💣tarkov-released

[fast garden]

sv98 has like, 789 or something? its not bad but its among worst in class for bolties

i like the OV sv98 tho

[soft coral]

aims in on head from 150m: Nothing personal , kid

yeah the 1k velocity is nasty

you can feel it

you dont have to lead at all

similar to dvl

[fast garden]

nothing like a 200m struggle snipe with an sv98 vs a mosin snipe from weather to resort and the guy just drops

and if you cared about ergo youd be using a x51 boltie

[soft coral]

Yes

why am i in a building next to expo and someone is shooting the wall behind me

sir?

[fast garden]

surely a coincidence

[soft coral]

I got shot at when I was moving through buildings

now I'm inside a building in expo somewhere and I heard 3 shots land behind me on the wall

aaaalo

[soft coral]

i'm scared

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I hate this map during the way man

day*

go outside for 0.001 seconds 300 pmcs shoot at you from across the map pixel peeking you

theres a guy in cardinal

nobody is moving

this is a spec ops

find the rat

operation failed rat lost

YIKES

not a single pmc

ggs

heard so many shots

couldnt find anyone

I even rushed shots near chekkanya

wtf is this map

2 SHITTERS WITH M4S DOWN

game froze completely

can't alt tab can't do anything

had to restart entire pc

fuck this game actually

most likely will die

That arm though

[ancient marsh]

875

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[ancient marsh]

insane title

[soft coral]

man these guys had so much fun

[stark torrent]

Bro thinks he is gonna get molested by an Unheard player

Which is not entirely wrong

[stark torrent]

Peak Tarkov Names

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

i was just about to post that

[soft coral]

[dapper grotto]

fuck is this

[stark torrent]

wtf

[soft coral]

bitch

[soft coral]

Honestly pretty based

[stark torrent]

go eu west

fucking chads on woods

[soft coral]

Not used to such visability on woods

barely any fog

[soft coral]

can't believe we used to fight such people on woods back in the day

shit was crazy

opa

[hallow stream]

brother entered pvp against madi

[soft coral]

SIR

PLEASE CONSIDER

[hallow stream]

jedi govna matora budalo

[soft coral]

pusi mi kurac doka sum mekan , a?

pu mrs u picku

[hallow stream]

imas mikro

[soft coral]

wish you good evening too

[hallow stream]

[stark torrent]

Spawn on shoreline
Die to Knight

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[soft coral]

the humble night time raid:

[ancient marsh]

deserved for spawning

just take the L lil bro

[soft coral]

real

[hallow stream]

we should mail xal a disturbed skunk

[soft coral]

yes

customer forgets to close phone

no problem mate free break @hallow stream @ancient marsh @stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

No

[soft coral]

mr xal

when you moving out the russia big boy

since the start of iedy hunting killa and the goons

I've went from 4 to 12/20 kills for td2

30% btw

my fucking ass 30%

[ancient marsh]

Name a country thats better

Because there isn't one without flaws that are a dealbreaker

It has to be better enough for me to bother to move

And I'm not learning a new language

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

finally kappa

he did it

now do it again

2 times

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

soon

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/face-change-reaction-gif-26159977

how the fuck

cause i gave it to ragman

bruh

[ancient marsh]

You are banished to customs safes on dorms for 27 years

You will get the parrot from a cultist circle after you already dropped the game for two weeks and the kappa won't feel satisfying at all in the slightest

[soft coral]

HAHAAAAAAAAA

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll @fast garden barrel of a gun looks very tempting now

[soft coral]

just go woods man

[stark torrent]

yea

[soft coral]

parots everywhere

left right and center

[stark torrent]

Pipe had m60 with 300 m61

[soft coral]

final call for the day

I told her wait let me talk to my backoffice (they dont exist)

and i keep her on hold for 7 minutes

[soft coral]

getting the goons and then having to go look for that stupid parrot is a huge kick in the balls

[stark torrent]

cause i had to give it to ragman quest that time because i forgot they made u give the parrot as well now

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[soft coral]

I never understood why a parrot

of all items

ALO WORK ENDED @stark torrent

WE GO STREETS OF CUM

[stark torrent]

Spawn at Outskirts
Run to Attachement Shack
Die
Cheater
Oh wait im on EU West still

