💣tarkov-released

[stark torrent]

jesus how shorter it literally feels like you missed a step

[fast garden]

BAHAHAH

[surreal stirrup]

Damn.

[soft coral]

I know

I know

[fast garden]

I’m praying for you man

[soft coral]

I have bullet repellent aura its ok

[stark torrent]

yeah but they are a 5 man

[surreal stirrup]

what if im gonna snipe him

[stark torrent]

so he can at least go hide if they get shot

let the other 4 die

[soft coral]

we are a 5man with some lv20 timmy who has a loud gun to distract cunts

[fast garden]

Ivan: “I have aura”

[soft coral]

Damn right

[fast garden]

I hate discord

Mp4 doesn’t play on mobile

.mov doesn’t play on pc

Fucking worthless horseshit

[soft coral]

scariest guy in our lobby

[surreal stirrup]

sir my mp4 is a HEVC

it's obs replay

[fast garden]

Unc.

[stark torrent]

ngl bro is bussin

[stark torrent]

i had a seizure from that movement

[fast garden]

[stark torrent]

xelA :

do it

[surreal stirrup]

what a fucking loser

[fast garden]

It’s makas vid wdym

[hallow stream]

whats the background noise

im dying

holy fuck

[surreal stirrup]

insanity

this is what tarkov does to people

[hallow stream]

makes sense

[surreal stirrup]

sick build

he's on 7h40

[fast garden]

Bro gripped partiman

[soft coral]

afghan build

[stark torrent]

ngl it does look good sadly on live tarkov that would be considered kys build

[fast garden]

Ak74m goat

I’d use

[stark torrent]

hmmm

[fast garden]

With small changes

[stark torrent]

isnt the 74n better?

[fast garden]

No eyecup and at least shitty handguard for light grip

[fast garden]

Iirc m has better hidden stats

Like a lot better

[stark torrent]

tbf the eyecup here looks ok because its not centerd on the right eye like on live

[surreal stirrup]

i saw his little barrel

[stark torrent]

well "ok" i still wouldnt use it

[fast garden]

Imagine if eyecups weren’t off center

[fast garden]

“Ululululu”

[surreal stirrup]

y'all be saying that the builds are bad
but i use an m4 without scope or iron sights

[stark torrent]

what is the partisan stock called

[fast garden]

Yeah that works in SP with modded attachments

[surreal stirrup]

true

[fast garden]

I’d do it too there

[surreal stirrup]

yet there is one problem

[fast garden]

I have*

[surreal stirrup]

i suck

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

i should kill you

[surreal stirrup]

do it

join me and kill me

[soft coral]

we got village spawn

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[surreal stirrup]

but i really wonder what our ping difference will be

[soft coral]

WE ARE FUCKING BLESSED BOYS

[stark torrent]

@fast garden 74m is the only AK that doesnt accept the fucking partisan stock

THANK YOU BATTLESTATE

[fast garden]

No fucking way

What

[hallow stream]

n what now

[fast garden]

Does it not work with an adapter

[stark torrent]

only works on AKS's

[fast garden]

Fak

Prob not

[stark torrent]

nope only adapter is for the PT stocks

rip

[fast garden]

Nah bro robot

Relax

[stark torrent]

so what is the next best thing , the UB?

[fast garden]

Have they added the akms buffer tube yet

[fast garden]

Anything but the short ones

Jesus

[stark torrent]

nah

[fast garden]

S-74n

[stark torrent]

yeah so the aksn

oh well

[surreal stirrup]

amazing gameplay

wait hold on

[hallow stream]

damn

I got this close to having his social security number

damn it be all

[surreal stirrup]

i forgot to dtink

fck

suffer

[soft coral]

ok boys we are transiting to lightouse

then we alf4 at lighthouse

and then reserve

whatever happens at reserve will decide our fate

[stark torrent]

Skifa aaah ak

[native crypt]

