💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

we spawn
we go chalet artyom gets team killed
I nearly die from shotgun rat

Not a single kill for test drive 1

[surreal stirrup]

back to what i love

[stark torrent]

Ivan rn in voicechat

[ancient marsh]

as usual

in voice chat

in text chat

[stark torrent]

2KD yea this guy lowers it

[ancient marsh]

2 kd killer7

[ancient marsh]

back to back like dr disrespect

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/silence-silent-king-baldwin-kingdom-of-heaven-gif-4506330187216782335

[ancient marsh]

unironically kill yourself

like legit

was gonna tag this guy in this channel and tell him to kys but hes not in gamma

i hate the svd so much

476 absorbed with PS

[fast garden]

PS out of mosin or sv98

PS out of SVD

[ancient marsh]

last guy tanked like 7 shots, last was dead on headshot

he went prone

i shot him in the head

he shoots me once with an m700

i die insta to m80

nato bias

unironically

[soft coral]

go lighthouse meet closet cheater

god bless EU

[hallow stream]

tagilla just point blank tanked 20 shots from my fucking saiga loaded with flachette

on live

i blew his dick off with flachette and he thugged it out

[soft coral]

its so obvious when someone is cheating but they are a closet cheater

he didn't kill any of us only artyom

shot me behind a rock twice

and then left

so we dont report him

I love EU man

simply fuck this game

I will play it again tomorrow

[real solstice]

p!true

!true

[safe summit]

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[tepid nymph]

why

[lyric cairn]

Damn dude just stop playing holy shit

[soft coral]

at this point maybe its not the game

[soft coral]

bro replied from fucking 2 days ago

[ancient marsh]

"i'm not terrible at shooters"

[stark torrent]

Bro has Lightkeeper in 300 hours

Gifted player

[soft coral]

He simply learned the spawns

youre just bad and jelous man

he simply watched jesse kazam and veritas

it's a bit hilarious though

in 500 raids hes completed all the quests before network and then completed all the rest after

cinema

11 in the morning bro is on tarkov

@stark torrent we have to be studied

the doctors need to find a new name for our condition

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

secret Paracord extract

@compact knoll @fast garden

[soft coral]

Wtf

Need to go get energy drink

[stark torrent]

i have mango loco and normal no sugar

[soft coral]

Give one fuck head

[soft coral]

the normal no sugar one with the blue label is so bad

Can't stand it

Biboins and woods runs single handedly keeping me over 40 mil

Today I might complete peacekeeping on woods

interchange and streets

so I'm done with that crap

@stark torrent you have killed reshala have you?

[stark torrent]

yes

i just need killa and goons

[soft coral]

maybe we go customs?

[stark torrent]

we can later , im gonna try to get test drive done , i need 4 more kills

and i have 15 ak12 in my stash might as well lose them

[soft coral]

Good luck you dont nee that many thankfully

@stark torrent

ngl I prefered this system since you made your character the way you liked it to be

[soft coral]

hahaha

[stark torrent]

His mistake was spawning in

3 more

His friend tanked a mag of 5.45 , never saw him again

[soft coral]

you got only one?

See this is proof

[stark torrent]

Yeah , his friend just dissapeared after i magdumped him

[soft coral]

when I'm wondering why I'm not seeing anyone iedy

NO FUCKING WONDER

PEOPLE DONT MOVE OFF SPAWN

UNPLUGGED KEYBOARDS

or they go water treatment and die instantly

[stark torrent]

moving off spawn in the wrong direction on this map is the worst u can do

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll @soft coral

why bring gear

[soft coral]

HAHAHAAH

[stark torrent]

naked glok 18c

absolute unit

ggs man

[soft coral]

I mean

use laser next time

instead of aiming in

Just point fire that bitch

[stark torrent]

yeah bro sure

imo you should recieve flinch the less armor u have

[soft coral]

but ye in reality youre dead there no matter what

[stark torrent]

bro had 0 flinch from me shoting his arms

makes 0 sense i bring gear he doesnt and he wins that but its tarkov

this is how we win

[soft coral]

was it head eyes?

or throat

[stark torrent]

head jaws

[soft coral]

classic

[stark torrent]

bro shot everywhere

[soft coral]

all it takes is one stray bullet for him

[stark torrent]

and i had the mando mask and the skull mask on

[soft coral]

1 bullet is all he needs man

its ok thats why I craft bagari al lday

so nobody takes them

[stark torrent]

this death made me want to do my chores now

thank you tarkov

pula in mortii matii

[soft coral]

bro did 2 raids and hes done

1 more on average compared to alle

I dont blame you though

even scavving isn't fun

what in gods name

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/BSzY6GD2i1w?si=fXCb3Pv5ZMWRAprb @stark torrent

the fact that I will have to hunt killa and grab his helmet too

God why

SEE WHY isn't killas helmet

a quest item

oh

nice

ok so I only have to murder him

[stark torrent]

yep

same with reshala pistol

give his figurine and u get the golden tt

[soft coral]

