#💣tarkov-released
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@little flame hop on after work?
rn its 6:43 I end work at 10;30
we're either gonna have to do lighthouse or woods

lol
thats fione
fine*
need my last punsiher
MILW - Man I Love Wods
wods
oo yes
hahaahah
Customer starts screaming at me and then the call drops
XD

@little flame
dumb and dumber
with these names

think it is yeah
did alle die?
sus
with the new recoil m4s are a laser
still no m1a kill btw thank you so much
I keep murdering people 10 feet infront of me
I love this shit so much
brother
did u not see my clip
it doesnt matter if it lasers
I did

@fast garden @soft coral https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1inwhfz/someone_explain_what_just_happened_before_i/
yes I love going woods and looting 500 cats
@stark torrent @little flame @fast garden
russian errors are back
its like the alpha days
god bless hideout management
I can only ready like 2 words
@little flame 15 mins and I'm coming hop on
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BRO MRE HAS DFUEL IN IT
BSG LIED
it should give you FIR dfuel when you eat the pack
wtf
when are we getting the mre to dfuel craft
Just let us eat the Dfuel
I HATE LIGHTHOUSE
I HATE LIGHTHOUSE
AAAAA
i still have to go there for punisher AND overpopulation
i will lose it
nvm I dont have the energy for it
I barely want to look at the stash menu
man why does the game get SO fucking stale
Well IRP in Tarkov only has you eating crackers
Same w MRE
Which is kinda sucks, wish they let us chose different meal option in context menu that gives different benefits
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #eft
best worst map ever made
that is one wack ass yellow room
so that was my first 2 labs ive survived. first one i hit black and got the last stim i needed to finish samples. second one i hit yellow and got above. feels good to get that monkey off my back. just gotta work up the nerv to find a far forward and advanced current converter.
PVE or PVP
scrub mode of course
bruuuuuuh today im learning that kollontay's guards can aggro on your scav at the streets mall when you go to check for the rusted key. i have lost so much fucking rep with fence because im getting chased down by his guards and because they follow for so long im thinking they are PMCs
this suuuucks
im just gonna fucking spam factory. on scav. ive lost like an entire day of scaving to kollontay's bullshit
Not wrong
i have dfuel from an mre in my drawer
"wake up honey its time to try and finish punisher 4 again"
huh thats new
Kaban joined USEC PMC
we're so cooked this wipe that getting any of the key cards isn't even exciting
oh cool 250k
wow
I get tripple that on woods
it has toolboxes
thats about it
and jackkets in the village
pig farm is ok but looted most of the time
pier saves are looted majority of the time as well only one that isn't looted is the gas station one
and resort is..well its resort
you need 15 different keys to get the good stuff
complete ass

for 14 hours this is crazy
Loot density
wtf is this

it would be way more pmc if bsg didn't make it complete aids to play pmc
god bless
and yet they still cna't let us choose multiple
probably a nerf
people have been complaining for 3+ wipes now
ever since lighthouse broke scavving
and you could spawn in 5 mins into the raid starting
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so you mean to tell me , someone went into white knight went second floor unlocked the door
and didn't loot a single filing cabined and there was a flashdrive and a intel inside

I love eu
9 mins left
2 timmies in white knighjt
?
LOOOOK
THE STATE OF IT
WHAT IS THIS
I love eu
I love EU so much
wtf is this shit
If Ivan was banned the activity in this chat would drop by 70%
ok
god forbid a man type
why do you care so much anyway
you legit care so much
what I type
Despite taking up 13% of tarkov chat Ivan is responsible for 50% of the posts @fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll
You'd know a lot about crying
Thats how the dead sea began actually
Highest salt content
what exactly do you aim to acomplish by pointing out me venting
like
everyone knows
they dont care
Make fun of you and have a laugh
At your expense