Bro was talking about putting his homie in a harem or some shit

[ancient marsh]

ulgy aah

[surreal stirrup]

insanity

absolute insanity

[soft coral]

classic shturman

[surreal stirrup]

man fuck em

[hallow stream]

goblin laughing after killing someone and robbing them of all their gold

[surreal stirrup]

cant be any true

tf

that is

actually interesting

ah

my bad bruv

[soft coral]

why the fk did it spawn us at blue chalet

its ok we wait

[ancient marsh]

you posting those dogshit AK's be like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JXfsq01E_s&ab_channel=25psr

[soft coral]

we do red rebel

[stark torrent]

conscript yourself now

[surreal stirrup]

yeeee

[ancient marsh]

why do you care so little about artem

i would be forced to crush his 5 foot 1 headass with my bare hands

[surreal stirrup]

[stark torrent]

you would die from your own MRE food poisioning before you reach the lines

[surreal stirrup]

this scav

has 3 FUCKING GRENADE

IN HIS POCKETS

WHAT??

[ancient marsh]

bro

ur playing spt

his entire inventory can be all vogs

if you wanna

😭

we dont know your modlist bro

[surreal stirrup]

pain

[surreal stirrup]

oh also true

[ancient marsh]

nor do we care

walked into that one

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

...

ivan invite me to the lobby

i got something for you

[soft coral]

no

[ancient marsh]

come on

nothing bad will happen

what class of armor are you wearing

[soft coral]

kys

[ancient marsh]

what servers are you on

[native crypt]

You should do Escort next

[ancient marsh]

i was gonna make a joke

but have a nice day 🌹

you too ivan

i hope you complete the guide

no enemies

🙏

[native crypt]

Ty pookie

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

@native crypt @ancient marsh @surreal stirrup @stark torrent @hallow stream @fast garden @compact knoll

[ancient marsh]

there's always that broke ass mf

[surreal stirrup]

absolute cinema

[native crypt]

Allah guide you

[soft coral]

ABSOLUTE FUCKING CINEMA

[native crypt]

Cause you can't see out of the maska

[soft coral]

yeah I can't see shit

[surreal stirrup]

stole sr-3m

[soft coral]

we spawned dome

we went in the building and sat in the closet

this is peak cinema

[surreal stirrup]

also the funny modlist i have

[native crypt]

The air frame cat ears

[surreal stirrup]

yes

[native crypt]

Makes sense for the average usec pmc

[surreal stirrup]

there is also these two

for special occasions

[native crypt]

Jaeger will have a new quest where he will put you in a fursuit and hunt you on woods

[soft coral]

ez

first try

never worried

[ancient marsh]

i was hoping for a monumental bombaclat rassclat pussyclat crashout

[surreal stirrup]

i need

a holodos

it's too much food

[native crypt]

Eat all of it in one raid

Ez solution

[soft coral]

@stark torrent ez

[surreal stirrup]

now it's in them

it's time to lab

[stark torrent]

wtf are those

lunchboxes from grandma?

[surreal stirrup]

yea

i didnt have money for holodos

it's 1kk

i have only 500k

[stark torrent]

ngl that would be sick , food pouches

that you can put on your special slot maybe

have like 4 slots for food

damn

[surreal stirrup]

it has 20

and you can carry it with you

[stark torrent]

looting all population food

[surreal stirrup]

ready to eat

man i feel kinda undead ngl

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent bro wants to carry a lunchbox around

[surreal stirrup]

im going in lab like this

instantly kills 3 pmcs

good name bro

oh god

[soft coral]

I'm so happy I completed the guide

first try

@fast garden going reserve last wasn't so bad after all

[stark torrent]

damn i swear i dont remember maska being that shit

with vision

[soft coral]

its night

so

normal you can't see shit

:D

@hallow stream

[hallow stream]

holy shit

you are so close to killing yourself

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/clapping-hands-pepe-the-frog-smile-happy-clap-gif-17745411

man i love pepe

he's such a cool lil guy

[soft coral]

Same

[ancient marsh]

:^)

[soft coral]

Worst one by far will be the goons

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/based-offer-based-frog-green-frog-gif-14244273617033453840

[fast garden]

See how ratting around means you never die

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/coffee-cobbee-apu-endless-endlesscoffee-gif-22074376

apu my beloved

[soft coral]

well the goons

test drive 2 and 3 as well

2 maybe won't be that bad cuz streets people are everywhere

[native crypt]

Test drive 3 is why I don't want kappa

[soft coral]

I'll see how fairs

as shit as this game is

I feel ZERO shame in cheesing quests

iedy and thee did it too
same with artyom he cheesed the fk out of GZ for psycho sniper

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral when playing nigeria do you also dc at start of raid, then reconnect and its perfect?

