💣tarkov-released

[compact knoll]

And than its in the basement of west wing resort

[glacial stag]

hmm

[fast garden]

Where does all the gooner tarkov media come from bro

Like I feel like this stuff just appears out of nowhere

[north lagoon]

Turns out Birdeye is a pretty good artist in his spare time

[fast garden]

When he’s not getting pegged by big pipe?

[stark torrent]

ok so this is clearly a CQCM mask skin

now while it looks kewl , i feel shit like this might ruin the aestethic even more

but its whatever

[compact knoll]

In arena it's whatever

Also as long as its not a bright fucking pink skin like in cod its ok

Im all for it

If that means they get more money and BETTER FUCKING DEVS

[stark torrent]

copium

[compact knoll]

#1123620511658819584 message

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

alle complained about tits

thats for him

[low lotus]

https://youtube.com/shorts/iqLHc2v2Mdw?feature=share

tarkov welcoming me back 🙄

[hallow stream]

i wish man i fucking wish

[real solstice]

balancing patch for Escape From Tarkov
The CQCM Mask is now neon pink

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent COOOOOOOOOMS

@stark torrent get in here coomer

[next temple]

thinking whether i should join you lot

[stark torrent]

im helping a friend rn with shit

[compact knoll]

alr

[next temple]

lvl 11 late wipe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/493156996644864001/1353409871814463498/twitter_1903662228978483627.gif

[stark torrent]

[next temple]

I am gonna fucking die

[stark torrent]

bro is about to get thermal'd from 200m with Lapua AP

BTR spawns in the whole woods shoots m61

[next temple]

esp true cus am on woods

i forgot to check whether I am on middle east servers or not

gon do that rq

fuck it going to auto servers

or nvm

gon stay on european

and die a horrible death

No point in insuring shit my stash is full either way

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll quad nods are 50k with the skier barter

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

@compact knoll ok im free

go die to a 11k hour ttv

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-csgo-ohne-pixel-mastixkg-mastix-gif-15147312452195856998

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-gif-1554453415906877965

@stark torrent me waiting for killa after i kill tagilla

[next temple]

had a p good raid on woods

no players encountered

[stark torrent]

yeah everyone is on shoreline

its actuallly a good time to questr

most maps dead

[next temple]

is tx-15 even good

[compact knoll]

meh

[stark torrent]

i dont recommend it , keep the supressor and sell the gun

Adar is much cheaper , same gun , both mediocre anyway

[next temple]

After all this time my PMC can finally take a shit

[stark torrent]

halleujah

[compact knoll]

shitbucket

[next temple]

anyways imma prepare to sleep

I wasn't playing tarkov since christmas lol

[low lotus]

same bro i start late every wipe. got like 300 hours of this. i never play more than like 50 hours a wipe 😅. this time i've commited tho. it's very painfull. help.

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll

Sherpa defending a blatant cheater

almost 20KD , 1500 hours , you dont know he is cheating man

[fast garden]

god damn

there is no hope

[stark torrent]

Cleared Labyrinth , killed boss , died to the AI that respawned and thoraxed me with ap 6.3 through class 5

what a shit game

[hybrid kindle]

Lmao

Is it better to use shotguns with buckshot or slugs when it comes to scavs?

[stark torrent]

None

Buckshot is ok just shoot head

Slugs are 90% dogshit in this game

[hybrid kindle]

Goddamn

[stark torrent]

bro copy pasted a whole weapon build into a streamer with 10k+ hours in chat

jesus

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1021555363939622933/1358554936211931156/1real2.mp4?ex=67f44461&is=67f2f2e1&hm=77f4f5191472d84668b39013ec80ef73038c2f855474e2049f131e41d05efaac&

pve btw

[hallow stream]

Got em

[stark torrent]

Gottem 🫡

[soft coral]

wake up
snow outside

@stark torrent @hallow stream

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden

in response to BSG adding skins on battlepass

[compact knoll]

thought it was a fucking bsdm ball in the mouth for a second

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

why does it resembe this face

in terms of the way he is standing

[stark torrent]

because thats literally it, remember ryry's pfp

[soft coral]

Aha

[soft coral]

idk man I just woke up and got my hell

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

don't make me think too much

[stark torrent]

i have green monster and i got myself pizza and cheese pate or whatever is called

how is it called actually

[soft coral]

schnitzel?

[stark torrent]

Have food in fridge

Go buy fast food anyway

No no it's like a baked stuff with cheese

[soft coral]

jokes on you I have no food in the fridge

I have one left over slice of bread

and margarine

been living off pizza from the corner shop down the road

[stark torrent]

this

with cheese

[soft coral]

oooo

in bulgaria we would call it кашкавалка

[stark torrent]

Pateu / Placinta cu Branza

[soft coral]

yoo yoo the furniture man

calm down

god bless balkan pastry dishes

30 varieties only thing that changes is if it has cheese , feta cheese or meat inside

[stark torrent]

Go wait in line to buy pastry

Beggar arrives , hello man got any money

No man sorry i dont

Leave the pastry full with food and he sees you put the money in the pocket

everytime

[soft coral]

I just point at my headphones

Worst thing to happen

I go out

turn on headphones

the woman tells me "10% remaining" and they shut off

[compact knoll]

