💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

wtf is tigz stream

bro ratting on labs

while playing some mobile ass looking fishing game for kids

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral

[soft coral]

instantly headshotted

[ancient marsh]

995 btw

[soft coral]

ay ay ay

[ancient marsh]

47 pen

[surreal stirrup]

ya fujcking what

[surreal stirrup]

scav snipers?

hell na

[soft coral]

show quest bruh

[surreal stirrup]

[soft coral]

ew

[surreal stirrup]

and now it's

for the fun part

grenad

[ancient marsh]

did it always have a "U" at the end?

am i buggin?

[surreal stirrup]

yes

it always did

[ancient marsh]

no stop gaslighting you fucking fat bastard

old video thumbnail

[hallow stream]

ironic

[ancient marsh]

bottom right

[ancient marsh]

yeah i'm just projecting

[surreal stirrup]

ironically

who says that

[ancient marsh]

im sorry for calling you fat @surreal stirrup

[hallow stream]

(hes not)

[surreal stirrup]

i know that he is not

thus he is being given brainfart exile role

[hallow stream]

[surreal stirrup]

god damn

3 fat mfs

ok now

what sniper rifle i should use at woods

im going for mp-18

[soft coral]

[surreal stirrup]

wait..i have an idea

assault rifle with no magazine

[soft coral]

Kappa in 500 hours

surely

[surreal stirrup]

i need to find the most accurate ar

tf

fde version shoots less accurate

than non fde?

im confused

i built the most accurate scar-l i could for funnies

hell yeah

rate

[soft coral]

Sir

please end it

[surreal stirrup]

WAIT WHY IS IT EVEN BIG

[soft coral]

scope mount

[surreal stirrup]

damn

ight it's time to snipe

let's do this

bro its been almost 2 minutes

i aint playing regular tarkov bruv 😭

[ancient marsh]

had sanitar stolen from me first time he spawned

[ancient marsh]

the scope

has rails on top

which makes it +1 tall

[surreal stirrup]

ah

this shit looks gorgeous

[pseudo storm]

Probably kicks like a horse?

[surreal stirrup]

enemy?
yes

me?
no

[pseudo storm]

Impressive

[surreal stirrup]

good build

[dapper grotto]

Aura

[ancient marsh]

world's biggest pistol

i think it legally would be a pistol if you put an 11 inch barrel on it

[surreal stirrup]

california aint allowing that shit

[ancient marsh]

behold, a pistol

[ancient marsh]

it would if you welded the mag in

not even joking

[surreal stirrup]

takes out mag

here

a pistol

[ancient marsh]

nah

if you take the mag out

with a build like that

it's a short barreled rifle

[surreal stirrup]

dang

[ancient marsh]

this is a california compliant AR pistol

why are you laughing, i didnt even explain why it's ridiculous

this looks like a normal AR pistol

how it's california compliant is

to load the magazine

you literally flip off the upper receiver

to detach the mag

there's also these, because they have a 10 round mag

[surreal stirrup]

we have to own a gun for few years so we can get something normal

like at first it's shotgun

then it goes up to ak

[ancient marsh]

Cali Complaint AK's look like a bad model out of GTA 3

[surreal stirrup]

non auto

in like

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll

[surreal stirrup]

4-5 years

[soft coral]

at this point CA should just use BB guns

[surreal stirrup]

cant be any true

gorgeous

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fall-falling-fallen-kingdom-fallen-kingdom-gif-6774652182841014167

[surreal stirrup]

sleeper

I JUST KILLED PARTISAN???

yup

[ancient marsh]

looking for sanitar is boring

but man

this loot isn't half bad

[soft coral]

RAIN IS SOOOO LOUDDDDDD

AAAAAA

[ancient marsh]

yep

"when will the snow be gone?" mfs reaping what they sow

[soft coral]

IM USING LINERATORS BRO

WTFFFF

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll

[soft coral]

real

[stark torrent]