[soft coral]

off to get me some more test drive 2 kills

hopefully I can make it to 15

overall need 8 more only

spawn cinema

die

thanks

not getting this done today are we

???????????

where

@stark torrent

I got the spawn opposite of coffee shop

[stark torrent]

that spawn is vile

i just prone in the shop

behind the bar

i act as i didnt spawn there

[soft coral]

get back of beluga spawn
go all around expo
residential
check 15
concordia
nothing

my bad I guess players on streets dont exist

all the meanwhile I hear shots all around me

legit on the other side of the building

schizo pmc

8 kills how HARD can it be

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @ancient marsh @fast garden @little flame @hallow stream @lyric cairn @untold harness @compact knoll

https://tenor.com/view/renuu-thanos-rest-peaceful-gif-20831938

[untold harness]

[soft coral]

Got the same thing again

game screen freezes

game continues to play iin the backround

screen is completely frozen

what the fuc

[soft coral]

now do it agian

you get cool emote man

trust

and a shiny new floor

[hallow stream]

YOU CAN FINALLY KILL YOURSELF!!!!!!!

[lyric cairn]

It is time to escape, my brother.

[soft coral]

STILL CANT A SINGLE KILL FOR PUNISHER 2

THANKS

I chased shots

Thanks

Iguess

legit wtf

can't meet a single pmc bro

fk this

I'm going kaban next raid

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE ARE THE PMCS

ON THIS SHIT MAP

WHERE BRO

SPAWNS ALL AROUND

WHEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hallow stream]

avg streets raid

see 1 PMC, kill him, get killed by his teammate
dead raid
or just a bunch of scavs

[soft coral]

1 guy in vet store outside kaban

his boyfriend not moving

BAGAMIES PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I spawned beluga

ran through expo

into check 15

kaban and finally pet store

[soft coral]

15/20

EZ

@hallow stream

VAMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

1:12 is crazy work

[lyric cairn]

I've heard rumors that wipe might be soon?

Eh, no prewipe events so, I'm not holding my breath.

[tepid nymph]

bro forgot to ping nikita

entire fucking eft team

in these pings

[ancient marsh]

Prestige time

[ancient marsh]

What area they even based on

The wipe has lasted 2 months so far

Last time a wipe was this short was when the game literally just released

[lyric cairn]

I was checking out landmark's stream and chat was talking about how there might be a wipe soon. But I think you're totally right.

[ancient marsh]

bro i was in bed when i wrote that message

i woke up, grabbed breakfast

went to my pc

what the fuck did i write there

[ancient marsh]

yeah people in twitch chat aren't a good barometer for wipe dates

even i told a wipe was gonna be "soon"

it was the longest wipe in the game's history spanning 8 months straight

and lasted like 2-3 months longer than i said

[lyric cairn]

Don't sweat it. But yeah if the wipe is still not even on the radar, maybe I'll play some Tarkov casually. I just don't want to descend into madness again where I live, eat, breathe, and sleep a game I don't even like

[little flame]

lessssu goo

good job

:D

[little flame]

what are they even based on

prob

[ancient marsh]

Yeah prolly autocorrect

[little flame]

probably

[soft coral]

???

you dumb?

its been 2 months

[lyric cairn]

It feels a lot longer than that but yeah, Xal clued me in.

[ancient marsh]

And I'm the mean one

[soft coral]

well

in my defense he looks dumb

in a good way

[ancient marsh]

Tarkov is in a decent state performance wise right now

Since the last patch actually did things, hopefully this is a trend and not a one-off

[soft coral]

sadly memory leak is still very present

play 2 street raids and my fps goes from 60 to 40

pain

[compact knoll]

https://youtube.com/shorts/xqbDl-tml14?si=Zq2_Yj2AoUDaw1fA

[soft coral]

man fk this game

[vivid dawn]

Brainfart this man with his clean sheet

[soft coral]

ultimate dream is to make every building fully explorable on streets
sadly that can't happen

[stark torrent]

yes , everyone wants the risk to die from every window literally , true slavic experience

[soft coral]

it would be cool simply for the aesthetic purpose

streets would actually feel like urban combat instead of go in building and only be able to access first maybe second floor

gz for example looks awesome at night

imagine exploring building and skyscrapers

but noo

obv they do it for balance purposes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/let-the-man-cook-gif-6664196623883493304

[ancient marsh]

eft arena made me break my keyboard i guess

pressed spacebar too hard

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

hey

i died like 6 times right off spawn

and you gotta press spacebar to respawn

so i may have pressed it with my thumb a bit too hard

[hallow stream]

you so stupid

[ancient marsh]

ur mom

[stark torrent]

Mrs. Xalrider is a very nice woman

[ancient marsh]

thank you so much

ahn nevermind guys

false alarm

i switched usb ports

this 5 year old 10$ keyboard still alive

[soft coral]

this guy

this unlocks a barter

meanwhile propital

where you can buy 4 per reset

are they actually this stupid?