ALOOOOO

pizza and 2 non stops

OSHKAAAAA

[stark torrent]

Mate that is your monitor

[compact knoll]

straight from 2000

[stark torrent]

Holy fucking golf 3 aaah monitor @soft coral

[soft coral]

this is peak slavic gaming setup

[compact knoll]

the mouse costs as much as my monitor

[soft coral]

or east europe in his case

fam

me and iedys pcs alone

cost as much as a small car

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

real

[compact knoll]

its peak

its peak

[soft coral]

it's peak

[compact knoll]

i could probably buy a moskvich for the price of my pc

[stark torrent]

i paid less for my car clutch replacement than the 4070

the fucking state of it

[soft coral]

let me see

pc is somewhere like 3k+

[soft coral]

299 for keyboard 100 for mouse

470 for monitor

[compact knoll]

could probably buy this for a price of my pc

[soft coral]

and another 500 for speakers

we lost

[soft coral]

imortal car

I still see them around here and there

old people driving them

wtf

[compact knoll]

I COUUUULD

[soft coral]

pops will die but the moskvich won't

[compact knoll]

I ACTUALLY COULD

AHAHAHAH

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

go out to get hell
nose instantly runny
its 1C

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

DO I LIVE IN FUCKING NORWAY?

[hallow stream]

the montiro

Monitor

[stark torrent]

i love how it's 7c now and next week its 22

ALOOO

[hallow stream]

I had a similar one but black

And then it died in september

[compact knoll]

same

had to blow the nose once i got back

[soft coral]

Blow you say?

you had to blow?

alright

[compact knoll]

sir p;lease

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

YOUNG MAN

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral me spawning on seashore cottages and rushing village

The goons:

[soft coral]

"well what do we have here" aah moment

[native crypt]

you 100% should

then blog you driving the whippenheimer around in brainfart

it would be baller as fuck

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @soft coral @compact knoll

wtf is that face

[native crypt]

Ate a lemon

[hallow stream]

When you stub your toe

[next temple]

Lost his mewing streak

[next temple]

And people thought I was poor

Bro got the fucking 2009 setup

[compact knoll]

What's your GPU

[next temple]

RTX 4060

But its choked to the balls due to my CPU being outdated as shit

tfw limited by the motherboard

[glacial haven]

Dude has a pizza, I wish I had a pizza rn lmao

[compact knoll]

Well what stops you

[glacial haven]

Shit restaurants

[compact knoll]

Ripg

[fast garden]

When she takes her pants off and it’s bigger than yours! Epic win!

[hallow stream]

[compact knoll]

wasted more on skin ads than the skins themself

[next temple]

I went on woods and got killed by an EoD player with supressed gun

the fuck

[compact knoll]

not worth 130k

@stark torrent play

[compact knoll]

get a paca

[next temple]

doing survivalist path so tbh no point

this loadout is also dirt cheap anyway

[compact knoll]

is the vc open for you?

[next temple]

no

[compact knoll]

get in the libertalia vc

[fast garden]

should do a funny where we all play with him but have to match his kit

[compact knoll]

you free thee?

join us?

[fast garden]

i have to see if i can fix my headset but maybe

[stark torrent]

COMMS

i added @next temple

[compact knoll]

whats with the headset

\

[fast garden]

my headband pad fucking exploded

[compact knoll]

how

[fast garden]

shitty glue

[soft coral]

"hello my divice says password incorect when I log into router why is it saying that"
@compact knoll @stark torrent

[soft coral]

Lord forbid the 3 stooges

dumb and dumber and the dumbest

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

where tree

[soft coral]

I ate it

sorry

[compact knoll]

@little flame come labyrinth

[little flame]

i quit tarkov (i didnt reinstall it)

[soft coral]

YOUNG MAN

[fast garden]

yes

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/ash-baby-gif-7280845142657635823

[compact knoll]

4 man 1 trizip

[soft coral]

OOGABOOGA

[compact knoll]

AHAHAH

@soft coral

@fast garden @soft coral @stark torrent @next temple @little flame

[little flame]

lmfaooooo

no shot

lil blueberry timmy 😭

[next temple]

He got off easy cause they wanted to sacrifice him to my tarkov shooter quest

[stark torrent]

[arctic quartz]

dunno where to post this but japanese Howa type 20 rifle

this sexy ngl

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent how did the riad go

[stark torrent]

we survived

it was ok

[next temple]

Only killed 1 scav with the rifle, we had resorted to using MP7 iron sights which were NOT good for the purpose we wanted to use it, resorted to using the AKMS I picked up to ward off any scavs which got too close.

Almost starved to death too

[real solstice]

hmm I'll have a short stroke AR-18 inspired assault rifle
Daring today aren't we?

[lyric cairn]

This is how Tarkov makes you feel

[stark torrent]

We have studied your feedback on the in-game event The Λabyrinth in #EscapefromTarkov and have made several changes.

The event is available for completion until April 21, 10:00 AM BST / 5:00 AM EDT.

● The Labyrinth location will remain accessible after the event is over, however the access to it will be more difficult;

● All event tasks will remain available after the event is over (with the exception of Ref's tasks);

● Access to Lightkeeper will remain available for players who received the transmitter during the event;

● The event achievements will become unavailable for obtaining after the event is over.

