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i did no such thing
tommorow is Friday we do not kill ourselves we made it one more week
GN
Nearly there 
who asked you
horrible thing to have to read

Why the fucking keks
idk actually
brainrot
THERE IS A COCK ON MY SCREEN MOODS
And they still kek react
LOOOOKA AT THE STATE OF IT
LOOOOK
Neuron activation
YOU CANT PARK THERE MATE
wtf are we doing with our lives
god help us
owm to watch lucifer on netflix
see ya
Its one of those shows that fall off after a couple seasons
most of them do
apart from house this was the same shit for 8 seasons
and it was funny all throughout
I am really sad Dexter fell off like that too
Yeah, its good, but after they kill doakes it kinda starts sucking
I hope you spill your chai
sorry let me correct
let me see how they broke him more
whoops queued na
got shot at crossing the bridge
gonna get camped for 40 min now
also guards arent where they are supposed to be
ok i said that and one showed up
they actually fixed it
i cannot believe

The jokes write themselves
scroll insta
"name a villain who was a hero"
picture of hitler pops up
OH NAWWWWWWWW @fast garden @compact knoll @stark torrent
unrecoverable
unlock cqcms
death to scav ear and nape headshots goes up exponentially
go lighthouse
get shot by lapua ap
different game
My 1 tarkov raid of the day
I saw a guy carrying tank battery on shoreline
I followed him very slowly very far away to his extract
He gets to his extract and I blow his brains out all over
Thats 1 person who will definitely rage report me for cheating
Never go tunnel guys
the "P" in P ammos for 9x21 and 9x18 actually stands for "abysmal dogshit-not even suitable for naked scavs"
Anyone on pve side wanna explain to me why the reserve ORB2 key is currently worth 500k to over 1million right now?
quest key + everything on PvE is inflated to hell because it doesnt wipe and people have money
ah yes
when u get a book for ur birthday instead of a big titted goth gf with an m4a1 on the side

... 
This book will change nothing
God bless
we made it to friday
once again 
Maybe today I can get my last 5 psus
spawn interchange
die from a shot I didn't hear
Thanks
shiee my bad dawg
Video of a 5x opening of the airdrop you get from using the special yellow flare given to you by Prapor.
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how fucking depressing lmao
bro
am I gonna be looking at the andromeda galaxy?
ty sir
get folded bitchass
this is what you get
for not leaving the fucking raid
I can see the reddit threat comming in for "player scavs spawning too soon"
@stark torrent

on accident?
Basically
A scav killed me thru like 6 fucking windows
I spammed the shit out my keyboard then rage slid my mouse across the mouse pad and it fell off my table
yeah right

YEAH
Guess thats my wipe done
so it was a skill issue ultimately
I could probably get to the point where I was
In less time now
Due to people not doing those tasks and the areas being less contested
Surely 
Rage issue but yes
Honestly I have not crashed out that hard at a game since like 2017 league of legends after losing my promotions to diamond
Sure buddy boy
mannn
I might not regret resetting my account in the long run I was kind of addicted
Lizi mi kurac brate
Jedi govna 
you too
@soft coral @compact knoll @stark torrent @fast garden
my sound booster software started getting blocked by battle eye and windows built in sound equalizer isn't enough for me so i asked if anyone has any tips
playing the game is cheating btw
Stop breathing ur cheating
bro
sincei upgraded my pc for tarkov
my game got like 70% quieter
ok
Desmond unironically says thus on stream
I bought a property on streets of tarkov, and what they do, is they give you the propety
Ayo chill the fuck out yo he sittin there playin wit a
well desmond literally has "complaining" on his stream tags so
Thereās a reason he never breaks 1k viewers
Anytime I notice he is streaming when I look at twitch he has like 60 people watching
Iāll get in stream and he will be calling some guy in chat retarded

new bug dropped @soft coral
i looted knight, took his armored rig
every plate was 0
dropped the plates
weight didnt change
sir I just work here
game is pay to lose
Hear thee hear thee as one spreads wisdom
i just had a idea for the spongebob image

