💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

I was watching reels on my phone half the time

[ancient marsh]

i did 8 in 1 raid

1 in next and died to cheater

and 0 in next cause died to gluhar across the street

and 0 this raid

spawned at rb-vo building

died at heating pipe to a shot in the back

[compact knoll]

barracks isnt even that bad

the underground area is the worst

you just shoot unsupressed

and wait 20 minutes for scav to come

at least they spawn in barracks

[soft coral]

true

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

did they expand the area

of safe corridor?

[soft coral]

no

wait

they did

[ancient marsh]

the underground train station one

[soft coral]

for corridor

[ancient marsh]

by how much?

[soft coral]

no idea

I did it before buff

[compact knoll]

no idea

i think i did at start of wipe

[soft coral]

artyomka

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ze0B5gninCw @soft coral

[soft coral]

come back to get kappa man

[compact knoll]

NO NOT AGAIN NO NO NO

@soft coral send me the site you use to track kappa quests

[soft coral]

https://eft-kappa.com/

[compact knoll]

could have guessed

[soft coral]

Funny how

these are the last ones I'm completing

goes to show their half assing of quests and how badly they are designed

[compact knoll]

ok im gonna be honest

i startled there for abit

[soft coral]

I remember artyomk asking iedy each raid to bring cameras

it was

[ancient marsh]

well that's done

[ancient marsh]

ayo

game crashed

i swear

to fucking god

if i have to

do it again

it worked thank god

[ancient marsh]

is this working for anyone?

i wanna see what i need for kappa

[soft coral]

you need to individually select each quest

[ancient marsh]

yeah and some dont show up

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent @soft coral play a tiny bit?

[soft coral]

COOOOMSSSS

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[soft coral]

they show up because you need to complete the quest

[ancient marsh]

?

i am doing the task sync thing

is there a way to do this better?

like is there a search button or sth

[compact knoll]

ctrl f white boy

[ancient marsh]

i swear it didn't work before

also wdym white boy

[stark torrent]

OUSKHA

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

iedy you better be team killing both of them

[compact knoll]

i havent played for 2 months and i still have less quests needed for you

[ancient marsh]

also what are u doing

[ancient marsh]

how many raids do u have played?

[ancient marsh]

[compact knoll]

truly

a skill issue

higher kd higher SR

but less quests

[ancient marsh]

we do not quest

tf do i do now

[compact knoll]

skill issue

[ancient marsh]

unlocked gluhar

but i cba going back to reserve

maybe start kaban?

[stark torrent]

u dont need kaban for kappa

or kollontai

[ancient marsh]

i just wanna kill every boss

personally

im not going for kappa

i dont want to do sniping quests

psycho sniper and sbih and shooter 8

i cba

or the test drives

none of those are fun or challenging, just tedious

[ancient marsh]

btw the uzi cant overheat

this is after 200 rounds

[stark torrent]

we all died because lighthouse is a shit map

[ancient marsh]

why are you even on lighthouse?

isnt ivan supposed to finish test drive?

[stark torrent]

artyom needs to do sbih

[ancient marsh]

wait i thought he has kappa

[stark torrent]

he had it last wipe

he has the achievement

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/master_markell/clip/AgileEnchantingLyrebirdSwiftRage-3gWiBT2PeX8K2q6h

nah bro, the jokes write themselves

[hallow stream]

that unironically has to be some of the worst shooting ive ever seen

[ancient marsh]

dead street raid, not horrible

[soft coral]

we died to cheater on cockhouse

[glacial haven]

that's true, with nikita it never happens

[fast garden]

The Nikita glazers on Twitter are genuinely worse than the ones that shit on literally everything

[glacial haven]

It's Twitter, that pretty much explains it lmao

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

not needed for kappa god bless

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

[compact knoll]

HE WAS PROOOOONE

did you die

[soft coral]

we lived

and I got a power filter from airdrop that was next to southern

[ancient marsh]

bro posted bigfoot

[ancient marsh]

"did you see it?" aah screenshot

[fast garden]

Yeah.

