💣tarkov-released

[little flame]

but then they fucked it all up as usual

[glacial haven]

I enjoyed Streets of Tarkov until it basically always crashed the game of my mate since every apartment is fully decorated and detailed

[little flame]

now cheaters vaccuum all the loot kek

idk if vaccuum is still a thing tho

[glacial haven]

I am not up to date anymore with Tarkov cheats because I don't play the game, the last time I heard that something changed, was when looting through walls got debuffed from 10m to 2m

[little flame]

love sp on a scav

was taking potshots dont mind the ammo used kekw

[compact knoll]

disagree

it only gets better

psycho sniper was so fucking easy on it

i did it in 3 raids

[fast garden]

You did a task on the map that’s nothing but spawn kills

That’s literally the issue

[compact knoll]

[fast garden]

Every spawn can get camped just like on lighthouse

Difference is that you can typically see who is 🏕️ ing you

[fathom verge]

Picked a random AK from Prapor for Punisher again, got 9 kills before i realised this is a fuckin AKN not an AKM

[ancient marsh]

you mean AK74

btw for punisher any 7.62x39 AK works, even the VPO one

[fathom verge]

Ak74N, yes

[fast garden]

Friend forgot ak for punisher

Killed 136 scav

He had like, maybe 30 rounds between 3 10 ed mags

Punisher in one raid

[ancient marsh]

really liking 5.45 AK's in arena

load with 7n40

zero recoil

[stark torrent]

NOT spawn by the AGS
Guess im doing the quest next raid

[fast garden]

Yep.

[fast garden]

7n40 is the saving grace for an otherwise very dubious caliber

[ancient marsh]

lega daily OUUUSHKA

[fast garden]

Magical ak bullet

Avt last hero

Kill them all,

[untold harness]

We love 7.62x54R 🙏

[stark torrent]

wait marksman gets avt

OOOSKHA

[ancient marsh]

honestly i don't care

insane reload time

i just abuse the sr-25

[stark torrent]

g28

but tbf all guns feel good

its the ammo that is crazy

[fast garden]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-gif-13390470055447068071

[ancient marsh]

yeah every semi is sameish

[fast garden]

Avt with BT:

That gun still has no recoil

For what it is

[compact knoll]

for some reason

7.62x51 feels WAY

stronger in arena

[ancient marsh]

i disagree

i tried to use the svd to practice for punisher a wipe or two ago

it was sooooo fucking ass

unreal hitmarker farm gun

[compact knoll]

g28 fucked so hard for me

[ancient marsh]

oh wait

you meant x51

i misread as 54r

yeah x51 is pretty good

2 tap chest kills across the board, on every armor

[compact knoll]

54r is bigger tho, you would think it would do more damage

[ancient marsh]

@compact knoll it used to

but it also made PS ammo one tap chest

that's where the mosin man meta came from

they made chest 85 instead of 80

[fast garden]

Even like, fmj ammo is only 82 flesh or something

Let’s add shit rounds so people can’t kill each other with the mosin anymore

Probably did this because they killed DLLs since people were swapping to the new dlss that actually looks good

[ancient marsh]

7n40

if you use pkm in arena actually unironically kill yourself

[next temple]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277023294108864619/1333910909726232668/RDT_20250125_135412.mp4?ex=679a9cd7&is=67994b57&hm=eecce35fee0d4dbff73ad0d756b26febc6cbf200ea0f3c1192cc3f0b62794a76&

[compact knoll]

it fucks so hard tho

[fast garden]

♻️

[compact knoll]

i was mad when people used it against me too

aimpunch is crazy

[fast garden]

It’s meh

[ancient marsh]

yeah exactly

that's why i fucking hate it

literally 0 skill

you just make people not able to play

until they die

cause their POV gets knocked into the fucking stratosphere

[north lagoon]

Tarkov shooter part 3 got me tweaking

Factory is like the jungles of Vietnam, I can’t see any PMC that isn’t 3 feet in front of me

Gonna just run ground zero and prey on the lower levels

[compact knoll]

youre gonna lose more doing that

just go fac

save the time

[north lagoon]

I find a lot of hatchlings or pistolings on GZ so I take my chances there

That’s how I got stirrup done in two raids

[stark torrent]

i use rpd

you will NOT take B point

[stark torrent]

stirrup is a dead end quest tho

[fast garden]

I love that blammer so much

I have yet to set an RPD scav this wipe

[north lagoon]

Yeah I just like the challenge doing it

I don’t like seeing an incomplete quest on my quests tab

[fast garden]

I got the shit scared out of me by a very fast moving m4 scav earlier

[compact knoll]

i remember

when like 2 or 3 years ago nikita said

we are planning on adding pen thru corners

and thna it was never mentioned again

[brittle sinew]

Actually so real

[compact knoll]

and you cant even pen wood in arena

[brittle sinew]

Anything Nikita says is bull

[fathom verge]

Spawn on shoreline

instantly get blacked legs

die after 4 minutes due to heavy bleeds in all limbs

I hate it here

[soft coral]

AAAAAA

[soft coral]

This vexes me

[lost dragon]

Next 250 bucks edition exclusive background leaked

[soft coral]

came home

boot up tarkov

want to kms

[brittle sinew]

Are you working on that kappa though?

