#💣tarkov-released
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where would you path
just screenshot the screenshot and do it in green instead
or any other color
take note of all the PMC spawns you're running past on that route
hug the water
you got ruaf
simply wait at ruaf
for 2/3 mins
so people move
you literally run INTO people
by doing such pathing
I know only 1 dude spawned somewhere near UN
and extracted there
and then 2 people shot each other a shit ton at sniper scav rock
and I died to the 1 that won that fight
so I kinda know what happened b4 I died
basically this is what I think happened
or something similar to that
cus I know i got shot from my left
and youre surprised?
i sat there for 2 minutes and heard zero footsteps
youre playing live mate not spt where you play against braindead bots
at like

tbh prob shouldve went to military camp and just looted up then ran all the way to outskirts and just got out after I heard the shots
if I just stuck to the water theres like
2 player spawns on the other side
The new Unity upadate that was put into Arena ruined audio
plus the ppl at scav house
who cares
same as in tarkov
game should stop jerking my shit and just spawn me at fucking plane
spawn me here and I'll cum
like when i mean buggy i mean really buggy
iedy we got 3/5 sbih
idk its just a classic BSG
WE ARE WINNING
i lack patience tbh
they stopped in the middle of the road outside pinewood
so they were retarded
they can't park there
now to get a paca and a tt and go back in
it was already not good
nice
the train alllllll the way in the back of the road
beluga is more consistent tho
please give me a dead raid
its prime NA time silly
yea I realize that thats why I prayed
@stark torrent where is the absolute cinema emote
I am almost tempted to just start playing hard bass thru my mic
and run thru woods
like voip
JBL speaker

place that shit on my table, hard bass absolutely fried and just run thru woods and pray
who the fuck
shot you in the stomach
instantly
lmao
sorry man the cheat was set on Punisher mode
let me turn it back to Porn Actor

that was the sus part
ppl playing tark on potatos i keep just sitting there for 45 seconds waiting for players
I dont think it was the dudes boyfriend
because he was behind the bus
looking down the road oopposite me

I think they were looking at someone else
and he shot me
unironically sometimes "waiting for players" is longer than the queue time
oh my god I just got the shitty spawn near the river
at fucking v ex
gg
k time to wait for 10 minutes
not my problem he dead I escaped the raid
don't park there next time
you move you die
saw a squad of 3 at sawmill
ok not surprised

jesus take the wheeeeeeeeellllllllll
have you tried doing night raids for your quests
man I miss the balanced spawn system mod

you might be onto something
here bogdane we're not onto something
we're all ON something
2 more sbihs on streets boys
this is a moment in history
bro panic shot while aimbot was on you when his teamate died
lol
misjudged distance?
that yeah
or I got shot by someone else
either way we take those
1 raid 1 sbih i do not care
TWO MOREEEEEE
@fast garden RAHHHHH
we do them tomorrow
glass OP it breaks aimbot 
unironically
tarkov glass is like
the strangest shit ever
i see a pmc left window right building
"im dead
oh that was you
fuck you retard
use your eyes omg"
@stark torrent @compact knoll @fast garden
the post nut clarity hit
that was the worst hour of my life

I would've had it 1st raid if it wasn't for a fucking CHEATING SCUMBAG
now I need to give a shit ton of food to this obese bastard
congrats, now you need to find a ton of food for his first quest then use a bolt-action for the next 500 hours because of his quest chain
tarkov shooter 8 
tarkov shooter 8 has to be by far the single SHITTIEST quest in this game
you cannot change my mind
use the fucking paid gz extract as well
how manage that
genuinely how manage that
high karma is op I only need 1.8k
yea but every single time
that shit is fucking taken already
i would legit need to like
go in use extract get out
instantly
pick up 1 item along the way so it isn't a run through
and theres no easy path on gz for that cus you need to go thru spawns anyways

genuinely top 10 worst maps ever
this and lighthouse
at least you're low enough level that you don't have a chance of mr "my baton makes your gun jam" spawning on it
The rpd test drive was pmcs
On shoreline
Canned food from a restaurant
that can wait tomorrow though ive had enough of killing my brain
Bro frequents a Michelin star soup kitchen
seriously, the tiny little baton kollontay has can make your gun jam when he has it out but not tagilla rushing you down with his sledgehammer?
Thats not very nice
Im not sorry 
ok maybe that one is
but that one is on bsg for making a updated quest worse
tarkov shooter 8 has been in the game longer
100% tarkov 8 , psycho sniper and td2
🤢
quests that literally make you not want to play the game
20 pmc kills for td2 is absolute cinema
cock and ball torture
I prefer doing rpd and simply camping path to lighthouse or something or spawns
instead of doing 3 bolty headshots without dying
Rushing spawns worked already on 4/20
but then again I got lucky
Gendarmerie tickets is worse, nobody goes to the cinema
artem we got 3/5 sbihs on streets did you see
aga molodec da
Я стрілець Таркова 
the fk is that react young man
not nice