[soft coral]

?

I don't get disconnects on nigeria

I did get one earlier today on mexico while doing guide though

Right on labs as we're about to exit

[ancient marsh]

fucking bulgaria bias

AND I DC'ED AGAAAAAAAAAIN

I AM ABOUT TO BE RACIST AND SAY SLURS

reconnected and ate him THIS MESSAGE IS BEFORE I DCED

I SEE

[soft coral]

these idiots

[ancient marsh]

AH

WHILE LOADING IN

THANK YOU SO MUCH

i bet i died to a scav

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-smashing-table-meme-memes-gif-22380313

[soft coral]

2 of them need 5 on streets and i need 2 reserve and 1 woods

and they declined for me to get it done first

[soft coral]

sucks to be you brother

[stark torrent]

no we didnt

only quest i cheesed was the flashbang quest thats it

[soft coral]

still cheesed

and you cheesed guide

end of story

[stark torrent]

i didnt cheese guide at all

you talk out of your ass rly

cheese your quests but dont act like it's something crazy or shit

its not

[soft coral]

ok the guide maybe not

[soft coral]

ok damn sorry

jesus

chill out

fucking hell

cheesed or not we're done with it we do not care @stark torrent

we're happy

[native crypt]

Happiest man in tarkov

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral we need to send aid to nigeria right this moment

so they can buy pcs to fucking run this game

yeah im swapping servers

dced again

recommend me one

not even gonna bother loading back in

[soft coral]

mexico

[ancient marsh]

wouldnt that be worse ping wise

[soft coral]

idk dude

dont look at ping only

what are you even trying to do

[ancient marsh]

kill shtruman with least amount of players in raid

[soft coral]

personally I did it night time nigeria

[ancient marsh]

mexico is 300 ping

[soft coral]

yeah youre too far away

[ancient marsh]

YEAH I KEEP GETTING DISCONNECTED

[soft coral]

I"M TALKIGN PERSONAL EXPERIENCE MAN

[ancient marsh]

middle east maybe?

[soft coral]

could

idk

took me 10 raids to get him first time and then with m700 on nigeria

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent help me out

[soft coral]

and I did meet players

iedy did it on NA

with a thermal

[ancient marsh]

also why do i keep getting fucking

best usec camp spawns

this is the last place i wanna be at

[soft coral]

pop sj6 meldonin every raid

and run

[stark torrent]

no idea i didnt even bother with dead servers mate

if u cant run nigeria or mexico tough luck

[soft coral]

yep

[stark torrent]

dont think there is anymore dead servers close

[soft coral]

brute force it on EU or NA

but good luck with that

as I said

go scav get 5/10 mil

and run thermals at night

pop sj6 meldonin

and just fucking run man

[ancient marsh]

like 6 raids no shturman btw

[stark torrent]

we have fixed scavs running at you
scavs keep running at me

ok

[ancient marsh]

i dont think they said that

[stark torrent]

they fixed scavs spawning in the same area close to a PMC especially after u cleared the first spawn

[soft coral]

they still do that shit

[stark torrent]

but i killed 3 scavs and another 3 ran from the same place after like 40 seconds

[soft coral]

went streets to get sr2m kills 2 scavs rush me at pinewoods

alo

[ancient marsh]

source?

[stark torrent]

Bot spawn points can no longer be used too frequently. If a bot spawn point is not blocked by nearby players, but has been utilized before, it will have a continuously increasing availability timer;
A singular player will no longer be the trigger for too many bot spawns. If a particular player is very successful at killing bots within a single raid, the system will no longer maintain a dynamic rate and create a constant influx of bots. A singular player can be the trigger for a random number of enemies, but no more than a certain value;

i mean it could mean different thing considering BSG is not good at English

@fast garden

then i naturally get one tapped by a 8300 hour player from across the map

because i had to clear those two waves of scavs rushing me

from IDEA

[ancient marsh]

still no shturman

btw got goated spawn

the one in the middle

right under the big mountain

btw since when can u turn the pmc on this screen lol

[fast garden]

YOOOOOO?