[soft coral]

rn now

i dont play pmc raids at night

[brittle sinew]

Is it because of the chinese?

[soft coral]

its because tired

[brittle sinew]

4 hour shifts aint come in yet?

[soft coral]

no

[brittle sinew]

Soon ™️

[soft coral]

on the 7th

[brittle sinew]

Nice

[soft coral]

yees

one daily requres me to do more and gives less exp

??????

gg nikita

@stark torrent HONEY WAKE UP NEW WOODS BUGGED SPOT DROPPED

this dead guy can have loot spawn around him and INTO him

today I saw a 2btg half sticking out his leg

WE LOST

[fast garden]

read my comment bro

so close

[soft coral]

its a bit finnicky but it can be grabbed ye

[fast garden]

i love going into a looted woods camp

and sniping the ledx people dont know how to get

(you have to do a backflip while low speed crouching in the last 4 minutes of raid)

[soft coral]

dude

I switch from NA to EU

NA woods is full

legit all the loot is there

eu woods

NOTHING

[fast garden]

gypsies.

[soft coral]

all I find is a fish skeleton , belly lint , a bent tin can and a shoe with a hole

[fast garden]

just a few easy tasks, a press pass, and a fireklean

kappa get

[soft coral]

I'm insanely far away from it

:(

[fast garden]

the easy tasks in question:

these other 5 are easy

just reserve shit

bosses and sbih

:(

[soft coral]

considering I've never gotten it

it will be really hard for me to get

if I do try

what I can do

is try to get as close as possible to it

:)

[fast garden]

progress is progress

i dont grind super hard for it

just play tasks

i like most tasks

/their rewards

[soft coral]

fk peacekeeper tasks in particular

[fast garden]

when i get to the last tasks like this, i lock in

[soft coral]

dumbass polish mf

[fast garden]

at least boss spawns arent still like 8 percent

[fast garden]

20 percent is a good percent

[soft coral]

@fast garden

I need to finish punisher 3

[fast garden]

thats a shit ton of fir fuel

[soft coral]

fk

[fast garden]

to need to turn in

jeez

[soft coral]

I craft it

its a weekly after all

[fast garden]

fair

rip tnt tho

buddy gonna be tearing them nade boxes up

[soft coral]

22k! PER BOX

😭

DAS FREE MONEY

[fast garden]

life good

[soft coral]

and I'm giving them away

so he can prank kaban or something

[fast garden]

this thing

is so much fucking fun

[soft coral]

why is this allowed

@fast garden current tasks that i have

:(

so manyyy :((

most are not that hard though

[fast garden]

yeah

[soft coral]

they just take time

[fast garden]

slow burn

[soft coral]

yeahh

legit snorefest

i can complete half with my eyes closed

[fast garden]

id try to get the boss kills out of the way so you can just have the task for goons

so that when you do other tasks it might happen natrually

have to do like glu resh and killa iirv

[soft coral]

[fast garden]

maybe resh killa and shturman idk

i need to do hnting trip so i can lapua sbih

was gonna play destiny today but

might task

[soft coral]

@fast garden wanna go quick cumstains raid?

need to pick up a folder for the rapist and finish punisher

BRO RITE OF PASSAGE IS NEEDED FOR KAPPA?!

WHY

[fathom verge]

It aint that bad

[fast garden]

died to complete bullshit

getting on destiny

[soft coral]

so real

the moment I get on 4hr shifts bro

I'm grinding through the quests

cuz I will actually have time

as I said most aren't hard they just take time

[fast garden]

guy creeps through water on reserve

im looking at him

cqcm

head ears

fuck off

[soft coral]

I will go on NA for the tnt bricks I do not care

[fast garden]

put my next kit on time for different game

[soft coral]

bro I go eu the map is as empty as northern bulgaria

it was a sledge

@fast garden

NA legit filled to the brim

[fast garden]

yeah

[soft coral]

ez 500k

[hallow stream]

Is this the new woods expansion

[brittle sinew]

Yes 🇧🇬

[north lagoon]

Hello fellow Tarkov sufferers

When would you recommend I run labs?

Or does it not matter because I’d get domed anyways?

