💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

lmfao

[soft coral]

time to hunt tagilla

@stark torrent @fast garden

it's time

to W shift it on factory

[little flame]

is fuckin time

[soft coral]

aand we both died to automatic saiga guy

got leg metad as hes using flechettes

didn't know flechettes is hp ammo now

nice patchnotes

[little flame]

not a headshot btw

[little flame]

2nd try

he was infront of me

good game

[soft coral]

[little flame]

this game bruh

matrix type of shit

they weren't found in helmet - ivan

[soft coral]

5 raids in a row

no tagilla

ty so much

[little flame]

mmhmm

sure

[stark torrent]

Alohaa

Bro simply has good spray control

[little flame]

ye

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

im done with fac bro

my money

📉

[soft coral]

we run

lv6 helmets

with high class lv 5 armor

we die by ap6.3

?

?????????

still no tagilla

[stark torrent]

20%

[soft coral]

I'm starting to lose it

not one raid did he even SPAWN IN

URUAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[little flame]

ivan almost killed me

😭

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

URAAAAAAAAAA

[fast garden]

lvl 4 back plate

if he still was full lvl 6

sadge

[soft coral]

I blew my load in his back

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

1 quest closer thee

time to help this dude complete his tarky shooter 3

[little flame]

should've done it earlier

[soft coral]

Time to kd drop

we've been killing too manythings

[little flame]

lol

[soft coral]

Today is gonna be cheesing day

I do NOT have the patience to do granadier with impacts I'm sorry

WAITER WAITER MORE QUEST CHEESING

omw to go factory 15 more times to cheese granadier

[little flame]

waiter waiter one more grenadier kill please!

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-yo-gif-26891796

@fast garden @stark torrent

[little flame]

why he smirkin

bro got mosined

he had a korund

and flux

[little flame]

who's this guy

[little flame]

insta scavved into ivans raid lmfao

1 sec after loading map was done i found it

[soft coral]

what a nice nade

I got so lucky that hit

[little flame]

holy shit nice 2 for 1 combo meal

[ancient marsh]

i wish this guy gets ran over by a car

im shooting 855a1

and cant pen his glass faceshield like 5 times

[fathom verge]

Hahahaha

Invisible btr in the new update

Fucking running people over on woods and streets

[ancient marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-dante-motorcycle-dmcv-gif-22795783

me asf going to new woods zone

[fathom verge]

It’s silent too

It makes no noise

So, stay off the roads

Bsg can’t even release a maintenance patch without breaking something

[fast garden]

https://x.com/viibiintv/status/1888172026243743815?s=46

Viibiin (@ViibiinTV) on X

It seems cheaters can spawn items in raid now, ended up picking up one of the shoes and it was not FIR lol

#EscapefromTarkov
#tarkov

X · Feb 8, 2025, 10:24 AM

hm

[fathom verge]

I would say a guy having not FIR items on him doesn’t 100% mean they spawned it in

[fast garden]

oh yeah bro that guys totally not cheating

20 fucking viibin sneakers on the floor

[fathom verge]

[fast garden]

viibin clip

[fathom verge]

I didn’t say he wasn’t cheating

Maybe he’s waiting for his RMT customer

[fast garden]

with fucking viibiin sneakers

[fathom verge]

Yeah

[fast garden]

are you retarded

[fathom verge]

Maybe he wants some kicks

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/rainbow-drip-among-drip-drip-epic-rainbow-gif-20851337

rmt look like

[fathom verge]

All the sneakers are left footed so that we can’t wear em

1984

Give us the light up sketchers bsg

But yeah if it’s true that they can either duplicate items in raid or spawn shit that’s crazy

If they can’t fix that they might make flea FIR again

[ancient marsh]

COMPREHENSIVE UPGRADES TO ANTICHEAT SYSTEM BTW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3thx1mEa2xM&ab_channel=Gigabeef

[fast garden]

oh no

giga found it?

WILL WE BE FREED

[ancient marsh]

tl;dr from the front when u shoot someone you can hit both the front plate and the neck, so the bullet hits the thorax once, hits the neck which deals thorax dmg too

without front plate you actually don't take dmg

and neither do you with a zeroed plate

as in no double dmg bug

[fast garden]

awesome

figured they would have fixed that when the head hitbox was like that

[stoic bone]

I lost my EFT account lmao, is this game good?

[fathom verge]

I don’t know what that is

But with presumably AI team mates? I’m gonna assume no…

[ancient marsh]

arena breakout infinite

[ancient marsh]

no ai teammates

it's basically tarkov lite

no restrictions on flea, no reselling, free kits daily + scav, easier quests

old EFT recoil

more casual gameplay overall

maps as well

like live raid maps

[fathom verge]

Free kits daily 🤔

[ancient marsh]

yeah you get tickets and you can pick like a kit you want

it's usually dogshit scavlike loadouts but slightly better

it could be like a default rifle with red dot on it

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

@fast garden Coming later on?