[lyric cairn]

About what?

[soft coral]

unlockable barter vs unlocking the straight purchase at lv4

but I guess you do get this quest early on

[lyric cairn]

Yeah, it's LL2 barter and you buy at LL4

What's the barter?

5 apple juice

[soft coral]

dont know dontcare

[lyric cairn]

Just buy it on flea

[soft coral]

yes

or that

[stark torrent]

this quest is so bad

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

its harder than 70% of the quests in general

bruh

[soft coral]

since I have like 10 quests practically less due to some of them being intimidator or scavenger

I'm actually looking at what other quest I can do

[compact knoll]

Not like you would need arm workout

[ancient marsh]

my weights are your mother's fat plump breasts

doing curls all day

[compact knoll]

Youre confusing them with my massive fucking nuts

[ancient marsh]

nuta

i saw that

nothing about you is massive

not your height

[compact knoll]

Nuta in your moutha

[soft coral]

pov: eastern europeans have a small disagreement

[ancient marsh]

not your nuta

maybe your kidney stones

[lyric cairn]

Landmark's questionable muscle development starting an argument? Never would have guessed.

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll aww mate new event they locked peacekeeper down 😭

mods dont ban please it's just a joke

[soft coral]

ok maybe I bought a little too many mags

[ancient marsh]

how much ivan needs for 1 kill

[soft coral]

nah I bought these mags when I had like 6/20 kills

now i"m on 15/20

turns out I didn't need all them mags

I'd be done with it way sooner

but I have to go streets

[soft coral]

watching tigz reel
see comment

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent you saw that flares now dont show the green shit when you fire them

cinema

[stark torrent]

yep at least tehy still work

but once again they fucked the flares with an update

[soft coral]

how do you rework a.i

and disable flares

????????????????????

HOW ARE THE TWO EVEN CONNECTED

what in gods name

we go streets yet again

no mans land

spawn corner restaurant next to cinema

go otu

pilgrim guy

drop him

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1j3a8mc/video_escape_from_tarkov_arena_epic_games_store/

@ancient marsh @soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden

[soft coral]

THIS MAP IS CINEMA

[stark torrent]

ARENA ON EPIC GAMES STORE

ALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[soft coral]

HE LIVED LESS THAN 2 MINUTES

[stark torrent]

WHAT TIMELINE IS THIS

[soft coral]

nobody cares about arena

[ancient marsh]

we wanted tarkov on steam

this is what we got

cinema

[compact knoll]

[ancient marsh]

loot buffs you say? container meta

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @compact knoll @stark torrent

not even 5 minutes into raid

2 shitters

[stark torrent]

luckily i have a new container

[soft coral]

ggs

[ancient marsh]

what is that emote

[soft coral]

we take those

[ancient marsh]

oh

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

yeah stretched ur gamma out like goatse

bro i search "goatse" on gif search and it doesn't show anything

google goatse

if u dont know what i mean

[soft coral]

now what

a third piece of shit?

I would like that actually

[stark torrent]

There is a guy called WillyAlyonka buying all the alyonka chocolate and selling at higher price

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto

[dapper grotto]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Arena on Epic Games Store

We did it Sturm

[dapper grotto]

sorry

can you repeat last part please

you fucking what

[stark torrent]

I LOVE HOW THEY WENT WITH LIKE

THE BASIC ANSWER

No

Ubisoft : Unfortunately , a stable internet conneciton is required to play the game.

BSG : No.

[stark torrent]

@dapper grotto

[dapper grotto]

bro what fucking timeline is this

[ancient marsh]

soy legalize vs gigachad direct answer

i say soy legalize while going to uni for a law degree

[stark torrent]

you cant even wear killa helmet in Arena

why is it on the thumbnail

FALSE ADVERTISING

@ancient marsh LAWYER UP

We have a case here

[ancient marsh]

bro

wtf am i gonna win from bsg in a class-action?

pocket lint string and a paperclip?