[soft coral]

Me too bro , me too

cooldee lowkey one of the few entertaining streamers left

everyone either W shifts everywhere and talks like 2 words per hour or they farm content like tigz

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is this guy on

[soft coral]

idk ask xalrider he has standard

[soft coral]

ngl a very solid reason to go bear

is you deny people progression on tasks that need usec dogtags

cuz why not

fk em

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7g_8UjIExM

damn this shit is awesome

[soft coral]

I really wanna see partisan vs shturman

the ultimate aimbotters

[stark torrent]

partisan vs big pipe

[fast garden]

I have always loved watching ai fight in any game

RTS? nah, RTTS

[pseudo storm]

oh you know that channel? Its good!

[fast garden]

(Real Time Tarkov Strategy)

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HniYMGHXZwM

[soft coral]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll @hallow stream

Calmest cooldee crashout

[soft coral]

virgin highly trained military trio with high end equipment vs gigachad 19 year old with his grandads ak

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

wtf is that pepe

[fast garden]

I think I remember watching this live

[soft coral]

I love him

dies to cringe
whole neighbourhood hears him

[fast garden]

Then throws fireworks at neighborhood

[soft coral]

and puts a cracker inside a bottle in his room

Legit ied

[ancient marsh]

I think he thinks that unheard makes scavs less aggro as a base, but u gotta use that item instead

[little flame]

Threw up 50-60 times this night

Was hell

[soft coral]

Wtf happened

[stark torrent]

Addicted to Odobolos

60 times brother what did u even eat to have so much stuff to throw up

[soft coral]

He was forced to play lighthouse

[little flame]

Nothing

Water n shit

Think i got food poisoning tho

No clue

[soft coral]

I was today years old

when I realized you can click on these to isntantly put the price for the item

[ancient marsh]

dont eat shit then

👍

also

tarkov channel
talks about puking

classic

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

tarkov has that effect on people

[ancient marsh]

I DIED
BECAUSE MY GUN WAS ON SEMI

fuck this game

off spawn like 20 sec in

got the best spawn for kaban

ah he's cheating anynways

no biggie

300 hr account 6 boss kill achievements

first show head jaws

[fast garden]

Brilliant

[ancient marsh]

300 blk bcp fmj

great first raid of the day

[soft coral]

I EVEN LOOKED

LOOOOK

[brittle sinew]

On god? What the fuck

[soft coral]

WTTTFFFFFFFFFF

IS THISS

WHAT ISS THATTT AUDIOOOOOOOO

I LOOK UNDER AND I DONT HEAR OR SEE SHIT

[brittle sinew]

I'll keep that in mind for when I play tarkov

[soft coral]

AND HE CREEPS UP

OMGGGGGGGGGG

[brittle sinew]

Is it true that BSG somehow made audio even worse?

[soft coral]

something went wrong with arena a few weeks ago

[brittle sinew]

They have to be breaking shit on purpose at this point lol

[soft coral]

base game is still just as shit

it hasn't changed or improved

people whjo say its better are talking shit out their ass

its just as bad

[brittle sinew]

Of course it hasn't, there's like 5 years of tech debt

[soft coral]

people under you on a diagonal make no noise

on stairs

because why would they

[ancient marsh]

the price usually is inaccurate

[brittle sinew]

5 years is being lenient, more like tech debt since the game came out

Spaghetti code fuck up from the get go

[ancient marsh]

i would say it's better to set the price manually

because of the price being inaccurate you can sometimes either severely undercut yourself or put the price way too high so its doesnt sell

[soft coral]

I set it manually cuz I'm used to it

I just didnt know you can do it by clicking on the price

Nah but wtf was that fucking audio dude

I only heard him scope in

and its super faint too

ggs I guess

hes simply better

barely any scavs spawning too

cool I suppose

26 more wohoo

[ancient marsh]

killed a fat idiot who was doing test drive on streets

get bopped idiot

[soft coral]

lol

3 pmcs down on factory

uzi rips

with pbp

[ancient marsh]

prolly should queue NA right now

8 am there

even if its a sunday

[soft coral]

there was a lapua guy in my lobby

a shotgun guy with rip and 1 pistol guy

the state of NA

😭

lv49 lapua with gen4

what are we doing

[ancient marsh]

doing the last punisher?

lvl 1 guy 😭

[soft coral]

oh god

what did I do to this lobby

the lv1 timmy was barely fighting a scav

with an m9

:(

completely naked

pretty based though

the lv40 had the leg meta saiga

bro had 2 smokes on him and an impact

what in gods name

[soft coral]

tarkov shooter?