[fast garden]

run cheap shit and high pen ammo

[fathom verge]

Run literally nothing

You can’t get tagged and cursed on labs

Slap on a big backpack and stuff shit in your ass when you can

Because the odds of you running into 1. A mega chad who knows the entire map by heart. 2. Mr ESP who will know the angles you’re holding before you do or 3. A 4 man geared up team

Are relatively high

[soft coral]

[soft coral]

or 4: don't go labs

[compact knoll]

5:

https://tenor.com/view/no-more-room-in-hell-gif-16789581979796698102

[compact knoll]

this is what ivan hears from my mic after i die 10 seconds in a lighthouse raid

[pseudo storm]

[compact knoll]

14 hours btw

feels like a sign

[soft coral]

so true brother

spawn lighthouse beach
look on the rocks
dies instantly

[ancient marsh]

sank u so much

my clothes will be very clean

[soft coral]

still no tnt brick

classic

I need them for weekly , can't find them in a single box

I don't need them for quests

find 3 per raid

okayyy

idk if I should go interchange for psus and cpu fans reserve for nade boxes or woods for money

AAAAA

[ancient marsh]

CAN I GET

A FUCKING

6 HOUR CULTIST CIRCLE

ITS BEEN LIKE A WEEK

[soft coral]

Love it how you can't make tnt bricks

[ancient marsh]

bro...

seeing the awl at 9k is like seeing your favorite childhood child actor do drugs and end up bankrupt and in prison

[soft coral]

yep

its truly over

[ancient marsh]

fir hideout got me fucked up

[soft coral]

thank you bsg for making D and AA batteries

I love looting them

thank you so much

yay 1 tnt brick found

[fathom verge]

Don’t worry, I don’t

I’ve got like 11 labs cards now

[soft coral]

hUGE

this is a moment in history

insane progress

[compact knoll]

damnn cant hand it over if i took a bite out

[soft coral]

real

sometimes a mf simply wanna chew on some tnt

[ancient marsh]

that's why the claymore mine has "explosive toxic if chewed" on it

[stark torrent]

if you gonna kill urself better use good ammo

[ancient marsh]

is this like a raider gun?

[fathom verge]

Yes

[soft coral]

Yeah

[ancient marsh]

took it off a mf

@soft coral

almost there

wtf is this bruh

why would i EVER do this?

[fathom verge]

Well

do you want Kappa?

[soft coral]

needed for kappa

and the quest after

hf

[stark torrent]

@soft coral @fast garden @ancient marsh @compact knoll

[soft coral]

waiter waiter more reserve please

[fathom verge]

Where you are, i have been. Where i am, you too shall be

[soft coral]

fam you do know you can use scopes right

it is allowed

[fathom verge]

I aint buyin all that

the Dust cover that lets you attach a scope is like 40k on the flea

I can hit shit just fine with the Irons

[compact knoll]

yeah but its drippier without

[fathom verge]

AKM with the Hex and the Pistol grip buttstock

Dripped out

[soft coral]

reserve is much better for the tnts

cuz tehres many more boxes close to one another

[ancient marsh]

this is more like you start your wipe late

was watching tigz after he prestiged

he was using an MDR with fucking RRLP

that's 11 pen btw

[soft coral]

all of NA is sleeping or what

raid timer went to 10 mins

brother again?

zero fps fixes

god bless

[hallow stream]

If they did try fixing fps you would have lower fps than what you started with

And probably a memory leak or 2

[stark torrent]

waiter waiter more memory leaks

every bullet you pack uses 10mb ram

[soft coral]

go reseve >32 mins left at night
pmc in the train containter at the train station

BROTHERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

WHAT THE FUCKKKK

LOOOK

WHAT ARE WE DOIUNG

LIKE

HE IS LEGIT

CAMPING

the definition

of camping

its ok I didn't want my tnt brick that I got anyway

I hope his family explode sincerely

2k hours btw

[stark torrent]

NVG MARINE OPS

Bro has NVGs but is too poor to bring a rig to hold more than 2 mags

the state of tarkov

[soft coral]

the absolute state of this game

[ancient marsh]

dangling left and right

[autumn estuary]

To be fair, if I'm skimping on kit, rigs are usually the thing I skip.

