💣tarkov-released

[soft coral]

gonna try out the t-5000

yoo

nice

t-5000 needs more moddability

4/5 on shoreline

[ancient marsh]

it's kinda outclassed by other bolties

sure you have a clear sight picture when cycling but

it's way too fucking heavy man

it's like almost 7 kilo with no mods

[soft coral]

domed a kid

that means it works

we do not care

he had mp18 what a guy

and he killed a dvl dude

NA

[little flame]

E

W

[little flame]

Just cheapest from jaeger early

Like 76k

[little flame]

Did u get 5/5?

[soft coral]

sadly no

[little flame]

Saad

[soft coral]

heard shots at pier went there nobody

[little flame]

Lets play later

[soft coral]

then I meet 2 dead pmcs close to tunnel

[little flame]

Rip

[soft coral]

one fully kitted and one pmc right inside the tunnel extract

wtf happened this raid

[little flame]

Not looted?

[soft coral]

this guy in the clip fought some DVL dude that I saw but thought its a scav

[little flame]

Were they not looted lol

[soft coral]

they werent

[little flame]

Lol wtf

[soft coral]

this fucker completely naked mp18

[little flame]

Killed eachother mby

Died from bleeds ig

[soft coral]

saw him run behind the signal tower

stalker him for a while

he then saw me but missed 3 times

[little flame]

Stalker????

?!?!

[soft coral]

REFERENCE
OMG

SKIVV

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

Stalker

[soft coral]

thansk for the free kits?

[little flame]

Niice

[soft coral]

wtf happened this raid

[little flame]

Free sbih dvl

[soft coral]

frfr

[little flame]

It was a delivery for u

They left it there just for u

Trust

[soft coral]

with such a tx15

you deserve to die and not get looted

btw all the tags were unlooted too

[little flame]

Lol

Who runs tx

[soft coral]

@little flame

there was a fucking DVL guy who spawned road to customs and I never saw him

Mp18 guy dukes it out with him and kills him , then I kill mp18 dude

lv26 died by farmacevt

sanitar guard>?

and lv14 died by a pmc

with a saiga 9

what in the fuck

I EVEN SCOPED IN ON THE DVL GUY

FUCKING FOG

[ancient marsh]

Jaeger doesn't sell the t5000 bruv

And it was like 150 k early wipe cause of a new gunsmith

[soft coral]

if you want to minmax stats use m700

one raid I want to use m700 the other dvl the next gornostay

if you have the patience and you dont fight people in CQB with a bolty all 3 are nice

in the end all that matters , is the bravo 4 scope

[little flame]

are u dumb

[soft coral]

after 12 minutes

I was able to find a scav reserve raid

holy..shit

[little flame]

"dont scav reserve" - ivan

[little flame]

oh sorry im retarded

meant sv-98 with the cool stock

i like running it

[ancient marsh]

[little flame]

my bad

[stark torrent]

New Event : Raider Gay Sex on Labs

[little flame]

finally

pog

oops

i shouldn't of said that

rip my clean logs

[soft coral]

I need impact nades bro

and this map has the highest concentration of nade boxes

a little more

and we will have 50% sbih

[soft coral]

@little flame When can you hop on?

1 night raid to chill and get sniper scavs and hopefully 1 more dingus with a boltie so we're finished with snoreline

shooter born done

lv 9 :(

[soft coral]

spawn path to lighthouse
someone spawns in front of me

ooookayyy

[autumn estuary]

Peak game design

[soft coral]

I mean

not my problem

as I spawn in I go on this rock and I see the door to the house open

well well well

42% its beautiful

[little flame]

where u gotta go

im on tarkov rn

idk for how long tho

[soft coral]

and I'm at work

I end work at 10:30 @little flame

[ancient marsh]

https://x.com/tarkov/status/1891497832982753315?s=46

Escape from Tarkov (@tarkov) on X

Big news for LATAM players! Starting February 26, we're rolling out regional pricing for #EscapefromTarkov and #TarkovArena, making our games more accessible to the LATAM community. Prices have been adjusted to match regional standards, plus, LATAM servers have been optimized for