Comtacs have the best ambient cancelling

but it really doesnt help because the sound of wind and rain are just too loud

BSG really wants that authentic immersive tinnitus , ruin your hearing irl

[surreal stirrup]

sir that is realistic

[soft coral]

go gas

scav sits outside gas next to train

at night

shine my flashlight at him

nothing

shoot

nothing

Hit him in the leg

nothing he stats next to the train

reworked a.i btw

8 years of developmentbtw

[surreal stirrup]

ready or not :

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-funny-wtf-wth-jesse-gif-17336046

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-im-goated-im-white-wait-im-goated-gif-4194682026588095363

[stark torrent]

bro found the SJ 69 cockaine

[ancient marsh]

ready or not's AI is so bad it's actually completely justified to shoot unarmed civillians

[ancient marsh]

fent reactor nvg

[stark torrent]

Addicted to F U M E S

[ancient marsh]

accidentally tapped into the leaded gasoline fuel line on old gas

rookie mistake

[soft coral]

THEY ARE RIGHT OUTSIDE THE STATION

THEY DONT MOVE

UNDER THE BRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ancient marsh]

did u try using loud

[soft coral]

i AM USING LOUD

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

even fired bait shots

[ancient marsh]

bro

[soft coral]

WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

THE STATE OFIT TTTTTTTTTTTTTT

AWD})IAWBDC{()AUWBCAW

[ancient marsh]

the ai went from "this ai is too bullshit" to "not bullshit enough"

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I am

losing my mind

:(

@ancient marsh @stark torrent

loooooooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkk

THE STATE OFITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[ancient marsh]

the scav:

what are you even trying to do

[soft coral]

RITE OF PASSAGEE

[ancient marsh]

oh the petroleum quest

did you try bringing an empty fuel can to the gas pump?

i heard you can refill it

@stark torrent

i think the sound of the pump working will attract scavs

[soft coral]

ITS DONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[red timber]

yo

finally installed and played some pvp and pve combined

managed to hit level 8 today in 2-3 hrs but i gotta say i got my ass handed to me

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @stark torrent @surreal stirrup @hallow stream

Genuinely fuck this game

[soft coral]

Still no killa?

[ancient marsh]

killed a lvl 52 guy with this piece of shit

[hallow stream]

oh my god

I know exactly why that AI is tweaking

so theres this AI mod thats getting rewritten for SPT thats currently in a testing phase

I use it

they might've copied some AI code from the fella

cus that was a bug like 5 patches ago in the AI mod

they just do nothing and spin around

if you see like

let me find screenshots

if u see something like this

[ancient marsh]

>

[soft coral]

Supressor and stock need changing only

[ancient marsh]

dogshit supp, no swapped upper, dogshit scope, dogshit stock

no swapped buffer

[soft coral]

its not that bad

just change supressor and stock

oh and scope

[ancient marsh]

does anybody feel that the loot is any better

[soft coral]

no

[stark torrent]

nope

[ancient marsh]

the fact that 4 people upvoted this

makes me fully believe this playerbase deserves everything it gets

[stark torrent]

This actually made me laugh

holy delusion, BSG cant code two things without breaking the flares or making the BTR invsiible

and this guy wants that

BSG adds chatgpt

cheaters : reverse engineer it so scavs now call you the n word

[ancient marsh]

"Just add chatgpt lol"

Fucking retard

How does he get dressed in the morning

[native crypt]

pants on his head first i reckon

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

i legit sent the msg and second 1

unless thats a feature of the channel

[ancient marsh]

Ye 1 post a day

I upvoted you insulting him

[hallow stream]

hoorah

worth the 1 message a day in that shitass channel

I'll just send ur stupid to whatever suggestion I find stupidest on that day

see how long it takes the mods to blacklist me from that channel

[soft coral]

10 fucking remaining boys i camt beliebe it

[ancient marsh]

U will get banned

[soft coral]

?