Wow
I exist
sadly
Not all is lost
I have monster energy
True same 
it's ok
@little flame @compact knoll @stark torrent
Lol what
Yes
ngl
I need to switch back to rd instead of mutant
this shit has over 60 ergo
nasty
short barrel mutant is still less
i was here before Ivan bought Tarkov and he was still the yapper

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

you know the game is cooked when you have 30/70 scav ration
At this point make it a feature they spawn 5 minutes in anyway
Fuck this game
Go to lighthouse , scratch my balls in spawn 2 times, 8 playerscavs camp me



same bless
Which is your favourite ma-
W O O D S
DA
ok but anything aside from woo
W O O D S
Are the scav penalities too harsh?
I dont pay attention to Fence standing
Absolute chad response
I see you have loot i kill
Fuck you

WHEN
killed multiple people and NOT ONE of them was over 60
I sold em to the rapist
why
Ye imma be in like 1 hour
ayy
gonna go out a bit
go lidl
the BP bullets for ears 
I'll legit go lidl actually
see what they have
maybe they have a american weekend sale
I buy fried onions
oo

God bless being balkan
The Copium Loadout
Before Nikita was a cuck
You could wear the Skull Mask , Mando mask and glasses over it
Yeah tbf better buy trooper than an actual faceshield that has cum smeared all over
gigachad accelerationist
Damn that looks good honestly
Diabolical
brother that's like a frozen pizza
reheated on a radiator
It looks like the pizza id get served at middle school man
So not like objectively good
you guys had food served at school
Cmon man where u at
you had to steal it
Michelle Obama took the good food away
Unironically
My mom went to a catholic school and they had like, the catholic grandmas cooking in the cafeteria

Wait did they not feed you at school 
Iedy fuel 3 times if you need help
haha we had like daily packages , like one day we had some sweet bread , milk , some cheesecake etc
but we didnt have cafetaria / cantinas
some schools did have , mine didnt
we had little shops tho
Ok yeah that’s about what I had
I had been to many schools so there were all kinds of different things they had
I GET m1A KILL AND ITS NOT 60 METERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AAAAAAAAAAAA
I got my last punisher kill though 
now we need scavs on cockhouse
I love talking to my manager about my lighthouse raids @stark torrent
and sending him clips
@fast garden @vivid dawn
What diabolical shit is this
bro started shooting at us while we were extracting man
we spawned on that side
went up
someone shot me
Valid
then we said fk it lets leave and he came UP BEHIND US
and hit iedy in the nape but it bounced

Poor fuck just wanted to extract
he thought he left actually
thats why he was zooming for exfil
the way he rushed its obv he wasnt looking for us
next raid we go woods
iedy gets thoraxed blacked by guy with 856a1

THROUGH LEVEL 5
thats why i asked why dont u push him
cause i thought i took the kill

bro did not care he just w shift he was done
yeah
its ok though I'm happy 10/10
little by little
a.i picture on facebook
every grandma ever; God bless you omg / on a canvas it would be nice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA @stark torrent
HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAAHAH
i see it here as well
AAA
I CANT
THE STATE OF IT
scavving while at work
in a meeting
bless
oh no
I can feel the 5 bear rigs incoming
using this chat as a file repo 
MOOODS
theres a dead scav tehre
thats why
died by a pscav
cuz he scared me
and I shot accidentally
brother
love it
@compact knoll @brittle sinew @stark torrent
the state of it
stainless steel
dont even know why its in the game
nah we dont do that I dont upload or keep files
I would never ❤️
I'm slowly losing it
I've killed over 10 people and none of them counter
this is so stupid
Just realized the cock and bender is variable
I figured out
how to give someone epilepsy in game
@wintry ridge @brittle sinew @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden
imagine this shit
with klesch 2U
ngl selling nades kinda make bank
that is if you get all the boxes to spawn and if theyre full
@stark torrent MOOOOOOODS
HOP ONN THIS COCCKKK
repairing guns levels intelligence and charisma
repairing armors doesn't
this company
we missed shturman by literally 1 minute
I am 🤏 this close to comitting a federal offence
НА МАЙКАТИ ПУТКАТА