Other important changes:

● Simplified access to Lightkeeper will be disabled after the event is over, unlocking the trader will only be possible using the standard means;

● Labrys keycards will be available only through Therapist and Ragman barters;

● Shadow of Tagilla and his guards spawn chance will be reduced on the location;

● Valuable loot spawn chance will be reduced on the location;

● After the wipe, the event posters will be available only after completing the related tasks;

● The Minotaur's Lair Hideout customization style will only be available to players who have obtained the Dungeon Master achievement.

[soft coral]

Too much text

Just say fuck this game and move on

[soft coral]

https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aD2Zz5B_460svvp9.webm @stark torrent

[fast garden]

They are keeping labyrinth? That’s interesting

[compact knoll]

Happiness i cannot feel

And love to me is so unreal

[stark torrent]

go play?

im bored

might make a noose later 😏

[compact knoll]

Playing with a friend

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-conquest-invincible-conquest-invincible-gif-1554453415906877965

[stark torrent]

shore

[next temple]

alooo

single quest and enough for today

[next temple]

ran into an EoD player, went on a bolt action duel

i had fucking SP ammo

hit his ass 3 times

gon save my nerves for tomorrow

'tis late anyways

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

i gave you fucking ps ammo tho

[next temple]

I used it all up

[compact knoll]

need more?

[next temple]

Tomorrow

[stark torrent]

probably first and last time i extract labrynth

Famous Last words of this guy calling me a shitter on voip

[compact knoll]

ammo case?

[stark torrent]

ye in the corpse room

[stark torrent]

Opa 6 hour patchito tommorow we getting the bpass

[stark torrent]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/340?utm_source=launcher&utm_medium=link_reset_password&utm_campaign=dropdown

A unique crate that can only be obtained as part of the Season 0 Battle Pass or special events.

The crate includes many rare items such as: Intelligence folder, TerraGroup Blue Folders, Physical Bitcoin, military electronics, LEDX, Marked keys, and others.

[soft coral]

reminds me of when hyperrat named himself femboy billion

[lyric cairn]

Any day, now, I'm sure

[winged mica]

Schrodinger SPT mod update theory whenever SPT updates

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/2720-hideout-cat/

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQAYSNYVAvc

banger music

at least they have that

Aight so at least we have the winter camo

[stark torrent]

Holy shit guys green kirasa

[next temple]

man

tarkov really hates me today huh

scav breaks my legs and a fucking lvl 40 whips around with a fucking lapua

[celest ravine]

Why can't I change the click type?

[real solstice]

Gyattlepass

[next temple]

lost all my gear

[next temple]

Did 3 quests

Level 14

7k exp till flea

[fast garden]

Thank you Donald trump

Holy shit the spotto balaclava?

[fast garden]

I actually like the cosmetics

[soft coral]

8 years btw

[tepid nymph]

Hi

[next temple]

i swear to fucking god

its always the 3.5k hour sweatlords on twitch or whatever the fuck

[stark torrent]

man i love tarkov arena this will suck cock

BUT

ref right now has a lot of good shit

they buffed it even more

[tepid nymph]

It was good last I played, just became boring

I would like if you could switch divisions, if you don't wanna play high end only, and prefer to be a normal scav then you can

Game is too grindy, especially since it gets wiped

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

Oi

Mutant is black

@soft coral @compact knoll

oh you can do like different parts

[fast garden]

God fuck shit damnit

No

[stark torrent]

dude like they FUCKED the preset points

they ruined all my fucking classes

MAY GOD PUNISH THEM

[compact knoll]

Classic

[stark torrent]

dude this balacalva

ahhahahaha MY FACE IS HERE

[fast garden]

SPOTTO BALACLAVA

[soft coral]

mmm yes coffee from the sauron mug

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-glorpshit-mad-gif-12826934952903770254

[fast garden]

I cropped that shit oh well

[stark torrent]

damn

[fast garden]

Angry Aussie man yells at cars

[soft coral]

"the two cats knocked over the tv it works well but without the screen , remote is included price is negotiable" @stark torrent @compact knoll

@fast garden

idk about you but I'm sold

[stark torrent]

ahha fought with tigz in last hero

he had an mp9 and i had enforcer rpd so when he saw me he was "oh shit its him , iedy i know u are in stream you absolute shitter running a kit i cant pen"

@fast garden THE GUN SKINS ARE NOT IN MAIN EFT

YET

ONLY IN ARENA

MATE

what is the pointtt

[fast garden]

Ahhh so an oversized speaker

Good deal

[fast garden]

They should have included the battle pass in eft imo

Just outright

Would have certainly been met with positive response

[stark torrent]

100%

[fast garden]

No one actually wants to play arena

There’s just cool exclusive shit

[stark torrent]

its a slog , i can do 1-2 games then im already burnt out

[fast garden]

That happens to crossover to the game people actually (sometimes) want to play

I did ref 4 one time and I’ll never do it again

[stark torrent]

this is class 3 and its 10 gp coins after unlock

and i guess this shirt is nice

[fast garden]

Class 3 arena cqcm? Neat

Check reg cqcm rq

Is it still class 4

[stark torrent]

that one is 4 yeah

the lightkeeper one is 4

[fast garden]

Hmmmmmm

[stark torrent]

the battlepass painted ones are all class 3 and purchasable from ref

[fast garden]

Even ones from the highest rank?