whoever invented the new sound system needs to be hanged by the balls off of the highest birch tree in the world
this is basically what I just heard
survey for khorovod
I didn't participate
didn't participate
didn't participate
didn't participate
Thank you so much
fuck khorovod
Get this man 2 pressure gauges
thank you so much
Glad they actually asked about flee in game instead of on twitter
Where people who donāt even own the game were voting
Nah ill hop on with u
Nerd
Gotta kill some more na sloths
Redditors got to the poll anyways, no flea won
I've seen gey porn straighter than this message
Naaah what
U made it gey

I will stop playing the game

I donāt even rely on flea for shit
I just think getting rid of it would be genuinely stupid
Yw
I donāt think the loss of flee is such a big deal to me, but it would render the gunsmith quests Cbt
And it would lead to the cultist circle never getting used
Because how the fuck do I know what the item is āworthā to reach the 400,000 sweet spot
@stark torrent I had a customer with a internet order that was 114 deys delayed
gg UK
You have zero idea what you are talking about


may god explode ivan
@soft coral when was your last pmc raid
the other day
Scav mains

God I hate that quest
Killed two pmcs in the downstairs office but was too heavy to climb out the window so got shot through the asshole
And I canāt buy new ones yet
i got fucking in the ass
fucked*
see
my braincells got evaporated
i lost 2
last one
they always manage to fucking kill me so fast
this quest is so bad man
im playing horribly rn
āIncorrect informationā
Thatās wrong btw man
āDonāt careā

got some eu and nae selected surely i dont get fucked in the butthole instantly on nae right
With that m4 you deserve it
Hell yeah. I donāt care if flea price isnāt what the circle is based off of, itās more convenient to use flea to do it
Then go get the missing mods
Erm, working as intended
Youāre being haunted by everyone you killed
PTSD episode
You should be paraded around town in a brazen bull for this abhorrent behavior
That m4 is going on my suicide note
bro i upgraded it
Jesus h christ

DEFAULT M4 STOCK
trust
THE WORST IN THE GAME BY A MILE
Shortbarrled m4 with pistol grip stock is king
To buy the shit? Kinda yeah
The tank battery is always worth 330k regardless of it being 200k on flea or 600k
Is a sick shotgun tbf
Yeah, every type of plate carrier ive spawned with as a scav has never had plates in it
wtf
is this game
bro
lemme fucking clip this shit
brother
what is this game bro?
hello?
dont ask why i spam mag checked
its funny to do
Uhhhh#
My only guess is that somehow theres a Boss nearby
Yes but that doesnt' HAVE to be relevant
Oh
extracted
game sounds still play
ok
purgatory
????????????????????????????????????????
@little flame @fathom verge @fast garden @stark torrent
What
Those two percentages of people are mutually exclusive
God bless
You could say
Flea should be opened on game start and I wish there was no Flea

Khorovod was a very fun event
I didnt participate in it
#escapefromtarkov #tarkov #ŠæŠ¾Š±ŠµŠ³ŠøŠ·ŃŠ°Ńкова #ŃŠ°Ńков

It was fun to watch people get mad about
I enjoyed murdering people doing khorovod
was fun
resort
drop a nade from the roof
ez
- 3 scavs too
@soft coral go my children
u got repentance?
goated game tho
got like 140 hours in it gotta play it more
didnt they say they fixed it
idki
i just got it
so i assume no
i pirated tboi when i had no money
but then got my money up
and bought it
goated devs goated game
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Nikita hears a voice
real
true actually
omagah
every woods raid legit 500k
I press f 10 times I'm millionare
first time youve seen a stash or what
I knew this stash existed but I never found it
yes ofc
pmc
woods
13 mins left
m700 domes me in the nape
thanks I hope you die
L
what an amazing armor piece
protects every part of ur body with 6th lvl 
you do not belong here.
pfp states different
ew