X · Feb 17, 2025, 2:40 PM

DONALD TRUMP

PLEASE SAVE ME FROM MEXICAN HACKERS DONALD TRUMP

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

[fast garden]

latam accounts prob wont be region locked like rus

[soft coral]

how is running solo raids so chill and so boring at the same time

[fast garden]

so easier to justify for some people to cheat on

awesome

[soft coral]

bro fk rerolling dailies

[hallow stream]

you get regional prices
but you have to pay 50 dollars tax

off to streets of tarkov with me

send help

[hallow stream]

this scav AI sounds like its down a corridor

fucker trapped himself behind a glass fucking door

and was walking in place for like 10 minutes

[soft coral]

this questline is so dumb

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hop on to complete dragnet

so we get it out of the way

[stark torrent]

nah cant be fucked

[soft coral]

can't be what

siiiiir

Surely tagilla will spawn with his unique rig

nah its ok actually

I will die by a wallhacker

thanks

wasted a perferctly good sacarh kit

love it

ye ye bro

with that mpx

I'm sure

insta 1 tap in the head with a left hand peek

only players with 1.3k hours can pull off such feats ty so much

Love it

why are there people even on night raids bruh what are we doing

god bless his cocksucking mother

no tagilla ofc

why would the boss spawn

[soft coral]

3 times in a row fucker doesn't spawn

20% MY ASS

eeeh

my bad I guess

what in the actual fuck

[ember shuttle]

20% doesnt mean it spawns in 20% of the raids

it means hes sapawning in 20% of servers

[soft coral]

Will do 1/2 more hope I see him

nope

didnt spawn

god bless

not looking for him anymore

fk this shit bro

[ancient marsh]

false bud

not a single piece of evidence ever produced for the "bosses spawn on certain servers"

[frosty basalt]

“False bud 🤓 ☝🏻”

[ancient marsh]

?

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/chad-gif-25402946

[stark torrent]

that is true , even tho sometimes it feels like it

no proof so far its 20% of the servers

chances are too low anyway

i did 6 woods raids back to back , no shturman yesterday

waste of time

[ancient marsh]

Bro in that time you could have restarted the game between every raid to swap servers and done 3 raids instead

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/straight-face-not-funny-didn't-laugh-not-funny-eminem-gif-16233262439972971032

[granite coral]

o_ron_ymous (o_ron_ymous) has been banned for reason: Scam link

[ember shuttle]

i feel like iv hjeard so many people say this

[ancient marsh]

And they are wrong

If it was true it would have been tested and proven insanely fast

We had two bugs with armor tested this month with gigabeef

First is plates taking zero DMG when bullet goes thru arms

and second is throat hitbox overlapping with chest so you receive 2x DMG sometimes and get instakilled

Occam's razor: the simplest explanation is usually the one closest to the truth

Why would bsg make an elaborate system of rotating boss servers when they could just make a flat chance of spawning when raid starts

[hallow stream]

Tbh i can see bsg fucking up simple code

[ancient marsh]

People just get frustrated with not getting the boss in many raids back to back so they make up a theory on how to take control of their spawns, like gamblers trying to predict roulette numbers

[hallow stream]

And instead of them spawning 20% of the time they are just in 20% of the servers

[ancient marsh]

Bro how would that fucking code even look like

[stark torrent]

Nah i dont think so

[ancient marsh]

Like

[stark torrent]

20% is just too low

Thats that

[hallow stream]

I dont know
Bsg doesnt know either

[ancient marsh]

When server spawn
Roll from 0-100
If number less than 21
Spawn boss

If greater, spawn a pack of scavs

[stark torrent]

Boss doesnt spawn because the % is still too low and i guess ppl do not spam 10 raids over and over

Many give up

[ancient marsh]

Thats probably how it works if I had to bet

[ancient marsh]

Glorious doing like 3 straight days of killa at 5%

Surely if he server swapped more

[stark torrent]

At least bro ia getting paid

[ancient marsh]

Each raid with no boss, a hair follicle dies

Glorious used to have hair like 3 years ago

[stark torrent]

Landmark was also skinny 3 years ago

[ancient marsh]

Each raid with no boss - 1mg of trenbolone acetate is injected

Every death to cheater = 1 nanometer to skull thickness

Brother was skullmaxxing in the gym

[stark torrent]

Like even his voice changed

Prob changed his mic but still

Bro got second puberty from Tarkov

[ancient marsh]