somehow Im pulling 60 fps on streets
no upscaling
no low texture mode
on a unoptimized possibly worst running version of tarkov
ok but aren't you playing like spt
yea and that also requires better specs
its questionable as fuck
if I run streets tmrw again I bet I just don't pull 60 again
it does you are running every single AI and the server on your own computer
obv the mods have performance mode for bots like you can disable them if they aren't in X range of you
i don't have that on though
go woods
fight 2 guys at the beginning who ran away
at the end of the raid we meet m4 guy doing peacekeeping and avt guy
me and iedy die while he has thermal and I am geared with m1a
why bring good gear man
its whatever
test drive 1/5 though @fast garden
this is a moment in history
small wins
small wins
although I'm losing my patience with shturman
@stark torrent @compact knoll shops here are boycotting and all ofthem are empty and or closed

alo
Lidl never sleeps
literally looking at this post
what is happening over there
stuff
Punisher 4 might be the worst task in the game. Namely because it's on lighthouse. And you know it's bad because it's bad in both pvp AND pve. On pvp it's awful because lighthouse is a shitty narrow camp fest. It's bad in pve because you can't ever fucking find pmcs 80% of the time, just armies of scavs...oh and goons half the time. Then the entire playstyle of the map on both pvp and pve causes you to attract the ire of partisan. Then add into the mix the stupid fucking tinnitus bug where every time a raider shoots the grenade launcher your ears start ringing regardless of where you are on the map
Actually I think this is just more a criticism of lighthouse
On most other maps I think punisher 4 would be fine. Except interchange.
it is
welp another run another no PMCs just more goons. i did get this lil thing off big pipe...aaaand i cant sell it on the flea
Use it to make PMCs mad and take their shit to flea.
alright...4 kills to go
made this ages ago when i played tarkov, rate it.
fyi, when i made it i was pretty poor and only level 14
I like that fwd grip and stock too. Planning on picking the grip up for my ar15 actually. They go for like 40 bucks
My only gripe with your build is the poor ergo. Great recoil though
In other news...I got 3 pmcs in that last lighthouse run. 1 to go (inb4 I die 4 more times)
jesus...jumped in factory on scav for fence daily and spawned next to tagilla causing the entire raid of scavs to go hostile. i never even fired a shot lol
Unusable because of the scope
Rest is fine
I'd run 20's for more ergo
BLYAAAAAAAAT~! I JUST WANTED ONE MORE FUCKING PMC KILLLLLLLL
So you got even more lag inbetween a shot and your death
Yeeee
Multi frame gen peak
Wait how did they implement Dlls 4 so fast on an old as shitty game like tarkov if other games with better devs and newer games cantc
"other games with better devs"
I think i found your mistake with that sentence homie
that's not rly dlss 4
well actually it may be
idk
im just thinking they are adding the new dlss thingy, not frame gen
That includes the features
thats cool
maybe i use them
@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

● Fixed the uneven output of extracts on Woods where players were given the Outskirts exfil more often than others;
possibly long barrel loud mutant build
idk what this means
OH MY GOG
uuuuh like 90% of the spawns you get on woods lead to outskirts
they fixed the RPD bugged recoil @fast garden
like you would spawn next to usec and go outskirts @stark torrent
even though you logically should go zb16
yeah i was thinking of that , damn
that was a goat spawn
i guess u need the green flare now
That its not compatible with many other games of the last 6 years and smh those retards pull it off in that short amount of time when not even Capcom got 50series cards to implement it properly in Wilds
Sure prepare for a shitty mess
i'd rather that than like the 90% of other spawns also lead there
● Expanded the objective areas for the tasks Return the Favor, Safe Corridor, and The Huntsman Path - Secured Perimeter;

