent]

payday 2 was a fun fuck around

what happened to pd3

[fast garden]

its a payday game what do you mean what happened

game release

it will be good 7 years from release

[stark torrent]

after people buy all the 300 dlcs

[fast garden]

yes of course

[stark torrent]

Kaban 100%

https://tenor.com/view/astrollc-gif-19546750

5 fps gaming

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

The most realistic

just stab yourselfwith ai2 needles over and over

[ancient marsh]

Most bosses tank rifle rounds to the head

[stark torrent]

ivan shooting partisan in the head with 5.45 only for him to prone and kill him on top of the mountain on lighthouse

[ancient marsh]

This happened to him the last time we played

He insta ragequit

That was like the 2nd raid of the day

[soft coral]

holy read

[soft coral]

oh no

the last time we did it with you on lighthouse

I SHOT HIM WITH m80

Not 5.45

[stark torrent]

it was 5.45 with me because u were doign ak12 test drive

[soft coral]

this sounds wrong outside the context of the convo

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent INSTAGRAM IS ALL PORNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I broke my racism app

[stark torrent]

man the 3d tech is crazy the gun is going out of the screen straight towards my head

[soft coral]

real

the sexual tension between tarkov players and a gun to the mouth is astronomical

shit needs to be studied

[stark torrent]

FX 6300

[soft coral]

ayyyyyyy

dios mio

[glacial haven]

if he's lucky, he will have 13 fps in the launcher

[native crypt]

CTD take it or leave it

[soft coral]

gamma launcher type beat

[ancient marsh]

BIT OF AN UNC BUILD

BROTHER HAS A HALF-LIFE 1 COMPUTER FROM BLACK MESA

GUYS WHICH CORE DO I DISABLE?

direct phone line to nikita right there

[stark torrent]

whats next? Celeron build

[ancient marsh]

ALOOOOOOOOOOOO BAGAMIAS PULA WHERE IS MY KILLA

[stark torrent]

hey guys how can i get more fps on streets

[ancient marsh]

you have to overload reactor 3 for 15 seconds

[stark torrent]

Welcome back , Ivan_5kov

[little flame]

My gpu is supposed to be pick up able now 1 min latege

wow 1 hour late

thanks delivery driver

[stark torrent]

alle being in that dough

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent lets touch killa together

[stark torrent]

sigh

lets

[compact knoll]

S?stats

[little flame]

Sheesh

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

[ancient marsh]

not even xt

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

deserved for valday

[compact knoll]

cope cockrider

[compact knoll]

god forbid you walk with a broken leg

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mouxy-cotorep-aveugle-debile-esquiver-gif-20546128

[compact knoll]

they really need to add adreline in this

[hallow stream]

That'd require them to redo the meds

Tbh they could just

Rip off fontaines realism for spt

[compact knoll]

nah

just add painkilled for 20 seconds when you get hit the first time

20 is a bit too much

10

[hallow stream]

Knowing bsg

They would make it so it stacks

Cus retards

New meta

Shoot your friend with the plastic disc gun so he has infinite adrenaline

[stark torrent]

consecutive use of painkilelr should lower the duration everytime

1st use 320 sec
2nd use 260 sec
3rd use 120sec
4th use + only 80 sec

and maybe double the water / energy use

overtime

[hallow stream]

Spt realism still has it better tbh

They have pain listed in tiers snd then painkillers in tiers of pain

So if you have high pain you have to chug 2 medium pain killers

[stark torrent]

stims in this game are broken anyway alte game

use 3 stims u have infinite stamina , infinitie regen , infinite weight

yeah they cost a lot but money is ez

[hallow stream]

If you inject more than 2 stims on realism your character starts tweaking like a homeless man on too much crack

Which is kind of fire

Your character needs to get used to taking drugs

I injected 3 stims once cus I forgot i wasnt playing real tark and I had quaking, no colors and my character making funny noises every once in a while

Turned my PMC into a fent zombie

[little flame]

went from 3060 to 9070 you dweeb

be quiet

[ancient marsh]

could have gone from 3060 to 9070 xt

how much memory in the 9070?

[little flame]

Im not made out of money ffs

16gb

what game to test

idk

[stark torrent]

Tarkov streets with a scope down the street and kaban lexos

[little flame]

actual negative lancy

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

tarkov is cpu based

wont do that much idk

nancy*

[stark torrent]

it will when u scope in that is pip scope

[little flame]

cant spell

xal what pc do u have

9070 xt?

