💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

so cancer thought people were lying about how bad it was lmfao

sprayed him too with m993 but did nothing ig had like a second to react

[fast garden]

game was better when only the shitters camped

look at what tigz has brought upon us

[stark torrent]

went to take the BTR

cocsucker is in it , leaves

BTR snipes me from 100m through 5 trees

head nape

ok

https://tenor.com/view/green-whats-your-problem-tense1983-rage-angry-gif-14541377

[fast garden]

btr gunner is a fucking crackshot

he should not be that accurate

[stark torrent]

like bro literally has 100% accuracy

the PKTM should be like supressive fire but bro just aimbots

Classic

[fast garden]

unless he is aiming through the BF4 style mg gun port hud he should literally miss 90 percent of the time

what btr gunner sees:

[compact knoll]

this was 100% stolen from stalker 2

@stark torrent we should do arena tommorow if youre free in the morning

[fast garden]

ehhh?

[stark torrent]

sure

im lvl 69 battlepass

nice

[fast garden]

150 total

smile

good

[compact knoll]

i feel like i have been brainwashed

i really remember it looking like the one in tarkov

[fast garden]

even if it was

[fast garden]

its a fucking camo pattern

[compact knoll]

anyway gn chat

[fast garden]

gold camos in games are all stole from previous games 💔

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

yeah it looks more like defender

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Alle's stats

4220 deaths lmfao

[fast garden]

holy fucking shit

[winged mica]

more HD

[compact knoll]

came back in the last minute

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-csgo-ohne-pixel-mastixkg-mastix-gif-15147312452195856998

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

LOOOOOOOOOK

IM PLAYING SOLO

LOOOOOOOOOK

[winged mica]

who are these jigga

[soft coral]

bro still keeping that name

Lord save him please

[compact knoll]

probably gonna change it

just dont know what for yet

[soft coral]

I'd do something like salewa gomez

or m1a khalifa

or use these @compact knoll

"bearlylegal"

[lyric cairn]

WalterWipe still the 🐐

[stark torrent]

DarthNader

[soft coral]

yoooo

[little flame]

Rel

[little flame]

Nah bro wtf listen to this shit in the start while ur eyes are closed😭😭😭😭

[little flame]

I CAN HANDLE 12 GUYS LET THEM COME, LET THEM COME.

[little flame]

fucking diabolical what

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

winchester and ak-50 are cumming

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll @soft coral @dapper grotto

[fast garden]

ReshalaMuggedMe

[fast garden]

im gonna fuck his wife for 9 years and see if he gets jaded by then like the rest of us got for being fucked by nikita for the same amount of time

[north lagoon]

I was doing some digging for a Tarkov feature I was interested in on YouTube, and I get a fucking ad for wall hack and esp client

https://tenor.com/view/payaso-eso-el-sad-clown-suicide-jokes-gif-11802936

Nikita! Nikita! More aimbot please!

[fast garden]

you look up enough shit about tarkov and it happens

like how much money do these cheat devs spend on ads

[north lagoon]

If YouTube wasn’t run by Indians and robots maybe this wouldn’t happen as often…

[hard heart]

Pajeet does a good job, what do you mean

[hallow stream]

youtube isn't even ran by people

AI runs it

unironically

[compact knoll]

PAINT MY DAMN GUN

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

artyom that gun doesnt have paint yet smh

gotta wait for next wipe

[real solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/eric-andre-purple-what-if-it-was-karlrove-pencil-gif-13697978

[soft coral]

wtf is this call of duty looking ahh camo

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-csgo-ohne-pixel-mastixkg-mastix-gif-15147312452195856998

[frosty basalt]

“Reddit is a very knowledgeable place”

[stark torrent]

Blackjacks are 100k now

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent arena?

[fast garden]

that annoying fuck on the tarkov subreddit just said something about tarkov coming to steam before 1.0 did nikita actually say that in the tarkov tv

[stark torrent]

not at all , he said the opposite

[fast garden]

classic

[winged mica]

So next wipe is 1.0?

[stark torrent]

yes

[winged mica]

What are maps that hadnt been added

Terminal?

[stark torrent]

yes

[winged mica]

Airport fight prob cool

Gotta have some No Russian references

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent hop on arena?

[stark torrent]

a bit later my dailies are not up yet

and im eatin

[frosty basalt]

So no summer wipe then?

[stark torrent]

prob not

[frosty basalt]

I c

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/521645013277474826/1363907207556763658/BugBam_TG_EN.mp4?ex=6807bd12&is=68066b92&hm=451e8e8e1d5a90eab6a4028dac0b222022ba546dc0f1762e9c99d21d89191edc&

[stark torrent]

is that terrain sliding

@compact knoll ok lets go

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[compact knoll]

NO

TOO LATE

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/darius-need-for-speed-nfs-nfsc-need-for-speed-carbon-gif-25071146

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1260243888405217318/1286417810032951340/togif.gif

[native crypt]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

hey so uh why does arena perform infinitely worse since the last i played

this is unforgiveable dogass

[stark torrent]

Yeah the new update fucked shit up

[hallow stream]

"why does bsg updating the game make the game run worse"

Come on man

Its in the sentence

[soft coral]

well well well

[dapper grotto]

we are so barack chat

[fast garden]

Arena felt like such dogshit I didn’t even play more than one FFA before I got off