Doing samples IRL

[little flame]

tarkov time

[little flame]

decent

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/E46UsBfqqEc?si=zf1l5YNIoiAjIKMR

bros screaming is louder than the hiroshima bomb

[hallow stream]

[soft coral]

Funny thing is he lives with his family

[little flame]

woods is goated

damn

[soft coral]

Told you bruh

Need 1 more sniper to complete tarky shooter fk

[lyric cairn]

[soft coral]

and then we have the last 2 left thankfully

[lyric cairn]

Someone mentioned woods

[soft coral]

• dragnet completed

so we're soon gonna be in the low 30s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uaBg5A8enaI

the amount of paid actors

is crazy

[hallow stream]

how is he still alive

[soft coral]

idk

Kinda funny how shoreline Sbih didn't take me many raids at all while lighthouse was a total fucking slog

I have the spawns on shoreline to thank for that

lighthouse spawns are bullshit yes but people can camp them so you die easily
on shoreline , none of that
spawn blue fence run up the hilland you can see into like 5 different spawns

[soft coral]

scav case done time to farm moonshine gamba

[hallow stream]

time to run some fucking woods

i need looteth and maney

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/92Tk350H5xY?si=0-uWaEz_ADk4srxN @hallow stream

another banger

[hallow stream]

i fucking hate woods

[hallow stream]

dude my friends profile which is all witcher on steam

I click it and the first thing I see

porn game

literal flashbang

found armor and a helmet on woods

thats a whole kit

hes ready to die in factory after using transit

[soft coral]

where ears dumbass

[hallow stream]

i went in naked

I found it all in raid

MAKAROV

WITH 3 BULLETS

HOLY SHIT

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBKYI3-3lMg
me , thee , memeg and iedy everytime we go in raid (we're all gonna die from the rat in the corner)

[hallow stream]

IM OUT

I GOT A KILL

WITH 1 BULLET EASY HEADSHOT

GG

I KILLED MYSELF

[soft coral]

he broke the timeline

[hallow stream]

huge 2nd raid

1st one I did on streets I died trying to bait a fucking pmc that got stuck behind a door

[soft coral]

insane profit

[hallow stream]

this vest is strong

lets go

everything else is lvl 3

[soft coral]

ah yes

class 8

[pallid nimbus]

level 8

[hallow stream]

lvl 5 helmet doe

[soft coral]

god bless spt

[hallow stream]

the mod im using upgrades all armor by 1 tier but also upgrades all ammo

[soft coral]

I forgot bro was playing spt

[pallid nimbus]

nothing wrong with spt

[hallow stream]

heres another cursed thing for you

[soft coral]

Kill yourself

[hallow stream]

I use my own preset for everything

I basically made the game cancer for myself

[soft coral]

majmun

[pallid nimbus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hypnosis-mkultra-mind-control-gif-13434861076506246835

[hallow stream]

mrk milojke

[ancient marsh]

killa is King Von of tarkov

[soft coral]

popusi mi kurac debil @hallow stream

[ancient marsh]

how the green ceramic armor feels when an AI scav is wearing it

[hallow stream]

pretty true

[hallow stream]

you have nice day too

[soft coral]

ty men

[hallow stream]

wondering if its cheaper to rock the shotgun or the makarov

makarov cheaper but less kill and I have to repair both it and the shotgun anyways

hell on earth

i only have 50k

oh wait makarov in full condition

[ancient marsh]

shotgun

[soft coral]

fk korund

[hallow stream]

When i get back home hopefully i am able to get few more kills and go ground zero, finish all my tasks and get a secure container via craft

[soft coral]

I just craft bagaris all day

[hallow stream]

First i need workshop

[soft coral]

plus nobody takes them because theyre so big

[hallow stream]

Yea im using it cus for gz its way better

[ancient marsh]

dont tell him it's the same armor

[hallow stream]

Maybe i can get 2 side plates and slide them in the armored vest i have

And just be juggernaut

[soft coral]

fam I know it is

[stark torrent]

bagary has 3 soft but no neck

korund has 2 soft but neck

so not the same armor

[ancient marsh]

wedonotcare

samearmor

[soft coral]

I prefer bagari over korund and a rig

[ancient marsh]

🖐️

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

most people don't take em

plus you get crafting exp

more levels = craft them faster

and also bagari has a ton of slots

[autumn estuary]

Bagary is pretty neat.