[stark torrent]

being in russia means you will be tagged and cursed by BSG

its over buddy

Xal where did u say u live?

[stark torrent]

Are you close to St. Petersburg

[ancient marsh]

none of your business, buster

i'm not giving you hellfire missile coordinates

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

oooushka

1:28

speedrun

second dude was prestige 1

fucking nolifer

Quick in and out

we take those

https://open.spotify.com/track/3V7choSVaP2zUqtIYpfynG?si=0e853fc7cfa14e53

summer white girl music helped a lot

nobody is selling tarcola

[ancient marsh]

they aren't drinking yank important tarcola

we have our own brands now

[soft coral]

3 more guys

3 more kills

[dapper grotto]

6min loading screen in arena

buy better PC's you fucking cucks

[soft coral]

died from a cheater

with unkillable hack

I shoot him point black in the face I spawn at expo he pushes me with left peek insta kills me

despite me headshotting him 2 tiems

yep

bro even voiped "hello men"

I mean sure yeah

no worries bro

got this spawn

bro instantly pushed me

10 seconds in

its ok we move on

[compact knoll]

bro still got study sites pinned like he studies

yeah right

[soft coral]

I need to unpin those

surely we'll get the next 3 kills soon

[compact knoll]

wait

[soft coral]

OPAAAAAAAAAA

[compact knoll]

should probably censore those

[soft coral]

OPAA NAA

what do we have here

well well well

[soft coral]

sure buddy

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Vut da ell

[fast garden]

That’s so real

Mods bomb Xal with intercontinental ballistic missiles

[fast garden]

I want to tell him to para cord himself

But it’s same mods as discord so I’d get banned 100%

[hallow stream]

Oh my God

They released on epic games cause if they released on steam their egos wouldn't be able to handle negative reviews

[stark torrent]

why are you copying my top comments

[hallow stream]

I didnt even click ot

It

[stark torrent]

i even got an award lmao

[hallow stream]

Balkan people think alike

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Peak

spawn river

go cinema

go kaban

go check 15

NOBODY

I can't anymore man

I even completed house arrest

getting river spawn actually is really ass

only otherspawns you can push are the food store and nikitskaya

and its even worse cuz you can't shoot past 50 meters with this thing

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/mengsedih-gif-23325538

[ancient marsh]

-AS VAL jams too quick
-but it lighting on fire in 1 mag allows you to toast marshmallows way quicker than other guns

aah argument

idk i think vasectomies should be state enforced so people like that guy don't breed

pretends that he ever used the fucking melee

[soft coral]

only reason to keep melee is paracord extracts

[ancient marsh]

theres 1 melee in the entire game and it's the red rebel

[fast garden]

For 99.9% of people yes

[ancient marsh]

for 100%

[fast garden]

Red rebel stab doesn’t one tap through altyns

I don’t use it

[soft coral]

kaban spawned

[ancient marsh]

not fucking ramadan in tarkov bro

kys

[soft coral]

I got spawn opposite of coffe shop

gg we die

I can't go out

marine down

jumped off the building and got him

cinema game

[fast garden]

The jokes write themselves

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[soft coral]

@fast garden

CINEMAAAAAAAAAAAA

[fast garden]

Tracks

[soft coral]

ok we sit car

and hope we get 1 more

[fast garden]

Improvement

[soft coral]

@fast garden can you shoot through this fence?

[fast garden]

It’s a fence

More gambling than Vegas

Maybe bullet go through maybe not

[soft coral]

oke danke

36 mins

I wait a bit more

maybe I get 1 more

[stark torrent]

what the flying fuck

[ancient marsh]

wait youre the one talking about meleeing tagilla

who the fuck ever does that?