[stark torrent]

dont say that

[ancient marsh]

say what

[stark torrent]

rephrase without the r word

[ancient marsh]

oh

[stark torrent]

they deserve to get buttfucked

i agree

[ancient marsh]

well everyone who uses this channel saw it anyway

[soft coral]

they deserve to be rose oiled

[ancient marsh]

no i said the game gets raped

[stark torrent]

tbf that Operator guy is acting high and mighty but i bet your ass he is not even playing anymore

[ancient marsh]

you misread what i said

not the players

[stark torrent]

that guy spends too much time on EFT Discord

to be playing the game

bro is there 24/7

[soft coral]

brother get outta here

[stark torrent]

i mean if u like it sure but here nobody plays it so

[fast garden]

very bad grifter

[soft coral]

@fast garden

it's all coming back now

[stark torrent]

OH ITS THE PLAYER SCAV

OHHH

how dare i kill a player scav on lighthouse on his way to free loot

[winged verge]

dang relax room. never gives me moonshine. all i got were these 3 lousy coins

[ancient marsh]

any bets on it being pve?

[soft coral]

5 dabloons

[winged verge]

oh 100%. no fucking way i woulda made it out of there alive with that kinda luck on pvp. i spawned right next door, it was silly

[ancient marsh]

it's not about "getting out alive with that kinda luck"

it's that that kind of luck doesn't exist on pvp

you will never find let alone 2 bitcoins in relax on live

[vivid dawn]

I CANT WAIT TO FLUENTLY PLAY THIS SHIT GAME WITH FRAME GEN IN 3 MONTHS

WEWEWEWEWEWEWEWE

Sorry i had a lot of sugar

[ancient marsh]

surely frame gen does ANYTHING in a cpu bound game

[vivid dawn]

With a 9800X3D

[ancient marsh]

uhuh like it does anything

[vivid dawn]

If the game runs like shit with both these

[vivid dawn]

WE should set their british office on fire

[ancient marsh]

it does

9800x3d, a cpu released like 8 years after the game

[vivid dawn]

We are not talking streets

[ancient marsh]

makes the game run how my current setup does

[vivid dawn]

streets always runs like ass

[ancient marsh]

not an acceptable thing

[vivid dawn]

Stable 60 frames is the least thing shit could do

[ancient marsh]

can you rephrase that in human?

[vivid dawn]

i expect at least 60 FRAMES PER SECOND,STABLE and not jumping around, with the shit im going to buy. On Streets.

[ancient marsh]

at least 60 on current hardware is unacceptable

100 minimum

[vivid dawn]

144 minimum

Also nowadays "recommended" is said with Frame gen in mind lul

Which is a massive joke

60 fps on recommended hardware with Frame gen xD

[ancient marsh]

i think 100 is an okay figure

[vivid dawn]

With what i have in mind i agree

if i would get a 4090 or 5090 then definetly not

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden @compact knoll

Bro shot me with a green tracer

and took off my arm

then I peek him and take off his head

[stark torrent]

what is bro doing

[fathom verge]

FLIR Ak

Potente

[ancient marsh]

found in raid hideout got me fucked up 😭

[fast garden]

flir sag ak no less

[soft coral]

YESSSSSSSS

I ENDURED

IT BOUNCED

[soft coral]

@vivid dawn @stark torrent @fast garden @fast garden @compact knoll I AM FREEEEEEEEEEE

[fast garden]

man its so cool

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3thx1mEa2xM @fast garden @soft coral @ancient marsh @compact knoll

They fixed the no damage to plate

Welcome the bullet bypasses the plate staright into thorax now

basically uno reverse

[ancient marsh]

yeah that was there before tho

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh @fast garden

most uneventful kill for sbih

and now we gotta go back either to lighthouse to finish punish4 and get my test drive kills

ty sm

[lyric cairn]

Nice kill

[soft coral]

I mean he did just walk past me but I didn't expect that shot to hit

he had the ronin helmet

[fathom verge]

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

bro does NOT scav woods

single handedly ruining the economy

[ancient marsh]

The economy of...tokarev ammo

[soft coral]

WE DID IT

The traders escaped tarkov

[lyric cairn]

Right place, right time, good timing on the shot, very very small target. Pretty rad.