I like them on live,

[native crypt]

that and the steel plates that are in them repair really good

[soft coral]

@stark torrent hop on

I hate the fact that I have to gear up with a kit only to go and kill 1 sniper scav

Will go shoreline kill the scav and ditch my kit and go die or something

[soft coral]

yay done

[fast garden]

Bagariy is 40k cheaper for better soft armor and being a fucking massive rig

We do not care about neck armor anymore

Lvl 3 soft armor is huge

[soft coral]

time to hit up decontamination and peacekeeping

[native crypt]

ikr bagariy and avs are great for reserve to

[soft coral]

iedy still not hopping on he questing solo

this mf

[fast garden]

Only reason I don’t use AVS is no side plates

[stark torrent]

i have nothing to do on interchange

[soft coral]

ok

but you have other maps?

the fk

[stark torrent]

i might just try to do streets idk

[soft coral]

bro acting like I dont have 300 maps to do

[stark torrent]

eh why not 2 sec lemme finish repairing guns

[soft coral]

WE HAVE THE SAME SHIT

we're playing the same game

[soft coral]

we have shit there too , peacekeeping and whatnot

Sbih

[soft coral]

NEW BUG FOUND

somehow sprinting and doing drop backpack keybinds bugs it out

and you cannot drop it and you get busy hands

oh

I left the raid with no backpack

@fast garden @hallow stream and another one

opachki

the shot on the bridge is like the prophecy

you go down that bridge someone will shoot you from somewhere

[soft coral]

I'll be honest

sbih so far wasn't even difficult to pull off

Most of the kills were either off spawn or lucky headshots or pure skill

@fast garden @stark torrent @autumn estuary @hallow stream

Right as he was crouching

the right man in the wrong place

MR FREEMAN

[autumn estuary]

poor bastard.

[soft coral]

and best of all

he had a friend which I didn't see

he was in the bush behind that guard booth or whatever

he stood there

for a solid 10 minutes

and didn't move an inch

we go there we started getting shot at from god knows where

and iedy saw him in the bush

CINEMA

[hallow stream]

2nd shot is pretty nice

[soft coral]

the guy in the bridge?

[hallow stream]

That bridge kill good too

[soft coral]

tyty

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

@soft coral

[soft coral]

?

Wut>

I'm at work mate , what you need

[little flame]

oh sorry

forgot to post the image

[soft coral]

eh

[soft coral]

iedys fps on streets

[stark torrent]

complete utter shit of a map

[soft coral]

enjoy doing sbih

❤️

[little flame]

holdup

is he cheating

[soft coral]

fucking rfb ew

[little flame]

stfu

[soft coral]

hihi

[little flame]

sheeee

sh

sheesh

[soft coral]

ye right

[soft coral]

@stark torrent give me like 45 mins I come we can hop on

if youre still gonna be on idk

@little flame found it

[hallow stream]

each time I used the ks23 this wipe

on live

it felt like shit

is it skill issue or did they nerf it

or well did they nerf the boolets

[soft coral]

last charisma level yay

time to farm for 10/10

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-after-all-these-years-finally-i-have-them-all-disney-gif-2624228875844465926

@autumn estuary @fast garden @compact knoll @little flame @hallow stream

[stark torrent]

who the fuck is kaatapolht

[soft coral]

some random silly little guy

[little flame]

ew

[soft coral]

and now

35 to go

some of them are nearly finished such as charisma and stress resistance and crisis

[native crypt]

they played with how moa works on all shotguns

universally less accurate at range now

[hallow stream]

we need a peanut for peanut man

as next streamer item

and its just a note that says Autism: Positive

[soft coral]

it needs to say: HOORAY HOORAY

[hallow stream]

[autumn estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-infinity-gauntlet-thanos-full-power-gif-13701353

[soft coral]

yes

normal players use this scope

on interchange as well

go interchange
die first raid

and THIS was our clue to end it

Fuck this game

[frosty basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ouroboros-uroboros-cat-eat-tail-cat-eating-tail-gif-11106158046940449787

[ancient marsh]

2k per slot aah backpack

[little flame]