Fucking nikita

[wintry ridge]

same

dying every time I peak because I gotta play enforcer for quests but can't 1 tap headshot people because of the fucking masks

apparently PP ammo just doesnt wanna work

[fast garden]

I was playing sag Ak BS marksman

Actually able to kill people

New point limit is so ass

You get two spare mags unless you use smg or shit shotgun ammo

And only two mags of good ammo

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent you alive

[compact knoll]

Enforcer feels the weakest tbh

[fast garden]

They made enforcer so dogshit lmao

You literally don’t even get enough points for class 5 armor and more than one lmg mag full of shit ammo

Only real gun on enforcer is aa12

Can’t even run pp19 drums

What is the point

[wintry ridge]

REAL

can only have 2 mags of pp ammo in an rpk

[fast garden]

Only AR on enforcer now is the fucking ash12

They took all the ARs away

You get shit smgs, the ash12, lmgs that cost too much to get ammo for, and shotguns

And one class 5 plate is a quarter of your point total not even counting the rig

Fucking nice

[little flame]

oblivion remasted

remastered*

[fast garden]

Someone is clearly re-masted

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/eftarena-arena-eft-gif-3277879312185279463

@stark torrent

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-gif-25367147

[stark torrent]

hi

yes i just got home

[stark torrent]

Enforcer is only good on LastHero because u will prob die before needing to reload

And you can just W + lmb

otherwise yeah u dont have points for anything decent and Scout and Marksman tap your ass

[fast garden]

I am pretty good so I actually usually die from running out of ammo

[stark torrent]

Same

Prefiring corners is fun af

Yeah push me bro , cmon

Cmon push the corner - M60 user

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmgUQctlipo

man i love Hop

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-sad-shaq-dismissed-shaq-shaquille-o'neal-gif-17893105500149090374

a bit too late

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/escape-from-tarkov-damirka-gif-27327882

[stark torrent]

The Last Hero

[fast garden]

All that just to not be able to afford a back plate

The only silver lining is them adding maska shield

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/eftarena-arena-eft-gif-3277879312185279463

[brittle sinew]

The drip is fire

[lyric cairn]

Wake up. Check tarkov chat. Questionable shit being posted.

[vivid dawn]

I need to play Arena agaim

[fast garden]

expect to get half the frames you did and to have even less fun than normal

[stark torrent]

My dreams after 8150 hours of tarkov

[brittle sinew]

First (and last) time I played arena, I was so fucking confused by that

And that everything felt different

Like bro, it's the same damn game

[soft coral]

bro got a headache

mm yes the floor is made out ot floor

[white cloak]

AI surely tracking very nice

LOCKING ONTO THE FLOOR

[daring torrent]

you ever notice theres no vapes in tarkov

[hallow stream]

Its cus cigs are more affordable

[stark torrent]

it actually has to do with marketing laws in some countries like china for example

apparently gore and hentai is fine but showing cigs and skulls is a no no

[daring torrent]

does china specifically ban vapes in media but not cigarettes

the more i think about this the more confused i get

[stark torrent]

idk their laws are strict for some specific shit

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent green light going to red, guy goes half way, stops as it turns red and slowly drives back

Guy behind him nearly crashes into him, goes thru the red light anyway

He was like 20 cms away from hitting him in the rear

[fast garden]

Some guy pulled out and turned in front of me on his red light

It’s in the air this morning

[stark torrent]

Yesterday a BMW driver crashed into a kebab shop here

Gypsy , drunk , suspended licence already

end urself

[compact knoll]

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tarkov-arena-gif-5107615677168621484

[keen bloom]

is this game worth it ? i heard about the cheating issues and people keep telling me to play the offline / pve mode haha

[stark torrent]

If u never played and u dont have freinds to play with , yeah this game will be brutal af

Yes there are cheaters and yes i would say PvE mode would be better

for a solo new player

[fast garden]

The other side of that is that as a new player in pvp you are either going to only recognize the extremely blatant cheaters, or you will think everyone is cheating.

[compact knoll]

its an expirience

it mgiht be bad

but play it anyway

[frozen vale]

Tarkov not worth it unless you play SPEFT

[stark torrent]

or just dont suck

[compact knoll]

sounds like skill issue idk

[frozen vale]

60$'s to deal with wallhackers don't sound fun tbh

I'll wait until the cheating issue gets fixed then I'll change my opinion

[stark torrent]

it wont

[hallow stream]

Not right now

SPT is struggling

cause the update and the big modders quit and the such

so ppl are making replacements for AI mods, spawn mods, etc

PvE made by BSG fucking sucks

[vivid dawn]

blehhhhh

[stark torrent]

Yes , i forgot to say , as REXANA said too who is a modder himself , the Unity 2022 update kinda killed SPT modding right now , updating mods is cancer and many modders just quit

so SPT right now is very outdated compared to EFT

and it will be even more when EFT releases in autumn etc

[wintry ridge]

what if this was bsg's game plan

[frozen vale]

Nikita scary

[keen bloom]

i think i'll stick with gamma for a while. I really wanted to try this game because the videoclips i saw were confirmed by my cousin (ex vet) to be the most realistic shit he's seen on vidya, but i guess sore losers and short staffing is gonna fuck this one too