JUST SAYIN'

[soft coral]

ty man

after the 30th raid on lighthouse with a bolty

you become one with the m80

Meanwhile I shoot the second dude with ss190 in the CHIN it goes to his helmet and bounces

?

go lighthouse
go just outside building 1
close the front door
turn around
raider infront of me door opened

?????????????????

yes thank you for the footsteps and door opening sound

[soft coral]

I was rewatching the replay of my last sbih when I realized that entire raid I had no armor

ONLY THE VEST

[native crypt]

partizan can stab people now

[fathom verge]

Gotta be a jackass to die like that tbh

Like bro just shoot him

[native crypt]

it was in dorms and the dead pmc had a adar

never stood a chance

[fast garden]

must have been a really fucking slow death to that scav knife

[full sand]

https://fixvx.com/IsThisIceCrem/status/1888165904372146661

[fathom verge]

There’s a video on the subreddit of him running right up to a guy in dorms. It’s not the same guy but it’s an interesting coincidence

Maybe his AI shits itself inside the Dorms or something

[fast garden]

hes always been able to melee

he just doesnt do it often

[fathom verge]

Yeah I’m not saying he’s only just been able to do melee

I’m saying maybe it’s been made more common, maybe specifically indoors

Because two different people have been rushed into melee with him in dorms

[real solstice]

Someone on reddit opened a single filing cabinet

[ancient marsh]

apparently the UN in tarkov sending food packages:

[vivid dawn]

Lung cancer Torpedos

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

new bug or what

[stark torrent]

BTR is invisible yes

So yeah the guy cant find it cause he cant see it and there are already 15 videos of people getting ran over by the BTR

[ancient marsh]

HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1iko7dn/btr_is_invisible_now_250_game_btw/

one of many videos

what is more surprising is why are people running on the road so much on Woods especially

[soft coral]

samantha in #💣tarkov-released

the world has truly gone bananas

[stark torrent]

hiiiiiiiiiii

[full sand]

howdy

i saw tarkov art on the timeline and decided to share with my tarkov pals

[soft coral]

ty so much

[soft coral]

uraaa

[fathom verge]

First the BTR quest barely works

And it breaks so badly that PVE raids have to be moved back onto Tarkov servers

Then, the BTR itself becomes invisible

What’s next i wonder

[stark torrent]

Technically Lightkeeper should bug again anytime now

[soft coral]

its truly astonishing

they fix one bug and introduce 15 more

granted with the new engine this is bound to happen

[hallow stream]

Cheaters figure out how to place a bitcoin miner if you are in the same raid as them

[hallow stream]

What new engine its just unity and incompetent devs

Nothing much has changed between older and newer unity versions besides them adding new systems which bsg probably doesn't even use on eft

The unity version eft is on has a new way to do dynamic lighting if im not wrong and bsg is not using that cause well if they did they wouldn't know how and the game would just run way way worse than it already does

[soft coral]

"new engine"

its why the fps is so ass

they don't know how to optimise stuff with the new things

[hallow stream]

They quite literally just updated unity versions

[soft coral]

they will never do dynamic

you know why?

it will make nvgs useless

[hallow stream]

Realistically it shouldn't have broken much but its bsg so it broke a lot

[soft coral]

Because if you go on customs in big red

90% of the place is black

with dynamic it will be bright

because you know...light bounces off of shit

[hallow stream]

The moon would go into big red with dynamic lights yea

[soft coral]

not only the moon

[hallow stream]

Thru one of the big doors

[soft coral]

legit the light from outside

from the 2 doors

and windows

[hallow stream]

Yup

[soft coral]

thats why they don't do it

interchange is funnily enough one of the maps where its kind of emulated well during the day

[hallow stream]

It would also just make game run beyond bad

And they wouldn't know what happened

[soft coral]

The thing is though tarkov doesn't run bad because of the graphics

it runs bad because of a.i

and the way it utilizes cores

[hallow stream]

3 shit incompetent devs vs 1 competent one that knows what theyre doing, Nikita would rather hire the 3 stupid fuckers

God bless this studio

[soft coral]

pay the guy less

[hallow stream]

It runs generally bad cause theres a ton of bloat code

[soft coral]

yes but the bloat code doesn't impact it that much compared to the a.i

just go into an offline streets raid without a.i

you get like

40+ fps

a big majority is the a.i

because theyre constantly at a loaded state

thats why airwing can snipe from lighthouse all the way into the back of the rogue camp

[hallow stream]

That should be handled by the servers realistically like any other normal game

But tarkov isnt a normal game

[soft coral]

it is what it is

I use lossless

[hallow stream]

Pass me ur lossless for eft

[soft coral]

and I can actually play the game

[hallow stream]

Like the presets

[soft coral]

I use the basic preset

[hallow stream]

How much fps do you get without lossless

[soft coral]

most maps low 60s high 90s

but its very unstable

goes all over the place

[hallow stream]

Okay it makes sense now why mine is shit

[soft coral]

dont use vsync in game

[hallow stream]