[stark torrent]

its easy , he goes to heal and he is free meat

[fast garden]

It’s that upper echelon of player you don’t know about

[stark torrent]

thats how i killed him with the fuckign uzi pro

[fast garden]

Also yeah all you need is one bleed and he goes to heal and then you fiddle him

Or melee 1v1

You can dodge his swings if you know how

[stark torrent]

who wins , Tagilla or my PMC on green stim , propital , adrenaline and blue blood

[fast garden]

All you need is an mmac and a antique axe

Get his ass

[fast garden]

This was directed at me didn’t even realize

I love stabbing people

Jump sprint stabs are genuinely better than just swinging people some times

Back hop a peek to get them to waste ammo

Bhop push and then sprint jump stab

Kills through altyns and other shit every time with the good melees

People don’t expect you to bhop 4 feet off the ground with a melee out in reserve command bunker

Just rip their heads off

Also cheaters really love to take melee duels

I have yet to lose one

[soft coral]

2 more

there was so much happening at kaban

I thought surely someone will go car

APPARENTLY NOT

[ancient marsh]

bro i dont even use melee to break the glass at interchange entrances @fast garden

[soft coral]

NOBODY MOVES ON THIS MAP

[fast garden]

Two very different people

[soft coral]

lil bro got turned into swiss cheese

[fast garden]

What was mans doing

Lmao

[soft coral]

42 mins left btw

[fast garden]

Also if you know someone is there you can shoot them under the other side iirc

[soft coral]

I spawned in the building next to car inside

sat there for a second

[fast garden]

And through the gaps where the armored car is

[soft coral]

then I heard him outside

I spam O to see if he istarking car

he is and I rushed him

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

Real player btw

[soft coral]

lv51 btw

[fast garden]

Why is that zwei so ugly

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-not-care-juan-gif-22047769

[fast garden]

Also yeah what game even is that

[stark torrent]

go zweihander what are you a fucking pussy with that halberd

it's ughh Dark and Darker

[soft coral]

bro thinking this is offtopic 2

[fast garden]

Only on the weekend

[soft coral]

which it is

[fast garden]

It’s fucking Tuesday

[soft coral]

no dumbass

I mean it is offtopic 2

but not rn

[brittle sinew]

It is tho?

Known fact

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-jesse-walter-white-gif-25245234

[fast garden]

Ooooi my fault

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-patrick-sandy-not-until-4-stupid-somewhere-else-gif-3129645962633873527

we are so close

Why the fk are cinema side spawns so common wtf

[stark torrent]

cause there are 5 of them or shit

and that map is cockshit

[brittle sinew]

The moveset is ass bro

[stark torrent]

it is but shit is manly

[brittle sinew]

No sour spot though

So thats a plus

[soft coral]

even worse , 8

WOO

CMONN

2 more

ALOOOOOOOOOOOO

[ancient marsh]

me too

[soft coral]

?????????

WHO!?

[brittle sinew]

Especially on barb, but barb is easy w class

[soft coral]

the Legend 27 ❌
Haremking27 ✅

[ancient marsh]

that's the reddit guy who wanted ramadan gamemode

[soft coral]

all of them are apart from woods

ok in we go

and now knowing my luck

I will get expo spawn

I've never gotten these 2 spawns

or construction one

fucking dogwater map

CMON

VAMOOSSS

WE CAN DO THIS

AAAAAAAA

[fast garden]

Scavs renamed goy

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

ramadan isn't a jewish holiday, idiot

and goy is a slur for non-jews

scavs being jews would be accurate

[fast garden]

Hey we are just following in the line of thought here

I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s some scav name that alludes to it though

[soft coral]

ok we camp kaban

hes not up but still

maybe someone comes

[fast garden]

I will not pull a delight I promise

[soft coral]

nvm

i got the freeze

[fast garden]

Just a funny ass word

[soft coral]

my game froze in the middle of kaban camp

WHY DOES IT DO THAT

WTFFFF DUDE

we are not getting these 2 kills

so fun man im having so much fun rn

I can't with this game

[ancient marsh]

BROKE N- ALERT
BROKE N- ALERT
BROKE N- ALERT

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

Probably gonna be dead by the time I load up the game

I can't figure out why this freeze happens

the game screen just freezes but the game conitnues to play in the backround

[stark torrent]

🤨

[stark torrent]

because they broke the flares, obviously

domino effect

[soft coral]

and I can't alt tab

close the game or do anything

legit nothing

only a pc restart fixes it

???