loud mutant is back on the menu , i was wondering why it was removed
you could do it before
removed? whenever i played you couldnt do it
god bless america
now they need to let us put the stuff on the short barrel as well
the hanguards?
yeah
u used to be able to put all handguards now you cnat put anything
you could use the
rsass handguard
on the m4
i seen it once ever in some compilation video tigz was playing while eating food and ratting
fxied btr oh my gog
Temporarily disabled the less optimal technology of transparent object rendering for Factory, Woods, and The Lab. This will significantly increase the game client performance on these locations. Similar adjustments for other locations, as well as the option to enable the technology will be added in future updates;
● Adjusted the server logic in order to reduce packet loss and rubberbanding during character movement;
● Fixed the cause of the BTR becoming invisible;
● Fixed the possibility of receiving double damage if the bullet penetrates the integrated neck armor and body armor;
Solid bufixes there god bless they actually didnt take 5 wipes
my beloved
@soft coral LOOOOOOOOOOOOK
does look pretty sick tbh
ye and it had 0 recoil but with extra ergo
and you had 3000 BP rounds from rogues as a scav
AND SOME PEOPLE STILL DONT THINK GIGABEEF IS THE GOAT
HE BUILT THESE PATCHNOTES
BRICK BY BRICK
him and mr fuel , airwing should really stay to his stuff and stop getting into dumb drama and bsg licking
but he cant help himself
Armpit licker
this is what nearly killed iedy
the other day
@stark torrent

it only took them like what 5 years
yeaah thank you so much
after we did it
no problem fk this game
thats interesting
lots of actually good changes
I'm curious to see what the outskirts fix will be on woods
probably usec one and scav bunker or something

consequences of bring in 17 mags
real

lol
maybe its different 
russian moment
what is blud saying
gotta throw the "lol" cuz i dont know what hes on ab
god bless
paracord would be too much in my opinion
like the tradeoff for it is 2 less slots for a very very good extract on every map it can be used on
Tarkov players want a game thats hard but also want everything handed to them
Scar gets some buffs
It still has downsides like small mag capacity
Next update
50rnders for scars

scar is balanced
it still has bad recoil
awful sight placement
insane size on screen
its pretty expensive
awful ergo
and is heavy
other 308 guns have better recoil
FAL still rocks
i havent seen a single FAL this wipe man
I used to pray for times like these
Ew
hexgrid from a rogue 
? wdym
@soft coral @compact knoll @fast garden @ancient marsh
"nothing personal , kid"
so I kill like 3 scavs and a rogue at building 3
they dont count for easy job
JEBEM MU MAJKU
"before we enter this bossroom lets open a crate on counter strike"
yay
lv45 good dailies and weeklies
and punisher 4 done in 1 raid so I'm happy
2 quests for kappa down

?
I did all these
wheres my mechanic quest?
oh

@stark torrent it's time
Holy shit imma start carrying a flare gun now
In hardcore wow death is permanent. It doesn't take too long to get to level 5 and there is relatively low risk so if servers shit out its not that dangerous and time lost isn't big...but it takes a day or 3 to get to 19 and you're typically in more dangerous areas at that level. If servers shit you most likely just lost half to a full week of playtime



Pve and its consequences have been terrible for discourse…
someone should make a ATF compliant rifle in tarkov..
Everything I build in tarkov would make the atf very mad
We should be able to paint muzzle devices orange 
This is because most modern companies no longer hire on merit because diversity and so they churn out unoptimized slop that requires a 5090 ti super to get 46.7fps on ultra and rely on the dlss bandaid to carry the slack
but imagine, dominating in tarkov with an ATF compliant rifle, to show you dont need META
Are you kinda dumb ?
Yeah bro for sure it’s because of diversity and not because devs have always wanted to be ‘cutting edge’

