💣tarkov-released

[ancient marsh]

I even left the extract are and went back

Area*

[ancient marsh]

Marine yapping that "tactical squad of 5 players" will win against 5 movement players

Fucking knew it

Unc pushing 40

[wintry ridge]

tactics

just say camping lmfao

[ancient marsh]

No he means 5 ppl shiftwalkimg the whole taid

Unironically posting shit like this

Fucking unc reliving the good old days storming Tora Bora and taking out Bin Laden

Meal Team 6

[lethal vault]

[soft coral]

off hours would be at 10AM for me

[compact knoll]

@stark torrent

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[lethal vault]

what the fuck

[glacial haven]

that's what i thought when i found that shit on x / twitter

[soft coral]

Wtfff

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

off to hunt reshala

30% btw

didn't see the fucker once yesterday fk this game

we're going in coach

dw I'll die by the first speedhacker

@stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

what can I say I predicted that shit

there was someone i Think looking for him too I heard nades

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO SPAWN AT FORTRESS MANNN

it makes it legit cancer to hunt him
also killa is the same

fucking 3000 spawns for a boss

oh I dont the corner end of big red

oh noo guess someone got to him first

I'll count how many raids it takes me

got a pmc in dorms though lol

2 raids nothing

[stray dirge]

poor man dying for one task

[soft coral]

nice

[flat breach]

[soft coral]

ooookayyy

Na is simply something else

I go nigeria bro fk this

damn

shadow banned

third time's the charm boys

NOTHING AGAIN

WOOOOOOOOOOO

there is a velociraptor guy though

marine down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1 more

[soft coral]

switched to nigeria surely I will get him

or die by a cheater who knows

or a guy ratting

high packet loss

okkkk we're not doing nigeria

I was right infront of a scav

now I'm gonna be dead

fk this game

[ancient marsh]

Throwback

[soft coral]

Yep

high packet loss

bro where

I'm alive actually

scav is gone

interesting

DONEEEEEEEEEEEEE

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

@stark torrent @compact knoll HES DEADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

SUCK MY DICK GAME

YOU WILLL NOT WINNNN

ayy

[soft coral]

wait for transit bug do you need to sit in raid for like 7 mins or no?

[dapper grotto]

alright lads

time to return to this trash

[soft coral]

But why

[dapper grotto]

feeling tarky

also need something to distract me from IRL bs atm

[soft coral]

@stark torrent in what order did you do the guide?

[hallow stream]

Wanna duo

[dapper grotto]

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-juncker-gif-26466705

bro really escaping irl bullshit by dealing virtual bullshit

[stark torrent]

i said the same and now i have 8000 hours

gg

g

wait this isnt helldivers chatr

thefuck

[soft coral]

lol?

[hallow stream]

see you tomorrow

free car bat

today need to find HDD for gunsmith 1, get acquintance finished

time to scav

[dapper grotto]

VPO215 my beloved

[hallow stream]

nice little gornostay

with 4 magazines

also a blue 3F on his back

[ancient marsh]

vpo 215 poopie dookie

[hallow stream]

skill issue

time for woods

mmmmmmm gimme iskra mmmmmmmmmm

gimme nooodlllle

[ancient marsh]

killed a guy carrying 2 iskra 2 waters yday

[dapper grotto]

timbo

[flat breach]

Brain worms got you

[stark torrent]

do you play tarkov ?

[flat breach]

Nah

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/witcher-witcher3-fuck-off-vampire-gif-13773285

[soft coral]

just jumped with some randos and will cheese it with them

plus they will help me cheese sbih

[flat breach]

I thought about it once
But nah

[hallow stream]

I looted like 6 ration supply boxes and 10 stashes on woods

no noodles

no tushonka

no iskra

got a drill doe

and prob the worst ak in game

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[compact knoll]

dont go down teh madi pipeline

thats where it all started

[soft coral]

we cheesed it on gz

this is cinema

[hallow stream]

Are randoms just helping each other cheese sbih

Playing the game in Nikitas vision

[soft coral]

bro we aliterally are

I got my 3 gz kills

Then I help them do cockhouse

then they help me do inter

this is fucking cinema

I mean bro

I'm not doing it normally man fk this garbage

[flat breach]

So you're all on the pipeline?