[ancient marsh]

Not everything is about you ivan

[hallow stream]

not like anything happens in that shitass discord

absolute horror

[soft coral]

my bad then

[ancient marsh]

Sometimes it gets exciting

[hallow stream]

like when the 60% of players are cheaters video dropped

a year and a half ago

[ancient marsh]

My first day there was a guy saying circle strafing to keep momentum after inertia got added is a bannable exploit

[hallow stream]

just seeing the whole discord spam messages

FOR DAYS

[ancient marsh]

And then a girl said he's stupid, he said "you're a woman, your opinion does not matter"

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

He legit said like "make a video telling people how to circle strafe and see how long your channel stays up"

Meanwhile NoGenerals made full guides on how to use regular and slow lean at the same time to lean turbo fast

And other PvP movement tips

Illness

[stark torrent]

Yeah that guy has some crazy pvp

[ancient marsh]

All I'm gonna say

[ancient marsh]

The only black guy I know who plays tarkov

I've seen like a 45 year old unc play it

And a 45 yo black lady too

But nogenerals is the only one I know who plays pvp

[stark torrent]

why does it matter?

[ancient marsh]

The others did spt

[ancient marsh]

Just something I noticed

Some game genres have way diff race reprebsentations

Like it sounds racist but absolutely you will find more black people either on cod, sports games or fighting games than CS, tarkov and stalker combined

Its not a value judgement

I do think its a cultural thing tho its very interesting

Same goes to Chinese ppl and mobile games

Aight I'm off to bed

Gn :)

[soft coral]

[lyric cairn]

Reasonable assessment

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent

but brother, it doesnt come with any fluids

its just drink powders

you gotta get water urself

🤓

and i got 11 rep excess on jaeger

do i hand it in or run shoreline for sanitar?

[soft coral]

hand it in dude

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @compact knoll real thumbnail

got fucking bless for this man

[soft coral]

Aha

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TOxKbhj5hiA?si=OXEI7m2I0Yo0V-C8

[ancient marsh]

bro old mutant recoil

fucking ridiculous

[soft coral]

bsg: yes guys we made it so you can put flares in special and even the flare gun
also bsg: doesn't put the paracord in there

[stark torrent]

Rare good suggestion that BSG wipes their ass with it anyway

[ancient marsh]

i mean

i think that's okay

rr extracts are really strong, easily the best on every map they are at

i think sacrificing 2 secure cont slots for a strong extract is fine

[soft coral]

actually

I get why they did it

it exists only on 3 maps

[ancient marsh]

fellas did any one of you kill bosses recently

@soft coral @stark torrent

[soft coral]

Killed tagilla while helping with dragnet

if that counts

[ancient marsh]

did yo utoss nades at him

i think they broke bosses or AI in general

i did nothing but hunt bosses for 2 days

i havent heard AI reply to grenades once

[stark torrent]

no at least yesteday i did alot of interchange

didnt find killa once

not even hear him shoot the rpk

[ancient marsh]

yeah every single time i went shturman hunting

0 times did i hear an svd

[soft coral]

no

[ancient marsh]

and he spawned 3 tiems

[stark torrent]

i definetely saw on tigz stream that killa sometimes doesnt answer

[soft coral]

They Might have made the bosses and a.i in general too passive

[ancient marsh]

yeah sucks to find out after i spent like 600k in nades lmao

[stark torrent]

waiter waiter more flashbang

[ancient marsh]

nah i used the small v40

twink nades

they fly so far

[ancient marsh]

they are perfect boss hunting nades IF THEY WORKED

[stark torrent]

i got this 2 times in a row

bagamias pula

[ancient marsh]

cause they are actually grenades and not flashes, with previous AI bosses sometimes ignore flahes

flashes

but always reply to frags

[stark torrent]

opa

i think i discovered a bug

if u send the 5 rigs back you get them back

watch me get again 5 of thosew fucking rigs

3rd time

[soft coral]

well

youre gonna keep getting them

if you dont give the 50 to ragman

[ancient marsh]

waiter waiter more rigs

[stark torrent]

no you dont get it

it's only a 25% you get quest items

but i got it 3 times in a row

same shit

[soft coral]

I know its 25%

but still

hand them 50s and no more rigs

at least thats what I did so I can stop getting them and get pure 14 hours or hideout items I guess

[lyric cairn]

I'm considering booting up Tarkov right now. Someone talk me out of it. I was watching some Landmark clips and it looks fun.