Idgaf

[stark torrent]

we died to a camper in theater anyway, 5200 hours , tracksuit , bro sat there for 35 minutes in spawn

[ancient marsh]

based

[stark torrent]

you move you absolutely die best map and game in the game

[ancient marsh]

waiting for player scavs for that quest

gerndarmerie iirc

[stark torrent]

he did shooter born on alle lmao

[ancient marsh]

you need to kill shit in the theater

[stark torrent]

bro was waiting for 40 minutes to get that sbih

truly based

[soft coral]

like that one timmy with the pistol on customs after I stapled his friends head to the traincar

[stark torrent]

simply stand still

the worse that could happen is you die anyway

[hallow stream]

fucking scumbag

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-3417245934051922481

"Someone has approached my theater, finally after 40 minutes of jorking my peenits"

[soft coral]

God bless I wasn't in that raid

otherwise iedy would learn some new Bulgarian words

[stark torrent]

literally

thats why u dont forget green flare

bagamias pula

[soft coral]

@stark torrent I go buy 2 monster

we're prepared

mashallah

[soft coral]

Bro kys

[soft coral]

I wonder how the sv98 will feel for sbih

velocity seems slow

hm

About to pull out the thermal on interchange

(I'm about to die to a cheater)

@stark torrent watchu need to do?

hop on

[stark torrent]

a bit later gotta do some stuff first

[soft coral]

Right

oke

I mean thermal isn't bad I just have to rush a spawn and hope someone is infront of me god bless

if not I camp in the towers

nvm can't even find a match

[stark torrent]

NA is dead right now it's like barely morning

And work day

[soft coral]

true

maybe I go back to EU

but then I will run into the funny green skeleton man

or I Will run into a guy who knows every pixel peek

and kill me from spawn across the map

[soft coral]

died

rip thermal

the guy waited for me

ok gg

[hallow stream]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1isoj5o/video_i_dont_know_what_to_say/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

[soft coral]

another thermal we try again

[hallow stream]

LOOK AT THIS SHIT

[soft coral]

that was a cool raid

the guy

knew where I would come from

and was aiming exactly at me

thats a bit sus

yep

first cheater

First raid

not bad

night time

pitch black

mosin

🙂

welcome to eu

where literally everyone is a fucking closet cheater

WHAT A FUN RAIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I"M HAVING SO MUCH FUN

GETTING CHEATED ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

@hallow stream @stark torrent

LOOOK

WHY IS HE LOOKING TOWARDS ME

I shot you with a dvl

from 300 meters away

HOW CAN YOU KNOW

well he can't a normal player cannot know

pitch black looking DIRECTLY

AT ME

attempt #2

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-carrey-chat-customer-service-typing-coffee-gif-10140422

[soft coral]

Yes xal

yes

its fine we got 44 mil I can burn money on as many thermals as I want

[hallow stream]

ur like a cigarate addict or alcoholic who quit then came back and is having a bad time with it but can't stop

[soft coral]

its 1 raid

[hallow stream]

but yea thats def his cheats going off

[soft coral]

its the way you die

that pisses me off

[hallow stream]

his cheats said

"UR BEING FUCKING SCOPED IN ON"

[soft coral]

I spawned outside highway

[hallow stream]

PRESS NUMLOCK 1

[soft coral]

he spawned near railway

[hallow stream]

AUTO LOCK ONTO HIS HEAD

GG

DEAD

[soft coral]

saw him

shot him once and missed

he went behind contstruction and sat there

HE DID NOT MOVE

[ancient marsh]

1st raid
types out novel

[soft coral]

what kind of player

[ancient marsh]

many such cases

[soft coral]

Yes

you done?

at least with a thermal I can see something on this god forsaken map

and no way I'm going inside

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

you done?

[hallow stream]

cockrider is never done

[soft coral]

I can tell

[hallow stream]

time to run gz with a shotgun

I win theseeeee

[ancient marsh]

not even a sight?

oh no

[hallow stream]

It seems it is a mistake to have cheater AI on

I peaked for 0.2 seconds and headshot traded a guy

and we both died

this retard is going to go woods and kill scavs and get gear and get out

surely

[soft coral]

saw a guy off spawn

he dissapears

ok

Legit the easiest way of getting shooter borns on this god forsaken map is off spawn

you dont see someone just reset cuz going inside is the 10th circle of hell

[hallow stream]

I got headshot across the map by sniper scav

yea I think I want to nerf the presets

THIS FUCKER HAS WHOLE MAP RANGE

[soft coral]

dude the base game snipers are too much

and you increase their range?