[soft coral]

no

I'm on the racism pipeline

[hallow stream]

Coworker

[soft coral]

we're cheesing psycho for 1 dude then we cheese sbih for me on intershit

[hallow stream]

just as nikita intended

[soft coral]

because we cheesed gz I got insomnia kills

[hallow stream]

@soft coral woods isn't working for food

I got like 300k off of 2 scav raids

but no fucking iskras, beef stews or noodles

time to go interchange

LET US FUCKING GO

TO DIE ON THIS MISERABLE ASS MAP!

GET ME OUTTA HEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GET ME OFF OF INTERCHANGEEEEEEE

extract camper.

fucking retard

interchange sucks.

tbh I probably would've died on labs anyways

saw a big backpacked dude and wondering why he wasn't shooting at me, now I see why, its cus his friend was extract camping

[soft coral]

noodles and beef stew you can find on interchange but iskra is random in duffles

[ancient marsh]

i dont think noodles spawn in goshan

if thats what ur implying

iskra spawns decently on woods

in the food boxes

[soft coral]

no but

in stores in second flore

they do I think

[ancient marsh]

flore

[soft coral]

floor*

[hallow stream]

im never going emercom extract on interchange ever again

[soft coral]

@hallow stream

and another one

[hallow stream]

how many left

[dapper grotto]

holy fuck are you actually going for kappa

[soft coral]

trying to

I have this many left

and the 4 more test drives

[dapper grotto]

man didnt expect you to go this hard on the tarky comeback

kinda expected you to deinstall after 2 days and going to back to calling us BSG shilling tards all day

[soft coral]

the only shit I chesed

is granadier

and sbih

and tarky shooter 8 , the last kill on that

[dapper grotto]

fair

those quests can eat a fat one

[soft coral]

the quests you see that I have left are ez

[dapper grotto]

pretty sure i only did those in 12.12 when i grinded kappa

[soft coral]

stirrup w/e documents on reserve w/e evilwatchmen I will cheese too probably
stray dogs I will do that on woods night with a thermal

[hallow stream]

i am best sbih cheese helper

[ancient marsh]

the guide

can't wait for the essay when he dies on the last map

or cant get out of labs the whole day

[soft coral]

I'll cheese that using transits

4 of these are test drives

5 actually

[fast garden]

Factory>labs>streets>GZ>exfil/transit bug out

👍

Get the 4 annoying maps out of the way first

I think I did shore>LH>reserve>woods exfil bug

Then customs

Don’t remember

Just abuse transits

[soft coral]

I'll do it tomorrow or the day after we'll see how it goes

[hallow stream]

bro what the fuck are PMCs doing in the mall

like 6 of them fighting each other

at 10 minutes left in raid

KILLA IS FUCKING DEAD

WHAT ARE YOU DOINGGGG

plz spawn me next to car on GZ

plz

[soft coral]

bogdan losing it

bless

[hallow stream]

people were less retarded when it was start of wipe

now its legit just

absolute retards running maps

nothing makes sense

I just aps diffed a poor timy

700 times in the head

OH MY GOD

@soft coral

HIS FUCKING USERNAME

[soft coral]

aps gamer

based

[hallow stream]

i feel

so fucking bad for him ivan

he was wearing the fucking

REPLICA

the literal SCAM HELMET

he will learn.

I put him out of his misery.

he was also wearing the terraframe backpack

for no reason

he was going underground so ig he mightve been getting like

components

what

yo this is a actual suicide mission

[ancient marsh]

wut? how

it's ez

nobody goes fortress

[hallow stream]

the goons can spawn there

and scavs roam around there a ton

plus closest spawn is like

warehouse

the 4th one

or zb12

shits so shit

yeh just tell me to kms lel

[soft coral]

go at night idk

[hallow stream]

you know

you do have true

plz man iskra and shit plz

i need itttt

abt to go fucking scav bunker and

just search idk

ideal spawn location

my scavs spawning with a pilgrim wtf

thanks fence

[soft coral]

bogdane

you can craft the iskras bro

@hallow stream

[hallow stream]

