💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

reserve is fine

with red rebel

[soft coral]

FK NO IT ISN"T

FK THAT MAP

[little flame]

ive died only 7 past raids

on reserve

not that bad

[soft coral]

me and thee lost our minds @fast garden

going reserve

gotta find 2 roosters and 2 badges man

for my weekly

[late oasis]

only 2 people shot so far

ran through map form oen end to other turned on now yeah,

[fast garden]

Doing more than 3 consecutive reserve raids qualifies you for government aid for being disabled

We did like

15 at least

[soft coral]

yes

[soft coral]

minimum

back to back

W shifting

[late oasis]

thissi a joekr ight

wentinto room, 1 dude dead walekd roudn corner another dude who jsut killed him

then double pincered XD

player scav form a mile away

ggoing back to a double and a dream

factory and a personw ith a uzi, all over the sho

wman had a spic reaction time

[soft coral]

bloom?

[late oasis]

[

its so sad

cigarette time how many scav runs gon be good

[soft coral]

WHERES
THE FUCKING

GOLDEN ROOSTER

MAN

fk me I love woods

legit 15 mins in and out

half a mil

sponge what are these reacts bruh

@fast garden hop on later?

I GOT EVASIOn

[late oasis]

what else i need

[soft coral]

OMG

EVASION

[late oasis]

nvm, streamer account

hpw are people poor inthis game

[soft coral]

I GOTTA GO

[late oasis]

5th round, hit by dude full sprinting

head eeyesd

[soft coral]

and a rooster

ez

this guy

ty sponge very cool

I like the support

BLESS WOODS

[late oasis]

i love 🐤

[soft coral]

I'm sure you do

missing baddies beard

and 42

omg

problem is I have to do psycho sniper for kappa

I think I will do shturman and then the m700 quest so I unlock the axmc and then just do it that way

[late oasis]

brooo, does thsi ahve to be foudninr aid backbacks

[soft coral]

no

thankfully

just recycle bags from ragman

or rigs

[fast garden]

Huge

Also maybe

[soft coral]

we won

2 roosters all I need is 2 badges

for the badges maybe I go shoreline

and loot safes

got my bakeezy too

legit need 2 items left

@late oasis WHATS WITH YOUR TWINK REACTS

EXPLAIN YOURSELF

YOUNG MAN

@fast garden @stark torrent

I'm about to collector all over

[fast garden]

Bro is speed running that shit

[soft coral]

this is what happens when one mains woods

shoreline saves nobody loots

bless

[stark torrent]

if u have gear rack put them all in a backpack and rig there

so you dont fuck with them

[soft coral]

theyre literally locked :D

[stark torrent]

wasting space in inventory

[soft coral]

I have a lot of space

dont really care

[stark torrent]

2 scavs on woods and you dont

[soft coral]

I sell shit

I dont keep shit

I'm not doing what you suggested

shits pointless

[stark torrent]

whatever man

[soft coral]

?

all I have in my stash is my 3 junk boxes and guns

and armors

I dont keep shit

ofc theres a pmc running on shoreline with 30 mins left

in the middle of nowhere

fucking hell I hope your mother dies

I DIDNT WANT TO LOOT SAVES ANYWAY

m1a dickhead

WTF BRO

8k hours

[fathom verge]

I think scav runs have melted your brain

[soft coral]

maybe

not denying that

but

[fathom verge]

Fair

[soft coral]

I am not going into pmcs with the intent of making money

only to quest

and kill shit

[dapper grotto]

https://fixvx.com/TarkovBasement/status/1887501507521617984

[little flame]

special ed fucking cs2 teammates

god i love premier

[little flame]

only? ppfff

[soft coral]

cmon woods give me the badgs

jebem mu majku

[ember shuttle]

the jhonb glasses evaded me like the plague for a week

[ember shuttle]

CIJU MATER JEBES

[soft coral]

yes ofc ty 15 mins pmcs in the middle of woods

kys

no wonder he is roaming around with 15 mins left

bro doesn't know where he is

[dapper grotto]

how the fuck do you get to a 19% surv rate with 1080 hours

[fast garden]