Holy shit is bsg locking in?

[fast garden]

Since they updated that lobby screen so you could inspect peoples gear

[ancient marsh]

like 10 raids still no shturman

going to bed

[stark torrent]

@fast garden https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4nfG_HINceE

didnt know this i bet its still true

lol

[ancient marsh]

what's insane is he consistently had killa just out side of aggro range

also killa not FUCKING ROAMING AND SITTING IN A CORNER

IS SO RETARDED

HE'S SUPPOSED TO RUN AROUND SHOOT EVERYONE HELLO???????

[surreal stirrup]

"hell nah i aint looking at this mf who is torturing me for 20 hours straight"

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Good start to the post

Will probably be removed for being funny

[hallow stream]

he has true

I too would like to see anyone at BSG take 11 rounds of 556

[stark torrent]

THE STATE OF IT

[hallow stream]

game works

[stark torrent]

desync bro was probably not even there for the server

crazy shit ass cock game

[hallow stream]

if that happened to me I would personally find nikitas house and beat his head in with a log

alright going customs to plant the poster

wish me luck mates

im going to kill bsg

join customs raid
customs raid is incredibly laggy

like the whole server

just absolute stank

-1 poster and -1 kit

gg

yea just tested it with a scav raid for some reason all the servers have packet loss infinity

reconnected 6 times and kept getting disconnected second 1

[soft coral]

Shooter born done

thank fuck

fk reserve

[ancient marsh]

Eye retinas completely singed off by the fuel fumes

[winged mica]

I wonder whats the comment

[ancient marsh]

The fucking state of it

[ancient marsh]

Hopefully "kys blind idiot"

[fast garden]

0/1 xeno

I cannot believe people

People aren’t real

[soft coral]

man i cant wait to go streets 300 times

to get 1 kill per raid and never see a soul

[surreal stirrup]

i am ready to fight

[dense flame]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2h02RV2EuBE

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral @fast garden you know the white ball in hideout now?

Nah I'm removing the pic

Too risky

Someone photoshopped the white ball to an exercise ball with a dildo on it and ovelay airwings face

[fast garden]

brilliant

[wintry ridge]

omid 😻

[ancient marsh]

tarkov wiped

sorry

updated

woke up and there was a patch

anyone know what it was

[ancient marsh]

community suggestions channel

im using the x-17 scar btw

[soft coral]

Simply an SA-58 fan

[ancient marsh]

bro got killed by king von 😭

[dense flame]

is this like a tarkov discord?

[stark torrent]

I mean tbf you could have just given him the gun build xal

[ancient marsh]

yeah

mental illness asylum

[stark torrent]

Why do u give a shit if he has traders or not

[dense flame]

im gonna join the server and just say "AK BP ammo"

[ancient marsh]

this is "begginers-assistance" channel

[vivid dawn]

In the end he complains that the build is shit cause he cant build it

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

would be cinema

AND A CHEATER

KILLS SHTURMAN

LOUD MUTANT ON WOODS

[ancient marsh]

HES DEAD AGAAAAAAAAAAIN

IM GONNA CRY

[soft coral]

man if only the PU scope had more space on the screen

shit would be so goated

[ancient marsh]

someone help me out

i go sawmill

kill the guards

AND THEN SHTURMAN DIES TO SOMEONE ELSE ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE SAWMILL

why does he just fucking run off

does he not stay with his guards?