I already have that

thankfully

I think

I was duo-ing with someone and they killed reshala

I think it was dee I dont remember

so hes like take the pistol

For killa I will stock up on ps12b

that shit nukes him

or m61 but that is an expensive craft

[stark torrent]

nothing is expensive for the best bullet

imma prob hunt killa with BP or loud svd

[soft coral]

nah

I'll use m61 or ps12b

personally I prefer ps12b

you let everyone KNOW youre in the raid

and that they shouldn't fuck with you

[soft coral]

@stark torrent how many more remaining?

MANNNNNNNNN I HATE INTERCHANGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

WHY DO I HAVE TO STEP FOOT ON THAT MAP

sbih , decontamination , and peacekeeping

I'll soon end it I'm telling you

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lzu1BEwBHFQ&ab_channel=KMor

where is this spot

i wanna know the tech

[soft coral]

OPA

server connection lost

I love NA

no idea why it started doing that shit

Right when I'm in the middle outside of the mall going to idea that shit disconnects me

and its only been happening recently

killa got me

ok

I love 856a1 man

entire round

of 40

into his throat

gg

fuck this game

LIKE WHY

WHEN SCAVS SHOOT YOU

THROUGH CLASS 6 FACE SHIELD

YOU DIE

in TWO HITS

BECAUSE OF BLUNT DAMAGE

BUT WHEN YOU SHOOT THEM

NOTHING

I dont fucking understand it man

I really fucking don't

so throat doesn't exist for scavs

I understand yes

[stark torrent]

3 more i think

im going back in now

done with chores

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[stark torrent]

https://media1.tenor.com/m/8pKramLqW_MAAAAd/stupid-patrick.gif

[soft coral]

lets hop on

[ancient marsh]

THEY FIXED THE BROKEN DUPLICATED SAFE ON WOODS

:((

[soft coral]

about damn time you noticed

[ancient marsh]

i never used it

they rmeoved it before i got to

[ancient marsh]

lighthouse
ak-12

god rest this young man's soul

[soft coral]

lv64

[ancient marsh]

pressing Q in this situation can unironically save u

another AK12?

i swear lighthouse has like 2 kits on it

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

3

bolt action

ak 12

or scav vest

[stark torrent]

and shotgun

[ancient marsh]

CAUSE NOBODY VOLUNTARILY PLAYS THIS DOGSHIT MAP

[stark torrent]

I mean this is BSG's fault yeah

[ancient marsh]

THEY DO CAUSE OF QUESTS

[stark torrent]

Streets has boltie and sr2m

[ancient marsh]

bsgs fault because there's zero value in lh

just existing in general

[stark torrent]

Lightkeeper

[soft coral]

lightkeeper is not good value

at all

[stark torrent]

Value kekw

[ancient marsh]

surely lightkeeper is not broken and non-functional

[stark torrent]

i am sure they fixed it this time

[soft coral]

1 more for cock drive 1

and then I have 5 more to do

[stark torrent]

Go on the island, Zryachi si doign Thug Shaker with the mountain peak up his asshole then kills you

[stark torrent]

and then aggros on the whole map

[stark torrent]

died in raid, died irl , lightkeeper forgets about you

immersive

[hallow stream]

It would not be far from accurate if I said theres probably some modder that rescripted the whole of lightkeeper and made him not buggy on spt

[soft coral]

that lv64 guy lived literally 39 seconds from start of raid

and died

[hallow stream]

Poor fucking guy

He got spawn diffed

Should've just proned where he spawned and started praying

[ancient marsh]

i tried explaining to a guy that lighthouse is dogshit pvp wise and it's all just sniping

he said "push spawns"

my n word, EVERY SPAWN PEEK SIGHTLINE IS LIKE 100m+

[hallow stream]

How do you push high ground

[ancient marsh]

just push spawn

[hallow stream]

Like half the spawns are shit and half the spawns are free win

[stark torrent]

is this an ak12

[ancient marsh]

spawn by lightkeeper island and push the 4 dickheads that spawned southern road

[hallow stream]

You legit coinflip living on light house

[soft coral]

test drive 1 done

[hallow stream]

Its not even funny

Lets go nikita we coinflipping this fucking dog shit ass retard map

[hallow stream]

Oooo you lost the 50/50

[stark torrent]

spawns are cancer

[hallow stream]

Dog shit spawn upon you

[soft coral]

this guy lived less

[hallow stream]