[ancient marsh]

SOMEONE STOLE MY KABAN KILLS

AND RAN AWAY WITH A PKP PRESUMABLY

[soft coral]

3 players dead

ggs

raid is empty

murdered the entire lobby

[ancient marsh]

god damnit

not the worst raid but got kaban to spawn but didnt get the quest done

i think kaban + 1 guard got stolen

and a pkp got yoinked too

and i ran out of ammo

yeah i got basmach

[soft coral]

fk thsi game

no way dude

one of them is streamer

get folded bitchass

we grab a quick kill and gtfo

People make the mistake of bringing ap63

in the uzi

when that shit can barely pen tier 3

[stark torrent]

uzi is nice

[soft coral]

uzi itself is nice

but people bring ap63

and cant do shit with it

3 of the guys in the raid had uzis with ap63

it tickled me

got the last kill

and then instantly died

CUZ THE ONE TIME I DONT PREMED

the state of it

its done we do not care

omg...

this is it

[compact knoll]

Throw me into a bsg office and i will come back a father

[soft coral]

what

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

we actually made it to the last quest needed

I can't believe it

and i have all items

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tlou-last-of-us-bomb-gif-16072358801168137980

[ancient marsh]

17 thousand scavs at the wall next to the workshop

at the checkpoint where the sniper scav spawns

[fast garden]

He is now forced to use my favorite gun

Let’s see what he thinks

[ancient marsh]

its pretty poopy

on all accounts imo

[soft coral]

I've only used it on 12 scavs

cqb it claps cheeks

[compact knoll]

We rocking a new pfp now

[soft coral]

surely

[ancient marsh]

remember when you bought guns they came with good ammo inside?

or if you found them in a box

[soft coral]

yes

I'd go reserve find 3 aks and get 90 rounds of x39 BP

[ancient marsh]

i know only ONE GUN in the game that's not the saiga with thermal that comes with ammo now

it's the whiskey m4 from peacekeeper

has green tips

[soft coral]

pretty sure guns from traders are always empty

apart from that one saiga from jeager

[ancient marsh]

i just said

the fucking whiskey m4 from peacekeeper

it has 30 rounds of 855

forgot to unfold my gun and i'm doing a rare King Von cameo appearance in tarkov

POLICE STEADY WATCHIN ME
EVERYDAY THEY CLOCKIN ME

LIL BRO THOUGHT HE COULD ROUBLE FARM ON NIGERIA

i even bounced his SS190

in the words of Driver Nephi

"Get fucked."

@stark torrent where do i get construction loot on streets

i know construction and maybe factory?

anything else?

[stark torrent]

the buildings have toolboxes

all around

cinema as well

[hearty oar]

i wish those scav player are more smart to stick together with other NOT SHOOTING WITH PMC

[ancient marsh]

😭 brotha

he did the homelander dream of just cutting down like 500 people

[hearty oar]

nah i kill one scav player only

i have 6.0 rep fence so it will minus a lot

i don't have scope on my ak74M so can't see that guy is pmc or idiot player... he shot me after the PMC shot me so i just delete his legs like that PMC

but i have to admit that 5.45 gun and 9mm work better with HP ammo for me

[ancient marsh]

last raid before i go studying

give me kaban and gus

all i ask for

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh

[hearty oar]

here you go. he just chill

[soft coral]

this is what artyom goes through on a daily basis

ENEMY UAV INBOUND

[compact knoll]

hey look its @soft coral

[ancient marsh]

8 minute raid

on street

[ancient marsh]

isn't that guy a pedo

[stark torrent]

[hearty oar]

i just heard my friends squad get cooked by goons, cultist and sanitar at shoreline in one raid

i start to turn off tarkov and go play stardew

[ancient marsh]

THEY JUMPIN ME

THEY JUMPIN MEEEE

[compact knoll]

ivan buying unheard and getting kappa wasnt on my bingo list for this year

[soft coral]

@fast garden half a lobby wipe

YOOOOO

@stark torrent @compact knoll @ancient marsh @hearty oar @fast garden @hallow stream @wary whale @glacial stag @earnest timber @glacial haven @surreal stirrup @brittle sinew @little flame @vivid dawn @dapper grotto

[ancient marsh]

we do not care

🖕

(gj)

[stark torrent]

where is your Kappa little bro

[ancient marsh]

brother was the worst anti-dick rider of BSG and now he's getting kappa

[ancient marsh]

IN YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB

I WILL DIG DEEP AND SHOW YOU

[surreal stirrup]