Ranks?

[stark torrent]

i think so yeah

because only way to get them in eft is to buy them

[fast garden]

They did that better than I expected then

Neat

[stark torrent]

so i dont think they want you to be able to buy class 4 one

but sadly , yes , the paintjobs for guns are NOT in game , yet at least

[fast garden]

That’s still very insane value

[stark torrent]

which is a big fucking joek

[fast garden]

10 GP for no fuck you

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean i think they might become sweaty meta, 10gp coins is very cheap and i would rather have class 3 face than class 4 helmet i guess

[fast garden]

Bingo

[stark torrent]

immune to shotguns

thank you sir

[fast garden]

Only downside is the shitty ear hitbox

As usual

Elephant ear hitbox

[stark torrent]

Yeah lol

[fast garden]

Wallah bro there is no hope

Padded cell pls sir

[soft coral]

typa shit we would say in the vc

[compact knoll]

Femboy mutant

Its so uglg

[potent lily]

anyone want to play Tarkov?

new player

sort of. i play the offline version mostly

have some funational knowlage

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent collect all the new players and send them into the enemy until they run out of ammo

[potent lily]

@compact knoll i have around 85 hours so guess still kinda noob

if anyone wants to jam flick me a message and a add

modded my fikka version to have zombies

[compact knoll]

Are you on NA or EU?

[compact knoll]

waiter waiter more multicam please

[soft coral]

Perfect for you

[compact knoll]

youre the one with long dyed hair and drinks white monster every day

i dont want to hear it mate

[soft coral]

you drink energy drinks too the fk

it makes you no different

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-commander-shepard-commander-shepard-scared-gif-16871998

[lyric cairn]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite insult on Discord

[soft coral]

@stark torrent how do our parents have all these fancy signatures and mine is just myfirst letter of the name with a little loop

wtf

[stark torrent]

best scammers in the world couldnt copy my mom's signature

[soft coral]

literally

they be creating a reneisance painting each time

[wintry ridge]

sorry artyom

more multicam

no matching pants

[next temple]

USEC finally got multicam?

no pants

[stark torrent]

Glorious fights 3 man with the MLAW laser bug
Dies to the 3rd, starts ranging
15 minutes later BSG fixes the bug

the state

[stark torrent]

bro had a childhood memory unlocked with the aunt lol

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/scorsese-absolute-cinema-meme-gif-9523375912274476782

[north lagoon]

Complaining about the people complaining

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276690700011966628/1304045930508714065/attachment.gif

[upper crescent]

From the new Arena skins, could this be a monolith reference?

[stark torrent]

ughh sir , the camos are irl stuff and that one is not winter camo or whatever the monolith use

[upper crescent]

looks kind of similar to the one they use in Stalker 2

[stark torrent]

i wish they added actual winter camo

but they are too bent on dogshit stuff to do that

armor can look similar but it's just green on them

corundum suit

[upper crescent]

yeah I guess it's just the general color scheme

[stark torrent]

trust me i would love if they would add winter camo pants and jacket

[upper crescent]

I would love some more slight connections with Stalker

[stark torrent]

the zombie event had pistol zombies that were 100% inspired from stalker

because they would also talk random shit to you

and they walked almost identical to stalker ones

[upper crescent]

I didn't play that event, unfortunately

[next temple]

sir this is M81 woodland

either that or DPM camo

[upper crescent]

lol why is everyone calling each other sir all of a sudden?

[compact knoll]

Its a tigz meme

[next temple]

i need to murder 5 scavs with an AUG

[stark torrent]

young man shoot the scav NOW

[upper crescent]

Never watched Tigz

[next temple]

uywf

[compact knoll]

Daily?

[next temple]

ref quest + daily

[stark torrent]

i can join as well in like 20 mins if u want

[next temple]

might add water and iskra for the fucking

jager quest

thrifty

[stark torrent]

imma bring you a thermal m60

( you will not be able to move )

[compact knoll]

I can join in 20 min but probably not for very long

A bit busy rn

[next temple]

k i will wait

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/mounjaro-glp-1-constipation-wegovy-protien-gif-14553643105749838119

[next temple]

will go for scav raid

[compact knoll]

Might as well do a pmc raid

[next temple]

I got clapped by 3.5k hour players 3 times in a row

[compact knoll]

Fuck me

Augh

My unhealthy food habits are catching up to me

AUUUGHHHHH

[stark torrent]

see this skin is nice sadly we cant have it in main game

dogshit

My power went out

[next temple]

fucking snipers

Kad tavę šikanti sutrauktu nx

OF COURSE

OF FUCKING COURSE

ANOTHER 4.5K HOUR CROSSMAPPING

[next temple]

pain

[compact knoll]

Bruh

How

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @next temple its ok we back

prob from the storm or shit idk

it like flickered for like 4 times

[fast garden]

What the fuck man

[white cloak]

first time killing the fatass

[fast garden]

I hate him

[real solstice]

Ze streemer iz dead?

Patch eet.