I don't have that unlocked yet

pretty meh scav raid ngl

[ancient marsh]

this is what we call in the business an "i'll take it"

zb key is big

drill is big

[hallow stream]

yes

I keep those

i keep headset as well cus I need more of them

i keep orthodont cus I am not finding toothpaste

everything else is sell sell sell

160k roubles

stash is full idek what to do now

think Im abt to stop budget balling and go full out on customs, place this bum ass poster and get this fucking task done

cus I got mad swag

oh wait

im fucking stupid

[stark torrent]

you can buy the thing idot

[ancient marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1044624519903576066/1286755439983460533/togif-1-2.gif

[hallow stream]

yea I know I can get it from mechanic

i just didnt realize I had 2/2 on both

still need a fucking awl

gg

medstation multi vitamin

[stark torrent]

my bad for opening hideout

[hallow stream]

matches

whats good is

this

I found 2 hoses already and both were in PMC raids

got a drill as well for the future

almost at junkbox

@soft coral wait cant I just like

do this

and turn the iskras in

i open hideout my game crash

game can suck my dick

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @wintry ridge Axel did the Elon

the video btw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-N8DM5SowE&ab_channel=Axel_tv

[hallow stream]

time to go customs and place this fucking poster

[stark torrent]

btc 735k

SOMEONE STOP ELON MUSK PLS

[hallow stream]

also fuck this retard ass game audio I keep hearing someone use VOIP

and theres nobody there

besides for on woods when it was pretty funny, cause the person said the n word and it cut off

[ancient marsh]

keep it up your bum

[hallow stream]

you can't

i tried

[ancient marsh]

ye u can

[hallow stream]

ur wrong

its a 2x2 item as well

you just can't

[soft coral]

Love it when someone proves xal wrong

[ancient marsh]

i lied

you could if you have a docs case

[hallow stream]

now you see

that does make sense

[hallow stream]

so how about you give me a docs case

[stark torrent]

you can in the docs case

[hallow stream]

a small donation for the poor please

[stark torrent]

poor

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-spare-change-spare-some-change-begging-poor-gif-18999842

[soft coral]

no eod

no flea

[ancient marsh]

how are poor people poor when they get given money and don't even have rent payments?

[hallow stream]

i have the fucking lion and 3 horse figures

so im missing 1 horse figure and a cat

and the tier 2 therapist

[ancient marsh]

to woods with u

[hallow stream]

ye im missing a salewa

and 7 levels

need to find a tank bat on a scav raid and just keep it tbh

then I'll just be missing like

5 mil cables, 3 thermal modules and those virtex boards

like 3 of em

ah I love not being EOD

its so fucking fun

BLOW MY FUCKING BRAINS OUT

KILL MEEEEEEEE

KILL ME IM HEREEEEEEE

dont feel like playing anymore tbh I'll just play later

[soft coral]

maybe arm and penetration fix

[hallow stream]

lets be honest

[ancient marsh]

gonna update while im asleep, god bless

[hallow stream]

probably not

they can't work that fast

[ancient marsh]

nah, they will

they will jsut re-break it

[ancient marsh]

TO BE FAIR

they were making fixes pretty fast

like as soon as that gigabeef video came out showing the 2x hit plate bug, it got fixed within days

[hallow stream]

they are going to announce a "audio fix" and the audio is just going to get worse

i place my bets on that

the small patch for the voip audio glitch specifically

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

What the fuck

[dapper grotto]

fuck is going on here

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

16 tasks away from killing myself

my hatred towards streets knows no boundries chat

this is why I'll be the type of player to finish stray dogs and the guide before test drive 2

[hallow stream]

I am going to test drive my fist into nikitas skull

hit him with a head eyes

[soft coral]

реал

[grave holly]

man i never craved for an anomaly mod this bad, it look so freaking cool
https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1895094918772859077

[soft coral]

Lore wise none of the bosses would be as scary as Killa or Tagilla since both of them were chemical plant workers and exposed by the chemicals which apparently in the tarkov universe made them stronger or something

zryachi is scary only if provoked
sanitar is a fucking dude in a nurse outfit
reshala is some low life criminal and kaban is simply fat
I guess the goons would be second scariest

[stark torrent]