Get fucked retard

[ancient marsh]

the map design is cancer

half the map has 0 use

[hallow stream]

Theres no map design

[ancient marsh]

EVERYTHING PAST THE MAIN ROAD TOWARDS THE SHORE IS LITERALLY WORTHLESS

[hallow stream]

They have no competent map designers at bsg

80% of the team barely knows how to code and somehow the game functions

To add a feature its probably so much bloat it makes the people on americas "my 600 pound life" look skinny

[ancient marsh]

this is lighthouse

like unironically

[hallow stream]

Yea thats true

[ancient marsh]

NO DEADASS

I REMOVED 70% OF THE MAP

[hallow stream]

Rogue camp is also shit

Ngl

[ancient marsh]

gotta go there

sadly

[hallow stream]

I barely find places to take cover before i get lit up by the cheating ai of this dog ass game

[soft coral]

live update

goons spawned in the raid

[ancient marsh]

the fact that lighthouse spawns military tech often BUT RESERVE MILITARY BASE DOESNT SPAWN IT EVER

HAS TO BE LIKE A WARCRIME OF SOME SORT

[stark torrent]

me and ivan watching the goons rush a dude on the mountain 500m from us

cinema

tracers

[hallow stream]

They need to rework light uouse

House

But its prob never happening

[ancient marsh]

i dont even know how

like, they would need to change the entire map

from top to bottom

it's just one fucking sloped hallway

that spans the whole map

they would need to carve out all the mountains near paracord exit

[hallow stream]

They need to not make half the map a fucking slope where if you spawn on the low ground you lose the raid automatically

[ancient marsh]

maybe expand north past the water treatment?

and set spawns there

[hallow stream]

I hope someone on spt just makes a map editor so ppl can make and change maps

Itd be so fire

Imagine lighthouse reworked by some random guy named Borislav living in Moldova 0 education, broke, drunk, probably high on ibuprofen making a better map than bsg

Id myself spend time making the maps not ass for myself

[ancient marsh]

#1 remove new buildings on customs

[hallow stream]

Wish the game wasn't shit

[ancient marsh]

0 use

and made the map run worse

like those buildings are just actively bad for the map imo

they have bad fps inside, bad lighting, the pvp inside is bad

[hallow stream]

Theres probably some garbage bag with 100000 polygons in a corner in one of the new buildings

[ancient marsh]

and they reduce fps for the rest of the map

[soft coral]

test drive 1 done

YIPEEEEEEEEEE

I'm free

[ancient marsh]

whats part 2

[soft coral]

part 2 is whatever

just lots of camping and headshots

[ancient marsh]

what about part 3

[stark torrent]

WAITER WATIER PLEASE MORE TEST DRIVE QUESTS

[ancient marsh]

part 3 is set on the best map in the game

[stark torrent]

Test Drive 69 - Kill 15 pmcs while in pain with Kollontay's baton up your ass - Kappa Required

[ancient marsh]

test drive 69, kill pmcs by dehydrating them

[ancient marsh]

BLUD REALLY THOUGHT HE COULD HAVE 5 SECONDS BEFORE DYING

@stark torrent gun recommendation for shturminator

[stark torrent]

Thermal DMR

g28 is nice

m80 1 taps him to head

[ancient marsh]

mate im too broke

ive been pvp questing

[stark torrent]

Then any decent bullet + grenades

throw nade and rush him

[ancient marsh]

so g28

[stark torrent]

actually

go rfb lol

fuck it

just try to headshot him

[soft coral]

gun doesn't matter

just do it at night

on nigeria

you can do it with a fucking gornostay

When I was hunting him on nigeria a guy with a valday mosin stole him infront of me
gun legit don't matter

[soft coral]

as long as it can 1 tap headshot him

[ancient marsh]

if i die while hunting him can i say slurs

[soft coral]

wut

tango down

he had fun

Stole 3 kills from iedy

1 more stolen

blueberry on lighthouse

wtf

Progress

I'm happy

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/roguemurderr

[soft coral]

same guy back to back

[soft coral]

lel

[tepid nymph]

I was playing DayZ

[soft coral]

OOOOUSHKA

tagilla rig + killa mask + EC for network provider

OOOOUSHKA

now i only need to kill killa fk this game

[soft coral]

who is that guy

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

I let him have those kills kappa

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

"FREQUENCY MODE 🗣️ "

decent progress ngl

especially for lighthouse

at this point majority of shit I have to do will be only on streets or interchange

[stark torrent]

PoV : My birb at night when i disturb his sleep

[surreal stirrup]

stare

[stark torrent]

[surreal stirrup]

yea

[soft coral]

ok

[surreal stirrup]

ok

[tepid nymph]

What is a liberator

[soft coral]

headphones

[tepid nymph]

I haven't played in a year

is it better than m32

or peltor

[soft coral]

yes

[tepid nymph]

bruh

[soft coral]

?