[remote yacht]

I love Tarkov

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-it-yes-thats-it-that-right-there-omg-that-thats-what-i-mean-gif-17579879

@fast garden

bug abusing before they fix it , idiots added by mistake a 3gp coin 60 rounder for m4 instead of the 20 gp coin one

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

I've been in that bush before

I know it

[soft coral]

https://open.spotify.com/track/0SPNaeZ3dZy1idoOSkw3B4?si=7IFRqpOcSJuQPuApm01IrA
NIKOLAE GUTA

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fN2NLi58oVo

core memory unlocked

The real peaky blinders

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @compact knoll

its true tho ( labyrinth spawns on shoreline )

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-hank-schrader-hank-realizes-realization-gif-780015897459211565

[stark torrent]

jesus christ what a fucking stomp

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto @fast garden @compact knoll

bsg released 10 hour reserve alarm montage

[hallow stream]

For a map named fucking shoreline you sure do not spawn on the shore a lot

[fast garden]

No shot I was wanting this for an alarm

[spring fable]

you know, whenever i see this, i think
this aint a shoulder swap, dis a shoulder dislocation

[stark torrent]

Realistically this would be pretty shit to shoot / control any bigger gun

[spring fable]

i mean for one, if you are a trained operator, your gonna train shooting on your weak side, too
on the other hand, if you have a plate in front of you, this is gonna hurt

this is, for all intents and purposes, just lazy animation
but it hurts to watch

[soft coral]

I said this like 2 months ago

[spring fable]

im more surprised you didnt comment on spt

[soft coral]

eh

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[lyric cairn]

I can't tell for sure if girl or femboy. The internet is ruined

[vivid dawn]

Femboi

Russian + tarkov

It can only be a femboy

[untold harness]

Femboy just by being tarkov

[soft coral]

would , either way

[stark torrent]

drops nade after me in transit

[soft coral]

mann fuck this game frfr ongod

[real solstice]

"Time to do Cargo X. Part 3!"

[fast garden]

man marathon is looking like some fat potential

im surprised bungie is taking as much of a risk as it looks like

lmao they had stankrat

[stark torrent]

just shit talking this game in #╟❓general-offtopic

i dont like it personally , it looks too Apex-y LSD flashy whatever

i feel like i have seen this game before under difffernt names

it looks like a game that would live for 1 -2 months then die

[hallow stream]

Its their last resort

Or the studio goes down under

[fast garden]

im prob gonna play the shit out of this

[stark torrent]

Maybe for the better Bungie did a lot of mistakes lately

[uncut coral]

9/10 games nowadays

[stark torrent]

opa

a chad appears

[fast garden]

i understand not meshing with the art style

[stark torrent]

rely brother havent seen you in ages

[uncut coral]

so many unreal engine asset flip shits

[stark torrent]

like what will define this game is the risk - reward being done right

if the loot sucks and its just random pvp - pve or whatever

it will get boring quick

[fast garden]

i trust bungie to do good loot and good shooting

i know most people tend to not like destiny but like

[uncut coral]

i lurk here sometimes, to check the state of tarkov.. but real life responsibilities and such

[stark torrent]

the state of tarkov is cinema

hope u doing good man

[fast garden]

the other big thing about this is that its an extraction shooter made by a real company

[uncut coral]

[fast garden]

crossplay and console

where tarkov just is on pc and only if you have nasa supercomputer

and also yeah tarkov right now is so fucking bad

[uncut coral]

heard you guys getting weapon skins and lootboxes or whatever

here it begins..

[fast garden]

battlepass in arena

lmao

btw

[stark torrent]

nah no lootboxes and yeah , but for now no skins in main game

the skins are ok

like they are mostly army skins from irl shit

there are some questionable ones like a purple pink paint i guess

[fast garden]

inb4 prestige cyberpunk gun skins

[uncut coral]

yeah the skins actually looked pretty fitting tbh

[stark torrent]

and the battlepass is free so

at least there is that

[fast garden]

this first one anyway

tale as old as time

[stark torrent]

i mean i would buy it if it had good rewrads , this one ha sok rewards as all

the problem is , grinding it is dogshit the moment u finished your 3 dailies and weekly

[fast garden]

250 dollar game im good bro

[stark torrent]

like playing outside of your dailies is completely pointless

and Arena only can only go so far

Community made it clear , people do not like to play arena more than they need to

Aka to get advantage in the main game

[fast garden]

its so ass no matter what they do

[stark torrent]

and it will always be like this

[uncut coral]

never had hope for arena tbh

[fast garden]

and the only reason people play it is to minimize getting shit on

as if they all dont have 50/50 scav pmc total raids

[stark torrent]

its fun, ofc , now after they released the actual gamemode eveyrone wanted aka Last Hero and Capture the Point i guess

but its not smth you play for more than idk 2-3 games

u know warmup at best or shit

[fast garden]

we still dont have arena pve mode

that would help a lot

[north lagoon]

?

[stark torrent]

5v5 brings me back to my solo dota ranked days and that is nuclear fallout cancer level

[north lagoon]

What?