Im pushing 50 max on everything besides factory

[hallow stream]

Let me guess

It magically decreases ur fps

[soft coral]

no

it breaks lossless

[hallow stream]

Aw no funny

[soft coral]

in game it actually unlocks the fps cap

or it used to at least

[hallow stream]

Still remember that vid of a guy changing his vault settings and he gains plus 20 fps

[soft coral]

before they introduced this magic button

yes on hotkey

because bsg use loops

instead of triggers

like the idiots they are

its legit watching a 3 year old code a game

[hallow stream]

Wait are you saying thats still in game

[soft coral]

probably idk

[hallow stream]

Oh my fucking god

I know what Im changing next time I boot eft

[soft coral]

yeah dont use hotkey

sorry

dont use the

auto

[hallow stream]

Also you dont use streets low texture?

[soft coral]

also continuous medkit is ass

its implemented horribly

[hallow stream]

What fps you run that shit at

[soft coral]

streets?

on a full raid like

[hallow stream]

Yea

[soft coral]

50

without a scope

I dont want to know what will happen if I bring a sig sauer tango or something

[hallow stream]

I use the low resolution thing anyways cause its just cancer to not

[hallow stream]

You know whats funny abt this

A modder fixed it in 2 days

Like you can genuinely get the same fps in and out of scope

With a few simple lines of code

[soft coral]

yes cuz pip renders the entire map twice

[hallow stream]

Its so fucking retarded like

Idek

Im at a loss for words

[soft coral]

cuz I think unlike most games where everything infront of you only is rendered

tarkov renders literally EVERYTHING

around

[hallow stream]

Yea it does

[soft coral]

including your back side

why dont the modders tell bsg how to fix it

[hallow stream]

They could legit increase performance if they just made it so everything that you aren't looking at toggles into a low res state

[soft coral]

and help the game improve

[hallow stream]

But they dont know how and would prob fuck the game up

[soft coral]

cuz spt modders are just as big babies as bsg are

[hallow stream]

Nikita has too much pride

And he also just does steal features from mods for spt

[soft coral]

it is what it is

[hallow stream]

And somehow makes them worse in the actual game

[soft coral]

I'm just gonna go streets and camp for bolty kills

[hallow stream]

Like mounting your gun on surfaces

[soft coral]

the gun mounting I've not used once

[hallow stream]

Its generally just bsd

Bad

[soft coral]

very bad

[hallow stream]

It doesnt reduce your recoil almost at all

And just makes you stationary

Quite literal death sentence besides for maybe on streets on some hidden balcony of thru a window with a sniper and then still its bad cus mounting for some reason fucks with the audio

[soft coral]

off to reserve to find tnt bricks

[hallow stream]

Like i mounted gun on 2nd floor in some building on streets and up and down switched directions

Like audio wise

[soft coral]

it does reduce recoil though

[hallow stream]

3rd floor audio was 1st floor snd reverse

peak

[hallow stream]

Compared to the mod it was pulled out of, its much worse

[soft coral]

ok but in spt you can change a lot of config files man

time to run reserve liek 15 times and not find a single tnt

watch this

33 mins on reserve is diabolical

[late oasis]

https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/470-gfl-2-character/

[soft coral]

Sir

please.

[late oasis]

got new mdo for my rtarkov

[soft coral]

SIR

PLEASE

[stark torrent]

end it man

it's the right choice

[soft coral]

real

6 other maps

[late oasis]

is so over, ima report you x3

[soft coral]

I do not look forward to interchange and streets

[sullen laurel]

Damn man, its like this?

[smoky bobcat]

based

[soft coral]

wtf

Too many foreign people

[ancient marsh]

don't post here

[soft coral]

@stark torrent nuke em

[brave sleet]

sponge based

[late oasis]

tarov n tarkov cchat owo,

[stark torrent]

ah these are the fucking Voicechat enjoyers

i know about them

[smoky bobcat]

ong w so kawaii

[stark torrent]

most stuff aint good

[late oasis]

that or this https://hub.sp-tarkov.com/files/file/2085-wtt-w-a-a-c-women-s-advanced-assault-corps/#tab_20eceb9c91daded0a4050beb3f877a5464569adc

[stark torrent]

[soft coral]

yes russian virus link

thank you so much

[late oasis]

1https://i.ibb.co/59sPrsS/Screenshot-2024-07-03-223114.png

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

had an 8 min queue time for shoreline

gaemded

[brave sleet]

join vc

[ancient marsh]

[soft coral]

we will not join vc

[sullen laurel]

Why not?