[tepid nymph]

the game died and only then they add new items

factory is like a new experience now

[soft coral]

unpopular opinion but new factory is ass

@stark torrent nigeria later on to hunt killa?

can't even scav interchange

full of pmcs

cancer

[compact knoll]

do you really want to load in for 10 minutes

when you need to find him quickly

[soft coral]

I dont mind though

did that on woods

[compact knoll]

its gonna take way longer

[soft coral]

didn't have issues man

I legit dont care

I prefer less people

looking for him

cuz NA everyone swarms him like flies its aids bro

better to wait longer and do it that way

so I dont have him stolen from me everytime

[soft coral]

not really

[stark torrent]

we can try

imma go do test drive 4 now on snoreline

or go kill ppl in dorms

or kill myself

[soft coral]

I was even thinking of going night inter with no headphones while at work to get my scavs

so many quests to kill shit its complete ass

[stark torrent]

Shoreline spawns

[soft coral]

not a bad akmn if he didn't use that ass supressor

[stark torrent]

didnt fire it once

[soft coral]

it is what it is man its shoreline

[soft coral]

yay interchange kit

[stark torrent]

this was tiring but its done

[soft coral]

thankfully only 30

and you can use PP

@stark torrent 15 mins we hop on

[stark torrent]

@compact knoll

Come

We ruin the night together

[soft coral]

COOOOMS

@stark torrent

go

I'm done

[soft coral]

go looking for killa

iedy dies from scav

1st raid no killa

sad

we run it down mid again

YOOOOO

lv48 alo

[compact knoll]

im actually having fun this night

im good

[soft coral]

KILLA DOWN

I REPEAT KILLA DOWN

@compact knoll @hallow stream @fast garden

[hallow stream]

23 to go

[soft coral]

half of them are simple

the other half are the biggest piece of shit on the planet

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

mm yes interchange + peacekeeping + decontamination

1 more we can tick off the list

boys we're getting closer and closer

[tepid nymph]

Bro what do u need to do to get a ping from modman himself

[fast garden]

in case you havent noticed this is the retirement home channel

[glacial haven]

knowing tarkov and it's current state, if this were actually a retirement home channel, the residents would already all have perished due to heart failure

[tepid nymph]

May I get a reply from BOS himself

[vivid dawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-escape-we-running-tarkov-eft-escape-from-tarkov-gif-8016036653155868476

[fast garden]

welcome to the pearly gates with the rest of us

[tepid nymph]

I half expected a ban for pinging him

[vivid dawn]

Hes chill

[vivid dawn]

Jetzt bann ihn schnell

[tepid nymph]

Isn't this Grok?

[vivid dawn]

No

[tepid nymph]

Who is the guy on the pfp btw

On his pfp

[vivid dawn]

[tepid nymph]

I could've sworn this was Grok's second acc bro

[vivid dawn]

No lol

He made the launcher

[glacial haven]

might play it again once 1.0 drops

[tepid nymph]

I barely know anything about this guy, he's in the German channel all the time, no?

[glacial haven]

that's an insult

i made the backend

the launcher is still to come

[vivid dawn]

Ah yes

[glacial haven]

aite

jk

[vivid dawn]

[fast garden]

[tepid nymph]

What is 1.0? Tarkov?

Release

[glacial haven]

yes

[tepid nymph]

Oh my god, acknowledgement from the X-Ray wizard

My day is made

[tepid nymph]

Well I gave money for that unheard edition, they should be done with the game for 250 usd

They better give me a full pmc set for 250 usd

[glacial haven]

hab damals leute gemutet die mich gepingt haben, mittlerweile bin ich da etwas entspannter außer es ist ein behinderter grund

[tepid nymph]

German eft chat when?

[flat breach]

An even deader channel suggestion

[glacial haven]

that channel would fr have no one using it

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/hyper_rat/status/1893904877367017851

HyperRatTV (@hyper_rat) on X

The arm to plate bug is back :D

@bstategames @nikgeneburn #EscapefromTarkov

X · Feb 24, 2025, 6:04 AM

[stark torrent]

yeah i noticed this on scavs of all things, fuckers refuse to die even with good damage bullets

nothing surprising from BurgerStateGames

[ancient marsh]

Yeah I actually was like "theres no way the bug is back" after I shot a scav 4-5 times with 762 BS in the chest and neck area

The fucking state of it

[vivid dawn]

Wegen sowas wurde ich aufm Furry shooter server gebannt

Ausfersehen mod makiert

[ancient marsh]

Furry shooter server?