[hallow stream]

i set all the shit to hardest and then modified it as I went

but yea this is the first time sniper scav just

RAILED ME

from unholy gods away

I heard the gunshot and 2 seconds later im dead head eyes

im restarting this run

shits fucked

and playing with no secure container sucks too

[soft coral]

are you even playing the game dude

or just sitting in preset screen all day?

[hallow stream]

yea I play

except now Im gonna prog

like super fast

try harding to lvl 20 in 2 days

1st raid on woods already spawned at outskirts yea this raids fucked

transit save me transit

[stark torrent]

real

[untold harness]

Thats where one of the best sniping spots is

[little flame]

cultist circle sadge

[hallow stream]

Got out with some good shit while on 168 hp no meds

We gamin

Also found a crate on woods which had both a tank bat and a car bat

[soft coral]

1/5 sbih on GZ

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

almost took iedys head off

cuz I misunderstood where he was

he was 1 pixel away from his head being stapled to the wall

spawn in GZ
my character is bugged and moving constantly backwards

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[soft coral]

spawn south side
run outside
iedy drops dead

[untold harness]

Classic tarkov spawns

[soft coral]

Sit all raid

to camp a guy with a m4 doing blueberry

he goes flare extract

I will....

flare all over

[soft coral]

slowly but surely

Tarkov shooter 7 done

[soft coral]

1/5 for sbih on intershit mashallah

nearly 300

So this guy for context spawned right right next to us or at the scav checkpoint in the highway

he shot us

we ran away

we sat on the highway for 10 minutes straight
went to tower and sat for another 3 minues

and the guy was still there

[winged mica]

Tarkov workout music mix to be able to run with Tank Battery

[soft coral]

What

[winged mica]

Music Mix for Workout to train you to be able to run with Tank Battery

[soft coral]

Right

[winged mica]

Be able to sprint with Tank Battery imo is a W

[little flame]

who ru bruh

[soft coral]

It's maid

[little flame]

im actually gonna snap

[soft coral]

what happened

[little flame]

was fucking scoping out shturman

and this retard comes behind me somehow

i wanna say some shit that would get me banned in 2 seconds

but i wont

this games so fucking bad bro

no footsteps

wowie

[stark torrent]

come alle

we go cringe together

[brittle sinew]

Almost a decade later and the audio is still shit 🙏

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew @little flame @winged mica @compact knoll @hallow stream

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

Na players need to be studied or something idk

@little flame Come real quick for1 factory I need to cheese tarky shooter 8

nvm

[hallow stream]

you literally executed him

this video is against the rules

its NSFW execution

live leak video in tarkov chat

[soft coral]

go to complete tarkov shooter 8
iedy spawns with another guy
1 taps him with a deagle
lv47 with a shotgun

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @little flame

[soft coral]

stapled his head 3 halls down

Tarkov shooter 8 done

wet job 6 done

well well well

[hallow stream]

time to camp woods for 8 hours

[soft coral]

Raids are so cooked on NA me and iedy legit lost our minds the final 2/3 hours

[soft coral]

Huge progress today im happy

[hallow stream]

id kill that cat for the gpus

[soft coral]

YOOOO

SIRRR

[odd topaz]

Has anyone here used Grok's modlist for SPT?

[soft coral]

no

[odd topaz]

[hallow stream]

not a bad first raid?

didn't share this after i got out so im doing so now

oi kurwa 100k

lets go

APS carry me APS

[hallow stream]

there was indeed a full squad of 6 and after killing 3, the 3 others were just sitting in a corner and lit my ass up as soon as I got into LOS

[soft coral]

scav aah loot

[hallow stream]

yea I literally killed 3 scavs that raid

2 of them being murdered by a impact grenade I found

then I walked to northern roadblock I think its called on woods while having only 160 hp

[soft coral]

ay ay ay

[pallid nimbus]

what ya'll think about... SPT

[soft coral]

it exists

this channel is mostly populated by like 10 people

of which like 3/4 play live tarkov

[stark torrent]

better than PvE

[pallid nimbus]

