#💣tarkov-released
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Pull out the praying matt
and hope you go to jannah
literally me when i take 10 dmg
shawty is an addict god damn
popped a prop, zag and sj6
and a green stim
brodie pls
just use the fucking perfortoran
and medkit
thats all you need
Nah she needs a trimadol on top of that so she can sprint forever
Whos got the best gun build for EFT? Any weapons are acceptable
Spear is the best gun overall rn
If u have hybrid ammo
brother why are you running an elcan on an HK
you have 86 mil

PGS Airburst Grenade Launcher
Now he is going to interchange voluntarily
@stark torrent interchange?
@stark torrent went outside
saw passat b5
day is good
Went outside
Sweating
that too
imagine working
get up in the morning
knees crack
@stark torrent @compact knoll @little flame
its actually over
New life dlc unlocked
maan 
I'm only 22 and I already hate when theres too much people talking at the same time
it ain't looking good
Maybe in a year or 2 you unlock balding and receeding hairline as well
You never know
either way
I couldn't care less
if I start balding with this much hair I'd shave it and go completely bald
lmfaooo
reaching mid life crisis
https://isaaconnect.com/ @little flame
Solve 4 groups of 4 Isaac items. Changes everyday!
don't miss it
o
waaait
thats actually cool as fuck
my bird is gonna make me die in gamam
its either hes eating my fucking mic wire
or hes jumping on my keyboard
holy
ayo
how many killas did u end with yesterday?
i think 8 or 9
niice
later half of the day is decent, legit players are coming to play
early like now its full of cheaters

the employed mfs
REAL
dont ask things u dont wanna know
Time for my daily isaac run
My CPU when Kaban , Kollontay and 10 player scavs already spawned
okay pookie bear
@stark torrent are you windows 11?
nah
I see
the reason I'm asking
we have literally the same celsius
isn't calarasi right next to danube
yes its across silistra

danube is basically the border
( we dont care we welcome everyone )
we see a bulgarian flag on a ship we salute
and they salute back
god bless
God bless
@stark torrent stara zagora (my home town) is 338 roughly
like a 5 hour drive
4 if dad steps on the gas pedal
Masda diesal with 150 horses 
5 hour drive in the balkans during summer 
basically a skyrim playthrough really, lots of random encounters
I think they rolled some update or something happened which makes the u.i crash
and youre unable to interact with u.i
open file explorer or settings

it might be very possible because i heard about this before
me and alle had this
I fixed it by doing recovery and uninstalling latest update and completely reinstalling nvidia drivers
alle still hasn't fixed it
god bless
ye
fuck thanks, gotta completely uninstall the drivers first
did u do latest drivers?
must be latest windows update
literally no ui crash this time
installing drivers now
ah yeah u did uninstall latest update too
god bless windows 11 amirite
1 small update
breaks everything
shit was so ass it made my gpu drivers crash completely

thanks microsoft I dont want to use my pc anyway
truly
its so retarded
its not my gpu because my gpu temps are literally at like 50 after restart man
50 after being under load for an hour or so right after restarrting


ouija
otehrs are asswuoe
lol fr
so why ask
EXCUSE ME
ALO
matrioshka chest
remember! Chub dislikes smoke @little flame
bro does not smoke the za
🗣️
end me now

HE BUNNYHOPPED TO 11SR
I CLOSED THE DOOR IN HIS FACE
BRO IS FUMING I STOLE THAT LEDEX
Lasted a little longer than usual
Getting robbed of armor by too many dudes naked with svd
they do not survive
anyway artyom got extract camped with 71 kg
Windows try not to release an update that bricks pc hardware challenge impossible
It was never there
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but can it kill killa?
@stark torrent 20 minutes he said
I just got my burger it will be a while

walk on street
shaved woman with clothes in hand curses and screams at everyone on the street

burgir
https://youtu.be/mVFX4G4otJM?si=4AEVH5IMXlHbmoH8 @stark torrent
authentic road rage
@stark torrent @compact knoll @viral sigil
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
JESUS TURN DOWN THE HEAT BRO
you dont wanna make a second hell
Made the mistake of going outside to the store
its actually difficult to fucking breathe mate
yeah like i cant man im swaeting my ass off
its 17
dude
heat is supposed to go down
why is it only getting hotter
because compared to the atmosphere we are down
literally cooked
very cool trash dude
i love when ivan takes random pictures of trash on the ground