Partisan as well , bro was an Afghanistan veteran that specialises in explosions and booby traps

[soft coral]

him too

only downside is partisan isn't as well equipped as tagilla or killa in terms of armor

otherwise bro will hunt you down

@stark torrent I just realized the buggy indoor crackly audio is gone

[stark torrent]

what

[stark torrent]

Glukhar and his boys are also RU Marines from the tattoos

[soft coral]

audio inside buildings was crackly

[stark torrent]

wdym bro this is how audio sounds in BSG offices

Someone takes a piss whole block knows

It resonates into the mines

[soft coral]

[wintry ridge]

Killa in an terragroup exosuit

stalker tier

mf with the bane tubes full of obdoblos

[stark torrent]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/334

[ancient marsh]

https://www.escapefromtarkov.com/news/id/334?utm_source=arena_site&utm_medium=header&utm_campaign=banner

[stark torrent]

A lot of AI changes , looking good on paper, lets see if they work ingame or the scavs become terminators

it's a 50/50

Fixed several issues that caused bots to pass through closed doors. The door interaction system will be adjusted in the future, and we will monitor the related issues if they arise;

i got used to this

[ancient marsh]

basically the patch is like

nerfing bullshit scav AI and hordes

and a couple fixes

[stark torrent]

better than no patch i guess

took them a while

to do basic scav shit

like not shooting me first when he sees me from 300m

[ancient marsh]

well a lot of it seems pretty complicated

it's not like most things they can do to improve the game greately that are just values in an .ini file

[stark torrent]

Tarkov : installs patch

Redditors :

Panic mode , did you guys have error too

Retards

[soft coral]

well

a ton of redditors aren't in the OEFT

so

[ancient marsh]

2 am est time is 7 am for me

why did the patch start 40 mins ago

???????????????

wait no it's not

am i retarded

and confused the time zones

i hate math

that's why i went to study law

[lyric cairn]

I was about to argue and then I realized you're probably joking

[ancient marsh]

no, i mean it

there's so many easy fixes to this game

buff loot
if ur gonna keep fir hideout, reduce requirements for hideout modules
add more crafts for fir hideout components like ES lamps
buff the sale price of most hideout components

these already make the game so much fun

[lyric cairn]

So, to be clear, youre considering these things as an ".in edit", yes?

[ancient marsh]

no i didn't mean it literally

by "ini file edit"

[lyric cairn]

No of course not haha

[ancient marsh]

also reduce inertia, increase skill gains

these are all changes that could be done in a fucking day

[lyric cairn]

okay then yeah we're in agreement that these fucking things should be changed and it should be super easy but they just don't

[ancient marsh]

REDUCE AIMPUNCH

shotguns are so fucking insanely cancer to fight in arena

and they added the full auto saiga now

which is like 2x fire rate of the AA-12

saiga + flechette

you just get your screen shaken to death

from like 50m away

rework quests

like

why does the only ammo that makes tarkov shooter 3 less cancer

get unlocked by shooter 3?

AP-M

[soft coral]

you can find it

or you can brute force it with a mosin

[ancient marsh]

yeah, both are fucking cancer tho

mosin your best ammo at that point is like SP BT

doesn't pen any helmet

nor one shot paca

@stark torrent

thats a good emote

[soft coral]

agree

you have 2 choices really

start of wipe speedrun that shit for jeager and try to get tk shooter 1/2 done and then bruteforce 3

or

scav an ungodly amount until you find 200/300 APM bullets and go factory and do it like that

[lyric cairn]

Best I can do is just not play Tarkov

Mostly because of stuff like this

[soft coral]

Correct decision

unlike bogdan

who hopped on live

2+ months into wipe

when everyone is lv50

and bro went GZ

what a madman

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

Make it unanimated too

[lyric cairn]

I thought GZ was separated by level where you only spawn with other people under lvl 15 or whatever

[soft coral]

it is

but still

other maps aren't

[lyric cairn]

True

I'm sure next wipe, I'll finally get Kappa

For sure this time

This time, things will be different

Then I'll play for two days and go "Fuck I hate this game so much"

[nova cloak]

Downloaded SPT Realism

Can't kill a bot

war is heck

[hallow stream]

Just kill a bot

[soft coral]