[ancient marsh]

?????

rigs are like the most cost effective shit in the entire game

[autumn estuary]

Rigs are available for free on everyone else though

[ancient marsh]

skimp on the gun

gun and ammo are easily the most expensive part of the kit

[autumn estuary]

Whereas sometimes you have to go hunting through like, 30 dudes to find a worthwhile backpack

[soft coral]

no backpack

kill a guy and loot his

[lyric cairn]

I have returned from my vacation with a new, reinvigorated hatred for Tarkov

[soft coral]

ongod same homie fk this game

[hallow stream]

those are the parts of your kit that kill the person

[ember shuttle]

2k hours of ratting

https://tenor.com/view/rat-dance-funny-rat-dance-dancing-rat-gif-1874324974880693067

[soft coral]

@hallow stream @lyric cairn @ancient marsh @stark torrent @compact knoll The first guy to popularize the selfie

[ancient marsh]

If you're skimping on your kit, you aren't planning to run into players

[lyric cairn]

I've got the best gaming chair in existence, dude. I didn't need to worry about my kit

[fathom verge]

Extract camped leaving Woods V-ex, jokes on him the Physical bitcoin was lodged up my ass

The only loot he'll get is UN head and chest plus 3 silencers

[soft coral]

bro got the green skeleton gletch

[ember shuttle]

dont underestimate his dedication when he will sit in d2 for 39 min jsut to get a kill and get out

[soft coral]

this was possible with vsync on

lmao

time to scav all day at work

god bless I will get these tnt bricks

I'm all bricked up

God bless netflix looking like shit on every platform

gigabit internet btw

so fun

[little flame]

classic

[soft coral]

gotta go back to eu

fk

WHY IS NETFLIX SUCH SHIT QUALITY

WTF

ALO

[compact knoll]

ha!

he uses netflix

we dont use netflix in this part of the world

[soft coral]

ok

[ancient marsh]

@soft coral interesting

on the g28

the evo ergo for the regular e2 stock is about the same

because the adjustable one with the cheek pad is half a kilo heavier

[soft coral]

why are you telling me this

I don't use shit28

[ancient marsh]

i thought u did

also it's rly good

you should

the barter for the one with a schmidt scope is 1 labs access card

[soft coral]

never did I prefer sr25 if I have to use a x51 marksman rifle

[ancient marsh]

well all semis are much more in line now so stats outside of recoil matter way more

220k for a good build on the g28

about 230 for an SR25

but the SR is a good kilo heavier

[soft coral]

ok quality is fixed

yay

[fathom verge]

Man, i wish jumping through open windows worked properly

not at the right angle? nope, too heavy? nope? not fully straightened up? no

[soft coral]

ay man listen kung fu panda and dr house is on there

netflix is cool but HBO max has some insane bangers

the rest are shit

[ember shuttle]

its pretty much in line w rsass and sr25 tho

if anything its lighter than both of em

[fast garden]

Evo ergo?

[ancient marsh]

basically because weight also affects ergo, evo ergo is like a ratio of weight and ergonomics on a weapon part

if a weapon build comes out in the green on evo ergo

it means it won't overswing

[fathom verge]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-krabs-falls-apart-dies-gif-21264126

[little flame]

just whiffed with a bolty so bad

i hate snipers

cant hit for shit when they runnin

[fast garden]

Where do you see this at? I knew it was a thing, just not the specifics

[ancient marsh]

db4tarkov

https://db4tarkov.com/gun

[fast garden]

Neat thanks

[ancient marsh]

goon
laid down shots on your lower back

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-by-that-gif-10559980082154008380

[soft coral]

woops

[soft coral]

I thank that guy

I hope ONLY nice things happens to his mother

[compact knoll]

Then wait for them to stop

[compact knoll]

I don got that pmc with a buttocks shot

If you know what i mean

[soft coral]

@stark torrent

go local.shop to get food where the local lady sells
do you make coffee?
ofc i do ill make you a good one right now

she knows me personally by now

[ember shuttle]

the 4th goon

[little flame]

duo + woods

they werent stopping bru

[soft coral]

coffee from the local grandma shop hits different @compact knoll @ancient marsh @fast garden @fathom verge @brittle sinew @lyric cairn

[lyric cairn]

Isn't it, like, 5pm where you live?

[soft coral]

16:39

[soft coral]

I drink coffee at this time actually

my mom too

[brittle sinew]

Fellow coffee addict

[lyric cairn]

I wanna drink coffee all the time, too 😦

[soft coral]

Ofc

[brittle sinew]

How many cups we on today?

[brittle sinew]

What stops you?

[soft coral]

1 coffee from a can 1 monster and 1 coffee

[lyric cairn]

I'm a little too old to the point that the caffeine lingers in my system a little too long, and I have to get up at 6am for work

I try not to have any more than my morning coffee, and I don't drink it later than noon if i have work the next day

[fathom verge]

Night shift gang

Line the monsters up

[lyric cairn]

I actually go on nights in 6 days 😎

[fathom verge]

It sucks

lol

[lyric cairn]

It does.