I’m just excited for the lever action man
Tarkov is the most unoptimised piece of shit on this planet
Explain crisis
bro shows me the opposite
fallout 76 on release
clean tho
how is that ATF non-compliant, are you retarded
Look at wilds and tell me that looks cutting edge with a straight face
ran better than tarkov i must admit
Yeah actually that clears tarkov
Game was shit,that fact aside
idk am not american
What the fuck is a wilds

then dont say things you have no idea about
a really good game
I’m so excited for mh wilds
its comes out in 14 days
PUBG on XBOX
Since i can run Wilds with my 6 year old rig on High settings on 60 frames,it looks decent for that lul
Monster hunter btw
Oh shit yeah it was pretty bad on PS iirc
also marked the wrong guy
Physically released in stores "game preview edition".
Recorded in 60fps 1080p with an HD60 Pro which was totally useless.
Midhunters when they kill and skin an animal for the 100th time
But Xbox had it worse
(It was very monstrous)
mods will skin us alive for talking about another game in the tarkov channel btw
no one cares about this channel brother
ight bet
Play dough wars battlegrounds
if most of the graphics never load in you might be able to spot players better
Unless they also don’t load in…
Bsg write that one down
Me forcing my cpu to shit itself and force all the textures into low LOD so I can see pmcs through walls

I was enjoying KCD2 until I got thrown in some story related situation where I lose all my gear for the 3rd consecutive time
Like brother let me play with the shit
Cities Skylines 2 requiring literal 256 core CPU setups to run at 10 fps btw

It wouldn’t be an issue if it didn’t wipe your outfit
But
It just clears your outfit to make you naked
so am guessing some of you already pre-ordered mh wilds?
And we know they’ve got a script to instantly re-equip your gear because it’s used several times
But they don’t use it half the time
Might be the only game I will preorder within the next several years
gta 4 runs like dogshit too
And even then only maybe
honestly same
pre-ordered the base game, its super not worth the higher editions just for cosmetics
Alright man you are sounding like an OEFT discord user trying to defend the game calm down
Game is shit
star wars jedi survivor


MH cosmetics


Low honestly
its literally just cosmetics and they're asking a butt load more
For 918 comments
He spittin fax
btw
i did a clean install of drivers
how do i know if dlss 4 works
cause i got like an error
when i laucned the game
So have we gotten rpg yet
i got an nvidia notification

i got a notification and it went away
They might have fucked with it since adding it “officially” (fucking it up)
There was a good guide on Reddit
?
@fast garden
yo i checked reddit patch
do u know anything about DLSS 4
ppl are saying you gotta select "preset K" in nvidia app settings
but mine only goes up to J
Uhhhhh
That’s not graphic card dependent is it
You said you did the like, full uninstall and reinstall of the app?
i didnt notice any improvement with dlss4
only the game looks like shit smeared on my screen , bless
no even before update
tried both
Well yeah before update
zero difference
i have a 4060 so idk
It’s because it’s been shit the whole time
no i did it with drivers
Should be fine
god bless lossles
I think you need to entirely uninstall the nvidia app
i did this
it actually feels lole 160 on lossless
Yeah the drivers were one part
I just uninstall the nvidia app and reinstall it
And supposedly the setting should just be there
Ahhh
you know what time it is
@fast garden time to get domed by pistol john wick

we do this on NA
my foot is NOT stepping on Eu on factory
no way in hell
1/10
and tagilla spawned and gate 0 
I was wondering what the comotion was over there
I saw that
no cuz I spawned outside next to gate 0 and went office
Didn't know it was him
he was stripped mother fuckers took his rig jebem vi majku
later bitch
nice altyn