[uncut coral]

agree. i mean it’s fun and all, but always seemed like a band-aid solution to not develop tarkov as it is

[fast garden]

bro doesnt know

like wave survival

[north lagoon]

https://tenor.com/view/im-here-for-cp-conjunctive-participle-gif-1817420561616347242

[fast garden]

iirc they had shown like 3 killas or something

[next temple]

https://tenor.com/view/kaperoo-vintage-story-gif-3384487781185669633

how it feels to play tarkov

[stark torrent]

yeah overall the reception is not great and they missed the point massively , they spent time developing new maps that 70% are unbalanced and downright shit

isntead of taking popular PvP spots from EFT maps and just making them as arena maps like dorms / resort

[fast garden]

dorms ffa would go so hard

holy shit

[stark torrent]

Imagine 20 player FFA D2 bunker + the helicopter above

[north lagoon]

Arena shouldn’t give you any benefit in Tarkov, I get they did it to boost sales and make up for money spent to make the game but damn arena should just be arena

[fast garden]

they did it because NO ONE WAS PLAYING IT LMAO

and no one will if their is no link

so yeah

need money

sunk cost

[uncut coral]

exactly

[fast garden]

blah blah

[stark torrent]

dead on arrivel

like litearlly dead

nobody would even touch it

[north lagoon]

Gonna buy it today, how are the player counts after the update?

[uncut coral]

remember the EoD scandal and all that?

[next temple]

I am a standard edition player

I open my stash, scroll once and thats it

[stark torrent]

yeah teh Unheard fiesta i think i still have a gif of the copypasta

[next temple]

I am either stacked or poor

no inbetween

[fast garden]

i miss playing standard when the game was still good

[stark torrent]

https://imgur.com/fLMBCoI

here it is

[uncut coral]

LOL

[stark torrent]

tarkov official server during unheard

[fast garden]

honestly surprised they let that ride for as long as they did

[next temple]

this is the tarkov equivalent of the chinese copypasta

[stark torrent]

it pissed of the moderators as well including the redditards

like bsg managed to turn everyoen against them

[fast garden]

yeah that is true

mods were like

eh just dont say too mant slurs

the absolute state of it at that point lmao

[stark torrent]

they even made a song with this copypasta and even copy pasted in different languages including the Skyrim Dragon Language

[next temple]

SKYRIM DRAGON LANGUAGE

WE NEED A FUCKING DRAGON SHOUT

[stark torrent]

yeah it was a shitshow

[fast garden]

eat bag of dicks

the state of ittttt

my god man

[stark torrent]

yeah and ofc BSG doing dumb controversial changes

[north lagoon]

Needs to be a scav voice line

[stark torrent]

silent nerfing stuff

silent nerfing guns

[fast garden]

oh what

hell nagh waht

[stark torrent]

yeah they been doing this for ages , they 100% silent nerfed labyrinth after the 1st day

[fast garden]

oh idc about that

[stark torrent]

they silent nerfed the zombie room

back then

[fast garden]

anything actually important

[stark torrent]

they silent nerefd black room

right now black room has 4-5 stims

[fast garden]

yeah its ass that was a while ago

anything ACTUALLY important

[uncut coral]

past few years it’s been; recoil up, recoil down, recoil up..

[fast garden]

like its hard to get money in tarkov

[stark torrent]

yeah they silent nerfed MDR and SA 58 at the start of the wipe

like u had to go on tarkov changes website to see the change it was nowhere in the patch notes

[fast garden]

i thought you meant they nerfed more shit recently

[stark torrent]

and since Arena used a previous version of the game

MDR was trash in EFT , but godly on Arena

before the changes

and like everyone saw the nerf plain as day

[fast garden]

that mdr nerf was hysterical

make the gun unusable dogshit pls

[north lagoon]

Buff everything. Simple as.

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jati5s14U-s

@uncut coral @fast garden

Nikita : we gonna add a bit of movement on the gun to be more realist-

Everyone : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING DOGSHIT NOOOOOOOOO

[uncut coral]

lmfao i saw this one a while back

[north lagoon]

I refuse to believe this community shares more than 3 brain cells

[stark torrent]

he is completely right tho

people want change but BSG history makes it usually bad so we would rather have the shit we have now

hard to explain

[fast garden]

thing is kinda shit then bsg changes and makes more shit

[stark torrent]

Like Labyrinth now

We got an event

Which is so frustrating to play , spawn here , run 10 minutes there , die to camper , do transit again , get spawncamped here bla bla

The dev begging people to stop camping the only entrance they added is cinema

Why is she taking the bait

You would think she knows better

[fast garden]

lmao

gingy is my favorite cheater

actually shes annoying as shit to watch so

[stark torrent]

i agree , she has 0 charisma

[uncut coral]

she always played like a bot

[stark torrent]

woman played Woods with a vector man i cant

i cant respect that

[fast garden]

she isnt actually good enough to do that

thats the thing

[stark torrent]

• iirc she also viewbotted

because she is in cahoots with SheefGG

[fast garden]

ooooi

[uncut coral]

[stark torrent]

well you are amerkian so maybe

they are only doing the test for NA right now

so only NA people

[fast garden]

oh yeah ive played literally every bungie ip except for classic shit before 2000 lmao

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

so 99% chance i get code

[stark torrent]

eyo what the fuck

when did this wall of text drop

i literally pressed nothing

[fast garden]

lmaoooo

yeah i have a friend with no pc who watches tarkov shit

and loves cooldee and peanut

[stark torrent]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@xalrider

goddamn

[fast garden]

BAHAHAHA

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[fast garden]