[ancient marsh]

[surreal stirrup]

gj ivan

[soft coral]

thanks

[surreal stirrup]

@ancient marsh Remove ur head

[ancient marsh]

no

:)

[surreal stirrup]

@stark torrent break his femur please

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/doomshroom-gif-27230134

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral what made you want to get kappa after shitting on tarkov daily

[compact knoll]

@ancient marsh put an iron in your mouth and pull the trigger

[earnest timber]

Stockholm Syndrome is a serious mental issue

[vivid dawn]

Ivan the true Tarkov gooner got the Kappa

[soft coral]

as artyom said

the prodigal son

he fulfilled the prophecy

[ancient marsh]

the birth of antichrist

tarkov will now be released as 1.0 in a broken state and abandoned

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[fast garden]

Thank god I can finally move on from the shitheap

[stark torrent]

How it started :

Im just installing Tarkov to see how its the performance on my new GPU

How it ended : Unheard and Kappa Ivan

[fast garden]

Every major step towards kappa Ivan made another bullshit thing happened

[compact knoll]

@fast garden come join us on ligthouse

[fast garden]

Epic games arena

Hitboxes broken 12 times

(More than usual)

[ancient marsh]

maybe i will go for kappa next wipe

[fast garden]

Lightkeeper working???

[ancient marsh]

but the 3 sniping quests

[fast garden]

Boss spawns actually being increased

[hallow stream]

holy shit

you can finally kill yourself

[fast garden]

I cannae

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral now go prestige

fat bastard

[fast garden]

Should set up prestige to do it right before wipe

It shouldn’t be hard to do

[ancient marsh]

it will break by then

just do it now

[compact knoll]

prestige is fairly easy

[fast garden]

True

[stark torrent]

If the game wasnt already half dead and full of cheaters , i would have prestiged

[fast garden]

So real

[stark torrent]

But im not doing through the camping shit again for players for sbih or shit

[fast garden]

You know shit real when the samurai altyn on

[stark torrent]

• i dont even have max strength and endurance and i already got kappa , imagine having to reset back lol

fuck that shit

[soft coral]

not worth it

especially with the rewards

[stark torrent]

they should literally let you keep the skills

imo

[ancient marsh]

big rouble grind

[fast garden]

Not really

[soft coral]

a shiny floor a dogtag people sell and legit fucking rock paper scissors gesture

aids

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral what are u even gonna do now

u beat the game

[fast garden]

People can’t turn them into quests

[soft coral]

complete the other remaining quests I have

[ancient marsh]

why

[compact knoll]

your mother

[ancient marsh]

kill yourself twink

[stark torrent]

sadly we went EU night time lighthouse so guaranteed 2 cheaters

[fast garden]

True

Altyn took either one round or 15

[compact knoll]

your mother is the goth gf i never had

[ancient marsh]

i'm glad osaka got banned now

[dapper grotto]

Ivan

now that you have done it

what are your final thoughs

tell us

[soft coral]

no idea man

[ancient marsh]

ij ust

realized

the people who do prestige

DO THE BOLT ACTION QUESTS

3 TIMES IN ONE WIPE

[stark torrent]

2 mil kit lierally i didnt fire once

[compact knoll]

YEAH RIGHT

[stark torrent]

bro 1 taps me with m80a1

[brittle sinew]

Might aswell do an @ everyone at this point

[soft coral]

couldve said gj and move on

[brittle sinew]

man lets the whole village know

[hallow stream]

ivan would buy a black goat and then scream at the top of his lungs in the village

"LOOK AT THIS FUCKING GOAT I GOT"

its a good goat doe

[brittle sinew]

Would? He does that every week, being a bulgarian

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHAHAH

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @brittle sinew @hallow stream @soft coral @stark torrent @fast garden
⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ PARANORMAL EVENT ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️ GHOST CAUGHT ON VIDEO ❗

[glacial haven]

congrats

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/phasmophobia-phas-phasmo-get-on-phas-hop-on-phasmophobia-gif-3312950228461753024

tarkov needs containers in marked back

BRO THE CHEATER I DIED TO TOOK MY BLICK APART

CANT HAVE SHIT ON RESERVE BRO

[stark torrent]