I dont want to complete my quest anyway man its whatever

died

there was a guy in there the entire time

not moving

ggs

go again I guess

oh ok

yeah

1 hours all boss kills

yeah bro

he is simply that guy

ate 5 headshots

lv2 deathshadow vs 38 pen ammo

death shadow wins

too stronk

[stark torrent]

he is simply gifted

[soft coral]

he is

sat in the kaban place the entire time

he was legit in the middle

not moving a single muscle

ok fam

rinse repeat

1 more hour until work

I've been doing this for the past 3

hours

and all I got was 1 kill

and 2 deaths

damn like

what a brilliant map design from bsg
design the spawns in such a way with pure rng
either you spawan around 5 people

or you spawn around crickets and a bent tin can

camp
nobody
rush spawns
nobody
wander around the map
NOT A SINGLE FUCKING SOULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE PLAYERS MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

[fast garden]

10 am on a work day in NA

[stark torrent]

yeah like go EU

i couldnt even find games yesterday

took like 5-6 mins at best

[soft coral]

DUDE DUDE

IT HAPPENED BACK TO VACK

THE FREEZE THING

NO WAY

NOO WAYYY WHAT

[stark torrent]

verify game files

your game might have corrupted some shit

[soft coral]

THE GAME FREEZES AND CONTINUES TO RUNNN

i will lose it

[stark torrent]

oh my imagine if this is part 2 of the bug @fast garden

[soft coral]

wtfff

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Dude that was the FIRST thing I thought about

GG Ivan has tigz bug

Start making your kits really cheap, don’t bring too much ammo

[stark torrent]

idk i'd say he verify game files first and delete logs

[fast garden]

It needs to be less than the point limit in arena

[stark torrent]

and cache

the cringe

[soft coral]

wtfff dudeeeee

[stark torrent]

bro didnt even play arena

he has no arena PMC active , he never even installed it

[fast garden]

This is tarkov we are talking about iedy

[soft coral]

only started doing it after recent patch

[stark torrent]

what a shit fucking game

[soft coral]

lets see if I''ll be able to deploy

[soft coral]

?

elaborate

[fast garden]

Was it last wipe? Basically there was this bug where somehow your pmc wouldn’t be allowed to match into raids unless your kits followed the same point basis as arena

[soft coral]

yeah I"m dead server connection lost

[fast garden]

No one knew how the bug worked for the longest fucking time

[soft coral]

thats not the one i Have

[fast garden]

Took them like 2 months to fix

[soft coral]

its nothing like the one I have

[fast garden]

You are loading in and hearing the game yeah?

[soft coral]

I load in

[fast garden]

But still loading screen

[soft coral]

I can play for a few minutes

[fast garden]

Oooh

[soft coral]

and at a random point INT HE RAID

like while I'm in the raid

shooting looting w/e

my game screen freezes

[fast garden]

Wasn’t that the start of the tigz bug

[stark torrent]

it's similar , basically what happened on the original game

Deploy timer would go to 0 but the game would not load , you could hear everything but your screen would get stuck at deploying

what happens to you IVAN is just in the middle of the raid basically

[soft coral]

but the game continues to play in the backround

[fast garden]

That’s what happened to me before I got it

Prolly just post patch sever fucked tho

[soft coral]

I can still walk and do shit

even shoot

but my screen freezes

and I cannot alt tab

or change windows

[fast garden]

Oh what the fuck

[soft coral]

the game screen window stays

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

that looks like game issue idk

as i said try to verify files and shit

[soft coral]

I am doing it now

cuz I died anyway

doesn't matter

why would I be allowed to play the game normally

[fast garden]

Next raid tv110 sr2m PE shattered mask

[soft coral]

silly of me to think that

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

I even tried to do the windows key tab thing

to open a new tab and shut the game that way

it doesn't happen

I have to restart entire pc

[fast garden]

Task manager don’t work?