[hallow stream]

its on the same version as current wipe but ye

its gonna take like

2 months

for all the mods to be up to date prolly

[stark torrent]

Rexana said otherwise , the guns themselves can take a good while to be ported

AI mods and stuff as well

so yeah idk

[hallow stream]

the main makers of guns have figured it out

its just AI mods and the such now which change systems

cause even in the last version of SPT AI was cancer cause of zombie changes which were kept in game for no fucking reason

[stark torrent]

huh interesting

[stark torrent]

@keen sparrow is this helpful

[hallow stream]

its only for WTT doe

so like

womp womp

idk if it works with other shit

id guess not

b4 that it was this

[stark torrent]

@fast garden yep , Labrytinh loot nerfed by 50%

no bosses

keycard is a barter that now is around 500-600k instead of 260k price

consesus : nerfed to shit , thank you bsg

[glacial stag]

Please

[fast garden]

No bosses kek

Labs cards are already like what, 120-160k? Labrys being 260 made sense

The loot is probably still insane even cut in half

But 500k for that is ehhh

[stark torrent]

Axel said that if u win the lobby you can make like 2 mil tops

[fast garden]

Yeah that’s bad even with no access fee

For what and how you have to get there

Did they refurbish any of the quests to stay in the game?

[stark torrent]

I think they stayed but u cant get the achievements

BUT Apparently this week we should get a new event , probably the RPG

Axel said 99.9%

[fast garden]

I want old flashlights back

[lyric cairn]

Patch notes:

Labyrinth loot nerfed an additional 30%
Increased M4 recoil 30%
M856A1 and above blacklisted on flea
Added RPG (but not actually, again)

Known issues:

Scavs now have 100% chance for headshot when using PM, no ETA on fix

[wintry ridge]

scavs now have 90% hit probability with shotgun slugs, sorry cant fix without rolling back the event

[daring torrent]

i think arena is still very fun but the main game is so full of cheaters that its not worth it just to save your sanity

if you like loot and doing chores then PvE is sorta ok

SPT is better than PvE but it runs like ASS

was also quite buggy from my experience

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-tarkov-arena-gif-5107615677168621484

@stark torrent

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/eftarena-arena-eft-gif-3277879312185279463

[soft coral]

sir step away from that keyboard

[keen sparrow]

Lol, groovey back in the saddle

He’s the guy that makes all the tools that WTT uses. When i was on the team it was a given that you credit him for the utilities on every mod you released because there was a 99% chance you used something he wrote.

Yes, that changes everything

Lol, Choccy got early access, i wondered how tf he released that new WWII gun before WTT put anything out

That dude can do animations, but good god he can;t texture or do sound design to save his life

[keen sparrow]

Just join WTT, lol

Took me forever. I had to restart my first gun like 4 times before i got it right.

It’s still going to hurt WTT’s timeline because Tron made like 150 fucking armour vests and chest rigs

There’s like 40 different backpacks

And i would bet money i don’t have that Groovey still hasn’t made any botgen

He’s probably been completely bogged down with IRL and figuring out this bundle issue.

So until then, we get to sit back and watch BSG steal ideas from spt-hub

[hallow stream]

yea I actually saw in live

fontaine making gas zones and the such

for factory

and 1 update later on tark

we have labrynth

with the exact same mechanic

[keen sparrow]

I started releasing ‘stat stick’ bipods

Boom, bipods

I’d swear there was a mole in WTT because iw as arguing with a guy about ‘storing’ a tourniquette on your stock like the operator dudes do IRL. The arguement against me was “extended UV exposure to the plastic from the sun makes them crack and renders them useless” my retort was, ‘my brother in christ, it’s a video game”

But not 2 weeks later, boom. AK stock with a tourniquette slot.

https://tenor.com/view/nicki-shrug-i-dunno-shrugs-shrugging-gif-13056194

It’s would’ve been stupid easy too because you can technically make a slot for anything. Add a bine to the stock model and name it ‘mod_mount’ and in the stocks code declare that slot ‘mod_mount” takes the ID of the tourniquette. Could even place the tourniquettes world model on the stock and add a script to it so it appears and disappears based on whether or not it’s in the slot just like any other attachment.

[hallow stream]

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208148203673878568/1365037539353825471/VID_20230917154602.mp4?ex=680bd9c6&is=680a8846&hm=1d64f9037ac04fc9d51bbcd5a795232c448cdbf4722da323358b57de34df5547&

[wintry ridge]

speed is funny asf when hes not being a shithead

[real solstice]

He failed the quick time event

[hallow stream]

the 2nd video

triple headshot

turns around

brrrrrrrrrr

goodbye

the game works as intended™️

[real solstice]

shots 1-5 clearly missed

me when I loot the cursed vodka that instantly kills you

[low iris]

People ignore the fact that tourniquets used on aks was for comfort purposes

Older style tourniquets if stretched like that for too long wouldn't be useable

Also i think the reason they started adding a shitton of stuff that modders made is because BSG devs are realizing that there are people more competent than them at their job and are gonna just add random shit they find that players think look cool inorder to look better in their employers eyes

[keen sparrow]

BSG after the unheard debacle:

https://tenor.com/view/wash-fire-man-gif-21493951

[soft coral]

we're way past that

[north lagoon]

Things have gotten a lot better since unheard

Except armor, I’m dying on that hill

[hallow stream]