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHHAHAH

[ancient marsh]

not that funny lil bro

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

Classic

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/SavoryAgileCatNomNom-W9_7SjXfsZB_dIMO

the state of the Terragroup Laboratories

[glacial stag]

im sorry for you

[stark torrent]

@soft coral do a scav raid ill be 10 min

[soft coral]

bro restarting his whole house

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEqHJ1tomnk @soft coral pissing tommorow

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/f3KQt1_0Fwc?si=rrRJowuCmnabBz9E

[compact knoll]

what happens on streets stays on streets

[void rampart]

https://youtu.be/d5i6pdRvgVo

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

That’s too good

[fast garden]

La creatura

[soft coral]

Best of all iedy cleared that building 2 minutes before

[real solstice]

Local tarkov apostate here
Game still bad?

[fast garden]

Ivan got kappa so the fabric of reality should start tearing and weaving unspeakable cosmic horrors into this mortal realm soon

[real solstice]

Advanced self harm

[fast garden]

That’s putting it lightly

[soft coral]

yes.

[soft coral]

Listen thee , I never got it before even though I probably could since there were even less quests for it
but now with the achievement for it as well I really wanted to

as much as I hate the game deep down I still like it for what it is

and its a personal achievement cuz the journey was pure CBT

[compact knoll]

Restore a saved game to restore the weave of fate, or persist in the doomed world you have created.

[fast garden]

Yeah.

[soft coral]

plus I got it and xal didn't so

another W

[stark torrent]

leg muncher

[soft coral]

go to fucking bed

[true robin]

hey guys i just bought tarkov and im having frozen screens when i shoot, does anyone know how to fix?

[dense ice]

To any spt players: do you guys get massive fps drops on the stairs of ground zero? I have a 5700x, rtx 3060, and when I come close to the stairs of tarbank to the second floor my fps drops to like 34 with massive stutters, otherwise the game runs fine. Theres plenty of other places with such issues but this one is the most abhorrent example and I'm wonder if this is a spt issue general cpu issue

[ancient marsh]

Bro got killed by a Mortuary Assistant monster

[stark torrent]

Update all drivers

[vivid dawn]

Ancient tech

[lyric cairn]

Do you have any mods installed? I've never heard of that. Some mods like Item Info causes bad stutters for me

[stark torrent]

Well of course i know them , it is us @compact knoll @soft coral

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/jessekazam/status/1898824696873033896?s=46

JesseKazam (@JesseKazam) on X

In almost 9,000 hours of Tarkov this is the first time I have witnessed this live.

Turn the sound on for this one

X · Mar 9, 2025, 7:54 PM

[stark torrent]

secret Romanian tech

[soft coral]

Time to scav all over the place for MCables and Power filter

[soft coral]

I mean

kind of not a bad streets raid for money

one in a million tbh

still barely know the map though

at least the loot part

I'm still yet to find a ground loot spawn like on woods in abbandoned

[soft coral]

mvd came clutch

streets rouble confirmed? @fast garden

ngl this ammo isn't even worth enough to cover a meta mutant

ggs

streets scav btw

yes nerfed scav timer

[stark torrent]

Streets , Reserve and GZ untouched

[soft coral]

typical

those are the maps that need it the most wtf

[stark torrent]

Streets has good perfromance so it can handle waves of player scavs

[soft coral]

its not about the waves though

its the fact that they spawn too early

32 mins is crazy

people dont move of spawn in this much time

[surreal stirrup]

back to spt

i finally got myself enough brain cells to hop off normal games

i think

stock made this scar even worse

[soft coral]

YOUNG MAN

[stark torrent]

what the fuck is that man

[soft coral]

what is that abbomination

[surreal stirrup]

Gun

against shturman

[soft coral]

[surreal stirrup]

i did my best

[soft coral]

sir

Throw that in an incinerator

please

[surreal stirrup]

No

yes

[ancient marsh]

where do u even find ammo on street

[surreal stirrup]

this is better

[soft coral]

MVD actually

the amount of times

I've gotten streets keys from streets cabinets is unreal

[surreal stirrup]

@soft coral i have enough sanity to use this

[soft coral]

I go loot cardinal and any cabinet I know of around the area
I'm probably leaving with 2/3 streets keys

[ancient marsh]

the key room or building itself

[soft coral]

key room

building itself doesn't have much

like 2 med bags?