Wtf is he talking about

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/serj-serj-tankian-soad-kys-lowteirgod-gif-8509390596931757032

[vivid dawn]

Yes i forgot what it was called

[ancient marsh]

Mods

Deport all these germans

From my tarkov channel

[glacial haven]

won't work

but i can deport you tho

[ancient marsh]

🖐️

[vivid dawn]

[glacial haven]

wanna become a brainfart exile?

[vivid dawn]

I remember Xal is one of these

[ancient marsh]

One of which

Ppl who dont speak German?

Like half of Germany doesn't speak german

[stark torrent]

well apparently that will change with the recent political changes

i heard germany will become the 4th reich again

[ancient marsh]

One can only hope

[glacial haven]

the saddest fucking fact is, he ain't even wrong

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

Guess who's back

Shady's back

Tell a friend

[stark torrent]

Go to Germany
Call Taxi Driver a dickhead in Romanian
He calls me cocksucker back in Romanian

[glacial haven]

bro cdu got the majority, afd is second, nothing will change, they'll have a collation with the green fucks and the spd or links, shit won't change one bit

[vivid dawn]

They didnt learn from the past 30 years

[ancient marsh]

Democracy is when you go after the second most popular political party

[vivid dawn]

Also

[ancient marsh]

[vivid dawn]

Brainfart exile

[ancient marsh]

Wdym I'm not

My criminal record is clean

[stark torrent]

xELA pull up Cockrider's audit reecords

[vivid dawn]

[granite coral]

📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 5 entrie(s)

ID:          864695
Action:      MUTE
User:        292700214492397568
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason:       Piling on toxic nonsense just because someone's playing SPT, not live. Rethink your behavior, you're not in the shitpost channel. -1d
Expires:     27 August 2024, 09:03 (UTC)
Timestamp:   26 August 2024, 09:03 (UTC)

ID:          807540
Action:      MUTE
User:        292700214492397568
Responsible: 606902268435890177
Reason:       I literally open this channel and you throw this shit copy pasta right at my face. Into the wall corner with you. 1h
Expires:     Never
Timestamp:   23 July 2024, 20:41 (UTC)

ID:          743037
Action:      MUTE
User:        292700214492397568
Responsible: 161206746902167552
Reason:       pedo memes after reading the rules. 1d
Expires:     Never
Timestamp:   26 June 2024, 17:16 (UTC)

ID:          781164
Action:      WARN
User:        292700214492397568
Responsible: 161206746902167552
Reason:      hold your horses or we evaluate your intelligence.
Expires:     Never
Timestamp:   26 June 2024, 13:16 (UTC)

[glacial haven]

xela you rancid bitch, make me coffee

[vivid dawn]

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/tony-stark-jarvis-gif-22373764

[glacial haven]

"clean", you're about as clean as a league of legends player

[ancient marsh]

None of these are on my rap sheet

By law I'm clean

No exile = no record

I hate how nondescript most of these are BTW

Warn reason = opportunity to throw snarky comment

I don't even remember what the last one was

[ancient marsh]

I haven't played league in about 2 months and actually uninstalled yesterday

Also insane slander

[glacial haven]

phenomenal, bro upgraded, now he's playing genshin impact

[ancient marsh]

The "pedo memes" I was making fun of like diddy or Epstein or sth

I wasn't posting anime

[ancient marsh]

Thats way worse

I would never

[glacial haven]

fair enough

[glacial haven]

yeah some are attempts on being funny, emphasis on "attempts"

[ancient marsh]

My favorite ones are mods dropping hard Rs in bans and mutes

Can't just say "the n word"

Nah you spell it out and with a hard R on top

[glacial haven]

i still remember a message in admin hideout where i made fun of smth by just repeatedly dropping it in apostrophes cuz one of the mods said smth about a user's message that contained it

nvm i remember, it was when people used to bypass the automod filter with "n'wah"

[ancient marsh]

Not even "bypass filter"

Its from fucking Morrowind

Its the same as "knife ear" for elves in my book

[glacial haven]

looking at it retrospectively, it's possible that the source was talking shit and we just took it for being true

[vivid dawn]

Can we just exile him for 10 minutes?