Tell that to how the game performs

Cus we still going downhill with that

Also funny cheater men being able to kill your fps completely this wipe

Next wipe its going to be worse

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1915729879389110610

Nikita Buyanov (@[e-mail])

https://t.co/gp07ihpHd6

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 25, 2025, 11:29 AM

PKM silencer leaks

[compact knoll]

All the anime figurines is why the game is so shit

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1365300190403235880/1966a758bc219-master_playlist.mp4?ex=680cce63&is=680b7ce3&hm=13d95e919f4cac3218603b61deb5eb63bda092696477d5438226547bbb0ff80c&

Friends clip

[stark torrent]

ALLAHU-

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[brittle sinew]

I'm still confused how it manages to run worse with the years

[hallow stream]

developer issue

[soft coral]

engine

its the engine

the code is so bad

it cant take it

[brittle sinew]

And not the almost decade of tech debt lol

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

the game is fine guys

[hallow stream]

them blaming engine is shit excuse

theyre gonna use unreal 5 for the next game

then still blame the engine when something doesnt work

[soft coral]

the engine can handle heavy games

when they are PROPERLY coded

you cant make a lambo engine run fast with 3 missing pistons and without turbochargers

[hallow stream]

https://youtube.com/shorts/pNcMxRpbhWU

[fast garden]

Everyone’s thoughts on marathon

[stark torrent]

so far , maps are big but not too many squads/ players , i have watched landmark play

they didnt rly run into players a lot

i dont like the artstyle and char designs are really not my cup of tea

[soft coral]

other people: awhh mann its storming outside we can't go out
balkaners: cmon youre not made of sugar @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

real but we just say , are you made of shit or what

[soft coral]

we also say you wont melt which is similar

only in the balkans your parents say
dont you dare get sick im not spending money on medicine

[fast garden]

The only people defending this game are people who suck corporate dick harder than even the most devout nikita glazers

[wintry ridge]

i like the art style and stuff but iedys right about the map size compared to player count

didnt really look like alot of fighting was going on

[stark torrent]

i thought u liked it

[fast garden]

I was hopeful

This game is literally destined to flop

[stark torrent]

it just looks boring to me , the risk reward which makes EXTRACTION SHOOTERS GOOD

is not there really like idk

[fast garden]

It’s not and that’s the thing

The problem is the way they are trying to make an intentionally unfriendly genre of game super accessible

I’m just gonna SS parts of a discussion Ive had about the game in other places

[hallow stream]

there being a real map is helpful

actually readable one

thats abt it

i dont think marathon will live cus bungie fans already hate bungie and wont buy their next game and its 40 dollars

[fast garden]

Yeah 💀

[hallow stream]

ARC RAIDERS

HERE I COME ARC RAIDERS

[hallow stream]

honestly

theres a very very very good thing abt marathon

its on steam

so you can refund it if you dont like it

[fast garden]

True

Even the server bot bro

Bungie rn

I’ve played a little bit of the closed beta

It’s like

It’s limited lifespan is going to be carried by bungie gunplay feeling good

I actually really like the art style

The character design is fuckin ass though

Tldr for enjoyers of tarkov of any kind, marathon does nothing for you and you will most likely not mesh with it at all

[wintry ridge]

40$ for an extraction shooter?

reminds me of another game...

[stark torrent]

valid points mr Vermivorous whatever the fuck

[wintry ridge]

raid boss

isnt vermi the really tall spider one that is absolutely miserable to fight

[hallow stream]

waiteth for marathon one must

[wintry ridge]

i think it'd be so funny if bf6 comes out with an extraction shooter mode like 2042 and it does better than marathon

[fast garden]

lol I forgot the name of that dickhead in the hammerlock dlc

[wintry ridge]

dexi

thats the one

that mf is the most miserable fucker to farm in the entire game

atleast master gee can be crushed with the door

[fast garden]

If you ain’t cheesing every boss you ain’t doin it right

[wintry ridge]

the only enjoyable raid boss is crawmerax

[fast garden]

Pyro Pete can suck the corners of my taint

[wintry ridge]

everything else kills too fast and dies to slow

dude

hyperius

holy shit such a miserable fight solo

[fast garden]

He stops being a boss if you play zero

Tbh the solution to bl2 is to just play Salvador

I never did though

I played a very shitty mecro build

[wintry ridge]

bl4 when

[fast garden]

I hope it never happens with the way it’s looking

2025 the year of mid

[wintry ridge]

oblivion remaster and kcd 2

[wintry ridge]

cmon be real

[fast garden]

Hm

Ok 2025 the year of mid with a couple zingers

[wintry ridge]

thats every year of game release

a hundred mid games and then 4-5 big ones that carry us along

[stark torrent]

GTA 6

[wintry ridge]

next year

@stark torrent marathon

oh shit abiotic factor is 1.0 this year

thats peak

[fast garden]

lmao

dec 31st

and thats if no more delays

[fast garden]

every modern one yeah

hate to see it

[wintry ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-tongue-out-stare-gif-2589760412605996407

[fast garden]

either way im hoping i am wrong about marathon in many ways, or that they change a lot about it

[wintry ridge]

yeah

i hope it gets a solo queue mode

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/SuklS0M0uVA

[fast garden]

i wouldnt really like that tbh

people just dont die

[stark torrent]

Iirc the game overall is based around 3v3

well 3 man squads

i have a feeling it wont be popular enough to ask for a solo

Pestily did solo runs today it was msierable

bro was getting bodied by even the AI

and nobody to res him

[fast garden]

yeah if i cant play solo i dont care

and brother

you cant reasonable play solo

[wintry ridge]

Could just have a single self revive if u arent fulldead

As solo

[stark torrent]

Yeah but he cant do that every 5 minutes

[fast garden]

inb4 someone just puts 4 claymores on dead bodies

[keen sparrow]

This is the only Tarkov footage i care about

Was testing velocity and damage range for the .408 before i released the Cheytac about a year ago. We’ll see if that gun ever sees the light of day again.