3/10
poopfarter
Damn mfer posted some 🔥 bait in chat 
(about the optimization/diversity hire thing)
4/10
woops it was a scav
dude
whoever was in the bathroom with that shotty
had some monster armor
idk how he didn't die
I shot him once , twice , three times with .45AP and the guy did Not care
should've pushed him as he was healing
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literally the very first clip 
brother what are u on ab
i got like 700 hours in hc lol
i just dont understand what he said
Ah based on the screenshot and your question I thought you were talking from a new guy perspective. Mb
u play hc aswell?
bro I killed more playerscavs than players this raid

nice altyn yes
me and this guy
had the battle of the century
he can't hit me
and I can't kill him
cuz he tanks
so this was 2 altyn motherfuckers
absolutely a cinematic masterpiece
Thank you , thank you
bro turned to dust

he did not care
blast a guy who is clueless
go back to duking it out with bathroom shotgun guy

ggs to him though he got saved so much by rng
@fast garden got time to hop on?
I need oral uhh I mean moral support
ehh
6/10
bro we're steam rolling this
BRAAAAAAA
BRRRRRRR
BRAAP BRAP
I'm sliding on the opps
I dabbled. But i went so hard when classic first launched I think I finally burned myself out of wow for good after all these years. Helped the guild make 3 scarab lords, got 5/5 deathdealers very quickly after the gates opened and after a few more weeks grinding out in prep for nax I had finally had enough. Raid schedule got to be too much with having kids and a job so that was that
fair enough
!topic
@stark torrent
Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT
6/10 with 1 life actually
we are so gaming
@stark torrent @little flame @fast garden
uzi guy with PBP
met tagilla once and he was dead ok
this is so fun to run
with the vector
I feel like cj
about to pull up on some triads
i feel so bad
on arena
me nad this guy were shooting eachother the entire game
and then next game
i see that same guy in killfeed
he was using a suppressed SKS
in the previous game
i found that guy using the sks
shot his legs off
was following him
arena and doing 5v5?
insulted him
ew
blocked him
he dies
and i find out that was a diff guy and the guy i was looking for was on enemy team
it just so happened there were 2 ppl using an sks supp
made me unironically sad
3 checkpoint quests and 1 teamfight
Time to craft scav case mashallah
ok lets get those last 4
and move onto punisher 6
I got impacted
heard the guy at gate 3
he was somewhere otuside
9/10 NOW AY
NO WAY
FUCKING
IMPACT
CUNT
where the fuck was he man
I looked everywhere for him and couldn't see shit
was bro flying?
ggs I guess
one life killed 9 people and the last domes me with an impact ty so much
its ok we go again
well deserved MVP
WAY TOO BASED
the fact that its on customs makes it aids
throwback to when setup was 15 kills
btw why is it not on steam?
cause steam takes 30%
and you need a downpayment of 100 USD to upload a game to steam
nikita doesn't want that money not going into his bank account
plus its just harder to money launder on steam as a game development overall, they would probably remove his game
they would 100% remove it
it would literally be review bombed nowadays anyway
thats a good thing
@stark torrent hop on I see youre on mf
so close
Yet so far away
I mean
this is not all of them
overall we have 41 to go
most of them are easy such as evil watchmen or closer to the people or flint
WHY IS OVERPOPULATION A QUEST
WHEN
SCAVS DONT FUCKING SPAWN AT THE CHALETS
as I have said yesterday
I will not have the same fps on streets aka constant 60 of the day before
Boom I was right now I have 30
theres kinda a trick to it
this game is a absolute fucking technological mistery
kill one
reset
camp around the rocks above the tennis court and they just spawn like crazy
?
assuming no other players are blocking their spawns
How does that make them spawn faster
scavs arent supposed to spawn in places you can "see"
which rocks exactly?
those rocks for whatever reason make every spawn point valid
Draw me where
I'll go with a five seven and do it at night
godspeed
I'll just chill @fast garden
also which rocks thee
entire area is rocks
the main entry point
I wonder if that's what that destroyed bridge is
them entering the area from there 
DIED
so I spawn outside the btr next to lighthouse bridge
I go chalet and I stop for a second on the rocks under the big mountain
and I hear 2 people infront of me
and 1 behind me on top
??????????????????
LIKE
THEY KNEW BRO
I pop one in the face he doesn't die







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