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bro stfu
i wonder who that could be

Get some ice on that man
Anal thermometer
Didnt we have the discussion your not a brainfarter 
I accept the good joke
Appreciate*
Whatever its writen
Danke
that stash organisation makes me want to commit atrocities against mankind
@stark torrent hop on I see you on
and did you complete shooter born?
man I can barely stand this game
I do like
4 raids per day
plus its streets
fk it I go solo
need 2 more surely it won't take me long to get 
Took 7 mins to find a game
can't wait to die in 2.30
sit and camp I guess
ye
nah lol
i havent played in ages
since poe mini league

cluee
then stfu
u stfu
Im home in like a hour, any way I can help with the quest? Like cheesing it 
cheesing it on streets is damn near impossible
We can try
we'd have to gather like 15 people
to chese it
I'm just chilling
idc if it takes me couple hours
Whats the objective for ur quest again
Actually why am i asking its sbih
Headshot x retards from x distance on x map
well
thats the quest mate
Not a single fucking soul
How cool
domed a player scav and thats it
I mean my spawn was shite
I spawned on the second one from the top
NO SOURCE TO REFIL FROM
YES
we can try but we'd have to go nigeria servers
its not that hard to get it
problem is I scope on this map fps goes to fuckign 3
and you can't hit shit
also spawns are just as shit
fir vs not fir
if the stack was fir it would refill
wow the new arena update broke audio
the announcer is insanely loud
and every hallway mutes audio
like someone is thry a doorway next to you is shooting
a loud fal
it sounds like they are in 2 story dorms when ur in 3 story
lmao
retard has no idea how hipfire works , tarkov is actually one of the few games where the bullet actually comes out of the barrel of the gun
which means, it doesnt hit the middle of the screen and not all guns hit in the same area
but bro probably plays PvE or shit
nah
i dont wanna play arena
the audio
is so dogshit
nobody makes any audio
checkpoint is unplayable
also that suggestion thread was there since i started playing the game and holy shit its ignored af
game mode on angle holding if you have ground
i swear nobody from BSG even bothers going on discord anymore let alone looking at that suggestion thread
they do not care
small changes like these would make the game like 3 times better
and would take like 40 minutes to add
fun fact : BSG removed this because people actually got triggered and mad the quest would fail anytime they died because most people never even considered doing the quest
so they were getting triggered they hear that quest failed over and over and over
crazy
make it a toggle
there i solved it
iedy when you joining man
it would take 10 minutes on the toilet man
40 mins cause im a bsg employee
there's drinking breaks inbetween
later
Ye im down to help
Lvl 4 anyways so as long as I don't loot anything I have free healthcare
you do your sbih?
Nah not on tark rn
fair enough
I can't fucking see shit dude
wtf is this
kaban is up
yeah and thats why i stopped , you have like 4 minutes of clear weather
in the whole raid
cringe
well youre lucky man
you got 4/5
really considering going night time
people move more
what is this
wtf IS THIS
SURELY THEY WILL LISTEN
SURELY THEY DIDNT FORGET THEY OVERNERFED THE FUCKING SKILL SYSTEM TO IRRELEVANCY


yes
kill a player scav
and the pmcs?
also someone died from flare sniper
no fog but no pmcs
thanks
21 MINS REMAINING
DIDN'T SPOT A SINGLE PLAYER
YAY
this is by far the most retarded shit ever man
i love playing
15 full minutes
of arena checkpoint
close game that is lost at the very end
because a teammate kills me while i was fighting
and get literally 0 roubles
actually lose money on teamkills
I'll try nighttime
see how it goes
How fucking hard can it be
To get 2 pmcs man
I spawn in
nobody around me in a 300 mile radius spawns
I am not fucking running around the map chasing people sitting in buildings bro fuck you game
though I am matching for like 4/5 minutes in NA
so my guess is the raids are half dead
free shit
how about they gave us the fucking labs hideout items instead
?
nvm
its the mk 16
i hate that gun
fuck you bsg
@soft coral i got home btw
i can help
lemme get outta raid
aight
yeah people legit dont go out in the open on this map
on streets?
yea pretty much a death sentence
like the map is good but its bad but its good
its the fact its a modern warfare map and you can go inside so many buildings
had that shit happen on interchange to me