This is the average pve player that complains about cheaters

The average Redditor

And the average Twitter tarkov complainer

All in one

[soft coral]

average NA player

thats all

if this was EU hed kill me across the map with 1bullet across 15 trees

Na players are so fucking bad

I saw this for myself first hand when doing NA with thee on reserve

[soft coral]

woods. Enough said.

half the map is unlooted bro

what arepeople doing

leaving free rouble

ez 600k ty sm

[late oasis]

0 bugs, walking backwards without pressign anything 1 found

next round person stuck in ground

[soft coral]

mm yes

another death from a pmc

with 15 mins left

god bless I fucking love NA

and the fact that people DO NOT FUCKING HAVE KEYBOARDS

specimen

he has nvgs even thought it was day time btw

[hallow stream]

He like looking at geeen

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/MaMdRxuNNbY?si=kF5PZpW2D7BISpeT

https://tenor.com/view/me-atrapaste-es-cine-its-cinema-cinema-esto-es-cine-gif-12869046600151364058

@hallow stream @late oasis @fast garden @stark torrent

[fast garden]

Man

I wish they did the full thing

That’s pretty good tho

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/V95qohBTTO8?si=LXlV-FjA331TrhrI @hallow stream

[little flame]

no way u died to him

😭

[hallow stream]

[little flame]

lmfao

[soft coral]

mf I'm scavving

at work

WITHOUT headphones

didnt even see the guy

I just press W and loot shit

[vivid dawn]

Hello,how can indian tech support help you? dies to scav PUTA MADRE NAHUJ .... anyway how can i help?

[ancient marsh]

what the fuck?

played tarkov arena

and i got 4.5k exp

with a first win of the day boost

i got 14 kills on teamfight?????????????

[soft coral]

tomorrow I'm off

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

customer comes in super angry why am I paying for X thing
he leaves the call I sold him new and faster internet

what can I say I'm a businessman doing business

[ancient marsh]

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/SillyDifficultCobblerAMPEnergy-KSt53XAzk1xGV4i5

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/InexpensiveImpossibleSagePanicVis-Sm0XTMGIKH7viCfc

[soft coral]

kind of weird

I switch from 8 to 4 hours

[fast garden]

They randomly nerfed ai scav head hp

They are all 30hp now

[fast garden]

Bros boss knows game he’s gonna let you do more scav runs for that

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

thanks i guess?

[fast garden]

We love random shit

[stark torrent]

should nerf their accuracy when i shoot them in the hands and arms

[fast garden]

Holy shit

They buffed the FUCK out of boss spawns

25/20% cultists 12% goons 30 on LH

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/face-change-reaction-gif-26159977

25% is still ....barely enough but we take them small Ws

so next month we might have 35 % yipeee

[fast garden]

20 feels aight

Ofc tagilla killa partisan and GZ kollon are 20%

[stark torrent]

mate you cannot say this after we didnt find killa once that day

[soft coral]

time to scav while at work

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

Killa was 15% then

Glu was 20

That’s why we saw ggluj

[stark torrent]

like that 5% on glukhar felt like 100%

[fast garden]

And not killa

[stark torrent]

and Killa felt inexistant

damn

[fast garden]

Yeah

Literally

The difference between 15 and 20 in practicality is fucking huge

Same for 20-25

Goons 30 and Pattisan 25 on lh

Is gonna be funny

[soft coral]

died again from pmc

didn't want to scav anyway

WTF IS HHAPPENING ON NAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHEN I PMC

THERES NOBODY

WHAT IS THISSS

THE STATE OF ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

WHAT IN GODS NAME

38%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%

IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE

I'm legit losing it with these morons on na

not to mention I hit him 5times with svd and he didn't fall

legit fuming

wtf is this

pmc: not a single soul
scav: 3 man with flirs , 4 man with m4s ,

??????????????????????????????????

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[ancient marsh]

the state of it

[soft coral]

the absolute state of it

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/DarkHappyPistachioNotLikeThis-M1ycb3SvynrcbVMy

watch out, dr disrespect rotated to labs

[soft coral]

woods?