[stark torrent]

3060

[little flame]

no he doesnt

[stark torrent]

ti

[little flame]

ru fr?

[stark torrent]

i think yes

[little flame]

then why does he question me on my fucking gpu man

im poor

[stark torrent]

well he is poorer

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

holy fk

[ancient marsh]

i5 12400 4060

[little flame]

my cyberpunk fps

[ancient marsh]

32 gb ram

[little flame]

14700k 9070 32 gigs of ram

i gotta get a new motherboard

fuck intel

[ancient marsh]

not even xt

[little flame]

true

[ancient marsh]

why

[little flame]

not amd compatible

intel is too hot

jesus

100 fps ultra raytracing in cyberpunlk

cyberpunk*

lmfaooo

my i7 14700k now being a bottleneck

[stark torrent]

you will always have bottleneck

you will always have a slower part in ur pc

and depends on the game

[little flame]

ik

can it run tarkov streets at 60 fps tho?

fuck nop

no

[dapper bluff]

its streets

in order to get 60 fps, you need a quantum computer

[hallow stream]

Its 50 usd more for 30% more performance bro

[little flame]

man i dont really gaf

i dont need more performance

im not being rude to u i just mean i dont really need it lmao

[dapper bluff]

wait are you playing spt or eft

[little flame]

me?

[dapper bluff]

yeah

[little flame]

why would i play spt

[dapper bluff]

oh ok

cause if you were, then i would recommend upgrading the gpu

cpu*

or use a mod

[little flame]

tried a few times i just think its boring

[dapper bluff]

idk why but tarkov is poorly optimized

[little flame]

i have a i7 14700k not good enough lmfao?

[dapper bluff]

ay its tarkov

[little flame]

true

[dapper bluff]

you will never be good enough

[little flame]

real

[dapper bluff]

nikita works for nvidia and big tech companies

def 1.0 ready

[little flame]

lmfao

[soft coral]

its not

and people need to understand

its not due to the cpu

[little flame]

u need x3d

[soft coral]

even with x3d mate

the game is Core bound

[little flame]

its just not optimized

lmfao

[soft coral]

it can't utilize lots of cores

even if you have high speed single core your fps will still be shit

[fast garden]

i hate core bound shit im glad i get great performance in this game anyway

[little flame]

ye

[soft coral]

because the other cores dont do shit

[fast garden]

esp considering i play in 4k

yeah tarkov will use like

2 cores

maybe

x3d is bait

[soft coral]

yes

well

[little flame]

not bait

[soft coral]

its 50% bait

[little flame]

it generally does better

but its not like revolutionary

[soft coral]

you do get better performance but not as much as people make it out to be

[little flame]

ye exactly

[fast garden]

its also expensive as fuck

like insanely

x3d prices when tarkov

[little flame]

ye lol

[soft coral]

aww man too bad we're playing isaac

[stark torrent]

its not really bait because it still has greatly improved perofrmance versus any non cache cpu

but this does not guarantee stable FPS

[compact knoll]

i dont think its worth it

[stark torrent]

and its very expensvie for what it is

[compact knoll]

its 10% more fps for 40% more price

@fast garden hop on interchange

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-hop-on-dying-simulator-gif-2102808135736710790

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-gif-17757244688353830212

maid outfit purchased from Rasmussen

[compact knoll]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1142931819776442548/1186733876475867256/caption-4.gif

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1212788564270645368/1381379598423425084/interesting.mp4?ex=6847f641&is=6846a4c1&hm=90cc4d384b0957ecd6577addd71fbf2fa9665aba6e80354c0264b57ef50a707b&

[fast garden]

thats what i mean

most posts will be like "holy shit x3d saved me went from 40 fps to 120!!!"

look inside

replacing a CPU from 1944

[fast garden]

hes loosing it

[stark torrent]

looks inside bro replaced his 200 usd CPU with a 500 usd one just for tarkov

ok man

[ancient marsh]

that cpu was used to calculate the trajectory needed to put sputnik into orbit

[fast garden]

and its only time for an upgrade because of tarkov

cinema

[ancient marsh]

i wonder what is tarkov's individual impact on cpu and gpu sales

[hallow stream]

Ass and fart

Cus nobody stable enough is playing this game

[fast garden]

me looking at the $3000 dollar cpu bc tarkov inflation

[hallow stream]