I went in there on scav it wasn't opened god bless and all that ammo was inside

no joke

Best of all pretty much one of these keys are good apart from MVD

[surreal stirrup]

3 mvd keys

free telescope

[soft coral]

all from scavs btw

[surreal stirrup]

and for some reason that mag has 32 rounds

not complaining but it looks like 30

[soft coral]

some of them I've bought

[surreal stirrup]

like you tell me

these mfs has this?

[soft coral]

this one I bought

[surreal stirrup]

beauty

[soft coral]

all found

others bought i Think

ignore oli log

[surreal stirrup]

i honestly dont even know

how to use the kit to set traps

i will fucking kill tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

no how do i USE EM

[soft coral]

place them on the ground

[stark torrent]

you put them around ur neck and pull the pin

[surreal stirrup]

hell yea

[surreal stirrup]

how

i hav two with me

i have grenade

it in my hand

[soft coral]

hotkey the special item?

I've never used them aswell

theyre pretty shit tbh

[surreal stirrup]

i cant

[soft coral]

extremely extremely situational

[surreal stirrup]

ah

ok

[soft coral]

goal after kappa

max out hideout

including intel center

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/bocchi-boc-bwa-meme-anime-gif-17729031268930401206

[soft coral]

real I guess

[surreal stirrup]

why i keep finding

sj6

in these mfs

[soft coral]

big money on them

put them up ass

[surreal stirrup]

TWO SNICKERS

IN ASS

at least i got a free semi auto shotgun with magnum

silly leg shoot

[soft coral]

scav buff is noticable

haven't had a raid without a decent size bag

[surreal stirrup]

i wonder why

[soft coral]

it maxes out after 6 actually

right now

because of this I can go kaban and pay him a visit without problems

not worth it though theyre 1.2 mil

[ancient marsh]

blud

how

[soft coral]

idk actually

[ancient marsh]

oh wait

kappa quest?

and "the choice"

[soft coral]

maybe?

oh yeah I did the choice

fk epsilon

[ancient marsh]

the choice is +1.1

[surreal stirrup]

i did a scav massacre on military camp

[soft coral]

thats why

[ancient marsh]

kappa doesnt give rep

[surreal stirrup]

it's all just dead people

[ancient marsh]

the ref quest chain

gives +2 rep at the end

colleague 3 where u give cards instead of killing sanitar = +0.25

setup and bullshit give +0.05 each

[surreal stirrup]

first time i see sniper using svd

[soft coral]

back in the day when granadier unlocked BP purchase
120 per reset
those were the days

go woods
see fully kitted guy
2 shots in thorax
bro folds like a sack of flour

[stark torrent]

AHHAHAH

[soft coral]

shoutout to hyperrat

[soft coral]

Man

I just recalled something from when I started

my first 2 wipes when I was turbo timmy

I was doing zhivchik by eating 2 sugar packets

FOURTEEN HOURS BTWWWWWWWWWWW

[stark torrent]

i died of dehydration in front of extract on customs and the two dudes i was playing with left the call

[soft coral]

wtf

I just remembered when alle died if dehydration cuz his internet cut off

the cheater kit

no way bro stripped it

cheaters taking equipment legit complete asswipe fatherless behavior

you can make 500mil in a day bro the fk you taking that supressor and tango scope for

uhh , ok?

you killed bots? gj?

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tiziano-ferro-rain-pioggia-yes-si-gif-11003669

[soft coral]

holy shit...

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/john-travolta-gif-25290651

[soft coral]

is the "gold mine" in the room with us rn?

[stark torrent]

eyo what the fuck

[soft coral]

yep

they legit have 2 pen difference

you're probably better off using a kedr instead of a 9x19 gun

pbp is a bit better and actually shreds things but 1200 per rounds haha

funny thing

the kedr in contract wars could actually put sights on top of the gun

instead of the front

look what they took away from us

LOOKA

[soft coral]

I'm convinced that due to the fact that people don't know how to loot on woods/lighthouse (maybe streets because I'm learning the map a bit better) they think that getting the lamps power cords psus and such items is a "big money raid"

[stark torrent]

is this kedr

no

the skorpion cz thingie

[compact knoll]

it is i think

[soft coral]

it is kedr

[compact knoll]

the quest for this was insanee

it was mega hard i remember

the w task

[soft coral]

yes 45 headshots is hard

also this is the Czech scorpion

its a kedr

but with a thicker supressor

its not the klin supressorlooks like PB supressor

[wintry ridge]

[soft coral]