COOOOMMMSSS

MOOOOOODS

@stark torrent I know where I'll be sitting in raid

WTF

ehhmmm

[stark torrent]

bro is literally buying from flea market at this point

[soft coral]

bozomark

[stark torrent]

also that grip triggered me

because i know it has bad stats but this is actually real life

new cheat or bug

[hallow stream]

Dev plates in tarkov (real)

[stark torrent]

his honest reaction

[soft coral]

The jokes write themselves bro

[hallow stream]

The pmc got a white beanbag chair as a gift from bsg

Now it sits in the hideout

[stark torrent]

Nikita's fosilised cum drop

MODS

[soft coral]

First thing we do we scav

ez pz

nvm the game is hella dead rn

[dapper grotto]

how are the AI changes thus far

[soft coral]

Haven't played a raid

theyre dead mate

Half the people dont know the game is up

it will take like 15 mins to find a game

[soft coral]

there he goes

[hallow stream]

ooooo I can NOT WAIT

FOR SCAVS TO CLIP MY HEAD THRU LIKE

6 SMALL GAPS

lets FUCKING GO BSG

[ancient marsh]

what is the red arrow supposed to signify

[soft coral]

idfk

[hallow stream]

that his chest rig is a suicide vest

idfk

hes gonna blow you up

new scav variant

[stark torrent]

AAAaaa yourself

Multiple appear

Oh oh combat music starts

[ancient marsh]

serious sam

kids grow up playing roblox and get groomed there

i grew up playing serious sam, gta vice city

gta SA

mortal kombat 3

good times

and cod WAW

[fast garden]

I grew up in halo reach forge lobbies playing fat kid and trash compactor

And dead island

And waw/mw3

[stark torrent]

i remember my 128mb GPU having some weird artifacts on my GTA SA cause it was pirated from fuck knows where

[ancient marsh]

dead island is too new for me to "grow up playing"

i played it as a teen but

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hop on for some raids I need to do some random crap

[ancient marsh]

OH ALSO

CRYSIS 1

ALOOOOOOOO

[fast garden]

Well yeah

Like early teens

I “grew up” on game cube

[soft coral]

I grew up in internet cafes where you saw 12 year old kids from the nearby school play league with 30 year olds

it was cinema

[fast garden]

Crash outs must have been generational

[ancient marsh]

CS 1.6 ON THE MAP "MANSION"

[fast garden]

Holy shit yes

[stark torrent]

i played that on my cousin pc and it took 10 minutes to load a mission

[fast garden]

Computers life expectancy was 3 hours

[ancient marsh]

idk how i did it but i got right under the radiator of a hummer truck, used max strength mode, punched it and it went like 300 meters into the air flipping and then crashed onto the peak of a mountain and exploded

cinema

i downloaded the crysis 1 remaster and instantly uninstalled it because it DID NOT HAVE A MANUAL SAVE, ONLY CHECKPOINTS

THE MOST FUN I HAD IN CRYSIS IS SAVE BEFORE CLEARING A COMPOUND AND CLEAR IT IN DIFFERENT WAYS

[fast garden]

Ew

What

I didn’t know that

[ancient marsh]

or save before grabbing a KPA soldier and then throw him through a shack

[surreal stirrup]

tf

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[surreal stirrup]

damn

[surreal stirrup]

true..

[soft coral]

unturned ahh render distance

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/Velion83/status/1895460340798030002?t=aBm7ZeHOalVfeTI6sLs2Pw&s=19

Velion (@Velion83) on X

DO NOT DO OFFLINE MODE AND KILL YOURSELF.

YOU WILL LOSE YOUR KITS.

I just went into Offline PVP and I was testing stuff and lost all my shit and my partner lost all his stuff too.

X · Feb 28, 2025, 1:05 PM

[surreal stirrup]

basically
do not kill yourself

ok

[ancient marsh]

no no you do

everyone else do not

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-saul-goodman-better-call-saulin-time-gif-26447006

oh right im not on BSG eft pve

https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-im-goated-im-white-wait-im-goated-gif-4194682026588095363

[ancient marsh]

no thats offline practice mode

not pve

[surreal stirrup]

ah that

damn

what a fucking loser

[ancient marsh]

in your fucking dreams

[soft coral]

labs done

1 mate died

I disconnected

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

we made it out of labs

[surreal stirrup]

he be chilling

[soft coral]

you got an mpx in your pants or happy to see me?