I LOVE ONEPEG

[compact knoll]

YAHHAHAHAHAH

[fast garden]

BRO NEEDS TO DELETE HIS ACC RIGHT NOW

COOKED

[stark torrent]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO IS SLIDING IN HER DMS

I CANT

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

shes not gonna give you an Oklahoma hand grenade bro

[stark torrent]

young man what is that

[granite coral]

📚 oklahoma hand-grenade

when the [female partner] [jerks] the male off into [her ass] hole

[bradley] made the bitch give him an oklahoma hand-grenade last night it sounds fucking awesome you know you wanna try [it you] [sick fuck]

[stark torrent]

yoooooooooo

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/i-have-accumulated-knowledge-nick-zetta-basically-homeless-i-learned-a-lot-i-gained-a-lot-of-knowledge-gif-19144087

[fast garden]

new tarkov name

15 char limit nvm

cant be therapists oklahoma hand grenade

[uncut coral]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-men-in-black-gif-4907321

[stark torrent]

you can put ColoradoCampfire

[fast garden]

it is considered rude if the cracker is not consumed after

[stark torrent]

why

[hallow stream]

Marathon look okay

I watched the gameplay

[fast garden]

lotta people saying it looks generic

[hallow stream]

Needs so much more polishing

Ngl

[fast garden]

which seems strange to me but like

[hallow stream]

I wait for arc raiders

Arc raiders will be awesome

[dapper grotto]

alright what the fuck is happening in this chat today

[hallow stream]

Cus it looks a decent amount like apex ngl

[fast garden]

i didnt play a lot of the exfilslop we got during unheard drama

[hallow stream]

Like if this is a 40 usd game

Bungie isn't selling it a ton

[fast garden]

and i only really played apex on release

[fast garden]

and it looks like it will be

yeah they are like

fucking insane for charging 40 and having battlepass

[hallow stream]

Yea I am not paying for that

Id rather pay 40 bucks for arc raiders

Since the final devs know how to make a 10/10 experience

[fast garden]

i havent seen much about arc raiders

oh its from them

cool

ok

[hallow stream]

Mostly cus they shifted from pve coop game to pvpve extraction shooter

So they had to remake the gameplay loop and such

Important thing is they know how to make really good gunplay and maps

Now just need good gameplay loop and progression

And after that its pretty much best extraction shooter

[lyric cairn]

People think Peanut is view botting? Dude puts more effort into his streams than anyone. Dude has a gag with sound effects and animations constantly. It was only a matter of time before he'd pop off.

[stark torrent]

Yeah i know , they are just coping

[lyric cairn]

I watched a short once of Gingy and she walked by old gas and she's like "Oh, lemme check out the desk in old gas just in case"

Fuckin' fanny pack. I thought it was a smidge sus. Who checks desk in old gas when it's not your extract?

But! Idgaf and don't know shit.

I knew this girl who was waaaaaayyyyyyyy fucking hot back in college. She started streaming and people were sending her video cards, processors, she was getting tons of donations, she was going up and up in viewership and I checked into her stream just to see what was up.

The most boring stream I've ever watched. All the success she was getting was purely because she was hot.

[compact knoll]

everyone?

found a taiga there once

[lyric cairn]

I don't.

[compact knoll]

well yeah its because you suck

[lyric cairn]

All I ever get are rails or bandages

[lyric cairn]

Man, I never find anything there. The best spawn I've ever gotten there was a metal fuel can.

Burned into my memory because I was so shocked I actually got something there.

[compact knoll]

the same wipe i found a taiga i found a doc case nearby

in the hangar on the metal shelves

[lyric cairn]

Steamer loot

[fast garden]

customs has a lotta spawns like that, they are well known between all the super freaks of tarkov

checking old gas in of itself isnt really sus

[lyric cairn]

I mean, I know of the giving tree. I just never get anything good on the desk in old gas.

[fast garden]

but gingy constantly has situations like that more than anyone else

[stark torrent]

she is not cheating but she isnt great either compared to others of her status , she got carried many times by viewers duo-trioing

she is a loyal dog to BSG taht is why she is everywhere , bsg promotes her

[tepid nymph]

Dam

What about other streamers like Veritas, glorious, shroud, pestily and more? I mean they do have their own items in the game, unlike landmark for some reason

[stark torrent]

what are you talking about man

landmark has his item

[tepid nymph]

I haven't played in a year

I forgot

[soft coral]

its been in the game for way more than a year

where have you been

also for gingy she ain't cheating but the way she plays sometimes is sus which makes iit seem like she is

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/nikgeneburn/status/1911315903397961970

Nikita Buyanov (@[e-mail])

ohhhhhh

QRT: HecklerAndKoch
Do you believe in (space) magic?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 13, 2025, 7:09 AM

[stark torrent]

aight maybe its time to stop with the snorting bsg

i rly dont want more dogshit meme guns that are used only for 1 quest

[soft coral]

the gun itself was a meme gun irl

IT HAS A WINDUP

god bless the germans

[stark torrent]

its the Walther 2000 or whatever is called

[soft coral]

no

its the g11

the walther 2000 is a sniper rifle

which looks like something out of team fortress tbh

[stark torrent]