I'm doing it. I'm going for it.

1 raid.

[soft coral]

dont

idiot

you fucking Muppet

[ancient marsh]

dogshit quality i know but how did people use this fucking gun? You cant see shit it's so massive

wait what he fuck YOU CAN DO THAT?

[lyric cairn]

Switch sights? Yeah

[ancient marsh]

no dingus

have a backup sight along with a pso

i wonder if it still works

[lyric cairn]

Yeah why not?

1 raid

[ancient marsh]

it fucking does

god bless, i wish i knew this when i was using it on shoreline

the "12.9" loadout

1 mag costing more than the entire gun

vpo unironically underrated gun

actually maybe rfb is straight up better

[stark torrent]

m61 vpo

[ancient marsh]

m80 on flea

https://tenor.com/view/mcmahon-crying-he-was-special-wwe-vince-mcmahon-gif-13313547165599993551

lvndmark pre-obdolbos injection regimen

[ancient marsh]

lvndmark after

shrek head shape

[lyric cairn]

I wish to have shrek head shape

What if you didn't have breakfast today?

But I did have breakfast today, directly into my thigh.

Well boys, one raid was enough. I survived and got into a standoff with a player scav. Felt the adrenaline pump but, it's just not worth it.

I don't want to play this game forever every day again.

[stark torrent]

[lyric cairn]

That was such a good first raid, though. Got an awl and vitamins.

[hallow stream]

Got warned in tarkov cord for calling the guy stupid

Worth

[stark torrent]

i saw that

based

[soft coral]

i wouldve told him to kys

but based nonetheless

[ancient marsh]

jsut realized for some weird reason you cant put tactical devices on the left side with this handguard

[frosty basalt]

Guys how’s the latest update

[ancient marsh]

the lack of snow seems to have boosted fps but dont take my word for it

[stark torrent]

rly cant say i notice much

scavs feel the same to me really

[soft coral]

no

its the same

[soft coral]

it was mostly a.i fixes and rework

which seems to have broken everything

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvxSgtBeHLs

@soft coral

before and after snow

[soft coral]

mmmmm

I doubt

[ancient marsh]

holy shit the increase on the lows is crazy

[soft coral]

offline

[ancient marsh]

ah that was offline

this is online

79 is fine

79 is a microstutter

[soft coral]

streets 1080 gets 105 average Brother do you have a nasa pc

[ancient marsh]

definitely an improvement

[soft coral]

fucking hell

[ancient marsh]

without a doubt

[soft coral]

can't wait for someone to find an angle

where half the map doesn't render

and gives you free of charge wallhacks

[compact knoll]

i think last wipe

i was doing test drive 1

and one of my kills was 58 meters

why is woods thought of as a sniping map

when its all fucking trees and leaves everywhere

[ancient marsh]

bro arena rewards are fucking ABYSMAL 😭

first win of the day, won a checkpoint game

ok there is no fucking way

this guy isnt cheating

on arena

audio is ruined on arena

someone 5 meters away through a hallway sounds like they are 80 meters away in a building in a bathroom

[soft coral]

ok i got a question

why are you playing arena

Genuine question

[ancient marsh]

money exp and gp coins

[soft coral]

I can see yes

[ancient marsh]

dailies, retard

[soft coral]

ok now no need to be rude

[ancient marsh]

youre the one being snarky

i got 50k exp for winning a game of checkpoint

[soft coral]

@hallow stream https://youtube.com/shorts/YLMytnXIf5Q?si=Q3IVcn8P8nFcbfNE

bro scream so loud he can create a black hole

[wintry ridge]

its crazy how i just hopped on mw3 campaign today

and somehow tarkov aimpunch is still better

wtf did they do in classic mw3

shot once and ur screen turns to motion blur

[hallow stream]

Fucking idiot guy

[soft coral]

on high settigns the drip goes hard

I'm going streets my pc will blow up the moment I step in

These gloves are stattrak factory new

[hallow stream]