We love chatting about tarkov man

[brave sleet]

no balls

[late oasis]

had 4 people pvp ing last /few nigths ago

[soft coral]

iedy make a seperate spt channel before I cause a homicide

[late oasis]

were you the dude that was calling people out sayign theya re bad for playign pve,

[late oasis]

they denied makign any toher channel for ima take a shot if they make a spt lol

[soft coral]

the live PVE thing yes

youre just fighting rogue a.i

[late oasis]

pvp is jsut playign agaisnt ai too, cheaters just snap head eyes jsut like bots

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-chips-eating-nom-crisps-gif-22496360

[hallow stream]

Live pve is trash that is true

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

Ngl

Playing so much lighthouse with iedy , thee and alle

made me realize nobody actually moves on this map

They mostly sit around where they spawn

or go rogues and die

[soft coral]

some people shouldn'teven play pve

like

just click uninstall

and go play hello kitty island adventures

[ancient marsh]

decent 10 min shoreline loot runs

killed 3 ppl, running basically completely naked MDR

if spawn at village, loot it and leave to lighthouse

if spawn at road to customs, loot pig farm and leave car

if best resort spawn, loot admin and leave car

[soft coral]

or last option: do not go shoreline

[ancient marsh]

basically free loot

like 10 survival streak so far

[soft coral]

Woods better

[stark torrent]

Shoreline is dogshit

[soft coral]

may god smite you and give you blue fence spawn

[ancient marsh]

woods doesn't have a spawn point where you just loot that spot and leave right there

[soft coral]

HAHA

[ancient marsh]

got blue fence spawn twice, boat was there, loot both safes

[soft coral]

bro really said that

[stark torrent]

[ancient marsh]

go on disprove me

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/seriously-gif-23861497

[ancient marsh]

scav village has no fucking loot, it has like 2 containers and 5 bags

[hallow stream]

Xalrider shaming session

[soft coral]

constistant L takes

[stark torrent]

Usec spawn, Village spawn with Shatun , Bunker spawn next to Usec , Abandoned village spawn literally has 15 rare spawns , Emercom spawn

Only non loot spawn is the Outskirts and Old Station one

[ancient marsh]

all those are very hot contested locations and don't have an extract very close by except village

[stark torrent]

Shoreline? What does shoreline have?

Spawn in , immediately get sniped by a 3 man

[soft coral]

theyre not hot spots

[stark torrent]

And the shoreline spawns are not contested right?

[ancient marsh]

abandon village rare spawns, yeah with loot nerfs i was lucky to get like a second gold chain lmao

[soft coral]

only hot spots is the sawnmil and emercom

[ancient marsh]

nope

[stark torrent]

Shoreline everything is contested , you spawn in front of other people sights

Yep

[ancient marsh]

when you spawn near pig farm nobody goes to it for some reason

they go to weather station

[soft coral]

shoreline spawns spawn you at village and theres like 7 other spawns around you

[stark torrent]

yeah but thats a single close spawn

[ancient marsh]

if you spawn village you run to cottage

and not loot it

[stark torrent]

and a single direction

and a single location

in the corner of the map

[ancient marsh]

which one?

[stark torrent]

the one on the right of antenna

[ancient marsh]

usec

[stark torrent]

thats the closest one to pig farm

[soft coral]

usec is contested by the people that spawn there

if you dont spawn right on usec dont go there

[stark torrent]

it has good loot but im not playing shoreline for that location mate

[soft coral]

dingus

[stark torrent]

map is too shit for that single location

[soft coral]

pig farm is always contested

[ancient marsh]

i sapwned by the shore like 3 times

nobody was at pig farm

[soft coral]

MM yes

stashes in the middle of the open

[stark torrent]

and i spawn everywhere on woods and its not contested

[ancient marsh]

they just run to weather

[stark torrent]

if someone contests woods i kill them dude

[soft coral]

nah man

[stark torrent]

i have guns

[soft coral]

legit shit takes

[stark torrent]

most of the times i wish i have someone come so i kill them and take their shit

cause many dont expect it

[hallow stream]

These are like top 10 worst video game spawns ever coded into a video game ever

[soft coral]

Sorry to say it but shoreline is not a good map

[stark torrent]

shoreline sucks

[ancient marsh]

ivan i am not taking your word for it, you play like 2 raids of tarkov until you die

[soft coral]

the area around bluefence

is one of the worst

you spawn you run and you die

unless you go pier

[hallow stream]

If they fixed everyone spawning next to each other in the specific part of shoreline the map would be like

Bearable

[soft coral]

where you also die from the guys opposite you

[hallow stream]

Besides for it being open as fuck

Half the map is legit sniper heaven

[soft coral]

Yes

woods if someone shoots at me I have 300 treets around me

to duck behind

and 500 different stones

only OK spawns are the ones next to pig farm and right inside village

cuz you can loot mostly everything and dip out

[hallow stream]

Shoreline i just get shot at once and if they miss i can alt f4 knowing i cant hide and they will land the next shot or i just see my pmc fall over

[soft coral]

everything else is ASS

[ancient marsh]

"right inside village" so like every single spawn west side?