[ancient marsh]

can i get into a fucking shoreline pmc raid?

i even addedanother server

literally fucking 15 minutes of no raid

[soft coral]

no

[ancient marsh]

bro

i still haven't gotten in

an 8 minute queue and 3 5 mins queues

with restarting and changing servers

verifying files now

dogshit fucking cancer dog game

it used to just put me into a dead raid with just 1 other guy

[soft coral]

unpopular opinion: they need to change all healing animations with up to date ones that don't look so stiff and out of 2007

[ancient marsh]

@fast garden @stark torrent @compact knoll https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/InexpensiveThirstyDumplingsKeyboardCat-kGv1iR4jISNqoelV

Chris Hansen on labs

was that your grenade with 0 info or sound? please have a seat

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

[soft coral]

@fast garden yoo we hopping on?

[fast garden]

I’m just walking out of the door at work

So like 30 min if nothing else occurs

[soft coral]

go on ill wait np

i go get chips either way

[ancient marsh]

this guy is just braindead

got rest his soul

"you have a glowing nickname" BROTHER PROBABLY HAS A STREAMER HIGHLIGHTER ON HIS ESP

[soft coral]

"I'll send to admin"

this ain't a cs lobby lil bro

[ancient marsh]

BRO HE BASICALLY ADMITTED SAYING "you called me a hacker correctly only because your cheats highlighted me as a hacker"

https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/ShinyTransparentMilkCclamChamp-y-udhLMpP_0Z4bsi

[fast garden]

bro is a fucking genius

you know whats funny

those like cheater flag things flag my acc

they usually flag shit with like over a 12 kd or something

depends on the program

[ancient marsh]

Myshit been flagged then cause I had 17 kd for like 2-3 weeks

[fast garden]

LOOOOOOOK

WHAT

[soft coral]

THE STATE OF IT

[ancient marsh]

Brother can do a coffee enema now

Context: tigz was ratting and watching an episode of my strange addiction abound people pouring coffee in their ass through a tube

[soft coral]

who?

[soft coral]

@ancient marsh

@stark torrent

alt profile

[soft coral]

and here we go again

[soft coral]

2/5 for woods

[soft coral]

3/5 for woods

[soft coral]

domed a guy in the head it didn't count

A THORAX

WHEN I DINKED HIS HELMET

YES

[winged verge]

God i hate doing informed means armed on interchange. 20 second camera placement time. BETTER HOPE THE SCAV ARMY DOESNT KEEP COMING IN EVERY 12 SECONDS BRO

and i got lucky with killa not spawning there too. fuck man now i gotta try again

[stark torrent]

We have installed a technical update for #EscapefromTarkov.

The game will not be stopped, however the raid time on servers undergoing the updates may be reduced to 10 minutes.

Please download the update via the Launcher.

● Fixed all known causes of complete audio loss during raids.

We are actively working on fixing all of the causes of disappearing audio, and plan on fixing them in the nearest updates. If these issues persist, please submit the bug reports via the BSG Launcher.

● Added the ability to select local or server-based play on the location selection screen in PvE mode. We will closely monitor the load on the game servers in order to prevent long queues;
● Comprehensive update to the anti-cheat components;
● Fixed an issue where the Thorax armor hitbox would not receive damage if a bullet had penetrated the arm before hitting the armor;
● Fixed the cause of a white square appearing after dragging ballistic plates from plate carriers;
● Fixed the complete muffling of player sounds behind an open door in certain cases on Woods;
● Fixed error 228 when trying to switch to mannequin equipment immediately after building the Gear Rack zone in the Hideout;
● Fixed the issue with Lightkeeper not giving out task rewards in PVE mode if the player's inventory was full;
● Fixed the inability to interact with items received as a reward for BTR driver tasks in the same raid;
● Fixed the cause of the BTR flipping while driving in certain cases;
● Adjusted the reverb effect on outdoor locations.

sent back the 5 rigs and i got this

crazy gameplay

[ancient marsh]