Oh shit they added the bad lever?

Holy fuck about fucking time fucking imbeciles

Jfc

[lyric cairn]

Every single time

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

They are preparing for 1.0 and it still takes you 5 wipes to level up most skills

[hallow stream]

https://youtu.be/W-NUcKbwVb8

So fucking back man

Gonna sign up and hopefully get into the test and play some

[hallow stream]

@fast garden 8 diff ppl I know that have 1k+ hrs on destiny 2 won't get marathon cus its a extraction shooter

this games so fucked

[fast garden]

yep

the two groops of people this game would have attracted

do not care

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

Too colourful for tarkov players

Too tarkov for destiny players

[daring torrent]

there should be a melee slasher extraction game

(not dark and darker)

[compact knoll]

No

[stark torrent]

THE special abilites are also shit

[compact knoll]

Melee shit is so cancer dude

[stark torrent]

nobody wants taht shit

[compact knoll]

Look at for honour players

Or mordhau

[daring torrent]

filtered

[stark torrent]

cause it requires balanced teams and yeah good luck especially with randoms

[daring torrent]

its not your fault tho

[compact knoll]

Tarkov at least somewhat normalises the skill difference because you kill so fast

Melee extract will either be hold click, of mordhau cancer

No in-between

[hallow stream]

I agree

[hallow stream]

kill so fast when that 1 clip of someone here putting like a whole mag in a guy and he doesn't die and its AP rounds

[daring torrent]

do we play the same game

[hallow stream]

there would be a actual skill level on tark if the sound worked as intended ngl

[compact knoll]

I played arena the whole last week tbh

[hallow stream]

like 50% of the time I get cucked by audio

[compact knoll]

People day very fast but tbh they have less armour

[hallow stream]

i don't have the fucking 1k+ hrs on this game to tell when the audio is trolling me

[compact knoll]

I usually only use m61 in real tarkov

[daring torrent]

i'd say like 1/3 of fights are quick but most of mine are just two timmies failing to pen until someone realizes they can hit legs

[daring torrent]

factory office is particularly bad from my experience

[hallow stream]

like tark realistically is so good in concept

but the ppl doing the execution

omg

plz

restrict them from a keyboard for the rest of their lives

and restrict nikita from anything that has a internet connection

[daring torrent]

whats that? you want an AA-12?

tarkovs weapon additions make less and less sense

we dont have a single normal revolver but ak-50

not that there should even be any more

[fast garden]

thats the difference between tarkov and lots of other games

nikita just adds whatever the fuck he wants

and in terms of gear, its always really really well modeled and represented

[hallow stream]

I don't give a fuck how the model looks

when like a good portion of the good looking guns use doodoo ass ammo

and you can't use them cus of that

[fast garden]

its not like they have made more than one toz man

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

baby new quest dropped get in

tiger stripe green skin

[compact knoll]

pretty easy

[soft coral]

and last but not least
g36

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354577144440688736/1356243022899052634/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[soft coral]

one of us one of us

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354577144440688736/1356243022899052634/LEGION_LEADER.gif

[hallow stream]

https://youtube.com/shorts/uIXnQsgVNS0

[stark torrent]

they way he looks at camera

[hallow stream]

the face literally SCREAMS

"8 years or development"

[soft coral]

How can you explain to a non balkan person that our parents call us daddy and mommy

[north lagoon]

…what?

[soft coral]

exactly

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Man

fuck this game

[daring torrent]

15 custom raids no dorm guard key

going to the flea would be admitting defeat

[hallow stream]

I suggest getting the uninstall button room key and looting it

[fast garden]

Bro is looting hard key spawns

I admire your persistence and dedication to Nikita’s vision sir

[compact knoll]

point a strongest soldier

[lyric cairn]

"Honey, would you still love me if I was only a torso?"

[north lagoon]

Guy just had a better gaming chair

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/tarkov/status/1916901268439601328

Escape from Tarkov (@[e-mail])

Tomorrow, April 29 at 8:00 AM BST / 3:00 AM EDT we are planning to install patch 0.16.6.0 for #EscapefromTarkov.

The installation will take approximately 5 hours, but may be extended if required. The game will not be accessible during this period. https://t.co/b5Ebf6BQ7b

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 28, 2025, 5:04 PM

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/zesty-black-man-bed-licky-licky-tongue-gif-2153328048206664902

mmmm game fixes

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-cat-gif-27161395

[fast garden]

they will finally fix the game with this one boys

[stark torrent]

biden blast

[wintry ridge]

edging my patch notes rn

[hallow stream]

Fix 1 thing break 100 things

[stark torrent]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/342?utm_source=email&utm_medium=spring_sale&utm_campaign=04_25&utm_term=en&utm_content=btn_header

Added a new task line for high-level players, which allows to level various skills: completing the task line will unlock an additional special weekly task.