[compact knoll]

[soft coral]

WHEN ARE WE GETTING THIS

kaban is dead

we feast

THE STATE OF IT

enough ammo for 300 generations

[ancient marsh]

Why, who cares

Add a usable 5.45 gun instead

9mm does 0 DMG anyway

[soft coral]

the fact that

scavs dont agro

when someone shoots your leg

has to be changed

I wish illness on ALL of his family

i got out

we got out

and he didnt get any of the guard loot

suck it bitchboy

aaa

https://clips.twitch.tv/LongCrazyWitchDogFace-c8NLoK-eTQphZNlY @compact knoll @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

that was the last ledx for prestige btw

bro he's almost crying

he was so fucking mad

"I AM PERSONALLY REPORTING THIS"

[hallow stream]

Dies

👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/wideduckass-twitch-duckass-gif-2712258999166103190

it was more like this

[elder lantern]

hello

[stark torrent]

[wintry ridge]

oil up or stfu

[elder lantern]

after 300 gamma I carved some Tarkov but unfortunately i can't buy it in my county so i was wondering if there is a cracked PvE playable version of it thanks

[stark torrent]

as far as i know , no , even SPT requires to have the game itself

even if it's single player

[elder lantern]

they added the pve solo mod in patch 0.15

[compact knoll]

i think htere are ways

[stark torrent]

i have heard there arent , idk , anyway not the server for that, we do not allow piracy here so we cant give u help anyway

[soft coral]

true

[ancient marsh]

a human weekly

[compact knoll]

this weekly is very human

[ancient marsh]

i was gonna call u names idk why

i typed out a very bad message and deleted it after

[elder lantern]

Is anyone willing to share his account with me si I can download it and play it offline with spt

[stark torrent]

no bro that is bannable

[elder lantern]

oh

well I'll be damned then

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

HOLY SHIT THE RAGE

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHAHA

[soft coral]

@compact knoll @stark torrent

YOUNG MAN

[stark torrent]

[surreal stirrup]

i see 🤙
i say

[soft coral]

at 22 I officially sneeze just like my dad

it's actually over @surreal stirrup @stark torrent @compact knoll

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-look-at-that-soldier-game-play-gif-16841286

[stark torrent]

[surreal stirrup]

wtf

DUDE

what

the fuck is this

[soft coral]

thats very based

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

[ancient marsh]

the tigz psyop

[compact knoll]

@soft coral you working?

[soft coral]

da

[compact knoll]

when you free

[soft coral]

you had an entire day

[compact knoll]

WELL IM SORRY FOR HAVING A LIFE

[soft coral]

I start at 7 and end in 11

[soft coral]

true , your fault

anyway

I'll be on after 11

in 3:30hrs

@compact knoll will you be even on after 11?

[surreal stirrup]

WTF

[compact knoll]

probably not

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

hello I can't make calls on landline
ok sir restart your optical network divice and router
ok its fixed

it took less than 10 minutes man

[soft coral]

lil boy has school

better get them grades up bitchass

[compact knoll]

i shit you not

i have a month of overdue homework

[soft coral]

a month?

in uni I was able to get a whole year

[stark torrent]

what is bro doing

at this point just take the L dude

[soft coral]

I was getting reminder emails from a class I finished

to return assignment

ggs

[soft coral]

bros job will be cashier at lidl

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033437066203234385/1348712146405429328/20250310_193950.jpg?ex=67d07591&is=67cf2411&hm=d58d08cb6682e991b753d53e5597455593183d1067357e7726226e8223412eae&

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033437066203234385/1348712152474849381/20250310_193955.jpg?ex=67d07593&is=67cf2413&hm=e968a1bf26041c1683a236c7d38e0789482388bcf72c90315bc576a41edff313&

@compact knoll @fast garden

[fast garden]

real

[compact knoll]

a hell and a monster

bro is pissing kidney stones

[compact knoll]

never

surely i can get them all done today

[stark torrent]

come play streets in like 1 hour

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[compact knoll]

yeah sure

tell me when

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

[stark torrent]

@granite coral describe the AXMC rifle from Escape From Tarkov

[granite coral]

The AXMC (AX Multicaliber) rifle in Escape From Tarkov is a high-precision, multi-caliber sniper rifle known for its versatility and modularity. It's capable of accepting different calibers, including the .338 Lapua Magnum and .300 Winchester Magnum, making it adaptable for various combat scenarios. The rifle is characterized by its lightweight design, advanced ergonomics, and the ability to mount a variety of accessories such as scopes and bipods.