[fathom verge]

It ain’t a joke that nightshift workers all end up skeletons, but if you’re working with decent folk it’s fine

[brittle sinew]

Get the decaf, it's not bad

[lyric cairn]

I feel like there's a placebo affect but, tbh, that actually seems like a good idea since I like coffee so damn much

[brittle sinew]

i gotta get some myself

[lyric cairn]

If I were single, I would prefer nights at my job.

[fathom verge]

It’s true it’s true

[soft coral]

Me

legit me

bro looting nade boxes is OP

20k per piece sometiems

[brittle sinew]

Zombie ass mf

[brittle sinew]

Easiest way to complete grenadier fr

Loot all the nade boxes for impact nades

[compact knoll]

How does mf not go bankrupt with this shit

[soft coral]

I work

and I sell shit on the job

[compact knoll]

Canned coffe is overpriced here

Probably even more there

[soft coral]

I made like over 100 levea this month

[brittle sinew]

Who buys canned coffee

[compact knoll]

Its good

[brittle sinew]

Who actually

It is

But it's expensive

[soft coral]

I do

I like it

[brittle sinew]

I only get it if i'm on road trip

[soft coral]

nice and sweet

:3

just liike me

a cutiepie

frfr

[brittle sinew]

fr

[granite coral]

💱 100 BGN (Bulgarian Lev) :flag_bg: is equal to 53.30 USD (United States Dollar) :flag_us:

[fathom verge]

Ouch

[soft coral]

actually more than that

[compact knoll]

Loud incorrect buzzer

[soft coral]

I'll tell you when salary comes

[brittle sinew]

I make it with my

[compact knoll]

Youre a bitch ass

[soft coral]

you too

thanks

[stark torrent]

better ask how will this mf live to be 30

his heart is overclocked

[soft coral]

yes

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/yeehaw-yee-haw-gif-26868478

[soft coral]

how you think I can keep up doing woods routes all day

you see though

[compact knoll]

I fully expect him to have a stroke when he does with a quest ledx to a scav

Dies*

[soft coral]

I put a moonshine and a super water I get this

ok

thanks

[brittle sinew]

Cultists made more for you <3

[soft coral]

we're up

[lyric cairn]

Dude bought a shark card

[soft coral]

I was at 6 mil yesterday

[stark torrent]

!topic

[safe summit]

@brittle sinew

Discussions about Escape From Tarkov and SPT

[brittle sinew]

This mf

[stark torrent]

ivan is retarded and illiterate what is your excuse

[brittle sinew]

You know this is offtopic 2

[soft coral]

stfu

this is legit a channel for memes

and maybe tarkov

bagas mi pula

яж ми хуя

I told him have a good day

[real solstice]

On topic as usual I see

[stark torrent]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[soft coral]

@brittle sinew

God bless reserve

ez tp200

ez 37k exp

ongod

[soft coral]

1st owner never sold the car

[stark torrent]

My brother in christ i was so retarded

More quests on Customs alooooooooo

[soft coral]

this mf

[stark torrent]

after 7697 hours please put all quests on Woods

[soft coral]

as the turkish say ashes on your tongue for saying such things

as a beginner it was tough for me too

but funnily enough

[brittle sinew]

Ezpz

[soft coral]

its the map I learned the quickest

and we never went back since

woods all day everyday

making millions

[brittle sinew]

The hand-me-down vw passat b6 1.9 tdi

[soft coral]

the golf 3 thats been in the family since 5 generations

(it still runs on the original oil)

[brittle sinew]

Real as hell

[soft coral]

I'm legit fixing uk peoples broadband while doing scav runs

can't make this shit up

[stark torrent]

Good Year

[soft coral]

good as new ngl

@stark torrent @brittle sinew

[stark torrent]

i literally spit my drink at the CJ guy

bro just fell

he was done

shut down

[brittle sinew]

The president lmfao

[soft coral]

ok last TP

hoping one nade box will have it

reserve spawns more bricks cuz haha millitary base

[brittle sinew]

I be farming impact grenades with those boxes

[soft coral]

LETS GOO

first nade box tp200

WE DID IT

ez 37k

[brittle sinew]

ezpz

[ancient marsh]

i think the change to audio that makes basically every sound quieter when there's gunshots is the worst change to audio of all time

in arena is basically means you literally cannot get any audio

[soft coral]

brother you get audio bugs where all you hear is

DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

after someone shoots

cuz the sound plays like 300 times

time to shit on company time

@brittle sinew @stark torrent

[brittle sinew]

Hell yes 💪

[soft coral]

https://tenor.com/view/kimi-shit-f1-gif-18186457

Peak

[fathom verge]

Only useful at like 20 feet

Where you might accidentally hit their head due to recoil

[ancient marsh]

?

what are you on about

[fathom verge]

The svt, it’s bad

[ancient marsh]

bro

i genuinely think the game would be 10x better without ANY aimpunch

it's such a dogshit mechanic

[lyric cairn]

Recoil is fine and necessary, but that first shot jump up is super lame.