"Comprehensive update to the anti-cheat components;"

bro

imagine this was before the tigz stream

if he got cheated 4 times in a row like yesterday after the update

he would legit go to london and do a drive by on bsg office

[hallow stream]

he does not know

what bsg office in london

its a ghost office

[compact knoll]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnBE7X7OOU

i love tarkin

[stark torrent]

real , he goes there , finds nobody , gets shanked by a beggar instead

[soft coral]

the one on interchange is complete aids

no idea why they decided for it to be there

blyaaa slept until 12

how

[soft coral]

Purgatory sankyu so much

[hallow stream]

https://tenor.com/view/fog-fog-horn-spongebob-the-fog-scary-gif-25590686

[soft coral]

god bless if its not gigabeef or marine to report a bug

bsg would not fix it

this will have introduced 20 more bugs

[weary mantle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/37yhdzANNHU?si=D2bz8KBOVmyfw1QC

[soft coral]

@hallow stream @stark torrent

the one mistake

and he made it

[little flame]

Lol

Adjusted

Made it worse

100%

Imagine

[hallow stream]

poor guy

[soft coral]

lv44 dvl guy

Such is life

[soft coral]

dlss 4 looks so ass

[fathom verge]

Bros paid for a 40 series card only for ghosting and input lag lol

[soft coral]

I paid for a 40 series cuz I have money

[fathom verge]

So fake

[fast garden]

Stood still in tarkov

[soft coral]

Biggest mistake

[soft coral]

we hopping on today?

[nocturne turret]

https://medal.tv/games/escape-from-tarkov/clips/jEdAs4IIBxYYKGKDU?invite=cr-MSxrRHMsNDYwNTc2MDIs

[hallow stream]

My same rection on going to shoreline

[soft coral]

scav gz meet 300 dead pmcs

free loot Iguess

[soft coral]

https://youtube.com/shorts/DuG7w8FfW0w?si=-QEdkhoyXylbyWJy @hallow stream @fast garden @little flame @ancient marsh @stark torrent

basement guy COOKING

[hallow stream]

They put more effort into these than fixing and making shit for the game

[soft coral]

sadly

[soft coral]

altyn zabralo dude in the woods camp in wooden shacks

with 23 mins left

what?

oh.

I see.

he didn't have zabralo but still

hes simply one of those legit players

no cheaters in this game

[ancient marsh]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCnBE7X7OOU&ab_channel=tarkin

HOW DOES HE DO IT

EVERY SINGLE TIME

[soft coral]

[little flame]

hes legit

[ancient marsh]

WHY AM I GETTING DESYNCED TO FUCK BY "BIGSHARTLOVER"

ON ARENA

HELLO?

IM GETTING 0-5 ROLLED BY "DADDY_DICKJUICE"

[soft coral]

bro playing arena

[fast garden]

Mindless apes clamoring for the same banana out of a box full of them

[soft coral]

its always the redditors

[ancient marsh]

some murder is moral

[fast garden]

Just a little

As a treat

[ancient marsh]

QUEUE FOR ARENA FOR 7 MINUTES ON TEAMFIGHT

GET A GOOD TEAM

WIN 2-0 SO FAR

TWO ENEMIES LEAVE

GAME GETS FOFEITED

[fast garden]

ARENA IS SO DOGSHIT

He is on one today

@stark torrent

[ancient marsh]

i mean

to be fair

what's better

"fixed all known issues"

or "fixed the issue" but then it happens again

[soft coral]

thee you at work?

[fast garden]

Yes

[soft coral]

oo

the fk you work at anyway

[fast garden]

I’d rather this at least they are attempting honesty

[soft coral]

since you're american its probably a gun shop

[fast garden]

Walmar sells guns close enough

[soft coral]

same thing

different name

[ancient marsh]

i remember the thing about a liberal journalist being shocked that she couldnt just walk into a walmart and buy a gun then and there

[fast garden]

Yeah you do actually have to have your shit together

[soft coral]

wallmart sell guns , but they're not crazy

[fast garden]

If anything Walmart is probably one of the more secure stores for guns

[soft coral]