[soft coral]

he should

unless he is damaged

[ancient marsh]

like i killed the guards at the roofed log pile

[soft coral]

in which case he might run

[ancient marsh]

the red one

and his body is above the 3 fucking huts

???????????????????????

this makes no sense

twice in a row this happened

i toss nades no voice lines either btw

[soft coral]

I had him to that as well last time I killed him

with m700

mate killed 2 guards and he ran away on the log piles above 123

I think its part of his a.I actually

to run away or try to hide

something of that sort

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral kys

[soft coral]

yes yes ofc

w/e you say dude

tryna help you out and I get a kys

no wonder everyone thinks youre an ass

invest in a thermal dude idk

day time you'll be lucky to get him each time

since everyone hunts him

[ancient marsh]

gonna try m67s

maybe they will make him AT LEAST FUCKING VOICELINE

[soft coral]

I'm not gonna sugarcoat it

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/1aREWuREUdY?si=inuOqhlF1ISraRcc @hallow stream

[ancient marsh]

it automatically translates all spoken words

to a different one

I DIED TO SHTURMAN

FUCK THIS GAAAAAAAAME

I FORGOT GRENDAES

AND HE SHOT ME THRUY BUSEHJSA

its ok

one of the guards also had class 6 armor

-600 hp -600 armor with 995

[soft coral]

bro using 5.56

[ancient marsh]

it was my bad

i didn't just try to finish off the guard i started killing

and forgot nades

but man, this is fucking bullshit

[soft coral]

cinema

[ancient marsh]

lord

if you are out there

please

give me shturman

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[stark torrent]

bro finally woods kept all over

[ancient marsh]

god fucking bless

hands legit shaking when i was killing shturman

THAT FUCKING RETARD

AGAIN

GUARDS DEAD AT THE FUCKING BRICK SHACK

AND I KNEW HIS DUMBASS WAS AT THE FUCKING SHACKS

and ran straight there

cool svd tho

[soft coral]

Now do it again with a bolty

[ancient marsh]

uuuuh no

:)

i dont even know

how that would be possible

[soft coral]

I did it

henceforth its possible

[ancient marsh]

yeah but with updated ai

cause clearly shturman is broken

[soft coral]

yep

[surreal stirrup]

g36 looks funky

[soft coral]

God bless they made this and the aug usable

[surreal stirrup]

even though

g36 was usable before

[soft coral]

barely usable

[surreal stirrup]

it had the best control

[soft coral]

it was shite

[surreal stirrup]

because you didnt do the right loadout

[soft coral]

it was still shite we were simply used to the bad recoil

Shoot once next bullet goes to the moon or behind you

dumbass game

[ancient marsh]

they nerfed aug recoil 3x btw

increased it by 66%

why did i say that's 3x

im retarded

shturman really broke my brain im sorry

[soft coral]

it's ok man

recover

you'll need the sanity for the goons

[surreal stirrup]

THEY FUCKING WHAT

THEY GAVE ME WHAT??

[soft coral]

a bag?

[surreal stirrup]

hell yeah

3 millions

[soft coral]

oh yes

mediore key

my bad

[surreal stirrup]

the RB-VO

[soft coral]

no idea which one that is

and frankly couldnt care less fk marked rooms

[surreal stirrup]

https://escapefromtarkov.fandom.com/wiki/RB-VO_marked_key

it's on reserve

[soft coral]

oh corner one

[surreal stirrup]

this room

[soft coral]

Yes yess

[surreal stirrup]

free stuff

hat

[compact knoll]

15kgs

[surreal stirrup]

why is it 15 kgs while the biggest one is 10 kgs

[compact knoll]

Radio system

Thats why

[surreal stirrup]

it costs 217k at least

oh wait i can sell it for 300k

[soft coral]

[surreal stirrup]

the least strange build for g36

[soft coral]

How is this strange?

[surreal stirrup]

the suppressor seems off

[fast garden]

[surreal stirrup]

they are chilling

[soft coral]

Brother

what in gods name

the fact that this works is astonishing

[surreal stirrup]

i just killed a dude

and he disappeared

in thin air

[soft coral]

houdinni

[surreal stirrup]

SPT WHAT THE FU

[soft coral]

based

[surreal stirrup]

i closed 3 quests in one raid

what a sleeping beauty

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @soft coral @compact knoll pfp of a guy in off eft server suggestions channel

[soft coral]

I saw him earlier

bro is gonna eat a huge mute

[surreal stirrup]

i closed 4 actually

lol

[surreal stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZdLoTrz0ro

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

YOU WILL NOT PLAY THE GAME AGAINST NIKITAS VISION

[soft coral]

aww man I ran into two naked guys on reserve while running with a bolty and got my last sbihs

I got so lucky man idk what youre tlaking about

[fast garden]

Why the fuck is the word idiot banned on the eft sub?