[ancient marsh]

the caliber of people in the official tarkov server

[ancient marsh]

do you not know what aimpunch is?

[fathom verge]

Why even bother there lol, you get banned if you’re not a dickrider

[fathom verge]

(It’s not the first massive jolt of recoil on firing it’s your aim being knocked off by being shot)

[lyric cairn]

The jump when you fire the first round, right?

[ancient marsh]

no?

[lyric cairn]

Oh okay, it's this, then? When you get hit?

[fathom verge]

Yep

[ancient marsh]

yes

camera movement when you get hit

[fathom verge]

It’s not equal with all guns though

It scales

[ancient marsh]

the only reason PKM is in any way playable in arena

cause its best ammo is FMJ

with 30 pen

you just get fucking stunlocked to death

you fight a guy in class 6 armor and a pkm

[lyric cairn]

Oh then yeah, aim punch dogshit and should be removed completely

[ancient marsh]

you just stare at the ceiling until you pass

[lyric cairn]

It's just another mechanic that massively favors whoever has the first shot that lands

[soft coral]

even scavs rat

[ancient marsh]

can i please get one non-paralympic team

[soft coral]

I think today I might reach all things I need for biboin 2

Gaming

https://youtube.com/shorts/IS9RJjGUCZ4?si=Lf-EwhDYXJtH5-tP

[ancient marsh]

pest went bald because every time something bullshit happens he scratches his head

look when the scav phases thru the door

[soft coral]

1 in a million

[fast garden]

I wasn’t banned I would be in minutes

Tarkov players that linger on the Reddit and oeft discord are among the most elite idiots on the planet

[fast garden]

Honestly that scav was probably crouch walking up there and he just didn’t hear it for the gunshots

Classic door opener ai though

[soft coral]

but did you see the gpu in techno though

inisane

[fast garden]

Robbery

[soft coral]

I skidaddled so quickly

[ancient marsh]

sad that this is insane loot now

4 years ago this is average interchange raid

[fast garden]

LOOOOOOOJ

LOOOOK

THESE IDIOTS WOUPDNT KNOW WHAT A CHEATER PROFILE LOOKED LIKE IF ONE FUCKED THEIR MOTHER RIGHT INFRONT OF THEM

Post will be removed soon for the name being shown

But Christ

You know what

Since your feet don’t actually have a hitbox

You think we will be able to fortnite rocket ride when the launcher comes out?

[ancient marsh]

remember when trump said "AUTISM HAS BECOME AN EPIDEMIC"

he was right all along

we were just too dumb to see it

[fast garden]

Too autistic*

“Yeah guys alt accounts are normal”

[ancient marsh]

i play arena and i dont even have 45 yet

[fast garden]

Arena is not THAT good for xp

[ancient marsh]

why would you have MORE THAN ONE ACCOUNT

WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ALTS?

MAYBE CAUSE YOUR LAST ONE GOT BANNED?

[fast garden]

I’m fucking sick and tired of this chevaliergrim autist

He constantly posts the most retarded takes on the sub

[ancient marsh]

"true believer" flare

like

[fast garden]

[ancient marsh]

bro saw the retard special ed kid helmet

and said "sick drip"

https://tenor.com/view/running-eric-cartman-south-park-up-the-down-steroid-s8e3-gif-22286052

chevaliergrim on his way to defend bsg and say theres no hackers in tarkov

[fast garden]

Fucking genuinely

His other takes on the sub are just as bad

[ancient marsh]

g0at showing that every raid in tarkov has 60% chance to have at least one hacker in it

[fast garden]

He is a chronic yapper of false information

[stark torrent]

300 hours bro doing punisher 5 at lvl 49

19 kd

[fast garden]

Chevalier would say it’s real

[stark torrent]

Aight im lockin in reddit

Chevalier beware

[fast garden]

Official opp of the gamma cord tarkov sub

[fathom verge]

Not as strong as Stock AK man

[fast garden]

Holy fuck

That guy means business

Like, intelligent player cheating type business

Zero chance of victory type business

[ancient marsh]

the point isn't "will removing flea reduce cheaters or not"

the point is "why the fuck are we killing the game to stop hackers, has it worked at all in the past with flea limits and shit?"