[ancient marsh]

i mean, it's literally the law

[soft coral]

what more can a man want

[ancient marsh]

no legit gun store just gives you the gun

[soft coral]

hotdog and pepsi combo plus a glock

[fast garden]

But it’s like hunting shotguns and shit

[soft coral]

DIED BY SCAV

ON SHORELINE

PLAYER SCAV

GOT KILELD BEHIND A WALL

THANK YOU SO MUCH

ss of shame

SCREENSHOT OF SHAME

I hope his mother sucks so much dick just like him

[little flame]

no way u died

to him

[soft coral]

he was pscav

at the pier

sitting in the room

?

I entered looting the saves and ggot popped

[little flame]

lil close there bro

[little flame]

@stark torrent no don t go back to tarkov

[stark torrent]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1287351320373629021.gif?size=160&name=hungwumpus

[little flame]

are u back on tarkov like fr?

[stark torrent]

Ye i promised a friend ill play with him

[little flame]

i sentence you to thy gallows

ur not done with kcd2?

i hope

[stark torrent]

not a chance

[little flame]

so fun

lmao

where u at?

2nd region unlocked right

no way u havent unlocked it tho

cuz uve played more than me

i started gambling in the game recently

its p fun i cant even lie lol

this scav is mfn ready bro

holy

[soft coral]

bro still doing test drive

[little flame]

who

[little flame]

nerd

[soft coral]

[little flame]

lol damn

[little flame]

wanna run a raid

havent been on in a while

[soft coral]

I need bolty kills for sbih

[little flame]

thas fine cuh

all urs

[soft coral]

my raids are a ton of camping

[little flame]

idc just wanna do sum in tarkov lol

i can sit there

cmon buh

MY EYES

les run it buv

what map u need

god allmighty

12% survival rate

@stark torrent

´this might be THE worst tarkov player

with 2500 hours

i feel honoured

[soft coral]

Lil bro didn't know he can get obdolbos with the recipe

[little flame]

lil bro didn't know he could get a baddie beard from the recipe

[ancient marsh]

surely not a KD dropper right?

[little flame]

bro

hes lvl 13

[soft coral]

shut it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_J2CZKGBzT0

2 fools

@stark torrent hop on later on

[little flame]

im in

[fast garden]

Bro played for like 2 days and then stopped totally

[soft coral]

lighthouse 1/5

[little flame]

[soft coral]

@fast garden

[fast garden]

Bro ate that like a champ

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

John Sniper

Streets is such a shit map to do sbih

[little flame]

streets doesnt exist

[soft coral]

get southern road spawn
run up
see 2 dudes running for the stryker

their biggest mistake was spawning in

[little flame]

almost get headshotted by a scav on road

classic

[soft coral]

2/5 for tarkov shooter 4

legit progress

[little flame]

all thanks to me

not

moral support

trust

[soft coral]

bro didn't spot SHIT

[little flame]

i did

i saw the dead guy on ur feet

[soft coral]

yes you spotted the trees

ok

[little flame]

i saw everything needed

no shots towards us

[soft coral]

fingers crossed next raid we get 2/5 for sbih

[little flame]

bro forgot his scav vest

[soft coral]

@fast garden end work faster damn it

[little flame]

hard at work or hardly workin

[fast garden]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/382156564758396929/1337495052838113372/image0.jpg?ex=67a7a6d6&is=67a65556&hm=d0518ceba932f16f1b63a30c9b80200be82e98ae188f31d9db8b77ba52749e70&

I mean

Maybe

[little flame]

[soft coral]

his boyfriend ran away though

looted him and ran away

[little flame]

[little flame]

reflahsing

i had a stroke and died

couldnt even read past the first sentence

[fast garden]

Pve player bro give him a break

[stark torrent]

Absolute retard

[fast garden]

He had to take the short bus to school

[little flame]

he ruined his lk quest line by playing pve

[soft coral]

he is specially able

[little flame]

he made his brain worse

[fast garden]

Unironically though

[little flame]

actual retard

"its time to fuck dudes" -ivan

[stark torrent]

probably cope but whatever

[soft coral]

lost the kit

to a rogue

through the bilboard

??????????????????????