[hallow stream]

When you look at the shoreline map on tarkov.dev spawning on the right side of shoreline anywhere makes me want to punt toddlers

[soft coral]

theres still people around you on village though

theres so many spawns there

[ancient marsh]

and they run to cottage

nobody sticks around

[soft coral]

right now nobody actually loots

pmcs dont loot

they either hunt bosses or do the quests

which is why you think its not contested

[hallow stream]

Yea that is true

[ancient marsh]

also can sanitar fucking spawn

checked cottage and pier multiple times

bald fuck

[hallow stream]

No fuck you for playing a dog shit map

[ancient marsh]

im legit basically hunting for him

[soft coral]

serves you right

why is bro hunting for him

just hand over the fucking labs cards man

[stark torrent]

really now , i had everything for collagues 3 before i even got the quest

i had all the labs cards and stims already from scav runs

[soft coral]

bro thinks he has to kill sanitar

[ancient marsh]

i dont run scav

[ancient marsh]

has your retarded ass ever considered i don't want to

oh wait you forgot that the cuckoldry edition of the game gives you +0.3 rep with traders

and that colleagues takes away 0.10 with jaeger

[soft coral]

do jeager quests

[ancient marsh]

i am

dumbass

[soft coral]

why is bro so mad

[ancient marsh]

it's called "the hunstman's path - sadist"

[little flame]

lvl 38

skier 4 baby

pog

[soft coral]

now he can buy mutants

[little flame]

@soft coral

streets today?

i gotta get it done

im violently sobbing

thinking about streets

[fast garden]

Everything above standard gives .2

Which is insane

[little flame]

tarkov

[soft coral]

only thing I need to do for the moment on streets is fucking Sbih

I'll leave that for last

probably

[little flame]

damn

:(

[soft coral]

thing is

I cannot combine it with other kappa quests on streets

which is why I'll leave it for last

probably

[fast garden]

That guy I told to run a headset has been constantly updating me with his progress every day

https://tenor.com/view/ron-swanson-parks-and-rec-its-so-beautiful-gif-15644547

[soft coral]

wtf

[fast garden]

this dude was running giga timmy kits a week ago

like, stock shotgun 50bmg and a cheese

[soft coral]

thats a chad in the making

[fast garden]

now he is abusing ana m2s and uzi pros

they grow up so fast

[soft coral]

wait until he has to do sbih

[fast garden]

i cant tell you how many times ive been in full class 5 or front 6 and some guy with an uzi pro with like pst or AP just lasers my thorax to oblivion

[soft coral]

Literally happened yesterday on factory

uzi guy with 6.3 metls through my korund and i flop over

thanks I guess I didn't want my armor stopping bullets anyway

[fast garden]

armor is for stopping a couple bullets

the problem here

is the uzi pro doesnt fire

"a couple of bullets"

[soft coral]

its a hose of bullets

[fast garden]

32 of just about anything other than buckshot and some P ammos is gonna get through armor

[soft coral]

thee wanna go woods?

2 buff men in the woods alone

omg

I found the automatic priority window button

in the settings

aha

[fast garden]

usually its supposed to work

weird

[soft coral]

Thank you so much

[fast garden]

im not sure yet

gonna have my coffee

[soft coral]

I read gunna

https://tenor.com/view/gunna-fire-writing-heat-gif-25524005

[stark torrent]

Not my problem

[soft coral]

brain is melted atp

[stark torrent]

Get the stuff other way then

[fast garden]

standard acc and doesnt run scav?

thats fine but like

self awareness

[soft coral]

go woods pop a meldo and kill scavs

good idea

[stark torrent]

Car battery died so i have to go to my parents house and get another one by foot

[soft coral]

no need for milk

[stark torrent]

This shit all lver again man

[fast garden]

going hunting for one in the wild i see

[soft coral]

yooo

[fast garden]

[soft coral]

john williams composed the harry potter ost

https://play.spotify.com/album/1PeYjDmxcRNvxLd5mGHuCC?si=GDUrg6-CTrayC1qLh717Sw

Hanz cooked

administrator is not needed for kappa

I thought it was wtf

[fast garden]

i kinda assumed it was

since its fucking easy

[little flame]

2 quests done on streets

phew

[soft coral]

I'm just gonna start doing test drive 1

so I can get started on that quest line

which will take years

[soft coral]