[fast garden]

Not only that but that change would just make more people willing to RMT for gear

Which is another running theme with these style of change

Kill game to stop cheaters

Cheaters just have more opportunities for money because of it

Fucking brilliant

Please keep making the game worse

[ancient marsh]

BRO

@fast garden

THIS GUY IS SAYING

CIRCLE STRAFING TO MAINTAIN MOMENTUM

WILL GET YOU BANNED

@stark torrent @fathom verge @soft coral @compact knoll

[fathom verge]

you may NOT use the game features

you may NOT move around

[soft coral]

if bro gneeds more than 30 then thats a massive skill issue

[ancient marsh]

like

there's just no way

someone is that retarded

[little flame]

carried

[ancient marsh]

3-27

iq - chromosome count

[little flame]

ragebait

[ancient marsh]

i know you were trolling

just saying a guy is fucking 3-27

in my team

like how is that physically possible

[little flame]

lmfao

idek

[soft coral]

we lost

NA broke

WAIT I"M ON EU

YOO

[soft coral]

Lol

[fathom verge]

Close enough to spit on him

[little flame]

fuck this cuck bro

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1140009677799817268/1334606559472390205/image.png?ex=679d24b7&is=679bd337&hm=0bc02036b8f0d94da8f879125dafa410d7d111af47ca2ec382793f62bdd90927&

actual loser

i fucking hate streets

[fast garden]

You see what I mean

The things people ACTUALLY BELIEVE about this game are insane

They need their brains jarred so they can be studied in a lab in the middle of Siberia

[ancient marsh]

sometimes this shit makes me think, is eugenics really that bad

[fast garden]

[little flame]

what a scav tho

[fast garden]

Can’t be tbh

[little flame]

goddamn

[ancient marsh]

[ancient marsh]

mods, gun him down

[fast garden]

Congrats go do Lightkeeper now

[little flame]

[fast garden]

No excuse

[little flame]

im poor

:(

[soft coral]

FUCK

died with gpu on my scav

bruh

[little flame]

sad

[soft coral]

w/e

[little flame]

is sj9 rare fir?

[soft coral]

I need psus anyway I dont need gpus

[little flame]

havent seen one in ages

[soft coral]

enjoy the gpu cunt I hope your mother dies of cancer

and gets syphilis

[little flame]

ivan i hate streets bro

[soft coral]

same thats why I never run it

[little flame]

i killed 3 juicers

15 scavs spawned infront of me when i wasnt in cover from that direction

they give me 3 heavy bleeds

and the last guy pushes

:/

i fucking sprayed his ass

ran out of bullets since this retards gun only had 10 bullets

actually

[little flame]

:yellow guy with hands in the air:

im gonna lose it

streets is so shit

@soft coral

surely

[soft coral]

?

I'm on a break

dipshit

[little flame]

tarkov at work is diabolical

[soft coral]

I play tarkov at home all day

even on calls

[little flame]

"i aint addicted"

[soft coral]

guy is screaming at me why broadband ain't working meanwhile I'm looting gpus

listen dude idc

the fk else will I do?

work/

[little flame]

twas a joke

[soft coral]

who the fk does that

[little flame]

[soft coral]

we live in balkans bro

@stark torrent tell him

[little flame]

what are u on ab

it was a joke bro

u fell for the ragebait

im so tired of this game today lol

took a small break for a few days and when i get back i wanna quit even more

wtf is this game

[ancient marsh]

@stark torrent @compact knoll @soft coral @fast garden https://www.twitch.tv/tigz/clip/ArtsyDifferentOtterSpicyBoy-lZTdkSJMUOMfRgzm

[little flame]

why are u posting so many tigz clips

what

and u dont ping me

fuck you

[ancient marsh]

im watching stream

[little flame]

LMFAOOO

[little flame]

ping me next time bro

that shits funny

[soft coral]

another gpu

aloooooooooo

[little flame]

nice

[soft coral]

thats 3 today

alo interchange?

[little flame]

fun

ny

lucky ahh

found 1 virtex earlier but only 1 gpu sofar this wipe

fun game

[soft coral]

[little flame]

ew

not fir

[soft coral]

man

so?

theyre cheap

[little flame]

im jk

[soft coral]

250k

[little flame]

its nice to look at

fr

[soft coral]

gathering psus for biboin 2

[little flame]

yurr

hehe

[soft coral]

fk this skill

[stark torrent]

died to a cheater prestige 1 , 500 hours , 4000 kills , his name IOnlyKillScav , 19 kd

[little flame]

nice

did he only kill scavs

maybe missclick

[winged verge]

bruh i did a 14 hour 4k cultist circle sacrifice and got...1 golden egg lmao

[soft coral]

bro

[little flame]

why

[soft coral]

you will not believe what I found

[little flame]

just get something better

[little flame]

a dildo nikita left in the game by accident?