[glacial haven]

it was used on the server in a context like that, so we just kinda went with it

[glacial haven]

let's make a deal, he gets exiled for 10 minutes and you get exiled for 10 hours

[vivid dawn]

Ok

Im at work anyway

[glacial haven]

then i'll make it 10 days instead

lmao

[ancient marsh]

Dont ruin my record

[glacial haven]

wdym by your record

it ain't even showing up in xela or smth

[ancient marsh]

Exactly

Never exiled

[glacial haven]

if I exile you, you won't get another entry in xela, it's a manual role addition, not done through the bot, it does not track it

[ancient marsh]

I'm just saying I never was exiled

[glacial haven]

i wouldn't be able to verify that

and tbh, i don't really care about it either lmao

[surreal stirrup]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KZsVN8T1o2k
please do not forget
juice

[ancient marsh]

Bro

I got a warning

On official eft server

when I said "make unjamming take one button press, no need to inspect, you rack the gun every time anyways"

And I got

"You have received a warning on the Escape from Tarkov Official server: do not suggest things that are already in the game (this is the elite skill unlock for weapon malfunctions, a note will be made to disregard this one for potential future cases cause it’s super niche)"

COINCIDENTALLY MY NEXT SUGGESTIONS POST WAS "BUFF SKILL GAINS, YOU CAN'T GET 90% OF THEM PAST LVL 5 IN A WHOLE WIPE ANYWAYS"

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW A MALFUNCTIONS SKILL EXISTED

[surreal stirrup]

metabolism :

[ancient marsh]

I wonder how much unjamming per raid you need to do

[ancient marsh]

The ONLY skill in the entire game that levels at a reasonable pace

Every skill should level at least 10 points a raid if you use it in raid

[surreal stirrup]

ermm
probably over 50

[ancient marsh]

If I had to bet

Probably closer to 5000

I dont think my gun jams more than 2 times in 600 raids

[stark torrent]

pfff 50 wont even get you 5 levels

[surreal stirrup]

man i love tarkov

[stark torrent]

Immunity needs around 1000 raids with Zagustin or Meldonin effect ending

So thats around 15 minutes of survive time alone

[surreal stirrup]

so the pmc

[stark torrent]

[surreal stirrup]

that im playing as

is a drug addict

noted

[stark torrent]

I mean i pop stims i become god

You shot me with 45 rounds of 5.45 let me pop a green stim real quick

[surreal stirrup]

you know the power of unarmored people

they survive 3 shots from lapua magnum in head

and it's the fucking one that has the most dmg

[ancient marsh]

Crackheads got that magical strength fr fr

[surreal stirrup]

[compact knoll]

how do you say hello in germany
Assalam aleykum

[stark torrent]

who will win

Vulkan Helmet or Gangsta Pocket Boy

[lethal vault]

west side

[soft coral]

Kinda funny how on nigeria we find games quickly

people are doing the same shit we were doign with iedy

and then I steal killa infront of a prestige guy

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

[soft coral]

wake up
see the tarkov launcher from turning off the game yesterday
instant depression and hatred fills me
@lethal vault @stark torrent @compact knoll @surreal stirrup @vivid dawn

[lethal vault]

why you @ me

[soft coral]

no idea

my bad

youre not getting @ again

end yourself

[lethal vault]

[surreal stirrup]

[soft coral]

I got osama bin ladens hard drive and the presure gauge in my bathroom

ok

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

Osama hdd? Doesn't it have evangelion on it

[lethal vault]

should have his CS inventory on it too

[soft coral]

Lord save me

Nothing but streets for the next 300 raids it is

[ancient marsh]

Not even how that works

[ancient marsh]

Can't you buy bt on ref for that gun

Or prapor?

[soft coral]

zubilo is lv 4 prapor

just aim head

I mean the other quests that I have to do aren't even hard so for now we go nothing but streets

@stark torrent

[lethal vault]

Shhhhhh

[soft coral]

https://youtu.be/tibL9Eh8Mic?si=ggTZ_tDoPdbUYZ5Z @stark torrent

this is cinema

[stark torrent]

shit game, we have to learn body bending now

Yoga Skill incoming

[soft coral]

or just aim head

[stark torrent]

it's that easy go finish ur sbih then

[soft coral]

sbih I don't mind but how do they introduce the same bug again

that's madness

[stark torrent]

actually funny

[soft coral]

its sad

and best of all it registers as a double hit

like when you get ammo used 5 hit count 7

arm gets damaged

arm doesn't get blacked
whole body takes dmg instead

??????

[stark torrent]

everyone : pls remove neck hitbox it creates too much RNG in gunfights

BSG :

[soft coral]

they implement a bug which takes them so long to fix

then they fix it and introduce double dmg bug

then they fix that and introduce the same bug again from before

its actually so obvious how none of the retarded russian coders know what they are doing

typical russian devs

[stark torrent]

yeah so basically the old canted copium strat is back and stronger than ever now

back in the day people used to do this with faceshields to tank faceshots glad to see now your arm basically absorbs nukes as well

10 hits with sp6 without any armor we did it , we discovered the god mode glitch

[soft coral]

no wonder that pistol guy didn't die iedy

rn its either leg meta or headshots

[stark torrent]

yeah literally , you can see that happening

[soft coral]

Simply fuck this game

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral @stark torrent @memeg

@compact knoll

for a crumb of fuel

16 PRIVATE MILITARY CONTRACTORS

FOR A SMALL FUELIUM CANISTER

[soft coral]

weekly?