True

[soft coral]

this honestly

regular PVE sucks balls

[stark torrent]

but i play Tarkov for the live feel , otherwise i'd rather play GAMMA or smth else idk

[hallow stream]

i was playing live until like

2 weeks ago now?

idk

3 weeks

[stark torrent]

Ivan tommorow White Monster in fridge

[soft coral]

no way

[pallid nimbus]

I like it purely because its modabble, you can have super-hard bots with mods like SAIN, and its kinda fun without the cheaters, flee market goons and the fact you can customise alot of things

[soft coral]

I also have one

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-parasyte-hold-up-gif-6616384397279042321

[hallow stream]

im willingly torturing myself

with mega cracked bots

[pallid nimbus]

everything maxxed out on SAIN

[soft coral]

they still ain't got shit on gamma a.i though

[pallid nimbus]

gamma ai is blind ngl

[soft coral]

I'm joking

[pallid nimbus]

I snuck up behind a bandit while the room was literally bright as fuck

brother shoulda saw my shadow

regardless, SPT is a good alternative to PVE

or a replacement idk

[hallow stream]

ive gotten jump peaked by what the game considers "player scavs" at least 4 times

per raid

[soft coral]

youre lucky you haven't gotten jumped by reserve Pscavs

[hallow stream]

bro im telling u small maps like reserve and gz and factory and shit

its so cancer to do in SPT

cus all the AI locks in and plays like chads

they just do goofy insane shit

once I got grenaded from like med tent while at office on fact

[soft coral]

at this point

this isn't "fun"

Not even remotely

[brittle sinew]

Which AI mod bro

[hallow stream]

SAIN

just cranked to the max

[brittle sinew]

Yeah they are insain at that level

[hallow stream]

I just heard a voice line and saw a grenade flying to me and next second I was dead

if i reacted faster i wouldve been out the blast radius

the general direction i heard the voice line from was med tent, he couldve been like at the upper area on the stupid ass staircase for all i know

but ye since then I tweaked the nades

[winged mica]

I swear 80% of PvP on Reserve happened here

[brittle sinew]

Reserve?

[winged mica]

Custom

I was thinkig Custom idk why did I type Reserve

Sleep deprivation really retarding my head

[little flame]

[ancient marsh]

OFFICIAL PESTILY SERVER @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden @stark torrent

POSTED SEVEN FUCKING HOURS AGO

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

straight out the fridge

we won

WE"RE FUELEDDDDDDDDDDDD

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[little flame]

SURELY

[soft coral]

[little flame]

ah yes

a

[soft coral]

where you meeting these people

[soft coral]

no

I am not doing this

[soft coral]

@little flame @stark torrent

https://tenor.com/view/gravity-falls-grunkle-stan-after-all-these-years-finally-i-have-them-all-disney-gif-2624228875844465926

[little flame]

Woods

:)

[soft coral]

fair enough

Shoutout to this shit barter

?

oh its that broken quest

[ancient marsh]

fuel

[soft coral]

never buy a razor in my life again

tango the 🐐

[fast garden]

Old event quest reward they never removed

Probably so that tournament accounts can buy them

[little flame]

theres so many fuckinggggggggggggggggg deathmatch botters in cs2

cant even warmup

[little flame]

yuck

[soft coral]

youre yuck

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

hop on iedy

[soft coral]

go woods
empty map

ok

saw a timmy going to old railway but lost him

test drive 1 is pain man

I kill someone oh it was 59.999 meters it doesn't count

[little flame]

nice gun

[stark torrent]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

AWWW MATE

YOU CANT WALK HERE

YOURE TRESSPASSING MATE

[stark torrent]

he was mad

he saw i had his dogtag and he is mad i used the thermal

[compact knoll]

wait didnt we kill him on streets a week back

[stark torrent]

yeah

[soft coral]

Yes

[stark torrent]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2386337746

49:19 timer

[soft coral]

salty boy

OMGGGG

the level of fatherless behavior

[compact knoll]

AHAHAHAHHAH

LMAAOOOO

[little flame]

lmfaoooooo

[soft coral]

Na do be like that

so far

we've killed like more than 5 streamers

Did you get shturman at least? @stark torrent

[stark torrent]