Man if only tark was optimized

High settings don't actually look bad but they just consume too much performance

Also they give competitive advantage, when you watch one of those fuckers streams that play tark for a living the visibility is so much clearer on higher settings

[soft coral]

graphics arent cpu based in tarkov

[hallow stream]

Like on woods you can actually see ppl thru branches and shit

[soft coral]

they actually impact performance very little

NA is dead 7 mins can't find streets raid

[hallow stream]

True but you still need a good computer for it not to be bottlenecked and shit

[soft coral]

stupid time zones

[hallow stream]

Cant just slam high end cpu with lower end gpu and just have it work and look properly

Opposite applies

Legit need nasa pc for this fucking game cus russian heeble jeeble code

[soft coral]

Shit game what can I say

[hallow stream]

Theres 1 extraction game I hope does well cus they have a unique spin of their own on it

[ancient marsh]

https://fixupx.com/axel__tv/status/1896151234308083937

[soft coral]

new a.i btw

[hallow stream]

Wait

He got grenaded from out of vision

WAIT

Unironically

There is a spt mod where bots are incredibly accurate with grenades

Ok BSG hate over i go now

[soft coral]

Hop into a raid on streets

place your bets

marine down

and i'm dead too

from somewhere

I kill a guy outside cinema

I enter to loot duffle

die

???????????

bro where?

from the back?

this map dude I swear to god

so all thsi time

there was some fucking dingus

in the cinema

already with me

not making a single fucking SOUND

this map is the worst thing to ever be created by bsg

[stark torrent]

Real always

Cinema spawns there are like 5 / 6 , there is always one more

[soft coral]

I 1 tapped the dude under cinema cuz I was on semi auto
and then get magically killed by houdinni over here

I looked

EVERYWHERE

didn't see SHIT

thing is

I dont think he was in the cinema with me

because I was already in there

and sat still for a second or two

@stark torrent @hallow stream

I got heart attack or something

[hallow stream]

Id say tark needs a raid summary system

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

Cause I would like to know where I got killed from

Shit isn't even hard to make

[soft coral]

they have it in arena no?

only 15 more to go

its not actually hard using this gun if you aim head

problem is the map

[hallow stream]

A spt dude made it and you press like f8 and it opens a browser with a summary of the whole raid

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

You can see where everyone is going throughout the whole map and such

[soft coral]

ok next raid

surely I will get a good spawn and wont die off spawn

I've noticed

its crazy how much i spawn near cinema side

same spawn again

wtf

MARINE DOWN

MARINEEE DOWNNN

6/20

we sit

[ancient marsh]

needs pmc kills
goes night time

on dead server

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[soft coral]

im not doing day man

also there are people on na

[ancient marsh]

its like 11 am there bruh

people are still at work or school

just go eu

everyone got off work

or russia east

[soft coral]

na btw

you go inside a building you can hear outside steps perfectly

makes sense

[ancient marsh]

someone next to you on arena but thru a doorway and you can hear them like they are 80m away

you know the long hallway on factory?

[soft coral]

da*

[ancient marsh]

imagine that one but like a third of the length

[soft coral]

right

[ancient marsh]

u go there and it sounds like someone is in 2 story dorm when ur in 3 story

its insane how fucked the audio is

i guess its reshala time

[soft coral]

Bro had so much fun

RIght off spawn

and then I never saw another dude

I genuinely do well with this gun

in firefights

I'm gonna say that this gun isn't as bad as people make it out to be

you simply have to aim head

[ancient marsh]

it's just an mp7 that's worse in every single way

[soft coral]

true

but

idk

[fast garden]

Let’s fucking go

[soft coral]

aim head

[fast garden]

Cheater bosses

[soft coral]

can't kill someone?

too bad

aim head some more

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cw6wi_Su2Vk&ab_channel=VeryBadSCAV

[soft coral]

also xal I do night raids simply because I find them more chill

annoying thing about sr2m is you cant use it at long ranges

compared to a mutant

or sr25

idk apart from meeting people I legit find it decent to use and actually kinda fun in some instances

[ancient marsh]

smg worse at range than a full length rifle?