how is that even possible

how can he see me through a billboard which is OPAQUE

[little flame]

kappa

jesus

got fucked in the ass but i would do again for this loot

virtex and sg and roler, diaries i forgot in my docs a while ago

cum

[stark torrent]

[little flame]

wtf is this

i typed ew

lol pzrp server

forgot i joined that

[little flame]

thats u

schweaty

[soft coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wl8YGKLPH_4

who let bro cook

[little flame]

monday tmrw

[soft coral]

second raid no sbih kills

:(

its so over we lost

[little flame]

u got sbih'd

by rog

rog.

fix game

https://tenor.com/view/picklejuicelover69-gif-1483426411005875907

bsg please save us

[soft coral]

2 deaths back to back

thank you so much

[little flame]

god bless tarkov

chinese cheating party

ivan ffs

why u taking so long

[stark torrent]

guy shoots me from window
i panic shot in the random direction of window
hit him in the jaws

ill take it

[little flame]

balls in yo jaws

[soft coral]

thank you so much lighthouse

I love this game

can't spot anyone

[little flame]

bro was camping for 10 min straight

making no noise

[soft coral]

5 people shooting me at once

[little flame]

so cancer

[soft coral]

I'm starting to lose it with lighthouse

deaths back to back

[little flame]

i shat on ivans killer

how dare he repeak me

fuckin loser

[soft coral]

my bad

[little flame]

its showing u how many bitches u got brotha

:Ez

ivans dogtag is worth 1 rouble

what a loser

[soft coral]

@fast garden still at work?

[little flame]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-gif-18046692

[little flame]

thee is typing

[fast garden]

“Ah I shot at a fucking cheater, he just turned and instantly shot me in the head fk this game”

[fast garden]

Also this is probably very true

It’s easy as fuck to just go join a cheater discord/forum and see them all start tweaking out

[fast garden]

Once again I am leaving eta 30 minutes if I even can stomach tarkov when I get home

[soft coral]

ah oke fair enough

[little flame]

tarkov is not for the faint hearted

[soft coral]

entire raid of lighthouse

saw 1 dude

and we got shot by m1a behind us

[little flame]

guy in chalet

[soft coral]

we've ran 5 raids

1/5 for lighthouse sbih

I love this map so much

we either don't see anyone

or if we do and I shoot him I die

from some other dude looking at me the entire time

[little flame]

idk how im alive

[stark torrent]

Ran into a two man wallhackers on streets yippeeee

Porn acting was insane

[little flame]

[stark torrent]

Bro got tired of me baiting him through a door so he just headtapped me through the door

[little flame]

lol

[little flame]

@stark torrent

[stark torrent]

Minor Fracture detected

[little flame]

misscalculated my jump

[soft coral]

lighthouse 2/5

3/10 for punisher

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WE MAKE THOSE HAPPEN

[little flame]

I BAITED HIM

HE CAN VOUCH

IM THE MASTERBAITER

[fast garden]

Going home

Funeral procession

I do not see the end of it

[stark torrent]

Need 2 more kills

Run into a 2 naked guys with hatchet

Oh noo he is gonna kill us for the quees- dies

[soft coral]

OMG

[little flame]

WE SURVIVED

FINALKLY

LIGHTHOUSE

[soft coral]

escaped with 6 mins reamining on lighthouse

[little flame]

ITS DONE

[soft coral]

what a marathon

[little flame]

SHIT ON

[soft coral]

8 meters

[little flame]

all thanks to me

the masterbaiter

IFNMNALLYYL

FINALYLYYLYLYYYLY

THANK YOU NIKITA

[little flame]

THANK YOU NIKITA

[stark torrent]

we selling this trash

[little flame]

THANK YOU

IVAN

I HAHTYIKER YOU

I HAVE A CAMERA

U SAID NO MARKING OR ANYHING

[ember shuttle]

oh yeah u gotta plant a camera for that

kek

[little flame]

shat on a ak12 meta retard tho

[soft coral]