[ancient marsh]

no

[soft coral]

just reroll bro

and get a find and transfer

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

issue with test drive 2 is I don't know any of the streets spawns

which is fun

What I can do is do that shit on night time and just camp in a building like a bitch

@stark torrent

we won

I get the latest shift with the least amount of calls

I'm barely gonna work

[stark torrent]

@ancient marsh

Steam Release my cock

[ancient marsh]

Who cares about a steam release?

What does it do

Unironically

[hallow stream]

[ancient marsh]

Does it make the game cheaper?

[hallow stream]

it steals 30% of nikitas money

[ancient marsh]

So less tax or sth

I dont get it

[hallow stream]

and yea it would make the game cheaper

but theres 100% going to be no steam release

[ancient marsh]

Oh nice

[hallow stream]

oh it also means

NOT DOG SHIT SERVERS

if he uses the steam servers

instead of the 70 year old soviet servers hes been using for the past 7 years

[ancient marsh]

Generally if I own tarkov and they release on steam am I gonna own it on steam?

Or do I gotta rebuy

[hallow stream]

they need to give you a code

through the site

or like email you

[ancient marsh]

Ah sounds simple enough

[hallow stream]

yea it is simple but then consider that tarkov support currently takes like

3 days to respond on the site

cus theres 2 random indians working from their basement with a 7 kbps connection as the support team

[soft coral]

there won't be steam release they actually have to pay steam

and we can't have that

they barely pay their employees

[hallow stream]

yea that is exactly what Im thinking

nikita is too greedy

died on gz but got out with gpu

profit.

also need more of the revolving shotgun in my inventory sniped some fucker with a express shell from the machine gun room all the way down at the bus near nakatani

he died from 1 chest shot

[soft coral]

Live?

[hallow stream]

nein

the hardcore bullshit im doing on spt with maxed out bots

sadly after that I got rushed by 4 pmcs

[soft coral]

boring

[fast garden]

i refuse to believe this ever happens

[hallow stream]

APS pistol my beloved

head taps are so easy

[soft coral]

russian blicky

[fast garden]

i love that stupid thing

[soft coral]

the russians did it first

The first drive-bys

[fast garden]

with the wood stock and everything

[soft coral]

I'm just stating the facts

[hallow stream]

its probably in my top 10 favorite pistols of all time

[fast garden]

i want the zastava in live

the one in the sp mod

[soft coral]

@fast garden

AYO PULL UP

[fast garden]

holy shit

that thing is a drive by gun if ive ever seen one

[hallow stream]

made 3 kits off a raid cus of the aps

3 kits 1 raid

[soft coral]

bulgarian made

[hallow stream]

lost my propital though

[hallow stream]

it looks so dumb with the supressor

[soft coral]

yes arsenal

[hallow stream]

if it was in tark the supressor would extend the gun by 3 slots

[soft coral]

thats exactly what I'm shopping for

a fuckign 23x152mm cannon

the fact that they have that on their website

[fast garden]

i love arms companies

[hallow stream]

get 2 of them

[fast garden]

is the sp mod the zastava m76?

[soft coral]

sheesh

[hallow stream]

1 propital

[soft coral]

craft them idiot

[hallow stream]

im lvl 3

[soft coral]

skill issue

[hallow stream]

dingus

[soft coral]

why aren't you lv 69 3 days into wipe

shameless

[fast garden]

ok i was wrong its not a zastava, i think

[hallow stream]

yrou mother ivan

[fast garden]

I WANT IT IN LIVE

[soft coral]

lizi mi muda

[hallow stream]

jedi govna

[soft coral]

jebi ovna

[hallow stream]

it'd take them like 8 months to implement

in live

like unironically

and the model would still look worse

[soft coral]

8 months? thats too little

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

at least 3 years

[fast garden]

cmon man you know guns are the only thing they do well

[hallow stream]

yea and it takes them 8 fucking months

the mod probably took like a month max

[fast garden]

[hallow stream]

the stash has never looked more shit

vodka sells for 9000 rouble but theres a barter for a scope that sells for 50k

jackpot

oh wait you need 2

[fast garden]

get this 4 year old picture away from me

festering rot stash

[hallow stream]

still worth it

2 again

motherfucker

[soft coral]

https://play.spotify.com/track/6ENqCGV98mKC65yEsBW6TS?si=85f8cfaabd1344de

@hallow stream national anthem

[hallow stream]

still have so much tasks to do on gz

the regrets of being a retard and making the game as hard as possible for myself

time for kingdom cum deliverance 2

actual good game

[fast garden]

time for destiny 2

actual mid game

[hallow stream]

I will pray for you, you poor poor soul.