[fast garden]

Fixed double damage bug in some cases

[fast garden]

The bsg locks in timeline

[stark torrent]

game of all time ( i forgot my meds )

[fast garden]

When is $500 toelicker edition

[fast garden]

Not interacting with ragebait

[lyric cairn]

At this rate, we'll reach current-day SPT QOL in 2027.

But I'm not gonna complain. Glad to see good changes coming to Tarkov.

[fast garden]

I mean that’s not a bad rate to be moving

It’s easy to hate on bsg for lots of reasons but they do use a lot of the ideas from spt mods for content

[stark torrent]

COMMS

WE GOT EVENT

[little flame]

iedy is playing d ta 2

no way

[stark torrent]

3/3 games lost , my veins are next

[little flame]

dota is cancer

played it like twice

[compact knoll]

huh

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

what

huh

[little flame]

[compact knoll]

shit its real

[stark torrent]

me and artyom

[little flame]

me next

[stark torrent]

there is a new video 2 sec

[little flame]

what event

explain it

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JWy-IcRpgM

probably RPG unlock or shit

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[stark torrent]

we are not beating the allegations with this one

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[dapper grotto]

is BSG having a fucking laugh

[stark torrent]

i just spend 25 mil

to get 15 ledx

before they become 5 mil a piece or shit

[dapper grotto]

i might return to this garbage this week if my new PC gets here in time

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll

30k

[dapper grotto]

fuck you mean you can buy them now

[fast garden]

What the fuck

[fast garden]

DID THEY NOT LEARN FROM LAST TIME FUCK

RPG quest ?

[stark torrent]

i guess so

[dapper grotto]

we getting new hardware tommorow lads

[compact knoll]

Getting my shirt tommorow too

@next temple its almost time

[next temple]

noice

[fast garden]

I just watched that little rpg short video bsg posted

Being a scav in the world of tarkov gotta be the worst shit ever

Chilling with your boys and some pmc dudes launch a fuckin rocket into the house you are chillin in

[stark torrent]

That looked anti climactic lorewise like boys went pkp rpg on 3 scavs

Tho gameplay wise i could see it happen

[fast garden]

I’m 100% going to rpg some pscavs

[compact knoll]

Shot like 4 mags at those 3 scavs

@stark torrent when are your next arena dailies

[wintry ridge]

for what purpose

can you nuke the btr now with it

or is it just a GL but longer range

[stark torrent]

Prob rn

Just got home

[compact knoll]

Ill be there in 10 min

[stark torrent]

ok

[compact knoll]

Jesus

What the fuck is this quest

[stark torrent]

let me rephrase it in tarkov terms

Rat / Camp 35 players with an impact nade

COMMS

NEW GOON POSTER DROPPED

@compact knoll

L O R D

[dapper bluff]

Bsg gon have rockets in game now

wait im too late on this

[stark torrent]

[dapper bluff]

great

cant wait spt modders to have their hands on this

imagine spawning in a heli that spams rockets

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1366811105258897408/image.png?ex=68124d89&is=6810fc09&hm=4e94de044d146278c052f51912c47417fb5fda825ccccb6cb13b39dedbc55eb7&

[compact knoll]

ALOOOOOO

Good lord in heaven

[fast garden]

Fucking discord

Iedy already sent that but it loaded all the goon images not the quest

[stark torrent]

priorities

[fast garden]

What the hell

No one tell nikita that’s probably a dude

[stark torrent]

NvM the 15 thermal quest is a filler quest that is made to simply give you +1 to random skills

thats it

it doesnt unlock anything, its not a taskline

bag pula in mortii matii

[compact knoll]

should have made it +10

https://tenor.com/view/erinamakina-phaseconnect-vtuber-slurs-gif-16193299557478099384

[fast garden]

Did anyone think it was?

[stark torrent]

for 15 reapirs yes

i thought it like unlocks the RPG questline lul

[fast garden]

Are you stupid?

15 reaps?

It’s like the same as the stash two reaps

Just random insane endgame shit

[stark torrent]

for + 1 skill that is shameless

peak bsg

[stark torrent]

the rpg quest wasnt available when patch dropped

it appeared a bit later

so yeah thats what i thought

oh well i sold the ledexes back

[fast garden]

Probably for stupid profit

[fast garden]

Not even anything remotely substantial too

[stark torrent]

i lost tbf , i bought them for 1.7 sold them for 1.2

but its whatever

[fast garden]

Should be repeatable task imo

[stark torrent]

its just i really thought for 15 reaps its smth more than +1 covert movememnt man

who cares

[stark torrent]

100% agreed

it hould be gradual maybe

[fast garden]

Yeah that’s shit even by bsg standards though

[stark torrent]

give 2 reapirs , 4 , 6 , 10 etc

[fast garden]

Should at least be +2 to all those skills

[stark torrent]

for 15 reapirs imo should be +5 because those skills are almost impossible to level

[compact knoll]

+10

its 20mil worth of ledx

[stark torrent]

like you are not getting +5 levels for those skills in a wipe anyway

[compact knoll]

reapirs whateva

[stark torrent]

my cover movement is fucking 5

[dapper grotto]

[stark torrent]

This seems to be the the quest chain to unlock skill level weeky

So every week you get a quest like this i guess

to get skills

but its so expensive kekw

u gotta play 24/7 in a game where loot is nerfed

[dapper grotto]

[fast garden]

12 VULKANS

BSG

ARE YOU RETARDED

[dapper grotto]

yes

next question

[fast garden]

is this after the fucking reaps?