3k dollar for 55 fps streets, 35 if you use scope

[compact knoll]

5 killa hunters in kiba (gone sexual)

[fast garden]

18 naked SVT users in interchange

big hard throbbing magazines waiting to be used

lps bullets waiting to be fired

interchange really rocks

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

sir

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-sleeping-sleepy-dog-perritodormido-dormido-gif-16542296809354104671

[next temple]

young man

[next temple]

Nah he isn't blastin m8l8th yet

[compact knoll]

wrong

it just doesnt show

[next temple]

if it did every russian in a 10 km radius would instantly lock onto you

[soft coral]

sir

step away from that keyboard

[stark torrent]

killa farming does to a mf

[fast garden]

the paca in question

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/447324854744776715/1319288605193015337/Sprite-0002.gif

[fast garden]

shooting 50. bmg slugs at dudes wearing pacas is the best early wipe experience

[ancient marsh]

Holy shit 50.?

50 inch diameter projectile

Shooting naval cannon rounds

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/v9yA0C99Zi5tSLvlEOclMRUNdM7rJ-hdcV8bkbqz3czCM_0_mPO6eLU4GgJns3_u_bvHfOOCJ5c2PUDKtpS1GJF1ITW5O1HbTS03V4XTvl7bKKzWY7M

This is 50 inches in barrel length I think, imagine that but in diameter

[fast garden]

what it feels like you got hit by when you are wearing zabralo altyn and some guy swings with a ks23

[fast garden]

i think thats a lot more than 50 inches in barrel length

so whatever fuckin cannon round goes in that

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @little flame @hallow stream @compact knoll
cold cup of fanta lemon in this weather hits different

[hallow stream]

fanta lemon

brother what are you on

what the fuck it actually exists

[stark torrent]

yes

[ancient marsh]

There were like berry fanta too

Grape fanta

[hallow stream]

the blue one and the green one

in this weather

[little flame]

banger

[little flame]

[hallow stream]

shut up non XT user

[soft coral]

Yeah

no , buddy

no.

[hallow stream]

its the humidity

86%

[soft coral]

Lord take this heat away

[hallow stream]

no ur gonna die b4 it goes away

sorry bro

gods plan

[soft coral]

DOESN"T HELP

THAT I HAVE such a horse mane on my head and a viking beard

[fast garden]

i wish we had those here

that sounds so good

[stark torrent]

you have 10 liter dr pepper family packs

[soft coral]

yeah

but

its not fanta lemon now is it

[fast garden]

an entire isle filled with 2 litres

anyone who unironically gets 2 litres

makes me physically ill

and i work at walmart

i see people with like 20 fucking 2 litres

come and get another 20 every week

its insane

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

whats wrong with 2 litre bottles

or is it due to the fact people buy 20

of em

[fast garden]

i already dont really like 2 litres because like

flat soda if you arent chugging that shit

but like

20 of them

a week

[soft coral]

well well well 🇺🇸

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

how many times can we ping iedy in 1 day

[compact knoll]

everywhere i looked

all the fucking pricks

doing the exact same fucking thing

over and over and over and over again

thinking

this time its going to be different

[soft coral]

NONONO PLEASE

[compact knoll]

the thing is

i killed you once already

and its not like i am fucking crazy

[little flame]

Had a cough for 5 days now

It might be over

its tuberculosis

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

skill diff

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/thMn_3ZWptE?si=sz5Z1YB1D0yxhbXd

[compact knoll]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/AmazonianSpunkyWatermelonKreygasm-YwwzLVCuh0gQavI-

[stark torrent]

i cant

[hallow stream]

Forgot to save what I saw

But I saw a youtube short of a guy headshotting a ai scav like 28 times and it didnt die

On interchange

Just straight 28 semi taps to the scavs cranium and it didnt die

And it was visibly flinching

This game is truly ready for 1.0

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKMMCPeiQoc @stark torrent

[vale gorge]

opinion on my setup

[soft coral]

end it

just

pack it up lil bro

[soft coral]

Me visiting my local gypsy neighbourhood

IN GAME

OFC

[vale gorge]

tf is Nacho Varga talking aboiut

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

youre hiding killa under ze floorboards are you not

[stark torrent]

Trump gave the order to deploy 700 marines to take back the streets of LA from protesters

@fast garden @ancient marsh @soft coral @compact knoll

We got Tarkov Irl before Tarkov 1.0

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@stark torrent

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[ancient marsh]