[dapper grotto]

why the fuck do i get goons on my first customs raid of the wipe

[stark torrent]

ooskha

When u get to Intershit @dapper grotto i will be glad to assist you , since looking for Killa is already draining me of my life source

[dapper grotto]

other question aswel

why the fuck where they split like shit

big pipe pushed me in doorms

and knight was at pocketwatch

didnt even see birb

[stark torrent]

Yeah they changed their AI again, they dont hang together anymore ( i think its a bug rly )

They will start chasing players the moment they aggro and i think if one of them sees another player, they will split up lol

Cause like back in the day , Knight and Pipe were like programmed to stay as a pair and push together , now they each do their shit

Birdeye is doing dumb AI shit , either aimbots from across the map , or stays crouched in a corner or a bush and does fuck all

[soft coral]

bro is still on killa

lord save him

[soft coral]

so thats why knight pushed me on shoreline at the gas station

explains a lot

[soft coral]

woods is green wohoooooooooooo

why is woods empty

scav shoots arm gone

BAGAMIES PULAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OPA

WOODS PROVIDES

ggs

only shots I heard

were north of sawnmill in the forest area and thats it

god bless this fucking map

1.5 mil ezzz

[stray dirge]

he fallen to backroom

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

who are you

ive never seen you before

[stray dirge]

im the man who sold the world

[soft coral]

who?

[ancient marsh]

anyone in the game rn?

[soft coral]

?

[ancient marsh]

does it ever feel the movement of the scope is laggy

not that it lowers fps

but when you shoot

the movement of the scope itself is laggy

the fucking state of it

fellas

what gun for sanitar

[stark torrent]

m80 or 7.62x39

[ancient marsh]

i got m61

[stark torrent]

works but m80 has 5 more damage

if u go strictly for AI

[ancient marsh]

his guards are hella armored

and i had 600 ARMOR DAMAGE WITH 995

against shturminator guards today

[stark torrent]

bodyshoting the guards is easy way to die

u have to know where they are and headshot them

but in the heat of battle fuck knows

use whatever u want

if u have 7000 m61 like i do

doenst matter

[ancient marsh]

https://youtube.com/shorts/HG3TGvZ2b64?si=DK3y5bnEly4xBmAd

https://youtube.com/shorts/GWYm9O5Btmc?si=Q4Au34xioJjVVFco bmd muzzle flash is so insane

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_RJq_CFR2Q&ab_channel=LVNDMARK

@compact knoll @stark torrent @soft coral

[soft coral]

what am I being pinged for?

[ancient marsh]

when the IR lights actually illuminated

look at the gameplay

when the game was good

😭

this mf is complaining about them buffing 55a1

now 995 is fucking packing peanuts ammo

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5UhHMCMq1w&ab_channel=LVNDMARK

look at this bro 😭

m1a was good

BRO

IT HAS A FUCKING DRUM ON IT

AND IT DOESNT OVERSWING!!!!!!!!!!!

this game is so shit now

now to not overswing you need the dogshit stock + kobra grip + 10 round mag

[surreal stirrup]

man im so bored im ready to wait until someone downloads my mods and join me

[ancient marsh]

sexy looking

[surreal stirrup]

minecraft

[surreal stirrup]

this is how tarkov looks like when ur playing on vga

[native crypt]

Streets low res mode

[ancient marsh]

wtf

m4 drums are only 40k

the pro mag ones

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

aaaaaaaaaaarghhhhh give me poster

[hallow stream]

surely on this night raid I don't get domed by some PMC

I spawned surrounded by 5 spawns

[soft coral]

Documents done

[surreal stirrup]

i have an idea how to play tarkov

[soft coral]

don't.

[surreal stirrup]

yes i will.

you aint stopping me.