[dapper grotto]

[dapper grotto]

dont know saw it on the sub just now

[stark torrent]

12 vulks LOL

[fast garden]

Thank god for pve cheaters lmao

Bsg is actually fucking trolling this is great

[dapper grotto]

you could probs get more on all of these skills buying junk from fence and repairing that

would cost half aswell

[fast garden]

I didn’t even notice that was for the crafting skills

Those should all be +7

It takes all of 30 minutes of buying and repairing to get a level

[stark torrent]

bought two zhuks from ref with 30 gp coins and sold them for 1 mil

[dapper grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/hasbulla-gif-12654501364171447161

[stark torrent]

yeah for half a stash of guns you get 1.5 levels

[fast garden]

Xalrider banned

Game immediately improves in quality

Coincidence?

Gone but never forgotten

I miss his shitty tarkov takes

[dapper grotto]

xal is gone what do you mean?!!!

https://tenor.com/view/cat-crying-cat-cat-meme-cat-crying-meme-crying-cat-meme-gif-7433931244412524776

[spring fable]

i feel like i missed a few things

[compact knoll]

i started with 14mil btw

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto @fast garden @compact knoll lvndmark already ratted someone in d2 with the rpg

[fast garden]

How lethal is the thing exactly?

[stark torrent]

apprently very , radius is bigger than gl and direct shots kills

[fast garden]

I love that the last part of that statement is necessary because tarkov

That’s horrific

[stark torrent]

its disposable so you need to bring more with u

if u want more shots

4kg each

and its like 5 slots long i think

10 kills and i have and i can test it out

[fast garden]

I thought it would be 4 slots

Also expensive as shit

[stark torrent]

yeah its mostly for endgame i guess

for ppl who didnt prestige , did labyrinth and sit on piles of money

[fast garden]

It’s a steal for what it is

And what it can do

The sights are shit though

Like beyond shit

[stark torrent]

yeah horrific

look at the explosion dude

fucking nuke

[spring fable]

what a fireball

seems unrealistic

[spring fable]

if i learned one thing from call of duty, its that rocket launchers and Multiplayer usually doesnt end well
at least for people not using it

[compact knoll]

its thermobaric

[spring fable]

ohh

[wintry ridge]

inb4 tagilla still doesnt die

[fast garden]

holy fuck

jackfrags arc raiders video

this game looks interesting

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent GET IN HERE

@stark torrent ALOOOO

[stark torrent]

ah i went with my friends now

we gonna test the gl

rpg

whatever

[compact knoll]

alright

[compact knoll]

Only need one hand to beat that boss

[stark torrent]

1.5 second f1

[compact knoll]

Uhhhh

Its a tripwire nade

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll @dapper grotto

wtf

[compact knoll]

Backblast retard

[fast garden]

testing in pvp lmaooo

[soft coral]

been a while since ive been here

glad to see nothing has changed

[stark torrent]

nobody cares

https://tenor.com/view/monster-energy-drink-girl-animation-dance-gif-5453992741431160858

12 pack monster in the fridge life is good

[soft coral]

i know love you too

bagamies

[soft coral]

did the same today

stocked up with white ultra

OOOOUSHKAAA

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-energy-drink-girl-animation-dance-gif-5453992741431160858

[compact knoll]

Yeah he is stocked with white monster alright

[compact knoll]

The lion does not concern himself with the opinion of ivan

[soft coral]

stfu

little gremlin shitter

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1366922130071228517/IMG_1141.jpg?ex=6812b4ef&is=6811636f&hm=ade12b15f7de10fbf7f7b1b030b692cb751bcb72ca22c74636aa55fa9dc964d2&

[fast garden]

You know someone’s going home to punch

[stark torrent]

awwww mate

https://www.instagram.com/voroshich/p/DCRMoxhsvAp/

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @stark torrent

I can hear the pain in his voice

[stark torrent]

What did u eat fuck your fucking soul , did a dragon take a shit in here , jesus

[soft coral]

poetic

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/JtEuLkEI7tE?si=El028laCVHCqpBr9 @stark torrent @compact knoll the comments: HELLO FROM brazil/bulgaria/portugal/ northern pole / albania / tanzania

[hallow stream]

arc raiders tech test 2 is opejn

and I haven't gotten a key

motherfucker I've been following this game since it was only supposed to be a coop pve game

ive been requesting access since yrs back

[stark torrent]

ok this arc raiders looks better than marathon by far at least

[hallow stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009830578545246213/1367024902036787220/ArcRaidersLetMeIn.gif?ex=681314a6&is=6811c326&hm=5fd5928795639bb19499a867d67ac4f7ee12576179198ac86a91bbdf37b07eec&

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

I'm gonna go to embarks headquarters

and knock on their door

[stark torrent]

here, take one of my rpgs

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

me rn

[fast garden]

What I’m sayin man

That being said third person is like, not great competitively

[hallow stream]