[stark torrent]

next raid i just paracord myself and dangle off concordia

[soft coral]

I just said it doesn't work

i try to shut it down using task manager

[fast garden]

The GZ dead scav on the scaffolding of the one building next to the rope

[soft coral]

the windows tab thingy mechanic windows has doesn't work when this happens

I open a new desktop and I still see the game screen

[fast garden]

Actually cooked lmao

Game dead

The epic games integration so soon

Looooook you willlll downloading the epic games launcher

[soft coral]

worst part is

it happens completely randomly

it can legit happen at spawn

or during a firefight

its not my ram or my cpu

it didn't happen before the patch

god if youre there please let me get those last 2 kills in 1 raid

died

instantly

spawned cinema

guy under cinema

can't kill him

push

die

gg go next

GG GO FUCKING NEXTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

we go next

we go next

we go next
we go next

we go next
we go next

we go next
we go next

we go next
we go next

we go next
we go next

WE FUCKING

GO NEXT I SAIDDDDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[stark torrent]

Stop spamming urangutan

[soft coral]

I'm fucking losing my mind

because of this quest

unloaded an entire mag into him

nothing

Thanks game

I didn't wanna kill the guy anyway

[ancient marsh]

what mind

[compact knoll]

what tarkov does to a mf

[soft coral]

2 FUCKING

KILLS DUDE

ALL DAY

this fgucking

DOGWATER

MAP

ABSOLUTE ABYSMALL SHIT

[stark torrent]

we should play with him

https://tenor.com/view/hypnosis-kemono-friends-toki-gif-23549058

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

get the fuck away from me

[soft coral]

last raid before work

got 20 mins

either I do it this raid

or I just disconnect

who am I kidding I'll get expo spawn

got one

BITCH

SIT DOWN

CUNT

AAAAAAAAAAAA

helmet saved me

15 mins until work

I push kaban and try to get a kill

LETS GOOOOOOOOO @stark torrent

AAAAAAAAA

gl guy nearly blew me up

jesus

map went quiet

well thats all the players dead

well

progress? I guess

bro I was inside check15

how did he

nvm I'm going to work

cunt

@compact knoll @stark torrent

I tripped

[soft coral]

oh hes still not banned

[compact knoll]

that one is a gamer

[soft coral]

1 more kill guys

1 more

kit prepared for later

[soft coral]

Lol

Bruh

11hrs

[ancient marsh]

Works one time

[soft coral]

?

[stark torrent]

the recipe only works once

[soft coral]

wow

ofc it does only once

silly me

[stark torrent]

hardcore man cat have players cheese quests

[soft coral]

with enough people you can cheese anything

but they mute you in the OEFT if you say it out loud

[soft coral]

opa

@stark torrent @compact knoll

@hallow stream VAMOSS

[hallow stream]

tetris pro

[soft coral]

what you get by running air and fuel filters all day

well

at least the kits are cheap for streets

havent made a dent

in the budget

@stark torrent

oooshka?

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/curse-of-ra-curse-of-ra-gif-10622361558915339590

[soft coral]

maybe I have autism but I always hate my money in tarkov going down bellow a certain treshhold

I get the ick

[soft coral]

@fast garden @hallow stream @stark torrent I got a call and this fucking brainless uk ape legit told me
ever since my new router was installed by you guys
my tv volume gets lowered each time I Turn it on

omg.....

[fast garden]

people arent real ivan

remember that

[soft coral]

lord please prevent these people from reproducing

give them a plague or something

holy shit

[soft coral]

based

[stark torrent]

i only need 1 bullet mate you can keep the other 5

[soft coral]

other 5 are for me , @hallow stream @fast garden @compact knoll and @ancient marsh

[fast garden]

it will unfortunately not kill me in one shot

my head is too thick from playing this fucking game too much

[soft coral]

same I ate sand as a kid

[fast garden]

9mm simply slides right off

[fast garden]

upgrade to 357 and make them count

[hallow stream]

its AP

it will kill you

[fast garden]

ap 9mm?

even worse man

wallah just stab me to death with the starter bayonet it would take less time

[soft coral]

let tagilla get him

shove his sledge up your gamma container

cheesing the last kill with bogdanka

I do not have the patience

I feel no shame or remorse

[hallow stream]

nigeria dead server

[soft coral]

their daily allowence is depleted for internet

ah yes

local pve

classic

I'm sure bots go to train depot on pve

[hallow stream]

he free

gg

goodbye shitter quest

[hallow stream]

cinema

[soft coral]

NOT CHEESED BTW

I promise

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll its over

[stark torrent]

Test Drive 3

[hallow stream]

suicide

[soft coral]

test drive 3 isn't on streets

and it isn't with a fucking sr2m

man I ran into a timmy and got my last kill

so lucky

[hallow stream]

whos that usec

[soft coral]

some bozo with a revolver

naked too

test drive 3 will go by way more smoothly

[hallow stream]

prapor himself