[surreal stirrup]

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent does the guide fail if you die?

specifically "fail"

like shooter 8

[stark torrent]

yep

it even has to be restarted

[ancient marsh]

dogshit ass quest

wait you know how they could just make tarkov shooter 8 stop annoying "failed" notifs?

when u kill the last player just add a "survive and extract" thing

just reset progress

if u die

like the "visit a location" quests

[surreal stirrup]

alright i need one more game at forest so i can be done with part 4

dang it

[ancient marsh]

"at forest"

[surreal stirrup]

it's just лес

so i translate it

meh

[ancient marsh]

"woods"

[surreal stirrup]

ah

[soft coral]

labs down

[surreal stirrup]

[soft coral]

time for gz

[soft coral]

turns out he wasn't much of a Спортсмен

[surreal stirrup]

true..

dang

no audio because nvidia

WAIT

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NICKNAME FOR SCAV

[soft coral]

Why am I the only one with the crayz ass name dude

[surreal stirrup]

IT LITERALLY SAYS THAT HE IS A SHIT LAUNCHER

[stark torrent]

so thats why the btc is 700k

PULA

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

[surreal stirrup]

ah dang

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

?

[surreal stirrup]

the nickname that ivan has

[soft coral]

.

[ancient marsh]

based

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

all cryptards deserve to be homeless

[soft coral]

mfw I literally say what the SS is about

[ancient marsh]

tagilla breathing like he's gonna rape me

no u dont keep stuff on offline raid

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

gz labs done going into streets of cock

[surreal stirrup]

Just so you know
He will

Be careful

[ancient marsh]

i bodied him with an AK74 with T ammo

[surreal stirrup]

NO

NONONONONONO

NOT THE 4K

WHY I CAN SET IT

WHAT

oh god

[ancient marsh]

insane last name for a scav

[surreal stirrup]

you will turn into frankenstein

"what do you mean i have a lot of grenades? i only took them from scavs"

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @fast garden i tested offline raids and i didn't lose anything

i killed myself against a scav - nothing
i disconnected - nothing

i looted stuff and extracted and couldnt keep anything

[stark torrent]

what the guide?

[ancient marsh]

maybe it's some freaky one-off incident

[ancient marsh]

?

[ancient marsh]

this one

[stark torrent]

oh

huh

maybe its a one time bug

[surreal stirrup]

nice pistol man

wtf is this build

[soft coral]

Labs/gz/streets down boys

[surreal stirrup]

good backpack man

[soft coral]

onto interchange

weirdly enough

we are not transit bugging

we're actually using the transits as normal

[surreal stirrup]

sniper had this shit

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

now we do customs

then go back inter so customs counts then altf4 at inter

new day new paths completed

@stark torrent are you willing to come on factory real quick to fill the slot for us?

[native crypt]

He's so real for that. The NSPUM is for chads

[stark torrent]

nah

why u went factory

[soft coral]

to knock out factory then woods

[stark torrent]

you did factory one of the last

kek

[soft coral]

cuz transfer to woods

teh fk

then woods will be done with alff4

[stark torrent]

who cares about the transfer you can just queue woods after

but whatever

[soft coral]

mmm idk

using the transits spawns you near a transit

so its actually worth using them

instead of chancing it on woods

[hallow stream]

hes playing the game as intended

wtf

[stark torrent]

thought they fixed that

and the spawns are random again

[soft coral]

no

lol

[stark torrent]

you would have squads spawn on top of each other

interesting

[soft coral]

you literally dont

we did that back to back

3 maps

[surreal stirrup]

what the fuck is that build 🗣️ 🔥

[stark torrent]

full ergo but there is a better stock , pistol grip and front grip

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[surreal stirrup]

90 ergo

[soft coral]

unironically a good build

[surreal stirrup]

wait no 81

[stark torrent]