[soft coral]

well

streets tends to be kinda medium range

it does have short ranges

but still

@ancient marsh @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll @hallow stream

thoughts on new name?

[ancient marsh]

i do hope you

nevermind

[soft coral]

why is there a lv1 in there

[stark torrent]

Ivan needs to end himself

[ancient marsh]

idk there's another retard who named themselves some dogshit like that

that's not my friend btw js

[stark torrent]

@soft coral StrokeItTilUMakeIt

[soft coral]

I'm about to stroke it all over

[soft coral]

thanks Яж ми хуя

6/20 for td2

huge

as long as I get 1 per raid I'm happy

spawn coffe shop

see someone at cinema

fk this game

2 of em

DIED

I mean yeah

thanks

I died legit from nowhere

man I had so much fun this raid

spawn next to 2 huys

guys*

in a worse position

can't push them

and they left

you go kaban die from cheater or kaban

go anywhere else

die from rat

thanks

oh

yeah bro didn't even move

off spawn

this is cinema

least blatant btw

that was a fun raid

15 minutes

crouching

and watching out for players

only to die from FUCKING NOWHERE NARNIA

and then xal has the nerve

to tell me

why play day

I DONT FUCKING KNOW BRO

BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT

day time is by far hte worst thing to do on streets

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-water-holy-exorcist-exorcism-gif-20004005

[soft coral]

interesting how the guy didn't make any noise

yet perfectly knew where I was at all times

hmmm

I go back to night

where people dont tryhard like that kid and dont know where I am from me stepping on a single shard of glass

[ancient marsh]

bro...

[soft coral]

what the fuck

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden

that was posted AFTER this message...

[soft coral]

SHITTER DOWN

this is what streets is all about

sit in a building and dont move a muscle

died

he shot me through through the door btw

ok we look at profile moment of truth

will I see 300hrs 150 kd

[ancient marsh]

tried to hunt reshala

heavy rain

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

hmmm

@hallow stream @stark torrent @fast garden

I made one little pop on the woods

idk dude

hitting me perfectly through the door like that

even IF I made a sound

is HELLA sus

like you knew exactly where to aim through a closed door and perfectly hit every shot

[stark torrent]

what the fuck

[soft coral]

yeah

[stark torrent]

i guess we are blatant

[soft coral]

even based on a sound

nobody will know where to shoot

[stark torrent]

nah bro had green skeleton glitch

[soft coral]

to hit every shot like that dude

also

both of them had no nvgs just wanna point that out

:)

I killed his boyfriend and he started rage cheating

what a guy I wish him all the best

[ancient marsh]

ah

bro

he had a lion drone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qrgCHcc3Jik

[soft coral]

kaban told him where I was probably

wait

they werent a duo

it was a totally different guy

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh @soft coral @fast garden

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @ancient marsh

[stark torrent]

i think Circle is bugged , if u do past the thershold you get 6 hours 100%

[soft coral]

bro is not hiding it

[stark torrent]

this is the 4th 6 hour i go tin a row

[stark torrent]

but u didnt have an mp7

[soft coral]

the guy I killed had one

I turned off the mp7s flashlight 2 minutes

before this guy killed me

[stark torrent]

such a good player he knows the gun by the flashlight click

[soft coral]

also that

god bless his family

7/20

wowee

Funny how

he didn't make any noise or shoot anyone

the whole time I was snooping around in concordia

and only afterI kill mr mp7 he magically shows up

[hallow stream]

cheaters legit DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE

[soft coral]

nop

actually full blatant

its w/e dude

[hallow stream]

I bet hes not going to get banned for like a while

[soft coral]

btw

another thing which makes him blataant

I was under weight which means my footsteps dont make noise

[hallow stream]

250 days of cheating

[soft coral]

EVEN if he heard the mp7 pop in and out flashlight and all that

[hallow stream]

and then he starts being blatant about it

[soft coral]

a regular player

wouldn't possibly be able to know where I went after

if I'm completely silent

[hallow stream]

I mean like

he has to be cheating since the halloween event

right

cus wasnt this event grindy as fuck

[soft coral]

this time

it was full blatant

bro could've been closet cheating

thats why he has so many hours

also look at his runthroughs

[hallow stream]

yea hes been closet cheating for 5k hours

[soft coral]

hes 100% kd dropping

[hallow stream]

which is crazy

dude he has unheard and eod bought

bsg couldn't give less of a fuck who cheats and who doesn't ig

[soft coral]

you mean to tell me

you have over500 raids

and over 1.7k kills

but only 4k?