[little flame]

what?

i dont get it

glitched door then u reopened it and it isn't buggy anymore

so

wa

[soft coral]

ye

who busted on the weapons case bruv

[fast garden]

Why is it white

Tf

[soft coral]

Tarkov

thats why

nuff said

3 man of cheaters

thanks

I didn't want to loot my psus anyway

[stark torrent]

WAITER WAITER

MORE HIGH CUT HELMETS AND NECKLESS ARMOR PLEASE

[soft coral]

disable adblock on netflix
quality instantly increases

OK I DONT WANT TO WATCH HOUSE ANYWAY

I didnt' want to see cuddy's tits in full hd anyway

yes I love perma farming this

[winged verge]

Oh that exists. its in Ground Zero in the trunk of a car in the underground.

[soft coral]

God bless this piece of shit game

[fast garden]

theres dildos everywhere actually

random room in pinewood

exfil area at courtyard

the playplace at the mall

mostly streets

that and GZ

[soft coral]

This answers the age old question

Tarkov is all about gey sex @fast garden

[fast garden]

obviously

[stark torrent]

Lightkeeper's last reward is Zryachy's Golden Dildo

[soft coral]

This mf

LIKE

what kind of brainrot level have we reached? @stark torrent @fast garden @little flame @ancient marsh @compact knoll @lyric cairn @brittle sinew

[fast garden]

just ping everyone atp

[soft coral]

can this be measured?

[stark torrent]

the kind you have to tag everyone

[soft coral]

stfu

яж ми хуя

[stark torrent]

https://tenor.com/view/eft-meme-tarkov-meme-tarkov-hacker-hacker-tarkov-cheater-gif-980512208059865673

POV : LVNDMARK queue

[soft coral]

Надявам се кон да ти се източи на веждите

it means I hope your evening goes well

[stark torrent]

Died to player scavs back to back , this game is in a good state

Its my fault i dont play it as intended

[fast garden]

i bet cheaters are pretty damn bad when you play unemployed hours all the time like streamers

[soft coral]

Just don't translate what I said

Thanks

[stark torrent]

Only bearable thing is that they basically have guaranteed ban button if they send stuff to BSG like Pestily

and the loads of cash , they actually make more content and donations when they get killed by cheaters

people love misery of it

look at Tigz

[fast garden]

he called me a cheater and i got random friend requests for days

so yeah

[stark torrent]

Lvndmark complains he iss till matching for 7 minutes after being forced to play on Somalia servers probably because of cheaters

[fast garden]

cheaters queue snipe the fuck out of mark

[stark torrent]

Yeah , on most streamers rly

On ppl like Desmond , Tigz etc is worse cause they actually get mad about it

[brittle sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/eye-of-rah-dread-meme-ayo-chill-tf-out-yall-dreadhead-gif-13107428801502916589

[fast garden]

patch notes said "fixed siracha and guards"

[stark torrent]

Glorious just laughs it off and sends a report , same with Pest and Lvndmark

[fast garden]

desmond gets mad at fucking anything

[stark torrent]

they just nod , send the name and move on

yeah thats his content now , bro has lost his humanity on this game

his soul gone

bro is tilt king

the price to become the ultimate pvp chad

[fast garden]

man died too many times and went hollow

and in the terms of good players he is still jack of all trades master of none

[soft coral]

desmond be like

leaf crosses his screen
MAN THIS GAME IS SO SHIT I CAN"T SEE ANYTHING SHUT UP CHAT YOURE BANNED

bro cries more than me

and that says a lot

[lyric cairn]

Bro why you gotta ping me while I'm about to leave work

[fast garden]

tarkov is part of you

[soft coral]

idc you get pinged either way

[lyric cairn]

Talm 'bout golden dildos in Tarkov

[soft coral]

you're here for the brainrot ride

[lyric cairn]

It's the self-hate that gets me to the gym

[soft coral]

racism gets me up in the morning and fuels me

God bless I love being Bulgarian

[lyric cairn]

Girl at work asked me yesterday if I watch any bophouses. I honestly didn't know what that was and I wish I didn't know now, just like I wish I didn't I didn't know what Tarkov is

I have escaped Tarkov. Let me escape the brainrot.

[compact knoll]

Bophouses?

[soft coral]

Whats a woman?

[lyric cairn]

It's like the old TV show Big Brother but it's just thots living in the same house, and you subscribe to their collective bophouse OnlyFans

This chicks like, out of nowhere, "You watch any bophouse?"

[compact knoll]

@soft coral wait does isaac run in 30 fps

[compact knoll]

https://tenor.com/view/thesopranos-death-dying-takemenow-sopranos-gif-13205360

What has the world become

[lyric cairn]

It seriously has been downhill since Tarkov's first alpha. Not a coincidence.

[soft coral]

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