I mean in reality most of the shit I have to do now is extremely boring

[fast garden]

i just have to do some looking for new job related shit

[soft coral]

o

[fast garden]

then decide between tarkov/destiny/kcd2 that i havent even booted yet

[soft coral]

no more walmar

[fast garden]

rumored 2 dollar raise for the new system for my department

this goes on for a year

23 cent raise

im out

[soft coral]

das crazy

@little flame hop on

[little flame]

sec

streets

[soft coral]

god forbid

[fast garden]

if only this channel got chat xp wed all be max rank

[soft coral]

real

I'm gonna torture myself

and do sbih on streets

or...try to

I dont even know the spawns

or anything

Lord save me

[fast garden]

uhhhh

let me get a map or something

[soft coral]

sbih shouldn't fucking be on streets bro

idc how much they want people to play the map

[fast garden]

lol first map thats listed is the old one

killa at pinewood

i remember

[soft coral]

imagine if they introduce a full scale map of GZ

with interior skyscrapers

shit is about to be like battlefield 4

[fast garden]

heres my expert diagram

of everything you need to know

[soft coral]

I found this one ye

[fast garden]

that train in the wayyyy back

is fucking godlike

[soft coral]

see maybe it would've been a good idea to do sbih

as I was doing everything else

MAYBE

[fast garden]

all the red circles are spawn kill spots

obviously anywhere around theater is hell

[soft coral]

bro just put hell on the cinema

[fast garden]

if you sit on that tram you can literally watch right down the middle of the entire map

[soft coral]

.

we are so gonna get cheated on

@fast garden @stark torrent

[little flame]

he doesn't like my m1a

[hallow stream]

That m1 is such cheater bait

Cheater go: goo goo gaa gaa me need that m1a

[little flame]

nuh uh

partizan bait

i domed him

206 meters sheesh

140 RAIDS LEVEL 14

WHAT

130*

[nocturne turret]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789596879057846302/1228382609189503026/dio.mp4?ex=67a981b4&is=67a83034&hm=e826d7951820f51496ab135ee15b909b9026960577655b1dc6b021b0b94d6d9d&

[little flame]

[soft coral]

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/elder-scrolls-stop-you-violated-the-law-gif-21698958

https://tenor.com/view/jinn-kid-skyrim-talos-tik-tok-adventurer-gif-16147277

lol

ty cultist

killed priest

insta naded lol

[soft coral]

FUCKING CULTISTS ON WOODS
AAAAAAAAA

[little flame]

lol

[soft coral]

we find 2 pmcs at village
he stands still
I shoot him in the face

I miss him

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[soft coral]

I am not using thermals anymore

this is the most garbage scope in the game

Shoot a guy dead in the face nothing happens to him

bullet dematerializes

OKAY

5 shots and none of them hit

like where are my bullets going when I see my crosshair is on the guy's face or thorax MANNNNNNNN

[little flame]

nice

obvious cheater

insta hs

lol

mosin through tree

sure

0.82 kd 5% survival rate most obvious fucking kd drop ive seen lol

cance

r

[stark torrent]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLAEuI0mKZY

[fast garden]

Oh my god not this shit again

Still haven’t watched the video

[stark torrent]

yeah i mean wedonutcare

[soft coral]

the only thing "realistic" in tarkov is the fucking gun modeling

at the end of the day its a game

[stark torrent]

Good cosplay ngl , everyone dressing up at bosses or sweaty PMCs

This one is good lol

[soft coral]

fun fact

she makes you kill civilians

that quest to kill 15 scavs or something

[compact knoll]

shes overall just slightly better than everyone else

slightly

i meant that as a bad thing

[soft coral]

Hot therapist sex scene

[stark torrent]

yeah she is , i mean during the zombie event she actually works with sanitar and they make a vaccine , but they want you to use a different vaccine that kills the people rather than cures them

so they can sell the cure later for more

[fast garden]

she is easily the worst least ethical person in the game

like

bar none

even skier is better

that cosplay is legendary

[soft coral]

@stark torrent brb work called

[untold harness]

I think nods need a rework to at least be like consistent within the game but real life nods would suck

[soft coral]

yay

[stark torrent]

pretty much would make people not use them or go night raids ever

[untold harness]

Give them IRL prices

[little flame]

[soft coral]

@fast garden

under 50

although its 48 quests most of them aren't hard they just take time
so I can legit see myself completing collector

easily

[little flame]

@stark torrent

where u go

[stark torrent]

gonna go play kcd

after a break

[soft coral]

glorpass

[little flame]

ah ye

lmk when

u gotta show me ur shit

AMBATTU BUUS

RNG HOYL

GET FUCKED

WITHIN LIKE 4 TURNS

[soft coral]

MOOODS

@stark torrent KCD channel plesae

before I cause problems on purpose

[little flame]

comms

stfu

[soft coral]

I SEE A COCKKK

[little flame]

before i repeat what u said about what u would do to a certain place

im jk

i wont post kcd sry

[stark torrent]