[soft coral]

Stocked up and ready to fuck

Don't have that many cuz I did the quest late

[stark torrent]

57 minutes then he went ratting

[surreal stirrup]

here we go

even discord is in pain

[hallow stream]

note taken xal is a lying piece of shit

everyone is fighting at scav hideout

hope this guys family has a nice dinner

and falls asleep

[soft coral]

[hallow stream]

had to dome a chad fucking player thats wearing a shit kit

now I have m4

now im dead to a guy holding a angle

man

[soft coral]

I mean

not to be that guy

but tigz's content fell off so hard

[hallow stream]

ofc makes sense for him to camp

fucking NVG user

cant even get retarded poster done

gg

[surreal stirrup]

lowest resolution i could even do

yet it takes 150+ mb

[hallow stream]

its so many pixels

jesus christ

[surreal stirrup]

i also have dlss on

so it's even worse

[soft coral]

based

[soft coral]

how cs players would play tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

holy fucking go

[hallow stream]

[surreal stirrup]

fika as it finest

[hallow stream]

the UI doesn't properly scale with resolution

last poster

yea Im not playing

I know I can buy more from skier I think but I can't be asked

[soft coral]

I think bro wants to have it known

[hallow stream]

just not having eod is annoying as shit

like

[stark torrent]

[hallow stream]

i want to strangle nikita

so I give up i aint playing this dog shit

game not p2w btw

just 5000% less enjoyable if you aren't EOD

[surreal stirrup]

i need to find

THREE PACA'S

to get 15k rubles

im using the best mosin to kill scavs

[hallow stream]

[surreal stirrup]

im also gonna use hp bt

[hallow stream]

ngl I need a extraction shooter with like

how explain

[surreal stirrup]

more complex customization

[hallow stream]

no id rather kill a child

something more casual but still competitive like tark

[surreal stirrup]

delta force

[hallow stream]

with a actual fucking matchmaking system that forces ppl into gear tiers

[surreal stirrup]

surprisingly delta force is one

[hallow stream]

like dark and darker

isnt that the chinese game

[surreal stirrup]

yet it still has the stupid abilities

yes

i cant say that to

arena breakout

[hallow stream]

[surreal stirrup]

worst example

[ancient marsh]

arena breakout

[surreal stirrup]

WAS

WAS??

[soft coral]

SIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR

[hallow stream]

wot

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/ohnepixel-lambda-hee-vas-is-that-even-allowed-gif-25355973

[hallow stream]

honestly

just need like

[soft coral]

Nothing

[hallow stream]

arc raiders to release

[soft coral]

izmii macora

[hallow stream]

odo da sapunjam macora

[ancient marsh]

i wish ref sold headsets

i am running low

like a comtac 5 for 5 gp coins

[hallow stream]

I wish you weren't a liar

[ancient marsh]

what now?

[hallow stream]

so thats 2 things we cant have

"nobody fights scav base on customs"

[ancient marsh]

not when i went there for pvp

that's for sure

[hallow stream]

id do all the 100 something kappa quest if the reward was instead you get lobotomized

reward: xalrider lobotomy

https://tenor.com/view/credit-card-smacking-credit-card-on-table-gif-21340324

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-animated-cute-fat-gif-16610169

does this to u

[hallow stream]

clicks extraction shooter tag on steam

sees anime woman

yea this shit sucks

[soft coral]

seems about right

[hallow stream]

its legit the type of shit cuppa would play

and all the good ones are singleplayer

or VR

[soft coral]

3 kills on streets for peackeeping

see this makes me mad

cuz I gotta go on that shit map

JUST for 3 kills

I'll get the kills depending on where i spawn stash my shit and then die

[hallow stream]

HOLY SHIT

I FOUND THE TARKOV KILLER

i pulled my scroll button down once and I just see 70000000 bullshit

gg

welp time to try once more with this stinky ass poster I have in my inventory

surely I get to plant it before someone kills me

spawns

basically

I died to some fucker and his 2 friends spawn peeking me

[ancient marsh]

theres no way there's spawns directly on the tram lines

[soft coral]

classic

ofc theres a pmc opposite of the mall who shot of my legs

cinema game

where was he when I was in pinewood bro

well I sit in mall

idc

[hallow stream]

there ius

look at this shit

its so fucking retarded

I didn't even get to live for more than 5 seconds

[soft coral]