what else do you want me to do
when going outside
omg someone is cooking paprikass
duhuude
whole street smells
Yes
ay man listen
when i was still playing tarkov i had so many tags of my friend you'd have a history of him leveling up
like a tag for almost every level from like 1-20
WHO
i remember it was you or me who killed some altyn bozo named leu fu du buss
because ofc
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
iedy pull out the tags named sloppypawjob
go to store
withdrawl 50
give cashier 50 >price of stuff is less than 10
sorry I only got bills I was at the atm
old lady: no problem young man I only wish you to have big bills
@stark torrent @little flame @compact knoll
she knows
Peter Griffin
Discount caseoh
me and artyom already went into antoher raid and died and this streamer is still in the raid with our shit
he is 61kg and cant move

I've been doing this game with one of my friends over the past couple of months
Where we ask each other the prices of any item in tarkov
mind you neither of us have played the game in about 2 years
Worst part is that the price is almost always correct
Shit lives rent free in our heads
8 years of development btw
i tihnk i only had 4
thats why im playing tarkov
truly fuck this game
@fast garden hop on tarkov
hop on pookie bear
4th killa
is that Ludacris on the left?
Brother pls

That's really funny I should do that to
The functionally class 3 plate
@compact knoll
she is going to make me shoot alright
at least a 100 times
i mean
shot killa from the back
SHOOTIN ROPES
5th killa
Put the 10 round mags in there for more
Surely you won't need more
brother
my aim is shit
i had to spend 2 20 rounders svd on him
RPD might be something to try then
hell nah
Simply mag dump at any noise
That or svt40
ak platform
@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral @fast garden https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/TransparentCaringKoalaCclamChamp-eDVHmLFC05xyddbW
fakin 'ell
@compact knoll @stark torrent
Yes instagram I'm interested in borderline porn
would though
you could have been running interchange with us
but youre gooning
you want him to play interchange
to some bulgarian rap today
horrible fucking friend you are artyom
6 killas
unbelievable
Можете да ме подрепите, като си закупите книгите ми "Изчислителна Грешка" и "Изчислителна Грешка 2" от страницата https://www.facebook.com/izchislitelnagreshka
do not talk to me or my son ever again
me or my son or my son or my son or my son or my son ever again
Mp7 son or p90 daughter
mp7 son
they nerfed the shit out of p90
i liked it before a lot but now ss doesnt even pen level 4
takes as much time to load a p90 mag as its takes to do a raid bro
A calming 50 second break to pack one magazine
50?
more like 2 minutes
p90 would be cool if the mags didnt take 5 years to reload and the gun had lower recoil
it should just be like a .22 smg's recoil because thats basically what the caliber is
8 killa
artyom wake up
it doesnt have much recoil
the issue is that ammo is shit
ammo doesnt matter that much with zero recoil because you can just piss shitty ammo at someone's knees
kedr is real for this
kedr has a lot of recoil
issue is you shitty irons so you cant control your recoil
idk get real
DOn't need it
fun gun but akm superior
I like the style of the under folder more
True also zenit parts to
Bro thought he was playing https://open.spotify.com/track/1Eolhana7nKHYpcYpdVcT5
10 killas today
we need to do like 15 killas a day
lord
2 killas every hour
or at least 3 killas every 2 hours
ivan is this your safe space
bb gun moment
bullet clearly goes way overhead
xalrider do you understand the eye isnt at the top of the head
do you understand that the pmc isn't 8 feet tall
i understand the bullet ricochet'd so it probably hit the very top of the helmet
That would give you a concussiom not kill you
the helmet is the big pope hat then i guess
@stark torrent @compact knoll got 12pack of classic monsters
we go back to 2005 with this one
where is bro going that he needs 5 vaseline packs
2nd killa
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the goshan to brutal, from the idea to the oli, from sushi to starucks, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, tremblin
g, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail scratching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and I'd still ride.
3rd killa
over the counter.
RAW.
bend killa over the kiba counter
killa bent me over the kiba counter

@fast garden backshots in kiba?
The lord doesnt want them, thats why he sent them to tarkov
the car repair shop outside the house I live
has a mercedes CLS63AMG in there
roaring its engine since 30 minutnes ago
WTF are they doing to that thing
The working man has no time for pleasure