It works in this game cus you can move

Apparently theres sliding

But i wouldn't know personally cus i didnt get access yet

[fast garden]

That doesn’t just solve the issues with third person competitively lol

[hallow stream]

It makes 3rd person corner peeking not as op

Theres gonna be movenent tech and shit since theres wall climbing and what not

A million percent

Unless the devs hard coded it not to exist which I doubt

[fast garden]

Brick wall man

You are glazing a little too hard man

[hallow stream]

Idk vro

I'll see when if i get access

Then I can give you a key to check yourself

[fast garden]

3peeking is ass and it’s just something that you cannot get rid of in a third person shooter without some other equally invasive changes, it’s just a drawback of the camera position

This game still already dumps marathon

[fast garden]

People complain that dudes are too tanky in marathon

They increase health

[hallow stream]

Holy brain

[hallow stream]

bungie devs

[fast garden]

Fucking genuinely

I’ve played wayyyy too much high level PvP in destiny for too long to not know exactly the kind of stupid shit they would do

[glacial haven]

https://insider-gaming.com/will-marathon-be-free-to-play-pricing-explained/#:~:text=Marathon Price Guide&text=It's an attempt from Bungie,that's simply not the case.

[fast garden]

This game needs to have a ftp model

It will because it’s bungie

[glacial haven]

It will entirely be premium priced

They might push back on that tho

[fast garden]

But because it’s bungie it’ll be a $40 price tag with $20 skins

[glacial haven]

Because I doubt the game will survive that if they make it entirely paid right from the start

[fast garden]

It won’t

Just straight up

[glacial haven]

The game might even be good but a premium price tag (probably 70 - 80€) is a bit too much for trying to get Tarkov players interested

There are already Tarkov "alternatives" which are free to play, all of them kinda sucked

[fast garden]

It’s not gonna be “ premium”

It’s gonna be $30-40

As they call “full price”

They said premium title but apparently those words mean nothing

[glacial haven]

Who knows, we'll see when the game releases

I won't play it because I won't pay even 40€ for it

Just simply not worth it to test it out

[fast garden]

The only people I have seen genuinely interested in this game enough to maybe play longer than a couple weeks are the Stockholm syndrome destiny players

[fast garden]

I played the closed alpha briefly

It’s just mediocre

[glacial haven]

I mean, enough cope is already surrounding the game

[fast garden]

Username checks out

Destiny Stockholm lmao

[glacial haven]

I never really played Destiny 2

Too much content to even begin to care

[fast garden]

I played a LOT

[fast garden]

And if you didn’t play it back in the day it’s impossible to get into now

[glacial haven]

I know, that's why I just never bothered

[fast garden]

Too much shit removed and things that will never make sense

[glacial haven]

I just wanna see Marathon in it's "finished" state

That way I know if the game will be worth it or nah

[fast garden]

I do too

I hope they can do something meaningful with it but it just felt 1 to 1 with delta force

[glacial haven]

I am not even rooting for it's failure but apparently someone from the concord Team is working on it as well, which just completely tanks my expectations into the absolute negative

[fast garden]

I was really hopeful that this could have been a good extraction shooter for console until I played it

The issues I have with it are things that would never get changed between now and release

[glacial haven]

The main issue that I saw with it, it's just a casual shooter with extraction mechanics and a few fun spins on it

But we already have an abundance of casual shooters

That's why I liked playing Tarkov, that's why others like playing Tarkov

It's not casual, it's the exact opposite

Knowing the game and it's mechanics will benefit you, you have an entry barrier that you have to overcome

[fast garden]

People making extraction shooters will never understand that apparently

How important that barrier is

[glacial haven]

That's why DMZ failed, that's why The Cycle: Frontiers failed, that entry barrier is pretty important to keep the game fun because you have a learning curve

[spring fable]

to me it looked like fortnite and abi had a baby together

[glacial haven]

I can see what you're saying, yeah

[fast garden]

Apex legends with an exfil mechanic instead of a closing br circle

[glacial haven]

That pretty much hits the nail on the head

Yes

And extremely saturated colors

[fast garden]

The loot is so entirely meaningless

And solo is a Herculean feat

[spring fable]

imagine tarkov but you can fortnite dance ob your enemies

[fast garden]

Middle finger emote point fire

Close enough

[glacial haven]

Idk, I am just kinda disappointed at what I saw

But if the game has a free to play mechanic, even if only for a couple of hours, I will try it

[fast garden]

Me too, especially since I was hopeful

[glacial haven]

But I won't buy it immediately, the game is way too experimental to purchase

[fast garden]

I think it’s just the opposite, it doesn’t do anything unique aside from its art style

[glacial haven]

As you have played the alpha, is the gameplay as slow as it looks?

[glacial haven]

Yeah, I am talking about the style

[fast garden]

Like rocks if you aren’t playing the character with passives to slide distance

It’s slow in all the bad ways and fast in all the bad ways

[glacial haven]

Man, I really don't wanna play it anymore, I thought it just looks that slow

Tarkov looks slow but once you're in it, you realise rather quickly, you want to go that slow

Well, we'll still see

Maybe they're listening to feedback instead of being extremely stubborn

[fast garden]

And even then you can still do things to go fast as fuck in tarkov (relatively)

Marathon feels slower than tarkov at its slowest

[glacial haven]

The BTR is quite cool, honestly