@ancient marsh any logical tigz drama recap or u dont know
your right has been revoked
stop

funny


sorry mr russian i lost 3 zabralos i am not happy
why did chat die
logical is a bellend
hes here
his entire personality is being a lvndmark mod
i tohought it was my vpx
actually crying bro

actually gonna snap tho

there will be no poll
Every scav spawned with a half mask
Now, punisher 2? Not a half mask to be found
No one has one, and the people that do arenāt FIR
Maka gets the pass
This is established
Iāve said it before as well
Tolerates people in lass thread

Somehow
no clue who it is

i wanna use like 7 homophobic slurs rn
THE AIMPUNCH ON THIS FUCKING GAAAAAAAAAAME
WHY AM I PUNISHED FOR TRYING TO HIT HEADSHOTS
Ok š
brotha
if you use anything sp6 fucking grill yourself
Stop playing arena 
i want ref 4 for once
Meh
It was pretty nice last wipe but like
The fact that you have to play arena should be enough of a deterrent
Ref 3 is comparatively easy to get
i need like .3 rep left and its cancer
only have cancer quests i wanna grill myself
reroll
For 4?

ye
The thing it was good for was last wipe before they added the zabralo barters since they were impossible to get for quests
.3 so 30 rep?
And sp-6
3 dailies
yes
š¤
ye i think you can also get sp6
The only things that are good on ref 4 are SP-6 and BP
And you have to play waaayyyy too much arena to justify that shit
if you dont already have 500 plates already
Like I can just buy bagariy and plates are so easy to get
So fun fact. I built my bitcoin farm before I built my gym because DRILLS DONT FRIGGIN EXIST IN THIS DAMN GAAAAME
Ref 3 cpc was insane
But they are more expensive and on ref 4 now so like
Whatās the point for just class 5 
By the time you have ref 4 you have max traders already for 2 weeks
Capturing outposts is significantly less work for sp6
+isnāt arena

Just want my Val, but I get to suffer prapor or ref 4, or pay 100,000 roubles per gun
@stark torrent you didn't tell me your mom plays tarkov 
ok ok too far
is joke
i work fucking quadruple overtime and still lose
ok fair
my buddy killed gluhar on a scav + a guard
only lost 0.23
i lost 0.01 or some shit for killing 1 guard
worth 2 pmags with 56a1 ash 12 n shit
10/10 would harass gluhar again
The biggest piece of quest
The better question is do you have everything
@fast garden hop on?
Just leaving work rn
I am in need of fucking dudes
Assuming no bullshit, online in 20-30 min
no that came out wrong

Nikitaās vision is extremely homo man style
Never finding those good luck
iedy hop on bitchass
Including the extra one later?
No
no idea
Have you gotten to test drive 3?
No

im gonna finish streets before i do assesement ye
to do td 3 as well
dogshit game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ALL OF THIS
FOR ONE QUEST
legit
all of the quests I have rn
are the annoying ones left
Counteraction+test3+ass1 combo deal
Spend literally 30min repairing broken guns from fence man
Maybe 4 hours
Worth trust
very fun thank you so much
I will become a better repairman than a izmash worker
Idk what you want
Thee
Iāve never done it tho
I am once again asking for your cheese support

Real we should do it to each other tbh
I donāt actually want to flashbang
Iāve been playing one raid then getting on destiny the last like 3-4 days anyway
2 men flash eachother in an office area naked

shit becomes stale
after lv 40
cuz by that time
you complete the nice and easy tasks
go there mark this pick up that
kill X amount of this
the things after that are bosses and just aids shit
kill 300 cockroches with a bb gun from 300 meters away: reqired for kappa btw
you said 30 mins? @fast garden
Gotem
bro completes stirrup 
I just do em all...
fyi
contractors here
so theres loud music outside my window