18 naked killa farmers in kiba
big hard throbbing cocks wanting to be sucked
18 naked killa farmers in kiba wanting to be fucked
killa farmers in kiba at interchange
interchange really rocks
I don't even know anymore
what am I reading
allah if you hear me please smite him down
loaded in a minute later
a minute after raid started
could have killed killa
@compact knoll @stark torrent
maybe buying 12pack of regular monster was mistake
I should've went for apple
@soft coral i buy monster
start playing tarkov
gpu goes to 80 degrees
half an hour later my monster is warm
this is why we cant have nice things
it's time to upgrade gpu young man
got anymore of those sj6
4th
very behind no schedule
@stark torrent @compact knoll
phone rings
unknown number I've never seen
hello?
hello I'm calling about the listing for X apartment on X adress 100square meters is it still available?
who?
where?
brother you got the wrong number I don't sell apartments
oh is that so I'm sorry
5 killas 0 roubles
i sold 4 junk boxes and my thicc case
4 hours of unpaid labour
wtf is this creature
eughhh
!topic
@ancient marsh
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
we do not care
6 killa
Bro said 20 minutes
sir
actual betrayal
sir but we only have 3 days left
you can rest after we are done
lol
wtf is this retarded shti
i havent played gamma in like 3 days
and this happens
god forbid a stable fucking modpack
worse than fucking those companies than ban ur account for being inactive
that*
jesus
fk me man
nvm found the fix
this is pissing me off
what is this circle lmao
dude
now my mcm is completely fucked up
can someone send me their mcm settings
mine are like from back ages ago now cuz i had to replace them for my gamma to boot
Bro just reinstall atp
no
@fast garden
can u do this for me rq
just go there right click show in explorer then drop ur file
this shits so cancer
ah
Mine aren’t even normal
how the fuck would i know ur on phone man
My mcm are fucked
ah fair enough
Doesn’t discord have a unique mobile icon

yes
it doesn't matter
its like
5 of us in this channel
I could post skyrim and it wouldn't make a difference
Why did you have to repost that terrible LiveLeak monster
true
Seen prettier industrial accidents
stfgu
stfu
u put tboi in here u cuck ass

I do 
I wasn't telling you not to
just pointing it out

good evening to you too

hi
who tf ru
?
fight fight
@little flame
I hecking love this game
I CAN"T FUCKING SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
8 killas
@stark torrent youre a cunt btw
@stark torrent guy in killa mask btw
shoots me with lapua thru the wall
WEARS A KILLA HELMET
COULDNT POSSIBLE HEAR ME CMSING
shoots me thru the wall
misses
shoots me thru the door
bro was madge i stole his killa
fat piece of shit
Most welcoming interaction in gammacord
he simply had experience at the game
are you having a stroke
iq dropping by the second
losing brains
you cant go negative
you'd be surprised what is possible in the balkans
yeah i got a specimen right here
@stark torrent i get the longest spawn 5 times in a row
i will personally molotov bomb nikita
well well well
tommorow we keep goin the cbt
i am off work so we good
the mp7 with valday is so fucking good
damn it didnt clip
only the last guy
best i can do is this
mp7/p90/ (personal bias) UMP with valday on top
slap valday on smg gg
actual strongest Interchange Security Guard
fuck
jabadugarfunkle went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Escape from Tarkov VOD now.
@stark torrent
1:52:50
the tarkov chad pipeline
from depression to suicide
is just 1 keycard