Ooskha

[surreal stirrup]

yeah 90 ergo

good sniper rifle

[stark torrent]

spt so i guess the stats are different

[surreal stirrup]

yep

[stark torrent]

cause u dont get 90 ergo on that gun in normal you get like 60

[surreal stirrup]

better attachments

[hallow stream]

hes using relaism

oh

better attachments

[stark torrent]

still it's prob the best ergo boltie in the game

[surreal stirrup]

the silencers are not that bad

[hallow stream]

yea makes sense

[surreal stirrup]

[surreal stirrup]

not the op version thankfully

[stark torrent]

that lvl 20

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

he is there to enjoy

[surreal stirrup]

bro has balaclava on

[hallow stream]

he looks like fucking anomaly bro

[surreal stirrup]

what a chad

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/anomaly-shalom-anomaly-gif-27107092

[fast garden]

Lvl 44 looking mad familiar

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

Oh

M4

[soft coral]

we got him

[soft coral]

cuz we went night factory

so we fill the lobby

[surreal stirrup]

best

[soft coral]

then transit normally to woods

THEN altf4 at woods

[fast garden]

I only use good guns like the ak-74m and velociraptor

[surreal stirrup]

wait i wonder if i can make it have even more ergo

[compact knoll]

Yeah buts its heavy

Heavy = less ergo

[stark torrent]

iirc unless it's changed , around 60-65 ergo you reach the max cap

[fast garden]

What’s the weight

[compact knoll]

Pro700 i think its called pretty much had same stats but for cheaper

[surreal stirrup]

i did it

93 ergo

[stark torrent]

and yeah , as Artyom says , ergo mostly affects the ADS sound and aim speed

the arm stamina is like 70% affected by gun weight

[surreal stirrup]

97 ERGO

WHAT THE FU

i got lobotomized

[hallow stream]

egomaxxing

[surreal stirrup]

let

ill use it

[fast garden]

Could use a better scope and scope mount too

[surreal stirrup]

which one

[fast garden]

I think either the JP mount (one with the delta point top mount) or that two piece one that comes in black or tan

[surreal stirrup]

got razor

[fast garden]

(Idk what mod for attachment values does so like)

[surreal stirrup]

the best that i used yet

wait no

there is tac 30

[fast garden]

Delete that garbage scope

[surreal stirrup]

dude i have DIFFERENT scopes

this is spt

[fast garden]

Wha

[surreal stirrup]

well, fika

[fast garden]

Same difference

Who are you playing coop with?

[soft coral]

AYYYYY

[stark torrent]

BAD MAKA NO

[fast garden]

Coop fika is evil

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

lol

[surreal stirrup]

but it feels good...

[surreal stirrup]

@crystal musk him

im playing wtih him

alright alright im changing back to razor iedy

[fast garden]

[surreal stirrup]

jesus

[fast garden]

I mean

[surreal stirrup]

yeah i have fov fix

it's clean asf

[fast garden]

Since you don’t zoom with eyeballs ig

Not that bad but like

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/3d-3d-man-the-long-drive-sneegsnag-stare-gif-7132159570654132915

like this?

[fast garden]

Just like when guns don’t have free zoom in gamma, I’m just gonna shove my eyeballs into the screen

[surreal stirrup]

thankfully fov fix a zoom thing

[stark torrent]

do it like tigz and just zoom the stream on the 2nd monitor

[surreal stirrup]

it's not that big but still useful

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Actual giga brain

[hallow stream]

giga rain

no no

you cant edit it

thats not fair

[surreal stirrup]

oh fuck

oh fuck no

[fast garden]

I didn’t even type it wrong

[surreal stirrup]

i dont want to

[fast garden]

IT JUST AUTOCORRECTED

[soft coral]

off to woods we go boys

[surreal stirrup]

I DONT WANT TO GO ON NIGHT RAID

[fast garden]

FOR NO FUCKING REASON

[surreal stirrup]

NO

PLEASE I BEG YOU

[fast garden]

It can’t be that bad bro

[hallow stream]

THE GIGA RAIN!