best situation for tarkov
Shoreline
spawn next to the USEC base or whatever it is
Run north towards the resort
Immeditely run into a three man coming south
I hate shoreline spawns by the shoreline
Whatever this is, Rogue camp i guess
not even usec
dumbass
thats the port where bay 5 is
its peacekeeper controller
bro doesn't know his lore
No, because that would be retarded to know
If its where bay 5 is why does it have 11 written on it
because bay 5 is inside the thing
bro my buddy got killed by a cheater with a red rebel from like 200 meters away
what
he checked his profile and he was red rebel with blackjack
so confused

apparently his red rebel shoots lapua
ah yes


bought red rebel and went down to 6.4mil
actually joev3er
joever
:(
Merely got long arms
saw a scav dead earlier with his head stretched out a whole meter
was pretty realistic
he got domed by gluhar
i imagine a ash 12 would do that yes
surely
as nikita intended
cheater!!!
yes
its me sorry
Keep tryna headshot Scavs with 12G, but they keep dying to the Thorax spread
skissue
I gotta be pressing the barrel against their heads to get the Headshot
just use choke
yes maybe run slugs?
50 bmg, always
what a fucking emote
me
stfu
no
shut your funny up
@fast garden
ok
nvm
i was joking
ah yes
im retarded
i typed 222

thought it said 222
this key sucks
THIS GUY STINKS
Outplayed - The ultimate capture app for gamers. While playing, it automatically captures your best moments and biggest plays. When the match is over, relive your best (and not so best) moments by watching them in the match timeline.
u can acc run this gun
LMFAOAFOFOO
tried making the goofiest gun i could
lemme cook
recoil isnt too bad

Im beginning to think scavs sneaking up on you with no Audio isn't an audio issue
and theyre actually just teleporting in behind you
your mother
(im coping)

brilliant
rich aff
stonks
was gonna save it as best SA build but i dont think i want too
had to reconsider
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Whoops
@soft coral cheater just fired warning shots at me

night factory 5 pm NA
on a friday

classic
God bless
its good that we didnt continue
play a few raids
want to end it all
i just went back into the corner
then he left after killing everyone
then the scavs starting coming after me since i was only pmc alive
factory btw
like ok thanks scavs
I think i just saw a scav activate his warp core. He ran behind a wall but never came back out
and i went to check, and hes gone
Labs ptsd from ages ago
Kek
When some cheaters just tried to scare you out of the raid
alright
would it be pretty funny if i sold a bunch of gpus
for the bit
?
?
or i could list them as like
50 packs
for "cheap"

do Jensen_Huang
hellen wong

150 is the listing limit btw
name dropped
just gonna farm flea rep tbh
peak username
So
I went in 1 raid on gz it was a dead raid
Like 0 pmcs
Got all the tasks done
Jeager next

LOOOOOK
MOOOOODDDDSSSS
CHEATER
CHEATER
REDDIT POST ETA 1 HOUR
be honest would you report
2.8k hrs played
No lol
And a barely above 50% survival rate 
Honestly how the fuck do you ppl put in 600 raids
Im like only slightly above half that i was at like 360 something
i played like every day after work and on my weekends since wipe till like 3 days ago
its the people with 1k+ raids that are insane
This games just for the mentally ill
obviously
Need a extraction shooter thats more casual and with a actual anti cheat
So not hunt showdown
tell us when you find it
Hopefully the devs who made the finals lock in with their extraction shooter
Arc raiders possibly
as if
It is
Honestly i think it depends
or postponed indefinitely
If d2 still makes them money
(it doesnt)
they cant afford a rushed game
they sold to sony and then the smart ones left because the ship was crashing
now like half the studio is gone and the game has been in a worse state than launch
They can afford a rushed game and then the studio is gonna be forced to work on projects that they are assigned to instead of making their own ip
Which is the most likely scenario
If this comes true ill be sitting there yelling at my monitor like Ivan "I TOLD YOU SO"
i mean
thats like another step in the process
i still am not hopefull for marathon
Contractors Showdown Exfilzone
(you need VR)
You need a pc that can run vr and also isn't that game new
But yea im waiting for arc raiders which drops this year
VR is for children of rich parents and people who have zero social interaction and rely on "18+ bar roleplay" to talk to """women"""
The extraction shooter mode is extremely new, only came out in free beta in December then went into alpha in jan
Id say this if it was still like 2015
I dont talk to women I talk to men š
Where you need to set up the motion tracking and bullshit
Via cameras
Now you just put it on head and it works
they get freaky in vr chat bro
You can run it on the device itself
Thats a known fact
VR chat is for degens and furries
Flop probably plays vr chat cus hes a twink
Im a twink but I dont even use VR chat
I have a bf so I dont need validation from strangers 
patient zero
Youāre more likely to end up on an episode of to catch a predator on vr chat
the third category of VR owners, men who like men (other word banned)
Mfer showed up to the TARKOV chat and was unable to handle the average Tarkov player 
forgot about that
The Soviet AT-4 ATGM NATO reporting name
Ghei
I bought VR explicitly just to play exfilzone cause I wanted to play tarkov but good 
bro picked a random word on the periodic table as a name and is coming after me 
tarkov but against people within the 3 categories that own VR (easy mode)