24 mins remaining

I'm just looting around

lmao

map is empty

peacekeepign done

-1

[ancient marsh]

never got a single one of these

only at the gas station next to the giving tree

3 raids no sanitar

im not going resort for him

so only 20% chance per raid of seeing him

[hallow stream]

BSG hates me

[ancient marsh]

really enjoying this build

i know it's hot ass in compared to like a ref 4 build but it looks so nice in your hands

[soft coral]

ggs

what a nice chill raid

God smite this fucking awful map

ok I didn't get shot by a pmc

it was a scav with x54 FMJ

[ancient marsh]

ugly firearm

[surreal stirrup]

ready to go

[soft coral]

don't care only using it for peacekeeping

[ancient marsh]

show the loots

[ancient marsh]

at least have matching colors bruv

[soft coral]

I spawned cinema and went pinewood I didnt loot anything good

[soft coral]

I do not care.

looted the toolboxes in the back of beluga and mall

and left

[ancient marsh]

btw yeah i see what you mean about the bravo @soft coral

the lens is very big

[ancient marsh]

w loot tho

also someone told me pinewood 215 spawns shit like cofmds often

try it out

[soft coral]

just needed

pinewood and mall did a good job

I barely know the map but can orientate myself more or less

[soft coral]

I suppose it's not bad

[ancient marsh]

the motor is good

[soft coral]

I got my 3 Mparts for gun range

[ancient marsh]

and es lamps

[soft coral]

I got cinema spawn

nobody spawned near me

the state of it

made about 200k in profit

nato lv5 plates unlocked from that

AAALO

we got the peak floor

@surreal stirrup @ancient marsh @hallow stream @fast garden

12 steps away from ending it all

[hallow stream]

do I get 1st row seats

[soft coral]

ofc

I mean these 12 tasks will take a loooong time

I still need td2 and td3

The rest until 6 are ez

[compact knoll]

When prestige 2?

[soft coral]

suck my fucking crusty ass toe bro

[surreal stirrup]

your fuckign what

[soft coral]

nothing

The goons will have a special day where I will hunt strictly those sons of bitches

[soft coral]

BRUH the map

[surreal stirrup]

who tf are

[soft coral]

Wheres the 3d version of the map

ripped from the wiki

[surreal stirrup]

couriers

who are they???

[soft coral]

who?

[surreal stirrup]

hold on

[soft coral]

idk what youre saying

I'm going customs to get 1 scav

and maybe 1/2 pmcs hopefully

[surreal stirrup]

i think those are

raiders

yep

raiders

or not?

[soft coral]

raiders do not spawn on customs

unless a mod does that

"couriers" do not exist in base tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

dude these mfs had

rsass

like two of em

one of them had ak-101

one with mp9

and the last one i dont remember

these guys were STACKED UP

[native crypt]

bloodhounds/smugglers?

[surreal stirrup]

maybe?

maybe it's the second one

[soft coral]

its spt exclusive then

[surreal stirrup]

no??

it's in pve tarkov too??

[soft coral]

there is no such thing in regular pve

there was the bloodhounds event

[surreal stirrup]

they WERE

[soft coral]

only unique shit you can get on customs

is cultist

[surreal stirrup]

ong bro im going insane

[soft coral]

reshala and goons

[surreal stirrup]

uhhh

not sure...

[stark torrent]

ah yeah

it was an event last wipe

[soft coral]

it was from event

[surreal stirrup]

SO THAT'S WHO I MET??

I HAVE THAT EVENT IN SPT RN

WHAT THE FUCK

[stark torrent]

yeah

Smugglers and Bloodhounds hunting them

[soft coral]

I'm about to smuggle all over

[stark torrent]

bro never have Tigz stream on the stereo with family at home

[surreal stirrup]

best equipment ong 🙏

[stark torrent]

10 rounder RSASS

MODS

Strangle this user

[surreal stirrup]

i stole that from smuggler

shut it

[surreal stirrup]

aint my fault that bitch doesnt have any 20rnds

[hallow stream]

is it more fun than tark