No, he dies instantly the moment raid starts

( i get shit spawns )

[soft coral]

Does he spawn more at least?

on 30%

[stark torrent]

Yeah i had him like 2 out of 3 raids

and ofc it was full of players

[soft coral]

hop on lets hunt him together

[stark torrent]

nah im going to the gym now i think , already got bored of tarkov for now

mb when i get back

[soft coral]

you said you will be on today

and you go solo to hunt shturman

this mf

you're better off hunting him on nigeria servers at night dude

instead of fucking NA

[stark torrent]

yeah i thought about that but eh , matching for 10 minutes is also ass

gets b0ring as i said

[soft coral]

true

but if you want to get him without too much trouble

its worth the wait between raids

cuz you'll be in a raid with what

2/3 other people?

max

For the sake of science I will do exactly that

even better yet they can't aimbot you during night

[fast garden]

lmao swirrly is giggling his ass off

"bros obsessed"

lvl 67 prestige 2

k

[soft coral]

bro is on the game all day and is surprised when he dies

Tarkov no lifers have to be studied like do they think theyre immortal or the only ones in the raid?

[fast garden]

unironically yes

[soft coral]

das crazy

@fast garden

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

Night woods nigeria servers

[fast garden]

bro brought a broadside cannon

[soft coral]

Mi bomboclaat

[soft coral]

I need to finally kill him man he unlocks the fucking axmc once I get him twice

I prefer to run into a cheater on a raid with 2/3 people isntead of a Full NA server where everyone and their mother is rushing sawnmill

I'll even grab sj6 meldo

I got a raid in 2:50

oh no

I'll record this and see if shturmy spawns or if I get domed by a cheater

he didnt spawn

gg

I got maze spawn as well

NAH BRO

no way

I got practically the best spawn and he is nowhere to be found?

ok next one

Woods spawns are something else honestly

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

PLEASE DONALD TRUMP GIVE ME SHTURMAN

[winged verge]

now THAT is a good circle

[soft coral]

it's gonna be an empty raid

I gotta be bugged or something idk

@fast garden @stark torrent DONE

ezzzzzzzzzz

fuck yess

Nigeria is the way man

the lv27 was a prestige 1

with a mp18 and a razor scope

I respect it

I spontaneously combusted @fast garden

Iedy looking for him all day meanwhile it took me 2 raids

[glacial haven]

bro came

[soft coral]

dude you dont wanna know what its like hunting this POS

[glacial haven]

Shturman?

[soft coral]

him

because at this point in the wipe

more than 50% of the players have the quest to hunt him down

either with m700 or regularly

you go woods if he spawns EVERYONE will be in the middle

[glacial haven]

Fair enough, doesn't make it better that he can spawn open enough for cheaters to just one tap him from miles away right after spawning lmao

[soft coral]

exactly

thats the second reason why he is one of the most cancer bosses to hunt down

[glacial haven]

I'll probably give the game another whirl once 1.0 drops

Apparently they want to release it this year but I kinda doubt that since they'll either get rid of everything that was planned for 1.0 or they'll do a Stalker 2 move and just delay it for ages

[soft coral]

they might but

it will just remove beta from the name

after the next wipe

and supposedly 1.0

the game still has YEARS of development and bug fixes to go through

[glacial haven]

And that excludes the performance optimisations

[soft coral]

it does include it

but

they said before

"we want to add content first then bug fixes"

[glacial haven]

Game runs like shit if you don't have hardware from at least 2 years ago and that'll still limit you from playing on Streets from Tarkov

[soft coral]

in other words make the table so its rough around the edges

then polish it

[soft coral]

the performance this wipe

is so bad

and screwed up because of the new unity

we have to use lossless

otherwise we get like 70/80fps on woods

fucking woods

[glacial haven]

lmao

[soft coral]

that map used to run on 110 before

easily

[glacial haven]

There's nothing on that map, quite literally detail-less

[soft coral]

exactly

[glacial haven]

Well, maybe it'll get better, maybe it won't, it's BSG in the end

[soft coral]

I'm happy I got shturman

which puts me officially

at 30

remaining

[glacial haven]

Yeah I doubt I could get enough fun out of the game to actually go through the quests for kappa

[soft coral]