Me after a good raid on Woods

( i dont have a mule )

[little flame]

not me after dying to a mosin 1 tapping me while hes in a tree

he cant see me

but just 1 taps me insta

clueless

[soft coral]

ay listen we don't talkabout that one

God bless those raiders

all of them had m882

🙂

[little flame]

sorry last screenshot this guy got dicked

thats enough tho

from me

"kurwa that was my favorite one" after taking his badge

fuck this guy

i hope he gets tarkoved by a cheater

flying knight ragecheating

just insta reloading his crossbow

[ancient marsh]

!topic

[safe summit]

@little flame

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[little flame]

shut ur mouth

i said ill stop

jesus christ

that was rude sry

ye i wont take about kcd here but theres no channel for it even

funny

[soft coral]

this is like 1 sentence horror

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7z_v3Qs6R4&ab_channel=JDogth3Wise

4 years ago

[stark torrent]

17 more test drive kills

12 more assesement kills

https://tenor.com/view/green-mile-im-tired-boss-michael-clarke-duncan-gif-2375696290766999196

[soft coral]

3 more for punisher 4

and then even more for the ak12 one

lord save me

after punisher 4 its easy pickins from there actually

[ancient marsh]

bro

exact same build now

[soft coral]

ew

wtf

[ancient marsh]

23 ERGO REMOVED

FROM THE M1A

we COULD HAVE HAD M1A TEST DRIVE SETUP WITH NO OVERSWING

dogshit game

kinda crazy how m1a is the worst ergo 308 gun AND worst recoil one too

dead gun

[stark torrent]

how the mighty have fallen

this shit used to have the best recoil ironically

• 50 rounders made it a crazy tapper

now it's just Test Drive and never even picked up

[soft coral]

new strat

flip attachments

this shit making bank

[ancient marsh]

"make bank"

45k per like 3 hour reset

just run a factory scav

[soft coral]

I mean

I don't even have to run scav runs

to flip shit for a couple hundred thousand

while yes i can go scav woods and make 500k per raid

that gets really boring after you do it about 200 times

[untold harness]

if you do it 100 times you have 50 million

you dont need to scav anymore

[soft coral]

Man I hate this game

with every fibre of my being including my dick

[junior inlet]

This reminds me of the time I saw the right most build on a scav...and then found the dude's body not too far away

here it is, bro brought this into raid only to get scav'd

[soft coral]

I mean this isn't a bad build

[fathom verge]

The best gun in the world can’t stop you from getting one shot head-eyes by a scav you didn’t see and made no noise

[hallow stream]

I saw a clip of a guy spraying ap rounds into someones helmet and all of em bouncing off and it was this wipe

peak

Also saw a clip of cooldee doing the same but idk if its this wipe or what ammo he was using

[soft coral]

cooldee

[hallow stream]

Aquafps new video aka pestily son

But i also indeed saw the cooldee

Man why cant anything on this game work properly

[fast garden]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VTqNTjWJNM

new scav gun

[fathom verge]

They should add a slam fire shotgun for scavs 🔥

Two steel pipes, one inside the other and a firing pin soldered to the back

You put a shell in, smash the pipes together and hope you don’t explode

[fathom verge]

If he was wearing the Tan ulach hed have been fine

just walk it off

[winged verge]

Upsides to PVE:
No latency issues most of the time. if your comp is decent you can run the game well and everything feels crisp and snappy.
Downsides to PVE:
You decide to run streets which HAVE to be on BSG servers. So if they are on fire, good luck!

I need a PKP to finish gunsmith 25 so i decide to pop in and try my hand at Kaban farming. Que immortal scavs (until 7 seconds after your shots), sniper scavs that "take" 11 PS12B rounds before they magically just straight up vanish, and then proceeding to take damage from said vanished sniper scav after you have rounded the corner already.

fun times. Gunsmith can wait lmao.

i sincerely hope they get better server infrustructure for the 1.0 release so i can enjoy pvp. Every time ive tried the latency always feels so bad like my streets run today on pve. Server performance and cheaters are the two guard bosses preventing pvp from being perfect.

[brittle sinew]

Not the tarkov debt 😭

[quiet bay]

https://github.com/Grokitach/gameft

So is Tarkov mostly made up of only JSON and TypeScript -- Or is this just how mods are created for SPT?

[full sand]

https://girlcockx.com/EPAKIM1/status/1888793955183235518

[stark torrent]

not the vog 25

[full sand]

it's voggin time

[soft coral]

most definitely was a cheater

considering he didn't take thermal

[little flame]

didnt get mine back

fuck you

[soft coral]

huh

wtf

[little flame]

i even dropped mine bruh

or maybe i havent gotten it yet

i sure as fuck hope so