@stark torrent @fast garden

[ember shuttle]

bros prob doing punisher

[soft coral]

bro had a glock with 1 mag

[little flame]

i told u where he was bruv

all thanks to me

[soft coral]

ok?

good for u dingus

[ember shuttle]

bro wasnt moving tf

[soft coral]

tower2

[little flame]

i know

i spotted him

[ember shuttle]

bros keyboard died

[little flame]

ivan fatass didnt

[little flame]

IT SOUDNS LIKE IMA DROP THE HARD R

AT THE END

BRO

WHAT

[soft coral]

I did spot him at first when he shot you

but not the second time cuz bush

[little flame]

HE SHOT U LOL

i took 0 dmg

[little flame]

well welll welll

back he is

to running a ak-12 kit

with his 36% sr

[soft coral]

we are making slow progress but progress nonetheless

[little flame]

i was missing

1

MARKER

FOR

ENERGY CRISIS

@stark torrent

uhh

jammer for broadcast1?

right

halfway there

god bless my favorite map

this map

IS OP

SO*

[stark torrent]

@fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[little flame]

NOT OP

IS SO FUCK9ING BAD

[stark torrent]

BSG can now ban you ingame for being in a cheating / RMT discord server lmfao

and if someone snitches or tracks you down and your account name they can ban you

[little flame]

i would assume u already could?

[stark torrent]

even if you dont use cheats or shit

[little flame]

is that new news?

i mean why would u ngl

other than shitting on cheaters

[stark torrent]

people sat there to read updates on cheats

[little flame]

aaah

[stark torrent]

just that

[soft coral]

Highest I've been on shooter born

bless

[little flame]

SKillissue

finally

decnet ammo

next lvl

[little flame]

ofc its from a cod discord

yucky emote

[fast garden]

Holy shit

[fast garden]

56a1 is basically 5.45 PS

Dogshit ammo man

If you are using 5.56 and it’s not 55a1 or better just use m855

You are gonna have to hit people in the face or 20+ times either way

May as well not be a tracer and be cheap

[stark torrent]

BT

[fast garden]

I meant exactly what I said

[stark torrent]

PS has 28 pen , 56a1 has 38

it feels like PS , sure

to be fair , all 556 feels shit

damage wise

[little flame]

better than 55 or 56 retard

💀

[stark torrent]

shooting feels good , damage feels incredible bad

[fast garden]

Ok buddy

[stark torrent]

even 55a1 , people do not die

[fast garden]

[little flame]

joke

sry :(

[fast garden]

855>56a1

[little flame]

maybe 2 wipes ago ye

[stark torrent]

jump from the mountain on Lighthouse NOW

[little flame]

na idk

[fast garden]

I’m talking about right now

I am so deadass

[little flame]

im on a mountain

howd u know

[fast garden]

Banned from oeft discord

That’s how he knows

[stark torrent]

You play Lighthouse man, you are on a mountain or dead

[little flame]

no

[fast garden]

Nvm he right

[little flame]

ur on a mountain and dead

[fast garden]

Camping skill issue

[stark torrent]

Got Test Drive 3 now , time to hang my left nut as well now , the right one was lost on TD 2

God bless BSG and their quest desing

[fast garden]

Park ass in a good enough spot and only green skeleton players and thermals from too close to matter are gonna see you

Test 3 is so fun yippie

[stark torrent]

This time, the gun is fine-ish , but the map is the worst it could be

[fast garden]

Tbh the valday makes me not like the ak12

[stark torrent]

I dont like the ak12 either , i wanted to like it , i really did , every interaction with it left a bad taste

[fast garden]

Like the gun is fine but that scope is shit for anything but 70+ ergo or sitting still

[stark torrent]

Ye and valday is not good on full auto guns

but i can make it work

[fast garden]

I prefer 74m kinda

[fast garden]

P90

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

I literally only use that thing on p90 and ump

[stark torrent]

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/blackbeard-blackbeard-writing-taking-notes-writing-gif-17583038544116987898

[quick raven]

:thunmb:

[soft coral]