holy shit they died like bots
stand there and let you shoot them
some people

he has 6k hours
you go stupid then smart then stupid again
this guy died to killa 
when did he say that
"cqcm is late late lightkeeper"
just before they entereed the mall
aka quest fucking 2
the whining makes sense
after i killed the first two
i thought i killed all 3
but the third one caps walked into pharma
and jerked off there while i was looting killa
i swear dude
the neuron activatation of hearing killa
gave me super powers
ivan entered room and the super power did not go off
clearly i am as his alarm goes off several times (i get pinged for killa)
nah thats iedy (he goes jim)
ive actually been sorta kinda trying to eat a bit better and then maybe work out in some fashion
just eating slightly better than normal i lost 5 pounds from last month
oh shit american measurements
you can translate that if you know it lol
ricoshidded
the guy said that i hit him in the head
yeah all 3 of them
yep
2 from the back 1 from the front?
really a shame i didnt clip it
Lord give me strenght
I think we can make it a guiness record on how many homosexual innuendos we can make in this chat
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden
unloaded onto 11 men
shot at 11 men
most hit the forehead tho
and only after that did you rip everything they were wearing off
Hello yes mental hospital I'd like to book rooms for 4 patients
he pounded my ass with an impact
omg
thats enough big pc for today
gn fellas I go use small pc in bed to scrolls insta reels
gn ivanko
only my mom calls me that
alright dude
@ancient marsh
Imagine an StG-45, a USP .45 and a AK-105 combined together
sir this is tarkov more guns dont help you get 1 tapped in the eyball from 188m
But they do increase the firepower
one of the stranger ones
@stark torrent gm
I hate life
The only thing a bulgarian thinks when visiting paris is not where to buy a fancy perfume or a good wine , they only think to themselves how much money they can get for selling the metal of the eifel tower @stark torrent
Deep
furry
@stark torrent its time
name checks out
https://youtu.be/jN4WAEFMiOw?si=RjmOFdkZRli0oXkh @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden
"you ever wanna bend over killa over the counter? cuz you know thats the SWAG"
I don’t own rights to the video
Lord save me
none of us are seeing heaven
@soft coral @little flame @ancient marsh @fast garden @stark torrent place your bets, is 1.0 gonna kill fps or up it
it is
why is this a question?
aha
nearly 99% of patches
have somehow decreased FPS
despite "multiple performance fixes" in the change log
1.0 ISNT COMING OUT

@stark torrent https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hoSWGICF62I
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #eft
hackers literally have the ability to kick people like
how many years of development again?
surely
I couldn't finish my uni degree what makes you think they will finish tarkov
get up too quickly
everything becomes black
nearly faint @stark torrent

well tarkov devs are actually competenet
somewhat
added 1 trashcan on Streets of Tarkov map
broke green flares extract
OH TRUE
istg
the amount of patches I've seen where they change something minor
and the green flares break
how are the two connected even
they change 3 textures on shoreline to not overlap and now the streets sniper ignores the flare and murders you
many such cases
who lied to you?
I saw that @compact knoll
Nice fps
150 USD bet from me that SPT 4.0 will be pulling higher fps than EFT 1.0
Welcome to gamma tarkovs youtube channel, today we will be killing artyom with a rock for spouting complete insane lunatic bullshit as his mental state has degraded too far from farming killa, there has been no recorded cure besides death
So the way you kill people with rock is- unskippable ad for nike thats 45 seconds plays 
IVAAAAAAN YOU BLITHERING IDIOT
ON NEXT EPISODE OF TOP RAID
WE WILL BE TESTING THE BALLISTIC PROPERTIES OF A BUS, AND IVAN'S HEAD AT THE SAME TIME

Are you tall?
SCAVS , HERE!?
Do you drink a shitload of energy drinks?
ey now listen man
@compact knoll @stark torrent
lemme tell you something
we don't talk about that
the state of it
legit
through the bus
Stop drinking a shitload of energy drinks and start doing yoga, squats, and pilates. It'll fix you right up. You will only get lightheaded under the most extreme circumstances of sitting for a long time and rising to your feet as fast as possible.
Now, I know you're not gonna do any of that.
But I'm just saying it'll help.
bro doesn't know who he is talking to
ladies and gents
that man doesn't know.
I was a young man like you. And then I took an injury to the back. Deadlifting egolifts because I was cranked up on energy drinks.
Just sayin', one day you whippersnappers will come to the realization that the energy drinks are causing you to be tired.
Shit is a bop until the time comes, though.
Reverse effect is a bitch
It’s really funny when I drink an energy drink in the morning for a few days while working and then the next week I don’t
And for that next week I’m tired as shit
After that week I’m good again
they feel good once in a while but they make me so fucking tired
always stretch
and remember to train core strength
your hips will thank you
i think i shouldnt have settled in a desert 
im suprised you can think enough to play that game
thank you so much
@stark torrent me when i see killa
its better not to say

uh wdym
like
what start
u got any like special things in ur run like fuckin cultists or some shit
idk i like doing different runs
Nah untar band is drip
YOOOOOOOOOOOOO