Germans

[soft coral]

they are forgiven for this abbomination

they created the golf its ok

[dapper grotto]

pretty sure that this thing is in TF2 actually

[stark torrent]

it was a mod

[wintry ridge]

ngl i'd be glad if they added it

I want more silly guns that would actually be kinda fun to use

mini uzi style

[next temple]

That gun was actually in service in german SF at some point

Of coirse it was taken down cause when that shit broke you needed to get a watchmaker

[fast garden]

I love the wa2000

The g11 is weird tho

But don’t worry guys

Bsg models the internals of every gun they make

At the rate it took them to make some other weapons

3 years and maybe we get reload animations on unfinished textures for the g11

[static hinge]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkovdance-tarkov-eft-escapefromtarkov-beardance-gif-11539634961764074966

[fast garden]

This whole game is glorpshit

Praying I get alpha for marathon

When the g11 gets added fill a 5 stack of players holding as many as possible and throw them on the ground to crash the server with the amount of shit that has to be loaded

[untold harness]

Tarkov should be realistic mfers when another fake or small batch gun is added

[fast garden]

if the g11 makes it they might genuinely all explode

i care more about the guns they add being worthwhile additions to the game, most of which have been

the sako should be a real gun though.

uzi's, rpd, velociraptor, m60, spear all fill a niche

sako does fill a niche, its just inaccessible

pkm fills a niche well

though imo the rare one should be the pkm and the unlock should be the pkp

[hearty oar]

bro just get blow up by shotgun on second floor while i just chilling loot on ground floor

[brittle sinew]

And the lupo 3l

https://tenor.com/view/volkswagen-vw-lupo-car-tree-gif-27048531

[wintry ridge]

idk i feel like

its a silly rare gun that would actually be kinda usable

if its not locked behind 30 hours minimum of lightkeeper quests

[fast garden]

of course it would be

tbh if the sako was it would be easier than its current quest

[wintry ridge]

welll i mean

unless its like the meta AR like the uhh

spear

it should probably be some weird PK quest where you gotta mark some shit on lighthouse

[little flame]

Too accurate

[soft coral]

AHH HELL NAW

[little flame]

AWWH HELL NAH

love that meme😭😭

Lighthouse is the worst map ever

Boycott lighthouse

Burn lighthouse to the ground

I miss the wipe when lighthouse expansion got added then they fkn butchered it next wipe

I sentence you to 10 lighthouse raids without ragequitting

[lyric cairn]

The game would, not a joke, be about 30% better if Lighthouse were removed and the quests reworked to other maps

But preferably removed

[hearty oar]

saw a PMC look heavy so i help him carry his stuff back to my base

[stark torrent]

just need heavy rework to play like normal maps

and good loot in the dangerous area with the rogues

[fast garden]

Nah

I fucking hate the TARKOV REDDIT

YOU LITERALLY CANNOT SAY LOSER

WAHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS

I was literally TRYING not to be too inflammatory

WHERES MY WARNING TARKOV REDDIT

[compact knoll]

Mods can't change it

I think

[stark torrent]

yes you also cant say skill issue

or copium

[fast garden]

gun to my fucking head

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

"call him retarded"

"nonono not a loser"

"i say call him a retard"

[fast garden]

reddit wide rule that allows calling people retards but god forbid saying the word loser

[untold harness]

Reddit is a cesspit of people who dont know that the block button exists

Or that they can literally just choose to not engage with things they dont like

[fast garden]

its literally every idiot on the internet these days

its why marathon wont have fucking voip

because bungie knows everyone playing crucible in destiny is to stupid to turn off communication through text chat and they just dont want to have to deal with the same idiots getting mean things said to them over voip because that would hurt their feelings

like its insane to me that when some people have someone shit talking them over the internet they actually take that personally

and if you are one of those people, the mute/block/turn off comms options always exist

meanwhile when some dude in tarkov voip starts shit talking i shit talk back, if they yell at me saying i am cheating, i just start shooting at walls next to them because its hilarious

[hallow stream]

God fucking forbid you call him a loser

Now a racial slur

[fast garden]

the state of it

[hallow stream]

Its so dumb

[fast garden]

reddit actively promoting me calling someone retarded

by preventing me from saying shit i said at 7 years old

[hallow stream]

Probably because the ppl on the reddit have the mental capacity of a 7 yr old

[hard heart]

I have seen 7 year old's hold better conversations than reddit users

[fast garden]

usually there is less name calling between children

[worldly sleet]

I've escaped see you next wipe

[fast garden]

raise your hand if shooterborn is one of your last quests and you are too lazy to get on to do that boring shit

[worldly sleet]

The Guide was the last 🙂

Not looking forward to Tarkov Shooter series, Shooter Born & Psycho Sniper again

[stark torrent]

14k hours bro makes me look average

ggs brother

[worldly sleet]

😅

[fast garden]

id play the game post kappa/prestige if those shitass bolty quests werent so shit ass

ive done kappa like

2-3 times now?

i havent done it this wipe because gaem too easy to get lots of gear

i wish everyone got stuck in "holy shit an elcan" phase for a bit longer, myself included

theres a reason theres such a sharp population decline after month 1

no flea at the start and fir hideout were mostly awesome changes

(the hideout requirements could have been balanced better around that concept and it would have been received much better)

some people suggest having more trader levels, which i have to agree with