see guy, he goes behind a box in a dead end, disappears
like legit just a corner
thank you prapor for this ak I am going to use
legit no space to store it doe
didnt loot a single scav

hoe
fucking standard accounts man
buff this shit
give me 3 extra rows of stash by default and everyone else can have that shit too idgaf
i go out
epic
@hallow stream join vc man
@stark torrent give bogdan perms for tarkov vc
wtf theres a tark vc
@hallow stream @stark torrent @fast garden
27 BULLETS
Sounds like an aim issue mate
bro went Maximum Speed
so youre playing
but youre not inviting me
thanks I guess
you know we have to do the same shit mate
Not nice
dont like fighting over kills mate
ok
i did it at my own pace
you get one
I get oen
?
???????????
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓
you get it done I get it done
❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓ ❓
w/e bruh
very asshole of you

engage cheese protocol
nah im leaving in 20 mins
gg
when youre coming back
cheese sbih so we can go customs or other map
sure
cause im tired of streets up my ass
have fun 
that one I'll do on my own
just rush spawns if I die I die if not I kill someone
Sure
ye
epic
we do not care mate
no thats how u die
ground zero quests are usually easily done by camping for 15 minutes
leave every sweaty shit or squads do their quests
then the map is dead
everyone leaves fast so they dont die
as a solo at least thats how i did them
makes sense ig
Surely we'll be able to cheese it on streets
i was put into those grinder quest queues on woods anyways
where they went and shot shturman with m700
for shit quest
@ancient marsh @fast garden apparently right now Shturman bug or smth, he has 100% red rebel


ok second try in cheesing sbih
and this time I Died
gg
cinema
yay
I love cheesing this
doing sbih on streets is so fun man
:)
so fun man
so fun
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my lps bullets dissappear point blank
Surely this will be the last raid I have to go streets for sbih 
Surely the game will not spawn us across the fucking map from one another
Cinema
we did it
GG
Clearly me cursing you helped

I"m a free man now I only have test drive 2 thats whatever
crack bone

FUCK YESSSSSS
man i love btr
Man I hate streets
spt 

Glorpass
killed duo and it was a trio

got out with bulbex and spark plug plus 250 usd
worth 
i went to upgrade my gen and realized that spark plug isn't FiR thanks bsg
what a load of cocksuckers
I love how shit the game runs I need to restart it after 6 raids

fucking memory leak heaven
We say so
how u know how that smells
modly tuna eatin bum

you stink of moldy tuna 
why not running ps
did you not do punisher 6?
No BT 
worst change bsg ever made
Somehow 54r is worse to shoot than 5.45
BT alleviates the issue
Ivan just go farm siracha for BS

It’s ez if you have Lapua unlocked
Or go emercom camp with a flir svd 
instane prefire downvote, i saw this fucking cockroach type this out
keep firefights more interestind and fair = whoever starts holding the angle first auto wins
kys retard
@vortexbear
I think people who type shit like this out should just go play anything else
“We need to make the game even less comfortable and shitty to play because people who can actually use a mouse to aim and that’s not fair to me because I have to aim with a Steven hawking mouth keyboard and joystick”
arm bug prevented me from obliterating a plaeyr scav
afking for fucking 20 minutes so I can go touch a stupid machine gun
games so fucking fun
retard ass game

3 idiots at nakatani have been fighting for like
10 minutes

fucking neanderthals
this for 5 minutes now
gameplay so fire
God forbid the maps in this game were actually not shit
parking garage should be like the main way you traverse on the map
like it just spans 90% of the map instead of 65%
squad of 3 just passed me on their way out the restuarant 
theres 20 minutes left in the raid wtf are they doing
legit losing it because lps doesn't kill anthing
shame BSG nerfed the tac-kek heavy trooper and death shadow masks down to level 2 armor
yes bsg give everyone access to tier 5 armors
im 99% confident
so that my svd
it was never tier 3
or higher
yo hes so ass
5 more svd kills
@stark torrent doing a quick scav with bogdan
tarkov errored