[surreal stirrup]

NOOOO

[surreal stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-saul-goodman-better-call-saulin-time-gif-26447006

im going back to woods

i need to snipe in head

[fast garden]

I’d play actual night raids if night was always available

Having to rekit bc it’s 4 am

[stark torrent]

i would if most maps didnt have the lights on in buildings anyway for no reason even tho they are abandoned

[hallow stream]

@soft coral ur the woods pro

[stark torrent]

which would make nvgs and shit useless anyway

[hallow stream]

is this part of woods even like good

[fast garden]

Also true

[hallow stream]

or is it just a extract

cus tarkov.dev just has it not on screen

[surreal stirrup]

never was there

[fast garden]

He is the woods king of everywhere but there

[surreal stirrup]

[fast garden]

That’s my hOMR FUCK

[stark torrent]

Streets at night with nvgs is complete ass , the streetlights are on , everything is on, is literally worse than Interchange

you get blind anyway

[hallow stream]

explain to me whats in that woods area

besides landmines

[fast garden]

HOME

[hallow stream]

is there good loot there

[fast garden]

You drive BTR in

[surreal stirrup]

i have one problem

one big problem about streets of tarkov

..im running the raid on my machine

not their server

so i suffer

[hallow stream]

ive seen yt shorts of retarded streamers jumping across the train cars

[fast garden]

It’s fucking LOADED with insanely juiced loot and really well hidden loot spots

[hallow stream]

to it

[fast garden]

You can only leave that way

[hallow stream]

i shalt go there

on my scav

[fast garden]

You can literally only get in on BTR

[stark torrent]

streamers started complaining to nikita about no loot on maps , hopefully pestily does it too so we start getting bitcoins and shit everywhere again

[fast garden]

And the exfil is if you have the sheet of paper

[surreal stirrup]

did it

[stark torrent]

cause fuck me the maps rn are sad for loot

[surreal stirrup]

did it just die trying to load woods

[stark torrent]

90% of the roubles are made by flea flipping rn

[surreal stirrup]

ah

my bad bruv

[soft coral]

Yes

[fast garden]

Photoshop

[surreal stirrup]

yeah i literally do some side quests while i can

[hallow stream]

i suggest restarting ur tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

the trio

[fast garden]

That’s so real

[hallow stream]

after each spt streets run

cus ur pc is going to blue screen

eventually

if you dont do so

[surreal stirrup]

ima just uhhh

[stark torrent]

Open Photoshop
Are you sure you want to go to Streets of Tarkov

[surreal stirrup]

quickly kill all of my stuff

[hallow stream]

[surreal stirrup]

Yes

Yes i do sir

i have blender and photoshop opened

ill do a tea while it loads

[stark torrent]

i see, must be cold where you are , gotta warm that room up

[surreal stirrup]

Sir

I live in russia

of course it's cold here

[stark torrent]

My condoleances

[surreal stirrup]

let me show how it looks like outside

[soft coral]

3 left boys @surreal stirrup @stark torrent @hallow stream @fast garden

[fast garden]

3 maps? Tf are you doing to yourself

[surreal stirrup]

dude i really need to get a party to play with me in spt

this shit is bussin

[hallow stream]

I could

[surreal stirrup]

[surreal stirrup]

@stark torrent

[fast garden]

Realest shit

[surreal stirrup]

im a fucking idiot

[soft coral]

the guide

the fk else

[surreal stirrup]

when u got too distracted :

[fast garden]

You did factory that late

Pls tell me you already did labs

[hallow stream]

did you just trip on something on ur way to the window

[surreal stirrup]

now what the fuck do i do

[soft coral]

we did

[hallow stream]

[fast garden]

And reserve, lighthouse?

[stark torrent]

checks out , we had snow here as well for like a week

[surreal stirrup]

one of my legs is shorter

so i walk like this

[hallow stream]

oh

[surreal stirrup]

i aint joking

[fast garden]

maKA

[hallow stream]

i know theres people like that I had one in my class back in highschool

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Lopsided

[soft coral]

we are doing shoreline rn

[stark torrent]

lol

[soft coral]

transit into lighthouse

[surreal stirrup]

brainrotted

[fast garden]

True

[soft coral]

then alf4 from lighthouse

and last reserve

since whichever spawn we geton reserve we can easily transit

[surreal stirrup]

aaand i have fucking shturman

[fast garden]

YOU SAVED SOME OF THE WORST SPAWNS FOR LAST