[fast garden]

i like to clock in for my stay in purgatory

ive been playing this and balatro

[soft coral]

temu warframe

or the other way around

[fast garden]

depends on who you ask

[fast garden]

i actually didnt know about that

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hop on streets after work?

[stark torrent]

idk depends if i feel it

[soft coral]

so no

[stark torrent]

imma go customs for test drive 6 and other shitty end quests then i guess i will do ughhh

killa

[soft coral]

I need sbih on streets and test drive 2

[ancient marsh]

wait

wait

the fucking velociraptor

you need to unlock it to do part 6 test drive that's required for kappa

[stark torrent]

its on flea

[soft coral]

the uzi and velociraptor are legit the easiest test drives

thats why for some reason they put them last

[ancient marsh]

wait rly

[stark torrent]

Velociraptor is unlocked after one of the BTR quests

[ancient marsh]

how much

[stark torrent]

So RETARDED

[stark torrent]

150k ish

[ancient marsh]

yep

you need to carry the fucking tank bat to the btr before unlocking it

[stark torrent]

trash fucking quest

nobody wants to do this cringe shit

[soft coral]

Fk the btr

lightkeeper but worse

[stark torrent]

Ughhhh first quest , easy

2nd quest go kill 5 scavs on woods then transit and kill 5 on reserve

yeah u lost me at transit mate fawk off

wedonutcare

[soft coral]

SHIT QUESTS EITEHR WAYYYYYYYYYYY

it doesnt fucking matter

both "traders" are ass

and one isn't a trader

[stark torrent]

none are

[soft coral]

[stark torrent]

you dont buy items from them

they unlock items for other traders

[soft coral]

true actually

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

well for one I will not have fun doing TD 2 or td 3

but the good news is that a lot of people play streets

[fast garden]

man they were like 60k when i was still playing

guess everyone is getting to test drive that needs it

i lugged the battery so

[soft coral]

so sad I'm barely getting to td2

cringe

I mean the other shit is ez better to do this now

[stark torrent]

i hear 2 sprinting steps, bro was already inside my soul

ok

OcCluSioN ZoNE

nvm a smelly cocksucker bro probably knows every pixel

[ancient marsh]

more like conclusion zone

in conclusion, game is dogshit

[soft coral]

the bus tech

bro is bussing

[ancient marsh]

why are you bussed tf up

[soft coral]

MANNNNNNNNNNNN

i dont wanna to TD2

20 fucking kills mate

I'm so considering going into streets while at work with no headphones and just shooting whatever I see

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-flash-cat-betterttv-gif-10690574645280585754

[ancient marsh]

cleanup isle - my pants! type hideout

[stark torrent]

mates this is a no trespass zone

[vivid dawn]

Stop cumming in your hideout

[ancient marsh]

130 ping foreign terrorist camping poor timbos

brother

pls tell me it's a scav

[stark torrent]

Setup enjoyer

[soft coral]

doing setup this late

should be a crime

ooushka

that customs fps

oh wait

I can scav streets and go to kaban

[soft coral]

matching to scav streets
game kicks me out as if I've pressed back
what in gods name

I'm WITH MY BOYS

ayyy

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Fixed

What? Even they dont know

[soft coral]

real

free defender armor god bless

I need to start getting my pmcs armors and kits from these guys

why buy bagari when I can go scav and loot a fucking defender an AK with BP bullets and a fucking maska off the guy

jesus fuck this game is so unbalaned

[soft coral]

can't walk on the fucking sidewalk infront of lexos the hell

I thought the minesare only inside

[red timber]

how y'all faring on eft

[soft coral]

fk this game

[red timber]

lol why

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

bro said why

[stark torrent]

almost got kappa , devs cant seem to fix critical bugs

[soft coral]

for 3 extra slots kappa kind of isn't worth the nerve loss

[red timber]

well i remember it used to be an achievement rather than extra slots

not anymore prob

[soft coral]

kappa container is legit extra slots from gamma

the fk

[red timber]

i only got standart so it might be something worh doing if i was committed to this game

which im not kek

just reinstalling to check the perf

not hopeful or anything just curious

[stark torrent]

overall is worse

[red timber]

eh devs shoulda studied unity more

i seen people shitting on unity for being too unstable and such

granted nothing is perfect but srsly this is more on devs building a game on quicksand

@stark torrent u remember arena breakout was gon be replacing tarkov n such ?

[soft coral]

LOL

@stark torrent

who needs to kill kaban

[stark torrent]

yeah , but its a chinese copy paste so ofc it failed, they already have csgo knives and shit

• the economy of the game is terrible