!rules

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

kill yourself with a bottle of bleach

xalrider

[soft coral]

man a friendly exchange

[ancient marsh]

ivan gets suicide requests so often you have to specify

[stark torrent]

interchange? i hardly knew her

[ancient marsh]

no, intercourse

[soft coral]

aight bro

[ancient marsh]

with your mother

[soft coral]

pack it up

[glacial haven]

irl streets of tarkov

[stark torrent]

what if we gave backshots to xal's mother in the back of OLI

[soft coral]

I think its time iedy for you to smoke a cig next to a gas station

[stark torrent]

this one does run on the latest graphics engine

[glacial haven]

considering the people walking around there, that may not be a good thing

[ancient marsh]

refuel + respawn combo

[soft coral]

if artyomka was here he would be giving killa backshots in the back of OLI

[stark torrent]

he just did now but at IDEA

[glacial haven]

collecting the cargo manifests, i see

bro i just randomly checked the stream preview and see this shit lmao

[stark torrent]

died from a 9000 hour animal

[glacial haven]

bro is still in raid fucking your lifeless body

[hallow stream]

Bro died to a fucking walrus using a computer

[glacial haven]

shit looks like edp body slammed you

[hallow stream]

That 1 guy thats ratting in dorms since last wipe

Yea thats twomad

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/A6vdrzUyDXk?si=L5fZTFyZIh4jT66e

[hallow stream]

[glacial haven]

realistic representation of what it looks like when the fridge of the group of girls at a party smells candy in your pocket

[fast garden]

Yooooo it’s like the BEARs being sent to stop terragroup

[glacial haven]

just got a spam message on my business number, looks like i am switch numbers once again

[stark torrent]

fucking Sri Lankans at it again

[glacial haven]

ah yes, some fucker in a metal hut in azerbaijan sending me a notification about my dhl package

i hope he becomes a statistic on the next cia mission report excel spreadsheet

[stark torrent]

got camped by a 3 man at emercom

one's name was R4t4tt4ck

i killed two

how are they so bad

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

What the hell is even going on in LA

[glacial haven]

I think it's just ICE raids

And since they are not permitted to do much against normal civilians, they are bringing in the boys in armour that are allowed to interfere with civilians

[fast garden]

[dapper bluff]

quoting a yt comment

"LA is my least fav mexican state"

[fast garden]

[dapper bluff]

plus wtf is going on in Paris

[glacial haven]

Huh, interesting

[dapper bluff]

indeed

[glacial haven]

I know about the riots there but never asked myself that question either

Because it's just like

France

And Paris

[dapper bluff]

it boils down to

riots against immigration

on the surface if you just barely look at it

it will look like a football riot since the PSG won

but if you look deeper, the riots began before the football match

but hey

its just the french being french

[glacial haven]

Lot's of riots against immigration going on

[stark torrent]

there is a guy selling mexican flags to protesters for 20 bucks a piece , he is the smartest dude out there

bro will become millonaire

[glacial haven]

Bro will find himself in a tub with concrete slowly covering him

I respect the hustle tho

[dapper bluff]

maybe sell some american flags for the other side as well

peak money inflow

[glacial haven]

"When there is a gold rush, be the one selling the shovels" - by idk who

[dapper bluff]

yay

ok back to tarkov

[stark torrent]

"Fish where the fish are"

[dapper bluff]

ITS LAGGY IN THIS GAME

[glacial haven]

so, by that logic, i should compile a mailing list of sexaholic anonymous meeting members, create a knock-off ashley madison website and invite them?

[stark torrent]

smash

[glacial haven]

i wouldn't be surprised if someone already tried that lmao

[little flame]

interchangeable intercourse

ah yes

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/912320242301149215/1382042962107564072/i_wanna_jerk_off.mp4?ex=6849b74f&is=684865cf&hm=0e53659d143ad9c37114e943fcc113a78b713c38945df219cdad83ca58b16702&

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/farcry6-gif-23383353

[soft coral]

Killa grippers

[compact knoll]

sloppy killa footjob please

https://lichess.org/oXdvi7Ib

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

terrible day to be able to read

these 2 fucking idiots

are so cooked with tarkov

they decided to play chess between matches

[stark torrent]

i killed him at car bro was fat as fuck with loot

rip

[soft coral]

Name checksout

[compact knoll]

https://lichess.org/ATnkyrKs @soft coral come chess

[soft coral]

I hope you explode

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent come chess