Thats so real 
Its actually real lmao me and my friend ran duos on tark for like a year and we crush skulls because no one knows how the fuck to actually push or do anything
People havent even figured out that you should run good ammo in your guns 
dont remember if it was you or someone else that posted some vr tarkov clone clip with a weird ass holo scope shit but the dudes they were shooting at were entirely clueless
Literally
level 5 armour
Ronin helmet (a very good helmet in the game)
Kitted M4
Using awful flesh rounds
ronin is helmet of all time
But yeah the playerbase is a little stupid right now but the devs are very good they fix bugs within 2 weeks of them appearing 
Bsg could never
they ACTUALLY FIXED ZYRAICHY
3 idiot devs cost 1 good developer and nikita would rather 3 idiots
What if i told you
That i can probably find a spt mod that does that
And that they probably just
i do not care
Copy pasted the mod into the game
they probably arent broken there to begin with

Its all entirely possible cause thats what they did with mounting system
But somehow
Mounting is worse with bsg inplementation than the mod
I have no idea how they did it but they fucked up copying a feature that was already pre made for them 
what is different ab the mod featire
The mod feature is actually good and works like mounting is supposed to work
Okay let me put it like this when was the last time you used mounting in oive
Live
like bro mantling is like, pretty fine aside from a random couple spots
like every raid? its fucking awesome
wait
"mounting"
vs
"mantling"
nvm
bipods are sometimes useful but yeah mantling is usually worse than just crouching
FUCK
Yup
You see if you have half a braincell you can legit mount ur gun anywhere no matter if it has bipod or not
And it doesnt drain ur arm stamina to do that
Unless ur above certain kg or well
Mounting a walk with your gun
Realistically, which is what the mod allows you to do
You can mount your gun anywhere as long as your gun fits thru said crevis and on said object
sometimes i wish the bipods were like the bfv bipods
where they just kinda auto deploy but dont impede your aim etc whatsoever
though tarkov has more, realistic gun mechanics since any sway etc is represented in where the bullets go
its so fucking awkward in tarkov
im trying to like genuinely think of a game with similarly awkward gun mounting
i think, heavy emphasis on think, that the bf4 bipods were a pain in the ass
and they werent good anyway
since bullets fly out of your gun 60 degrees in any direction unless its a bolt action in BF
Here you legit in the mod
Put your gun on a rail no matter if you have bipod or jot
Not
Press button
Gives you ui icon that you are mounted and reduces your recoil and stuff
No arm stamina penalty while adsing either
the fact that with regular mounting in live tarkov, you arm drain the same is nuts to me
You can obv still wasd and unmount yourself that way you arent stuck in a uncomfortable position where ur locked in place
Plus the system is getting a update in said mod to be made better and work better with the existing bipods that got added into the game
Atleast i got him eventually...





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forgot the front sight but still shat on people