[hallow stream]

dude I said this b4 but you didn't use the channel back then

[soft coral]

shit don't match up

[hallow stream]

I bet my left and right nutsack BSG just goes and tells a fucking AI chatbot

to generate 7k users

for a list of cheaters that got banned

and then mixes in some real ones

[soft coral]

its ok

I got 7/20

[ancient marsh]

he heard your old ass knee popping

[hallow stream]

pick a username

lets see if its real

_sprint

[ancient marsh]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Probability

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent btw whats ur input

[hallow stream]

tarkov.dev should show this guys banned account btw

[ancient marsh]

why the sv98s

[stark torrent]

3x sv98 already go past the thershold

or 2x sv93 and 2x supressed kedr

[hallow stream]

2nd username that I also look up doesn't exist

[stark torrent]

but i go sv98 cause its convenient idk i just press 1 button

[ancient marsh]

interesting

@stark torrent lets try and confirm your theory

will input 3 sv98

the OV build right?

[dapper grotto]

I JUST WANT TO DO FRIEND FROM THE WEST

[ancient marsh]

what servers are u on

[stark torrent]

yeah

[dapper grotto]

EUW

[ancient marsh]

go NA

all ameritards are usec

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[ancient marsh]

all rutards are bear

[stark torrent]

simple truth really lol

[ancient marsh]

playing russia servers i legit had a fucking 7 TO 1 RATIO

[compact knoll]

pve
opinion dismissed

[ancient marsh]

40 kills to get friend from the west

oh

wait

it's pve

...

[stark torrent]

OH STURM U DONT PLAY PVE

[compact knoll]

[stark torrent]

BAGAMIAS PULA

[hallow stream]

dude

I scrolled thru 20 of these usernames

5/20

are actual real

people

that got banned

[dapper grotto]

we gonna wipe sometime soon anyway

[hallow stream]

[dapper grotto]

cant be fucked with joining pvp this late

[stark torrent]

next wipe is in july mate

[ancient marsh]

nah we letting it crust bruv

[stark torrent]

AT BEST IN JUNE

[ancient marsh]

gonna be a summer wipe

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

20 fucking usernames lads

15 fake fucking usernames that never existed

[hallow stream]

[dapper grotto]

ground zero gulag here we come i guess

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[stark torrent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998074523775672350/1322694527844089968/fuelWaga-4x.gif

[ancient marsh]

someone else on tig server got FuelSniped

[stark torrent]

wtf

[hallow stream]

BSG headquarters needs to be like

[ancient marsh]

fucking classic

[hallow stream]

not bombed

but like

burned

arson that shit

hit it with gasoline

[ancient marsh]

wot

[stark torrent]

maybe stop before i bomb you with a mute

[hallow stream]

sir yes sir

oorah

[stark torrent]

just call them incompetent shit devs like ivan does

simple

you dont have to lie and dont have to get muted

[hallow stream]

lie about what

[hallow stream]

anyways I am going to go attempt

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-gif-1604373818055948736

[dapper grotto]

[hallow stream]

okay yea I was mid typing the sentence

imma go try setting the poster on customs again

if it doesn't work

gg

[dapper grotto]

also who the fuck thought making hideout FIR only was a good idea

[hallow stream]

I like it

but I don't like it

I'm mixed about it

[stark torrent]

it's good until you need like 200 metal parts and 111 neon lamps

[hallow stream]

cause imagine doing a component run and then getting ass blasted by a cheater while you have like 10 items you need for upgrades

id legit kill myse

[stark torrent]

then u realise you cant be fucked

[hallow stream]

lf

wait and you cant buy them from the flea

right

[stark torrent]

no

those are only fir

[hallow stream]