KNIGHT SHOT ME TWICE IN 0.1 SECONDS

AND GOT ME

[fast garden]

here

[soft coral]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LIGHTHOUSE HAAAAAAAAAAA

ok i had to let it out

[stark torrent]

https://www.reddit.com/r/EscapefromTarkov/comments/1ik8in8/ran_over_by_invisible_btr_10_ready_btw_bug/

[fast garden]

@little flame

[hallow stream]

Double ass reaction

[little flame]

bout fuckin time

[fathom verge]

I got 3 ammo cases but am still not fully versed on good ammo, so I’ve just got a Gorillion random bullets

[fast garden]

PICK ONE

PLEASE BRO

IS THE KEY CRACKED OR IS TWO BTC LOW CHANCE

[fast garden]

Right click ammo
look at number

[fathom verge]

I ain’t doin allat

[fast garden]

tarkov players reach 200 hours and pick one of three things

cheat

arrogant

ignorant

[fathom verge]

Is what it is

[fast garden]

i jest

[fathom verge]

It’s not entirely untrue

But it’s usually more than one

After all, how many cheaters have you encountered that clearly don’t actually know how to play the game

[fast garden]

cheaters get to pick from a bonus category

i miss when tarkov cheaters were all dogshit

they have all learned how to play the fucking game now

its gotten a lot harder to kill them

[fathom verge]

I know atleast one ‘god mode’ cheat doesn’t block melee damage

[fast garden]

thats so fucking random

gonna go beat a cheaters ass later with that info

anyway

[fathom verge]

Shot him in the unarmoured head with a mosin and he just started laughing. ‘You paid 200 euros to sit in a bush’. He broke both my legs so I just wobbled up to him and meleed him in the head

And he just kinda died

[fathom verge]

I didn’t make it out alive but I’ve got his dog tag

So, suck it

[winged verge]

im back. to complain again. Im here to say: Woods is a dogshit map and i fucking hate it

[ancient marsh]

Saving literal pennies

[glacial haven]

dude wants a whole ass programming language to create mag presets

[stark torrent]

Min Maxxer God

All this to get 1 tapped off spawn by someone else

[ancient marsh]

He's on PvE as well

[stark torrent]

Ah , i see

[little flame]

real

[little flame]

ofc

hello xal

how u doin brotha

[stark torrent]

real

[little flame]

quietest scav ive ever been in

heard 0 shots bro

nae moment

aint no way

imagine being lvl 63 in fuckin pve bro

😭

[ancient marsh]

ouuushka

[little flame]

finally bruh

[little flame]

jesus

nice one

[soft coral]

bless

[little flame]

insta died to retard

cuz i missclicked

nice

hes using monocle

nvg

hes an actual weirdop

[soft coral]

Me everytime I hit a shooterborn

Kinda thinking of going factory to hunt tagilla

[stark torrent]

Me everytime i die to a buckshot scav from 80m

[soft coral]

we hate this game so much

[soft coral]

nowdays you will find blue tape there

[ancient marsh]

man red card was such an overrated item honestly

you'd need like a thousand raids for it to pay you back when it was 70mil

[soft coral]

So if they upgraded anti cheat

wheres my reports?

[little flame]

sooo fucking stonks

[soft coral]

yooo

Bro survived a lighthouse raid

imagine

[little flame]

lets ghooooo

only 2 left

used to pray for times like these

[soft coral]

not really

after long road

[little flame]

atm

[soft coral]

its missing cargo

[little flame]

AT

THE

MOMENT

lemme be in peace of mind

ima cry

[soft coral]

real

[little flame]

ima have to dick you down on some jeager shit

[soft coral]

easy job part 2

timmy noo

bro is hating his luck

I mean its na its ok

they are allowed to be shit

[little flame]

feels wrong actually being able to play tarkov

just cuz im on na servers

nae was so dead rn

0 pmcs in my lighthouse

i aint complaining

fuck water treatment

all rogues got bopped >kekw

[little flame]

wanna run some raids

fella

sry if i was being loud yesterday was so fuckin sleep deprived was going schizo