fuck this game
nvm i can just reconnect
@soft coral prestige kappa shitter dead
oorah
got out of the scav raid
gg
shooter born on cumstains done
china spy
CAN"T PARK THERE MATE
@hallow stream @stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll OUUUHSKA
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO
easiest ones for last
well GZ and reserve ain't the easiest but eh
LIGHTHOUSE DONE MATE CUSTOMS DONE AND STREETS DONE
fuck this game I go get my sandwich
thank god i got out, had a bug where the flare extract didnt activate
twice
didn't shoot me either
Need help with spt
how do i update it to 3.10
i have 3.9
and already an folder with installer
spt updates are standalone
think of it like different versions
imo 3.10 isn't good because it runs like garbage
i just watched an tutorial
@hallow stream thanks once more majmune for cheesing streets sbih
I did
hunting shturman
nema problema 

why is his username so 
@soft coral your mother
?
i swear to god ivan
if shturman is in
and i dont get him cause im on nigeria servers
i'm pulling up on Bulgaria
why are you so agressive
i'm getting my kit back in blood
no shturman, killed a player, fought a second but only injured him and i just ran past him
he was a bum with an ak-12 anyways
the x-17 is pretty buss btw
fellas remember this meta build
or this
get better internet
welcome back 12.11
yer mum
we used sdn 6 back in the days
ok grandpa let's get you to bed
go night with a thermal
pop sj6 3btg or meldonin
that's how I did it ez pz
in about 10 raids
plus the m700
РК-06
ur mom
im too broke to run stims or thermals
i want to save up money for m61 quest
LOOT IN LOOTER SHOOTER VIDEO GAME 
containers that didn't spawn empty 
drum mags in ass
995 on flea
995 OLD ICON WHERE IT WAS JUST FULL BRASS COLOR
thatsenough.gif
I had a ghoulash from chicken thigh and mushroom, potato and carrot
shit was fire
@compact knoll when the game had so few quests you would get 5-6 rep for a regular prapor quest
oooo
winter
visit babushka
she made stew
whole house smells

Tlok muzzle 
delivery from the past gave 8 rep
bro
like
you complete 3 quests
and have almost prapor 3
They have quadrupled the amount of quests since then tbf
max traders in a week
If not more
wdym jeager 4 literally sells axmc handguard
this is a moment in history
the issue with adding more quests is you gotta nerf rep per quest
the issue with nerfing rep per quest is you are forced to complete dogshit quests to level up traders, such as bunker on reserve
kappa required
and it unlocks other stuff
thing is
probably 100+ of the quests we have
are super old
like
alpha old
summoning raiders by flipping the power switch should be required
back when the game had like 3 maps
yes
do certain action in raid
spawn boss
not fucking 30%
15%
thats cancer man
I don't wanna dice roll the spawn rate and then dice roll the spawn I get
what bro? you started late so you need hideout items
I GOTCHU BRO BRING EMPTY CONTAINER NIGHT FACTORY I DROP U ALL ITEMS

huh
quests would need non-fir items to hand in
thats enough
last raid me and iedy had
bro was sitting there with m1a
The state of it
old gas btw next to forklift
@stark torrent just watched the vod
I shot 3 pixels above him
because of sway
@hallow stream


he has a fuel line from the truck next to him running directly to his bum
fuel enema
ofc he's at a gas station 

fucking cinema

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a joke legit writing itself
@hallow stream
ngl
you got too much shit marked on your map at that point
its just visual clutter 
but its not a bad way to learn the game
or well at least the maps
what kind of minecraft mod ui is that
lmao
bro has an entire hostpital hotkeyed
I CANT

we should all be more like this guy
see he is having fun
we arent
spt players have to be studied
ok that shit made me laugh
bruh
bruhh
Killa and Goons left
legit ez ones
nah just with the 2 mates of mine
and transit alt f4 thingie
night time
Streets was the only issue cause of course i got a shit spawn so i had to run to green flare, found Kollontai , two PMCs barged in , we ran to Pinewood to do the Transit bug instead , and there we found another dude camping MVD and the duo from Kollontai started pushing from other side
So while they were surrounding us at MVD , we did the transit bug and left lol
Peak Tarkov, entire team just vanishes

fair enohgh
gg
kappa in 2 weeks
do it on off hours and just speedrun all transits
you can like insta transit like 4 maps back to back
and then exfil/transit bug after
Do it on Colombia servers
bulgarian to columbian servers
generational
he just gets to play on dead NA hours which imo are better
Remember when Nikita rolled out imaginary fixes
Like the arm bug
Or the lightkeeper fixes
im waiting to break the green flares again

It did
Yesterday I tried to extract on woods
Was clearly in the flare area
Shot one, ran to extract spot
Nothing
Shot second
Nothing
At least I didnt get shot by the snipers
huh they worked for me cause i had to finish guide











boring shit