[stark torrent]

cant even craft them or shit

there was a barter from ref as well for GP coins

doesnt work now cause its not fir

BSG moment

[hallow stream]

I can not imagine how painful it is

for you to have to loot like

15 lightbulbs and 15 wires

[soft coral]

we went from 4/20 to 7

WOW

[hallow stream]

strictly for illumination 2

[soft coral]

huge progress guys

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean my stash was so full of items i had 3 junkboxes and i also purchased 12 extra slots

for inventory

they got me ngl

[hallow stream]

gg man

you got scammed

[soft coral]

bro purchased

oh naw

he actually lost

[stark torrent]

playing standard account rn is pure cbt

[hallow stream]

they actually made the game more p2w

shits insane

[soft coral]

xal

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/dirty-docks-shawty-triflin-shawty-triflin-she-gif-22455514

[hallow stream]

I WANT MY FUCKING EOD ACCOUNT BAAAAAAAAACK

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

[stark torrent]

sad shit

[soft coral]

seriously considering cheesing part of the td2 kills

[hallow stream]

Im supposed to carry out a tank battery for the beta container trade

[stark torrent]

i would have gifted eod if it didnt cost my weekly gas for my car rly

nvm u cant even buy eod , u have to gift unheard now

[ancient marsh]

what happened to it

[stark torrent]

which is more than eod

[hallow stream]

BUT WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GOD DAMN STORE THE TANK BATTERY

IN THIS SMALL ASS STASH

[ancient marsh]

thats why i have 8 junkboxes lil bro

[hallow stream]

friend gave me it for this wipe, then he took it back when we stopped playing

[stark torrent]

scav and arena main

[hallow stream]

how do I buy a junkbox

when I don't have space

for the junkbox

in my inventory

[ancient marsh]

put stuff on pmc

then buy it

dingus

[stark torrent]

you sell the trash

u 100% have trash

[hallow stream]

i have a backpack filled with FiR

upgrade shit

and then rest is just filled with guns n shit

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent 3 sv98s got me 14 hours

fuck you, bastard

[ancient marsh]

please refer to this link

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

[stark torrent]

well 14 hours means its working

[ancient marsh]

stfu

[stark torrent]

handicapped

[ancient marsh]

THATS NOT THE POINT

you said "ah 6 hours is bugged it lands 100% right now"

[stark torrent]

i must be lucky or its my huge cock

probably both

god bless

[ancient marsh]

compensating for something

🤏

[stark torrent]

yes for the low boss spawn rates

30% my ass

[ancient marsh]

bro

tell me about it

a boss a day

IMAGINE DOING IT

AS SOMEONE LIKE GLORIOUS

5%

I WOULD RATHER PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH EVERY CHAMBER LOADED

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/957668459796398131/1343974732256641126/fuelCAUGHT-4x.gif

[soft coral]

shturman spawning back to back for me

[soft coral]

russian roulette with a glock

[ancient marsh]

a groom died in russia at a wedding by playing russian roulette with a makarov

everyone was drunk of course

and the guy with the gun was like

showing a trick

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

he would press the decocker

that would drop the hammer safely

dude grabbed the gun out of his hands too quickly and blew his brains out

in front of everyone

and died

[soft coral]

so

out of the

5 or so raids I've done

[hallow stream]

THANK YOU PRAPOR

[soft coral]

not ONCE did I get a spawn on thsi side

[hallow stream]

I WILL SHOOT 5.45

OUT OF THE GOD DAMN SHOTGUN

YES!

[soft coral]

why are cinema and sewer river spawns so common

[ancient marsh]

doing what?

[soft coral]

just doing td2

[ancient marsh]

not terrible imo

you just run kaban

if hes there eat him

if not you camp it

for ppl trying to get him

[soft coral]

I usually camp concornia

[ancient marsh]

or camp relax

who gives a fuck about concordia?

[soft coral]

camp relax where I've heard people camp it

[ancient marsh]

does it even have loot

[soft coral]

but idk where

[hallow stream]

going into customs with this poster