Key features of the AXMC include:

1. Customization: Its modular design allows players to customize components, adjusting the rifle to their preferences and specific mission needs.

2. Precision: The AXMC is built for long-range shooting, offering excellent accuracy and stability, ideal for snipers aiming to eliminate targets from a distance.

3. Caliber Choices: The option to switch between powerful calibers makes it an excellent choice for different types of engagements, whether you need stopping power or long-range performance.

4. Durability: It's designed to withstand harsh conditions, providing reliability during intense firefights.

In-game, the AXMC is a favorite among players who enjoy sniper roles, thanks to its effectiveness in eliminating threats at range.

[ancient marsh]

modular design

SWITCH BETWEEN CALIBERS

[stark torrent]

question

[ancient marsh]

.300 WINMAG

[stark torrent]

what is the last good moddable gun

they added in this game

the RD?

uzi

[ancient marsh]

which guns did they even add most recently

x17 i guess

[stark torrent]

velociraptor : 0 modding
ak12 : poor modding
they did add the x17 and the new scar parts
sako trg : only barrel length i guess
uzi : good mods

and thats it

avt/ svt has no mods but makes sense

rpd has no mods

m60 is moddable

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent i was checking patch notes

[stark torrent]

100% an event probably towards the mid / end of wipe or even that battlepass they keep talking about

[soft coral]

biggest lie ever

yes thanks I can put either a thor or a .338 supressor

WAOOOW

[ancient marsh]

spear i guess?

[stark torrent]

nah, spear only has 1 set of mods

[ancient marsh]

ak-12 is modular enough i guess?

[stark torrent]

by modding i mean different / multiple parts for the same attachement like m4

[compact knoll]

@soft coral i shit you not i thought this was crickets body for a second

[stark torrent]

you have 25 supressors for m4 but only one ak12

[soft coral]

what isaac does to a mf

[stark torrent]

bro is c00ked

[soft coral]

granted isaac is a goated game

[stark torrent]

when i was a kid my friend got a beating from his dad because he was shouting at isaac at 3am

[soft coral]

the game where I got the most angry is and forever will be need for speed

those hard difficulty bots did not fuck around dude

granted I was driving a honda civic

Now I want to replay underground 2

[stark torrent]

hmm i mean mine is not original but it was probably fucking dota

man the anger i had

[soft coral]

mannn

new apartment has only one provider

[stark torrent]

i fought my parents, my friends, my teammates, my dog and my girlfriend because of dota

[soft coral]

and they have conrtacts

BAGAMIES PULAAAAAA

🖕

MAN

CURSOR ON SCREEN

fuck off

free crosshair actually

yo wtf

spawn shopping mall as scav
go out
pmc with scarL right infront of me

the state of it

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll aloo

it is time

[soft coral]

bro what is this

battlefield 4 looking ass scar

[stark torrent]

back when scar was simple gun

where supressor was like luxury

[soft coral]

iedy

stream I will join and watch muted

[stark torrent]

waiting for kitten

[soft coral]

p!who

[torpid sparrow]

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[soft coral]

@stark torrent the hell you doing on woods?

[compact knoll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218965693182120087/1343355570257789040/legion_takeover.gif

we gooning alright

[soft coral]

surely

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/GoldenObedientTrollGingerPower-Lr3os8Ebq1UyP7cD

[wintry ridge]

tigz complains about ratting
crabs all the way thru labs

[ancient marsh]

it's a spiteful action

you can shift key so much until you get mind broken by crabs

game actively punishes all kinds of movement

[soft coral]

MOOOODS

GIVE THIS MAN A COOCK

the state of it

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

540 rounds of SP7 at an affordable price?

god bless

@stark torrent

@soft coral

[soft coral]

we lost

[soft coral]

can't put a bravo 4 on that mf

mann we don't have soundboard in the vc @stark torrent

I would've played you a banger one

iedy using grizzli

I'm so proud

@stark torrent I'm in your raid

I think

I'm not

stupid game

[compact knoll]

if i had a dollar for every time ivan was mad about me pushing

i would be a millionaire

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

call comes in
I hear person clicking on their phone
they have me fucking muted

[compact knoll]

ALOOOO

VIOLEEET